SNEAKO - August 03, 2022


I miss the old SNEAKO…

Topics
online business scam
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Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
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80% of you over 19 years of age haven t accomplished the dreams you had as a kid. That s a statistic I made up and it sounds pretty reasonable. When I was 11, I wanted to be a doctor because that s what my Filipino grandparents said I should be. One of the very few stereotypes I actually have. But now as a 15-year-old, my dream job is to become a comedian. I know it s not realistic and it s probably not going to happen, but that s why I call it a dream job.

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00:00:00 This is a teenager's aspirations, a video I made in 2014 when I was 15 years old.
00:00:04 80% of you over 19 years of age haven't accomplished the dreams you had as a kid.
00:00:07 That's a s- that's a s- that's a s- that's a s- that's a s- that's a s- that's a s- that's a s-
00:00:14 that's a s- that's a statistic I made up and it sounds pretty reasonable. 0.97
00:00:18 When I say kid, I mean as a teenager or young adult, I can't say that, I'm not white. 0.77
00:00:22 I used to want to be a professional soccer player, but every 10-year-old wants to be a 0.74
00:00:25 pro at whatever shitty sport their parents made them play. 0.76
00:00:27 When I was 11, I wanted to be a doctor because that's what my Filipino grandparents said I 0.98
00:00:30 wanted to be.
00:00:31 One of the very few stereotypes I actually have.
00:00:33 But now as a 15-year-old, my dream job is to be a comedian.
00:00:35 I know it's not realistic and I know it's probably not going to happen, but that's why I call
00:00:39 it a dream job.
00:00:39 But that's just what I tell people.
00:00:41 I actually think I could become a comedian if I really tried. 0.99
00:00:43 It has nothing to do with that follow your dreams Disney bullshit.
00:00:46 I really believe that if you're motivated to do something that you're good at, you 0.96
00:00:48 can do it.
00:00:49 Being a comedian isn't just standing in front of a brick wall and telling jokes.
00:00:52 It's also what I do now.
00:00:53 This is comedy.
00:00:54 Admittedly a strange form of it.
00:00:55 But if you look at it, I'm entertaining thousands of people through comedy every day.
00:00:58 I'm a comedian right now and if it were a job, it'd be incredible.
00:01:01 It's depressing to think how few people actually end up doing what they love doing.
00:01:04 If you look at the most successful humans of all time, they were all ambitious and visionary.
00:01:07 How many of you are really doing what you want to do?
00:01:12 How many of you have really followed through your dreams?
00:01:15 I spoke all of this into existence.
00:01:18 I had belief and I had ambition from a young age.
00:01:21 I put it out online.
00:01:22 I applied that pressure on myself in 2014.
00:01:25 That's over eight years ago.
00:01:28 And I'm safe to say, I did it.
00:01:31 It's the belief and it's staying true to your word.
00:01:34 And I know how to stay true to your word.
00:01:38 I know how to be yourself online.
00:01:40 I know how to make videos online.
00:01:41 I've been doing it for this long.
00:01:43 And it's really, it feels good to see this now eight years later.
00:01:47 Most teenagers are like this.
00:01:48 We have our entire futures ahead of us.
00:01:50 And at this moment in our lives, our adult life is approaching.
00:01:53 So far, our entire lives have been devoted to learning what it takes to become a successful adult.
00:01:57 And as a teenager, this is finally right around the corner.
00:01:59 We don't have anything holding us back.
00:02:00 We don't have anything holding us back.
00:02:02 Kids, rent, taxes, any actual responsibilities.
00:02:04 If we put our mind to it, we can become whatever we want.
00:02:08 You could do anything you put your mind to, man.
00:02:11 I'm telling you, I really, I said it.
00:02:14 I said it and I did it.
00:02:17 And I want to teach you what I've learned.
00:02:19 Genuinely.
