SNEAKO - August 03, 2022


i miss the old SNEAKO...


Episode Stats

Length

18 minutes

Words per Minute

183.24971

Word Count

3,336

Sentence Count

404

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I miss the old Kanye, the shape on the go Kanye.
00:00:04.160 Hey, what's up, bro?
00:00:05.780 Nice to meet you.
00:00:06.400 I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye.
00:00:08.940 You're a famous YouTuber.
00:00:10.820 Uh, are you?
00:00:12.380 No.
00:00:13.020 I was banned two years ago on YouTube.
00:00:14.480 You were banned two years ago?
00:00:15.940 Can I get a picture of you and my daughter?
00:00:17.780 She's like, she's like, she's to watch you all the time.
00:00:20.980 Okay, let me take a picture.
00:00:22.340 Come, come.
00:00:23.960 Mom, you're embarrassing me.
00:00:25.840 People have been dropping bangers on Twitter.
00:00:27.620 Hey, I'm not gonna catch, he's been dropping good figs.
00:00:31.240 I'm not even catching.
00:00:32.760 Sneeko, my boy, I'm so proud of you.
00:00:35.600 I never died of you for a second.
00:00:37.140 Sneeko we have today, even if he's returning to some of his roots,
00:00:40.800 his more positive, creative, artistic, less divisive roots.
00:00:44.680 Really, this is a brand new Sneeko.
00:00:46.360 I swear to you, bro.
00:00:48.160 I'm watching Shepelight.
00:00:50.640 Bro, this is a good-ass video, bro.
00:00:52.320 That's quality, bro.
00:00:53.160 Like, the vision, like, yo, nigga's brain is different, bro.
00:00:56.340 Cue that up.
00:00:58.020 Well, I'm back.
00:01:00.660 I missed the old Sneeko, too.
00:01:02.020 It was about time.
00:01:02.900 The reason I stopped making videos was because I believed that to create something impactful,
00:01:08.380 I needed to be a struggling, broke artist.
00:01:11.700 People saying they missed the old Sneeko kind of became a meme on TikTok.
00:01:15.400 But the truth was, my last year on YouTube, before I started streaming and before I got banned,
00:01:20.160 I had completely fallen off.
00:01:22.040 I was producing maybe one video a month.
00:01:24.420 It wasn't getting any views.
00:01:25.840 It wasn't from a place of truth.
00:01:28.040 To be perfectly honest, I hit writer's block.
00:01:30.360 I don't even know if that's real, but I had no idea what I wanted to make anymore.
00:01:34.640 Some people might remember the era.
00:01:36.300 I was collabing with AMP almost once a month, flying down from New York to Atlanta,
00:01:41.720 and my entire mentality about the content game changed.
00:01:44.920 I was seeing people from New York City make around 10 times the amount of money I was making,
00:01:49.660 and I decided I'm not going to let that slide anymore.
00:01:53.100 I think I'm so special and better than everyone else because I think I'm smarter.
00:01:56.540 My opinion has to be the correct one, and I'm 100% sure of it.
00:01:59.440 Just picture how narcissistic that is.
00:02:01.260 Right now it's in full swing, but in five years, I hope it'll be gone.
00:02:03.700 This side of me is my alter ego, and he's named Sneeko.
00:02:05.880 You don't even know what that means.
00:02:07.560 Wake up.
00:02:08.660 They laugh at us.
00:02:09.780 Ha ha.
00:02:10.940 They can't stop me.
00:02:12.160 You sound a misogynist.
00:02:13.140 Anti-Semitic.
00:02:14.000 You need to talk about me for content.
00:02:16.380 I feed your family.
00:02:31.960 It's Brick outside, and I have a big day today.
00:02:35.100 Early day in the gym.
00:02:36.680 Very excited to start off strong like this.
00:02:39.400 The last two days were fully locked in in the office.
00:02:42.120 Now I can go around the city, but it's going to be a jam-packed day.
