SNEAKO - Fresh & SNEAKO Roast Battle in Colombia

00:00:00.000 That's how much I feel

00:00:06.000 I live for your love, babe

00:00:08.000 How much I feel

00:00:10.000 I live for your love, babe

00:00:13.000 I live for your love, babe

00:00:18.000 That's how much, that's how much

00:00:30.000 You're gonna go too?

00:00:50.000 Yeah, maybe

00:01:00.000 What do you want to hear?

00:01:02.000 Jamal Mubarak

00:01:04.000 Some people criticize me for saying Jamal Mubarak

00:01:06.000 That's all good about that

00:01:08.000 Any questions, man?

00:01:10.000 What's your mic?

00:01:12.000 What's your mic?

00:01:14.000 What's your mic?

00:01:16.000 What's your mic?

00:01:18.000 Ah

00:01:27.000 Ah

00:01:34.000 Come on

00:01:42.000 Having robot

00:01:44.000 Yeah, how are we doing?

00:01:46.000 Good to meet you man

00:01:48.000 Brickle, the only good part.

00:01:50.000 South Beach.

00:01:52.000 South Beach?

00:01:53.000 Yeah, I've been here for five years.

00:01:55.000 I've been here for five years.

00:01:57.000 So we went to the East.

00:01:59.000 You want one?

00:02:01.000 Yeah, thank you.

00:02:07.000 Just thinking about that upstairs.

00:02:09.000 The first time I went to the Majid was with Jewel in Dubai.

00:02:11.000 And since then we've been to Majids in four different continents.

00:02:15.000 In Asia, well in the Middle East, I don't know what continent you would consider.

00:02:20.000 Dubai and Thailand, I would say separate continents.

00:02:23.000 Miami and now Columbia.

00:02:25.000 Mashallah.

00:02:26.000 Four continents.

00:02:28.000 It's amazing.

00:02:29.000 It's a nice tradition too.

00:02:30.000 It's a nice place too.

00:02:32.000 When you're moving around a lot, it's hard to feel at home, right?

00:02:34.000 You go to the master of wherever you are in the world and you're at home.

00:02:36.000 You find your brothers.

00:02:38.000 It's really lucky.

00:02:39.000 The same atmosphere all over the world.

00:02:41.000 Ivo, how was your first time?

00:02:44.000 It's very powerful.

00:02:45.000 Especially with the intention.

00:02:47.000 You worship God.

00:02:49.000 You just kept getting that intention.

00:02:52.000 It was very, very powerful.

00:02:54.000 Power there, man.

00:02:55.000 It's just pure power.

00:02:56.000 There's a reason why two million people do it.

00:03:04.000 It's my new crib.

00:03:05.000 Thank you.

00:03:06.000 Thank you.

00:03:07.000 Thank you.

00:03:08.000 See you later.

00:03:09.000 What's very funny about today is everybody is in their archetypal moment.

00:03:13.000 Archetypal.

00:03:14.000 I'm here filming with Sekev.

00:03:15.000 We're doing artsy stuff.

00:03:16.000 Walking around.

00:03:17.000 Getting edits and videos.

00:03:19.000 Fresh is doing cocaine in some mansion with the guy with the Bugatti and the Mohawk. 0.99

00:03:23.000 Mine is sleeping like a federal agent.

00:03:25.000 I walked into his room to get this bag and the AC is turned on down.

00:03:29.000 It's like a fridge in that room.

00:03:30.000 Sartorial is doing security work. 0.99

00:03:32.000 He's like meeting with the fucking president or something like that with an MP5. 0.99

00:03:36.000 Just everyone's in their zone right now doing what they do. 0.99

00:03:40.000 And Fresh is also not picking up exactly what he does.

00:03:42.000 Bro, he sent me the address to a strip club instead of this because I'm supposed to give him this purse. 0.99

00:03:47.000 This faggot Louis Vuitton purse and he sent me the address to a strip club instead of this is the most fresh Prince CEO moment of all time. 1.00

00:03:54.000 No, no. 1.00

00:03:55.000 They sent the wrong address.

00:03:57.000 You call this guy again.

00:03:58.000 Yes or no.

00:03:59.000 Okay.

00:04:00.000 Got it.

00:04:05.000 I don't even want to be here.

00:04:06.000 He wants to go to the mall right now.

00:04:08.000 Well, we're going to go meet at this mansion and then go to the mall.

00:04:11.000 Why do we need to go to the mall in Colombia?

00:04:14.000 Does he know that there's malls in America?

