SNEAKO - November 16, 2022


Dave Chappelle ＂DEFENDS＂ Kanye West on SNL？


Episode Stats

Length

21 minutes

Words per Minute

154.29437

Word Count

3,257

Sentence Count

192

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

24


Summary

Comedian Dave Chappelle joins Jemele to discuss Kanye West's anti-Semitic comments and why he stands with the Jewish community. He also talks about how to be kind, and how to avoid getting in trouble with your bank account.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 A lot of us don't even have the attention span for stand-up comedy anymore.
00:00:02.800 The amount of people saying, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, was crazy.
00:00:06.060 You need somebody fucking, why?
00:00:07.460 You need Speed yelling at you, flipping around saying,
00:00:10.200 Sui, Ronaldo, Sui.
00:00:12.660 That's what makes you laugh.
00:00:14.240 You need, bruh, ah, ah, I don't like that.
00:00:18.200 That's what you want to hear.
00:00:19.500 Dave Chappelle, stand-up monologue, SNL.
00:00:21.480 A brief statement that I prepared.
00:00:24.840 You're jokes, you fucking.
00:00:27.240 I denounce anti-Semitism in all its forms.
00:00:30.000 And I stand with my friends in the Jewish community.
00:00:36.940 And that, Kanye, is how it's done.
00:00:42.180 Is how you buy yourself some time.
00:00:48.440 How genuine do you think that statement was?
00:00:51.360 Chappelle flew to South Africa, I think, or he flew to somewhere in Africa for seven years
00:00:57.360 after avoiding a $100 million contract from the same people that Kanye was talking about.
00:01:02.300 When you talk about how they control the media,
00:01:04.220 and you talk about how these contracts are meant to keep you a slave,
00:01:08.120 Dave Chappelle was talking about that back in, like, 2004.
00:01:12.460 He knows you're supposed to say that statement to avoid getting in trouble,
00:01:15.580 getting your bank account taken away.
00:01:16.660 But how genuine was that, I stand with, Jewish people's statement?
00:01:25.080 I got to tell you guys, I've probably been doing this 35 years now.
00:01:30.940 And early in my career, I learned that there are two words in the English language
00:01:36.260 that you should never say together in sequence.
00:01:38.320 And those words are the and Jukes.
00:01:44.600 I've never heard someone do good after they said that.
00:01:48.620 He's smart. That's why he always said the elites.
00:01:50.700 That's why he always said Hollywood, the executives.
00:01:58.760 Kanye's gotten into some scrapes before,
00:02:00.260 and normally when he's in trouble, I pull up immediately.
00:02:04.560 But this time, I was like, you know what?
00:02:06.160 Let me see what's going to happen first.
00:02:07.480 I just want to see where this is all going.
00:02:13.500 I can't even remember how it started.
00:02:16.280 Vaguely, I remember it started with a tweet.
00:02:18.400 Strange tweet.
00:02:19.900 It was like, I'm feeling a little sleepy.
00:02:25.660 I'm going to give me some rest, but when I wake up,
00:02:30.340 I'm going to go DEFCON 3 on the Jews.
00:02:35.100 Like, he said Jewish people, not the Jews.
00:02:40.140 And then he just went to bed.
00:02:43.660 I was up all night worried.
00:02:45.160 What is he going to do to the Jews?
00:02:47.520 I grew up around Jewish people.
00:02:57.780 I have a lot of Jewish friends, so I'm not freaked out by your culture.
00:03:01.240 I know a little bit about it just from hanging around.
00:03:02.900 I'd be like, yo, let's go out at school tomorrow.
00:03:04.780 They'd be like, we can't go out.
00:03:05.620 It's Sha-na-na tomorrow.
00:03:06.860 I'd be like, where?
00:03:07.240 The greatest holiday is to skip some school.
00:03:13.240 What is Sha-na-na?
