SNEAKO - I Took a TRIP to Amsterdam...

00:00:00.000 that's the end of the barcelona trip now we're going to amsterdam so we can go hang out at the

00:00:23.540 red light district all night yo chad who's been to the red light district let me know about it is

00:00:27.160 it a scam is it worth it 50 euros for something i mean that's not that bad i wasn't vlogging we were

00:00:32.900 in barcelona for the longest time on any city of this trip i wasn't vlogging much in there because

00:00:37.080 i was like in deep earnest hemingway artist mood i made that video authenticity i should go up today

00:00:42.060 i just sent it over to musa for some drawings how are those drawings wl and on the drawings i'm on

00:00:46.860 that video but i thought that was really good i hand wrote it and took a while filming it but that

00:00:50.960 was like yeah six days in barcelona we've been doing like three days in every other country

00:00:54.020 every other place we've been no even like one day in germany the barcelona was the longest stay i think

00:00:58.360 we're doing namster for three days again and then i don't know no wednesday to saturday so far i think

00:01:02.640 we should fly to italy on saturday i don't know like there's only so many girls at the red light 0.99

00:01:06.200 district i don't feel like we need a whole week for that i feel like we can just like you know 0.83

00:01:09.200 fuck all of them three days now we're at the part of the airport where we need to have uh way more 0.93

00:01:14.320 stress and none of the checking works because of her suitcase carry on to be on i'd be sitting on the 0.99

00:01:19.540 plane drinking wine right now remember before you got on the trip and i said bring a carry-on

00:01:27.520 don't check it back do you recall that i'm just asking do you recall no oh you have no recollection

00:01:35.940 of that happening no i didn't i didn't tell you so i wanted to say i told you so but i guess i did 0.99

00:01:42.980 you could be sitting on the plane papa edibles right now bro look at it all these fucking bums 1.00

00:01:48.180 checking bags like why would you just you don't need four pairs of shoes bro what was more important 0.99

00:01:53.560 for my new again for your instagram photos yeah so we're in line for instagram we're waiting in line

00:01:59.600 to take tiktoks what is it's helping your vlog minute limit eight minutes you're saying that this

00:02:05.680 content well we could be in amsterdam doing exciting fun stuff but it said like half the vlogs in the

00:02:09.720 airport it's not even here yet moosa can you put the edit from spongebob and this goes two hours later

00:02:18.460 i'm not stupid right we're gate b there's no b but you have to go here they put a giant mcdonald's ad

00:02:24.720 but they don't put a b is that stupid or am i stupid because we just have the acid security 0.98

00:02:28.860 permiso uh i'm a fucking american i don't speak english can you help me out all right i'm stressed out 0.99

00:02:33.540 we need to get out of the airport bro okay we checked your cute bikinis you're good to go you 0.99

00:02:37.020 could take an instagram photo for your friends okay that was good at least she gets a cute photo 0.93

00:02:41.700 for her friends if any where's the b d e okay this is dumb i hate oh now it says b now it says 0.95

00:02:48.320 b sick of these hoes bro sick of these hoes traveling with you is so stressful why usually the most 1.00

00:02:54.740 annoying person's show bro you're the one with the suitcase bro you're the girly girl that needs 1.00

00:03:00.320 your little fucking shoes all you do is complain every single all we do is wait in line so that 1.00

00:03:05.100 you can be cute every single second of the way is you complaining and okay complaining to the camera 1.00

00:03:09.840 i am sweating right now i'm sweating right now so that we can be cute for instagram for you

00:03:15.020 and pictures that you're not even going to tag me in yet

00:03:17.000 all right yeah we made it got delayed as usual but we're getting going we're going to be in

00:03:28.420 amsterdam i'm not really sure what i want to do here i want to do a meetup heard they got that red light

00:03:31.800 heard they got the mushrooms and i heard they got illegal weed but other than that and we're also

00:03:36.500 going to see an frank house we're going to do shrooms in anna frank's house yeah trip in an frank's

00:03:40.840 house no not in it you want to go trip in the holocaust museum no oh okay okay i don't want to do

00:03:45.620 that music cut out but that was too so you know that when i say moosa cut it out i'm saying keep

00:03:50.120 it in because sometimes you actually do cut it out and i'm like oh he doesn't understand what's

00:03:53.540 being ironic early on in the relationship when we were still like meshing around and she was like

