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00:00:00.000 Brett Cooper and Candace Owens podcast react to Lizzo's new commercial.

00:00:03.420 Aw, man, I love her smile.

00:00:04.580 Breh! 1.00

00:00:05.100 Yo, imagine Candace Owens, too. 0.67

00:00:07.460 You single?

00:00:08.020 What's good?

00:00:08.540 You and Brett?

00:00:09.380 Ben Shapiro could watch in the corner.

00:00:10.580 I'm in the comment section.

00:00:12.200 Yes, you are.

00:00:12.760 You are always in the comment section.

00:00:14.200 I am, indeed, actually.

00:00:15.300 Sometimes I respond to comments and people don't think it's me.

00:00:17.780 I kind of like to do that.

00:00:18.840 I kind of go incognito in the comments.

00:00:20.060 I'm like, it's me.

00:00:20.580 And they're like, no, it's not.

00:00:21.280 I'm like, it's actually me.

00:00:22.360 It's actually you in my comment section right now.

00:00:24.360 Trust me.

00:00:24.920 That was before I started working here.

00:00:26.700 I mean, that was something.

00:00:27.480 She's married? 1.00

00:00:28.180 Fuck! 1.00

00:00:28.760 I don't care. 1.00

00:00:29.360 Because I always knew who you were.

00:00:30.360 I followed you.

00:00:30.940 And that was one thing that I loved about you was that you were actually engaged with your

00:00:34.380 fans, with your community.

00:00:35.660 And you would get into these, you know, debates that you're so famous for in these feuds.

00:00:39.060 But it was because you were actually, you know, boots on the ground, engaged in a culture

00:00:42.920 war that so many people are afraid to get into.

00:00:44.680 Yeah, I mean, definitely.

00:00:46.020 I feel like in the comments, people just never expect you to clap back.

00:00:48.540 And I also think that.

00:00:49.640 Yo, you should clap back, though.

00:00:50.760 Because in the past, conservatives have been so polite and just take it that I really surprise

00:00:55.200 people.

00:00:55.780 Like, they'll, like, make a comment.

00:00:57.160 You're so smart.

00:00:57.880 I love you to base, man.

00:00:59.020 About me on Instagram, about, like, the way I look.

00:01:00.780 And then I'll go to their profile and take a look.

00:01:02.320 And I'm like, are you kidding me?

00:01:03.440 Look at this unmatching outfit that you're wearing.

00:01:05.520 I'm not hearing this from you.

00:01:06.520 And they're, like, so, like, oh, my gosh.

00:01:07.920 I can't believe she got down and dirty in the comments. 1.00

00:01:10.500 And I'm like, yeah, I'm here for that all day.

00:01:12.140 It's bold.

00:01:13.600 Down and dirty, you here for all day.

00:01:15.540 We can get down and dirty, be all day.

00:01:17.160 And you're perfect for the comment section.

00:01:18.420 So, I'm so happy. 1.00

00:01:18.860 Damn, yo. 0.99

00:01:19.360 Looking at it right now, I'm jacking Candace Owens over Brett Cooper. 1.00

00:01:24.080 Happy to have you here.

00:01:25.260 We, I've kind of teased.

00:01:27.080 But they're both going to be jacking me. 0.88

00:01:28.240 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 0.94

00:01:30.080 Okay, okay, okay.

00:01:31.620 Sorry.

00:01:33.280 Hey, look at Jude in the chat. 0.99

00:01:37.520 Oh, wait, that's a fucking dude? 1.00

00:01:39.000 I thought that was a bitch. 1.00

00:01:40.200 Fuck. 1.00

00:01:40.720 Why does your selfie look like that, Jude? 1.00

00:01:42.760 Jude.

00:01:43.620 Jude.

00:01:44.220 Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude. 1.00

00:01:45.040 You look like a bitch. 1.00

00:01:47.120 No cap, bro. 1.00

00:01:48.360 I was about to go.

00:01:49.200 I was about to.

00:01:51.340 Chat, does that not look like Jennifer Jane? 1.00

00:01:55.300 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:01:57.840 Damn, bro. 1.00

00:02:00.500 Damn. 1.00

00:02:00.900 Fuck. 1.00

00:02:03.360 Jude, Fisher. 1.00

00:02:07.860 I was, you saw, I was about to rise him up.

