SNEAKO - February 08, 2023


Gen-Z Just Keeps Getting Worse...


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

126.519806

Word Count

940

Sentence Count

178

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What shape is the Pentagon? Fleckus talks. Gen Z can't answer basic questions.
00:00:05.500 This is the result of all this media making you depressed, change your gender, fat as shit, and satanic.
00:00:14.080 What shape is the Pentagon? Like in Washington, D.C.
00:00:18.580 A hexagon.
00:00:20.960 Allah Akbar!
00:00:21.700 At least say something that isn't similar, like circle, square.
00:00:32.840 Yes. What ocean is touching the east coast of the USA?
00:00:37.540 East of the USA? Pacific?
00:00:46.980 Nah, man. I didn't really study hard in humanities class.
00:00:51.260 I didn't study hard in geometry.
00:00:53.980 Yeah. Do you know what shape the Pentagon is?
00:00:56.760 A hoctagon?
00:00:58.140 In D.C.
00:00:59.160 Like, I don't know.
00:01:00.640 You're close.
00:01:01.440 Like, I know what I'm about to say. Like a hoctagon or something like that shit?
00:01:04.020 Yeah.
00:01:04.260 A hoctagon. A hoctagon.
00:01:08.000 How many points does a hoctagon have?
00:01:10.020 What country is Hawaii in?
00:01:14.060 What? I don't know.
00:01:17.400 But she knows every single Kardashian, I guarantee you.
00:01:19.360 Country. Give me your best guess.
00:01:21.260 No wrong answers.
00:01:23.720 Bro, I dead don't know.
00:01:26.920 I don't know. I can't even guess one.
00:01:28.520 No, no. Guess a country.
00:01:29.760 Guess a country.
00:01:30.060 What country?
00:01:31.560 That it's in.
00:01:34.160 How did you need to specify the question further than that?
00:01:37.880 I can't even guess.
00:01:41.540 I really don't know.
00:01:43.720 What country does the bike race, the Tour de France happen in?
00:01:47.800 You know, the bike one?
00:01:50.460 Venice? Italy? Somewhere.
00:01:53.440 The country of Venice.
00:01:54.840 We're there.
00:01:55.380 Tour de France.
00:01:56.560 It's in France?
00:01:57.760 It's called the Tour de France.
00:01:58.960 Oh.
00:01:59.880 I'm asking where does it take place.
00:02:01.540 Like the country or the exact place?
00:02:03.420 No, you can give me a country.
00:02:04.540 Can I just say like in Rome, period?
00:02:06.940 The country of Rome.
00:02:09.080 Delete.
00:02:09.580 Yeah.
00:02:09.880 If somebody gives you $1 every single day for an entire year,
00:02:12.780 then how much money do you have at the end?
00:02:15.400 Okay, but...
00:02:16.300 Around how much?
00:02:17.800 I wonder if for an entire year...
00:02:20.620 I guess like...
00:02:22.620 $1,000?
00:02:23.700 $1,000?
00:02:33.440 $1,000?
00:02:35.820 $1,000?
00:02:40.100 $1,000?
00:02:52.580 $1,000?
00:02:53.040 Yes.
00:02:54.180 Yes.
00:02:54.780 If something's $100 and it's 15% off,
00:02:57.360 how much do you pay for it?
00:02:58.580 Shit.
00:02:59.080 Shit.
00:02:59.620 Like $95, $90?
00:03:00.640 I don't know.
00:03:01.360 Give me a final guess.
00:03:02.660 Fuck it.
00:03:03.120 $95.
00:03:04.020 Yeah.
00:03:04.280 If something's $100 and it's 15% off,
00:03:07.080 how much do you pay?
00:03:10.600 You said 100% off?
00:03:12.440 $15.
00:03:12.840 $100 and 15% off.
00:03:15.420 There's a whole video.
00:03:16.500 Oh, do you do it?
00:03:18.780 She's so stupid.
00:03:20.600 It's 50% off.
00:03:21.780 $15.
00:03:23.520 He said 50.
00:03:24.080 Boom, fuck up.
00:03:24.560 15.
00:03:24.980 I'm sorry, I don't know.
00:03:25.940 I don't know this.
00:03:26.620 My mom.
00:03:26.840 Yes, yes.
00:03:27.420 $60.
00:03:28.600 $60.
00:03:29.740 Yes.
00:03:30.300 What's 25 times 3?
00:03:34.160 Shit, 85.
00:03:35.800 Yes.
00:03:36.520 Do you know what continents we're on right now?
00:03:38.040 Oh, that's sad.
00:03:43.380 It's sad.
00:03:44.520 It's really sad.
00:03:45.300 You're laughing, but it's really sad that you spend five hours a day scrolling on TikTok
00:03:50.720 and you have no idea what continent we're on.
00:03:52.900 Hi, guys.
00:03:53.660 I'm gonna get a look out of here.
