SNEAKO - Dave Chappelle ＂DEFENDS＂ Kanye West on SNL？

00:00:00.000 A lot of us don't even have the attention span for stand-up comedy anymore.

00:00:02.800 The amount of people saying, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, was crazy. 0.99

00:00:06.060 You need somebody fucking, why? 0.99

00:00:07.460 You need Speed yelling at you, flipping around saying, 1.00

00:00:10.200 Sui, Ronaldo, Sui.

00:00:12.660 That's what makes you laugh.

00:00:14.240 You need, bruh, ah, ah, I don't like that.

00:00:18.200 That's what you want to hear.

00:00:19.500 Dave Chappelle, stand-up monologue, SNL.

00:00:21.480 A brief statement that I prepared. 1.00

00:00:24.840 You're jokes, you fucking. 1.00

00:00:27.240 I denounce anti-Semitism in all its forms. 1.00

00:00:30.000 And I stand with my friends in the Jewish community.

00:00:36.940 And that, Kanye, is how it's done.

00:00:42.180 Is how you buy yourself some time.

00:00:48.440 How genuine do you think that statement was?

00:00:51.360 Chappelle flew to South Africa, I think, or he flew to somewhere in Africa for seven years

00:00:57.360 after avoiding a $100 million contract from the same people that Kanye was talking about.

00:01:02.300 When you talk about how they control the media,

00:01:04.220 and you talk about how these contracts are meant to keep you a slave,

00:01:08.120 Dave Chappelle was talking about that back in, like, 2004.

00:01:12.460 He knows you're supposed to say that statement to avoid getting in trouble,

00:01:15.580 getting your bank account taken away.

00:01:16.660 But how genuine was that, I stand with, Jewish people's statement?

00:01:25.080 I got to tell you guys, I've probably been doing this 35 years now.

00:01:30.940 And early in my career, I learned that there are two words in the English language

00:01:36.260 that you should never say together in sequence.

00:01:38.320 And those words are the and Jukes.

00:01:44.600 I've never heard someone do good after they said that.

00:01:48.620 He's smart. That's why he always said the elites.

00:01:50.700 That's why he always said Hollywood, the executives.

00:01:58.760 Kanye's gotten into some scrapes before,

00:02:00.260 and normally when he's in trouble, I pull up immediately.

00:02:04.560 But this time, I was like, you know what?

00:02:06.160 Let me see what's going to happen first.

00:02:07.480 I just want to see where this is all going.

00:02:13.500 I can't even remember how it started.

00:02:16.280 Vaguely, I remember it started with a tweet.

00:02:18.400 Strange tweet.

00:02:19.900 It was like, I'm feeling a little sleepy.

00:02:25.660 I'm going to give me some rest, but when I wake up,

00:02:30.340 I'm going to go DEFCON 3 on the Jews. 1.00

00:02:35.100 Like, he said Jewish people, not the Jews.

00:02:40.140 And then he just went to bed.

00:02:43.660 I was up all night worried.

00:02:45.160 What is he going to do to the Jews?

00:02:47.520 I grew up around Jewish people.

00:02:57.780 I have a lot of Jewish friends, so I'm not freaked out by your culture.

00:03:01.240 I know a little bit about it just from hanging around.

00:03:02.900 I'd be like, yo, let's go out at school tomorrow.

00:03:04.780 They'd be like, we can't go out.

00:03:05.620 It's Sha-na-na tomorrow. 0.97

00:03:06.860 I'd be like, where?

00:03:07.240 The greatest holiday is to skip some school.

00:03:13.240 What is Sha-na-na? 0.67

00:03:15.640 I had so many questions.

00:03:17.080 Why do some of your people dress like Run-DMC?

00:03:23.320 It's Rasha Sha-na. 0.95

00:03:24.060 Also, I just want to say this before.

00:03:25.180 I don't mean to fuck up his rhythm,

00:03:26.440 but I tell the story all the time.

00:03:27.600 I met Dave Chappelle at the stand,

00:03:28.720 and he gave me an $100 bill for a pack of cigarettes in the middle of the show,

00:03:32.380 and afterwards he signed it and stuff like that.

00:03:33.880 I had it up on my wall, my setup in my room, but I just moved there.

00:03:37.180 But it said, much love, Dave Chappelle.

00:03:39.200 And basically he gave me this lesson saying that you need to remember to be kind

00:03:44.020 because I'd given the pack of cigarettes.