00:03:15.640 I had so many questions.
00:03:17.080 Why do some of your people dress like Run-DMC?
00:03:23.320 It's Rasha Sha-na.
00:03:24.060 Also, I just want to say this before.
00:03:25.180 I don't mean to fuck up his rhythm,
00:03:26.440 but I tell the story all the time.
00:03:27.600 I met Dave Chappelle at the stand,
00:03:28.720 and he gave me an $100 bill for a pack of cigarettes in the middle of the show,
00:03:32.380 and afterwards he signed it and stuff like that.
00:03:33.880 I had it up on my wall, my setup in my room, but I just moved there.
00:03:37.180 But it said, much love, Dave Chappelle.
00:03:39.200 And basically he gave me this lesson saying that you need to remember to be kind
00:03:44.020 because I'd given the pack of cigarettes.
00:03:46.100 I'm like, let me get the pack back in the middle of the show.
00:03:47.660 And then he looked into my eyes, and then he said, like, young man, blah, blah, blah.
00:03:50.700 He was giving me this lesson about kindness,
00:03:52.160 and basically here's a $100 bill because you gave me an act of kindness
00:03:55.640 by giving me this pack of cigarettes.
00:03:56.760 So if you always approach with kindness,
00:03:59.200 then you get to avoid a lot of problems like Ye is facing right now.
00:04:06.280 Kanye woke up from that net.
00:04:07.580 We went right to work.
00:04:12.420 A year ago, I'd seen him on a podcast called Drink Champs.
00:04:16.240 A great show.
00:04:17.900 And it was an amazing appearance.
00:04:20.700 Noriega and them were there, the rappers that I love,
00:04:22.740 and they all had their gold chains and stuff on.
00:04:24.680 And Kanye said, only millionaires wear chains.
00:04:29.580 They said, what?
00:04:31.480 He said, I'm a billionaire.
00:04:34.300 Billionaires don't wear their money on their body.
00:04:37.120 I took my chain and I said, oh, snap.
00:04:41.120 And then the most recent Drink Champs interview went from being the richest black man of all time
00:04:49.860 to wearing gold chains.
00:04:52.780 He was good parents.
00:04:53.980 It was fun and funny.
00:04:56.780 But when he woke up, he went on Drink Champs again.
00:04:58.820 This time, he was on one.
00:05:00.300 He was mad about something.
00:05:02.280 He said, I can say anti-Semitic things.
00:05:06.400 And Adidas can't drop me.
00:05:08.920 Now what?
00:05:10.080 They dropped him.
00:05:11.240 Punchline.
00:05:12.260 Adidas dropped that nigga immediately.
00:05:13.520 Ironically, Adidas was founded by Nazis.
00:05:22.560 And they were offended.
00:05:25.940 I guess the students have passed the teacher.
00:05:35.880 It's a big deal.
00:05:38.760 The Brooklyn show business rules.
00:05:41.460 This is a rule.
00:05:42.280 You know, the rules of perception.
00:05:44.660 If they're black, then it's a gang.
00:05:47.160 If they're Italian, it's a mob.
00:05:48.580 But if they're Jewish, it's a coincidence and he should never speak about it.
00:05:58.520 Kanye got in so much trouble, Kyrie got in trouble.
00:06:08.380 Free A, free Kyrie.
00:06:12.280 Kyrie, Kyrie Irving posted a link to a movie that he had seen on Amazon.
00:06:19.820 No caption on the post or nothing like that.
00:06:22.240 But apparently this movie had some, I don't know, anti-Semitic tropes or something.
00:06:26.600 And it was some weird title like from Hebrew to Negro or something.
00:06:29.300 And the NBA told me he should apologize.
00:06:35.100 And he was slow to apologize.
00:06:37.020 And then the list of demands to get back in their good graces got longer and longer.
00:06:41.400 And this, this is where, you know, I draw the line.
00:06:45.140 I know the Jewish people have been through terrible things all over the world.
00:06:48.840 But, but, but, but you can't blame that on black Americans.
