SNEAKO - Heckler Cries at Stand-Up Comedian for RACISM!

00:00:00.000 do you see this one heckler calls me racist there's more wokies i want to watch this is 0.97

00:00:04.000 similar category heckler calls me racist uh this this this happens i used to stand up in new york

00:00:11.600 city for about six months uh doing a lot of open mics this is one of the hardest situations to

00:00:18.800 handle it's tough i had a guy charged the stage one time i don't remember what i was talking i

00:00:24.600 think i was just roasting austin texas and then some guy comes up like hey you don't talk about

00:00:30.500 it and it was just in a bar and like 90 of the people weren't even listening just five people 0.91

00:00:35.600 in front some drunk guy wanted to stop it said some shit i'm like hey what's up man 0.90

00:00:40.600 it's hard to handle this is way better than the last show i just did i was gonna search it up 0.80

00:00:50.000 because i actually i posted it on my second channel but everything's banned so it's not

00:00:53.340 So if someone could find it, I'll link it to my Discord.

00:00:56.040 Link in the description. 1.00

00:00:57.020 We're all pieces of shit. 1.00

00:01:00.760 That's how it was. 1.00

00:01:02.520 Sometimes you don't get a good crowd.

00:01:04.400 Sometimes you get a good crowd.

00:01:08.140 They're not great, but it's good.

00:01:12.120 Like, this crowd feels great, but it's going to get good to me.

00:01:16.980 I feel like I'm one bad joke away from this feeling like a public pool.

00:01:27.140 That's not one's first choice to swim, but it's a pool.

00:01:32.400 I'm going to be the band-aid you swim away from.

00:01:34.620 This is going to be a fun night.

00:01:37.360 Look at this room tonight.

00:01:38.520 Look how we're all together in this room getting a new COVID variant.

00:01:46.980 Don't you feel closer together knowing?

00:01:50.700 Because comedy brings people together.

00:01:52.640 That's why I think politicians should be forced to do stand-up.

00:01:56.500 If any politician did stand-up in history, they could have avoided controversy. 0.99

00:02:00.760 I voted for Joe Biden, but that shit didn't feel great. 0.99

00:02:07.260 Felt like I was giving Grandpa the keys to the Oldsmobile 1.00

00:02:10.280 and telling him to drive to California.

00:02:14.000 that was the best of a bad situation

00:02:18.200 why does stand-up

00:02:20.160 seem so cringe when we're on a live stream

00:02:21.920 I don't know why I love stand-up

00:02:24.240 I love going to stand-up shows everyone in here is like 0.98

00:02:25.900 this is sucks

00:02:26.640 I'm a fan but watching it on stream 0.98

00:02:32.600 it's just like this is

00:02:33.500 I give credit

00:02:36.560 where credit is due I'm probably the most pro

00:02:38.420 anti-trump comic out there

00:02:40.360 that month 1.00

00:02:41.760 shut the fuck up 1.00

00:02:43.780 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:02:45.660 As a white guy trying to talk to black people 1.00

00:02:48.060 I'm not 0.74

00:02:48.840 As a white guy trying to talk to black people 0.53

00:02:52.120 Is this even

00:02:54.280 This guy looks mixed 1.00

00:02:56.000 No you're not

00:02:59.840 Yes I wasn't

00:03:00.900 No you were

00:03:02.080 You were trying to

00:03:04.040 You were trying to 0.99

00:03:06.200 Fucking go home 0.98

00:03:08.320 Imagine going to that 1.00

00:03:10.680 To a comedy club in a basement

00:03:13.380 and paying $40, ordering a two-drink minimum to sit there.

00:03:17.560 No.

00:03:18.520 Yeah, as a black woman, I didn't like it.

00:03:21.740 For what?

00:03:22.740 What are you upset about?

00:03:23.800 It's not me. 1.00

00:03:25.240 No, and shut up. 1.00

00:03:26.800 Any black person that would try to laugh at his fucking jokes, no. 1.00

00:03:29.980 Stop having fun, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:03:33.320 Uh-oh, uh-oh, cringe. 1.00

00:03:34.660 Yeah, stop having fun.