00:03:46.100 I'm like, let me get the pack back in the middle of the show.

00:03:47.660 And then he looked into my eyes, and then he said, like, young man, blah, blah, blah.

00:03:50.700 He was giving me this lesson about kindness,

00:03:52.160 and basically here's a $100 bill because you gave me an act of kindness

00:03:55.640 by giving me this pack of cigarettes.

00:03:56.760 So if you always approach with kindness,

00:03:59.200 then you get to avoid a lot of problems like Ye is facing right now.

00:04:06.280 Kanye woke up from that net.

00:04:07.580 We went right to work.

00:04:12.420 A year ago, I'd seen him on a podcast called Drink Champs.

00:04:16.240 A great show.

00:04:17.900 And it was an amazing appearance.

00:04:20.700 Noriega and them were there, the rappers that I love,

00:04:22.740 and they all had their gold chains and stuff on.

00:04:24.680 And Kanye said, only millionaires wear chains.

00:04:29.580 They said, what?

00:04:31.480 He said, I'm a billionaire.

00:04:34.300 Billionaires don't wear their money on their body.

00:04:37.120 I took my chain and I said, oh, snap.

00:04:41.120 And then the most recent Drink Champs interview went from being the richest black man of all time 0.61

00:04:49.860 to wearing gold chains.

00:04:52.780 He was good parents.

00:04:53.980 It was fun and funny.

00:04:56.780 But when he woke up, he went on Drink Champs again.

00:04:58.820 This time, he was on one.

00:05:00.300 He was mad about something.

00:05:02.280 He said, I can say anti-Semitic things.

00:05:06.400 And Adidas can't drop me.

00:05:08.920 Now what?

00:05:10.080 They dropped him.

00:05:11.240 Punchline. 0.89

00:05:12.260 Adidas dropped that nigga immediately. 1.00

00:05:13.520 Ironically, Adidas was founded by Nazis. 0.99

00:05:22.560 And they were offended.

00:05:25.940 I guess the students have passed the teacher.

00:05:35.880 It's a big deal.

00:05:38.760 The Brooklyn show business rules.

00:05:41.460 This is a rule.

00:05:42.280 You know, the rules of perception. 0.99

00:05:44.660 If they're black, then it's a gang. 1.00

00:05:47.160 If they're Italian, it's a mob. 1.00

00:05:48.580 But if they're Jewish, it's a coincidence and he should never speak about it. 0.76

00:05:58.520 Kanye got in so much trouble, Kyrie got in trouble.

00:06:08.380 Free A, free Kyrie.

00:06:12.280 Kyrie, Kyrie Irving posted a link to a movie that he had seen on Amazon.

00:06:19.820 No caption on the post or nothing like that.

00:06:22.240 But apparently this movie had some, I don't know, anti-Semitic tropes or something.

00:06:26.600 And it was some weird title like from Hebrew to Negro or something.

00:06:29.300 And the NBA told me he should apologize.

00:06:35.100 And he was slow to apologize.

00:06:37.020 And then the list of demands to get back in their good graces got longer and longer.

00:06:41.400 And this, this is where, you know, I draw the line.

00:06:45.140 I know the Jewish people have been through terrible things all over the world. 0.98

00:06:48.840 But, but, but, but you can't blame that on black Americans. 0.93

00:06:51.580 You just, you just can't. 0.92

00:06:53.680 You know what I mean?

00:06:55.860 Thanks to the one person that said movie.

00:07:00.540 A fair punishment would be he should just post a link to Schindler's List and y'all write your own captions. 0.99

00:07:10.160 It's Kyrie Irving's black ass was nowhere near the Holocaust. 1.00

00:07:12.720 In fact, he's not even certain it existed. 0.99

00:07:24.420 Chat, it was six million.

00:07:26.600 Not one more, not one less.

00:07:27.980 So one news pundit screaming about Kanye.

00:07:31.140 She said, mental health is no excuse for that type of language. 1.00

00:07:36.300 Yes, it is, bitch. 1.00

00:07:38.700 You kill somebody if you're mentally ill. 1.00

00:07:40.940 Listen, okay, I don't think Kanye is crazy at all. 0.99

00:07:45.800 I think he's possibly not well.

00:07:53.620 Why is that funny?

00:07:55.680 Well, I've been to Hollywood.

00:07:58.300 No one should get mad at me.