00:02:13.240 Okay, yeah, all right, all right, all right.

00:02:14.720 I gotta, I gotta cleanse myself.

00:02:16.020 I'm sorry.

00:02:16.820 I'm not like mine!

00:02:18.460 All right.

00:02:22.380 Ow! 1.00

00:02:23.180 Ow! 1.00

00:02:24.080 Ow! 1.00

00:02:24.980 Ow! 1.00

00:02:25.800 Ow! 1.00

00:02:26.640 Ow! 1.00

00:02:27.540 Ow! 1.00

00:02:28.400 Ow! 1.00

00:02:29.300 Ow! 1.00

00:02:30.240 Ow! 1.00

00:02:30.620 Ow! 1.00

00:02:33.500 My bad.

00:02:34.360 My bad.

00:02:38.120 Yeah, that was, that was bad.

00:02:39.640 That was, sheesh.

00:02:43.780 Okay.

00:02:46.320 Boom, Baka! 0.99

00:02:47.040 To you, what we're going to be talking about today, but we all know Lizzo, and before we 0.65

00:02:52.260 started rolling, Candace and I were talking about how it sucks that Lizzo is so annoying.

00:02:56.680 Yeah, because she's talented. 1.00

00:02:58.780 Yeah.

00:02:59.100 I find her songs to be catchy.

00:03:00.800 I like to, when I work out, I love a Lizzo song, it'll get you all fired up.

00:03:04.420 And then she makes the- 1.00

00:03:05.300 Hey, Jennifer!

00:03:05.940 Hey, Jennifer!

00:03:06.040 Hey, Jennifer!

00:03:07.860 That's who I thought it was, Jennifer!

00:03:10.340 You my baby! 0.93

00:03:12.660 You see what I'm saying?

00:03:13.660 Their profile pictures look the same, chat!

00:03:19.080 Right?

00:03:19.680 Are you going to tell me that they don't look-

00:03:21.240 Are you kidding me?

00:03:22.160 Are you kidding me?

00:03:24.680 Look at that.

00:03:25.180 No, no, no.

00:03:25.600 Look at the left corner right now.

00:03:28.520 You see why I messed up?

00:03:34.920 Jennifer, I'm sorry.

00:03:39.300 I'll take you to Olive Garden.

00:03:43.760 I'll take you to Chili's for TGIF.

00:03:47.280 Right?

00:03:47.680 Don't you look like-

00:03:48.340 She looks like she eats a Cracker Barrel. 1.00

00:03:52.500 Fuck. 1.00

00:03:55.460 Chad, tell me, tell me that the- 1.00

00:03:57.300 Okay, stop putting the pride flag.

00:03:58.800 I already put the Lilies on today. 0.99

00:04:01.320 God damn it. 0.99

00:04:04.580 The mistake of speaking about topics of which she knows nothing about. 1.00

00:04:08.640 Opening her mouth without music behind it.

00:04:10.040 Right.

00:04:10.280 And then this weird-

00:04:11.340 Brett, I could open your mouth with music behind it.

00:04:14.780 Apologize for losing weight.

00:04:16.020 I'm like, what are you talking about?

00:04:17.900 I mean, Lizzo, if you love Lizzo, you shouldn't want Lizzo to die.

00:04:21.620 And she's going to die because the number one killer in America is obesity. 0.97

00:04:25.220 So I don't care how you feel about your obesity.

00:04:27.080 You're going to die of heart disease.

00:04:28.960 I mean, that's just-

00:04:29.680 She's very obese. 1.00

00:04:31.560 Yes, she is.

00:04:32.360 And she is making herself even larger with this new campaign that she's-

00:04:37.420 Brett, you make me larger.

00:04:39.920 With Instacart.

00:04:40.920 So Instacart, obviously, is the grocery delivery app.

00:04:44.020 I have used it before.

00:04:44.940 I used to hate on Instacart because I thought, like, why are we going into this technological

00:04:48.560 age where you can't do anything yourself?

00:04:50.180 People are, you know-

00:04:50.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:51.240 Message me on Instagram, Brett.

00:04:52.780 Sending people out.

