SNEAKO - Gamer Girl Tells SNEAKO How to be a ＂Real Man＂

00:00:00.000 W intro. I'm feeling good, chat.

00:00:02.600 Ah! Blah!

00:00:04.580 This video is called How to Be a Real Man by Shuan Head.

00:00:08.180 It was posted seven days ago.

00:00:10.180 So, you know, get all your, um, misogyny out now.

00:00:13.800 Just do a chat because they're going to watch on YouTube.

00:00:15.560 Oh my God, Rumble's wild!

00:00:18.320 Let's watch what Shuan Head has to say about how to be a real man.

00:00:21.920 I have no idea what this video is about, for real.

00:00:23.540 I mean, besides the title.

00:00:24.240 Men, what are they? 0.59

00:00:26.180 For centuries, us women have tried to figure them out. 0.98

00:00:29.180 such strange fascinating creatures but recently men have been in a crisis sperm count is low 0.99

00:00:37.480 liberalism is high testosterone is decreasing even women know liberals makes you gay being 0.98

00:00:44.340 a liberal is gay yo jackie thanks to the one i've reached over 300k on tiktok my insta is that 0.97

00:00:48.400 all right bro soy is increasing the femboy population is skyrocketing instead of chopping 0.96

00:00:57.060 wood and hunting mammoths men are throwing on thigh-high socks and cat ears the question on

00:01:02.580 everyone's mind is how do we stop this epidemic how do we wait i gotta put the soy boy graphic on

00:01:08.260 this where is it ah perfect for this video save men wi movie transition well today we're finally

00:01:21.300 going to get answers because i looked for them in the most knowledgeable reliable and trustworthy

00:01:26.900 place on earth the internet the internet is a great place to find cringe for you guys

00:01:32.020 but it is also a dangerous and scary place so before we dive into this cringe let's dive into

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00:01:56.900 What is a man?

00:01:59.300 A man is somebody who kills the bugs, opens the jars, and dies in the wars. 1.00

00:02:04.220 That is a man.

00:02:05.460 Some people will say the correct way to be a man is to be protective and strong and blah blah blah blah.

00:02:11.060 Others, however, will say being a man is about drinking your coffee black and not playing video games.

00:02:21.620 Grown men should not be playing video games past the age of 12. 0.51

00:02:25.020 Video games are for children.

00:02:26.380 Facts, you notice how all the liberal streamers are gamers,

00:02:29.440 but you don't see right-wing red-pill streamers ever game.

00:02:32.840 And I kind of wanted to.

00:02:34.920 This is why I still might be a blue-pill bot.

00:02:38.360 Yo, big 150, the biggest dono in, like, a month.

00:02:43.280 No, I'm not 91. 0.99

00:02:44.140 These broke asses in the chat. 0.99

00:02:46.560 Sneaker, what cigars do you like? 0.99

00:02:47.620 DM on IG.

00:02:48.200 I'll send you a box.

00:02:49.340 What's your IG, brody?

00:02:50.980 Yeah, let's go, bro.

00:02:53.140 That's the biggest dono I think I ever got on Rumble.

00:02:56.380 to the guy that kicked out of amigo uh ever tell you why bro he sent me like 30 messages 0.95

00:03:02.460 that i didn't want to read them all um damn w warnock in the chat new record new rumble rant 0.83

00:03:09.700 record and i was about to talk about bro maybe nornak regrets the fact that i was about to say 0.94

00:03:17.260 i was really tempted to start gaming on stream i really wanted to play that game high on life

00:03:22.180 But you know what?

00:03:23.100 I want to be a good example.

00:03:25.160 I want to stick by my word. 0.99

00:03:28.220 Men who say they want a gamer girlfriend are gay. 0.94

00:03:31.460 If you want a girlfriend who plays video games, 1.00

00:03:33.540 just date a man. 0.98

00:03:35.760 Fellas, is it gay to want a girlfriend 1.00

00:03:37.740 who shares interests with you?

00:03:39.260 Men will spend six hours a day playing call.

00:03:41.300 Wait, is she based or is she like a La Sinabi type? 0.99

00:03:45.480 I thought she was based, but she seems like ironic now.

00:03:47.340 Call of duty instead of signing up to join the real army

00:03:50.160 and serve their country.

00:03:52.180 I would serve myself rat poison before I served this country.

00:03:55.520 If you're a man dating a woman who plays video games,

00:03:57.700 you probably get pegged by her too.

00:04:00.080 I'm sure-

00:04:00.520 Yeah, probably.

00:04:03.980 There is a correlation there with having low testosterone in gaming.

00:04:08.520 Also, thank you for the 50 Davis Alex.

00:04:09.860 Let's do a sauna in Florida.

00:04:11.140 Bro, you know this chat?

00:04:12.040 How everybody who gives money, thank you.

00:04:15.000 They always like speak to me directly.

00:04:16.780 It's not like encouraging the dialogue.

00:04:18.040 It's always like, hit me up on IG. 1.00

00:04:20.100 Come and like, let me ship you shit. 1.00

00:04:21.520 Let me go and stay at your house. 1.00

00:04:23.140 Like, bro, I'm in the middle of the stream.

00:04:24.360 And then people are like, here's my, look at my link to my store.

00:04:28.060 For some of them like that, grown-ass men that play video games, ask yourself this,

00:04:32.380 when's the last time you've been laid?

00:04:34.200 It is so cool how, like, technology has just improved so much.

00:04:38.320 Narnak, what the f- bro, let me go watch this video, bro.

00:04:41.520 Another $100.

00:04:43.360 IG Narnak91, I've donated you to a month ago with that big 200.