00:04:06.640 picking and choosing between boyfriends i remember she invited me to a party and there was one moment

00:04:10.720 where like someone said a joke that wasn't even that funny and then she does this thing where she'll 0.97

00:04:14.480 laugh for like 45 more seconds longer than everyone else so after the joke's still like

00:04:18.860 haha you know they're cooling off she's still like 1.00

00:04:20.860 and like i see people at the party like looking around like okay is this bitch gonna stop fucking 1.00

00:04:26.860 laughing or like what's up i had the decision like all right do i laugh with her or at her and i 0.95

00:04:31.320 laughed with her now we're going to amsterdam see did you say about my suitcase it's not full at all

00:04:36.140 oh there's a lot of space in it even though we went to like five different countries in a week

00:04:40.240 but yeah see i was able to pack correctly my backpack full of all my job i literally bought my job with 0.94

00:04:46.420 me and you can't bring it you need a whole bunker europe is still fucking communist bro even anne frank 0.99

00:04:54.040 didn't have to do this this is not a good sign you know who got their luggage the carry on 0.97

00:05:16.900 so i know you want to cut up this part where i keep talking about luggage but bro see what i'm saying

00:05:20.240 this shit ain't moving now see we could be getting lunch right now but what are we waiting for 0.93

00:05:24.760 what are we waiting for tell the audience her maleta her suitcase and now look what's not even 0.99

00:05:29.760 moving chat oh wow wow this okay we'll see if it actually comes it's four of the flights on this

00:05:36.520 baggage belt i'm saying there's a good chance you don't even get your bag don't say that the trip

00:05:40.360 is ruined when i said that she cries in the elevator um well that tiny one in barcelona we got stuck in

00:05:45.740 and for like five seconds the door is this and then literally she had a mental breakdown

00:05:49.860 i'm not exaggerating too i couldn't film it but she literally

00:05:53.520 there's something sneaker do something like i could like like i could just unlock the door

00:06:01.420 you're not going to tell them the truth the truth about what

00:06:03.700 what i call you hubie

00:06:05.880 yo can i tell you for a second

00:06:09.420 darts urns but cottage urns dutch sounds like sims language it sounds like what english sounds like to africans

00:06:15.640 luperdurt

00:06:16.640 luperdurt hurt mert all right stop see i keep being racist in front of the actual race you just

00:06:21.940 ask what country are we in oh americans deutschland netherlands duh we're in amsterdam duh i bet you

00:06:30.640 don't even know what the capital of amsterdam is i don't amsterdam's a city there's no capital

00:06:35.380 that was it god that was the most american those eights in europe and you know she had a crush on 1.00

00:06:41.560 her history teacher when she was a kid your histories i still do fucking terrible yo yo mr siegel you 1.00

00:06:47.180 suck at teaching because she's what the fuck there's tall men there's tall men everywhere we go and he's 1.00

00:06:52.920 right fucking next to you so but they're taller here no they're fucking not the average height is six 1.00

00:06:56.980 feet i'm six eight so shut up fucking five six or you have no place to speak if you're under five 1.00

00:07:00.900 ten we can't even hear you this place kind of sucks episode of sucks one more time can you help me get 1.00

00:07:06.780 the pronunciation correct it's hollow hollow hollow yeah hollow can you tell me something else to say 0.97

00:07:15.900 in dutch uh yeah of course how do you say i'm hungry when you've been hunger you've been hunger

00:07:22.740 you've been hunger you've been hunger you know we also got harlem we got harlem in new york too you

00:07:26.980 know that sorry it's harlem here and there's harlem in new york oh no harlem harlem there's harlem yeah 0.95

00:07:32.860 oh shit harlem you see i don't think it's like the harlem in new york though how do you say where the 0.98

00:07:38.740 bitches at how do you say where the girls at why does the mesh why does the mesh why does the mesh who has 1.00

00:07:49.360 the mesh even hungry there's the mesh just got to the hotel chad i don't want to go back to america 0.99

00:07:57.460 man i want to go back every time i open up social media there's more crazy shit going on in america 0.83

00:08:01.240 i want to stay here we haven't even checked to the hotel thinking like what else should i accept again 0.84

00:08:05.320 italy definitely next and then she was saying portugal maybe portugal yo i'm not even trying to go back

00:08:10.600 to america anymore man beep beep root or okay rate the room seven no you can't use seven what do you