00:06:51.580 You just, you just can't.
00:06:53.680 You know what I mean?
00:06:55.860 Thanks to the one person that said movie.
00:07:00.540 A fair punishment would be he should just post a link to Schindler's List and y'all write your own captions.
00:07:10.160 It's Kyrie Irving's black ass was nowhere near the Holocaust.
00:07:12.720 In fact, he's not even certain it existed.
00:07:24.420 Chat, it was six million.
00:07:26.600 Not one more, not one less.
00:07:27.980 So one news pundit screaming about Kanye.
00:07:31.140 She said, mental health is no excuse for that type of language.
00:07:36.300 Yes, it is, bitch.
00:07:38.700 You kill somebody if you're mentally ill.
00:07:40.940 Listen, okay, I don't think Kanye is crazy at all.
00:07:45.800 I think he's possibly not well.
00:07:53.620 Why is that funny?
00:07:55.680 Well, I've been to Hollywood.
00:07:58.300 No one should get mad at me.
00:07:59.600 I'm just telling you, I've been to Hollywood.
00:08:01.440 This is just what I saw.
00:08:05.480 It's a lot of juice.
00:08:10.940 Like a lot.
00:08:13.500 They run this, too.
00:08:14.500 They run Saturday Night Live.
00:08:18.060 But that didn't mean anything.
00:08:19.400 You know what I mean?
00:08:19.980 There's a lot of black people in Ferguson, Missouri.
00:08:21.940 Doesn't even run a place.
00:08:23.000 I could see if you had some kind of issue.
00:08:33.900 You know what I mean?
00:08:34.500 You might go out to Hollywood,
00:08:35.900 and your mind might start connecting some kind of lines,
00:08:38.440 and you could maybe adopt the delusion
00:08:41.220 that the Jews run show business.
00:08:43.440 It's not a crazy thing to think.
00:08:46.820 But it's a crazy thing to say out loud
00:08:48.920 and a client like this.
00:08:51.300 Why?
00:08:53.740 Chad, stop saying Skip.
00:08:54.640 I really want to hear his take on this
00:08:55.800 because Chappelle has been talking about this for years,
00:08:58.240 and he's been alluding to this,
00:08:59.400 and it's pretty much the synopsis of his whole career,
00:09:02.040 rejecting the establishment and doing his own thing
00:09:04.080 and being independent and not letting himself sell out.
00:09:08.280 He's going to have some really good insight at the end,
00:09:10.320 and I don't...
00:09:11.380 You guys clearly, you don't appreciate stand-up comedy enough.
00:09:14.240 A lot of you are just, like, too deep into the internet.
00:09:15.800 You want me to fucking do...
00:09:16.840 Every five seconds.
00:09:20.840 Listen, bro, the rhythm of it,
00:09:22.440 the audience, the live performance,
00:09:24.040 this is art.
00:09:30.320 Now the midterms are over,
00:09:31.920 and it's crazy climate,
00:09:32.980 and I got to tell you,
00:09:33.860 I feel like this midterm,
00:09:35.800 like, all of humanity depends on it,
00:09:37.940 and it's an ominous sign.
00:09:39.280 The most ominous sign of the midterms,
00:09:40.820 I believe, would be Herschel Walker,
00:09:42.520 who I don't want to speak badly of because he's black.
00:09:46.840 But I have to admit,
00:09:50.580 he's, um...
00:09:52.000 He's observably stupid.
00:10:02.480 Even when he's not talking,
00:10:03.920 his mouth be open a little bit, like...
00:10:05.700 He's the kind of guy that looks like he thinks
00:10:10.680 before he makes a move on tic-tac-toe.
00:10:21.860 And I'm watching the news now,
00:10:23.260 they're declaring the end of the Trump era.
00:10:24.820 Now, okay, I can see how in New York,
00:10:26.760 you might believe this is the end of his era.
00:10:28.640 I'm just being honest with you.
00:10:29.980 I live in Ohio amongst the poor whites.
00:10:32.580 You love saying that.
00:10:36.400 A lot of you don't understand
00:10:37.600 why Trump was so popular,
00:10:39.840 but I get it,
00:10:40.940 because I hear it every day.