00:03:36.540 Can we get her an Adderalline water or something? 1.00

00:03:39.340 Wow.

00:03:40.360 Are you serious?

00:03:41.640 Yeah, no, that's what happens. 0.98

00:03:43.380 Black, no, you're white, trying to, like, talk about, no, and you- 0.98

00:03:49.240 My probation officer is here now. 1.00

00:03:53.800 I don't know who the fuck you're mad at, but it's not me. 1.00

00:03:57.760 No, a white person trying to make fun of black people. 1.00

00:04:00.480 See, now you're crying, and I was just trying to make you laugh. 0.99

00:04:03.160 No, don't do that.

00:04:04.280 Okay, I'm sorry.

00:04:08.160 Now I'm gonna make fun.

00:04:09.260 I was trying to be empathetic.

00:04:10.380 It wasn't funny.

00:04:11.480 It was not.

00:04:12.160 No.

00:04:13.380 I don't care. You trying to, like, laugh at that shit. 1.00

00:04:15.780 How dare I at a comedy club? 1.00

00:04:18.340 You're trying to laugh in a comedy club.

00:04:21.120 This is another reason why I left New York City.

00:04:23.360 I'm just, I'm so sick of these people.

00:04:25.860 I'm so sick of these people.

00:04:27.160 She came here for a TED Talk.

00:04:30.820 Everybody knows you go to the basement for political opinion. 0.99

00:04:36.200 I don't even know what he's saying, but it's just, shit sounds tense. 0.96

00:04:39.720 The funniest thing you could have said here, 0.97

00:04:41.820 and this is going to get me in trouble,

00:04:43.380 the funniest thing as a black person as a white person talking to a black the funniest thing he 0.98

00:04:48.200 could have said is nigger that would have been the funniest and then he would go to jail and 1.00

00:04:58.020 then his youtube channel gets deleted we're on rumble blah blah blah blah blah blah deep funny 0.99

00:05:02.860 objectively and any anybody who's actually knows that like as a as a white man nigger 1.00

00:05:09.720 done i would laugh would you laugh at that the other jokes oh my probation officer if he just 0.95

00:05:18.540 went well nigger okay okay don't you're gonna clip it up you're gonna clip it up what are you 1.00

00:05:24.220 gonna take all right all right all right am i wrong am i wrong black people in the chat you 0.99

00:05:33.460 know it's true one more time one more time one more time 0.93

00:05:37.360 everybody knows you go to the basement for political opinion 0.97

00:05:45.080 i don't even know what he's saying but it's just shit sounds tense 1.00

00:05:50.860 you a bitch 1.00

00:05:52.680 fuck no no no that's wrong that's wrong clipped all right 1.00

00:06:00.160 why do you think i'm doing this you can get tiktok accounts deleted for that my tiktok's 1.00

00:06:07.020 already gone the stoic the stoic negro okay for the documentary for the white soy boy who's making 0.99

00:06:12.820 a documentary about me right now look at the stoic negro where'd you go 0.99

00:06:18.800 i'm black and i'd laugh okay 0.99

00:06:23.600 vindicated

00:06:26.380 i'm white but i feel black it's my truth 1.00

00:06:35.900 for a living you think i was a football player i'm a bitch god damn it 1.00

00:06:39.340 there's nothing you can say to me i haven't said six inches from the mirror 1.00

00:06:45.940 you're the first name going in my suicide note tonight

00:06:49.700 and another thing i don't like about stand-up in new york city is that it's like low-key kind

00:06:56.740 of therapy for a lot of people it's he's like i'm depressed i'm suicidal i'm gonna kill myself 0.59

00:07:03.160 like, ugh. Sheesh.

00:07:07.540 Have a good night, Kamala Harris.

00:07:11.800 Now's the time I need you on my side.

00:07:13.820 No, no, that was

00:07:15.460 the most racist joke ever.

00:07:17.800 No.

00:07:21.000 Right there, right there, right there. Oh, was it?

