SNEAKO - March 03, 2025


FASTING IS BETTER THAN ANY DIET.


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

176.81554

Word Count

1,779

Sentence Count

144


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.680 Day one of Ramadan.
00:00:07.620 The place is spotless, had the maids clean yesterday.
00:00:10.740 Feels like the perfect time for a fresh start.
00:00:12.860 They even did my room.
00:00:14.260 Look how they put the bear on my bed.
00:00:16.060 Look at that.
00:00:16.740 Look, he's like, he's getting work done.
00:00:18.800 He's working on viral.
00:00:20.140 He's making some viral thumbnails.
00:00:21.840 Stupid idiot.
00:00:22.680 Prairie mats outside again.
00:00:24.300 Closet is looking good.
00:00:25.780 One of my closets, one of them, by the way.
00:00:28.100 The desk is a mess, but I was streaming when they were cleaning, so they couldn't get it done.
00:00:32.080 And I can't break fast until an hour.
00:00:35.320 Got an hour until I can eat and drink.
00:00:37.860 I'm feeling good.
00:00:38.820 I needed this detox.
00:00:40.100 It's about time.
00:00:41.300 I don't even like the word detox.
00:00:42.580 It feels very LA and gay.
00:00:44.540 I don't know.
00:00:45.160 Detox is a gay LA word.
00:00:46.900 Fasting is different.
00:00:47.940 It's a full-time commitment, spiritual connection.
00:00:51.000 I'm also going to attempt no nut for 30 days.
00:00:53.400 No women, no spanking, no gooing, whatever.
00:00:57.040 Nothing 30 days.
00:00:58.780 I better start levitating at the end of this.
00:01:01.200 If you're not Muslim, if you want Ramadan motivation, look at how Kyrie plays in March every single year.
00:01:07.880 And Dallas with a long rebound.
00:01:09.920 And they've got George backpedaling.
00:01:11.620 And it's Kyrie.
00:01:13.600 Dribble.
00:01:15.080 Score.
00:01:16.380 Irving for the win.
00:01:18.420 Oh my God.
00:01:19.520 I look back at my Ramadan month of 24 was one of my most nose to the grindstone months of all time.
00:01:26.900 I never traveled that much in a month.
00:01:28.740 I never streamed with so many different people.
00:01:30.900 It was go, go, go, go mode.
00:01:32.940 Isn't it funny how it's easier to do that when you're more tired, always hungry, always thirsty?
00:01:38.580 Something about the sacrifice, the commitment, the discipline, all that unlocks a new side of you.
00:01:43.400 And I'm ready to find it again.
00:01:44.700 Hey, you okay?
00:01:59.860 You all right?
00:02:01.480 Need some help?
00:02:03.080 Oh, shit.
00:02:04.220 I wanted to help that guy out, but I saw like big lesions in his hands.
00:02:07.320 You know, I don't want to be disrespectful, but I'm not trying to get AIDS, dude.
00:02:10.280 Sorry.
00:02:11.780 Yeah.
00:02:33.460 Let's go to Bay Ridge.
00:02:35.260 Arab Central, New York.
00:02:36.220 You going to Bay Ridge?
00:02:37.340 Yeah, yeah, Bay Ridge.
00:02:38.520 Hey, As-salamu alaykum.
00:02:39.440 Yo, what's up, my G?
00:02:40.560 What's poppin', bro?
00:02:41.140 How you doing, bro?
00:02:41.700 Good.
00:02:42.060 Welcome to New York.
00:02:42.780 Hey, thank you, my G.
00:02:43.720 Thank you, bro.
00:02:45.100 All right, yeah.
00:02:45.520 Slim got us a...
00:02:46.660 I went to this restaurant with him before.
00:02:48.340 It's in the Arab part of New York, and it was good for Yemeni food.
00:02:51.800 Okay, sweet.
00:02:52.600 Yeah, hell yeah, bro.
00:02:53.640 Actually, that's exactly what I was thinking, too.
00:02:55.380 You have any fun?
00:02:56.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:56.460 Okay, bro.
00:02:57.200 Let's do it, bro.
00:02:57.820 All right, cool.
00:02:59.840 So, I don't have any money.
00:03:01.420 Oh, can I get a picture?
00:03:02.100 I don't have any cash.
00:03:03.260 All right.
00:03:03.820 All right.
00:03:04.400 Let's do it, let's do it.
00:03:05.360 All right.
00:03:07.020 Rob it up and bark, my guy.
00:03:08.360 Are you fasting?
00:03:10.400 You're not fasting?
00:03:11.940 I have a question.
00:03:13.160 Oh.
00:03:14.300 Well, you can fast anyway.
00:03:15.380 It's Lent.