00:04:54.100 And then, you know, you get busy and you're like, well, I want dinner when I get home.

00:04:57.400 So I'm going to-

00:04:57.660 Chad, I need to aggressively hit on Brett Cooper and Candice Owen to cleanse myself from that.

00:05:01.200 Boom, Baka! 0.99

00:05:01.980 That was wild.

00:05:02.540 Have it sent to me because I'm still filming.

00:05:04.000 So I have used it.

00:05:04.800 I have to be honest about it.

00:05:05.600 But Instacart has a new campaign.

00:05:07.200 And they are using celebrities to sell their grocery lists to get people excited.

00:05:11.400 Like, oh, you can buy Lizzo's food.

00:05:12.780 So they did an ad, and this ad debuted at the opening night of the new NFL season.

00:05:19.040 And so it was at halftime.

00:05:20.200 And this is what played.

00:05:22.640 Hmm.

00:05:24.400 What am I going to get?

00:05:26.180 Ooh, cherries.

00:05:29.740 I'm impressed that she has a fruit.

00:05:31.500 I know.

00:05:32.080 Okay.

00:05:32.940 How about cherry ice cream?

00:05:35.960 With sprinkles and maybe a baguette.

00:05:41.980 You see what they encourage?

00:05:43.840 You see what they want you to do? 1.00

00:05:45.540 Sitting in a tub, getting fat as fuck, never moving, not even cooking. 1.00

00:05:49.060 She's a woman, man. 1.00

00:05:50.840 Too lazy to cook. 0.96

00:05:51.820 You're just going to twerk? 0.69

00:05:52.800 And a French boy.

00:05:55.820 For sure.

00:05:56.620 Ooh la la, baby.

00:05:58.480 And I got to get flowers for mommy.

00:06:01.280 And a little something for me.

00:06:06.020 Can I get a robe?

00:06:06.980 Like it's the embodiment of gluttony.

00:06:14.980 Overindulgence.

00:06:15.460 Yeah.

00:06:15.840 And this is exactly why they picked her for their campaign.

00:06:19.100 Because she has...

00:06:19.600 There's a reason that Lizzo starts with an L.

00:06:21.080 I'm sorry, bro.

00:06:21.720 Don't even say Wizzo.

00:06:23.200 But, you know, Jadeon, I'm still going to take Lizzo just to prove a point.

00:06:26.200 And it's become this symbol for overindulgence, overconsumption.

00:06:29.060 Just, you know, I love food.

00:06:30.580 I love being fat. 0.60

00:06:31.980 I love to be fat. 0.94

00:06:33.040 No accountability.

00:06:34.400 Being fat is great.

00:06:35.440 In front of my private plane and half naked. 0.88

00:06:37.740 And if you don't like it, it's because you're problematic and not me. 0.98

00:06:40.420 And it's like, Lizzo, your fans hate you. 0.99

00:06:42.840 You know, they obviously are advocating for you to die. 1.00

00:06:45.140 You just can't see it because they're cheering you on as you kill yourself. 1.00

00:06:48.200 What the fuck, bro? 1.00

00:06:51.400 What did she just say? 1.00

00:06:53.500 Is that true?

00:06:54.420 Ha! 0.89

00:06:54.760 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:06:56.140 They obviously are advocating for you to die. 0.99

00:06:58.140 You just can't see it because they're cheering you on as you kill yourself. 1.00

00:07:01.280 Oh, my God.

00:07:02.420 I don't think that's true.

00:07:03.460 But I see the point you're trying to make.

00:07:05.040 I don't think her fans hate her. 0.99

00:07:06.080 I just think they're all brainwashed and fat, too. 0.98

00:07:07.580 That's what I honestly think of Lizzo. 1.00

00:07:09.440 It's like, your music's great, but also your fans want you to die.

00:07:12.140 Because they are, you know, enabling and encouraging this.

00:07:14.660 And so many people are, like, you can't say one critical thing about her.

00:07:18.040 Like, her fan base is insane. 0.98

00:07:19.420 Because even if you, you know, slightly, you know, move from the narrative, they are ridiculous. 0.99

00:07:24.760 And it's like, you are.

00:07:25.480 Like you said, they act like they are, you know, lifting her up and supporting her.