00:02:46.280 I'm feeling like an animal.
00:02:47.700 I don't know if you can see in the lens, but it's snowing.
00:02:50.040 Winter has begun.
00:02:52.020 Let's have a good day.
00:02:52.880 Cheers.
00:02:53.160 It was the first snow of the year.
00:03:05.160 That lasted about 10 seconds.
00:03:07.220 Also, if you take a picture, can you take one and then leave me alone for the rest of my day?
00:03:11.560 I'm like, do we need to take 17?
00:03:13.620 Developed a system where I'm like, all right, good.
00:03:16.760 So that I can continue walking, or else I'll just stand there like, until I do something.
00:03:23.740 They'll just continue.
00:03:25.140 Hey, Merry Christmas.
00:03:26.260 You too, dog.
00:03:27.440 Yo.
00:03:27.560 Sneak on to the floor.
00:03:28.920 Yo.
00:03:29.400 Sneak on to the floor.
00:03:30.840 What's going on?
00:03:31.380 I was recording just now.
00:03:32.540 Sneak on to the floor.
00:03:33.420 What's happening?
00:03:34.140 You all out right now?
00:03:35.000 No, I'm just recording, making a video.
00:03:36.820 I'm going to be on a video?
00:03:37.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:38.320 What you got to say?
00:03:39.520 I'm looking for all the duties.
00:03:41.200 Right, Sneak on?
00:03:42.520 No, man.
00:03:43.080 It's holiday season.
00:03:44.120 I'm trying to get cuffed up, man.
00:03:45.140 I'm trying to get cuffed up.
00:03:48.360 Bro, my hands are full right now.
00:03:49.520 You got me holding the camera like, I'm not kidding.
00:03:51.380 Yeah, let's take it.
00:03:52.140 You got it?
00:03:52.740 Yeah, no.
00:03:53.200 Take one more.
00:03:53.600 I'm going to show his ass.
00:03:59.640 You can see this, right?
00:04:00.860 Yeah.
00:04:01.160 You can suck my dick.
00:04:02.220 Okay.
00:04:02.840 Bro, that's fine.
00:04:03.460 That's fine.
00:04:03.780 I got it.
00:04:04.000 What do you say about that?
00:04:05.360 Oh, I'm not a...
00:04:06.120 Whatever he said.
00:04:08.480 This is exactly why you have a whiteboard.
00:04:10.700 Before I forget, we opened up a P.O. box.
00:04:12.980 It's going to start doing mail time on Project X.
00:04:15.140 It is this address right here from my assistant's handwriting.
00:04:19.220 This is not my childish handwriting.
00:04:21.640 P.O. box address, 114 John Street, 324, New York.
00:04:25.600 New York.
00:04:26.380 Send me some cool stuff, and I'll open it up on the vlog.
00:04:29.560 Bada bing!
00:04:30.580 Oh!
00:04:31.700 Oh!
00:04:32.000 Oh!
00:04:32.280 I love smartphones, social media, but I hate everybody having contact with me at any point
00:04:40.720 of any time of the day.
00:04:42.240 I don't want to talk to you.
00:04:43.820 Stop talking to me.
00:04:45.260 Oh my God.
00:04:46.080 There's too many voices.
00:04:47.420 Schizophrenia is when you have all these voices in your head.
00:04:49.680 Social media is that manifested.
00:04:51.620 Shut the f**k up.
00:04:58.680 Are you filming me?
00:04:59.780 It was actually this specific conversation with the streamer Phantom.
00:05:25.120 I went up to the Bronx to visit him.
00:05:27.120 He showed me his creator dashboard and how much he was making on ad revenue, and I decided
00:05:32.020 that I was just wasting my time.
00:05:34.780 So I've been making content for as long as I've been making without any real results financially
00:05:40.080 was not going to slide anymore.
00:05:42.300 And streaming is the way to 10x your output and 10x your income.
00:05:46.260 Phantom was making money live streaming.
00:05:48.040 He had a YouTube channel making reaction videos.
