SNEAKO - September 04, 2021


Fashion is Just Another Hustle in NYC


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

199.62617

Word Count

1,958

Sentence Count

145

Misogynist Sentences

21

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

On this episode of the pod, the boys talk about a variety of topics, including buying a new car, getting scammed at a car dealership, and what it's like being a fashion model in New York Fashion Week.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm trying to buy a new car today.
00:00:02.620 Excuse me.
00:00:04.180 Yeah, bro.
00:00:05.100 That's fucking wild, bro.
00:00:06.140 That's dope.
00:00:06.740 I don't know if you find a car, bro.
00:00:08.100 I got you.
00:00:09.520 Okay.
00:00:12.800 I think it matches my shoes.
00:00:15.720 Yeah, I think so.
00:00:17.280 Dang.
00:00:22.120 Yo, 10 days don't even want the car anymore, right?
00:00:24.340 10 days they don't want none of that.
00:00:25.560 How are they going to show me that car they don't have the deed for at a real dealership?
00:00:28.660 That makes no fucking sense.
00:00:30.000 Bro, how do you not have the deed?
00:00:31.660 It's a dealership.
00:00:32.540 Does not make no sense at all.
00:00:34.420 That show is a big ass disappointment.
00:00:35.900 Came all the way here like an hour commute, bro.
00:00:38.720 I just don't understand how a car dealership would not have the deed to the cars that they're selling.
00:00:43.960 But they said it's going to be ready in 10 days and that's on my birthday.
00:00:46.560 That'd be a nice birthday present to myself.
00:00:48.160 A $30,000 vehicle.
00:00:49.660 It's the biggest purchase I've ever made by far.
00:00:52.020 Put down the $500 deposit.
00:00:53.440 I feel like I got scammed a little bit.
00:00:54.700 Put down $500 and got nothing in return.
00:00:57.060 Oh, shit.
00:00:57.900 Fuck, man.
00:00:58.640 I also feel bad because my man Dante Nero, this comedian, put me on to this car dealer.
00:01:02.880 When I walked in there, the car salesman was like, oh, hey.
00:01:05.160 He recognized me.
00:01:05.780 So I'm like, okay, that's my salesman now.
00:01:07.300 And the guy who was like waiting for me there kept waiting.
00:01:10.200 So sorry, Dante.
00:01:11.120 I didn't mean to fuck over you mans.
00:01:12.820 But it wasn't even his mans.
00:01:13.740 It was his mans mans.
00:01:14.740 And I only talked to you on the phone like for a second.
00:01:16.980 So I don't feel like I owe you anything.
00:01:18.120 Also didn't get a car.
00:01:19.160 I don't know if I'm a dickhead for that.
00:01:20.360 I mean, what do you think?
00:01:21.540 I got back to the crib.
00:01:22.940 Cass finally got the, which is nice, you know, like he's helping to add to the apartment.
00:01:26.720 You know, he put these lights up.
00:01:27.920 They're just like about six inches for being proper.
00:01:30.400 It doesn't go to the ceiling.
00:01:31.720 Everything he sets up, Cass is around like five, two, five, three.
00:01:34.400 So he has trouble getting up there.
00:01:36.660 But I appreciate the effort.
00:01:38.040 Short King, stay up.
00:01:38.880 Are you going to fix the rest of that pole?
00:01:41.360 First of all, I'm growing.
00:01:42.800 So let's get that off the line.
00:01:44.060 Damn, yo, summer's over just like that.
00:01:46.380 It's already September.
00:01:47.700 A lot left to do.
00:01:51.160 They've still got COVID and shit.
00:01:52.640 Pitch hack.
00:01:55.440 And he lets you borrow his hoodies.
00:01:57.740 Yo, your face looks so stupid right now.
00:02:05.200 Go back and do what you just did.
00:02:07.040 Go back and do what you just did.
00:02:08.880 Like, it's kind of crazy to sign the next because, like, I've been watching them for a minute.
00:02:15.840 Like, maybe, like, since the beginning of the pandemic.
00:02:17.960 You know that podcast?
00:02:19.000 Which one?
00:02:19.540 With Cass?
00:02:20.280 It was like the shitty podcast.
00:02:21.740 The toxic podcast.
00:02:23.060 The kind of quality.
00:02:24.260 The shitty podcast?
00:02:25.940 I thought that's what it was called.
00:02:27.440 But that's the one where I found you.
00:02:28.760 Why did you think it was called that?
00:02:30.520 I don't know.
00:02:31.340 That's what I remember.
00:02:33.240 You excited for Fashion Week, all that?
00:02:34.960 Well, I had, like, how many castings?
00:02:36.860 Like, four today.
00:02:38.000 Four?
00:02:38.280 To be honest, I don't even like casting you.
00:02:39.900 I just want to show up and get the money, bro.
00:02:41.540 Like, I don't even.
00:02:42.300 Like, 400, 500 people come to the casting.