00:07:28.540 But inevitably, she's going to crash and burn. 0.98

00:07:31.720 Well, accurately said is that her fan base is insane, right?

00:07:34.800 And so, I mean, I've dragged Lizzo for other things because she's so not educated.

00:07:38.100 And she was saying for people to, you know, during just a few weeks ago,

00:07:42.520 she was saying everybody should donate to Planned Parenthood.

00:07:44.480 And I just can't. 0.87

00:07:45.080 The idea of a black woman.

00:07:46.820 Matrix!

00:07:48.140 Matrix activity. 1.00

00:07:49.740 Fat as fuck. 1.00

00:07:51.400 Twerking all day. 1.00

00:07:52.840 Not going to the kitchen, ordering Instacart.

00:07:54.940 Getting fatter.

00:07:56.080 Encouraging it.

00:07:57.040 Twerking more.

00:07:58.120 And then Planned Parenthood. 1.00

00:08:01.220 She wants you to kill your baby. 1.00

00:08:02.840 Get fat as fuck. 1.00

00:08:03.920 Not cook. 1.00

00:08:04.900 Be in your hoe phase. 1.00

00:08:06.360 And just twerk the pain away. 1.00

00:08:08.820 Matrix shit. 1.00

00:08:09.600 You see them fucking trying to kill my battery as soon as I talk about it? 1.00

00:08:12.700 It's fascinating. 0.99

00:08:19.220 It's like you need to learn your history. 0.86

00:08:21.620 I mean, Planned Parenthood was literally founded by a eugenicist who did not want black people to procreate. 0.93

00:08:25.940 We fast forwarded to a year in which black Americans that have a platform and actually can affect change are so ignorant about their own history that they're advocating for the services that were quite literally put in place to make sure that we did not have procreation amongst our community. 1.00

00:08:41.320 So it's just, it's incredible. 1.00

00:08:43.100 She's astonishingly ignorant. 1.00

00:08:44.560 Yeah. 0.99

00:08:44.800 And like I said, she's a fun, bubbly personality. 0.93

00:08:47.580 So could you imagine if Lizzo actually advocated for something that wasn't, that was good as opposed to, you know.

00:08:53.120 That was actually positive.

00:08:54.040 That was beneficial for society.

00:08:55.500 And so she's doing this Instacart thing.

00:08:57.820 And we were talking about this before we started rolling as well.

00:09:00.240 Lizzo is vegan.

00:09:01.660 That's a lie.

00:09:02.360 She claims that she.

00:09:04.060 Stop the cat. 1.00

00:09:05.260 Is vegan.

00:09:06.440 That's a lie.

00:09:06.480 And it's like, no.

00:09:07.800 Isn't she eating ice cream in that commercial? 1.00

00:09:10.100 There's no fucking way Lizzo's vegan. 0.99

00:09:13.180 Obviously a lie. 0.99

00:09:14.380 I mean, could it be, I'm trying to actually think of what could be the vegan meal.

00:09:18.120 Okay.

00:09:18.340 So we're going to look at this.

00:09:19.320 Okay.

00:09:19.840 So she, as part of this campaign, we get to see Lizzo's shopping cart.

00:09:24.260 This is why she can claim that she is vegan because she has dairy-free Ben and Jerry's.

00:09:29.240 Okay.

00:09:29.980 Takis, which are apparently vegan.

00:09:31.780 Okay.

00:09:32.000 Probably because it's all fake cheese.

00:09:34.520 Uncrustables.

00:09:35.500 Oh, okay.

00:09:36.480 So they've got Skittles.

00:09:38.200 Oreos.

00:09:38.700 Coca-Cola.

00:09:39.420 Yeah.

00:09:39.560 She could be vegan.

00:09:40.480 There we go.

00:09:41.020 Impossible meat.

00:09:41.920 Yeah.

00:09:42.520 Which is, what is it?

00:09:43.800 It's not possible.

00:09:44.860 So maybe don't eat it.

00:09:45.740 Yeah.

00:09:45.880 You know what I mean?

00:09:46.380 Great point.

00:09:47.500 Great point.

00:09:48.160 Oh, but it tastes just like meat.

00:09:50.080 Well, just try this impossible burger.

00:09:51.860 I swear.