00:07:23.800 Nigger. Fuck! 1.00

00:07:25.380 Don't clip it. Don't clip it. It's just, 1.00

00:07:27.060 it's just, it's just that.

00:07:30.820 No.

00:07:31.300 Okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done

00:07:33.300 No, that was the most racist joke ever

00:07:37.700 No, I got like four more in the chamber

00:07:40.900 No, Kamala Harris

00:07:46.280 Wait, don't drop the

00:07:48.300 No, Kamala Harris

00:07:50.340 Are you serious

00:07:52.040 Nah, I got worse

00:07:54.580 I got way worse

00:07:55.640 Scarf, man, that was $3 at Dollar Tree, man

00:07:58.260 yeah go pick up the gun she left under the chair

00:08:06.060 pick up the fried chicken okay okay okay okay okay okay okay all right all right chat say what's

00:08:14.700 up to youtube say what's up to the documentary okay the soy boy who's gonna go clip this up

00:08:18.900 all right all right all right just say hi just say hi this is making the cut we know this is

00:08:24.280 making the cup don't chat it wasn't funny don't snigger no sniggering allowed

00:08:28.980 okay don't snigger don't even 0.95

00:08:37.300 i'm so horny for no reason right now 1.00

00:08:45.540 don't bully me i'll come bitch 1.00

00:08:54.280 okay wait hold on focus focus focus focus focus 1.00

00:09:00.300 oh whoa you see these fucking pussies this is a comedy club in a basement 1.00

00:09:05.400 you should be able to say it like anything whoa he called her bitch 1.00

00:09:09.840 oh oh bitch fuck off 1.00

00:09:13.780 do my my last joke 1.00

00:09:18.500 can i ask you a question what part was i being racist at

00:09:26.180 i didn't even get to my jim crow jokes yet

00:09:31.000 i got blackface over here in the trunk i was ready 0.99

00:09:35.240 okay now he's bringing it back i'm fucking with this why the fuck are you recording put your 1.00

00:09:43.220 goddamn phone down and sit geez look this is this is new york's just going everyone's like 1.00

00:09:50.680 do you do you feel the woke in the you can feel it you can feel the blm in here why the fuck you 1.00

00:09:57.320 recording put your goddamn let's do it why the fuck grown adults for fun in here to just like 1.00

00:10:08.720 clap yes i'm okay like fuck off man they treat everything like it's a speech you're recording 1.00

00:10:16.000 put your goddamn phone down and sit nope nope nope okay shamir shamir shamir you're done okay 1.00

00:10:22.620 look for the documentary look at this guy this guy's saying nook figures and i'm banning him 0.99

00:10:27.100 for the live stream you'll be back tomorrow at 8 p.m you had enough of the day

00:10:32.240 can i ask you a question no idea was i being racist no idea it was what it was cupcake

00:10:39.500 cupcake what what the dog that's what she was upset about it took her 15 minutes to be that mad 1.00

00:10:44.960 it was i don't i feel like we're processing it at the same time i don't know this motherfucker 0.99

00:10:51.700 will be my attorney this whole show i feel like i've seen you in los santos customs and 0.97

00:10:56.780 grand theft auto dog it's like listen we'll get this paint job but first i don't know what she's 0.98

00:11:01.440 mad about it's not you thank you put your goddamn phone down you know i can still see you right 0.99

00:11:07.500 just put it down look at me put your phone down look at me put it down 0.99

00:11:13.740 you can raise it up in three minutes when i'm not paying attention but i'm still gonna get

00:11:19.640 through this last joke she wasn't gonna like that last joke either i'll be honest

00:11:25.080 he brought it back he brought it back like i know some of the jokes look but

00:11:31.080 to come back from a crying woman no you're racist to this bro chat chat chat chat chat

00:11:38.080 no you gotta go you gotta go i can't i can't do that 0.98

00:11:44.280 you can't do that he brought it back well i just don't like my dad is black and my mom

00:11:53.160 is white and i came out a dominican lesbian you know like he didn't look how long he took to pull

00:11:58.860 that card his dad's black and he just finally said that i didn't even do any of my black and 0.99

00:12:04.680 white material and she just looked at me and went this motherfucker needs to pay reparations 1.00

00:12:11.120 for his joe biden joke 0.99

00:12:14.360 In conclusion

00:12:17.960 Everybody tonight is gonna get

00:12:23.580 If you look under your seats, you get a

00:12:25.240 Free 5mg of Xanax

00:12:27.160 Did I say anything racist, Brian?

