SNEAKO - I miss the old SNEAKO…

00:00:00.000 This is a teenager's aspirations, a video I made in 2014 when I was 15 years old.

00:00:04.080 80% of you over 19 years of age haven't accomplished the dreams you had as a kid.

00:00:07.600 That's a s- that's a s- that's a s- that's a s- that's a s- that's a s- that's a s- that's a s-

00:00:14.000 that's a s- that's a statistic I made up and it sounds pretty reasonable. 0.97

00:00:18.920 When I say kid, I mean as a teenager or young adult, I can't say that, I'm not white. 0.77

00:00:22.660 I used to want to be a professional soccer player, but every 10-year-old wants to be a 0.74

00:00:25.480 pro at whatever shitty sport their parents made them play. 0.76

00:00:27.420 When I was 11, I wanted to be a doctor because that's what my Filipino grandparents said I 0.98

00:00:30.600 wanted to be.

00:00:31.180 One of the very few stereotypes I actually have.

00:00:33.580 But now as a 15-year-old, my dream job is to be a comedian.

00:00:35.900 I know it's not realistic and I know it's probably not going to happen, but that's why I call

00:00:39.040 it a dream job.

00:00:39.900 But that's just what I tell people.

00:00:41.100 I actually think I could become a comedian if I really tried. 0.99

00:00:43.500 It has nothing to do with that follow your dreams Disney bullshit.

00:00:46.000 I really believe that if you're motivated to do something that you're good at, you 0.96

00:00:48.900 can do it.

00:00:49.360 Being a comedian isn't just standing in front of a brick wall and telling jokes.

00:00:52.300 It's also what I do now.

00:00:53.280 This is comedy.

00:00:54.160 Admittedly a strange form of it.

00:00:55.420 But if you look at it, I'm entertaining thousands of people through comedy every day.

00:00:58.640 I'm a comedian right now and if it were a job, it'd be incredible.

00:01:01.220 It's depressing to think how few people actually end up doing what they love doing.

00:01:04.440 If you look at the most successful humans of all time, they were all ambitious and visionary.

00:01:07.880 How many of you are really doing what you want to do?

00:01:12.300 How many of you have really followed through your dreams?

00:01:15.720 I spoke all of this into existence.

00:01:18.980 I had belief and I had ambition from a young age.

00:01:21.460 I put it out online.

00:01:22.240 I applied that pressure on myself in 2014.

00:01:25.280 That's over eight years ago.

00:01:28.120 And I'm safe to say, I did it.

00:01:31.620 It's the belief and it's staying true to your word.

00:01:34.420 And I know how to stay true to your word.

00:01:38.300 I know how to be yourself online.

00:01:40.000 I know how to make videos online.

00:01:41.360 I've been doing it for this long.

00:01:43.040 And it's really, it feels good to see this now eight years later.

00:01:47.420 Most teenagers are like this.

00:01:48.860 We have our entire futures ahead of us.

00:01:50.560 And at this moment in our lives, our adult life is approaching.

00:01:53.220 So far, our entire lives have been devoted to learning what it takes to become a successful adult.

00:01:57.060 And as a teenager, this is finally right around the corner.

00:01:59.440 We don't have anything holding us back.

00:02:00.660 We don't have anything holding us back.

00:02:02.000 Kids, rent, taxes, any actual responsibilities.

00:02:04.720 If we put our mind to it, we can become whatever we want.

00:02:08.700 You could do anything you put your mind to, man.

00:02:11.000 I'm telling you, I really, I said it.

00:02:14.720 I said it and I did it.

00:02:17.420 And I want to teach you what I've learned.

00:02:19.920 Genuinely.

00:02:20.660 And if you don't want to, if you don't want to buy the course,

00:02:22.600 if you don't think there's valuable information in there,

00:02:24.840 sign up with the affiliate link. 0.93

00:02:27.680 And then make a bag, just clipping up my shit on TikTok, stealing my content. 0.92

00:02:31.460 Five years. 0.98

00:02:32.260 But like I said, 80% of us won't.

00:02:33.860 That's how life works.