00:09:52.540 When I take a bite in it, it almost tastes good as meat, but it's not.

00:09:55.660 And I, it was made in a lab, but it tastes almost like meat.

00:09:59.820 Literally disgusting.

00:10:01.140 I'm glad that she has some.

00:10:02.820 Yo, Brett, you know my meat's not literally disgusting.

00:10:05.140 Limes and lemons for probably margaritas.

00:10:07.220 Yeah.

00:10:07.460 No, she put that in for funsies. 0.96

00:10:08.820 But the, the Skittles and the Coca-Cola and the Oreos, I, which are, are Oreos vegan?

00:10:14.260 There's a whole debate about it.

00:10:15.460 They are apparently.

00:10:16.000 That kind of terrifies me.

00:10:16.820 Yes.

00:10:17.040 Because then what is.

00:10:17.880 Bro, great point, Bryson.

00:10:18.900 She just eats a bunch of snacks. 1.00

00:10:20.820 There's no actual food in here.

00:10:22.620 No real calories.

00:10:23.560 What is the cream in the middle?

00:10:24.340 It's nothing.

00:10:24.740 It's chemicals.

00:10:25.180 That should, that should, if Oreos are vegan, that should terrify everybody about Oreos.

00:10:30.360 Because that's disgusting.

00:10:31.420 Also, if Uncrustables are vegan.

00:10:33.280 Yeah.

00:10:33.700 What?

00:10:34.540 Yeah.

00:10:34.700 That's not okay.

00:10:35.600 That means you're just going to eat chemicals.

00:10:36.880 That's my like 3 p.m. snack at work every day.

00:10:39.340 Don't be keeping the freezer for me.

00:10:41.080 Well, then I guess maybe she is, I forgot Coca-Cola is in fact vegan and you could just

00:10:45.980 put Coca-Cola and poison in your body, but I'm just, I'm not buying that she's vegan. 0.96

00:10:50.240 This is, this is literally a part of the Instacart campaign.

00:10:53.180 This is a very curated.

00:10:54.160 Why would she even say that?

00:10:55.060 It's like an annoying thing for someone like to, like, you're not vegan.

00:10:58.700 It's probably her way of like clapping back at people who say like, oh, you're not healthy.

00:11:02.680 Well, I'm vegan.

00:11:03.360 Like, look at me making this like cucumber sandwich.

00:11:06.540 Yeah, it's annoying.

00:11:07.040 I'm like, that's not, still you're getting no sustenance.

00:11:09.540 Thankfully, though, the majority of people were calling her on this, especially on Twitter,

00:11:13.920 which is my favorite place in the world because they were dragging her because somebody said

00:11:16.680 Dragging her?

00:11:17.860 Why are you picking up Candace's lingo?

00:11:19.520 Did they have to get the William Howard Taft bathtub for Lizzo to use in that Instagram? 0.82

00:11:24.820 The internet does not care.

00:11:26.140 The internet has no feelings.

00:11:27.440 No, not at all.

00:11:28.300 Lizzo inspired me to eat three pizzas.

00:11:29.820 Yeah, yeah, Twitter's great.

00:11:30.500 And there's a really great Twitter account at SneakOclips.

00:11:32.980 That's not me.

00:11:33.600 It's run by some random fan, but that's where ever since they suspended me, that's my favorite

00:11:37.380 Twitter account to look at.

00:11:38.860 It's for breakfast.

00:11:39.780 Vegan pizzas.

00:11:40.800 Yeah, obviously.

00:11:41.980 You can see this one.

00:11:43.140 How did they fit all of that oppression in one commercial?

00:11:45.740 Yeah, that's the thing I don't want people to miss, which is that Lizzo insists that she's

00:11:49.400 oppressed.

00:11:50.220 And I know, no, you're doing what you're supposed to do.

00:11:53.400 I just don't understand if this is like self-oppression.

00:11:56.480 Like, you know, I could.

00:11:57.480 And by the way, it probably is because she's eating that way. 0.96

00:11:59.580 100%.

00:11:59.900 There is no way that somebody that is that nice.

00:12:02.260 Nice.

00:12:02.560 I love when too bad, but just fat shame size is happy. 0.71

00:12:05.140 And I want to make that abundantly clear.