00:12:35.820 Nah, you're kidding, man

00:12:36.780 Brian is my one Asian friend

00:12:39.880 Yo, thank you, Jimmy, for the 50

00:12:41.920 Appreciate you, happy to see you bouncing back

00:12:44.340 and doing your thing,

00:12:45.540 Nico, stay safe out there

00:12:46.580 and best of luck.

00:12:47.180 Also, if you haven't seen

00:12:48.060 Bill Burr's joke about women saying,

00:12:49.800 no, you should watch it, lol.

00:12:52.160 Am I going to be vindicated by that?

00:12:53.380 No, my chat,

00:12:54.160 I've seen it before,

00:12:55.000 I know exactly what you're talking about.

00:12:56.000 My chat hates stand-up,

00:12:57.080 so we can't.

00:13:01.780 That's not racist.

00:13:04.900 It would be racist

00:13:05.840 if I had no Asian friends.

00:13:08.960 What are you doing

00:13:09.760 to stop Asian hate?

00:13:14.340 all right someone in the chat said uh why do americans care so much about race it's not a

00:13:26.100 thing in south america it's because we got less problems and they've used it to make us all make 0.97

00:13:30.860 no sense and cry we're miserable about other shit it's just meant to keep us divided talking about 0.97

00:13:36.180 nothing really the truest form of an anti-racist society is a society where everybody says chink 0.99

00:13:45.220 everybody says cracker everybody says kike everybody says nigger we openly say everything 1.00

00:13:52.440 ah you fucking chink hey shut up nigger hey well fuck off kike we all get together what's the 1.00

00:13:59.700 italian one wop that one doesn't even work cardi b ruined it if we could all get together and 1.00

00:14:05.960 say racial slurs and then go out and and then kill a mexican together that's a society that i want to 1.00

00:14:15.980 be a part of equality but instead a divided society is is like america in south america 0.98

00:14:26.460 saying it's not a problem it never happens they want us to they want us to be divided they want

00:14:32.420 us to be separate they want us to be arguing about nothing you know when race never even

00:14:35.820 becomes an issue is rich people i noticed that in romania being with fresh and fit and justin

00:14:42.400 waller and andrew and tristan all these different races justin waller's like a cowboy type southern

00:14:48.520 dude who played football and fresh and fit uh it's like black and white and mix and me and

00:14:56.180 fresh calls me a chink all the time says like i eat dogs

00:14:59.540 everybody gets along when you could just let go of that and it doesn't even become a factor

00:15:06.840 once you start making money you don't look at somebody like well you just make money together

00:15:10.960 this is getting clipped right shout out to the youtube documentary hey what's up all of you

00:15:18.180 you look the same you know that clip this part in of the documentary and then he went on rumble

00:15:24.060 and his rhetoric got problematic his downward spiral could not be contained even after being

00:15:33.080 banned in his chat all they did all they did was keep it going

00:15:39.060 that should have been and if i'm really people in the chat are saying i'm a free speech advocate

00:15:45.820 my first feedback was kind of cringe it did really well after i got unbanned it was like uh testing

00:15:51.820 testing is this thing on i was basically like referencing the a tweet of him getting unbanned

00:15:56.080 if i was really about free speech and if i was really about it my first tweet back all caps and

00:16:04.560 you know what not even gonna lie a little bit of a sim sold out a little bit i'm like testing

00:16:10.960 even now i really i don't want to lose twitter i value the platform i'm limited to ban on twitch

00:16:16.420 youtube i want to keep twitter so i'm playing it safe if i was really about it first tweet back 0.97

00:16:21.320 all caps nigger faggot that should have been my first week back if i'm really about it but i don't 1.00

00:16:28.000 want the smoke i don't want the smoke i gotta keep the platforms i can get imagine if i did that 0.99

00:16:32.700 finally got it back somebody paid iman paid like 20k to get it back i didn't even pay him back 0.99

00:16:38.020 and then i get banned nigger faggot is it really worth it kind of it's a statement it's like i 1.00

00:16:45.220 I love Hitler. 0.99

00:16:48.120 There's a lot of things that I love.