00:05:50.140 He had his AMP channel.
00:05:51.580 He had his main channel.
00:05:52.960 And what the f**k was I doing?
00:05:55.140 And although we go back and forth, I learned some of the game from Kai Sinat when he had
00:05:58.980 first started blowing up.
00:06:00.200 He told me, you got to start streaming.
00:06:02.020 It's all about the streaming.
00:06:03.540 It's going to go crazy.
00:06:05.180 You got to stream.
00:06:06.300 N***a, what?
00:06:07.440 You feel what I'm saying?
00:06:08.860 N***a's got to...
00:06:09.920 Yeah, chat.
00:06:11.300 N***a's got to start streaming shit.
00:06:13.760 You know that I've been banned for two years, right?
00:06:23.920 From YouTube.
00:06:24.560 Yeah.
00:06:24.980 You didn't know this?
00:06:26.100 No, no, no, no.
00:06:26.440 How do people still not know this?
00:06:28.040 This is the most annoying part about my life.
00:06:31.080 They're like, oh, what's your Instagram?
00:06:32.160 I've been banned for a year.
00:06:33.000 What's your YouTube banned for two years?
00:06:34.300 What's your Snapchat?
00:06:35.080 I was removed from the program.
00:06:36.120 What's your TikTok banned for two years?
00:06:37.380 What are you posting then?
00:06:38.280 Oh, don't you stream on Twitch?
00:06:39.320 No, I don't.
00:06:40.240 Yeah, sure.
00:06:40.560 What do I post my videos?
00:06:41.760 Please.
00:06:45.600 You have no idea.
00:06:46.560 Yeah, have a good one.
00:06:47.880 Hey, I appreciate that.
00:06:48.880 I forgot.
00:06:49.700 I told my assistant I was going to go, and then I got distracted.
00:06:52.440 It's one of those days where there's a thousand things going on at once.
00:06:54.900 Nah, it's crazy.
00:06:55.600 The story of my life.
00:06:57.040 Where's what going?
00:06:57.720 Where's this film going?
00:06:58.920 Probably in the trash.
00:06:59.800 This is terrible content.
00:07:00.840 In the trash?
00:07:01.080 That's it?
00:07:01.600 Yeah.
00:07:01.900 We're not good enough for you?
00:07:02.680 It's on the cutting room floor.
00:07:05.260 I should have went to the synagogue instead.
00:07:07.860 You got to find more interesting stuff over there.
00:07:09.380 It's a thing.
00:07:09.700 You think so?
00:07:10.540 Yeah.
00:07:10.720 Go ask them some interesting questions.
00:07:12.840 Wait, what type of masjid do you need an idea?
00:07:14.500 We're going to a club or a masjid?
00:07:15.840 No, we're going to a club.
00:07:17.160 There's a masjid inside of it.
00:07:18.400 It's not for Allah.
00:07:19.020 Who was it?
00:07:19.580 It's not for Allah.
00:07:20.720 Where are you from?
00:07:21.220 Yemen?
00:07:21.820 Nah.
00:07:22.540 Palestine.
00:07:23.080 Syria.
00:07:23.320 Palestine.
00:07:23.920 Palestine, Syria.
00:07:30.060 Hey, how you doing?
00:07:31.280 You need to come here with us?
00:07:32.440 No, I wasn't.
00:07:33.280 I wasn't.
00:07:33.860 But are you filming?
00:07:35.380 Yeah.
00:07:35.720 What's up?
00:07:36.120 Okay.
00:07:36.380 No, I was just going to show this kid I manage.
00:07:39.900 He's a comedian.
00:07:41.060 I thought you'd fuck with him.
00:07:42.260 What's his name?
00:07:42.920 His name is Laloot.
00:07:44.200 You know what you say, like, in Arabic, if you want to get people out of the way?
00:07:47.480 Sucks me in Arabic?
00:07:48.420 I love it.
00:07:50.300 He knows more than me in Arabic.
00:07:52.260 What are you going to get?