00:12:07.180 Like she may have all the things that she has and she may have access to private jets

00:12:10.760 and she may be smiling in these commercials and have, you know, a fat bank account. 1.00

00:12:14.400 Ha ha ha.

00:12:15.160 Yo, Chad, who do you think? 1.00

00:12:16.080 Who's pussy fatter? 1.00

00:12:17.260 Maybe intended. 1.00

00:12:17.900 But at the end of the day, you cannot carry that much weight on you and wake up and be

00:12:23.120 happy every day.

00:12:24.000 I mean, it's exhausting.

00:12:24.900 I mean, I just finished being pregnant, which is my only experience with being like obese,

00:12:28.640 you know, like, you know, you want to start again?

00:12:30.620 And I, by the end of it, I'm just like, this needs to be over.

00:12:33.960 I cannot.

00:12:34.640 Oh, don't clip that. 0.95

00:12:36.280 Don't clip that.

00:12:37.040 Don't make me look bad.

00:12:38.520 Bro, Candace's husband.

00:12:39.940 Sure, you're a great guy.

00:12:40.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:41.580 My chat is immature.

00:12:42.700 It's their fault.

00:12:43.220 Blame the chat over here.

00:12:43.880 They've been egging me on all stream.

00:12:45.680 Wrong.

00:12:46.120 It's their fault.

00:12:46.820 They've been trying to get me to say all this chaotic stuff.

00:12:48.500 Usually I'm very stoic and mature and I don't do anything crazy.

00:12:51.360 I'm not saying that I want, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:12:54.120 Carry around this weight every single day.

00:12:56.320 All of the side effects that come from it where you're just like, like, actually, like,

00:12:59.640 my ankles started to hurt.

00:13:00.640 Like, they weren't slow, but I was just like, this is a lot of extra weight.

00:13:02.660 And I gained like 40 pounds, you know?

00:13:04.480 Especially because she is dancing on top of it.

00:13:06.560 And that's one thing I've talked about before is that she is talented because she can somehow 1.00

00:13:09.680 carry around all this weight and dance and like do her tours. 0.96

00:13:12.160 It's like, that has to take a toll, especially with like when you were eating like

00:13:15.580 this and carrying around all that weight.

00:13:17.140 Your gut is connected to your brain.

00:13:19.100 Like her mental well-being.

00:13:20.860 It's like, it is a scientific fact that if you are more overweight, if you are not eating

00:13:24.540 healthy.

00:13:25.180 Sparkling water.

00:13:28.500 Sparkling water.

00:13:29.500 Stop drinking tap water.

00:13:30.520 There's atrazine in it. 0.86

00:13:31.340 It's going to make the frogs gay. 1.00

00:13:32.520 It's going to make you gay. 1.00

00:13:33.460 They put fluoride in a bunch of these bullshit ass chemicals in the water. 1.00

00:13:35.940 Well, fluoride makes your teeth better. 1.00

00:13:37.840 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:13:38.720 You brush your teeth. 1.00

00:13:39.740 Why are you going to drink tap water from the government?

00:13:41.320 Because they said it makes your teeth healthy. 1.00

00:13:43.520 Brush your teeth and shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:13:45.220 Drink some good sparkling water. 1.00

00:13:46.680 Fuck out of here. 1.00

00:13:47.460 If you're not getting the right nutrients, it's like your brain is not going to be functioning. 1.00

00:13:51.720 When you work out, that's the stuff that makes you happy.

00:13:55.800 You know what I mean?

00:13:56.280 When you get all these endorphins and as a stress relief, the amount of stress that you're

00:14:00.180 holding on.

00:14:00.480 Think about even when you give in.

00:14:01.780 I'm not going to lie.

00:14:02.540 I ate two burgers in and out yesterday.

00:14:04.640 I don't feel that bad about it because it was when you're in L.A.

00:14:08.620 You have to.

00:14:09.440 But afterwards, just the feeling, it's like the immediate high.

00:14:12.460 Why do you live in L.A. but you complain about libs all day long?

00:14:15.460 I have eaten the food.

00:14:16.640 Also, chat.

00:14:18.020 Fast food is some bop food.

00:14:19.240 That food is meant to make you slower, make your brain slower, and make you have 95 IQ

00:14:23.500 like everybody in the chat.