00:07:59.600 I'm just telling you, I've been to Hollywood.

00:08:01.440 This is just what I saw.

00:08:05.480 It's a lot of juice.

00:08:10.940 Like a lot.

00:08:13.500 They run this, too.

00:08:14.500 They run Saturday Night Live.

00:08:18.060 But that didn't mean anything.

00:08:19.400 You know what I mean?

00:08:19.980 There's a lot of black people in Ferguson, Missouri. 0.99

00:08:21.940 Doesn't even run a place. 0.99

00:08:23.000 I could see if you had some kind of issue.

00:08:33.900 You know what I mean?

00:08:34.500 You might go out to Hollywood,

00:08:35.900 and your mind might start connecting some kind of lines,

00:08:38.440 and you could maybe adopt the delusion

00:08:41.220 that the Jews run show business.

00:08:43.440 It's not a crazy thing to think.

00:08:46.820 But it's a crazy thing to say out loud

00:08:48.920 and a client like this.

00:08:51.300 Why?

00:08:53.740 Chad, stop saying Skip.

00:08:54.640 I really want to hear his take on this

00:08:55.800 because Chappelle has been talking about this for years,

00:08:58.240 and he's been alluding to this,

00:08:59.400 and it's pretty much the synopsis of his whole career,

00:09:02.040 rejecting the establishment and doing his own thing

00:09:04.080 and being independent and not letting himself sell out.

00:09:08.280 He's going to have some really good insight at the end,

00:09:10.320 and I don't...

00:09:11.380 You guys clearly, you don't appreciate stand-up comedy enough.

00:09:14.240 A lot of you are just, like, too deep into the internet. 0.99

00:09:15.800 You want me to fucking do... 0.98

00:09:16.840 Every five seconds. 0.99

00:09:20.840 Listen, bro, the rhythm of it,

00:09:22.440 the audience, the live performance,

00:09:24.040 this is art.

00:09:30.320 Now the midterms are over,

00:09:31.920 and it's crazy climate,

00:09:32.980 and I got to tell you,

00:09:33.860 I feel like this midterm,

00:09:35.800 like, all of humanity depends on it,

00:09:37.940 and it's an ominous sign.

00:09:39.280 The most ominous sign of the midterms,

00:09:40.820 I believe, would be Herschel Walker,

00:09:42.520 who I don't want to speak badly of because he's black.

00:09:46.840 But I have to admit,

00:09:50.580 he's, um... 1.00

00:09:52.000 He's observably stupid. 1.00

00:10:02.480 Even when he's not talking, 1.00

00:10:03.920 his mouth be open a little bit, like...

00:10:05.700 He's the kind of guy that looks like he thinks

00:10:10.680 before he makes a move on tic-tac-toe. 0.97

00:10:21.860 And I'm watching the news now,

00:10:23.260 they're declaring the end of the Trump era.

00:10:24.820 Now, okay, I can see how in New York,

00:10:26.760 you might believe this is the end of his era.

00:10:28.640 I'm just being honest with you. 0.76

00:10:29.980 I live in Ohio amongst the poor whites. 0.83

00:10:32.580 You love saying that. 0.87

00:10:36.400 A lot of you don't understand

00:10:37.600 why Trump was so popular,

00:10:39.840 but I get it,

00:10:40.940 because I hear it every day.

00:10:42.920 He's very loved.

00:10:45.060 And the reason he's loved

00:10:46.140 is because people in Ohio

00:10:47.600 have never seen somebody like him. 0.99

00:10:50.680 He's what I call an honest liar. 0.98

00:10:54.040 I'm not joking right now. 1.00

00:10:55.760 He's an honest liar. 0.98

00:10:56.960 That first debate, 0.99

00:10:58.020 that first debate,

00:10:59.720 I've never seen anything like it.

00:11:01.380 I've never seen a white male billionaire

00:11:04.060 screaming at the top of his lungs.

00:11:06.940 This whole system is rigged, he said.

00:11:10.280 And Carl Stage was a white woman,

00:11:12.100 Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama,

00:11:13.700 sitting over there looking at him like,

00:11:15.060 no, it's not.

00:11:15.880 I said, now, wait a minute, bro.

00:11:18.000 It's what he said.

00:11:19.940 And the moderator said,

00:11:20.960 well, Mr. Trump,

00:11:23.060 if in fact the system is rigged,

00:11:25.300 as you suggest,

00:11:27.080 what would be your evidence?