00:02:44.440 Really?
00:02:44.840 400, 500?
00:02:45.700 Yeah.
00:02:46.100 So what's the point of you?
00:02:47.520 That's what I'm saying.
00:02:48.240 Like, I don't even want to come because I don't.
00:02:50.340 I already know I'm not going to get it.
00:02:51.760 I mean, out with that attitude.
00:02:52.980 I went to one.
00:02:53.660 And they didn't even, like, tell me to put on the clothes.
00:02:55.420 They just told me to leave.
00:02:56.340 Damn, son.
00:02:57.300 Yo, they're ruthless in fashion with you.
00:02:59.080 Balenci, Balenci, Balenci, Balenci.
00:03:00.440 I'm doing all these casting because New York Fashion Week is coming up.
00:03:26.900 I'm the only dude here.
00:03:28.220 Men are trash.
00:03:29.220 Men are so creepy.
00:03:30.620 Why can't we just have girls walking around?
00:03:32.700 Let's have a night conversation.
00:03:33.780 I'm just standing off to the side of it, yeah?
00:03:35.640 For sure.
00:03:36.220 For sure.
00:03:36.600 I'm going to go back in.
00:03:37.320 Man, I should not be here right now.
00:03:38.260 Just got a call from my modeling agency.
00:03:58.640 All I got to say is one thing.
00:04:00.060 Like, it's one time I can't talk too much about this, but these fashion things is weird, bro.
00:04:04.060 Hey, yo, they're weird, right?
00:04:04.920 Look out, look out, I'll go out.
00:04:09.100 Dummy, bro.
00:04:10.100 Yo.
00:04:12.220 Nah, nah, nah.
00:04:12.920 He said, fuck around, fuck on a groupie.
00:04:15.500 Turn around, hat in a toolie.
00:04:17.240 She want a cab, stay with an act, but I know she already knew me.
00:04:20.480 Next day, I'm making a movie.
00:04:21.840 A bitch in the kitchen, she making a smoothie.
00:04:30.040 Yo, if you got to take a girl out on a date in New York City, take her here.
00:04:33.440 Get her a hot dog, a bottle of water, walk in a park.
00:04:36.140 She'll have a great time, and she won't even realize that you spent $10.
00:04:39.100 You hopped the train, and you got her little ice cream cone or something like that, but
00:04:41.920 you spent almost $10, and you had a great date.
00:04:44.540 Look at that view.
00:04:45.080 She's going to take an Instagram picture there.
00:04:46.180 Where am I, bro?
00:04:57.100 I'm telling you, this is the weirdest industry on the planet on God.
00:04:59.820 Yo, on science?
00:05:00.840 That shit's, yo, I swear to, I saw science, bro.
00:05:05.600 Now I got to do the thing where I put the camera low, because I'm about to turn the corner,
00:05:08.420 so I could vlog, and people would creep out.
00:05:10.640 You know what I'm saying?
00:05:11.260 Ready?
00:05:14.480 Hello.
00:05:15.760 I'm here for the casting.
00:05:17.120 Are you wrapping up?
00:05:19.100 We are.
00:05:19.680 We can do your pictures.
00:05:20.740 Thank you.
00:05:21.380 I'm the last one.
00:05:22.440 You're the last one.
00:05:23.160 I'm sorry.
00:05:23.580 I'm late.
00:05:23.980 No worries.
00:05:24.440 One thing I think that gives me an advantage with this modeling shit is that I know how to be ugly
00:05:42.420 I've been ugly like most of my life and I got pretty for like the past four years. I know how to do it
00:05:47.100 I don't need their approval. I don't need them to be like oh star. You're you're a darling. You're beautiful
00:05:52.180 I don't care bro. I'm ugly if I stop modeling. It's not gonna affect my self-esteem
00:05:57.740 I'm literally just doing it for money
00:05:59.140 Which I probably shouldn't say on camera, but I mean it's fun to be able to get a travel and put on new clothes and stuff
00:06:03.060 And I'm actually starting to get interested in fashion
00:06:04.580 But I don't care about being called pretty that shit don't matter to me
00:06:07.860 Like I'm not gonna end up throwing up in the bathroom or doing coke during a shoot so that I don't have to eat lunch
00:06:11.860 A lot of people ask me for advice on how to get started in fashion and modeling man. It's just I don't know
00:06:16.320 I got scouted at a bar three years ago. I was drunk
00:06:18.880 I thought the guy was just hitting on me when he gave me his card. I'm like fuck it
00:06:21.240 I emailed him and now I'm here
00:06:22.400 I don't think you should have any expectations and just know that they're looking for a certain type of person
00:06:26.580 I think I fit like a demographic that they're looking for I can check off a couple boxes being racially ambiguous
00:06:31.520 And you know, it is what it is if you want to pay me to be the token
00:06:34.580 Like whatever mixed guy I'll do it fuck but also know that it's very selective
