SNEAKO - July 01, 2023


I hate the mall.


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

201.05061

Word Count

421

Sentence Count

58

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

I hate the mall. I hate them all. I went to the mall today and I hate it. I hope he likes the present I'm giving him for his birthday. I don't know why some people like the mall and some people don't.


Transcript

00:00:00.160 Welcome back guys. I hate them all. I absolutely despise them all. I got all this stuff, got the presents, got some clothes because my cameraman can't dress.
00:00:07.260 It's a formal event, got the button down. But just every single time you pay, like, you want the receipt? Okay, here's your copy.
00:00:14.220 I'll sign this one. Okay, you want to sign up to the email and just, you want three bags for one? No, I don't want three bags for one thing.
00:00:22.680 I don't want the receipt. I want my item. Go away forever. Thank you for the transaction. It always takes so long.
00:00:28.180 You want to tap? Tap? You a member? Just give me the transaction. Done.
00:00:34.600 I got out of the Red Pill Rage thing. I'm not, like, stoic, gay and all that stuff.
00:00:38.900 Like, I care about frame, right? Homosexual stoicism.
00:00:43.380 I'm sweating. Like, I'm so mad right now about nothing. Just standing in line.
00:00:47.620 There's too many bags. I hate them all. Why do you like it?
00:00:50.660 Fresh loves the mall. I don't know what it is.
00:00:53.160 When we went to Bucharest, he just went to the mall every day.
00:00:56.580 And when we were leaving, he's like, I love Bucharest. You didn't even see it.
00:00:59.240 You have no idea what Bucharest is like. You know what the mall is like.
00:01:02.480 And guess what? The mall is the same all over the world. It's internationally the same.
00:01:07.840 He just went to the mall and got ice cream in Bucharest.
00:01:09.800 Didn't see any Romanians. Didn't see any of the old town. Didn't see any of the culture.
00:01:13.340 He ate McDonald's and ice cream.
00:01:16.860 But some people love the mall. They just walk around.
00:01:18.680 I'm going to go to the mall. And do what?
00:01:20.720 Look at the same stores at Gucci, the other ones, the other pedophile brands, and just walk around.
00:01:27.380 Right? And they're pumping cinnamon bun fumes into the room so that you just pay for pretzels.
00:01:33.960 I hate them all. I hate them all.
00:01:36.560 I hope he likes the present. It's good.
00:01:39.460 For a very meaningful friend of mine. And I hope he enjoys this.
00:01:42.240 I hope he sees this and realizes what I just went through.
00:01:44.380 I'm perspirating on my nose.
00:01:45.860 I just hate them all.
00:01:49.720 So, you know, I thought about this.
00:01:53.120 I kind of like the mall.
00:01:54.300 And I kind of like Romania.
00:01:57.740 So, here's the thing about Romania.
00:02:01.040 And they might not know you.
00:02:03.000 So, introduce yourself to the mall.
00:02:05.160 Okay, sorry.