00:03:19.220 Almost, yeah.
00:03:19.900 Yeah.
00:03:27.100 Shout out to that guy.
00:03:29.860 I love about New York, is there's a neighborhood that's so unique to the culture and specific
00:03:35.940 that you could be in any country right now.
00:03:38.180 Right now, if I told you I was in Saudi Arabia, you could believe it.
00:03:41.440 And the great thing is, too, in five minutes, I could be in China.
00:03:45.000 Another five minutes, I could be in the Dominican Republic.
00:03:47.260 All right here.
00:03:48.280 I'm looking to get a gift from my friend.
00:03:50.900 Okay.
00:03:51.420 Is it a gift?
00:03:52.620 Yeah, sure.
00:03:53.260 Maybe because it's the first day of Ramadan.
00:03:54.880 He's Muslim?
00:03:56.320 Yeah.
00:03:58.060 Boy or...?
00:03:59.060 He's a guy.
00:03:59.860 Boy, there's two.
00:04:01.180 I have one friend.
00:04:02.080 He's Pakistani.
00:04:02.560 One friend.
00:04:02.880 He's Yemeni.
00:04:03.740 Okay.
00:04:04.900 How much is your budget?
00:04:06.400 Don't worry about it.
00:04:07.540 Something nice.
00:04:08.160 Something nice.
00:04:08.660 Okay, no problem.
00:04:09.540 Medina has his special dates.
00:04:11.080 Okay, no problem.
00:04:12.280 I have one Medina.
00:04:13.060 This size.
00:04:13.760 From Medina?
00:04:14.220 This big.
00:04:15.040 Can I have two?
00:04:16.540 Yes, you need two?
00:04:17.500 Two.
00:04:17.820 Actually, three.
00:04:18.500 Three, three.
00:04:19.140 Where's the closest masjid?
00:04:20.640 Across the street.
00:04:21.340 Across the street?
00:04:22.000 Yeah.
00:04:22.340 Where are you from?
00:04:23.220 Egypt.
00:04:23.720 You're all from Egypt?
00:04:24.640 Egypt, yeah.
00:04:25.360 All the group from Egypt.
00:04:27.240 And Tina also becomes Egyptian.
00:04:28.920 He's a revert.
00:04:33.660 Yo.
00:04:34.640 What's up, man?
00:04:36.740 Did I meet you?
00:04:37.200 I met you before.
00:04:38.900 No.
00:04:40.000 I know you.
00:04:40.880 Nice to meet you, bro.
00:04:42.080 Brother, where's the closest masjid?
00:04:44.660 What?
00:04:45.040 Masjid.
00:04:45.740 Masjid?
00:04:46.320 Yeah.
00:04:46.640 This one.
00:04:47.060 This one.
00:04:47.700 This one.
00:04:47.760 This one.
00:04:47.920 Okay.
00:04:48.240 This one.
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00:04:56.440 This one.
00:04:57.300 This one, buddy.
00:04:58.420 everyone here has their bags ready they're about to fast it's about to be if it's our time
00:05:09.720 i'm gonna eat right here i'll have a date it's been a minute bro it's been a minute bro first
00:05:14.040 day i'm without my brother that's amazing man you feeling the ramadan the vibes i'm feeling it bro
00:05:19.580 me too right well i kind of slept a little bit today but i was having to get the coffee today
00:05:23.180 oh boy i slept through the day too i think i went to bed at like 7 a.m but i'm still i'm hungry
00:05:30.260 right now i'm ready to eat bro this is my local message i was raising this message so i learned
00:05:35.160 like islamic school and everything is there a quran study here everything everything so i was a little
00:05:39.960 kid bro i had no idea my mom volunteered here too she volunteered here to teach kids for like the
00:05:45.040 past 30 years for free bro she's been teaching like islamic studies and arabic to kids for years
00:05:49.900 so medina dates wow man first siftar of ramadan finally salute
00:06:06.880 you don't like these do you like it it's very good for you it's very healthy but medina ones are
00:06:17.060 special too they have like extra rewards they're going out they're about to eat right here what
00:06:22.120 did that kid just give us some kid just came and gave us like pepto-bismol what is this it's
00:06:27.400 pink milk you want it i don't know i don't like it you like it brought behind it yeah it's all
00:06:31.140 little cheers shots fasting gives these superpowers i'm looking forward to it is this your first
00:06:39.240 number of fasting no second one i i guess uh last year i did it was a hundred percent like
00:06:43.780 the old 30 days and medina the whole by almost the whole time oh you went to mecca three times
