SNEAKO - August 23, 2022Brett Cooper Admits SNEAKO Is Her Type
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Summary
In this episode of the podcast, I talk about how I met my wife, how we met and fell in love, and how we ended up having triplets together. I also talk about being a nerd and how much I hate going to the gym and what I like to do in the morning.
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i'm lying i actually still love brett cooper we didn't get divorced ah it's good to be back brett
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like shock my friends with lie detector tests and take lots what is brett cooper's type lots
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of quizzes because that's basically what i do at home on my couch with my dogs so i'm just bringing
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you all into my personal life basically which is sort of normal at this point but anyway um one of
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my producers has pulled a quiz that is um can we guess your type which is ironic because a family
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friend i was on a walk with her the other day and she was like brett what is your type and i was
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trying to explain but i really don't have one and it was very confusing and chat i'm conflicted right
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now see brett is my wife and we have triplets on the way but shannon just texted me thank you for
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having me on my stream shannon said that we could repopulate the earth if we're the last two so i'm
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going to hold on to that for the rest of my life but brett at the same time chat brett or shannon
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who do i pick see brett and i like we have triplets but shannon shannon we're going to
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survive together and i basically just gave a bunch of attributes that were not really physical but it
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was like an energy that i feel like i do well with um so maybe this quiz will clear things up for me
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i don't know if you get a money you're a type which word would you use to describe your best friend
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probably a jester i'm thinking about madison right now if you guys have been on my social media you
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know madison um whoa i'm seeing a lot of shannon's i've seen a lot of shannon's chat what about brett
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though look at brett she's like in between a nerd look at brett we'll do jester that's you
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love you madison all righty what do you like most about your job she likes her she likes the work
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um i like my work i love my office i like my car she was just reading the questions i love the
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money um i like my work yep i know you but i know you i love what i do you know i'm not just saying
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that i genuinely do um which animal might be your spirit animal definitely not an owl
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um show the answers i want to predict you um mouse horse bull maybe a horse horse yeah
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oh great we're finishing other sentences well i was gonna say i am a horse girl
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but she's a horse girl she freaky i don't i get maybe yeah that fits like actually like
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personality wise more than the other ones although maybe i could be a bull
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all right um what are you most likely to do on a sunday afternoon um read yes play video games no
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go for a hike go to the gym probably she's gonna go to the gym more go for a hike go for a hike i
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said go for a hike because i never have time to do that i don't go to the gym no i knew that i
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you never go the gym i hate the gym point not a gym rat it stresses me out i don't know why i'll
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go to workout classes the gym yeah the gym's gross oh my god guys staring at you it's disgusting
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um finish these sentences in the mornings i'm fast asleep grumpy as a goat chipper as a bird
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most productive um the one of the first two i'm pretty productive in the morning i knew it so if i
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can get myself up and like get all my things done by a nice 7 30 then i'm on it i remember in college
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i always had 8 a.m classes because i did best 8 a.m classes but i was a commuter at ucla for my last
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couple of years and so i would drive in at like 5 30 or 6 and there was a great coffee shop that always
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had a fireplace and it started up really early in the morning and so i would sit and i would do all
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my homework and my studying yeah me too before my 8 a.m's which is kind of a freak thing to do i'm
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freak that's so weird i know um but i was awake and got it out of the way before my day started
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it was fantastic so i'll do most productive um would you say that you were romantic yes yes yes yes
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she is um no she's not i give what i get is kind of a good answer yeah both i was right i'm not like
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a hopeless like everything in my life is romance and i'm not like fantasizing about romance in a way
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but like yeah i think i give what i get is good is that bad i don't know no it's perfect
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you've answered everything correctly probably that okay what kind of television do you watch
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which i know probably sounds awful but i don't really like any television that's out right now
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it's very rare that i find one that i actually really enjoy is she watching love island but
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a good season of you know love is blind ew it's always going to be entertaining it never fails
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and it's usually not too political so there you go um what is your most dominant facial feature
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uh eyes eyes or cheekbones it's just that eyebrows though are you kidding me the nose obviously guys
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really i almost got a nose job i did when i you're perfect you don't need a nose job but chat
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i don't think we're that compatible anymore burned 18 i had been saving up for one and my mom