00:02:20 And if you don't want to, if you don't want to buy the course,
00:02:22 if you don't think there's valuable information in there,
00:02:24 sign up with the affiliate link. 0.93
00:02:27 And then make a bag, just clipping up my shit on TikTok, stealing my content. 0.92
00:02:31 Five years. 0.98
00:02:32 But like I said, 80% of us won't.
00:02:33 That's how life works.
00:02:34 People throw the term selling out a lot. 0.99
00:02:36 And I believe that if you accept a dead end fucking job to pay your bills, you're selling out. 0.97
00:02:40 It's not like you can accomplish your dreams later on in life. 0.99
00:02:42 This is something you can't procrastinate.
00:02:44 You actually have to do it.
00:02:45 Those conversations you have when you're 40 about what could have been, should have been.
00:02:49 You only live once and no matter what. 1.00
00:02:51 Do you want to be 40 and think, oh, maybe, maybe, what if, ah, shit. 1.00
00:02:56 Rap lyrics will tell you that doesn't mean getting hammered out of your mind every Friday. 1.00
00:02:59 Do you want to finish your life with regret? 1.00
00:03:00 Then just get off your ass and fucking do something. 1.00
00:03:02 Here's an opportunity. 1.00
00:03:06 Get off your ass and fucking do something. 1.00
00:03:08 But most people, you see it to this day, are still just, it's a scam. 1.00
00:03:12 It's a scam.
00:03:13 All right, bro.
00:03:13 You're not making any money online, obviously, or else you wouldn't be here hating in the
00:03:17 chat.
00:03:17 Here's an opportunity. 1.00
00:03:19 Here's an opportunity to get off your ass and do something. 1.00
00:03:22 But most people will choose to complain. 1.00
00:03:24 Getting this far on YouTube was a dream and I fucking did it.
00:03:26 What have you done? 0.79
00:03:27 This isn't a rhetorical question.
00:03:28 What have you done with your life?
00:03:29 For some of you, you're proud of your answer.
00:03:30 But for most, you're ashamed.
00:03:32 This isn't an insult in any way.
00:03:33 For once, I'm trying not to offend anyone.
00:03:35 Teenagers think they're invincible. 0.95
00:03:36 People depressed in their 30s look back to their glory years in high school.
00:03:39 People depressed in their 30s look back to their glory years in high school.
00:03:41 Another editing error.
00:03:43 I've gotten better in eight years.
00:03:44 That's because nothing held you back when you were 15. 1.00
00:03:47 There's literally nothing else in life I'd hate more than having a dead-end fucking job. 0.99
00:03:50 Seeing people on TV making something out of their lives while I'm filing reports for 0.99
00:03:54 a corporation I despise would kill me.
00:03:56 I had an interview at a school last week and the interviewer told my dad that she thought
00:03:59 I was visionary.
00:03:59 She said I had the potential to be the next Steve Jobs.
00:04:02 She told my dad not to tell me this, but he did it anyway.
00:04:04 And compliments like that shouldn't get to my head, but it sure as hell did.
00:04:07 Call me Eric and all you want. 1.00
00:04:08 Call me a cocky prick. 0.99
00:04:09 But I'm just confident. 0.99
00:04:10 Did this make you offended?
00:04:11 Good.
00:04:12 That's the first step to doing something with your life.
00:04:13 Or you could sit there and complain.
00:04:27 Thanks for the five.
00:04:42 Shay and bro to listen to those people.
00:04:44 I'm trying to pay one and done.
00:04:46 Make 10 clips in a weekend easy and grow insane on TikTok.
00:04:49 1% of 10K is 100 people times 50.
00:04:51 That's a bag.
00:04:53 Bro, you clearly don't know what a scam is.
00:04:56 You don't know what it is.
00:04:57 If this is a multi-level marketing scheme, then everything is.
00:05:01 Just saying MLM, MLM.
00:05:02 What does that mean?
00:05:04 What does that even mean?
00:05:05 Here's an opportunity to make easy money.