00:16:51.380 That's what that would have been. 0.99

00:16:52.700 That would have been a fucking statement for free speech. 0.99

00:17:03.540 But I sold out. 0.99

00:17:05.100 Testing, testing.

00:17:05.940 Is this thing on?

00:17:07.320 Engagement did well.

00:17:11.060 I should have.

00:17:12.020 Should I tweet it right now? 0.99

00:17:15.220 chat one one if i should tweet nigger faggot all caps right now two if i should just 1.00

00:17:20.240 be a simp and then like tweet about fake news and culture war whatever bullshit 1.00

00:17:25.640 three i tweet i love hitler right now 0.95

00:17:31.660 yo nick is a funny guy nick fuentes is a funny dude uh he won't get mad at me for saying this

00:17:38.700 when that whole ketchup incident happened you know thank you for the 50 nissan

00:17:42.480 W Sneeko 0.62

00:17:43.600 Dope to see you doing good

00:17:45.020 Hope to meet

00:17:45.540 Work with you

00:17:46.000 The Tates and other leaders

00:17:46.900 Of this max exodus from the matrix

00:17:48.180 I'll see you soon man

00:17:49.600 Everyone

00:17:50.960 Look at my

00:17:51.940 Look at my chat

00:17:52.700 Egging me on right now

00:17:53.920 Trying to get me to lose Twitter

00:17:55.100 Three you're saying

00:17:56.500 I should read

00:17:56.820 I love Hitler 1.00

00:17:57.340 What was I about to say

00:18:00.700 Oh after the ketchup incident

00:18:02.060 We were in LA

00:18:02.700 Degenerate LA

00:18:03.520 And then

00:18:04.960 Nick had ketchup

00:18:06.080 Thrown on him

00:18:06.840 And these people were like 1.00

00:18:08.700 Fuck you Nick Fuentes 1.00

00:18:10.020 Fuck you 1.00

00:18:10.960 Grown ass people 1.00

00:18:12.160 this married couple and they're going by we leave the restaurant because like bro people 1.00

00:18:16.520 recording tmz it was all this heck it was getting hectic um and we're walking out and the car's 0.99

00:18:21.960 going by and they're like fuck you and nick goes we love hitler yeah we love hitler 0.98

00:18:30.480 this guy in that moment i'm like bro i'm not as wild i'm not as wild my first sweep back 0.99

00:18:37.440 And that was actually both

00:18:38.860 Shout out to

00:18:39.460 Milo's cancelled

00:18:41.200 It doesn't even matter

00:18:42.160 Shout out to Milo

00:18:43.080 Milo said like

00:18:44.280 If you were really about it

00:18:45.360 You would have tweeted that

00:18:46.060 He's like 1.00

00:18:46.340 This was a fucking gay ass tweet 1.00

00:18:48.200 Testing, testing 1.00

00:18:49.240 Is this thing on?