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knew how like much trauma not trauma i went trauma through when i was growing up about my nose because
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i had friends i feel like i'm really just putting it out there now but i think it's best
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that i know chat wl on reality shows and love is black i mean i understand women but
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i at least lay it out so then you all know but i everybody was always like brett you have a
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boopable nose and i had friends that would come up starting in elementary school that would just go
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like this to me they're like oh hi brett and like pop me in the face a boopable nose who are
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you hanging out with which is like kind of cute and whatever when you're brett there's a lot of
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l's on watching reality shows in here small but it gets to a point when you're like 16 years old
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and you're like wow do you really think my nose is like that huge so anyway i was talked out of it
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because i had friends were like no like we actually really like your nose it's okay but i was very
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insecure about it so i'm just gonna say that i don't actually know if it's the most dominant but i
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personally think that it is okay what job might you have had in a former life mathematician that's
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a funny joke librarian stunt person ceo she's gonna say librarian um i'm too loud to be a librarian
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fuck and seminars would be fun but that's just kind of don't say ceo don't say ce don't be a girl
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um where would you like to go on a first date ceo
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is there a gun range option um oh rock climbing would be she likes to go to a gun range on the
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first date you what horse girl with guns is what bro she freaky freaky bro i like that
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that's an activity hey chat yo brett brett brett brett i just went rock climbing today
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i just went rock climbing today just saying i like doing activities i think it's so weird
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especially when you're getting to know people even with friends like if you go on like a friend
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date if you're starting to get to know somebody like why just go watch what the fuck is a friend
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date brett what are you talking about a movie or do something where you're just like silently
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having to awkwardly sit with them i want to be doing something like i think that the cliche
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bowling day i'll take you rock climbing but that would be a great video me you going rock
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climbing riding horses going to the gun range if you down i'm down
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i know she's not gonna respond to that though i yeah she's i probably
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barked at her too much yeah eight that's fun you eat the fried macaroni balls
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my mom always says that you need to take a man to home depot
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early on while you're dating them so that you can see if they pass the home depot test
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so this is just my advice what type of horse girl shit is that coming from me from diane
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is have some kind of project going on or like oh hey i need to go to home depot for something
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bring the guy to home depot see if he can find it in under five minutes
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like get what you need they really want you to be bob the fucking builder out here
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i've done it before and you just figure out if a man's capable or not just i mean i understand
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i understand that's a good point but i like i'm not a construct like what do you what do you want
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to what do you want me to build a patio saying so i don't know why that's not on the list but
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anyway so for the girls do that for guys you better go be spending some time in home depot
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figuring out those aisles where the nuts and bolts are okay um what drives you craziest people
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who lie make me nuts i don't like loud people people people she's gonna say ambition or lie
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with no ambition drive you the craziest yes that okay oh my god people seeing people shopping in
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their pajamas is unacceptable okay leave me alone leave me alone i had somebody like early on in the
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show starting to take off um i was in my pajamas at costco and somebody dm me and was like oh my god i
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saw you i saw you at costco and i was like oh crap damn it like i was literally in like flannel pants
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she's so middle america home depot gun range costco horses so no rock climbing okay um what do you
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confidence um laughter confidence thoughtfulness intelligence definitely confidence yes you see
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brett brett brett brett let me take you on a date we'll do a video it'll be good content i'm not
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gonna creep you out i won't bark at you let's just let me go take you horseback riding let's go to the
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gun range we can go rock climbing she doesn't want to go i creeped around huh let's go camping i don't
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know all right never mind and then laughter probably next all of those are good though um are you more
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of a cat person or a dog person i love dogs oh my god i'm more of a hamster type person no that would
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be sheller that would be sheller he actually is just a cat person um where do you see yourself in 10
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years i'll be starting a family start your family she's reading all of them but it's gonna be
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start your family it's hard to say i will be traveling more i'll be at the top of my family
