SNEAKO - February 19, 2025


ALL WOMEN ARE GOLD DIGGERS.


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

154.03706

Word Count

2,255

Sentence Count

304

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.320 What'd I do to you? What'd I do to you?
00:00:03.780 That fat black woman over there just yelled, you suck. Right there.
00:00:08.480 What's up, man?
00:00:08.860 Fuck you!
00:00:09.940 Why?
00:00:11.560 Yo, sneeko!
00:00:12.900 I was about to say, what did I do this time?
00:00:19.060 So I've been thinking about how X keeps talking about Elon Musk's new baby mama.
00:00:23.780 And she put out this big press release on Valentine's Day, very convenient,
00:00:27.180 saying she was getting so much pressure from the media.
00:00:29.580 They're spying on her.
00:00:30.680 Finally, she had to come out to say that her baby daddy is Elon Musk.
00:00:34.600 And I remember she tweeted at me in 2023 where I said,
00:00:37.780 if you talk for a living and haven't been canceled yet,
00:00:40.140 you're either a woman or a bot.
00:00:42.440 And I remember Ashley St. Clair said,
00:00:44.500 female privilege does not spare all of us, sir.
00:00:47.660 And just the absolute irony of thinking you're spared of female privilege,
00:00:52.120 then two years later getting fucked by the right guy
00:00:54.960 and not having to work a day in your life again.
00:00:58.180 If that's not female privilege, then shiver me timbers and call me Susan.
00:01:02.080 I'd say the main talking point from conservative red pill Twitter is
00:01:05.240 every conservative woman is a liar.
00:01:07.860 Women are evil.
00:01:08.780 Look what she did.
00:01:09.820 She had a baby out of wedlock.
00:01:11.740 Oh my God.
00:01:12.480 And I've been thinking about it a lot because people keep talking as if they're surprised.
00:01:16.920 They're actually surprised as if mildly conservative religious women online
00:01:20.580 aren't still going to be hypergamous and fucked away to the top.
00:01:24.240 Of course, they're going to want to be with the rich guy.
00:01:26.560 And of course, they're getting fucked out of wedlock.
00:01:28.440 Does that mean I think Ashley St. Clair is a grifter, fake conservative?
00:01:31.900 No, she's going to be good for the rest of her life now.
00:01:33.900 Tesla's going to be paying for her child support,
00:01:35.800 and she's going to get a nice apartment probably in Tribeca.
00:01:38.760 She's probably around the corner with little baby Elon right now.
00:01:41.300 The reason I find it funny is because when you really look at modern American conservatism,
00:01:46.520 everyone's kind of a hypocrite.
00:01:48.020 The bastion and the savior, the messiah to these people is Donald Trump.
00:01:51.340 He has three baby mamas.
00:01:53.020 And Elon, the new vice president, has 13 kids with four baby mamas.
00:01:57.720 If we're going to criticize the new conservative movement,
00:02:00.160 we've got to be consistent across the board.
00:02:01.840 It's good that we all hold traditional religious values,
00:02:04.720 but we have to be realistic too.
00:02:06.560 If you're a guy, you don't want to risk getting married to a woman
00:02:09.380 who's going to take half your stuff.
00:02:10.400 And if you're a woman, you don't want to risk marrying a broke guy.
00:02:13.440 If you're playing this game financially realistic,
00:02:15.780 Ashley and Elon makes the most sense.
00:02:18.480 She might not be happy that she's going to be the fifth choice on Valentine's Day,
00:02:21.920 but at least her kid is never going to starve.
00:02:24.500 $3.02.
00:02:25.500 $3.02.
00:02:26.420 Yes.
00:02:26.980 Okay.
00:02:27.500 Pay $3.02.
00:02:28.380 Do you have to take card?
00:02:31.280 Yeah.
00:02:31.640 $0.02.
00:02:32.860 Apple Pay.
00:02:33.680 Apple Pay.
00:02:34.200 Okay.