00:05:08 Hashtag Sneeko on TikTok has 1.2 billion views in two weeks.
00:05:13 The more you stay in my chat complaining, there's a kid who wants to get it, who's about
00:05:18 to get it, while you sit there and complain.
00:05:21 So here's an opportunity.
00:05:22 Here's how to edit.
00:05:23 Here's how to make money online.
00:05:25 Here's how to get inspired.
00:05:26 Here's how to ignore distractions.
00:05:28 This is how I did it.
00:05:29 And I've been doing it for, look at me.
00:05:32 That was eight years ago in 2015.
00:05:34 Everything I said is exactly what I say to this day.
00:05:38 You don't stay true to your word. 1.00
00:05:40 You don't even know how to make fucking money. 0.99
00:05:42 But you're in his beer mid-scheme. 0.99
00:05:44 What does that even mean?
00:05:46 Here's an opportunity.
00:05:48 Take it or don't. 1.00
00:05:50 And you know, the hustlers, the ambitious people, they know that you're a fucking loser. 1.00
00:05:55 They're watching you go, oh, okay. 1.00
00:05:56 They see an opportunity.
00:05:58 They're going to go get it.
00:06:00 What do you want to do? 0.98
00:06:01 Pick one, dummy. 0.96
00:06:02 Fine. 0.98
00:06:08 Don't take it.
00:06:10 It's a one-time payment.
00:06:11 There's valuable information.
00:06:13 I teach you every, my editor teaches you how to edit.
00:06:16 I'm teaching you how to get inspired.
00:06:17 I'm teaching you how to make videos properly.
00:06:19 I'm teaching you what I learned from MrBeast, the most successful YouTuber of all time.
00:06:23 A YouTuber that I've worked with.
00:06:25 So take the opportunity or don't.
00:06:27 There's valuable information in there.
00:06:29 I spent weeks making these videos.
00:06:31 There's a Discord server where you could communicate with people who want to go get it, bro. 0.98
00:06:37 You spend six hours a day playing fucking Fortnite, squalling on TikTok. 0.96
00:06:40 What do you want to do? 1.00
00:06:41 Complain more in the chat?
00:06:42 This is a scam. 1.00
00:06:43 What's the scam, you fucking idiot? 1.00
00:06:45 What is the scam? 1.00
00:06:47 Value for money. 1.00
00:06:48 That's how every product works, stupid. 1.00
00:06:51 Just because you think you know me because you see me talk, you're calling it a scam because I can make money off of this. 1.00
00:06:57 That's not a scam.
00:06:58 That's business. 1.00
00:07:00 Stupid. 1.00
00:07:01 Value for money. 1.00
00:07:03 Grow the fuck up. 0.98
00:07:04 Do you realize how many hustlers are watching this right now, ready to go and get it? 1.00
00:07:09 How many people are seeing this opportunity and clipping up a TikTok right now, laughing at your dumb ass? 1.00
00:07:14 They get $50 for everybody who signs up. 0.99
00:07:17 The affiliate program is just really good.
00:07:19 That's how you grow a business.
00:07:21 Multi-level marketing scheme.
00:07:22 You just heard another YouTuber, a soy boy, say that and you're echoing it online. 1.00
00:07:27 Fucking idiot. 1.00
00:07:29 Multi-level. 1.00
00:07:29 You don't even know what that means.
00:07:31 Genuinely.
00:07:31 So you can get to it or you can cry about it, bro.
00:07:51 I get decent grades in school, but I was never a straight-A student.
00:07:54 Sneak-o, a stubborn teenager's ambitions, July 8, 2014.
00:07:59 I was never the kid getting awards for being kick-ass at Algebra, which we'll all definitely use after our diplomas are awarded. 1.00
00:08:04 Alright, if you're saying, Elle, go back to school, stupid. 1.00
00:08:08 Go work in an office. 1.00
00:08:09 I'm giving you an opportunity to become an independent online creative, bro.