00:04:46.940 Okay, so you actually, okay, so you hold the record. 0.98

00:04:49.380 all right bro i'll take your cigars fuck it bro okay but no more talking one-on-one let me go 0.98

00:04:54.860 watch this video i'm interested please watch like it is really cool how we can see tweets made in 0.99

00:04:59.380 1998 men who collect things creep me out what do you need 300 pokemon cards for okay so first of

00:05:05.780 all 300 pokemon cards is not that many pokemon cards i think i have more than 300 pokemon cards

00:05:10.780 and i organize them from cutest to ugliest say well how many shoes do you think this woman owns 1.00

00:05:15.840 what's with the sudden trend of grown men playing with children's toys do these men also make space

00:05:21.660 shippy sounds when playing with them hashtag man child everybody in the swordboard collage looks

00:05:27.600 like someone who would do this and actually a lot of the people there's this one guy the papa johns

00:05:31.880 the fat dude who still makes videos about me um i called him i was making fun of his stuffed animals

00:05:36.300 back in the day uh and he's every to this day he still makes videos about me and i know he's

00:05:41.360 watching this because he watched every single one of my streams so i'm just giving him ammunition 0.95

00:05:43.820 to talk about i'm gonna pull up his channel real quick and just show you what the fuck i'm talking 0.89

00:05:46.700 about if there's these people like who just don't want to age so they become star wars fans star 0.99

00:05:51.540 wars is gay all that shit is gay like if you're like crazy if you're 40 and you're like still 1.00

00:05:55.500 craving being a kid you're fucking gay it is what it is um yeah he makes all these 1.00

00:06:01.420 this dude he has like stuffed animals in the back you know i'm saying like the 1.00

00:06:06.860 he does has the soy boy face where you go um oh i unboxed another stuffed animal and i'm bald and 0.98

00:06:18.320 50 fuck off okay nothing wrong with being bald i regret saying that i regret saying that w balding 0.93

00:06:25.380 walling all right and you can't see it because it's censored but they added lauren chen here 0.99

00:06:31.160 like is this attractive mommy is this attractive mommy sorry mommy also building models i feel

00:06:38.520 like that's a very normal male hobby to have no hobby is masculine or feminine but if we are 0.95

00:06:44.400 doing this shit i think building things is pretty masculine like is society in general not just men 0.88

00:06:51.620 building things yeah not little models bro is she just farming twitch viewers where's it where's 0.98

00:06:58.880 the twitch link look at the e-girl just trying to okay here's the patreon and then here goes all

00:07:03.660 the simps that are gonna go to this one this is the scam she's probably yeah she's just farming 1.00

00:07:10.100 a bunch of these dudes who oh yeah i like defect do you like my you like my pokemon cards i'm 80

00:07:16.700 asked this guy a valid question please provide your list of acceptable leisure activities that

00:07:23.420 meet your approval and this is what this dude said changing the oil in the car upgrading the

00:07:28.760 ram in the family computer doing the laundry reading writing making chili or soup home repair

00:07:34.680 playing soccer rugby football hockey most of these are just chores oh boy can't wait to change the

00:07:41.480 oil in the car updating ram on the family computer yeah just basically just never listen to a woman 1.00

00:07:47.240 when it comes to being a real man she has no idea what she's talking about and this is a scam

00:07:52.340 where's the twitch she looks like pokimane and she's like male wasanami god i remember having

00:07:59.500 a family computer i remember not knowing how to delete the history off the family computer

00:08:05.080 nothing more soy than grown men obsessed with a sports team that's low-key true too

00:08:10.180 if you're a dude you're like check out my new eden hazara jersey yeah and you're just wearing

00:08:16.900 another man's, another grown man's

00:08:18.860 last name on your back.

00:08:20.720 Woo-hoo! 1.00

00:08:22.460 Chelsea, they don't know you! 0.96

00:08:26.700 You have nothing to do with this team!

00:08:30.500 Nothing!

00:08:33.180 Myron has a good point. Someone in the chat

00:08:34.940 said we're here from Fresh and Fit. Myron has a good point.

00:08:37.040 Watching sports is low-key gay! 1.00

00:08:38.880 I'm sorry, the World Cup was fun. I'll watch 0.86

00:08:40.940 a game once in a while, but after I grew

00:08:43.000 up, I'm like, I used to be a Real Madrid fan.

00:08:44.640 I've never been in Madrid

00:08:46.060 I don't even speak Spanish

00:08:47.760 I don't know

00:08:48.980 Bro

00:08:49.300 I have no connection

00:08:50.620 Am I going to be like

00:08:51.340 Yeah

00:08:51.720 I'm going to dedicate

00:08:53.000 Six hours every week

00:08:54.340 To watching the League Cup

00:08:55.700 And the La Liga

00:08:56.740 And Copa Del Rey games

00:08:58.120 Get a life

00:08:59.180 Get a job

00:09:00.200 They don't know you

00:09:01.120 This is not investing anything

00:09:03.320 Into anything

00:09:04.080 You're just watching

00:09:04.720 Grown men sweat 1.00

00:09:05.720 Kicking balls 1.00

00:09:06.780 Gay boy 1.00

00:09:07.420 You got to just like 0.97

00:09:08.700 Bomboka

00:09:09.620 Okay there's

00:09:10.900 It's good for entertainment

00:09:12.480 You're hanging out

00:09:13.180 Like maybe you

00:09:13.860 Or if you're sitting courtside

00:09:16.180 Or something like that

00:09:16.760 You're networking

00:09:17.400 But if you're religiously watching

00:09:19.440 And wearing other grown men's names

00:09:21.400 On your shirt 0.99

00:09:22.120 You're gay 1.00

00:09:24.820 Someone said 1.00

00:09:25.660 Cass is fuming 0.99

00:09:26.700 Well

00:09:27.220 One of my best friends

00:09:28.660 From back in New York 0.98

00:09:29.720 He is literally gay for Neymar 0.98

00:09:32.940 The Brazilians 0.99

00:09:34.040 Are there Brazilians watching this?

