SNEAKO - February 14, 2023He Tried To Rizz Up Rumble Wifey...
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In this episode we have a special guest on the pod, a high school friend of mine, and we talk about a variety of topics. We talk about the Nfl, football, and a lot of other stuff.
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let's go let's go to botmigo we had fun of botmigo last time yeah no fucking way no is this real
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no dead ass like no put it do thumbs up if it's real
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is this real bro what the wait are you streaming right now wait no is this recording
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no like actually bro no like for real oh hey hey hey shout me out bro hey i play football
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bonita vista high school bro check me out bro what position do you play
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i'm a middle linebacker okay uh what did you what do you think about the nfl you think do you watch
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sports yes bro what of course of course they rigged that shit bro they rigged the nfl are you streaming
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right now no i'm just on omegle for fun just for yeah bro this is crazy bro what the
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yeah what's an intrusive thought that you have when you're playing football
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like wait wait wait you say that again what's an intrusive thought that you have when you're
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you thought of something my friend was saying something um i don't even know bro i just be
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i just be cracking people like honestly bro like i'm good as at football you don't think at all
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i just be thinking about hitting people bro it's a good way to like take your anger out how do you
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shit just like locking in bro all right boring
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hey i like your hair thank you what's an intrusive thought that you have
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i don't know how you use big words i'm dyslexic
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intrusive that's three syllables what the is that word mean like you know what an intruder
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is someone who invades your house yes okay you can have an intrusive thought thoughts that you don't
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want to enter your mind but they enter anyway and you're like what the and then you push it out
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oh um probably going into like deep thought about uh when my family member is dying
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how do you get over it how do i get over it yeah i just feel like oh
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shit if i think about that it might come to reality so let me just shut the fuck up
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do you believe in like stepping under ladders or like stepping on cracks or not splitting
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poles when you walk on the sidewalk no i do that on purpose why because i think maybe it will happen
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so you want it to happen yeah has it does it work no so why do you keep doing it
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because it doesn't work and then it makes everybody think it's gonna work so you bring
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the power back to yourself no nothing happens but you don't live in fear so you're bringing the power
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back to you no why live in fear all your life there's so much beauty out there and so much adventure
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and things to go see why live in fear yeah like what what like what what type of adventures talk to me
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like uh traveling seeing mountains oceans different riverfalls everything new animals
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what's your you only know like 20 of the ocean not even like i think it's only five can you swim yeah
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what's your favorite breed of white people favorite breed of white people i don't know i'm not good at
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that that like i don't see different people what are you what are you good at me yeah
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if i can bring it there there's one old one that i did neat okay
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oh my god bitch yo why your man's laying on the bed like that type
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bro you ain't no sheets on the room yo bro yo bro what the
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can you go do your laundry do you guys like you sleep that you live like this
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they're washing right now bro you're lying they're not
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okay the washer literally finished i could go down and get it right now prove it
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prove it bro it's all the way downstairs so run we're gonna skip you heard her she said run
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that's the most amount of exercise he did all day no really but look at this room the ceiling fan they
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got the oh he but he was like whole one of them could have stayed yeah why did they both go
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they ran like slaves when you told them to go they didn't budge at all when i went
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these are the costco sheets too that's not a bed sheet that's a blanket
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she cute though the sheets are on the bed it's just a blanket so the sheets aren't being washed right now
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it's because i spilled like i spilled like rice on the bed so i had to clean the bed
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why you don't eat rice the in bed in bed yeah because i got out of school so i was like
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i'm hungry but i want to lay down so so the rice got on the bed and instead of cleaning the sheet
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you roll it up and then continue to lay on the bed yeah i put it in the washer and then i was like
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you put the blanket in the wash of the sheet no it fell on the blanket so i put the blanket in the
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washer but why is the sheet off because the sheets just come off when you don't have the blanket on
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what i don't even know because what like anymore why are you judging him like you just weren't
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that was you you were like like that bro all right yo all right yo oh god
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did i run into you on a meal before you did you did what are you talking about like yo i
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saw you on sneaker stream and i was like how do i find that what do we talk about yeah you talked
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about my body count what did i say was it good or bad i said two and then yeah that's about it
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and you asked my age i said 18 you said it's a little low and i was like yeah i know
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but you know get it up how you doing yeah i'm still working on it you know are you still a two
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i just forgot to carry the two and then minus five and then find the circumference of a square