00:08:14 I'm teaching you how to make money with your phone.
00:08:17 This is where all the money is going.
00:08:22 www.sneeko.net, bro.
00:08:24 I'm teaching you how to do it.
00:08:26 And even if you don't want to learn, if you just want to, if you already know this information, just use the affiliate link and post it on TikTok and make a bag.
00:08:34 Or you can stay here crying. 0.98
00:08:35 What doesn't make any sense to me, how many fucking idiots are staying in my stream typing Elle while there's an equal amount of people who are making money off of it. 1.00
00:08:44 You're fucking lost. 1.00
00:08:45 Why are you here if you're typing Elle? 1.00
00:08:47 Get the fuck out and keep crying and stay broke, stupid. 1.00
00:08:50 Dead ass, bro. 1.00
00:08:52 Stay broke. 1.00
00:08:53 If you're typing Elle, you clearly don't know how business works.
00:08:57 If you want to learn how online business works, go to the course.
00:09:01 I'll teach you.
00:09:03 I'll teach you.
00:09:04 Or don't.
00:09:05 Continue complaining, bro.
00:09:06 Keep typing Elle. 1.00
00:09:07 Why the fuck are you still here? 0.99
00:09:09 Like genuinely, why are you still here typing Elle? 1.00
00:09:12 Go away.
00:09:13 Go away.
00:09:15 Why are you still watching the stream if you're typing Elle? 1.00
00:09:18 If you think it's a scam, if you think it's an MLM, go to fucking someone else's shit. 1.00
00:09:23 Go play Fortnite. 1.00
00:09:24 Keep scrolling on TikTok while we make a bag off of you dumbass. 1.00
00:09:28 You can be a scroller or you can be a fucking independent creator. 1.00
00:09:34 What do you want to do? 1.00
00:09:35 Work a stupid ass job or make money while the bots scroll, you fucking dummy? 1.00
00:09:40 Jesus Christ, bro. 1.00
00:09:42 I didn't exceed at my studies after fourth grade.
00:09:44 Before I turned 10 years old, I was a stereotypical Asian nerd. 0.91
00:09:46 I bragged to kids in the playground that I knew Log Division and they didn't.
00:09:49 I could make a diorama of a Roe Dahl book better than anyone. 1.00
00:09:52 I loved all that shit. 0.99
00:09:53 I loved learning. 1.00
00:09:54 I loved my classes.
00:09:55 I enjoyed it.
00:09:56 But in the fifth grade, I started seeing how pointless spending four months learning about
00:09:58 a Greek god was. 0.99
00:09:59 I slacked off on my homework, spaced out in class, and didn't give a shit anymore. 0.98
00:10:02 I no longer enjoyed it. 0.99
00:10:04 I had no drive.
00:10:05 Blame it on ADHD.
00:10:06 Blame it on puberty.
00:10:07 It doesn't really matter.
00:10:08 I'm not convinced either are even real.
00:10:09 And I'm the one popping Ritalin every morning.
00:10:11 This continued until this year, when I started ninth grade English.
00:10:14 This class immediately sparked something in my brain.
00:10:16 For the first time, I didn't have to reward myself with internet breaks after spending
00:10:19 15 minutes on homework.
00:10:20 But you, everyone type of L, is just gonna reward me. 0.93
00:10:24 Yeah, this is a scam.
00:10:25 Why you make no money?
00:10:27 Taking internet breaks.
00:10:29 Aren't you tired of doing that?
00:10:31 Aren't you tired of like attaching your dopamine to your phone? 0.99
00:10:36 Aren't you tired of squalling, looking at prom, looking at girls shaking ass on Instagram? 0.99
00:10:40 Aren't you tired of getting no matches on Tinder? 0.99
00:10:43 Aren't you tired of going on TikTok for three hours and not even remembering? 1.00
00:10:46 Aren't you tired of your attention span going to shit? 1.00
00:10:50 Then make money online. 1.00
00:10:52 You spend all this time on your phone, you might as well make money off of it.