00:11:28.820 Remember what he said, bro?

00:11:30.460 Wrong.

00:11:31.460 He said,

00:11:32.320 I know the system is rigged

00:11:34.460 because I use it. 1.00

00:11:37.100 I said, God damn. 1.00

00:11:41.620 And then he pulled out 1.00

00:11:42.520 an Illuminati membership card

00:11:43.740 and chopped a line of cocaine up

00:11:44.960 and did it right at the podium.

00:11:51.600 No one ever heard someone

00:11:52.640 say something that true.

00:11:53.900 And then Hillary Clinton 0.87

00:11:54.480 tried to punch him into taxes.

00:11:55.640 She said, this man

00:11:56.380 doesn't pay his taxes.

00:11:57.600 He shot right back.

00:11:58.760 That makes me smart.

00:11:59.700 And then he said,

00:12:06.080 if you want me to pay my taxes,

00:12:09.380 then change the tax code.

00:12:11.860 But I know you won't

00:12:12.980 because your friends

00:12:14.320 and your donors

00:12:15.060 enjoy the same tax breaks

00:12:17.300 that I do.

00:12:18.900 And with that,

00:12:20.500 my friends,

00:12:22.040 a star was born.

00:12:23.060 No one had ever seen

00:12:25.400 anything like that.

00:12:26.020 No one had ever seen

00:12:26.980 somebody come from

00:12:28.020 inside of that house

00:12:29.140 outside and tell

00:12:30.360 all the commoners,

00:12:31.600 we are doing everything

00:12:32.600 that you think we are doing

00:12:34.280 inside of that house.

00:12:37.000 They just went right back

00:12:38.060 in the house

00:12:38.400 and started playing

00:12:38.920 the game again.

00:12:39.540 Chad, he didn't sell out

00:12:44.640 and sometimes he says

00:12:46.040 things that are Democrat

00:12:46.880 and also he attacked

00:12:47.840 Candace Owens

00:12:48.580 for speaking out

00:12:49.680 against the brainwashing

00:12:51.240 that happened

00:12:51.520 with George Floyd.

00:12:52.120 But at the same time,

00:12:53.180 you know,

00:12:53.460 he had people showing up

00:12:54.780 to his shows

00:12:55.700 in Colorado

00:12:56.740 in the middle of America.

00:12:58.180 Trans people showed up 0.98

00:12:59.060 with guns 0.98

00:12:59.580 and started marking it off

00:13:00.720 and he had to cancel

00:13:01.660 some shows

00:13:02.480 because trans people

00:13:03.500 were literally trying 1.00

00:13:04.300 to kill him 0.99

00:13:04.980 for making trans jokes. 1.00

00:13:06.360 So he's the perfect example

00:13:08.100 of somebody

00:13:08.640 who's in the middle

00:13:09.740 and who seeks truth

00:13:10.840 through funny,

00:13:11.440 who pokes fun

00:13:12.120 at everything

00:13:12.580 and I don't think

00:13:14.100 he's sold out

00:13:14.700 because he's not going 0.99

00:13:15.420 to make fucking 0.99

00:13:15.960 four specials 1.00

00:13:16.800 about trans people

00:13:17.600 if he was trying

00:13:18.560 to fit the woke agenda.

00:13:21.700 The Democrats 0.99

00:13:22.500 were sore losers. 1.00

00:13:24.760 I'm a Democrat 0.99

00:13:25.560 and I'm telling you

00:13:26.180 as soon as he won

00:13:26.840 they started saying

00:13:28.280 all that he's colluding

00:13:29.200 with Russia,

00:13:29.640 he's colluding with Russia.

00:13:30.620 It was very embarrassing

00:13:31.600 as a Democrat

00:13:32.240 but as time went on

00:13:33.240 we all came to learn

00:13:36.480 he was probably

00:13:38.940 colluding with Russia.

00:13:42.020 Wrong.

00:13:43.040 I mean...

00:13:48.820 I even look at his wife

00:13:49.880 different now.

00:13:51.860 His wife is beautiful

00:13:52.960 no question about it

00:13:53.840 but she looks like

00:13:54.380 the kind of chick 1.00

00:13:54.940 that James Bond

00:13:55.600 would smash

00:13:56.180 but not trust.

00:14:03.240 Why he got all them

00:14:06.020 documents at his house?

00:14:07.180 What is this?