00:07:53.480 It's good, bro.
00:07:54.200 How are you?
00:07:54.720 How are you doing?
00:07:56.260 You know what's funny?
00:07:57.200 I was rejected from the school.
00:07:59.180 Message to NYU admissions.
00:08:00.960 You didn't accept me, but all your students do.
00:08:03.520 What's up with that?
00:08:04.340 Today is such a reminder that every time you step out of Manhattan, you never know what
00:08:07.460 to expect.
00:08:08.080 I was taking some cool shots of the snow and I end up at the NYU mosque upstairs.
00:08:12.640 People's looking at me.
00:08:13.700 What's up, bro?
00:08:14.180 When you're on go mode in a flow state, you can't turn it off.
00:08:17.540 But something has definitely rewired.
00:08:21.060 And that was a good reset.
00:08:22.340 That weekly prayer is what I definitely needed to get the wires in the right place again.
00:08:27.680 All right, let me get out of here.
00:08:28.320 Let me happen.
00:08:45.140 I'm a little disappointed there's only five more days until Christmas because it's one
00:08:49.100 of the most beautiful times in the city, no matter what religion you are.
00:08:51.900 There's a certain vibe in New York during the holidays that makes everything cinematic.
00:08:56.840 And someone left a bunch of clothes here.
00:09:00.880 I'm going to miss this.
00:09:03.120 Five more days.
00:09:04.100 The amount of construction in this city sometimes going to the store is like walking through
00:09:17.460 a maze.
00:09:18.040 Are you a famous YouTuber?
00:09:27.020 Are you?
00:09:28.640 No.
00:09:29.240 I was banned two years ago on YouTube.
00:09:30.680 You were banned two years ago?
00:09:32.140 Nice to meet you.
00:09:32.620 What's your name?
00:09:33.200 Christina.
00:09:33.820 Hi.
00:09:34.000 Nice to meet you.
00:09:34.720 My daughter actually recognized you.
00:09:36.100 How are you guys?
00:09:36.900 Where are you from?
00:09:37.560 From Toronto.
00:09:38.240 Oh, okay.
00:09:39.040 Welcome.
00:09:39.400 Yeah.
00:09:39.740 Thank you.
00:09:40.660 What's your name?
00:09:41.480 Sneeko.
00:09:42.320 Sneeko.
00:09:42.860 Yeah.
00:09:43.220 Can I get a picture of you and my daughter?
00:09:45.020 Come.
00:09:45.400 Come take a picture.
00:09:47.200 Sneeko.
00:09:47.880 Yeah.
00:09:48.400 Sydney was banned from YouTube like two years ago.
00:09:50.500 Two years ago.
00:09:51.080 She's like, she's like, she used to watch you all the time.
00:09:54.460 Follow me on X.
00:09:55.460 You go on Twitter?
00:09:57.500 That's my new platform.
00:09:59.300 Okay.
00:09:59.840 Let me take a picture.
00:10:00.860 Come, come.
00:10:02.440 Mom, you're embarrassing me.
00:10:06.880 Awesome.
00:10:07.480 All right, enjoy you.
00:10:07.920 Thank you.
00:10:08.460 Nice meeting you.
00:10:09.040 Merry Christmas.
00:10:10.100 No way.
00:10:12.420 Fuck.
00:10:13.320 Really, dude?
00:10:14.400 Oh, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi.
00:10:16.320 The camera store I go to was closed, too.
00:10:18.800 It's like people don't want to make money.
00:10:20.020 Friday, busy day.
00:10:21.540 Fucking annoying.
00:10:23.640 That year I fell off, there was one video that I was really proud of called How to View Women.
00:10:28.260 And it took a month to make of filming, of writing, of recording, of editing, re-editing.
00:10:34.220 I put it out there and it did well.
00:10:36.340 But then the streamer, Hassanabi, this liberal, reacted to it and probably got more money and
00:10:41.820 more eyes on it, hating on it than I got producing it.