00:02:34.620 Yeah.
00:02:34.920 $3.02.
00:02:35.520 Very cheap.
00:02:36.400 My $3.02.
00:02:37.540 Yeah.
00:02:38.420 $3.02.
00:02:39.260 Okay.
00:02:39.460 Very cheap.
00:02:40.080 And to everyone's shocked that a conservative woman now has a baby daddy,
00:02:43.620 what did you think she thought?
00:02:45.100 She was tweeting at me insinuating I'm a misogynist two years ago.
00:02:49.060 Just because a woman with the media personality says she's conservative,
00:02:53.000 that don't mean she won't be a gold digger too.
00:03:06.280 Nothing is more uncomfortable than sitting on a warm seat.
00:03:09.740 I hate sitting on a hot train seat more than a seat with piss.
00:03:13.020 Everybody up here?
00:03:14.560 Yeah.
00:03:15.520 I ain't gonna do it.
00:03:16.760 I ain't trying to get something to do yourself.
00:03:20.200 Today is a parade for our Chinese lunar year.
00:03:23.040 I don't know how many parades they have.
00:03:24.320 They have a lot of new years.
00:03:25.400 But it is raining a lot.
00:03:30.980 It's a dangerous looking puddle right there.
00:03:33.300 It's a Timberland boot kind of day.
00:03:35.040 Fresh Tim's kind of day.
00:03:36.340 I think I would have been a good kid if I grew up in Chinatown.
00:03:48.620 Could have joined a gang, could have been better.
00:03:50.620 A better student.
00:03:51.660 Good dumplings every day.
00:03:53.160 Maybe in another life.
00:03:54.280 Oh look, Chinese Jesus.
00:03:55.360 Chinese Jesus.
00:03:56.820 People are committed to be out here on a rainy Sunday.
00:03:59.000 Remember that one scene in The Dark Knight where Joker is an undercover cop?
00:04:12.080 Hope that doesn't happen.
00:04:13.180 Shout out to the NYPD.
00:04:14.220 Thank you.
00:04:14.860 Of course.
00:04:15.380 How many of them wanted a salary and pension and now they got to march with drums and rifles
00:04:19.160 in the rain?
00:04:19.840 I didn't sign up for this.
00:04:21.280 Is there going to be any Chinese stuff or it's just cops?
00:04:23.360 Well, we'll see.
00:04:24.320 I hope so.
00:04:25.060 On a day like today, who knows who showed up?
00:04:26.800 I look at all the commitment from these people.
00:04:29.000 Oh, how many New Year's do they have?
00:04:30.880 I swear this is like the fifth one in a month.
00:04:32.740 It's a 15-day.
00:04:34.260 15 days?
00:04:35.140 15-day celebration.
00:04:45.860 Oh, it's a fucking Panda Mobile ad?
00:04:47.820 Yes.
00:04:49.360 What?
00:04:50.900 It's a new year.
00:04:51.900 What's this for?
00:04:52.740 It's a pay.
00:04:53.520 Oh, you mean ours?
00:04:54.400 Oh, it's a Panda ad?
00:04:55.340 Yeah.
00:04:55.780 I already have AT&T.
00:04:57.740 How about more?
00:04:58.620 I thought you were going to give me candy or something.
00:05:00.760 I don't want this.
00:05:01.780 You want it?
00:05:02.600 I don't have enough hands.
00:05:07.040 Now if I litter this, I'm the bad guy.
00:05:09.000 Now I'm responsible for this trash.
00:05:10.760 All right.
00:05:10.960 You reckon that's it?
00:05:11.840 I don't know.
00:05:12.500 Can we get warm now?
00:05:13.600 We saw the dragons.
00:05:14.780 I don't think we have any chance of getting warm here.
00:05:17.240 Just stay committed to it.
00:05:18.260 We're already here.
00:05:18.900 We're here.
00:05:19.380 This is it.
00:05:20.160 Can I see your camera?
00:05:21.340 It's great.