00:09:35.480 There's a lot of you 1.00

00:09:36.260 Who would literally suck Neymar's dick 1.00

00:09:38.600 100% 1.00

00:09:40.420 Even though Cass fucked bitches 1.00

00:09:42.200 And stuff like that 1.00

00:09:42.800 one of my closest friends i am telling you would suck neymar's dick and even if i got him on i'm 1.00

00:09:48.120 gonna call him right now and see what he would say i'm gonna call him right now and prove make a point 1.00

00:09:54.040 to you let's see i'm gonna prove a point if he doesn't pick up i'm oh man there goes all my 0.98

00:10:07.940 friends don't don't say i would chat who the fuck is texting me who are you 0.98

00:10:16.900 who are you bro block there's people who just watch my stream and find my number and text me 1.00

00:10:25.480 all right he's not picking up he would suck neymar's dick 1.00

00:10:27.320 neymar is sexy as fuck no homo bro you you are homo don't say it's yes homo for you 1.00

00:10:34.340 it's fine be gay but just men with a favorite sports team are highly unattractive to me a man 1.00

00:10:40.120 is supposed to dominate his field conquer resources ravage his opponents and bring glory to his name 0.98

00:10:45.460 and family and here he is watching and cheering on other men doing just that a masculine cuckery

00:10:52.120 calling people men who watch dudes in tights chase a ball around a field covered in woke messaging

00:10:57.800 while our country goes up in flames might be a stretch that's good i would retweet that

00:11:03.880 the amount of woke programming the black lives matter the aqua the all the gay pride flags 0.92

00:11:09.700 everywhere you just try to watch a sports game and now you're taking a knee for queer people 0.68

00:11:15.080 and now it's a trans rally bro just throw the ball run the bases whatever you know touchdown 1.00

00:11:22.500 fuck out of here blow the whistle why are you blowing dicks i don't understand all the 0.99

00:11:27.100 indoctrination that's forced upon sports even kids now they're like yeah let's go see the game and 1.00

00:11:32.240 then they have like a 10 minute moment of silence for Caitlyn Jenner what your country is being

00:11:37.960 invaded and destroyed and you're watching sports ball sad like what do these guys do all day for

00:11:43.160 fun the only acceptable manly activity to some of these people is like making fun of 15 year olds

00:11:48.140 on TikTok who are experimenting with their gender identity bruh bruh I was mistaken I should have 1.00

00:11:55.580 it should have been given away by the the e-girl eyeliner is she is she wearing cat ears and it's 1.00

00:12:01.740 has cropped out fun of 15 year olds on tiktok who are experimenting with their gender identity

00:12:07.140 15 year olds on tiktok should not that that whole thing is completely wrong there's no

00:12:13.280 a kid should not be experimenting publicly with their gender identity go to school play in a 0.99

00:12:20.340 sandbox do the dance go to prom or whatever what the fuck why are you like here's my new gender 1.00

00:12:27.360 everybody strange men on tiktok bro why would you do that don't allow your kids to use tiktok 0.99

00:12:33.040 please it's just gonna brainwash them i feel like it's really not that deep like we've always been

00:12:38.800 a very competitive species we used to watch people fight in like coliseums we used to watch men get

00:12:44.980 ripped apart by lions in coliseums now we watch stickball or we watch two nerds debate about

00:12:51.580 politics on twitch hey now we watch stickball or we watch two nerds debate about politics on twitch

00:13:02.060 bruh i am a coin sneaker classic take w meat canyon classic sneaker w wow great joke bro

00:13:08.640 that is our modern day coliseum uk builders go woke study finds three quarters of tradesmen

00:13:15.160 discuss their feelings with colleagues while two-thirds shun their fried breakfast and nearly

00:13:19.680 half say they are history buffs. What the fuck does going woke mean anymore? Fellas, is it woke 0.92

00:13:25.000 to have friends and like history? No airbags, we die like real men. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Clearly

00:13:32.300 a joke though, don't. Went on a date with a man who got in our Uber and instantly put on a seat

00:13:38.100 belt. The date went okay and he was sweet, but I ghosted him. I could not get the image of him

00:13:42.940 wearing a seat belt out of my mind. Feminine. If you're a grown-ass man and you wear a seat belt 0.97

00:13:48.140 in the passenger seat you are likely to be a raging homosexual based and everybody got mad 1.00

00:13:53.980 about me like that when i have one of those gay debates with destiny i'm saying like bro like 0.98

00:13:57.480 it's kind of like wearing a seatbelt this time i kind of gay like oh let me just click the thing 0.93

00:14:02.020 okay please protect me bro a little car accident never hurt nobody bro and are we really gonna

00:14:07.360 act you really like always wear your seatbelt when i when i leave the gym when i left the gym

00:14:13.580 today i'm sweaty i take the passenger seat seat belt and then click it in the driver's one so the

00:14:18.820 beep beep beep stops real talk and then you know every time you say this when you're honest about

00:14:23.060 the fact that you run red lights at 3 a.m when no cops are around or you don't wear your seat

00:14:27.360 belt if there's not a beep thing noise someone in the chat's gonna go my aunt died in the car

00:14:33.040 grass and the airbag could have died too cry me a river all right okay fine all right all right

00:14:43.160 All right.

00:14:43.580 If I didn't have a seatbelt, I'd still have my left toe.

00:14:48.900 Okay.

00:14:49.760 All right.

00:14:50.520 Okay.

00:14:51.580 Boring. 0.97

00:14:53.160 Fellas, is it gay to not want to die in a car accident? 1.00

00:14:56.160 Speaking of seatbelts, I actually found out recently that when seatbelts were first invented, 0.80

00:15:00.140 there was like this whole anti-seatbelt movement of people that were just like,

00:15:03.820 I will not wear my seatbelt.