00:02:34.980 People throw the term selling out a lot. 0.99

00:02:36.720 And I believe that if you accept a dead end fucking job to pay your bills, you're selling out. 0.97

00:02:40.180 It's not like you can accomplish your dreams later on in life. 0.99

00:02:42.740 This is something you can't procrastinate.

00:02:44.340 You actually have to do it.

00:02:45.720 Those conversations you have when you're 40 about what could have been, should have been.

00:02:49.620 You only live once and no matter what. 1.00

00:02:51.080 Do you want to be 40 and think, oh, maybe, maybe, what if, ah, shit. 1.00

00:02:56.060 Rap lyrics will tell you that doesn't mean getting hammered out of your mind every Friday. 1.00

00:02:59.420 Do you want to finish your life with regret? 1.00

00:03:00.880 Then just get off your ass and fucking do something. 1.00

00:03:02.620 Here's an opportunity. 1.00

00:03:06.680 Get off your ass and fucking do something. 1.00

00:03:08.220 But most people, you see it to this day, are still just, it's a scam. 1.00

00:03:12.560 It's a scam.

00:03:13.140 All right, bro.

00:03:13.760 You're not making any money online, obviously, or else you wouldn't be here hating in the

00:03:17.000 chat.

00:03:17.920 Here's an opportunity. 1.00

00:03:19.300 Here's an opportunity to get off your ass and do something. 1.00

00:03:22.180 But most people will choose to complain. 1.00

00:03:24.240 Getting this far on YouTube was a dream and I fucking did it.

00:03:26.400 What have you done? 0.79

00:03:27.000 This isn't a rhetorical question.

00:03:28.320 What have you done with your life?

00:03:29.360 For some of you, you're proud of your answer.

00:03:30.900 But for most, you're ashamed.

00:03:32.420 This isn't an insult in any way.

00:03:33.720 For once, I'm trying not to offend anyone.

00:03:35.600 Teenagers think they're invincible. 0.95

00:03:36.880 People depressed in their 30s look back to their glory years in high school.

00:03:39.400 People depressed in their 30s look back to their glory years in high school.

00:03:41.800 Another editing error.

00:03:43.500 I've gotten better in eight years.

00:03:44.920 That's because nothing held you back when you were 15. 1.00

00:03:47.140 There's literally nothing else in life I'd hate more than having a dead-end fucking job. 0.99

00:03:50.680 Seeing people on TV making something out of their lives while I'm filing reports for 0.99

00:03:54.180 a corporation I despise would kill me.

00:03:56.160 I had an interview at a school last week and the interviewer told my dad that she thought

00:03:59.280 I was visionary.

00:03:59.760 She said I had the potential to be the next Steve Jobs.

00:04:02.480 She told my dad not to tell me this, but he did it anyway.

00:04:04.940 And compliments like that shouldn't get to my head, but it sure as hell did.

00:04:07.580 Call me Eric and all you want. 1.00

00:04:08.760 Call me a cocky prick. 0.99

00:04:09.800 But I'm just confident. 0.99

00:04:10.680 Did this make you offended?

00:04:11.680 Good.

00:04:12.180 That's the first step to doing something with your life.

00:04:13.960 Or you could sit there and complain.

00:04:27.980 Thanks for the five.

00:04:42.900 Shay and bro to listen to those people.

00:04:44.900 I'm trying to pay one and done.

00:04:46.240 Make 10 clips in a weekend easy and grow insane on TikTok.

00:04:49.000 1% of 10K is 100 people times 50.

00:04:51.540 That's a bag.

00:04:53.480 Bro, you clearly don't know what a scam is.

00:04:56.500 You don't know what it is.

00:04:57.620 If this is a multi-level marketing scheme, then everything is.

00:05:01.000 Just saying MLM, MLM.

00:05:02.880 What does that mean?

00:05:04.180 What does that even mean?

00:05:05.200 Here's an opportunity to make easy money.

00:05:08.100 Hashtag Sneeko on TikTok has 1.2 billion views in two weeks.

00:05:13.400 The more you stay in my chat complaining, there's a kid who wants to get it, who's about

00:05:18.140 to get it, while you sit there and complain.

00:05:21.120 So here's an opportunity.

00:05:22.620 Here's how to edit.