00:04:17.000 There's malls in Miami.

00:04:19.000 And it's not any different all over the world.

00:04:21.000 The same thing happened in Phuket.

00:04:22.000 There's Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Dior, and food to make you fat.

00:04:27.000 Romania, he did this. 0.75

00:04:29.000 Bro, every single night.

00:04:32.000 Fresh. 1.00

00:04:34.000 And I'm here to give him this fucking bag, bro. 1.00

00:04:39.000 Outside? 1.00

00:04:40.000 Where do I go?

00:04:42.000 Negative one.

00:04:46.000 Bro, you sent me the address of his trip club.

00:04:48.000 You know that, right?

00:04:50.000 That is?

00:04:51.000 Yes.

00:04:52.000 Retard. 1.00

00:04:53.000 Well, you know you look like the Goomba from Super Mario Brothers?

00:04:55.000 Yeah.

00:04:56.000 Add the Goomba from Super Mario Bros. on screen right now.

00:04:58.000 Bro, you sent me the wrong address.

00:05:01.000 What's up, Stevie?

00:05:02.000 It's my bad.

00:05:03.000 One.

00:05:04.000 Two.

00:05:05.000 One.

00:05:06.000 Late, man.

00:05:07.000 I'm late.

00:05:08.000 You late, bro.

00:05:09.000 Why am I late?

00:05:10.000 Well, you know what?

00:05:11.000 If he came earlier, I just wouldn't be late.

00:05:13.000 Because if he came earlier, you'd know that it was wrong.

00:05:15.000 Earlier.

00:05:16.000 But he came late, so that's why.

00:05:17.000 Why did I come late?

00:05:20.000 Because you came late.

00:05:21.000 That comes to me. 1.00

00:05:22.000 Give me that fucking bag. 0.99

00:05:23.000 I feel more powerful with this now because I'm thinking about fresh. 1.00

00:05:40.000 I just...

00:05:41.000 Take about this.

00:05:42.000 What's up, man?

00:05:43.000 Perfect time to do 20 push-ups. 0.57

00:05:45.000 Let's go.

00:05:46.000 Let's do 20.

00:05:47.000 Let's do 20.

00:05:48.000 Let's do 20.

00:05:49.000 Let's do 20.

00:05:50.000 Let's do 20.

00:05:51.000 Let's do 20.

00:05:52.000 Hear that?

00:05:53.000 Let's do 20.

00:05:54.000 Yeah.

00:05:55.000 Let's do 20.

00:05:56.000 Everybody.

00:05:57.000 I went to earlier.

00:05:58.000 Where were you?

00:05:59.000 Let's do 20.

00:06:00.000 You sent me the...

00:06:01.000 Two.

00:06:02.000 Three.

00:06:03.000 Go.

00:06:04.000 Look at fresh.

00:06:05.000 Walk away slowly.

00:06:06.000 Everybody, everybody.

00:06:06.840 I went to her earlier.

00:06:07.800 Where were you?

00:06:08.640 You sent me the...

00:06:10.440 Two, three, go.

00:06:11.880 Hey, that's that guy, man.

00:06:13.680 Look at Fresh walk away slowly.

00:06:15.480 Yo, J-Po, 20. 0.98

00:06:17.640 That would be a pleasure or we're gonna be doing with you, please?

00:06:19.440 If you don't come, Fresh is not gonna come.

00:06:21.440 Yo, Fresh stop walking, man.

00:06:22.560 What are you doing?

00:06:23.420 Listen, man, I went to her earlier.

00:06:25.580 Where were you?

00:06:26.420 Not here.

00:06:27.480 Why are you dressed like a camera's not...

00:06:30.320 I don't even know what I'm talking, bro.

00:06:31.320 That's like, you're gonna call the manager.

00:06:32.720 Bro, who are you, bro?

00:06:37.720 It's not cold, bro.

00:06:39.720 Come on, 220, come on.

00:06:40.720 Keep doing whatever you want, bro.

00:06:41.720 Easy.

00:06:42.720 Let's go.

00:06:43.720 Let's go.

00:06:48.720 Perfect form, Fresh.

00:06:49.720 What are you doing?

00:06:50.720 C.L.

00:06:51.720 Where?

00:06:52.720 What are we?

00:06:53.720 C.L. 1.00

00:06:54.720 What the fuck? 1.00

00:06:55.720 This guy got one leg up. 1.00

00:06:57.720 He's doing it with one leg up.

00:07:00.720 Let's go.

00:07:01.720 Let's go.