00:05:21.660 Oh, my God.
00:05:22.500 That's a shame, huh?
00:05:23.500 It's a disaster.
00:05:24.500 It's just absolutely ridiculous.
00:05:26.720 Bro.
00:05:27.480 I have my ski mask covered in my camera like a diaper.
00:05:30.740 Only thing that I hope you could hear.
00:05:32.660 I hope not everything's messed up.
00:05:34.460 Can I buy an umbrella?
00:05:35.660 Yeah.
00:05:35.920 What kind of umbrella are you right here?
00:05:37.220 Jumbo size?
00:05:37.880 Yeah.
00:05:38.280 Black one.
00:05:38.920 Medium size.
00:05:39.700 Are you on YouTube?
00:05:40.580 No.
00:05:40.980 I got banned three years ago.
00:05:42.240 Wait.
00:05:43.100 All these guys do.
00:05:43.980 I know this guy.
00:05:44.820 No, you don't.
00:05:45.360 Yeah, I do.
00:05:45.940 Can I get a picture?
00:05:46.700 I think we had school together.
00:05:47.880 We are.
00:05:48.320 We already did have school together.
00:05:49.360 Hey, happy new year.
00:05:50.120 Happy new year.
00:06:07.120 New York is so funny because when it rains like this, there's a new traffic called umbrella
00:06:12.100 traffic where you got to weave up and down like you're navigating cars on the highway.
00:06:16.700 New York is so funny.
00:06:46.680 Do you have a napkin?
00:06:49.020 I don't have it.
00:06:49.880 I don't have it.
00:06:50.840 Oh, man.
00:06:51.760 I hate New York, bro.
00:06:52.960 We're at the Chinese New Year parade.
00:06:55.400 And you got Pakistanis playing Bad Bunny.
00:06:58.040 Pakistanis playing Bad Bunny at the gift shop at the Chinatown parade.
00:07:02.100 I hate New York.
00:07:03.220 Where are you from?
00:07:04.020 Bangladesh.
00:07:04.640 Bangladesh.
00:07:05.380 Oh!
00:07:07.600 Bangladesh.
00:07:08.360 My pal.
00:07:08.840 Close enough.
00:07:09.720 Hello, New York.
00:07:11.400 My name is Verona and I'm 2024 Miss Chinese.
00:07:14.980 The Fukan American Association.
00:07:18.320 The Fukan American Association.
00:07:23.700 Bro, are you a YouTuber?
00:07:24.940 Huh?
00:07:25.360 Are you a YouTuber?
00:07:26.180 Uh, no.
00:07:26.800 Are you?
00:07:27.480 No, no.
00:07:27.980 Where are you from?
00:07:29.040 Bangladesh?
00:07:30.280 No.
00:07:30.700 India.
00:07:31.080 India?
00:07:31.320 Oh, nice to meet you.
00:07:32.640 It's going to be funny when we look back on this in 2027.
00:07:36.780 When we're at war with these people.
00:07:38.680 I think China's going to win, though, so I'm picking the winning team.
00:07:41.640 I don't know about you.
00:07:42.280 See why China's going to win the war in 2027?
00:07:45.760 They have parades for their people.
00:07:47.440 The only thing we parade for is Thanksgiving and gay people.
00:07:50.240 The Chinese don't give a party can only make me stronger.
00:07:54.960 I don't know if you get a man or not.
00:07:58.060 If you make plans or not.
00:08:00.260 If God put me in your plans or not.
00:08:02.220 I'm tripping in a drink.
00:08:03.180 I said you look like Sneeko.
00:08:04.520 Who's that?
00:08:05.060 Sneeko.
00:08:05.740 Like the...
00:08:06.300 Yeah, it's easier.
00:08:07.020 Isn't that guy racist?
00:08:08.080 Shut up, man.
00:08:08.920 Where are you from?
00:08:09.880 Nice to meet you, man.
00:08:10.780 You can meet your hands away.