00:15:05.460 Chad, W or L? 0.94

00:15:06.300 Are seatbelts gay? 0.99

00:15:07.200 W is gay. 1.00

00:15:07.980 L is not. 0.64

00:15:11.440 And it's fine.

00:15:12.360 Like there's nothing, there's nothing wrong with being gay.

00:15:15.140 Nothing.

00:15:15.900 I'm just saying, is the act, click, oh, I'm strapped in.

00:15:20.040 If you're strapping in, someone's hugging you across the seat.

00:15:24.560 Okay, keep me safe.

00:15:26.220 Let's go, vroom, vroom, vroom. 0.99

00:15:27.940 It's fine, but just accept like W, it's gay. 1.00

00:15:31.000 L, no, no.

00:15:31.920 L, it's straight and being strapped in in a car and a Prius is very masculine.

00:15:36.920 The government can't force me to wear a seatbelt.

00:15:39.440 and when i pointed this out online like 50 of my own fans were like shoo this would have been you 0.99

00:15:43.920 and like fair enough the sun and trend of men being attracted to female asses is part of the 0.99

00:15:50.880 homosexual okay all right all right all right all right all right all right all right no no no 1.00

00:15:57.600 men and agenda men and women have asses if they can get you attracted to asses with stopping you 1.00

00:16:02.880 from being attracted to a man's ass then what else would you be attract okay all right 1.00

00:16:09.440 Does anyone- I have an ultra-religious chat. Is there any of you who agree with this take? 1.00

00:16:15.060 Type of one of you agree that being attracted to female asses is gay. 1.00

00:16:20.740 If being attracted to female asses is gay, then boom, bucker! 1.00

00:16:24.100 If a man prefers tits over ass, I just assume he is gay or at least bisexual. 1.00

00:16:30.680 Real men prefer ass over tits. Once a man has reached puberty, he should find the breasts of a woman repulsive. 1.00

00:16:37.780 They are meant to feed babies. 0.99

00:16:39.340 You are no longer a baby. 1.00

00:16:40.920 Goo goo ga ga, let me suck those titties. 1.00

00:16:44.040 Grow up. 1.00

00:16:44.740 Can't like a woman's ass. 1.00

00:16:46.100 Can't like a woman's tits. 1.00

00:16:47.500 You're gay no matter what. 1.00

00:16:48.880 All roads lead to gay. 1.00

00:16:50.340 Restaurants, soy. 1.00

00:16:52.160 Bars, soy.

00:16:53.620 Everything people do to have fun is based around soy.

00:16:57.640 Nature, Chad. 0.70

00:16:58.900 Buying big ass steaks and eating them raw in the park. 0.98

00:17:04.360 Dave, oh, Dave's out. 0.99

00:17:05.720 Say you've got another 50.

00:17:06.600 he just said one he's not promoting nothing big 50 you're going crazy you better lap narnock 1.00

00:17:11.320 you better lap narnock with your sauna your sauna looking ass bro wait pause on that i don't know 0.99

00:17:17.340 why i said that chad i would call the cops on you if i saw that yes hello there is a strange man 1.00

00:17:23.580 eating raw meat in the park around my children men don't wear dresses or drink from straws 0.99

00:17:30.620 facts facts facts facts facts paper straws are gayer than plastic straws too watching youtube

00:17:35.820 videos is a female trait. Or drink from straws. Watching YouTube videos is a female trait. 1.00

00:17:49.900 Well, I'm straight. It doesn't count. You know what I mean? Like if you're making money off it,

00:17:53.500 it doesn't... shit. Men who watch YouTube might as well be women. Well, put on the dress. Men 1.00

00:18:02.540 should dress like men. Ah, you made me laugh, woman! Fuck, why'd I laugh at her? Women aren't 1.00

00:18:06.380 funny. And women should dress like women. Culture is clearly trying to blur these lines, and 1.00

00:18:10.800 Christian should exemplify the distinctions. Ladies, wear dresses often, keep your hair long, 1.00

00:18:16.340 and stay healthy. Men, ditch the gay look, grow a beard, and get strong. Ah yes, nothing gay men 1.00

00:18:23.220 hate more than strong men with beards. Men who grow beards. Nice, nice, fuck, she made me laugh 0.99

00:18:28.600 twice i hate uh okay maybe women are fine are insecure and want to feel more masculine because 1.00

00:18:34.020 inside they don't feel masculine w or l beards or like what about what about my little pubes on my

00:18:40.160 chin should i shave it season one two and three like before this is like the post-ban look i have

00:18:46.720 the uncanceled sneaker was a clean shaven now i look more like dominican nah all right you know 1.00

00:18:54.480 what i don't care about your opinion stop looking at my face faggot the fuck get off my bro men 1.00

00:18:58.300 need to come to grips with the fact that we've all committed sexual assault on women uh then in 1.00

00:19:04.300 the comments section uh committed that's a crazy tweet

00:19:17.580 base chat no no no don't don't don't don't don't don't say this is based or else they're gonna

00:19:21.740 they're gonna they're just gonna ban rumble sexual assault on women uh then in the comments

00:19:28.060 section uh comment if you've you've never committed a sexual assault on a woman like this video if

00:19:34.260 you've never committed sexual assault on a woman subscribe to this channel if you've never committed

00:19:38.900 i would never assault you i'll subscribe to your patreon can your agency reply can i have a request

00:19:50.500 she's making a bag from this man i'm but i can't i want to check the comment section and every time

00:19:59.000 i can't because i'm bad i just there's it's all sims someone check the comment section for me

00:20:03.460 it's you see the channel just tell me how many sims and tell me what they're saying

00:20:06.800 no grown man should be drinking margaritas men drinking cocktails it's not big and it's not

00:20:13.500 clever what's a martini i like a little joint martini shake it not stay it makes ye look like

00:20:19.140 an absolute tit and birds drinking pints makes ye look yay not yee like a lorry driver 0.99

00:20:27.580 this is the most british shit i've ever heard in my life i need a translator something that 0.99

00:20:33.320 gives me the ick is men drinking hot drinks okay uh sneaker win the million party with talisman 1.00

00:20:41.460 next month love you bro and ass man here all right you're an ass man thank you for announcing that 0.99

00:20:47.060 Prone men shouldn't be getting nothing from the ice cream truck. 1.00

00:20:49.820 I still get excited when I hear the ice cream truck.