00:03:54.720 And every single time I get vindicated by the li-li-li.
00:03:59.000 Li-li-li-li.
00:04:01.220 Li-li-li's don't know where we are.
00:04:04.020 Don't know what country Hawaii's in.
00:04:05.900 and don't even know what continent it is.
00:04:09.340 I need to have citations and books in the future.
00:04:13.640 Sneeko, the Lelele effect.
00:04:16.480 The Lelele delusion, not knowing what continent it is.
00:04:22.980 Coles, thank you for the 25.
00:04:24.800 Go my discord, you're on talk.
00:04:26.140 No, I don't.
00:04:26.980 What year did the USA gain its independence?
00:04:31.820 I don't know.
00:04:32.800 Around what?
00:04:33.240 I'm not proudly from America.
00:04:34.280 Guess, give me a...
00:04:36.060 1829, I would not answer that.
00:04:37.780 Yes, how many branches of government we have?
00:04:40.960 Eight.
00:04:43.960 Yes, nice.
00:04:44.760 Can you name one of them?
00:04:45.660 No.
00:04:46.900 Nah.
00:04:47.260 Can't name a branch?
00:04:48.320 Nope.
00:04:49.100 Guess, what do you think of branches?
00:04:51.120 I don't know.
00:04:53.540 Like what you mean?
00:04:55.080 Like a branch of government.
00:04:57.640 Protection, like I don't know, protect the president.
00:05:00.140 Yes, good.
00:05:01.040 The branch of president.
00:05:02.440 Fought in the Revolutionary War.
00:05:04.280 Two against him.
00:05:07.840 Uh.
00:05:09.180 Oh, come on, man.
00:05:10.320 I hate when he does this to black people because they don't.
00:05:14.900 Oh, no.
00:05:15.480 The Revolutionary War, not the Civil War.
00:05:16.860 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:05:17.780 Ha!
00:05:18.140 Ah, shit.
00:05:19.080 Don't clip that.
00:05:19.820 No, no, no.
00:05:20.120 I corrected it.
00:05:20.620 I corrected it.
00:05:21.380 I corrected it.
00:05:21.980 I corrected it.
00:05:22.540 He used to say Civil War.
00:05:23.520 He said Revolutionary War.
00:05:24.560 He said Revolutionary War.
00:05:25.620 Okay.
00:05:26.620 England, England, America.
00:05:28.840 Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
00:05:30.580 Ten push-ups.
00:05:31.500 Ten push-ups.
00:05:33.260 Ten push-ups.
00:05:34.380 Ten push-ups.
00:05:35.260 I corrected it, though.
00:05:36.320 I corrected it, though.
00:05:37.020 I corrected it, though.
00:05:37.860 I corrected it, though.
00:05:38.820 I corrected it, though.
00:05:39.540 I corrected it though. I corrected it though. I corrected it though.
00:05:43.360 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:05:52.620 I was trying to make a point about slavery, about how the Civil War is about slavery.
00:06:00.540 Okay.
00:06:02.880 All right.
00:06:04.800 Yeah, I don't know that one.
00:06:06.480 Give me your best guess.
00:06:07.960 Who do you think, Paul?
00:06:09.540 America.
00:06:10.540 Against?
00:06:11.700 I think in the Revolutionary War.
00:06:14.220 Yeah.
00:06:14.780 America versus America.
00:06:16.560 Blues, that sounds like a book written by Sneeko, the Lele Lee effect.
00:06:19.800 Should I write a book chat?
00:06:21.360 WRL, Myron's writing a book right now too.
00:06:24.260 I have so much that I want to say.
00:06:27.280 Of everything that I've learned in like the eight months of streaming.
00:06:31.340 It was different people from America against each other.
00:06:34.620 Yeah, very good.
00:06:35.800 What's 10% of 10?
00:06:37.080 Around one, like if you had to guess.
00:06:41.280 One.
00:06:42.100 Around one.
00:06:42.800 Around one and two.
00:06:44.100 Give me a final, I guess.
00:06:45.040 Two.
00:06:46.740 Yes.
00:06:47.200 Can you name three countries in North America?
00:06:52.020 U.S.
00:06:52.980 Nice, nice.
00:06:54.400 Good.
00:06:54.760 China.
00:06:55.320 Yeah.
00:06:55.900 Two, one more.
00:07:00.480 One more.
00:07:02.720 Europe?
00:07:03.200 My God.
00:07:09.820 Yes.
00:07:11.700 No.
00:07:12.280 Is it Europe?
00:07:12.740 Yes, three.
00:07:14.480 Nice.
00:07:17.400 The worst is done.
00:07:23.720 That's it.
00:07:24.200 Is it your job?
00:07:24.780 Thank you.