00:08:11.840 Can I get a photo?
00:08:12.600 You want me to take a picture?
00:08:13.420 Are you from London?
00:08:14.300 Yeah, London.
00:08:15.140 Where are you from London?
00:08:16.920 Like South London.
00:08:17.960 South London.
00:08:18.760 From Croydon.
00:08:19.480 Yeah.
00:08:20.320 You're not from Croydon.
00:08:21.080 I'm not from Croydon.
00:08:22.420 Can I have beef fried rice?
00:08:24.540 No fried rice.
00:08:25.180 No fried rice?
00:08:25.760 Do you have beef dumpling?
00:08:26.840 White rice.
00:08:27.400 Only white rice.
00:08:28.340 Beef white rice.
00:08:29.880 Yeah.
00:08:30.300 Okay, I'll get beef.
00:08:30.880 $7.
00:08:31.660 Okay.
00:08:33.560 Sorry, Fresh.
00:08:37.800 Best snacks ever.
00:08:39.780 Used to body these as a kid.
00:08:42.800 Do you need a bag?
00:08:44.120 Uh, yeah.
00:08:45.380 How much?
00:08:47.160 $3.02?
00:08:47.600 Yeah, $3.02.
00:08:48.500 They're not working, okay?
00:08:49.840 Okay.
00:08:50.720 $3.02, okay?
00:08:51.920 They're not working?
00:08:52.540 $3.02.
00:08:53.680 $3.02.
00:08:54.800 $3.02?
00:08:55.700 Yes.
00:08:56.260 Yes.
00:08:56.740 Pay $3.02.
00:08:57.560 Apple Pay.
00:08:58.380 Apple Pay, okay.
00:08:59.320 Thank you.
00:09:00.120 Thank you.
00:09:00.620 No, pay money.
00:09:02.060 Pay money?
00:09:02.700 Yeah, $3.02.
00:09:03.720 Okay, okay.
00:09:04.320 $3.02.
00:09:05.200 What'd I do to you?
00:09:21.380 What'd I do to you?
00:09:22.380 There you go.
00:09:23.080 Hey.
00:09:24.640 That fat black woman over there just yelled, you suck.
00:09:27.860 Right there.
00:09:28.640 The disposable camera.
00:09:30.140 Just taking pictures.
00:09:31.060 Oh, cool.
00:09:31.840 Yeah, I missed the braid that was supposed to be supposed to.
00:09:33.720 Yeah, you just missed it.
00:09:34.740 I know, I know.
00:09:35.460 Well, you can get this.
00:09:36.260 This will make up for it.
00:09:37.400 I'm Chinese enough.
00:09:43.460 Hey, you can see it on the...
00:09:46.460 I see it on the lens, but usually on the front lens.
00:09:50.060 Aiden.
00:09:51.940 Aiden Ross.
00:09:54.960 Now, December was tolerable because it's Christmas and there's lights and cheer in the air, but
00:09:59.200 New York at this time is just absolutely miserable.
00:10:02.320 Miserable.
00:10:03.360 It's so hard to romanticize it.
00:10:05.380 Look at that.
00:10:06.000 Look at the West Side Highway.
00:10:09.900 Another annoying thing about New York, I couldn't film it.
00:10:12.480 I didn't get the whole interaction on film, but that overweight black girl yelled,
00:10:15.820 Sneeko, you suck at me.
00:10:18.020 And I'm like, why?
00:10:18.960 She just walked away pretending like she didn't hear me.
00:10:21.240 Just now, I checked my ex DMs and I see, hey, I saw you at B&H.
00:10:25.660 You're really cute in person.
00:10:27.220 And the bio says he slash him.
00:10:29.440 Point being, if you could put up with shitty weather and libtards, this is the best city
00:10:33.400 in the world, hands down.
00:10:36.460 Thank you.
00:10:40.120 Oh, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
00:10:41.560 Hold on, hold on.
00:10:42.360 Almost forgot.