00:10:44.840 Social media does not reward creativity.
00:10:47.420 It rewards rage bait and terrible political opinions.
00:10:51.420 It's not fair, but that's the game.
00:10:53.420 I already knew how to run the YouTube algorithm learning from Mr. Beast in 2018, 2019.
00:10:58.740 But I didn't want to jump in a pool of Orbeez and put my hand in a car in a circle.
00:11:03.960 That wasn't me.
00:11:04.780 Streaming was a way I could express myself properly.
00:11:07.320 And I was making more in a day than I was making on YouTube videos in a month.
00:11:11.640 And at the time when I started streaming, the world needed the red pill.
00:11:15.500 People call it a grift.
00:11:17.060 But they also don't talk about how normalized all of these ideas have become because of
00:11:21.600 all the red pill Manosphere streamers.
00:11:23.440 When I first pressed go live on OBS, people still believed in feminism.
00:11:28.240 When I started talking about the vaccine or talking about how the media was fake, that
00:11:32.800 was a controversial take.
00:11:34.400 Now everybody knows it's true.
00:11:36.260 Liberals in New York are ashamed to talk about the fact that they voted for Kamala Harris.
00:11:41.380 They know that there's something disgusting about their ideology.
00:11:45.020 When I first started streaming, saying something like Free Palestine was a hot take.
00:11:49.540 And now it's been so forced onto everyone.
00:11:52.020 If you don't say it, you're a sellout.
00:11:53.740 So when people say I changed or I did it because it was popular at the time, I tell them there
00:11:59.080 was nothing more important to talk about on a live stream at that time than the red pill.
00:12:03.860 And in four to five years, people are going to give credit to people like us who got censored
00:12:07.560 everywhere for telling the truth, especially when it was that necessary.
00:12:10.920 Even if you said the word COVID, you got a little box highlight at the bottom from the
00:12:15.520 CDC warning you about safety precautions and social distancing.
00:12:20.620 It's very important that we don't have short-term memory loss.
00:12:23.760 But this goes for anyone.
00:12:25.000 If your pursuit is solely financial, you will quickly lose who you are.
00:12:29.460 At my core, I'm not even a streamer and still, while banned, became one of the biggest in
00:12:33.960 the world.
00:12:34.580 It's important to be factual.
00:12:36.040 In two years, I was a key player in waking up young men around the world and girls about
00:12:40.500 the lies of feminism.
00:12:41.460 I stepped into the podcast and political world and changed the narrative about what
00:12:46.060 Americans think geopolitically.
00:12:47.600 But now the talking points have become normalized and I feel like a jukebox saying the same things
00:12:52.880 that people want to hear over and over again.
00:12:55.080 How many times can you say it before you just become a little soundbite instead of a person?
00:13:01.620 A lot of the reasons I stopped making videos was financial, but I still stepped into this
00:13:05.860 world and said the right thing and I'm proud of every word.
00:13:08.620 Luckily, I'm not a materialistic guy.
00:13:10.500 You don't see me with jewelries or too many cars.
00:13:12.900 I just invested my money and now I want to focus on what I'm supposed to do.
00:13:17.180 And one thing about me no content creator could deny, even if they hate me, is I'm always
00:13:21.520 ahead of the wave.
00:13:22.400 Project X is going to change the content game in 2025.
00:13:25.600 It's going to bring a lot of people who are used to YouTube content onto X with free speech.
00:13:30.300 It's going to show people that YouTube does not have a monopoly on MP4 files.
00:13:35.160 As long as you're making something dope, people will come.
00:13:37.900 Just look at these shots.
00:13:39.160 This is still one of the best movies of all time.
00:13:41.520 And I saw today there was an extreme tragedy in Germany at a Christmas event.
00:13:45.560 Some guy drove a car through a crowd of people and I'm not sure how many casualties there
00:13:49.880 are, but my prayers go out for them.