00:14:08.560 This guy that's famous

00:14:09.700 for not reading

00:14:10.300 his press briefings

00:14:11.080 and now all of a sudden

00:14:11.580 he got 10,000 documents

00:14:12.900 at his house

00:14:13.200 and we'll catch him

00:14:13.780 on the green.

00:14:17.960 I've been fired

00:14:18.800 from jobs

00:14:19.320 many times in my life

00:14:20.440 and I will be

00:14:21.260 very honest with you

00:14:22.020 sometimes I was fired

00:14:23.040 I stole things

00:14:24.360 from the office.

00:14:26.420 Staples,

00:14:27.060 computer mouses,

00:14:27.760 all kinds of stuff.

00:14:29.080 But you know

00:14:29.320 what I never stole

00:14:29.860 from work?

00:14:30.880 Work.

00:14:33.240 War in Ukraine

00:14:41.600 brought it all

00:14:42.180 into focus

00:14:42.820 and lucky for everybody

00:14:44.320 in the western world

00:14:45.040 the Ukrainians

00:14:45.680 are way better fighters

00:14:47.340 than we thought

00:14:48.120 they'd be.

00:14:48.600 I mean these guys.

00:14:50.020 Thank you for that.

00:14:50.840 They're doing good.

00:14:53.680 He said he did

00:14:55.200 a good job

00:14:55.760 of joking about

00:14:56.740 a lot of different issues

00:14:57.580 without triggering anybody

00:14:58.440 because think about SNL

00:14:59.340 this is in New York City

00:15:00.340 SNL is an extremely

00:15:01.760 liberal place

00:15:02.440 they had like

00:15:02.960 four years straight

00:15:04.220 of orange man bad

00:15:05.760 Trump is bad 1.00

00:15:06.720 Trump is dumb 1.00

00:15:07.740 jokes 1.00

00:15:08.140 so he knows

00:15:09.300 the audience

00:15:09.940 that's in front of him

00:15:10.780 I think he's preaching

00:15:13.220 to the choir

00:15:13.820 a little bit.

00:15:14.880 They killed 10,000 Russians

00:15:16.640 the first week of the war

00:15:17.960 even the Vietnamese

00:15:19.260 were like 0.99

00:15:19.640 god damn 0.96

00:15:20.520 that's some good numbers? 0.99

00:15:21.340 this is before they had weapons

00:15:28.360 before we started

00:15:30.680 sending them weapons 0.94

00:15:31.360 they was killing Russians 1.00

00:15:32.240 with things you can find

00:15:33.060 around the house

00:15:33.700 that whole country Ukraine

00:15:35.480 is littered with traps

00:15:36.460 like home alone

00:15:37.140 they was stepping on wrecks

00:15:38.280 and touching hot doorks 0.94

00:15:40.560 how is Russia losing

00:15:48.000 to the Ukraine?