00:05:23.760 Here's how to make money online.

00:05:25.280 Here's how to get inspired.

00:05:26.620 Here's how to ignore distractions.

00:05:28.260 This is how I did it.

00:05:29.900 And I've been doing it for, look at me.

00:05:32.780 That was eight years ago in 2015.

00:05:34.700 Everything I said is exactly what I say to this day.

00:05:38.540 You don't stay true to your word. 1.00

00:05:40.260 You don't even know how to make fucking money. 0.99

00:05:42.760 But you're in his beer mid-scheme. 0.99

00:05:44.220 What does that even mean?

00:05:46.840 Here's an opportunity.

00:05:48.640 Take it or don't. 1.00

00:05:50.000 And you know, the hustlers, the ambitious people, they know that you're a fucking loser. 1.00

00:05:55.120 They're watching you go, oh, okay. 1.00

00:05:56.940 They see an opportunity.

00:05:58.140 They're going to go get it.

00:06:00.360 What do you want to do? 0.98

00:06:01.600 Pick one, dummy. 0.96

00:06:02.520 Fine. 0.98

00:06:08.740 Don't take it.

00:06:10.060 It's a one-time payment.

00:06:11.760 There's valuable information.

00:06:13.840 I teach you every, my editor teaches you how to edit.

00:06:16.240 I'm teaching you how to get inspired.

00:06:17.800 I'm teaching you how to make videos properly.

00:06:19.560 I'm teaching you what I learned from MrBeast, the most successful YouTuber of all time.

00:06:23.400 A YouTuber that I've worked with.

00:06:25.360 So take the opportunity or don't.

00:06:27.840 There's valuable information in there.

00:06:29.700 I spent weeks making these videos.

00:06:31.360 There's a Discord server where you could communicate with people who want to go get it, bro. 0.98

00:06:37.080 You spend six hours a day playing fucking Fortnite, squalling on TikTok. 0.96

00:06:40.720 What do you want to do? 1.00

00:06:41.260 Complain more in the chat?

00:06:42.340 This is a scam. 1.00

00:06:43.600 What's the scam, you fucking idiot? 1.00

00:06:45.520 What is the scam? 1.00

00:06:47.420 Value for money. 1.00

00:06:48.860 That's how every product works, stupid. 1.00

00:06:51.060 Just because you think you know me because you see me talk, you're calling it a scam because I can make money off of this. 1.00

00:06:57.780 That's not a scam.

00:06:58.940 That's business. 1.00

00:07:00.300 Stupid. 1.00

00:07:01.300 Value for money. 1.00

00:07:03.120 Grow the fuck up. 0.98

00:07:04.940 Do you realize how many hustlers are watching this right now, ready to go and get it? 1.00

00:07:09.040 How many people are seeing this opportunity and clipping up a TikTok right now, laughing at your dumb ass? 1.00

00:07:14.860 They get $50 for everybody who signs up. 0.99

00:07:17.240 The affiliate program is just really good.

00:07:19.480 That's how you grow a business.

00:07:21.160 Multi-level marketing scheme.

00:07:22.740 You just heard another YouTuber, a soy boy, say that and you're echoing it online. 1.00

00:07:27.580 Fucking idiot. 1.00

00:07:29.020 Multi-level. 1.00

00:07:29.780 You don't even know what that means.

00:07:31.500 Genuinely.

00:07:31.920 So you can get to it or you can cry about it, bro.

00:07:51.380 I get decent grades in school, but I was never a straight-A student.

00:07:54.620 Sneak-o, a stubborn teenager's ambitions, July 8, 2014.

00:07:59.100 I was never the kid getting awards for being kick-ass at Algebra, which we'll all definitely use after our diplomas are awarded. 1.00

00:08:04.660 Alright, if you're saying, Elle, go back to school, stupid. 1.00

00:08:08.280 Go work in an office. 1.00

00:08:09.720 I'm giving you an opportunity to become an independent online creative, bro.

00:08:14.900 I'm teaching you how to make money with your phone.

00:08:17.800 This is where all the money is going.

00:08:22.580 www.sneeko.net, bro.

00:08:24.820 I'm teaching you how to do it.