00:10:42.920 He's very loved.
00:10:45.060 And the reason he's loved
00:10:46.140 is because people in Ohio
00:10:47.600 have never seen somebody like him.
00:10:50.680 He's what I call an honest liar.
00:10:54.040 I'm not joking right now.
00:10:55.760 He's an honest liar.
00:10:56.960 That first debate,
00:10:58.020 that first debate,
00:10:59.720 I've never seen anything like it.
00:11:01.380 I've never seen a white male billionaire
00:11:04.060 screaming at the top of his lungs.
00:11:06.940 This whole system is rigged, he said.
00:11:10.280 And Carl Stage was a white woman,
00:11:12.100 Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama,
00:11:13.700 sitting over there looking at him like,
00:11:15.060 no, it's not.
00:11:15.880 I said, now, wait a minute, bro.
00:11:18.000 It's what he said.
00:11:19.940 And the moderator said,
00:11:20.960 well, Mr. Trump,
00:11:23.060 if in fact the system is rigged,
00:11:25.300 as you suggest,
00:11:27.080 what would be your evidence?
00:11:28.820 Remember what he said, bro?
00:11:30.460 Wrong.
00:11:31.460 He said,
00:11:32.320 I know the system is rigged
00:11:34.460 because I use it.
00:11:37.100 I said, God damn.
00:11:41.620 And then he pulled out
00:11:42.520 an Illuminati membership card
00:11:43.740 and chopped a line of cocaine up
00:11:44.960 and did it right at the podium.
00:11:51.600 No one ever heard someone
00:11:52.640 say something that true.
00:11:53.900 And then Hillary Clinton
00:11:54.480 tried to punch him into taxes.
00:11:55.640 She said, this man
00:11:56.380 doesn't pay his taxes.
00:11:57.600 He shot right back.
00:11:58.760 That makes me smart.
00:11:59.700 And then he said,
00:12:06.080 if you want me to pay my taxes,
00:12:09.380 then change the tax code.
00:12:11.860 But I know you won't
00:12:12.980 because your friends
00:12:14.320 and your donors
00:12:15.060 enjoy the same tax breaks
00:12:17.300 that I do.
00:12:18.900 And with that,
00:12:20.500 my friends,
00:12:22.040 a star was born.
00:12:23.060 No one had ever seen
00:12:25.400 anything like that.
00:12:26.020 No one had ever seen
00:12:26.980 somebody come from
00:12:28.020 inside of that house
00:12:29.140 outside and tell
00:12:30.360 all the commoners,
00:12:31.600 we are doing everything
00:12:32.600 that you think we are doing
00:12:34.280 inside of that house.
00:12:37.000 They just went right back
00:12:38.060 in the house
00:12:38.400 and started playing
00:12:38.920 the game again.
00:12:39.540 Chad, he didn't sell out
00:12:44.640 and sometimes he says
00:12:46.040 things that are Democrat
00:12:46.880 and also he attacked
00:12:47.840 Candace Owens
00:12:48.580 for speaking out
00:12:49.680 against the brainwashing
00:12:51.240 that happened
00:12:51.520 with George Floyd.
00:12:52.120 But at the same time,
00:12:53.180 you know,
00:12:53.460 he had people showing up
00:12:54.780 to his shows
00:12:55.700 in Colorado
00:12:56.740 in the middle of America.
00:12:58.180 Trans people showed up
00:12:59.060 with guns
00:12:59.580 and started marking it off
00:13:00.720 and he had to cancel
00:13:01.660 some shows
00:13:02.480 because trans people
00:13:03.500 were literally trying
00:13:04.300 to kill him
00:13:04.980 for making trans jokes.
00:13:06.360 So he's the perfect example
00:13:08.100 of somebody
00:13:08.640 who's in the middle
00:13:09.740 and who seeks truth
00:13:10.840 through funny,
00:13:11.440 who pokes fun
00:13:12.120 at everything
00:13:12.580 and I don't think
00:13:14.100 he's sold out
00:13:14.700 because he's not going
00:13:15.420 to make fucking
00:13:15.960 four specials
00:13:16.800 about trans people
00:13:17.600 if he was trying
00:13:18.560 to fit the woke agenda.
00:13:21.700 The Democrats
00:13:22.500 were sore losers.
00:13:24.760 I'm a Democrat