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but i hate when that happens i know it's all right all right man but i love you keep up the grind
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hopefully one day i'll get up there probably not but you know what do you mean probably not why
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why are you setting a frame that it's not gonna happen you know i don't know man i just do that
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maybe it's because i saw this movie last night called revolutionary road and it was a story of
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this couple and they like the idea of moving to paris rather than actually going to paris too much
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a lot of people like the idea of improving their life more than actually doing it because the hard
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work is the hardest part sometimes the idea is enough to keep people going i could do the hard
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work it's just like i don't know what i want to do to be honest with you what do you want the hardest
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at huh what do you work hard at um i just feel like work in general like whatever i'm working on
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once i like know how to do it and i'm taught how to do it i'll just do it like i'll work my hardest
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maybe if you had a team you would succeed yeah i feel like yeah i work better on the team than i do
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like individually do you have people around you that are on the same mission um not really they
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kind of just around i'm like the only one i don't know that's that's the secret bro that's why you're
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that's why you don't believe in if you find the people that are going to do it and then
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all that yeah yeah you're right what do you you'll be playing what did you do today
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said i had school work two classes and then came home did some homework did my laundry
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helped or cooked dinner that's about it oh you're in college yeah what do you what are you majoring
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in business i know it's like the most general no but still it's silly i think you can you can
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bro you got it bro you i don't need you don't need me to tell you all right just find the right
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people good luck love you love you too stay back stay all right stay black stay black
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wait sneaker hey w jesus man i like your cross bro no way hey man bro yeah what's happening
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no way bro bro last time on your omegos stream i got you but i but i skipped you
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wait when i typed in schizo and i was talking to the chat yeah i skipped you wait so right now are you on
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tiktok looking for me or are you just yeah yeah i'm watching your stream right now on rumble oh my god
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no way are you filipino yeah hey what's poppin man teach me something bro i have no idea what what
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to say right now uh so wait you were looking for me on stream what did you want to talk about i like
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your little jesus cross uh thank you i just want to say uh thank you for uh uh teaching me the truth
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and everything and also i want to have a question on uh networking like um i can't find like like
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minded people you got to find them online bro uh i would it's going to tell that to the last person
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and obviously this is an easy plug right for me right now people ask the question to plug the
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creativity kit but you don't have to find it in the creativity kit i just think that that's a great
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place to find like-minded people especially i've seen people moving together from there but i think
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you just need to find those people online and there's different ways to do that through networking
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on instagram twitter stuff like that but if you want to find people who are on the same path the
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creativity kit is a pretty concentrated place but of course you don't need to do that you don't need
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to go there but look on the internet because it's easier to sift through all those people
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oh okay thank you so where are you gonna go i'm just gonna continue watching your stream
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and not improve your life i mean i already worked out i already went outside it's like
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it's really nothing else i could do well there is more you could do just you just ask that
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question how do i find more people like i mean what state do you live in uh california north or south
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uh bay area there's a lot of there's a lot of people in that area that that you could find that
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are like-minded i think it's necessary to find even then you don't need to be in the same area as them
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you could just go talk to them on a regular basis um i think servers i think online communities are the
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best best way to do it bro yeah yeah you're right what did you do outside today uh i just went walking
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in the park like trying to get some sunlight i always see people talk about that yeah nice
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yo you just gonna take that disrespect man i'm nervous right now talking to you bro
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yo okay uh when's the last time you rizzed up a girl
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dude not gonna lie never oh okay i'm gonna i wanna there we go there we go talk to talk to one
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boy for real quick let's see what you got but i don't even know what to say that we'll have to try
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try it it'll be better than that before you did it i mean i like i'm not here i'm not here i'm
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i'm going i'm going bro like bro now i'm gonna get embarrassed on sneeko's stream no way
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no one can see your face anyway it doesn't matter oh my god
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bro i don't want to say anything hey what's up who told you about the sunlight that sunlight's good
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uh luke belmar you know luke belmar yeah uh-huh yeah i just be watching him and tate like all the time
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nice because i'd be on uh i i uh went to online school because my school was not good like i was
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just sitting there bored like wasting my time so i wanted to try to find to do something with my life
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so i was like i was gonna do it oh my god i was gonna go on online school and like try to figure out
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something to do i was gonna like start a business but like you gotta like pay to start the drop shipping