00:18:50.160 Would you like a 90's white girl? 1.00

00:18:51.780 You're right

00:18:52.320 That was like a Disney Channel tweet

00:18:54.060 My first tweet back

00:18:54.900 First tweet back should have been

00:18:57.260 We love Hitler 1.00

00:18:58.300 Yeah, we love Hitler 1.00

00:19:05.280 I'm like this dude

00:19:06.620 all right all right all right all right i don't care anymore 0.98

00:19:20.540 someone in the chat said we bring in middle school back bitches because that's when it was 1.00

00:19:30.120 the funniest i said i miss my my middle school friends that's the the type of relationship we 0.98

00:19:36.100 would have like that we would all make jokes about each other make slave jokes make holocaust jokes 0.51

00:19:40.940 they would say that i'm smoking opium and uh getting blown up building the railroads call me

00:19:46.620 a zipper head and then we make slave jokes and holocaust jokes all my two best friends in 0.60

00:19:53.120 childhood uh i would tim tompkins and and kyle galzenis so i still remember those conversations

00:20:00.400 a lot i really think like joking around with them formulated my opinions now a jew and a black guy

00:20:05.080 and i was i was pretty much asian back then i know they call me light skin or whatever mix i

00:20:10.160 look more mixed now but back then i was a chink full on i had glasses i had braces i was just a 0.91

00:20:15.680 chink and then the it was the three of us the jew a nigger and a chink and we would just roast each 1.00

00:20:21.180 other relentlessly like talk about slavery and say your relatives are burning in auschwitz and then 0.99

00:20:27.540 when they learned about all the asian slurs calling me it was just it was bad it was bad 0.99

00:20:34.260 it hurt it stung painful humor but that was what's really funny you hear the shit we just 0.98

00:20:40.140 watched that that stand-up in new york and some of it was funny but you see like you're like wait 0.99

00:20:45.820 till i have my jim crow jokes to go oh oh whoa whoa uh-oh uh-oh fucking plussies bro 0.99

00:20:58.700 fucking puts yeah chinko in the chat i deserve it for saying nigger so much to stream chinko in 1.00

00:21:05.060 the chat do it do it i need i need that get back wing long wing long i remember the first time i 1.00

00:21:13.020 got triggered some white kid came up to me like oh you're asian chinese japanese dirty knees look 0.97

00:21:18.100 at these and i got triggered but that's some funny shit ha ha shiny it's funny someone's 0.99

00:21:25.200 gonna screenshot that and that's gonna be a fucking thumbnail it is what i don't give a fuck 1.00

00:21:29.640 bro i'm tired of all this whoa whoa whoa fuck you fuck you this is what the phone has ruined it 1.00

00:21:39.420 because everything is going to be clipped up on social media this being able to cancel somebody 1.00

00:21:44.780 for some out of context five second shit even though in context if you set the scene that's 0.99

00:21:51.640 why you guys all laughed some wokeys who threw ketchup at nick and then drive away saying fuck 0.99

00:21:57.360 you him going yeah well we love hitler is funny because you understand it but imagine if somebody 0.99

00:22:04.280 just goes to this you see nick fuentes already getting called racist someone goes like this

00:22:08.640 and take out all the context of the ketchup of them going up and flipping them off to his face

00:22:17.520 and then you get d-bent thank you brayden gave five dollars to call me a racial slur

00:22:25.080 that's what we need that's the least racist people are people who say that that's the least racist

00:22:31.220 people

00:22:31.900 five dollars to call me a racial slur thank you now what are you so i could call you

00:22:43.100 what's your name

00:22:43.820 Brayden 0.99

00:22:44.320 go shoot up a school 0.97

00:22:45.940 that's love 0.98

00:22:53.100 right 1.00

00:22:53.880 you fucking 1.00

00:22:54.500 cracker school shooter 1.00

00:22:55.900 Kyle Rittenhouse 0.99

00:22:58.160 looking ass 0.94

00:22:58.800 Brayden 1.00

00:22:59.900 your mom is

00:23:01.520 wine drunk right now

00:23:02.680 on the living room couch

00:23:03.840 in a suburb

00:23:04.940 Brayden

00:23:05.580 Niggo 1.00

00:23:12.220 All right, all right, all right, all right, okay

00:23:17.100 School shooter Brayden in the chat right now

00:23:21.220 Bring back bullying, I miss it man

00:23:23.300 I miss those conversations

00:23:24.680 That's it

00:23:30.360 Is this your job?

SNEAKO - December 15, 2022

Heckler Cries at Stand-Up Comedian for RACISM!

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