00:08:26.100 And even if you don't want to learn, if you just want to, if you already know this information, just use the affiliate link and post it on TikTok and make a bag.

00:08:34.180 Or you can stay here crying. 0.98

00:08:35.980 What doesn't make any sense to me, how many fucking idiots are staying in my stream typing Elle while there's an equal amount of people who are making money off of it. 1.00

00:08:44.140 You're fucking lost. 1.00

00:08:45.420 Why are you here if you're typing Elle? 1.00

00:08:47.200 Get the fuck out and keep crying and stay broke, stupid. 1.00

00:08:50.220 Dead ass, bro. 1.00

00:08:52.300 Stay broke. 1.00

00:08:53.940 If you're typing Elle, you clearly don't know how business works.

00:08:57.700 If you want to learn how online business works, go to the course.

00:09:01.420 I'll teach you.

00:09:03.020 I'll teach you.

00:09:04.120 Or don't.

00:09:05.040 Continue complaining, bro.

00:09:06.380 Keep typing Elle. 1.00

00:09:07.320 Why the fuck are you still here? 0.99

00:09:09.480 Like genuinely, why are you still here typing Elle? 1.00

00:09:12.300 Go away.

00:09:13.200 Go away.

00:09:15.780 Why are you still watching the stream if you're typing Elle? 1.00

00:09:18.280 If you think it's a scam, if you think it's an MLM, go to fucking someone else's shit. 1.00

00:09:23.460 Go play Fortnite. 1.00

00:09:24.640 Keep scrolling on TikTok while we make a bag off of you dumbass. 1.00

00:09:28.860 You can be a scroller or you can be a fucking independent creator. 1.00

00:09:34.680 What do you want to do? 1.00

00:09:35.580 Work a stupid ass job or make money while the bots scroll, you fucking dummy? 1.00

00:09:40.660 Jesus Christ, bro. 1.00

00:09:42.140 I didn't exceed at my studies after fourth grade.

00:09:44.220 Before I turned 10 years old, I was a stereotypical Asian nerd. 0.91

00:09:46.940 I bragged to kids in the playground that I knew Log Division and they didn't.

00:09:49.820 I could make a diorama of a Roe Dahl book better than anyone. 1.00

00:09:52.480 I loved all that shit. 0.99

00:09:53.480 I loved learning. 1.00

00:09:54.460 I loved my classes.

00:09:55.460 I enjoyed it.

00:09:56.120 But in the fifth grade, I started seeing how pointless spending four months learning about

00:09:58.780 a Greek god was. 0.99

00:09:59.800 I slacked off on my homework, spaced out in class, and didn't give a shit anymore. 0.98

00:10:02.980 I no longer enjoyed it. 0.99

00:10:04.260 I had no drive.

00:10:05.300 Blame it on ADHD.

00:10:06.340 Blame it on puberty.

00:10:07.220 It doesn't really matter.

00:10:08.140 I'm not convinced either are even real.

00:10:09.680 And I'm the one popping Ritalin every morning.

00:10:11.360 This continued until this year, when I started ninth grade English.

00:10:14.120 This class immediately sparked something in my brain.

00:10:16.180 For the first time, I didn't have to reward myself with internet breaks after spending

00:10:19.420 15 minutes on homework.

00:10:20.740 But you, everyone type of L, is just gonna reward me. 0.93

00:10:24.000 Yeah, this is a scam.

00:10:25.660 Why you make no money?

00:10:27.200 Taking internet breaks.

00:10:29.500 Aren't you tired of doing that?

00:10:31.560 Aren't you tired of like attaching your dopamine to your phone? 0.99

00:10:36.220 Aren't you tired of squalling, looking at prom, looking at girls shaking ass on Instagram? 0.99

00:10:40.480 Aren't you tired of getting no matches on Tinder? 0.99

00:10:43.120 Aren't you tired of going on TikTok for three hours and not even remembering? 1.00

00:10:46.180 Aren't you tired of your attention span going to shit? 1.00

00:10:50.540 Then make money online. 1.00

00:10:52.480 You spend all this time on your phone, you might as well make money off of it.

00:10:57.000 I didn't need to mentally prepare myself for that eight-hour procrastination fest I called

00:11:00.380 studying.