00:15:48.780 that would be like

00:15:49.220 America losing

00:15:49.860 the war to Colorado

00:15:50.760 now the midterms are over

00:15:59.400 and everybody's awake

00:16:00.420 these new whites

00:16:01.380 they're like 0.94

00:16:02.040 the whites 0.90

00:16:02.520 they're like

00:16:02.880 they're like

00:16:03.420 they're like

00:16:03.980 newborn babies

00:16:04.880 just woke up

00:16:06.480 everything white people 0.99

00:16:08.160 are mad about 0.96

00:16:08.740 we've been on that

00:16:09.900 man I can't feed

00:16:12.340 my family 0.99

00:16:12.960 white people are like 1.00

00:16:13.480 we've been on that

00:16:14.480 they also does a good job

00:16:17.140 of making everything

00:16:18.080 about race

00:16:18.580 man we can't trust

00:16:19.440 the government

00:16:20.040 we've been on that

00:16:21.640 man we should

00:16:23.980 dismantle the FBI

00:16:25.180 word to Martin Luther King

00:16:26.820 bro

00:16:27.060 we've been on that

00:16:28.100 woo

00:16:29.380 Martin Luther King

00:16:31.000 and then Chappelle

00:16:31.860 will do this thing

00:16:32.520 where it's not a joke

00:16:33.500 it's like

00:16:33.960 kind of toed in the line

00:16:35.120 of being a civil rights

00:16:36.140 movement

00:16:36.500 I hate

00:16:40.080 applause breaks

00:16:40.940 and stand up

00:16:41.540 especially in a place

00:16:42.480 as easy as SNL

00:16:44.100 bro they trashed

00:16:46.200 Ye and Trump

00:16:47.100 for years straight

00:16:48.840 what did Ye say

00:16:49.900 back in 2011 0.98

00:16:50.840 fuck SNL 0.98

00:16:51.940 and the whole cast 1.00

00:16:53.100 tell them

00:16:53.660 easy saying

00:16:54.160 they can kiss 1.00

00:16:54.700 my whole ass 1.00

00:16:55.900 SNL is just one 0.99

00:17:01.220 is really

00:17:01.840 one big

00:17:02.780 liberal

00:17:03.220 not funny

00:17:04.180 echo chamber

00:17:04.760 that's why

00:17:05.180 it's not funny anymore

00:17:05.980 this is probably

00:17:06.420 the funniest thing

00:17:07.040 that I've seen

00:17:07.380 in SNL

00:17:07.760 in a long time

00:17:08.420 and it's pretty good

00:17:10.020 but the skits

00:17:10.800 nobody

00:17:11.120 type a one

00:17:12.260 if you watch SNL

00:17:13.220 nobody here

00:17:13.760 watches it

00:17:14.320 everyone is going

00:17:15.200 to alternative media

00:17:16.100 sites

00:17:16.440 everybody's watching

00:17:17.300 streamers

00:17:17.940 and TikTok

00:17:18.380 and Instagram

00:17:19.020 reels now

00:17:19.600 nobody watches 1.00

00:17:20.360 this garbage 1.00

00:17:20.880 besides boomers 0.99

00:17:21.620 look how old

00:17:22.360 all the people

00:17:22.740 in the back are

00:17:23.360 I guarantee you

00:17:24.120 every single person

00:17:24.900 in the audience

00:17:25.380 looks like a parent

00:17:26.260 who brings their kids

00:17:26.880 to pride parades

00:17:27.620 to be progressive

00:17:28.220 nobody listens to me

00:17:30.080 when I tell these jokes

00:17:31.220 you ignore me

00:17:32.120 my first

00:17:33.100 Netflix special

00:17:34.480 what did I say

00:17:35.240 I said I don't want

00:17:36.640 a sneaker deal

00:17:37.300 because the minute

00:17:37.860 I say something

00:17:38.600 that makes those people

00:17:39.480 mad

00:17:39.820 they're going to

00:17:40.460 take my sneakers away

00:17:41.440 and the whole crowd

00:17:42.260 was like

00:17:42.560 ha ha ha ha

00:17:43.720 when they see Kanye

00:17:46.040 walking around

00:17:46.520 LA barefoot

00:17:47.380 with his chain out

00:17:48.140 there's not one person

00:17:58.220 in this crowd

00:17:58.860 that's on Ye's

00:18:00.120 or Trump's side

00:18:00.680 not one person

00:18:01.680 they wanted to hear

00:18:02.520 Chappelle make fun of him

00:18:03.620 this guy lost

00:18:05.800 a billion and a half

00:18:07.440 dollars

00:18:08.280 in a day

00:18:09.520 a billion and a half

00:18:12.500 dollars in a day

00:18:13.380 I saw that

00:18:13.900 I said

00:18:14.160 put your chain on 0.99

00:18:14.880 nigga 1.00

00:18:15.060 welcome back

00:18:15.700 it shouldn't be

00:18:26.740 this scary to talk

00:18:27.720 about anything

00:18:29.380 but it is

00:18:30.640 it's making my job

00:18:31.020 incredibly difficult

00:18:31.880 to be honest with you

00:18:32.600 I'm getting sick

00:18:33.240 talking to a crowd

00:18:34.980 like this