00:08:20.580 rate eight yeah there you go that's it you know saying usually my picks are terrible but this is a

00:08:24.660 good one the bad name is cool yeah baby come to the bathroom you could be in hunger varda mentions varda

00:08:30.560 mentions we just arrived in amsterdam he didn't even know that this is the netherlands first off so we have

00:08:35.620 to do like a little recap on all the countries we've been to we first we showed up in greece mykonos

00:08:39.760 then we did a night in athens then yeah still greece but not like two cities i'm jacking those two

00:08:45.200 different places mykonos and athens were completely different we did london then we went to london for

00:08:49.180 three days then germany for one day accidentally in stuttgart germany then three days in london and now

00:08:56.840 we're doing another three in amsterdam so did you count that up that's greece london barcelona germany

00:09:01.640 amsterdam to the fifth country yeah and in like two weeks yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

00:09:11.400 you've been hunger okay can you try to figure out where the closet is because i i did not get it

00:09:17.000 where's the closet where's the closet say now in the chat ready

00:09:20.600 okay guess is in what the hell it's here would you have ever look at

00:09:30.520 moose was that not cool am i overreacting about something simple let me see the bathroom

00:09:39.080 it's definitely a bathroom whoa it's so european whoa whoa whoa

00:09:48.840 whoa headaches bro right now moose is streaming instead of editing my video that's why you didn't

00:09:53.080 see the video today i'm saying one of my favorite videos in a long time even moose himself said yo

00:09:57.080 this is one out of ten it's one of your best videos and i know a perfect moose

00:10:00.760 you're editing isn't though and learn the very bird virgin lurk herper durkin doofen schmerzen it's

00:10:08.040 some vince verts gertzman i'm gonna buy you a birkin shut up he streams one time and gets 0.91

00:10:14.440 fucking 60 viewers and now now you're too good to edit my video chat what did you think maybe the 0.96

00:10:19.480 videos are by now the better time you're seeing this probably is uh 0.99

00:10:23.400 yo slurring when i'm speaking sure you want to jump in a cab i told the girl i'm leaving you ain't 1.00

00:10:28.840 getting fun though this evening no one no groupie coochie making a movie whoosie next day come

00:10:34.280 just spelling your line like whoosie whoosie are you gonna try and stop me when i'm holding all these

00:10:38.520 racks babe you can't change my habits maybe you should take a vacate she ain't trying to hear it when i 1.00

00:10:44.040 clear it like a escape stop wait babe that's your phone that's your best mate hey first time in

00:10:50.040 amsterdam hi hi wow cool yeah amsterdam yeah where's the red light district though i don't see any red

00:10:56.520 lights but yes it's so beautiful when does that happen is that now that's now oh it's later oh cool

00:11:02.680 tourists take cute pictures yeah i love it got it out my birkin it's working she says she a virgin

00:11:11.480 it's hurt and doesn't that sound kind of like dutch no you've been hearing this language yonder

00:11:15.640 birkin working she said virgin hurting got it on my birkin it's working she said she's a virgin it's 0.96

00:11:21.560 hurting all right yeah you want to know how i know my modeling career is completely over it's fashion

00:11:27.320 week it's men's fashion week in europe right now they're all here everybody from my agency and not one

00:11:31.960 person has contacted me like asking where i'm at i'm just in europe while they're all here too

00:11:36.600 it's done i gotta repeat it again because i didn't record it but moose is going to cut out all the

00:11:41.880 parts where i'm calling him a mid-editor and put his 40 minutes of twitch advertisements and getting

00:11:46.520 sturdy with butter that that for sure is going to make the video but all the parts where should edit

00:11:50.360 better yeah cut it out right

00:12:01.160 yeah a little fact about amsterdam and about dutch people heineken's actually from here this is the home

00:12:05.240 of heineken the dutch beer and they are avid beer drinkers so if you want to go in and get your

00:12:09.880 brew on come to amsterdam we have not seen one single rat the whole time we've been in europe

00:12:15.880 rats bring charm you know that not even not even a uh i think we saw some in paris though

00:12:21.240 oh we haven't been there in this trip though you know what happened like people like you would be like

00:12:25.640 i remember when rats used to be in new york ain't no more rats in here they used to come around and come

00:12:29.400 sniff and scare people away oh they look so pretty this is just a store for mushrooms us is really