00:11:00.920 Every creative writing assignment was a challenge.

00:11:02.780 And each one was more fun than the last.

00:11:04.680 Yes, fun.

00:11:05.700 I had actual fun doing my homework.

00:11:07.520 Call me a nerd.

00:11:08.200 I am a good writer.

00:11:09.040 A very good one.

00:11:09.760 But it took someone to see the potential to make me believe it.

00:11:11.920 This is why I won't ever be able to have a blue-collar job working for Donald Trump 9 to

00:11:15.160 5 selling stuff kids in China made.

00:11:16.900 I need to do something I'm passionate about.

00:11:18.720 Or else I physically can't put myself in that position without hating myself every-

00:11:21.840 I'm not like you that people type in scam.

00:11:24.480 I'm not like you.

00:11:25.220 I physically cannot do school.

00:11:28.260 I can't put myself to do it.

00:11:29.980 I can't sit in an office and work for somebody that I disrespect.

00:11:33.820 I'm not like you. 1.00

00:11:35.000 If you need somebody to tell you what to do, get the fuck out of my stream and keep complaining. 0.99

00:11:39.460 For the people who want to work for themselves, for the people who see an opportunity to make 0.99

00:11:43.620 money on their phone, stay here.

00:11:45.500 Let's keep growing because all the money is going to be online.

00:11:49.260 There's an opportunity for everybody to become their own entrepreneur.

00:11:54.040 And I can teach you how to do it.

00:11:57.600 Why do you think I'm here with this Millie plaque?

00:11:59.820 Why do you think everything I said eight years ago came true?

00:12:04.800 July 8th, 2014.

00:12:12.260 Over eight years ago, I'm still right.

00:12:14.820 This is what people with ADHD are like.

00:12:17.240 You may be like this too, but nobody prescribed you pills.

00:12:19.540 If I try to do something that doesn't constantly stimulate my mind and challenge my intelligence, 0.96

00:12:23.420 it bores the living shit out of me.

00:12:25.100 If it's something I enjoy like ninth grade English, nobody compares.

00:12:28.120 I am the best at it, and I have to prove it.

00:12:30.400 If I like something, I will prove to you I'm better.

00:12:32.520 I will stop at nothing to keep doing it.

00:12:34.260 It's simple motivation.

00:12:35.300 It's what drives me to make YouTube videos every day.

00:12:37.100 Even though there are people out there who want to piss me off, slow down my little success, 0.99

00:12:40.620 trying to make me feel like an asshole, 0.96

00:12:42.000 the constant drive to be the very best, like no one ever was, is always there. 0.99

00:12:45.620 This extends beyond YouTube.

00:12:47.140 This reaches out towards a stage in a mic, a camera in a suit, a Suarez in a shoulder.

00:12:50.580 The possibilities are endless.

00:12:51.920 Oh, you're wasting your time. 1.00

00:12:53.100 Fuck you. 1.00

00:12:53.420 I lost my watch anyway. 1.00

00:12:54.440 Oh, this is a scam. 1.00

00:12:57.660 Fuck you. 1.00

00:12:58.520 Let's get bread. 1.00

00:12:59.520 You're not thinking realistically. 1.00

00:13:00.940 Fuck you. 1.00

00:13:01.360 I don't think fake-istically. 1.00

00:13:02.920 You're not good enough. 1.00

00:13:03.740 Fuck you. 1.00

00:13:04.140 I'll get better. 1.00

00:13:05.040 Fuck you. 1.00

00:13:05.900 I'll get better, pussy. 1.00

00:13:07.840 What's up? 1.00

00:13:08.480 Fuck you too, doctors. 1.00

00:13:09.860 Telling me I need meth in a capsule to function how you think I should function? 1.00

00:13:12.900 I don't need that shit. 1.00

00:13:14.120 I don't need to calm down. 1.00

00:13:15.060 I don't need your fucking pills. 0.99

00:13:16.020 We up a billion fucking views on TikTok without the affiliate program. 1.00

00:13:22.300 Now I got an affiliate program and everybody who's posted is about to make money while you cry, stupid. 1.00

00:13:27.500 ADHD isn't a disease. 1.00

00:13:29.000 It's a condition.