00:13:25.560 and I'm telling you
00:13:26.180 as soon as he won
00:13:26.840 they started saying
00:13:28.280 all that he's colluding
00:13:29.200 with Russia,
00:13:29.640 he's colluding with Russia.
00:13:30.620 It was very embarrassing
00:13:31.600 as a Democrat
00:13:32.240 but as time went on
00:13:33.240 we all came to learn
00:13:36.480 he was probably
00:13:38.940 colluding with Russia.
00:13:42.020 Wrong.
00:13:43.040 I mean...
00:13:48.820 I even look at his wife
00:13:49.880 different now.
00:13:51.860 His wife is beautiful
00:13:52.960 no question about it
00:13:53.840 but she looks like
00:13:54.380 the kind of chick
00:13:54.940 that James Bond
00:13:55.600 would smash
00:13:56.180 but not trust.
00:14:03.240 Why he got all them
00:14:06.020 documents at his house?
00:14:07.180 What is this?
00:14:08.560 This guy that's famous
00:14:09.700 for not reading
00:14:10.300 his press briefings
00:14:11.080 and now all of a sudden
00:14:11.580 he got 10,000 documents
00:14:12.900 at his house
00:14:13.200 and we'll catch him
00:14:13.780 on the green.
00:14:17.960 I've been fired
00:14:18.800 from jobs
00:14:19.320 many times in my life
00:14:20.440 and I will be
00:14:21.260 very honest with you
00:14:22.020 sometimes I was fired
00:14:23.040 I stole things
00:14:24.360 from the office.
00:14:26.420 Staples,
00:14:27.060 computer mouses,
00:14:27.760 all kinds of stuff.
00:14:29.080 But you know
00:14:29.320 what I never stole
00:14:29.860 from work?
00:14:30.880 Work.
00:14:33.240 War in Ukraine
00:14:41.600 brought it all
00:14:42.180 into focus
00:14:42.820 and lucky for everybody
00:14:44.320 in the western world
00:14:45.040 the Ukrainians
00:14:45.680 are way better fighters
00:14:47.340 than we thought
00:14:48.120 they'd be.
00:14:48.600 I mean these guys.
00:14:50.020 Thank you for that.
00:14:50.840 They're doing good.
00:14:53.680 He said he did
00:14:55.200 a good job
00:14:55.760 of joking about
00:14:56.740 a lot of different issues
00:14:57.580 without triggering anybody
00:14:58.440 because think about SNL
00:14:59.340 this is in New York City
00:15:00.340 SNL is an extremely
00:15:01.760 liberal place
00:15:02.440 they had like
00:15:02.960 four years straight
00:15:04.220 of orange man bad
00:15:05.760 Trump is bad
00:15:06.720 Trump is dumb
00:15:07.740 jokes
00:15:08.140 so he knows
00:15:09.300 the audience
00:15:09.940 that's in front of him
00:15:10.780 I think he's preaching
00:15:13.220 to the choir
00:15:13.820 a little bit.
00:15:14.880 They killed 10,000 Russians
00:15:16.640 the first week of the war
00:15:17.960 even the Vietnamese
00:15:19.260 were like
00:15:19.640 god damn
00:15:20.520 that's some good numbers?
00:15:21.340 this is before they had weapons
00:15:28.360 before we started
00:15:30.680 sending them weapons
00:15:31.360 they was killing Russians
00:15:32.240 with things you can find
00:15:33.060 around the house
00:15:33.700 that whole country Ukraine
00:15:35.480 is littered with traps
00:15:36.460 like home alone
00:15:37.140 they was stepping on wrecks
00:15:38.280 and touching hot doorks
00:15:40.560 how is Russia losing
00:15:48.000 to the Ukraine?
00:15:48.780 that would be like
00:15:49.220 America losing
00:15:49.860 the war to Colorado
00:15:50.760 now the midterms are over
00:15:59.400 and everybody's awake
00:16:00.420 these new whites
00:16:01.380 they're like
00:16:02.040 the whites
00:16:02.520 they're like
00:16:02.880 they're like
00:16:03.420 they're like
00:16:03.980 newborn babies
00:16:04.880 just woke up
00:16:06.480 everything white people
00:16:08.160 are mad about
00:16:08.740 we've been on that
00:16:09.900 man I can't feed
00:16:12.340 my family
00:16:12.960 white people are like
00:16:13.480 we've been on that
00:16:14.480 they also does a good job