00:18:35.560 I love you to death

00:18:36.800 and I thank you

00:18:38.060 for your support

00:18:38.760 and I hope they don't

00:18:40.420 take anything away

00:18:41.160 from me 1.00

00:18:42.000 pussy 1.00

00:18:43.060 whoever they are 1.00

00:18:45.660 gotcha bitch 1.00

00:18:48.220 you know who they are 1.00

00:18:51.040 Chappelle

00:18:51.400 good job doing that

00:18:52.700 statement in the beginning

00:18:53.440 good job at keeping

00:18:54.720 your career

00:18:55.280 good job at not

00:18:56.580 getting lumped in

00:18:57.280 with Ye and Kyrie

00:18:58.440 you did exactly

00:18:59.180 what all the white 0.78

00:19:00.340 liberals in the audience

00:19:01.080 wanted you to say

00:19:01.880 Chappelle never

00:19:02.880 disappoints genius

00:19:03.500 but it was good

00:19:04.200 that was funny

00:19:04.740 but at the same time

00:19:05.820 the only applause break

00:19:08.280 he had was

00:19:08.880 Martin Luther King

00:19:10.400 well what about

00:19:13.620 the civil rights movement 0.94

00:19:14.920 it's too fucking easy 0.81

00:19:18.300 oh well what about 1.00

00:19:20.280 when black people 0.97

00:19:21.260 in the white 0.99

00:19:21.780 oh god man

00:19:23.900 stand up is always

00:19:25.800 devolved into that

00:19:26.780 well white people 0.61

00:19:27.500 be like that 0.99

00:19:28.220 and black people 1.00

00:19:29.180 be like this 0.98

00:19:29.940 applause break

00:19:33.360 so we feel better

00:19:34.340 don't make me laugh

00:19:35.880 at anything

00:19:36.300 that I don't agree with 1.00

00:19:37.480 fuck off 0.99

00:19:38.380 this is a big reason 1.00

00:19:39.140 why I stopped doing

00:19:39.740 stand up

00:19:40.220 it was this type of

00:19:41.560 audience

00:19:41.820 this type of crowd

00:19:42.420 the type of people

00:19:44.260 that understand my humor

00:19:46.040 and want to hear me

00:19:46.920 talk the way I want to

00:19:47.600 talk it's all online

00:19:48.340 for the most part

00:19:48.980 or if I sold tickets

00:19:50.180 but if I walked into

00:19:51.320 a crowd like this

00:19:52.100 I'd step in

00:19:52.760 and then I'd start 0.99

00:19:53.680 saying shit like this 0.98

00:19:54.460 to be aggressive 0.99

00:19:54.940 like yeah

00:19:55.560 all you look like

00:19:56.120 you bring your kids

00:19:56.960 to pride parades

00:19:57.600 to be more progressive

00:19:58.340 they'd be like

00:19:59.120 what's wrong with that

00:20:00.900 well I'm a progressive 1.00

00:20:04.980 fuck off 1.00

00:20:06.300 I just don't like 1.00

00:20:07.020 a lot of those people

00:20:07.680 but he's playing it smart

00:20:08.720 the big reason why

00:20:10.520 I don't like stand up

00:20:11.080 is you need to appeal

00:20:12.180 and you need to

00:20:13.100 you need to be

00:20:14.240 speaking to the choir

00:20:15.640 to some extent

00:20:16.500 all stand up nowadays

00:20:17.980 has become kind of political

00:20:19.680 it's all somewhat progressive

00:20:21.340 and that's why SNL's not funny

00:20:23.620 because when you go woke

00:20:24.540 you go broke

00:20:25.320 Pete Davidson's not funny

00:20:26.840 name one SNL

00:20:28.760 there's so many people in here

00:20:29.600 who didn't even know

00:20:30.200 about SNL

00:20:30.960 Gen Z doesn't watch 1.00

00:20:31.900 this fucking garbage 1.00

00:20:32.820 it's for boom 1.00

00:20:33.580 it's done

00:20:34.100 it's done

00:20:35.260 a lot of you

00:20:35.780 don't even like stand up

00:20:36.740 a lot of us

00:20:37.260 don't even have

00:20:37.640 the attention span

00:20:38.240 for stand up comedy anymore

00:20:39.320 the amount of people

00:20:40.160 saying skip, skip, skip, skip

00:20:41.220 was crazy

00:20:42.820 you need somebody 1.00

00:20:43.500 fucking 1.00

00:20:43.860 you need speed 1.00

00:20:44.940 yelling at you

00:20:45.800 flipping around

00:20:46.700 saying

00:20:46.980 that's what makes you laugh

00:20:50.840 you need

00:20:51.380 that's what you want to hear

00:20:56.100 so somebody needs to adjust

00:20:58.940 or else everyone's just

00:21:00.020 going to keep going online

00:21:00.840 but good job with Chappelle

00:21:02.680 on not getting cancelled

00:21:03.640 and making all the liberals

00:21:05.780 in this crowd happy

SNEAKO - November 16, 2022

Dave Chappelle ＂DEFENDS＂ Kanye West on SNL？

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