00:20:52.160 Also, I just need to know, what are y'all choosing?

00:20:55.480 I'm going with the SpongeBob one. 0.99

00:20:57.200 You don't say y'all, shut up. 0.99

00:20:58.260 Every time. 0.98

00:20:59.040 If you are a male and go to any restaurant and-

00:21:01.160 What are you getting from this?

00:21:06.160 Oh, it's fake.

00:21:09.540 The Tony Soprano bar is- 0.62

00:21:11.740 Imagine licking the Tony Soprano bar.

00:21:14.920 no what don't imagine that i'm going with the spongebob one every time if you are a male and 0.99

00:21:20.800 go to any restaurant and ask for a milkshake you are gay real men do not drink coffee especially 1.00

00:21:26.420 not iced coffee or flavored coffee that is sus if i see a gentleman drinking tea i assume 0.99

00:21:32.940 he is a homosexual to be honest i've said it before tea is gay coffee men who drink juice 0.99

00:21:39.020 suspect stop making me laugh she's not funny she didn't come up with that to be honest i've said 0.99

00:21:45.680 it before tea is gay coffee men who drink juice suspect as hell i go to starbucks solely to see 0.97

00:21:52.360 the embarrassment on the eyes of the grown man who orders a low-fat iced latte frapp frou-frou 0.97

00:21:58.380 blah blah when she read this out i literally pictured ethan decline and lasan abi in my head

00:22:04.280 Can I get a low-fat, ice-latte, frap-fru-fru, blah-blah?

00:22:08.520 Literally, dude, I'm like craving an ice-latte, frap-fru-fru, blah-blah, dude.

00:22:12.580 When he looks up and sees me taking a sip of my straight black coffee with no cream or sugar.

00:22:18.160 And then everyone on the train clapped.

00:22:20.220 Looks up at you and sees you, Dave.

00:22:23.080 This is the start of some, like, yaoi fanfiction or something.

00:22:27.020 Beta males go to hipster coffee shops for a dirty chai soy latte, 1.00

00:22:31.080 while alpha males go to Hooters and drink beer and watch hockey.

00:22:35.160 Jai, have you ever been to Hooters?

00:22:36.940 I've never been, but I wanna...

00:22:40.000 No, I don't wanna go.

00:22:41.300 The beta male left can attack me all they want.

00:22:44.380 I will never apologize for being an alpha male who eats at Hooters.

00:22:48.580 Going to Hooters is a gender-affirming experience?

00:22:52.480 What?

00:22:53.060 Do men eat raspberries? 0.87

00:22:55.840 Men?

00:22:56.500 Do you eat raspberries?

00:22:58.660 Ain't no men...

00:22:59.740 Ain't no men...

00:23:00.660 A no real man about to sit around 0.99

00:23:02.860 and eat a feminine ass food like hummus. 1.00

00:23:12.320 There's red pepper hummus all up in here. 0.99

00:23:22.120 Mmm.

00:23:24.160 I love how so much of this just like has to do

00:23:26.460 with food and drinks.

00:23:27.760 just made up arbitrary rules about what is and what is not masculine food. Like, are boneless 0.87

00:23:34.640 chicken wings masculine food? Better question, are boneless chicken wings chicken nuggets?

00:23:39.940 Leftist men are not real men. Facts. Leftist males are a bunch of beta losers. Facts. The reason why

00:23:46.280 I say males is because I would not consider a leftist male a man. Leftist males are not real

00:23:51.820 men. Simple. Name one leftist man who's a real man. Name one chap. I don't know, like, Joseph

00:23:57.220 stalin was pretty manly i like how in order to find one example of like a masculine leftist man 0.90

00:24:02.900 i have to like take out a history book and this is so dumb though like this idea that 0.91

00:24:08.740 all conservative men are like hyper masculine and like no leftist men are masculine like it 0.93

00:24:13.540 doesn't hold up obviously there are masculine leftist men name one name one liberal men name

00:24:21.620 one who who comes to mind

00:24:24.580 Stalin ain't manly he's not even like

00:24:28.880 when you talk about liberal he's not a

00:24:30.420 liberal like Stalin wouldn't have the 0.58

00:24:32.780 gay pride flag in his bio Stalin wouldn't

00:24:35.440 be a he they Joe Brogan is not a liberal 0.87

00:24:39.460 Joe Brogan's a centrist Hitler was not a

00:24:45.600 leftist Hitler was far right what are you 0.87

00:24:46.900 talking about. Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Nobody could say anything. Joe Biden's not leftist, bro.

00:24:57.060 However, men are capitalists. Feminine men are socialists. The two genders. In reality, 1.00

00:25:03.320 conservative men are the most effeminate men when you really think about it. I mean, 0.87

00:25:07.440 authoritarianism in general is kind of subby. Oh, you want the state to control you? You want to

00:25:12.780 lick the boot, bottom behavior. Leftism lowers your testosterone. Racism increases your testosterone. 0.99

00:25:20.260 Base! Wigger in the chat, man. W-chink, W-cracker, racker, wigger, wink, wispicks. 1.00

00:25:30.960 What's another racial slur? Wikes? Wikes in the chat. Racism is base.

