SNEAKO - July 17, 2025


CRUTCHES

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Yo Yo Zahini Peace Zahini Real
DEMON HOME😈 Asking NYC About Epstein

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

151.21

Word count

436

Sentence count

5

Harmful content

Toxicity

3

sentences flagged

Hate speech

9

sentences flagged


Summary

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In the 7th grade, I went to school with crutches for a month. Crutches were the perfect excuse to limp into school 15 minutes late and be bullied for being a try hard kid. Today, it's near impossible to go back after seeing how automatic kindness comes to the guy in crutch.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Let me know, let me know
00:00:04.000 I really hate how much we have to pretend we know what we're doing
00:00:08.000 Let me know
00:00:10.000 In the 7th grade I went to school with crutches for a month
00:00:13.000 Let me know, let me know
00:00:16.000 I didn't really need them
00:00:18.000 Maybe I thought limping would make me more interesting
00:00:21.000 When I feel
00:00:24.000 Maybe I was just bored of getting around normally
00:00:26.000 Crutches were a good reason to stop thinking about anything except walking
00:00:34.000 This is Manhattanhenge
00:00:36.000 A once in a year event where people blocked traffic to take a photo of the sun setting between avenues
00:00:48.000 The clouds blocked most of it but people waited too many hours so they pretended to love it
00:00:56.000 A thousand cameramen too distracted to notice how they were more interesting than their subject
00:01:05.000 This is me after crashing a bike on the west side highway
00:01:08.000 I'm exaggerating the pain but it did hurt
00:01:10.000 I like those few moments of sympathy when women pretend to care about your pain 1.00
00:01:14.000 And how as long as you're not dead men will laugh at it
00:01:17.000 Luckily no one ever discovered my secret about those crutches of lies
00:01:26.000 There was nothing scarier than getting bullied by 12 year olds for being a try hard
00:01:30.000 At the time I told myself crutches were the perfect excuse to limp into school 15 minutes late
00:01:39.000 Looking back crutches were the best social cover I could find
00:01:43.000 Everyone else was already pretending
00:01:45.000 Why shouldn't I?
00:01:48.000 The guilt left me when I learned what a push up bra was
00:01:51.000 When I discovered the TV show the funny kid stole his personality from
00:01:56.000 What's the difference between their crutches and mine?
00:01:59.000 It's near impossible to go back after seeing how automatic kindness comes to the guy in crutches
00:02:05.000 Every door is held open and every excuse is granted
00:02:08.000 Even the rash in your armpits is worth it
00:02:11.000 Until you eventually realize
00:02:13.000 How is anyone going to like me without these two metal sticks?
00:02:15.000 Crutches were extremely uncomfortable 0.83
00:02:18.000 Crutches were extremely uncomfortable 0.83
00:02:20.000 But nothing compared to the feeling of being looked directly in the eye
00:02:24.000 And having no idea who was looking back
00:02:27.000 Let me know
00:02:29.000 Let me know
00:02:31.000 Yo yo
00:02:32.000 Yo you hear it?
00:02:34.000 Shout out Zahini 1.00
00:02:36.000 Shout out Zahini 1.00
00:02:38.000 Come fuck with that Zahini 1.00
00:02:40.000 Real guys 1.00
00:02:41.000 If you don't put that in your chest
00:02:43.000 Zah boo boo 0.99
00:02:44.000 Come get your la boo boo
00:02:45.000 Comes with the Zah too 1.00
00:02:46.000 Zahini 0.90
00:02:47.000 Peace out bro
00:02:48.000 La boo boo
00:02:50.000 Yo I better see that bro
00:02:51.000 Peace out my boy
00:02:52.000 Alright bro I gotta hear you go