00:16:17.140 of making everything
00:16:18.080 about race
00:16:18.580 man we can't trust
00:16:19.440 the government
00:16:20.040 we've been on that
00:16:21.640 man we should
00:16:23.980 dismantle the FBI
00:16:25.180 word to Martin Luther King
00:16:26.820 bro
00:16:27.060 we've been on that
00:16:28.100 woo
00:16:29.380 Martin Luther King
00:16:31.000 and then Chappelle
00:16:31.860 will do this thing
00:16:32.520 where it's not a joke
00:16:33.500 it's like
00:16:33.960 kind of toed in the line
00:16:35.120 of being a civil rights
00:16:36.140 movement
00:16:36.500 I hate
00:16:40.080 applause breaks
00:16:40.940 and stand up
00:16:41.540 especially in a place
00:16:42.480 as easy as SNL
00:16:44.100 bro they trashed
00:16:46.200 Ye and Trump
00:16:47.100 for years straight
00:16:48.840 what did Ye say
00:16:49.900 back in 2011
00:16:50.840 fuck SNL
00:16:51.940 and the whole cast
00:16:53.100 tell them
00:16:53.660 easy saying
00:16:54.160 they can kiss
00:16:54.700 my whole ass
00:16:55.900 SNL is just one
00:17:01.220 is really
00:17:01.840 one big
00:17:02.780 liberal
00:17:03.220 not funny
00:17:04.180 echo chamber
00:17:04.760 that's why
00:17:05.180 it's not funny anymore
00:17:05.980 this is probably
00:17:06.420 the funniest thing
00:17:07.040 that I've seen
00:17:07.380 in SNL
00:17:07.760 in a long time
00:17:08.420 and it's pretty good
00:17:10.020 but the skits
00:17:10.800 nobody
00:17:11.120 type a one
00:17:12.260 if you watch SNL
00:17:13.220 nobody here
00:17:13.760 watches it
00:17:14.320 everyone is going
00:17:15.200 to alternative media
00:17:16.100 sites
00:17:16.440 everybody's watching
00:17:17.300 streamers
00:17:17.940 and TikTok
00:17:18.380 and Instagram
00:17:19.020 reels now
00:17:19.600 nobody watches
00:17:20.360 this garbage
00:17:20.880 besides boomers
00:17:21.620 look how old
00:17:22.360 all the people
00:17:22.740 in the back are
00:17:23.360 I guarantee you
00:17:24.120 every single person
00:17:24.900 in the audience
00:17:25.380 looks like a parent
00:17:26.260 who brings their kids
00:17:26.880 to pride parades
00:17:27.620 to be progressive
00:17:28.220 nobody listens to me
00:17:30.080 when I tell these jokes
00:17:31.220 you ignore me
00:17:32.120 my first
00:17:33.100 Netflix special
00:17:34.480 what did I say
00:17:35.240 I said I don't want
00:17:36.640 a sneaker deal
00:17:37.300 because the minute
00:17:37.860 I say something
00:17:38.600 that makes those people
00:17:39.480 mad
00:17:39.820 they're going to
00:17:40.460 take my sneakers away
00:17:41.440 and the whole crowd
00:17:42.260 was like
00:17:42.560 ha ha ha ha
00:17:43.720 when they see Kanye
00:17:46.040 walking around
00:17:46.520 LA barefoot
00:17:47.380 with his chain out
00:17:48.140 there's not one person
00:17:58.220 in this crowd
00:17:58.860 that's on Ye's
00:18:00.120 or Trump's side
00:18:00.680 not one person
00:18:01.680 they wanted to hear
00:18:02.520 Chappelle make fun of him
00:18:03.620 this guy lost
00:18:05.800 a billion and a half
00:18:07.440 dollars
00:18:08.280 in a day
00:18:09.520 a billion and a half
00:18:12.500 dollars in a day
00:18:13.380 I saw that
00:18:13.900 I said
00:18:14.160 put your chain on
00:18:14.880 nigga
00:18:15.060 welcome back
00:18:15.700 it shouldn't be
00:18:26.740 this scary to talk
00:18:27.720 about anything
00:18:29.380 but it is
00:18:30.640 it's making my job
00:18:31.020 incredibly difficult
00:18:31.880 to be honest with you
00:18:32.600 I'm getting sick
00:18:33.240 talking to a crowd
00:18:34.980 like this
00:18:35.560 I love you to death
00:18:36.800 and I thank you
00:18:38.060 for your support
00:18:38.760 and I hope they don't
00:18:40.420 take anything away
00:18:41.160 from me
00:18:42.000 pussy
00:18:43.060 whoever they are
