SNEAKO - June 27, 2022I Took a TRIP to Amsterdam...
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Summary
In this episode we talk about our trip to Barcelona, the airport, the red light district, and the craziness that is going on in Amsterdam. We also talk about the trip to the Red Light District and some other stuff.
Transcript
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that's the end of the barcelona trip now we're going to amsterdam so we can go hang out at the
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red light district all night yo chad who's been to the red light district let me know about it is
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it a scam is it worth it 50 euros for something i mean that's not that bad i wasn't vlogging we were
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in barcelona for the longest time on any city of this trip i wasn't vlogging much in there because
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i was like in deep earnest hemingway artist mood i made that video authenticity i should go up today
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i just sent it over to musa for some drawings how are those drawings wl and on the drawings i'm on
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that video but i thought that was really good i hand wrote it and took a while filming it but that
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was like yeah six days in barcelona we've been doing like three days in every other country
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every other place we've been no even like one day in germany the barcelona was the longest stay i think
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we're doing namster for three days again and then i don't know no wednesday to saturday so far i think
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we should fly to italy on saturday i don't know like there's only so many girls at the red light
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district i don't feel like we need a whole week for that i feel like we can just like you know
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fuck all of them three days now we're at the part of the airport where we need to have uh way more
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stress and none of the checking works because of her suitcase carry on to be on i'd be sitting on the
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plane drinking wine right now remember before you got on the trip and i said bring a carry-on
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don't check it back do you recall that i'm just asking do you recall no oh you have no recollection
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of that happening no i didn't i didn't tell you so i wanted to say i told you so but i guess i did
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you could be sitting on the plane papa edibles right now bro look at it all these fucking bums
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checking bags like why would you just you don't need four pairs of shoes bro what was more important
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for my new again for your instagram photos yeah so we're in line for instagram we're waiting in line
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to take tiktoks what is it's helping your vlog minute limit eight minutes you're saying that this
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content well we could be in amsterdam doing exciting fun stuff but it said like half the vlogs in the
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airport it's not even here yet moosa can you put the edit from spongebob and this goes two hours later
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i'm not stupid right we're gate b there's no b but you have to go here they put a giant mcdonald's ad
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but they don't put a b is that stupid or am i stupid because we just have the acid security
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permiso uh i'm a fucking american i don't speak english can you help me out all right i'm stressed out
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we need to get out of the airport bro okay we checked your cute bikinis you're good to go you
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could take an instagram photo for your friends okay that was good at least she gets a cute photo
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for her friends if any where's the b d e okay this is dumb i hate oh now it says b now it says
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b sick of these hoes bro sick of these hoes traveling with you is so stressful why usually the most
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annoying person's show bro you're the one with the suitcase bro you're the girly girl that needs
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your little fucking shoes all you do is complain every single all we do is wait in line so that
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you can be cute every single second of the way is you complaining and okay complaining to the camera
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i am sweating right now i'm sweating right now so that we can be cute for instagram for you
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and pictures that you're not even going to tag me in yet
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all right yeah we made it got delayed as usual but we're getting going we're going to be in
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amsterdam i'm not really sure what i want to do here i want to do a meetup heard they got that red light
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heard they got the mushrooms and i heard they got illegal weed but other than that and we're also
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going to see an frank house we're going to do shrooms in anna frank's house yeah trip in an frank's
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house no not in it you want to go trip in the holocaust museum no oh okay okay i don't want to do
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that music cut out but that was too so you know that when i say moosa cut it out i'm saying keep
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it in because sometimes you actually do cut it out and i'm like oh he doesn't understand what's
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being ironic early on in the relationship when we were still like meshing around and she was like
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picking and choosing between boyfriends i remember she invited me to a party and there was one moment
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where like someone said a joke that wasn't even that funny and then she does this thing where she'll
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laugh for like 45 more seconds longer than everyone else so after the joke's still like
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haha you know they're cooling off she's still like
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and like i see people at the party like looking around like okay is this bitch gonna stop fucking
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laughing or like what's up i had the decision like all right do i laugh with her or at her and i
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laughed with her now we're going to amsterdam see did you say about my suitcase it's not full at all
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oh there's a lot of space in it even though we went to like five different countries in a week
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but yeah see i was able to pack correctly my backpack full of all my job i literally bought my job with
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me and you can't bring it you need a whole bunker europe is still fucking communist bro even anne frank
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didn't have to do this this is not a good sign you know who got their luggage the carry on
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so i know you want to cut up this part where i keep talking about luggage but bro see what i'm saying
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this shit ain't moving now see we could be getting lunch right now but what are we waiting for
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what are we waiting for tell the audience her maleta her suitcase and now look what's not even