00:25:37.080 the two political parties leftism and racism any man whose heart is melted by a woman is no man at

00:25:44.680 all fellas is it gay to fall in love eating girls that's a lot you know what they fresh and fit and 1.00

00:25:51.160 like they will tell you that falling in love is gay gook i forgot about gook wook 0.96

00:25:57.640 out is submissive you are what you eat if you as a man eat you are one here's a good argument for 1.00

00:26:06.120 why eating pussy is gay chat try right now alone in your room or wherever you're watching this 1.00

00:26:11.920 gee the chat is just right now try to look masculine eating pussy there's no way to do it 1.00

00:26:18.600 there's no way to look masculine eating pussy if i reenacted the act of eating pussy right now you 0.99

00:26:23.980 wouldn't i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it that was pretty good that 1.00

00:26:29.840 was pretty good but other than that you can't licking coochie is worse than cocaine addiction 1.00

00:26:35.500 eating pussy is so childish eating pussy is too submissive for me it feels gay literally 1.00

00:26:41.980 fellas is it gay to eat pussy real men eat ass a real man does not eat ass getting mixed messages 1.00

00:26:50.600 here face sitting cowgirl in any other position with a woman on top are fundamentally acts of 1.00

00:26:56.020 HOMOSEXUALITY

00:26:57.540 BOMBOKA 0.99

00:26:58.800 Fellas, is it homosexual to have heterosexual sex? 1.00

00:27:04.420 A penis has muscle tissue. The more you use it, the stronger and bigger it becomes. 1.00

00:27:10.060 The vagina is elastic. If you overuse it, it will lose its elasticity and become a borehole. 1.00

00:27:15.800 A penis has muscle tissue. The more you use it, the stronger and bigger it becomes. 0.98

00:27:20.980 Getting big gains at the gym.

00:27:23.120 Don't skip day, bro.

00:27:24.640 So this isn't even true.

00:27:25.580 this is the truth ladies if he's had more than three sexual partners he got a string bean a man 1.00

00:27:31.760 having the tiktok app is one thing but making tiktoks what the actual hell is base base base 0.97

00:27:37.840 base making tiktoks is gay that's why you guys do it for me cook this up you can put any of this on 0.93

00:27:43.460 tiktok and get to a bag put the affiliate link or up your account itself this is buddy tiktok money 0.89

00:27:48.280 is easy money right now you know what i actually agree with this one tiktok and i'm not just saying

00:27:53.560 that because i do not understand tiktok and i don't know how to navigate it or use it or men

00:27:57.400 with long hair are not men if i bend you over and you look like a woman from behind you are not a 0.94

00:28:03.880 man or you why would you bend him over if you bend a man over they are gay if you are depressed as a 0.91

00:28:10.700 man you have facts big facts i agree and she's gonna make fun of this failed as a man this is

00:28:22.780 why so many depressed men are choosing to become women. Great point. Think about why you never see

00:28:29.800 emo boys anymore because they're all trans women. That's the mid-white effect but all the emo like 1.00

00:28:36.440 the uh mom I hate you. I'm gonna paint my fingernails black and then become trans for 1.00

00:28:43.740 some reason all the emo the eyeliner dudes when you see my face gives you hell gives you hell 1.00

00:28:54.400 depression is gay if you live that way then you're never going to be depressed 0.99

00:29:01.540 well yeah depression is also not real we know that just like being gay is not real 0.96

00:29:06.460 trans agenda has stolen our emo boys if you are a man over 30 and you have time to maintain 1.00

00:29:12.460 more than five friendships, I mean real friendships, you are either a loser, groomer, or gay. 1.00

00:29:18.040 Fellas, is it gay to have friends? Smiling too much is beta, and women know that men who smile 1.00

00:29:24.340 frequently signal to other men that they are not a threat. Better smile less or smirk without

00:29:29.220 showing teeth, as this is more alpha. Smirk without showing teeth? What, do like the dream work smirk?

00:29:35.460 If you are above the age of 27 and not making six figures a year, you should be forced to transition 1.00

00:29:40.700 into a woman because it is over.

00:29:45.460 I'm sorry to all the anybody in their 30s watching this

00:29:49.360 if this applies to you, but you got to take it from this.

00:29:54.160 It's time to take some estrogen.

00:29:55.660 It's time to snip, snip.

00:29:57.720 It's a wrap.

00:29:59.620 It's a wrap.

00:30:01.720 Get to it, chat, for you.

00:30:03.600 The forced feminization of working class men. 0.86

00:30:07.320 Joe Biden's America. 0.99

00:30:08.700 Large p******s are seen as desirable is just another symptom of western degeneration. 0.99

00:30:15.540 Large p******s are a sign of low intelligence and savage genetics. 1.00

00:30:19.900 This is like a Nick Fuentes take right here. 0.98

00:30:22.120 Small p******s indicate high intelligence and aristocratic blood. 1.00

00:30:26.320 Actually, back in the days of the Greek gods, small penises was a measure of small penises. 1.00

00:30:32.520 Okay. 0.99

00:30:34.760 Cope.

00:30:36.240 Whatever makes you feel better, bro. 0.99

00:30:37.940 whoa equals masculine wow equals feminine racist white dudes be like here's my top 25 film 0.97

00:30:46.180 wow i love every single one of these movies big lebowski's okay every single one of these movies 0.98

00:30:53.960 is dope these are like my favorite movies here am i a racist white guy i identify as a racist 0.99

00:31:04.400 white guy jeremy says depression is for faggots true depression is faggotry these are the best 1.00

00:31:11.420 movies ever donnie darko is a little bit meme-y a little bit reddit to make bro i was just wearing 0.99

00:31:20.240 a goodfellas t-shirt uh no one cares why am i talking about this these are like very normal

00:31:24.700 good movies these are very like popular critically acclaimed movie the matrix racist white dudes

00:31:32.180 She's so close to being 0.82

00:31:34.060 Chad, should I fly her out?