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start your family start your family family family family w bro brett brett brett brett brett i'm what
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you need he will let you wise what you wise what you want i'm what you need i'm what you need i'm
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what you need brett i know don't worry about that other shit let's link up we'll do a nice video
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you can bring a bodyguard i'm sorry for barking bring my cameraman let's go on a date we could
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live stream it and just get to know each other come on come on ah she done um do you kiss and tell
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um i don't do anything i don't want to tell i'll never tell i never kiss and tell i might kiss and
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tell my best friend probably that but i do think it's very unattractive for both men and women i
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always hated the culture of don't be talking on your pussy i don't know if it's locker room culture
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or whatever um and i don't want to completely just you know attack guys from being like oh yeah dude
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like i kissed or whatever but it's like girls do it too i remember being in my sorority and everybody
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would come back and like and she was a sorority girl how american can you get i'm not saying like
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it's a bad thing but she's so like cookie cutter flannel shirts bud light drinking tailgate
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like she goes to those concerts on a horse with a texas hat voted for george bush like she's that
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american like dish out all the stuff about guys and often it was not positive and it was like that's
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just such a toxic culture and i hate the word toxic too but it's a good way to toxic shut up brett
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sorry for saying shut up but like what are you talking about right but it's like you're wanting
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these guys to treat you well and to you know respect you when you go around and you slam them
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to like 10 of your friends talking about whatever whatever it's just not great keep it personal
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i don't like brett we'll keep it pg we don't need to do nothing crazy but i won't i won't tell
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nobody what we do what we do brad we don't want brad brad brad what we do is between me and you
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we can talk about the government we can talk about conspiracies we can talk about how much we hate
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libs aha we'll have a couple laughs i'll buy you a bud light i'll take you to costco and home depot
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i'll build you a patio with some shit let's build a trampoline together let's do some hands-on
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man shit so that i'm not just inside fucking streaming all day in front of a camera think
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about how many people would love to see that we can give a good example of like a good date
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we'll have fun i don't even need a like i don't even need a hug i don't even need a hug i'll take
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a kiss on the cheek if you like me that's it we don't need to get close i'll smell good i'll put on
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cologne let's just get outside we're sitting all day in our fucking chairs with our fucking goofy
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ass headphones on let's go outside you will never see me posting publicly with anybody if i was ever
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dating somebody it's just like oh me posting publicly with anybody if i was ever dating somebody
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it's just like especially if you have a public image it's just very weird it's like your personal
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life is your personal life you don't need to go expose it to like your entire sorority um
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okay are you more of an are you more of an introvert she is uh a little bit of both introvert or an
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extrovert that's literally not even a question um oh fuck damn it okay what kind of music do you
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listen to most often classic rock probably pop rock fuck what the hell is pop rock um how is that a
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candy chat what the fuck is pop rock name one pop rock band that's not a genre god damn it brent we're
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not compatible god damn it brent brent brent what would your mom describe you perfection i don't know
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probably she would literally be like perfection but i'm not um i'm not really that serious
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do i have do i sound bad saying that i'm not a slacker
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i'm not serious i take my life seriously but i'm not like a serious person
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you seem like a pretty serious person she seems like the type that wouldn't want to race mix
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i ain't gonna lie she seems like uh yeah you don't dabble in you don't even dabble in beige let
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alone dark she likes her coffee like she likes her milk
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thanks diane i'm saying that you think i'm perfect okay what role do you play in your friend group
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brent prove you're not racist brent go on a date with me to prove that you're not racist you're
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talking all this conservative shit man come on go date date a nice little mix fucking brown
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beige this guy like me a little asian yellowy whatever you know i'm saying i can cross off
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all those boxes you beat all those racism allegations that you're about to get because
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you're conservative um the what do you play for oh she already said it wise old owl i'm the peacekeeper
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oh no she didn't say she is she is the mom the baby and the mom well i'm literally younger than
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everybody so probably the baby but not in like a bad way you my baby yeah baby girl man i know you
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but in 10 years so now you could be the mom but right now you my baby girl it's just based on that
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it probably fits most how do you feel about first impressions very important um i try to give a good