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moving chat oh wow wow this okay we'll see if it actually comes it's four of the flights on this
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baggage belt i'm saying there's a good chance you don't even get your bag don't say that the trip
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is ruined when i said that she cries in the elevator um well that tiny one in barcelona we got stuck in
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and for like five seconds the door is this and then literally she had a mental breakdown
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i'm not exaggerating too i couldn't film it but she literally
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there's something sneaker do something like i could like like i could just unlock the door
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you're not going to tell them the truth the truth about what
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darts urns but cottage urns dutch sounds like sims language it sounds like what english sounds like to africans
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luperdurt hurt mert all right stop see i keep being racist in front of the actual race you just
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ask what country are we in oh americans deutschland netherlands duh we're in amsterdam duh i bet you
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don't even know what the capital of amsterdam is i don't amsterdam's a city there's no capital
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that was it god that was the most american those eights in europe and you know she had a crush on
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her history teacher when she was a kid your histories i still do fucking terrible yo yo mr siegel you
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suck at teaching because she's what the fuck there's tall men there's tall men everywhere we go and he's
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right fucking next to you so but they're taller here no they're fucking not the average height is six
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feet i'm six eight so shut up fucking five six or you have no place to speak if you're under five
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ten we can't even hear you this place kind of sucks episode of sucks one more time can you help me get
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the pronunciation correct it's hollow hollow hollow yeah hollow can you tell me something else to say
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in dutch uh yeah of course how do you say i'm hungry when you've been hunger you've been hunger
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you've been hunger you've been hunger you know we also got harlem we got harlem in new york too you
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know that sorry it's harlem here and there's harlem in new york oh no harlem harlem there's harlem yeah
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oh shit harlem you see i don't think it's like the harlem in new york though how do you say where the
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bitches at how do you say where the girls at why does the mesh why does the mesh why does the mesh who has
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the mesh even hungry there's the mesh just got to the hotel chad i don't want to go back to america
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man i want to go back every time i open up social media there's more crazy shit going on in america
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i want to stay here we haven't even checked to the hotel thinking like what else should i accept again
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italy definitely next and then she was saying portugal maybe portugal yo i'm not even trying to go back
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to america anymore man beep beep root or okay rate the room seven no you can't use seven what do you
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rate eight yeah there you go that's it you know saying usually my picks are terrible but this is a
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good one the bad name is cool yeah baby come to the bathroom you could be in hunger varda mentions varda
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mentions we just arrived in amsterdam he didn't even know that this is the netherlands first off so we have
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to do like a little recap on all the countries we've been to we first we showed up in greece mykonos
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then we did a night in athens then yeah still greece but not like two cities i'm jacking those two
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different places mykonos and athens were completely different we did london then we went to london for
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three days then germany for one day accidentally in stuttgart germany then three days in london and now
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we're doing another three in amsterdam so did you count that up that's greece london barcelona germany
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amsterdam to the fifth country yeah and in like two weeks yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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you've been hunger okay can you try to figure out where the closet is because i i did not get it
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where's the closet where's the closet say now in the chat ready
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okay guess is in what the hell it's here would you have ever look at
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moose was that not cool am i overreacting about something simple let me see the bathroom
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it's definitely a bathroom whoa it's so european whoa whoa whoa
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whoa headaches bro right now moose is streaming instead of editing my video that's why you didn't
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see the video today i'm saying one of my favorite videos in a long time even moose himself said yo
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this is one out of ten it's one of your best videos and i know a perfect moose
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you're editing isn't though and learn the very bird virgin lurk herper durkin doofen schmerzen it's
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some vince verts gertzman i'm gonna buy you a birkin shut up he streams one time and gets
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fucking 60 viewers and now now you're too good to edit my video chat what did you think maybe the
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videos are by now the better time you're seeing this probably is uh
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yo slurring when i'm speaking sure you want to jump in a cab i told the girl i'm leaving you ain't
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getting fun though this evening no one no groupie coochie making a movie whoosie next day come
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just spelling your line like whoosie whoosie are you gonna try and stop me when i'm holding all these
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racks babe you can't change my habits maybe you should take a vacate she ain't trying to hear it when i
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clear it like a escape stop wait babe that's your phone that's your best mate hey first time in
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amsterdam hi hi wow cool yeah amsterdam yeah where's the red light district though i don't see any red
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lights but yes it's so beautiful when does that happen is that now that's now oh it's later oh cool
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tourists take cute pictures yeah i love it got it out my birkin it's working she says she a virgin
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it's hurt and doesn't that sound kind of like dutch no you've been hearing this language yonder
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birkin working she said virgin hurting got it on my birkin it's working she said she's a virgin it's
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hurting all right yeah you want to know how i know my modeling career is completely over it's fashion