00:31:36.980 Shoo on head 0.95

00:31:37.760 Let me fly you out

00:31:39.380 Come to Miami, I got a guest room

00:31:41.820 We can come and we can do a collab on stream

00:31:44.580 You get some claps for your channel

00:31:46.280 I get some claps for Rumble

00:31:47.320 We can talk about stuff like this

00:31:50.160 We can talk about liberals and have a debate

00:31:52.600 It's gonna be a good time, I'll fly you out 0.81

00:31:55.880 Liking Inglourious Bastards 0.96

00:31:58.040 The movie where they kill Nazis, that one 1.00

00:32:00.360 Also, women have no f***ing room to talk. Don't go around calling Pulp Fiction and Fight Club 1.00

00:32:04.980 red flag movies when your ass is binge-watching serial killer documentaries. 0.99

00:32:09.960 She's, she's, she's almost, she's almost there. She's almost there. 1.00

00:32:14.820 N, it is effeminate and weak to ask a woman on a date. A real man does not ask, 1.00

00:32:20.360 he takes what is rightfully his. Yeah, you don't, you take her on a date. You don't ask her on a

00:32:26.580 date you take i'll meet you outside at 9 30 or i'll be like hey twerk girl that i used to watch

00:32:32.840 in high school come here at 11 okay daddy and it works you know you don't just can you please come

00:32:38.560 here no be here at 11 o'clock i'll see you there uh no no don't do that no ancient men sent to war

00:32:48.720 on behalf of the empire at age 15 leaned jacked sunned balls modern men beg for women's appreciation 0.98

00:32:58.760 pale depressed fat ask for permission before a real man just pisses everywhere while making 1.00

00:33:05.920 eye contact jacked body calm mind sunned balls 1.00

00:33:10.820 hello key chat is sunning your i've seen that girl um that i've done the e-dates with shannon 0.99

00:33:19.480 mikayla she's based i want to have her again too she'd be sunning a coochie she'll go on the beach 1.00

00:33:24.940 and just spread those legs up like that like in missionary like just lay him over here legs over 1.00

00:33:30.860 the shoulders and then sun the coochie i bet that that shit gotta be fire bro she must have 1.00

00:33:37.480 fire coochie like you see the shit she's been do you know what i'm talking about 1.00

00:33:41.240 one so fellas the question is it gay to sun your balls and like of course seeing it is gay 1.00

00:33:50.540 but doing it is probably got like look at her she must have the sloppiest glop glop 3000 1.00

00:33:58.720 And she knows it too

00:34:04.140 And she knows she does

00:34:05.860 She's all the way in Australia 0.99

00:34:07.960 I want to fly her out here

00:34:11.000 She said she was going to come here

00:34:12.000 She wanted to work on a movie with me or something

00:34:13.820 Where's the video of her sonning her coochie? 0.69

00:34:20.960 Come on stop posting

00:34:21.720 Yeah there she goes 1.00

00:34:22.380 Bro

00:34:23.260 Especially coming from you

00:34:26.660 Now my entire life

00:34:28.940 Has led me up to this moment

00:34:30.820 Here

00:34:31.980 Now

00:34:33.260 Like what is she talking about

00:34:34.720 She's so close to not making any sense

00:34:37.740 Kind of like Vanessa Hudgens

00:34:39.060 Where they're just like what 1.00

00:34:40.680 But you know that shit slaps bro 1.00

00:34:43.100 Like 1.00

00:34:44.360 Just imagine

00:34:46.140 Imagine how wet that

00:34:48.040 In front of you

00:34:49.260 Drum roll please

00:34:52.260 what like what is she doing what is she doing what is this where's more of her content

00:35:03.160 you are watching a master at work

00:35:10.600 imagine being under that don't call me simple you are my imagine you laying back

00:35:22.260 Oh

00:35:37.920 After a long day

00:35:52.260 Get like, you know what I'm talking about?

00:35:55.880 Okay.

00:35:58.320 Strong family, confident.

00:35:59.740 The point is,

00:36:01.400 after seeing her do those videos, 0.99

00:36:03.700 I'm tempted to sun the balls. 0.99

00:36:05.340 No homo. 1.00

00:36:07.380 But imagine how good it would feel. 0.66

00:36:09.540 I like laying at the beach once in a while.

00:36:11.360 I love the way sun feels.

00:36:12.480 And then suns never hit that area. 0.99

00:36:13.980 You always gotta wear fucking bailey suits. 0.99

00:36:17.000 Can we, can you not, 1.00

00:36:18.400 can we not pretend like that shit wouldn't feel good? 0.99

00:36:21.140 You know, sun's never touched it. 0.99

00:36:25.660 Okay.

00:36:26.600 Mindset sharpened. 0.99

00:36:27.680 I feel like if you find this attractive, you are pretty much gay, 1.00

00:36:30.820 but don't want the stigma that goes along with it.

00:36:33.400 True.

00:36:34.580 The muscle waifu Psy-Up is real.

00:36:36.800 They got you thirsting for women with male bodies. 1.00

00:36:39.520 Shout out to the Gorpers. 1.00

00:36:41.140 To turn you gay. 1.00

00:36:42.380 Liking muscle mommies or strong women is gay. 1.00

00:36:45.580 Fellas, isn't gay to like hot women? 1.00

00:36:47.980 If you like pick A over pick B, you are in fact socially engineered or slightly homosexual. 0.99

00:36:55.360 Wait, what's gay about the first one? 0.99

00:36:58.160 Bull. 0.99

00:36:58.780 Okay, hot take, but both? Both are good.