00:18:45.660 gotcha bitch
00:18:48.220 you know who they are
00:18:51.040 Chappelle
00:18:51.400 good job doing that
00:18:52.700 statement in the beginning
00:18:53.440 good job at keeping
00:18:54.720 your career
00:18:55.280 good job at not
00:18:56.580 getting lumped in
00:18:57.280 with Ye and Kyrie
00:18:58.440 you did exactly
00:18:59.180 what all the white
00:19:00.340 liberals in the audience
00:19:01.080 wanted you to say
00:19:01.880 Chappelle never
00:19:02.880 disappoints genius
00:19:03.500 but it was good
00:19:04.200 that was funny
00:19:04.740 but at the same time
00:19:05.820 the only applause break
00:19:08.280 he had was
00:19:08.880 Martin Luther King
00:19:10.400 well what about
00:19:13.620 the civil rights movement
00:19:14.920 it's too fucking easy
00:19:18.300 oh well what about
00:19:20.280 when black people
00:19:21.260 in the white
00:19:21.780 oh god man
00:19:23.900 stand up is always
00:19:25.800 devolved into that
00:19:26.780 well white people
00:19:27.500 be like that
00:19:28.220 and black people
00:19:29.180 be like this
00:19:29.940 applause break
00:19:33.360 so we feel better
00:19:34.340 don't make me laugh
00:19:35.880 at anything
00:19:36.300 that I don't agree with
00:19:37.480 fuck off
00:19:38.380 this is a big reason
00:19:39.140 why I stopped doing
00:19:39.740 stand up
00:19:40.220 it was this type of
00:19:41.560 audience
00:19:41.820 this type of crowd
00:19:42.420 the type of people
00:19:44.260 that understand my humor
00:19:46.040 and want to hear me
00:19:46.920 talk the way I want to
00:19:47.600 talk it's all online
00:19:48.340 for the most part
00:19:48.980 or if I sold tickets
00:19:50.180 but if I walked into
00:19:51.320 a crowd like this
00:19:52.100 I'd step in
00:19:52.760 and then I'd start
00:19:53.680 saying shit like this
00:19:54.460 to be aggressive
00:19:54.940 like yeah
00:19:55.560 all you look like
00:19:56.120 you bring your kids
00:19:56.960 to pride parades
00:19:57.600 to be more progressive
00:19:58.340 they'd be like
00:19:59.120 what's wrong with that
00:20:00.900 well I'm a progressive
00:20:04.980 fuck off
00:20:06.300 I just don't like
00:20:07.020 a lot of those people
00:20:07.680 but he's playing it smart
00:20:08.720 the big reason why
00:20:10.520 I don't like stand up
00:20:11.080 is you need to appeal
00:20:12.180 and you need to
00:20:13.100 you need to be
00:20:14.240 speaking to the choir
00:20:15.640 to some extent
00:20:16.500 all stand up nowadays
00:20:17.980 has become kind of political
00:20:19.680 it's all somewhat progressive
00:20:21.340 and that's why SNL's not funny
00:20:23.620 because when you go woke
00:20:24.540 you go broke
00:20:25.320 Pete Davidson's not funny
00:20:26.840 name one SNL
00:20:28.760 there's so many people in here
00:20:29.600 who didn't even know
00:20:30.200 about SNL
00:20:30.960 Gen Z doesn't watch
00:20:31.900 this fucking garbage
00:20:32.820 it's for boom
00:20:33.580 it's done
00:20:34.100 it's done
00:20:35.260 a lot of you
00:20:35.780 don't even like stand up
00:20:36.740 a lot of us
00:20:37.260 don't even have
00:20:37.640 the attention span
00:20:38.240 for stand up comedy anymore
00:20:39.320 the amount of people
00:20:40.160 saying skip, skip, skip, skip
00:20:41.220 was crazy
00:20:42.820 you need somebody
00:20:43.500 fucking
00:20:43.860 you need speed
00:20:44.940 yelling at you
00:20:45.800 flipping around
00:20:46.700 saying
00:20:46.980 that's what makes you laugh
00:20:50.840 you need
00:20:51.380 that's what you want to hear
00:20:56.100 so somebody needs to adjust
00:20:58.940 or else everyone's just
00:21:00.020 going to keep going online
00:21:00.840 but good job with Chappelle
00:21:02.680 on not getting cancelled
00:21:03.640 and making all the liberals
00:21:05.780 in this crowd happy