00:07:02.720 Let's go.

00:07:03.720 That's 40 now.

00:07:08.720 One hook up.

00:07:19.720 You're going to the mall?

00:07:20.720 You're going to the mall.

00:07:21.720 You're going to the mall.

00:07:22.720 We're having any contest.

00:07:23.720 Okay, you're going to win. 1.00

00:07:25.720 Shut up. 1.00

00:07:26.720 You already won. 1.00

00:07:27.720 There's no point.

00:07:28.720 I'll go to the mall.

00:07:29.720 I will.

00:07:30.720 Thank you, man.

00:07:31.720 We love the mall.

00:07:33.720 Yeah, I love the mall.

00:07:35.720 It was leg day yesterday, right before I had this party.

00:07:54.720 My legs feel like anchors now.

00:07:56.720 It's never worth it.

00:07:57.720 Squatting feels good at the moment because you're like, yeah, I'm boosting testosterone.

00:08:00.720 But I'm actually doing legs for the first time this year.

00:08:01.720 Woo.

00:08:02.720 Oy yi yi.

00:08:03.720 Some Turkish coffee.

00:08:04.720 A little chaser. 0.95

00:08:05.720 This is my alcohol now.

00:08:06.720 I take shots of espresso.

00:08:07.720 That's how they did it in Morocco, remember?

00:08:09.720 Yeah.

00:08:10.720 I was going to slam it, but it's way too high.

00:08:11.720 It looks delicious.

00:08:12.720 Still, even then, there's going to be some hardcore Muslim in the comments. 0.98

00:08:17.720 Coffee's haram.

00:08:18.720 Did you know coffee's haram?

00:08:19.720 I'm okay, bro.

00:08:20.720 I'm here.

00:08:21.720 Did you know coffee's haram?

00:08:22.720 I'm in 따라 and talking at 고chmas areas?

00:08:23.720 Yeah.

00:08:24.720 I mujeres it.

00:08:25.720 You're been lying.

00:08:26.720 We've been pretending to Schritt source.

00:08:27.740 I was going to slam it, but it's way too high.

00:08:29.280 This is delicious.

00:08:30.780 So even then, there's going to be some hardcore Muslim in the comments. 0.99

00:08:34.000 Coffee's haram.

00:08:35.040 Did you know coffee's haram?

00:08:49.180 I'm gonna go through customs, my old line of work.

00:08:52.120 You scan passports, people coming through?

00:08:54.180 Nah, like a big one.

00:08:55.620 Well, basically, you got two layers.

00:08:57.020 You got a customs report protection

00:08:58.420 that whenever people come through

00:09:00.900 they scan their passports or whatever.

00:09:02.020 But if someone gets caught with drugs or something,

00:09:04.520 or smoking in something illegal,

00:09:06.800 then that's when they call HSI,

00:09:08.040 and that's when we would come through.

00:09:09.560 And that's what you were doing when you were 24 and 25?

00:09:12.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:13.740 When I was your age, I was doing real shit. 0.99

00:09:15.040 And I'm screaming out rumble. 0.99

00:09:16.540 I'm going on Monkey tonight with Zirko.

00:09:18.680 And he's going to do cocaine in the balcony.

00:09:21.180 Yeah, I was stopping the guys from getting the cocaine for Zirko.

00:09:23.220 He was stopping Zirko for coming through, 0.95

00:09:24.980 and now Zirko's on his street.

00:09:27.020 Columbia was good.

00:09:27.820 Shooter wanted us to stay there and go jet skiing. 0.98

00:09:30.360 But Meyer can't swim because he's black, unfortunately. 1.00

00:09:33.160 He's a sink like a rock, and he's a sink like a rock, 1.00

00:09:35.560 so you know what it is.

00:09:37.040 Frustrated out back home?

00:09:38.740 Yeah, he left last night.

00:09:40.200 We're here, it's Sunday, 6.30 p.m. on July 24th.

00:09:44.940 And you got YNW Valley tonight.

00:09:47.080 You're going to be covering the case.

00:09:48.180 Yeah.

00:09:49.180 You can take Myron out of the Fed, but you can't take the Fed out of Myron.

00:09:52.020 Yeah, I'm going to talk about the mistral, 1.00

00:09:53.180 because a lot of people think the case is done,

00:09:55.260 and it's like, no, man, they're going to retry it, 90 days.

00:09:59.020 You also, you can't take the Fed out of Myron,

00:10:00.660 but you also can't take the Miami out of Myron.