00:06:40.360 It's like the most selective industry all the castings I went to today
00:06:43.520 They're gonna probably hire 10 people and there's like 500 600 people going to each casting
00:06:47.480 It is what you can't get your hopes up with something like that
00:06:49.740 It's like acting nowadays or wrapping any of these highly selective industries
00:06:53.600 Can't have any expectations just do it because just do it and see what happens, you know
00:06:57.460 You're gonna stress yourself out too much by putting all your eggs in one basket
00:07:00.580 Nowadays inflation is going up jobs are getting harder to find
00:07:03.560 Like everything is costing more money 100k a year
00:07:06.300 Sounded dope when I was like 15 16 and I was like shit. I need double that
00:07:09.680 I need triple that
00:07:10.620 My advice would to be to have your hand in several different markets so that when one inevitably goes bad
00:07:15.640 Or the economy shuts down if there's a lockdown you have other options. That's what real wealth and stability is passive income and not
00:07:22.300 Having to worry or not having to rely on anybody because you have investments because you're sufficient on your own
00:07:27.540 So I'm trying to get at now. I'm not there yet. I'm not a don't let me Gary V this conversation too much
00:07:33.260 You have it not everybody has it, but you you have it
00:07:48.640 You're going to be star trust me
00:07:53.100 Okay, you
00:07:56.300 Maria made that sign
00:07:58.300 Yeah, you're not strong enough. Yeah, I'm weak. I need to go to the gym
00:08:06.100 How you doing?
00:08:07.100 Camera, look at that
00:08:08.300 A little vlog. That really wasn't locked. Am I that weak?
00:08:10.400 No, yeah
00:08:11.400 I'm so weak
00:08:12.400 You told me he was locked
00:08:13.400 I thought I was
00:08:14.400 Cheers
00:08:15.400 I'm good. How are you?
00:08:17.400 I'm a supermodel now
00:08:18.400 I'm not where to stay
00:08:19.400 Oh, for sure
00:08:21.400 We'll be staying at the
00:08:22.900 Excusious hotel
00:08:23.900 Exactly
00:08:25.900 Man, poor Jeff
00:08:27.200 How many years?
00:08:28.700 More than eight years
00:08:29.700 It's like Melinda Gates also
00:08:31.200 I'm sure she got fucking everything she needed to get too
00:08:34.400 Oh, yeah
00:08:35.000 They get divorced
00:08:36.000 I forgot about that
00:08:37.500 It's like he's thinking he's thinking like
00:08:39.700 Okay, but both of these women are donating bad money though. So let's think about that like Jeff
00:08:43.800 I don't care about donating
00:08:45.000 But I'm saying she's doing good things with it
00:08:47.000 Who, who, who, who is she donating to?
00:08:49.000 Different organizations
00:08:50.000 You want me to pull out the spreadsheets?
00:08:51.000 Because I got it
00:08:51.500 Am I arguing with straight men about this shit?
00:08:53.000 All the fucks
00:08:53.500 Name one organization
00:08:54.500 Name one
00:08:55.000 I'll look it up right fucking now
00:08:56.000 You don't even know
00:08:57.000 How am I supposed to memorize that shit?
00:08:58.000 I have my spreadsheet
00:08:58.500 Man, a couple mil for 130 billion
00:09:00.000 That ain't shit man
00:09:01.000 Wait a second though
00:09:02.000 I can't believe that you actually don't think that she's
00:09:04.000 Deserves 130 billion?
00:09:05.500 Yeah
00:09:06.500 Deserves?
00:09:07.500 It's not even deserves
00:09:08.500 If they did life together all that far
00:09:10.500 You think she didn't have any input
00:09:11.500 Yeah, she did
00:09:12.500 What do you think marriage is?
00:09:13.500 What do you think marriage is?
00:09:14.500 Yeah, she did
00:09:15.500 What do you think marriage is?
00:09:16.500 A scam
00:09:17.500 You live your life every day with them?
00:09:20.500 What do you think that is?
00:09:21.500 That's not, that's a business you building together
00:09:23.500 Okay, so you think she deserves it
00:09:24.500 Like Melinda Gates deserves half of Bill Gates' money?
00:09:26.500 She's been with him all that way
00:09:27.500 Melinda Gates or, or, or
00:09:28.500 There's no way that it was only 100% him
00:09:30.500 Do you think Melinda deserves half of Trump's money?
00:09:32.500 Fuck yeah
00:09:33.500 Right, yeah
00:09:34.500 But Jeff Bezos and his wife definitely deserve that
00:09:36.500 On top of that, he fucked another bitch
00:09:38.500 She deserves that
00:09:39.500 But is you kidding me?
00:09:40.500 And he cheated
00:09:41.500 And he cheated
00:09:42.500 And he called me
00:09:43.500 Oh, bam!
00:09:44.500 Fucking
00:09:45.500 Dude, his wife
00:09:46.500 Let's ask the audience
00:09:47.500 Is it fair?