00:10:57 I didn't need to mentally prepare myself for that eight-hour procrastination fest I called
00:11:00 studying.
00:11:00 Every creative writing assignment was a challenge.
00:11:02 And each one was more fun than the last.
00:11:04 Yes, fun.
00:11:05 I had actual fun doing my homework.
00:11:07 Call me a nerd.
00:11:08 I am a good writer.
00:11:09 A very good one.
00:11:09 But it took someone to see the potential to make me believe it.
00:11:11 This is why I won't ever be able to have a blue-collar job working for Donald Trump 9 to
00:11:15 5 selling stuff kids in China made.
00:11:16 I need to do something I'm passionate about.
00:11:18 Or else I physically can't put myself in that position without hating myself every-
00:11:21 I'm not like you that people type in scam.
00:11:24 I'm not like you.
00:11:25 I physically cannot do school.
00:11:28 I can't put myself to do it.
00:11:29 I can't sit in an office and work for somebody that I disrespect.
00:11:33 I'm not like you. 1.00
00:11:35 If you need somebody to tell you what to do, get the fuck out of my stream and keep complaining. 0.99
00:11:39 For the people who want to work for themselves, for the people who see an opportunity to make 0.99
00:11:43 money on their phone, stay here.
00:11:45 Let's keep growing because all the money is going to be online.
00:11:49 There's an opportunity for everybody to become their own entrepreneur.
00:11:54 And I can teach you how to do it.
00:11:57 Why do you think I'm here with this Millie plaque?
00:11:59 Why do you think everything I said eight years ago came true?
00:12:04 July 8th, 2014.
00:12:12 Over eight years ago, I'm still right.
00:12:14 This is what people with ADHD are like.
00:12:17 You may be like this too, but nobody prescribed you pills.
00:12:19 If I try to do something that doesn't constantly stimulate my mind and challenge my intelligence, 0.96
00:12:23 it bores the living shit out of me.
00:12:25 If it's something I enjoy like ninth grade English, nobody compares.
00:12:28 I am the best at it, and I have to prove it.
00:12:30 If I like something, I will prove to you I'm better.
00:12:32 I will stop at nothing to keep doing it.
00:12:34 It's simple motivation.
00:12:35 It's what drives me to make YouTube videos every day.
00:12:37 Even though there are people out there who want to piss me off, slow down my little success, 0.99
00:12:40 trying to make me feel like an asshole, 0.96
00:12:42 the constant drive to be the very best, like no one ever was, is always there. 0.99
00:12:45 This extends beyond YouTube.
00:12:47 This reaches out towards a stage in a mic, a camera in a suit, a Suarez in a shoulder.
00:12:50 The possibilities are endless.
00:12:51 Oh, you're wasting your time. 1.00
00:12:53 Fuck you. 1.00
00:12:53 I lost my watch anyway. 1.00
00:12:54 Oh, this is a scam. 1.00
00:12:57 Fuck you. 1.00
00:12:58 Let's get bread. 1.00
00:12:59 You're not thinking realistically. 1.00
00:13:00 Fuck you. 1.00
00:13:01 I don't think fake-istically. 1.00
00:13:02 You're not good enough. 1.00
00:13:03 Fuck you. 1.00
00:13:04 I'll get better. 1.00
00:13:05 Fuck you. 1.00
00:13:05 I'll get better, pussy. 1.00
00:13:07 What's up? 1.00
00:13:08 Fuck you too, doctors. 1.00
00:13:09 Telling me I need meth in a capsule to function how you think I should function? 1.00
00:13:12 I don't need that shit. 1.00
00:13:14 I don't need to calm down. 1.00
00:13:15 I don't need your fucking pills. 0.99
00:13:16 We up a billion fucking views on TikTok without the affiliate program. 1.00
00:13:22 Now I got an affiliate program and everybody who's posted is about to make money while you cry, stupid. 1.00
00:13:27 ADHD isn't a disease. 1.00
00:13:29 It's a condition.