00:10:02.660 We go to Columbia, and immediately he needs a podcast full of ten loud feminists 1.00

00:10:07.600 arguing, didn't want to go shooting, just wanted to stay there,

00:10:11.600 and he's done the same exact routine.

00:10:13.440 So what's that phrase, you can't teach old dogs new tricks?

00:10:16.600 That's him.

00:10:17.480 Okay, thanks.

00:10:18.680 That's his way of saying you're a hard worker.

00:10:21.480 Thanks, man, I appreciate that.

00:10:22.440 Yeah, in a way.

00:10:23.440 Yeah, and just so y'all know, I gave him the chance to stream

00:10:26.280 and use my stuff, and he didn't do it.

00:10:28.680 He called me a bad worker?

00:10:30.480 A bum, yes. 0.90

00:10:31.640 I was filming the whole time.

00:10:33.780 Yeah, you're doing your blog, what I mean, to stream.

00:10:36.060 And I kept my stuff up.

00:10:36.980 I set it back up.

00:10:38.060 I was like, hey, man, you want to use it to stream? 0.90

00:10:40.360 And it was like, I'm going to go beat off or some shit, I don't know. 0.98

00:10:45.260 That's his impression of me. 0.98

00:10:46.960 You ready to go?

00:10:47.600 Yeah.

00:10:48.800 Fresh missed all the shots.

00:10:50.900 And it was a pretty fun blog with him there.

00:10:52.640 He was getting roasted a little bit.

00:10:53.840 Finally got to clap back at Fresh.

00:10:56.180 What did you roast him for?

00:10:57.500 For missing all the shots.

00:11:00.100 Terrible aim, not being able to protect.

00:11:07.720 This guy's trying to get one of our phones right now. 1.00

00:11:11.020 And this is when you have to politely say fuck off in the quickest way. 1.00

00:11:15.260 So that they fuck off and still have their ego. 1.00

00:11:18.400 Not too offended so that they're going to be like, hey, man, 1.00

00:11:21.140 you're not really your fans.

00:11:22.400 But look over it.

00:11:23.160 Look how uncomfortable the line is. 1.00

00:11:29.180 The zipper broke, so I had to go ahead and fucking wrap that bitch up, man. 1.00

00:11:33.720 What did you bring back from Colombia? 1.00

00:11:35.420 That's all. 0.74

00:11:36.780 What the hell is this?

00:11:37.780 Those are all the tripods and the lights.

00:11:39.920 So I separate them.

00:11:40.680 I got the tripods and lights in one bag, and then I got all the actual stuff,

00:11:44.260 which is the cameras and all the actual connections.

00:11:48.400 One's in the comments section if next time Myron goes on a trip,

00:11:51.400 he should have some fun, maybe do some lifestyle content.

00:11:54.140 And look at this.

00:11:56.480 This isn't even that bad.

00:11:57.400 Wait until you see the next one.

00:11:57.980 This looks like what you arrested people for back in the day.

00:12:00.140 I think you should go have some fun once in a while when you travel.

00:12:02.480 Jewel has a good point.

00:12:04.680 But he's the type of guy who can only have fun if he's working.

00:12:06.580 So we'll be back in a week going to Brazil.

00:12:10.180 Maybe Myron will come, but he wants to go to Atlanta.

00:12:13.160 Yeah.

00:12:13.920 Yeah, yeah, we might go to Atlanta and do an interview with a special guest.

00:12:17.920 It seems like a big trip for that guest.

00:12:21.400 Tommy Sotomayor, I do want to do a podcast with him because he's racist 0.80

00:12:23.760 and I like racist people.

00:12:25.140 So I look forward to that if that does happen.

00:12:26.900 It'll be funny, man.

00:12:27.960 He's a smart guy, he's a funny guy.

00:12:29.640 He is smart.

00:12:30.640 But I'll see you guys back in Brazil.

00:12:32.500 Got some dreams coming.

00:12:33.700 Peace, bye.

00:12:34.300 This guy.

00:12:36.580 Bye.

00:12:37.640 Bye.

00:12:38.520 Bye.

00:12:39.640 Bye.

00:12:40.360 Bye.

00:12:40.620 Bye.

00:12:41.040 Bye.

00:12:42.180 Bye.

00:12:42.980 Bye.

00:12:46.480 Bye.

00:12:46.520 Bye.

00:12:52.620 Bye.

00:12:53.060 Bye.

00:13:02.760 Bye.

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SNEAKO - July 25, 2023

Fresh & SNEAKO Roast Battle in Colombia

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