00:13:51.620 Seeing that was an extreme wake up call because six months ago that terrorist tweeted at me
00:13:55.780 replying to a picture I took in Mecca when I went for a religious pilgrimage saying
00:13:59.920 that it's a Luciferian religion to believe in God.
00:14:02.720 It's a reminder of how crazy the internet can make people and the hatred that people
00:14:07.720 have of God.
00:14:09.440 I miss the old sneaker because I didn't have to worry about any of that.
00:14:12.640 Now I'm going to keep security with me in New York everywhere I go.
00:14:15.780 It helps solidify my purpose because the world desperately needs love speech right now.
00:14:20.980 And that's what Project X is going to have every day.
00:14:23.100 The red pill was truthful, but it's divisive.
00:14:25.300 Right now the world needs something like Project X that's going to unify and show people
00:14:29.900 that were not that different.
00:14:31.900 What do you think of this jacket?
00:14:33.820 I love it.
00:14:34.800 It's good?
00:14:35.180 The double dresser?
00:14:36.020 Yeah, no, it looks great.
00:14:37.100 The color's good?
00:14:37.560 I like the color too on you.
00:14:38.520 I have the black one, but I was thinking about this.
00:14:40.140 I do love the color.
00:14:41.380 Cool.
00:14:41.840 It looks great.
00:14:42.880 Yeah, let's take a picture.
00:14:44.000 Where you guys from?
00:14:44.480 I'm a huge fan.
00:14:45.140 We're from Washington, D.C.
00:14:47.080 Oh, cool.
00:14:47.540 Welcome to New York.
00:14:49.100 Are you from New York?
00:14:50.260 Yeah, I was born here.
00:14:50.960 Oh, you are?
00:14:51.340 Yeah, just moved back.
00:14:52.440 This is not the best outfit.
00:14:54.120 It's okay.
00:14:54.760 It's okay.
00:14:55.640 You're the best.
00:14:56.440 Thank you.
00:14:56.960 You're the best.
00:14:57.400 Merry Christmas.
00:14:58.380 Don't bother saying.
00:14:59.340 I think I said I hated women.
00:15:07.820 Are you Sush?
00:15:09.360 Sush?
00:15:10.080 Yeah.
00:15:11.120 What's your name?
00:15:12.440 Hubert.
00:15:13.160 Hubert?
00:15:13.980 You're on social media, right?
00:15:15.720 Me, I'm Sneeko.
00:15:16.800 Sneeko, that's right.
00:15:17.700 I knew I'd recommend you.
00:15:18.700 Nice to meet you.
00:15:19.560 I genuinely thought for two years living in Miami
00:15:22.020 that I would not be able to walk these streets
00:15:24.100 in New York City without security guards.
00:15:26.540 Hey, what's going on, man?
00:15:27.820 Do you think I need a security guard?
00:15:29.480 This is how you do, nigga.
00:15:30.940 What?
00:15:31.720 Damn.
00:15:32.860 Good to meet you.
00:15:33.540 What's up, bro?
00:15:34.080 Hey, what up?
00:15:34.420 How you doing?
00:15:34.840 Can I get a picture?
00:15:35.500 Yeah, sure.
00:15:36.100 Do you want me to take it right?
00:15:37.320 Hey, what up?
00:15:39.080 Nice to meet you.
00:15:39.880 What's going on, bro?
00:15:40.380 How you doing, bro?
00:15:40.800 Good.
00:15:41.200 Good.
00:15:41.400 Merry Christmas.
00:15:42.220 Hey, have a good one.
00:15:42.700 Thank you so much.
00:15:43.280 Love your content.
00:15:43.880 Hey, thanks, man.
00:15:45.160 Do you watch my next?
00:15:46.100 I saw the one you did with the little Yachty's girl.
00:15:49.720 She was crazy.
00:15:51.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:51.660 She's a nice girl.
00:15:52.400 She's a nice girl.
00:15:53.380 You feel bad for Yachty?
00:15:54.860 Yeah, a little bit.
00:15:55.560 Aw, man.
00:15:56.460 How's it going, bro?