00:10:45.820 I got an hour to kill and I've been inside being a buzzkill for a week, so some inspo.
00:10:51.700 Hopefully, I got some good inspo here.
00:10:58.060 Nice.
00:10:58.860 Come on, man.
00:10:59.460 Good hustle.
00:10:59.940 It really is crazy when you see people believe that America was made for white people, which
00:11:20.500 is a common theme on XNOW.
00:11:22.020 And here it said by the time slavery ended, 50% of New York was immigrants from all over
00:11:26.160 the world.
00:11:26.820 Newspapers were delivered in 13 languages in 1860.
00:11:30.320 Even before Lincoln was president, Lower East Side was made up of majority Chinese, African
00:11:35.120 American, and Jews.
00:11:36.500 What's also crazy, what it said in there is by 1850, 50% of America's millionaires lived
00:11:41.880 in New York City in the New York City region.
00:11:43.660 50% of the entire country's millionaires.
00:11:47.260 Everything is in New York.
00:11:52.680 Ow!
00:11:57.820 Yeah!
00:12:02.980 It really is crazy to think COVID was five years ago.
00:12:07.740 It feels like it was two years ago, yet everyone seems to have forgotten it.
00:12:12.140 Part of the reason I don't want to leave, even when the weather's shitty, is because
00:12:15.320 I was here for the George Floyd riots.
00:12:17.440 I was here when this was the epicenter of the pandemic.
00:12:20.140 I don't want to miss out.
00:12:21.420 Being away from New York when things are happening in New York, it feels worse than any other FOMO.
00:12:26.580 In this museum, we're writing about the riots that happened in Soho in 2020 during George
00:12:31.240 Floyd.
00:12:31.800 I was right there with this camera filming it.
00:12:33.920 What I love so much about New York is if you want to be where things are happening,
00:12:37.540 other cities, you go downtown, maybe you have to go on the internet and look something
00:12:40.920 up.
00:12:41.240 If you're in New York, you're always at the center of everything that's happening.
00:12:53.880 Summer journeys to Niagara and to other places aggravate all our cares.
00:13:01.000 We'll save our fares.
00:13:04.520 I've a cozy little flat in what is known as Old Manhattan.
00:13:09.900 We'll settle down right here in town.
00:13:17.900 We'll have Manhattan, the Bronx, and Staten Island, too.
00:13:24.180 It's lovely going through the zoo.
00:13:35.640 It's very fancy.
00:13:36.980 Fuck you.
00:13:38.160 Why?
00:13:38.560 No, fuck with you, bro.
00:13:39.920 Yo, Sneeko!
00:13:41.120 I was about to say, what did I do this time?
00:13:42.820 What's good?
00:13:43.380 Yo, what's good, yo?
00:13:44.240 How you doing?
00:13:44.860 Yo, shit, bro.
00:13:46.140 Good to meet you.
00:13:46.720 Good to meet you, bro.
00:13:47.480 Yeah.
00:13:48.180 Yo, that's crazy.
00:13:49.520 Earlier, there was a large woman who yelled, Sneeko, you suck.
00:13:54.220 Yeah.
00:13:54.620 And I'm like, oh, second one today.
00:13:57.440 No, we just fucked with you, bro.
00:13:58.940 That's crazy, bro.
00:14:00.120 Nice suit.
00:14:00.780 Have a good day, bro.
00:14:01.800 Fuck yeah, bro.
00:14:03.080 Good?
00:14:04.620 Thank you.
00:14:05.300 How's it going, bro?
00:14:06.040 Nice to meet you.
00:14:06.660 I was going to make one more stop, but I walked upstairs, raining too much.
00:14:09.900 No more rain for me.
00:14:11.160 I'm going to head home, edit.
00:14:12.360 Tomorrow's another day.
00:14:13.300 Yo, what's up?
00:14:27.840 My name is Tyson Hockley.
00:14:29.300 I'm a YouTuber and a podcaster, and this right here is a thumbnail that I made using
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