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first impression i don't think i always make great ones i mean i'm pretty solid but you know things
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happen um what time of the day do you feel most productive like mid-morning time of year do you like
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most summer summer the fall always be a patient person
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she's gonna be humble about it she's gonna say i have patience for certain things
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uh what do you what do you like to shop for clothing um see the predictable answer would be
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american eagle but she's gonna go wild card with this she's gonna say she's not gonna say goodwill
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because she's too conservative to go shop away with brokies nordstrom i'm gonna go nordstrom
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most like to shop where do you most like to shop for clothing walmart there we go that's like
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the apple action in me um uh probably nordstrom i like i wish that there were better thrift stores
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in nashville i feel like i exclusively shopped at thrift stores in la because they're so so good
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but i've not had great finds at goodwill so i've mostly been shopping at the mall recently
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but just kind of weird because i was never a mall person they kind of stressed me out so normie
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going to the mall reality shows walmart they feel so sterile and they smell weird but
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okay describe your laugh um probably cackling except when i'm really laughing it goes silent
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and i feel like i sound like a dying seal okay which flavor of ice cream do you okay uh rocky road
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um no yeah rocky road rocky road you like the most mint chocolate chip fuck that was my second
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answer i swear to god what are the four elements which of the four elements do you relate to most
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oh i don't know probably earth i feel like i'm pretty grounded what position do you sleep in oh my god
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guys i sleep like a freaking dead frog and i have for basically my entire life if you're a dancer you
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know the dead frog which is like a stretch like i'm face down like a leg all the way like super weird
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but i feel like it's also because i always had big dogs so i was like contorted around them in a way
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so maybe that's an answer um let's see what my stomach though that's oh that was more simple than i
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yeah me too bro what kind of car do you drive she drives a
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what the hell is a crossover economy car what is an economy car economy car minivan crossover suv
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suv i have an suv yes yes yes what disney princess do you like most i don't
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i don't know any disney princesses yeah all right oh you like the adventurous type
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what did i say chat bro brett brett brett i said let me take you rock climbing i said let's go to
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the park let's go horseback riding i'm saying i want to go home depot i want to take you on a
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fucking adventure just like every basic bitch on tinder i'm telling you i will do all that let's go
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let's bring the cam man bodyguard i know i'm creeping you out it's gonna be stuff bro i will go
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hiking i will do all this weird shit it will be fun it will be fun even if you have a boyfriend i
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don't know can you just tell them like just close eyes for a little bit let's just go let's just do
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it let's just do it i am your type all right you love to have fun you also love when you meet somebody
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that shares your mindset you truly believe we share the same mindset believe that you only live once
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that you need someone that appreciates a good time as much as you do that's me you are not the type to
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pass up a good laugh and your friends love the fun you always bring to the table oh my god thanks
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guys i love that too baby my friends love my fun um that actually is very true i get so bothered by
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people who are not willing i'm not like spontaneous but i do like planning fun things and if i want to
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go do something crazy i want to have somebody that will like you know dive into that you see what i'm
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saying brett brett brett you got a little competition but i'm just i am your type
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to a t i know i'm not milky uh like okay i can pretend to be white i'll drink a bud life for you
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i'll put on a flannel shirt i'll listen to country music and pop rock whatever the fuck you but i'm
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your type close enough close enough let's go rock climbing come on we'll go to home depot i'll build
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you something partly and not just like jumping out of a plane but that wants to live an unconventional
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life i've never been somebody that's like oh i'll just do like the ordinary thing
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like my whole upbringing was so non-traditional and so i think adventurous can kind of fit into
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that box as well it's like i've always wanted to be extraordinary i've always wanted to do things like
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very like in a not normal fashion not because i wanted to be different but just because i think
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it's more exciting um so that's actually pretty spot on you guys can take it and let me know
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what you guys get um i thought that this was going to be a lot more about looks and that type
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of thing so i still don't have answers about that and i think that's kind of less important i don't
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really care as much about that so now you know now i know brad before you go make sure that you like