00:15:57.180 Kifak, bro?
00:15:57.920 Kifak, how are you?
00:15:58.820 Jumaan Bark.
00:15:59.480 How are you, bro?
00:15:59.940 Alhamdulillah.
00:16:00.700 Did you pray today?
00:16:02.080 Well, I didn't, bro.
00:16:03.580 I'm about to go pray right now, but I'm out of breath.
00:16:06.000 You have to do two extra or a copy because you missed Jumaan.
00:16:07.920 We'll lie, bro.
00:16:08.620 We'll lie, bro.
00:16:09.140 All right, bro.
00:16:09.560 Yeah, let's do it.
00:16:11.160 Walaikumsalam, how are you?
00:16:11.980 Nice to meet you.
00:16:13.060 What's up?
00:16:13.480 What's up, man?
00:16:14.000 Kifak.
00:16:14.700 Kifak.
00:16:15.740 Kifak.
00:16:16.840 Here from Palestine.
00:16:17.600 I used to watch you when you were like 15, 16 on YouTube.
00:16:24.640 It's snowing.
00:16:28.000 It's snowing in New York City.
00:16:29.740 Kifak, how are you?
00:16:30.800 All right, bro.
00:16:31.180 All right, guys.
00:16:31.920 As-salamu alaykum.
00:16:33.520 Nah, it's okay.
00:16:35.660 What up?
00:16:36.260 How you doing?
00:16:37.660 We'll be okay without security here.
00:16:39.040 Don't worry.
00:16:39.740 I thought he was going to hit me and then he said, hey.
00:16:53.020 You know what I'm saying?
00:16:53.640 I can't even focus.
00:16:54.860 Walking around here, shaking hands, shot.
00:16:57.760 I wish I had six hands.
00:16:59.220 How are you, Sneeko?
00:17:00.420 Sneeko.
00:17:01.000 That's you, right?
00:17:01.400 That guy's a racist.
00:17:02.580 That's not you?
00:17:03.200 Oh, that guy's a piece of shit.
00:17:04.520 That's you.
00:17:04.920 How you doing, bro?
00:17:05.560 Nice to meet you.
00:17:06.000 How you doing, bro?
00:17:06.400 Good.
00:17:06.660 How you doing, bro?
00:17:06.940 Good.
00:17:07.440 You look like you're from Queens.
00:17:09.660 Some of you might know what building I'm at right now.
00:17:12.920 New York City's premier haunted attraction.
00:17:16.760 12 Demons of Christmas.
00:17:19.220 Yeah, sometimes you don't got to respect the hustle.
00:17:22.380 I'm just good on this one.
00:17:23.640 There's no Ubers.
00:17:34.220 No Ubers.
00:17:35.300 So I paid double.
00:17:36.600 I paid double.
00:17:37.240 $40 to get home.
00:17:38.760 You got to do what you got to do.
00:17:40.200 Can't walk with all these bags.
00:17:41.780 Shopping for the whole family, bro.
00:17:43.480 Everybody eats.
00:17:44.600 What are you doing?
00:17:45.160 Are you celebrating Christmas?
00:17:46.460 Yeah.
00:17:46.720 What are you doing for Christmas?
00:17:48.680 Yeah, celebrating with my family.
00:17:50.700 You're Christian?
00:17:51.760 I don't know.
00:17:52.940 You're Sikh?
00:17:53.760 No, Hindu.
00:17:54.280 Hindu.
00:17:54.720 Hindu.
00:17:55.260 Okay, okay.
00:17:55.960 But you celebrate Christmas?
00:17:56.980 Yeah.
00:17:57.940 What'd you get your kids?
00:17:59.440 I have no kids, brother.
00:18:00.700 What'd you get your wife?
00:18:01.880 No wife.
00:18:02.620 What'd you get yourself?
00:18:04.180 I live with my friends.
00:18:07.200 Damn.
00:18:08.580 What'd you get your friends?
00:18:09.580 Yeah, they're doing a like taxi.