00:13:29 A.K.A. society doesn't want me spazzing out and chasing butterflies.
00:13:32 Fuck it. 1.00
00:13:33 I'm a spaz out. 1.00
00:13:34 What's up?
00:13:34 Why you keep crying?
00:13:35 Tell me how it's a scam.
00:13:37 Do you even know what scam means?
00:13:39 You can make money so easily off Sneeko.net.
00:13:43 Off the creator kit.
00:13:44 It's so easy.
00:13:47 What is the scam?
00:13:48 Buz.
00:13:49 Taking pills to change your personality is inhumane.
00:13:51 I'm a stubborn kid with big dreams and ambitions.
00:13:53 Ten years ago, I stood in front of a mirror and told myself in all seriousness, I'm going
00:13:57 to do something great.
00:13:58 I'm going to do something great.
00:13:59 I ain't working for nobody. 1.00
00:14:01 I'm going to make money off my fucking phone. 0.99
00:14:03 I'm going to learn a skill. 0.99
00:14:05 I'm going to add value to the market and nobody's going to tell me what to do because
00:14:08 I got it.
00:14:10 If you don't want to do that, if you not, if you want to work for somebody else, if you 0.99
00:14:13 want to stay a bot in the matrix, then get the fuck out of my stream. 1.00
00:14:17 I don't know why you still type an L. Go learn a skill, stupid. 1.00
00:14:20 You're just broken mad. 1.00
00:14:22 Dummy. 0.99
00:14:23 Thanks for the 20. 0.98
00:14:24 Sneeko, keep doing what you're doing, bro.
00:14:25 You accomplished something that most of us don't realize we can.
00:14:28 Sneeko for president. 1.00
00:14:29 Fuck president. 1.00
00:14:29 Fuck politics. 1.00
00:14:31 This is better, bro. 1.00
00:14:32 I could talk to you one-on-one.
00:14:34 All the people typing scam right now, explain what the scam is.
00:14:37 Someone try to explain what the scam is.
00:14:40 You have listened to too much L3L3 and La Sanabi. 1.00
00:14:42 You just don't make money online. 0.99
00:14:44 Watch the prime, dummy. 0.70
00:14:46 Go scroll on TikTok more. 1.00
00:14:47 Dead ass. 1.00
00:14:48 Sick of you fucking nerds, bro. 1.00
00:14:50 You know what? 1.00
00:14:50 I've already done that.
00:14:51 I'm still trying to do what that other mirror over there is saying.
00:14:53 What's up? 1.00
00:14:57 How can you tell me shit when I've been saying the same shit for over eight years? 1.00
00:15:01 Suck my dick. 1.00
00:15:03 Suck my dick. 1.00
00:15:10 Sneeko.net, the creator kid live right now. 1.00
00:15:14 Unlock the tools to make money on social media.
00:15:16 I know how to do it.
00:15:17 Obviously, I know how to do it.
00:15:19 I could teach you and you can make money online too.
00:15:23 Or you could keep scrolling and be a bot. 1.00
00:15:28 Look at the fucking idiots typing scam. 1.00
00:15:29 You don't even know what that word means, you fucking idiot. 1.00
00:15:32 This isn't everything. 1.00
00:15:33 You're in school.
00:15:33 That's a scam. 1.00
00:15:35 This shit is $245 one-time payment I could teach you. 0.99
00:15:38 You can make your money back from the affiliate link. 0.99
00:15:40 Easy.
00:15:41 Easy.
00:15:42 What's the scam?
00:15:44 Genuinely, what is the scam? 1.00
00:15:46 You're fucking lost, bro. 0.99
00:15:56 That's it. 1.00
00:15:56 Is this your job?