00:37:02.260 Hi, progressive leftists. Hi.

00:37:04.780 If your idea of a man is sitting around in your skinny jeans,

00:37:07.860 sipping on a grande peppermint mocha made with soy topped off with whip,

00:37:11.860 then you do you. I'm going to do me,

00:37:13.660 which is a god-fearing American who loves his country and flag.

00:37:17.980 nothing wrong with that okay why is it always coffee why is it always starbucks latte i haven't

00:37:26.980 brushed my teeth in over a week i rarely brush my teeth feels gay chat there's a good point here 1.00

00:37:33.920 and if i reenact brushing my teeth right now that shit will be clipped up for eternity 0.98

00:37:38.800 and if you don't believe me right now brush your teeth right now simulate brushing your teeth what 0.98

00:37:44.600 does that look like what does that look like do i need to demonstrate imagine it just do it just

00:37:51.340 do it alone i'm not gonna do it you do it alone like you know what i'm just no no no no no no no 0.98

00:37:58.400 no sorry sorry ladies if you want to find out if your man is gay check the back of his toilet seat 1.00

00:38:06.300 if that shit ain't dirty he is bisexual at least if you if you if you don't have a little bit of 1.00

00:38:11.840 P-crusts at the back of your toilet, you're gay. 1.00

00:38:13.940 Wipe your ass with baby wipes and you're not a girl. 1.00

00:38:16.680 You are a boi- 1.00

00:38:17.160 What? 1.00

00:38:22.980 Sterling bisexual. 1.00

00:38:24.360 Please, for the love of God, clean your ass. 1.00

00:38:27.100 It is not manly to have a shitty, poopy asshole. 1.00

00:38:31.000 Kevin Samuels woke up a lot of you guys about that. 1.00

00:38:34.500 I'd be baby wiping, chat. 0.99

00:38:36.440 I don't know about you, but you want that shit to not stink. 0.99

00:38:39.480 Cause if she, if she gives you some head, a lot of the girls like to be looking like 1.00

00:38:42.320 in that area, the gooch stuff.

00:38:44.080 Like, and even if they don't, it stinks.

00:38:47.200 She go pull your pants down and get like yesterday's food. 1.00

00:38:50.640 You know, you get what I'm. 0.98

00:38:55.500 Why are you calling me gay?

00:38:56.560 What did I do? 0.99

00:38:58.520 Hygiene is gay. 1.00

00:38:59.520 Well, shut up, chat. 1.00

00:39:01.660 Wash yo ass. 1.00

00:39:02.880 Red flags list just dropped. 1.00

00:39:04.460 Let's discuss.

00:39:05.800 Sagittarius or Aquarius. 0.99

00:39:06.980 astrology is just racism for white women astrology is just gay astrology imangaji 0.95

00:39:14.740 tweeted this today he said no millionaires believe in astrology billionaires do think about that 0.98

00:39:22.940 no all millionaires if you're smart enough to become a millionaire and if you got to that point 0.94

00:39:28.640 to see reality for what it is you don't believe in that garbage if you're a billionaire you're 0.93

00:39:32.360 like yes i want everybody to believe in astrology so they can stay retarded while i keep on 0.97

00:39:37.540 collecting money thinks kanye is a genius well that what that one aged well loves a bitcoin 0.99

00:39:46.500 no she's fucking retarded slash crypto okay bitcoin i actually agree with this i had a 0.98

00:39:54.120 nightmare like two years ago that i met this boy and he was really nice and then he started showing 0.99

00:39:59.140 me like his little nft monkeys on his phone i literally had a nightmare it's from new jersey 0.99

00:40:06.140 okay i agree with that too new jersey is new york's dump okay so you know that she got fucked 1.00

00:40:11.260 by some shout out to all the guidos in new jersey who fucked this bitch and didn't text her back 1.00

00:40:14.680 has abs not a big fan of abs but i don't see how that's a red flag only has one pillow i mean it's 1.00

00:40:22.960 not a big okay this bitch is gay you don't like abs deal if he has one pillow it is a big deal 1.00

00:40:27.180 if he has a yellow pillow ladies what gives you the ick when he's born in june a man born anywhere 1.00

00:40:34.520 from february 19th to march 20th does not sit right with me women on twitter are literally 1.00

00:40:40.420 just retarded and i'm glad i could be on rubble and say this these women are fucking retarded 1.00

00:40:45.200 ladies what gives you the ick when he's born in june it's giving june and look at her profile 1.00

00:40:52.680 picture you see that let me move the chat you see her hair hat do you see that that 0.99

00:40:56.600 fucking terrible wig just retards just saying nothing taking up bandwidth and look at this 1.00

00:41:04.220 retard at the bottom a man born anyway from february 19th to march 20th does not sit right 1.00

00:41:09.060 with me okay who can't who retards 0.99

00:41:17.140 me. Why as a man are you born in June? There's something about men being born between March and

00:41:24.380 August that makes me sick, man. There's something very unmasculine about men who aren't born in

00:41:29.440 October through December. When a man tells me his birthday is in July, I look at him sideways like,

00:41:34.460 are you a girl? Fellas, is it gay to be born? It really is racism for women. A man has no time 1.00

00:41:42.060 for happiness happiness is for women and children i feel like according to these people like the

00:41:49.480 rules of being a man are just like be miserable drink and eat only red meat and tar go to work 0.58

00:41:55.460 do nothing fun ever never wash okay she can shut up now 1.00

00:41:59.240 That's it.

00:42:04.680 Is this your job?

SNEAKO - December 23, 2022

Gamer Girl Tells SNEAKO How to be a ＂Real Man＂

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