00:13:29.900 A.K.A. society doesn't want me spazzing out and chasing butterflies.

00:13:32.640 Fuck it. 1.00

00:13:33.040 I'm a spaz out. 1.00

00:13:34.220 What's up?

00:13:34.920 Why you keep crying?

00:13:35.880 Tell me how it's a scam.

00:13:37.260 Do you even know what scam means?

00:13:39.560 You can make money so easily off Sneeko.net.

00:13:43.460 Off the creator kit.

00:13:44.340 It's so easy.

00:13:47.000 What is the scam?

00:13:48.760 Buz.

00:13:49.220 Taking pills to change your personality is inhumane.

00:13:51.720 I'm a stubborn kid with big dreams and ambitions.

00:13:53.700 Ten years ago, I stood in front of a mirror and told myself in all seriousness, I'm going

00:13:57.100 to do something great.

00:13:58.040 I'm going to do something great.

00:13:59.940 I ain't working for nobody. 1.00

00:14:01.500 I'm going to make money off my fucking phone. 0.99

00:14:03.780 I'm going to learn a skill. 0.99

00:14:05.140 I'm going to add value to the market and nobody's going to tell me what to do because

00:14:08.820 I got it.

00:14:10.120 If you don't want to do that, if you not, if you want to work for somebody else, if you 0.99

00:14:13.660 want to stay a bot in the matrix, then get the fuck out of my stream. 1.00

00:14:17.140 I don't know why you still type an L. Go learn a skill, stupid. 1.00

00:14:20.700 You're just broken mad. 1.00

00:14:22.720 Dummy. 0.99

00:14:23.320 Thanks for the 20. 0.98

00:14:24.520 Sneeko, keep doing what you're doing, bro.

00:14:25.860 You accomplished something that most of us don't realize we can.

00:14:28.140 Sneeko for president. 1.00

00:14:29.080 Fuck president. 1.00

00:14:29.760 Fuck politics. 1.00

00:14:31.140 This is better, bro. 1.00

00:14:32.120 I could talk to you one-on-one.

00:14:34.640 All the people typing scam right now, explain what the scam is.

00:14:37.800 Someone try to explain what the scam is.

00:14:40.100 You have listened to too much L3L3 and La Sanabi. 1.00

00:14:42.840 You just don't make money online. 0.99

00:14:44.540 Watch the prime, dummy. 0.70

00:14:46.040 Go scroll on TikTok more. 1.00

00:14:47.560 Dead ass. 1.00

00:14:48.900 Sick of you fucking nerds, bro. 1.00

00:14:50.380 You know what? 1.00

00:14:50.860 I've already done that.

00:14:51.680 I'm still trying to do what that other mirror over there is saying.

00:14:53.700 What's up? 1.00

00:14:57.060 How can you tell me shit when I've been saying the same shit for over eight years? 1.00

00:15:01.320 Suck my dick. 1.00

00:15:03.560 Suck my dick. 1.00

00:15:10.980 Sneeko.net, the creator kid live right now. 1.00

00:15:14.160 Unlock the tools to make money on social media.

00:15:16.340 I know how to do it.

00:15:17.960 Obviously, I know how to do it.

00:15:19.320 I could teach you and you can make money online too.

00:15:23.900 Or you could keep scrolling and be a bot. 1.00

00:15:28.040 Look at the fucking idiots typing scam. 1.00

00:15:29.920 You don't even know what that word means, you fucking idiot. 1.00

00:15:32.080 This isn't everything. 1.00

00:15:33.160 You're in school.

00:15:33.960 That's a scam. 1.00

00:15:35.220 This shit is $245 one-time payment I could teach you. 0.99

00:15:38.440 You can make your money back from the affiliate link. 0.99

00:15:40.200 Easy.

00:15:41.300 Easy.

00:15:42.880 What's the scam?

00:15:44.600 Genuinely, what is the scam? 1.00

00:15:46.500 You're fucking lost, bro. 0.99

00:15:56.060 That's it. 1.00

00:15:56.500 Is this your job?

SNEAKO - December 21, 2024

I miss the old SNEAKO…

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