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week it's men's fashion week in europe right now they're all here everybody from my agency and not one
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person has contacted me like asking where i'm at i'm just in europe while they're all here too
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it's done i gotta repeat it again because i didn't record it but moose is going to cut out all the
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parts where i'm calling him a mid-editor and put his 40 minutes of twitch advertisements and getting
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sturdy with butter that that for sure is going to make the video but all the parts where should edit
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yeah a little fact about amsterdam and about dutch people heineken's actually from here this is the home
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of heineken the dutch beer and they are avid beer drinkers so if you want to go in and get your
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brew on come to amsterdam we have not seen one single rat the whole time we've been in europe
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rats bring charm you know that not even not even a uh i think we saw some in paris though
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oh we haven't been there in this trip though you know what happened like people like you would be like
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i remember when rats used to be in new york ain't no more rats in here they used to come around and come
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sniff and scare people away oh they look so pretty this is just a store for mushrooms us is really
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behind bro if we had this i think we'd shoot each other less they literally sell molly in stores here
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bro you could just buy mdma here bro i feel like i should not even be allowed to vlogging here that's
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crazy you could just get shrooms mdm why would this is hi thank you for the drugs i could just yeah
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i just bought drugs so we just got truffles and this liquid molly thing i trusted that guy's
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recommendation he had the face of like guys i went to high school with who were tripping balls off
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all the time so he knows what he's talking about i'm excited bro what the you could just go into
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storm by molly what what though they literally had a specific strain of shrooms just for therapy
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it's not even that visual anything it's just like if it's something wrong with your head or if
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you're not feeling well you take this and it makes it go away like what you could just take a you
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could just take therapy part of the trip where we're very hungry from traveling and we can't find a good
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restaurant and now we're going to be cranky at each other but i'm just not going to pick because
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like wherever a restaurant i pick you're going to complain about
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my pain means i'm a winner i'm paying for this dinner what question did you just ask about open
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container in Amsterdam they're open container here as well everywhere but america you could drink
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outside america's so miserable america's miserable americans suck bro america sucks bro i already learned
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two dutch phrases alice lekker and when you want to tell someone to shut the up i bet i don't
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want to yell that in case it's rude i was asking the waiter and he's like we're very polite people
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in netherlands so like i feel bad like you know what i just want to yell like imagine how like
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their hard r because all their r's are so hard imagine how hard that r's gonna hit bro i want to
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hear a dutch person with that hard r i'm gonna hit the alice lekker get off my property you snake snake
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yo not it's something it's such a mess i remember i saw you it's i forget sneak yo i don't know i
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don't remember it's something just say say i i gotta go back to my only fans i forgot i i sorry yeah
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when i remember i'll let you know but it's good to meet you anyway yeah fish out bro sneeko sneeko
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sneeko yeah i remember i used to watch you years ago years ago what happened yeah grew up that's
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why you stopped watching you got too mature oh you're a filmer oh that's why you know what's
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your name uh carl bro carl i think i've seen you on only fans yeah probably you're that guy cutie 69
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oh 69 man yo the lotion videos go crazy i was showing her i was trying to say like i got to incorporate
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the eggs and stuff like the way you do i don't really got it like you but yo how to basic showed me the
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way man how to basic yo he really got that she got the toes and everything oh yeah all of it all
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parts of the all crevices yo shout out to how to basic i gotta like start throwing eggs at your
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bitch just like you that's how you get that youtube money you feel me that's that ass sense money bro
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damn son yo you really got it bro it's great to meet you great to meet you too bro that last dude was
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like yo i really like it's nice to meet the both of y'all it's really nice to meet the both of y'all and
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she gonna keep playing with me bro you have never been to amsterdam in your life bro how many men are you
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gonna pull up with and then people gonna be like yeah i love the both of y'all from the videos we
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saw get off my dick bro you can't compete with that shit bro lurker durbin durkin lurper durbin
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yo whoever was that dutch guy that just went by on the bike and gave her a drive by wow i'm a durkin
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durplin your bitch ho yo yan whoever you think i'm around bro i'm a flirkin durp durpin all over
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your hoe what's up what's up what's up y'all shut the fuck up bro getting all in my space hey baby
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just give me a break i think i'm soft or hard inception school boy lessons trump with an ace sorry for
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these death replies i ain't really seen my phone in days yeah i ain't really seen my phone in
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nah man i ain't got my camera we're with the dublin squad right now bro
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we ain't dublin squad what's up bro i gotta put this in the vlog bro fuck that
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shit dublin we in the building you heard me some dublin shit to say right now how you say like we
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outside bro what's the starting what's the starting what's the starting what's the starting
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what's the starting the whole squad on the train bro that's that youtube connection bro all these irish
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ass people in here black irish people what the fuck chig is really in amsterdam you are