00:14:24.580 I'm 145 genius IQ.

00:14:26.120 But if you're eating all that garbage fast food, eat some good farmer's market food from

00:14:32.520 restaurants where it costs a little bit more. 1.00

00:14:34.940 None of that matrix shit. 0.99

00:14:36.520 And then like two hours later, I'm like, I hate myself. 0.99

00:14:39.200 I feel like sloth and sluggish.

00:14:42.260 And I just wanted to get off the plane and run.

00:14:44.980 I just wanted to just move my body.

00:14:46.940 And I did the next morning.

00:14:47.720 And I felt amazing.

00:14:49.560 And so it's what she's advocating for really is depression, you know, unhappiness.

00:14:55.780 This is the Oreo.

00:14:56.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:57.280 Servant of the Matrix telling you, kill your baby, get fatter, get sadder, and twerk. 1.00

00:15:02.520 Eating Oreos and pretending to be vegan and drinking Cokes all day is not going to make 1.00

00:15:06.660 you a happy individual.

00:15:08.900 So I feel like people should know that because that's what Hollywood does.

00:15:11.920 They advocate for lies that actually harm individuals who think that somehow it's going to render

00:15:15.980 them happier or freer.

00:15:17.260 Her diet is basically the embodiment of like a 15-year-old boy that hides in his room and

00:15:22.300 plays video games all day.

00:15:23.280 Yeah.

00:15:23.480 Because a 15-year-old boy has a fast metabolism.

00:15:26.540 And yeah.

00:15:26.960 Exactly.

00:15:27.640 He has a fast metabolism.

00:15:28.840 You know?

00:15:29.160 Which is why they're like this thin.

00:15:30.380 Right. 0.99

00:15:30.640 We all like crap when we were young, but she needs to grow up and she needs to also understand 0.99

00:15:34.280 that she has a platform and the responsible way to use it would be to say, like, I don't 0.99

00:15:38.140 mind if you're a big girl. 0.96

00:15:38.920 My dad, by the way, just lost like 80 pounds.

00:15:40.740 So proud of him.

00:15:41.420 He struggled with obesity his entire life.

00:15:43.900 And he finally just had a wake-up call when he got really sick from COVID because COVID

00:15:47.900 affects.

00:15:48.140 Yes, obviously.

00:15:49.060 And everything, by the way.

00:15:50.340 It's not just COVID.

00:15:51.140 If you are clinically obese, any illness you have, your body cannot fight off.

00:15:54.660 And it is a threat to you.

00:15:56.180 And so my dad just lost.

00:15:56.920 That's problematic.

00:15:57.940 Why would you say that?

00:15:58.500 80 pounds.

00:15:59.320 And he is like, he's just.

00:16:00.420 No, she's mad funny. 0.99

00:16:01.440 I want to watch the Candace Owens compilation after this.

00:16:04.140 So happy.

00:16:04.960 And so I'm not shaming fat people that want.

00:16:07.960 It's okay.

00:16:08.660 It's okay. 0.99

00:16:09.340 Shame fat people a little bit, right? 0.98

00:16:10.820 Just a little bit. 1.00

00:16:11.840 Hey, fat people in the chat. 0.98

00:16:14.520 Shaming is an effective method to getting better. 0.99

00:16:16.700 Right?

00:16:18.100 Everyone, just like I'm shaming chat for having a 95 IQ when I have 145 genius IQ.

00:16:22.480 Shaming is good because it makes you want to improve.

00:16:25.860 To be better. 0.95

00:16:26.480 I am shaming fat people that are pretending that fat is a good way of living. 0.99

00:16:30.920 It's a lie. 0.99

00:16:31.680 It's just a lie.

00:16:32.720 Because they are turning it on its head so that they don't have to take accountability.

00:16:35.400 They don't have to be personally responsible for anything.

00:16:37.240 It is the classic, you know, leftist trope of I have all these problems in my life, but

00:16:41.080 taking, you know, responsibility for it is much, you know, it's too much for me.

00:16:44.800 It's too hard.

00:16:46.080 So instead, I'm going to make everybody else, you know, bend a knee and change their way

00:16:49.460 of, you know.