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store and my parents didn't want me to do it or i was gonna join like the real world but but my
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parents wouldn't let me so it's like uh i don't i don't really know how old are you your parents
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wouldn't let you i'm 16. oh okay they wouldn't let you yeah like i asked them to buy it or yeah for
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me to buy it and then they're like no it's like but i always see people make a bunch of money on it
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yeah so it's like i wanted i wanted to join so you don't have a job no you could get a job and yeah
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no no i was i was looking into a job but it's like i need a car to drive to go get a job
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that yeah that's tough yeah you're you're doing way better than the guy in the video that we watched
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now that guy in the video that was terrible that was so crazy
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bro i'm just looking at the chat bro roasting me oh my god
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they're are they roasting well they're always roasting me too so it's okay i mean
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i just i just need to like go just like talk to more people it's just hard because like the stuff
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i like other people don't like it so it's like like what like um i just be playing chess
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a lot and i'm watching like videos but it's like uh people wait what does your school have like a
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chess club yeah yeah i was i sent them an email but they didn't respond to me well i don't know go up to
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the chess lord i don't know okay was this good chat yeah i did i did horrible i kept studying okay let's
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okay how could you improve uh maybe when i go out just talk to random people
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and join more social clubs i guess okay i told him to join chess club chess club because he said he
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likes chess he said he struggles to find things that um yeah whatever what's poppin you cute as
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what's up vape no what's a vape never heard of that actually um this is actually it's just a
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powerful usb it's for my pc it's got all my games and shit on it and my music plug it in real hot
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hey yo girl pretty as well yo don't talk to her all right it's plugged in there's a working play a song
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jake says w stream i still got an hour will jim open to the intrusive thought question
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does that urge a person in people's accents when you see them count you know what i mean like please
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come again yeah i see what you're saying oh my god why are you moaning oh my god is she single
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what do you think ah i hope she's single ew bro you're too horned up on omegle right no okay i was
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kidding i was kidding i was just kidding i was just joking is she your girlfriend though yeah yeah
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i'm talking with like that beater you know what i'm saying yeah but different colors
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you're what yeah black beater he's black white beater yeah we are reversing oh wait damn yo
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stop making her laugh bro i'm low-key i'm stealing it bro i'm not gonna lie bro i'm gonna skip you
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no no uh okay okay uh try what's your pickup line i'm not gonna listen okay just take the headphones
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on take them off i'm not listening you're literally listening you gotta do this all right
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all right all right you ready yeah can i play you a song yeah all right oh i broke this though damn all
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all right i got it oh shit no wait wait wait wait just wait just wait
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a dead ass making her laugh though yeah you're kind of working though bro
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damn i actually fucked it up though chat i'm getting ptsd right now
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the recording ptsd i know exactly what you're talking about
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how's your day been so far man why are you talking to me now you're doing well
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no man i'm done like my this is the only thing i got going for me bro has it worked before
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yeah when it was intact now it's just in shambles it's in shambles now
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yeah how was that out of 10 be honest too not the girl of course not the guy
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oh um i'll give it like a an eight out of ten maybe like yeah eight
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are you kidding i swear to god that's marianna a little bit works every single time i'm telling
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you man invest in a recorder invest in a recorder okay listen let me keep yours from elementary school
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wait are you did you just bust no man i'm getting comfy now because now we on a one-on-one
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date i'm getting comfy now okay what else you got where are you gonna go after this i got my water here
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uh strong work cico you must drive it thanks bro what where are you gonna go from here all right
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shit fuck okay okay okay i got this all right all right well i'm nervous now you you can hear it
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though like i can't spit if you can hear it
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fuck all right all right what's your favorite color what's your favorite color um yellow okay wait
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what do you say that what do you say that i made this
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i made that wl well it's missing the e but in the stem but i made it
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that was so thoughtful oh no you look you're losing it bro whoa
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shit oh it's gonna start favorite color you're losing it bro you're losing it bro
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yeah wait wait wait wait okay wait wait wait just wait just wait just wait okay wait okay
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damn all right all right fuck i really thought the recorder would work like it kind of did though
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you know what i mean yeah yeah you lost it bro the recorder always sounds like that yo what's up yo
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yo is this real it's what real are you real yes i'm real
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is that your missus she's a trans so mr yeah oh then she's hot
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what would you date a trans person if they had a penis no if they cut it off no what if they got
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the surgery and everything oh i think that's transphobic w transphobia
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yeah just call right back them oh all right cool bro base