00:06:48.100 wow last ramadan wow that's amazing bro honestly people don't really get to go you know i've been
00:06:55.080 twice i think i'll go again at the end but i want to see what it's like to fast here in new york
00:06:58.880 you know because i was in i was in london i was in saudi i was in dubai i didn't get to be in
00:07:03.740 america for ramadan i never i never really got to spend ramadan in the middle east
00:07:07.320 they're renovating they're getting bigger
00:07:11.320 all right the one in guanis yeah medina school yeah medina school yeah oh nice that's awesome
00:07:24.340 bro balo balo is that good or no what does that mean that's perfect yeah that means good
00:07:29.720 bengali oh you speak bengali a little bit wow inspired you to what obviously i'm a i'm a born
00:07:37.240 muslim right yeah and you're just going through that turmoil just going through like the whole
00:07:41.360 motion i thought it was inspiring to just make me do better you know what i mean i appreciate that
00:07:45.480 it's kind of hard to put it out when i'm geek like that right now no make the wall for me
00:07:48.620 i'll make the wall for you no way i swear to god there's no way not first day of ramadan
00:07:56.460 oh i look right here though but like yeah we're not in bangladesh anymore
00:08:00.340 we're not in bangladesh anymore
00:08:03.340 all right slim recommended this restaurant he says it's gas so
00:08:07.600 man good to see you bro it's a lot of pleasure
00:08:12.240 okay thank you bro i appreciate that straight out of medina
00:08:16.960 is that the infamous camera huh yeah yeah okay let's go bro let's go
00:08:21.900 how long has it been hey we out here man nyc baby
00:08:24.560 i have no fear from robodon to robodon you know what i'm saying
00:08:26.800 yes sir time flies you see the last video of him on the pier
00:08:30.280 what happened it was what did he say he said something about a dog and then he
00:08:33.980 he threw oh no he his hat came off his headphones
00:08:37.320 threw him over the pier we losing weight this year
00:08:40.780 yeah you already know man that's that's why i said last year bro
00:08:43.400 but y'all this year we're gonna make it happen bro you know what i'm saying
00:08:45.280 guess what i actually got a step counter bro so uh let's see where we at right now
00:08:48.960 you know what i'm saying we got 5.6k steps bro okay
00:08:52.480 and half the towel's on the airplane bro so that's how you know i'm doing good
00:08:55.180 okay it's new york good place to get the section
00:08:57.300 unfeed the water
00:08:58.620 he said unfeed the water
00:09:00.940 i don't accept that i don't accept that
00:09:03.300 it's the thoughts that count
00:09:06.240 it's the thoughts that count
00:09:07.000 it's for you it's for you
00:09:08.040 what actually
00:09:08.860 rescue
00:09:09.940 what whoa whoa whoa whoa fish eye
00:09:13.040 hang on this is fire
00:09:14.380 dude i thought you took my present and gave it to him
00:09:16.240 bro what up
00:09:16.880 everybody
00:09:17.660 you know what's actually crazy like all of you guys have presents tomorrow but that's
00:09:22.140 going to be given uh at the at the event
00:09:23.760 i'm the first one
00:09:24.480 i thought you were trying to lose weight bro but there's a lot of sugar right there
00:09:27.980 hey bro
00:09:28.620 it's my first packet bro
00:09:30.100 i just happened to take out the camera and i just wanted
00:09:31.960 two packets
00:09:33.560 i'm about to put three just because you said that
00:09:35.920 two packets is crazy
00:09:36.820 it's a small coffee
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00:09:43.580 the sandals in new york is crazy hey bro that's how we do it baby
00:09:47.000 toes out in brooklyn
00:09:47.840 l.a meets new york bro you're not supposed to expose me like that
00:09:50.900 yeah perfect thank you brother appreciate that man
00:09:55.740 take the front warner no no go ahead go ahead no no no you sure yeah i'm sure
00:10:00.800 dude he was new to streaming