00:16:50.440 I'll make you bend a knee. 1.00

00:16:51.460 Thinking and science, basically, to think that this is healthy.

00:16:54.280 Right.

00:16:54.620 And there's that.

00:16:55.200 You do all this thinking, man. 1.00

00:16:56.900 You got a big ass head. 1.00

00:16:57.800 One of the head matches the thinking. 1.00

00:16:59.720 That fat campaign now, which literally on the cover of.

00:17:02.660 You got a head like you got a degree. 0.63

00:17:04.200 Sorry.

00:17:04.340 Sorry.

00:17:04.920 Sorry.

00:17:05.060 That is beautiful.

00:17:06.380 That's a lie.

00:17:07.400 That is an objective lie.

00:17:08.340 The idea that there's no objectivity in beauty is a lie.

00:17:10.980 So you can pursue this lifestyle of the Lena Dunham's and the Lizzo's of the world, but

00:17:16.220 you are going to find that it just produces rot in your life.

00:17:19.020 Yeah.

00:17:19.600 Well, we will see.

00:17:20.560 She is only the first celebrity that has been on Instacart.

00:17:23.460 I'm hoping that in the future.

00:17:25.260 Yeah.

00:17:25.800 Brett.

00:17:26.260 I'm the first celebrity in your Instagram.

00:17:28.260 What's up?

00:17:28.920 Respond to my DM or don't or don't.

00:17:30.760 It's OK, Brett.

00:17:31.360 I'll just come and watch you from a stream.

00:17:32.960 They will at least have people that are advocating for something that is a little better.

00:17:38.360 I mean, I think, bro, imagine me right in the middle right here, bro.

00:17:42.940 Oh, my God.

00:17:43.520 These two, bro, we don't look at our headphones all matching.

00:17:46.280 We're so smart.

00:17:47.180 We're so genius IQ.

00:17:49.700 Look at us.

00:17:50.520 The three of us.

00:17:52.140 Yes.

00:17:53.080 Red pill.

00:17:54.440 Good.

00:17:55.480 Good.

00:17:58.080 Now kiss. 0.94

00:17:59.760 They are owned by Amazon.

00:18:01.380 So we know that Jeff Bezos wants us all to eat bugs and which but Jeff Bezos, by the

00:18:05.980 way, is in remarkable shape.

00:18:07.240 He works out every single day. 0.98

00:18:08.700 He didn't get to where he is in life by being a loser.

00:18:10.760 But the thing that happens is people that forge their path in capitalism and the free

00:18:14.700 markets, they want to stop everybody else from being able to do what they did.

00:18:17.820 Yeah.

00:18:18.300 And so that's exactly what we're seeing.

00:18:20.280 He's they are advocating for things that didn't help them get to where they're at.

00:18:23.560 And so here we have Instacart and Lizzo as the face of it.

00:18:27.540 By the way, I love Instacart.

00:18:28.440 I've used it for a very long time.

00:18:29.380 Right.

00:18:29.580 It's a fantastic platform.

00:18:30.580 And now every time I open it up and I see that pop up of like her face, I'm like, OK,

00:18:34.260 well, you guys are really turning me off.

00:18:35.740 Right.

00:18:36.140 Totally.

00:18:36.380 I want my expensive groceries without Lizzo in there.

00:18:39.480 Well, thank you so much for coming on.

00:18:40.760 Comment section.

00:18:41.600 Guys, Candace has a new podcast.

00:18:43.840 It is five days a week called Candace Owens on Daily Wire.

00:18:46.560 Plus, if you are a Daily Wire member, you get to have exclusive content with her member

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00:18:50.660 Go check it out.

00:18:51.340 I think you're going to go film that in just a bit, right?

00:18:52.840 I am.

00:18:53.400 You guys exciting five days a week.

00:18:55.560 And so you can find that on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and I think a lot of other places.

00:18:59.760 Daily Wire is kind of everywhere right now.

00:19:01.300 Love it.

00:19:01.680 Well, thank you for coming.

00:19:02.360 Thank you, guys.

00:19:04.200 Guys, we are adding new comment section content.

00:19:06.480 Love you.

00:19:07.740 I'm watching Candace Owens' compilation now.

00:19:14.620 That's it.

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00:19:15.640 Thank you.

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