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i'm gonna put it on the street i'm gonna spit it off no i think i got a bunch of
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fucking dope how'd your weed smoke and some killers at the dope okay
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wait are you twitch streaming hold on let me show you're twitching this
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scamming single mothers off of facebook marketplace
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dopey you how'd you do it yeah i put up i put a fucking xbox 360s and
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shit i'd be like give me a hundred bucks i ain't got no fucking xbox bro nice man
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fuck that shit look at i got a controller that's about it
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who says i'm gonna get caught it's a hypothetical
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um let me think so i could like a lot of rappers nowadays that's what they come from from the
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back end like they start by scamming and then they like start wrapping it but i ain't got no flow or
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nothing so i don't know come on i know you got something can you wrap one bar for me
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no no no no sniko are you beating your meat right now no i swear to god dude wait can i take a
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picture please nobody's gonna believe me nobody's gonna believe me you look like you were beating
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your meat though i'm a huge fan i watch you every single day i swear to god dude on rumble
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holy fuck you watch a second on every single day rumble yeah every single day dude i'm with sniko
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right now david kobe jonathan i'm with sniko what the what's hanging yo i'm gonna take off the bluetooth
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i can't even hear him we can't hear you anymore now
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take a picture can't hear you bro you just fumbled it why did you turn off the bluetooth i can't hear
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you i dead ass can't hear you we can't hear you
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nah fumble what's are some intrusive thoughts that you have kill who
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everyone everyone why i don't know i have another person inside me who i don't know how do you
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stifle it weed are you high right now yeah why are you so angry i'm not she's not angry you relate to her
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say to me sneeko yo what are some intrusive thoughts that you have
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yo that guy's racist as fuck come on why do you say that wait
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who would do it you nod all the side all the excited why did you just say a long look but
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i was praying to god because you want to hit your g-spot
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come on brother i don't think tate would approve of that one
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i don't think they would approve of your bernie sign lib
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shut up bitch hey you shut up g-spot you're fucking touching your g-spot
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yo why are you looking like that bro you're creeping me out bro
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chat this is the creepiest thing i've ever looked at
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how are you not creeped out by this i'm now i'm very creeped out by this
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um ad ad what are some intrusive thoughts you have
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i don't fucking know thoughts that intrude your mind thoughts that you don't want to enter your
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mind what they do and you're like ah i need to push them out oh um once i was holding a baby
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what about your friend on the phone what are some intrusive thoughts that she has
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oh my god it's nico why do you got a chunky thing behind you man
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that was the most how you doing oh my god it's nico i've experienced
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what what are some intrusive thoughts that you have
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there oh how would you just did that yeah true how would you kill her
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uh there's a sword right there i'd probably i don't know like smother her in her sleep
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aren't you famous no i'm not why okay to your sister what are how would you kill your sister
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so that's why you got to do it when she's asleep yeah also i don't want to fight back because like
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she's younger than me she's younger and you're gonna let her win yes because either either my mom
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will beat my ass if i hit her back or yeah that's it
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i saw the biggest dick on here bro nice man
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what the hell yeah what are some intrusive thoughts that you have holy show i'm too high
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for this um what what are some intrusive thoughts that you have jump out a window why i don't know
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because why not would you survive it i don't know maybe well from what floor first floor second
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floor first floor you're not gonna die so why do you think about that
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the 30th floor bro oh when was the last time you thought about that
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i thought about what the 30th floor jumping out oh like a couple days ago i was at a doctor's
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appointment that shit was like hella high what was the was it boring is that why i don't know
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think about why though think about why that crossed your mind at the doctor's office
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i don't remember come on think think think you got this this is your time this is your time to shine
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don't forget bro what did you say i said that your childhood remember remember yeah bro
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what what are you thinking about what is your thoughts that you have siblings are dating siblings
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siblings what are some intrusive thoughts that you have uh killing myself every day oh shoot i didn't
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mean to say that oh shoot i didn't yo is this real you're my son on that
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what the f**king yeah it's nico is this real is it wait put your thumbs up if it's real
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chats like average sneaker viewer bro you're a f**king average sneaker viewer you're in the chat
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single pushing 30 i'm 24. does that count as pushing 30. no f**king
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nah yeah you're a trapper for real no f**king way i just met sneaker
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yeah take a picture take a picture fast no f**king way
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can i take a bone for you no don't smoke weed okay i'm done
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