00:12:36.280 behind bro if we had this i think we'd shoot each other less they literally sell molly in stores here 1.00

00:12:43.880 bro you could just buy mdma here bro i feel like i should not even be allowed to vlogging here that's

00:12:48.600 crazy you could just get shrooms mdm why would this is hi thank you for the drugs i could just yeah

00:12:55.160 i just bought drugs so we just got truffles and this liquid molly thing i trusted that guy's 0.94

00:12:59.800 recommendation he had the face of like guys i went to high school with who were tripping balls off

00:13:03.560 all the time so he knows what he's talking about i'm excited bro what the you could just go into

00:13:07.320 storm by molly what what though they literally had a specific strain of shrooms just for therapy

00:13:13.160 it's not even that visual anything it's just like if it's something wrong with your head or if

00:13:16.760 you're not feeling well you take this and it makes it go away like what you could just take a you

00:13:20.680 could just take therapy part of the trip where we're very hungry from traveling and we can't find a good

00:13:24.680 restaurant and now we're going to be cranky at each other but i'm just not going to pick because

00:13:27.800 like wherever a restaurant i pick you're going to complain about

00:13:32.040 my pain means i'm a winner i'm paying for this dinner what question did you just ask about open

00:13:36.600 container in Amsterdam they're open container here as well everywhere but america you could drink 1.00

00:13:41.240 outside america's so miserable america's miserable americans suck bro america sucks bro i already learned 1.00

00:13:47.880 two dutch phrases alice lekker and when you want to tell someone to shut the up i bet i don't 1.00

00:13:53.400 want to yell that in case it's rude i was asking the waiter and he's like we're very polite people

00:13:57.400 in netherlands so like i feel bad like you know what i just want to yell like imagine how like

00:14:01.320 their hard r because all their r's are so hard imagine how hard that r's gonna hit bro i want to 0.99

00:14:06.360 hear a dutch person with that hard r i'm gonna hit the alice lekker get off my property you snake snake 1.00

00:14:12.520 yo not it's something it's such a mess i remember i saw you it's i forget sneak yo i don't know i 0.97

00:14:21.080 don't remember it's something just say say i i gotta go back to my only fans i forgot i i sorry yeah

00:14:27.000 when i remember i'll let you know but it's good to meet you anyway yeah fish out bro sneeko sneeko

00:14:31.000 sneeko yeah i remember i used to watch you years ago years ago what happened yeah grew up that's

00:14:36.600 why you stopped watching you got too mature oh you're a filmer oh that's why you know what's

00:14:40.680 your name uh carl bro carl i think i've seen you on only fans yeah probably you're that guy cutie 69

00:14:46.120 oh 69 man yo the lotion videos go crazy i was showing her i was trying to say like i got to incorporate

00:14:52.760 the eggs and stuff like the way you do i don't really got it like you but yo how to basic showed me the

00:14:57.000 way man how to basic yo he really got that she got the toes and everything oh yeah all of it all

00:15:01.240 parts of the all crevices yo shout out to how to basic i gotta like start throwing eggs at your 1.00

00:15:05.000 bitch just like you that's how you get that youtube money you feel me that's that ass sense money bro 1.00

00:15:08.920 damn son yo you really got it bro it's great to meet you great to meet you too bro that last dude was 1.00

00:15:13.080 like yo i really like it's nice to meet the both of y'all it's really nice to meet the both of y'all and 0.98

00:15:17.800 she gonna keep playing with me bro you have never been to amsterdam in your life bro how many men are you

00:15:23.560 gonna pull up with and then people gonna be like yeah i love the both of y'all from the videos we 1.00

00:15:28.920 saw get off my dick bro you can't compete with that shit bro lurker durbin durkin lurper durbin 0.99

00:15:38.440 yo whoever was that dutch guy that just went by on the bike and gave her a drive by wow i'm a durkin 1.00

00:15:43.080 durplin your bitch ho yo yan whoever you think i'm around bro i'm a flirkin durp durpin all over 1.00

00:15:48.840 your hoe what's up what's up what's up y'all shut the fuck up bro getting all in my space hey baby 1.00

00:15:55.160 just give me a break i think i'm soft or hard inception school boy lessons trump with an ace sorry for 0.99

00:16:00.360 these death replies i ain't really seen my phone in days yeah i ain't really seen my phone in

00:16:06.200 nah man i ain't got my camera we're with the dublin squad right now bro 0.99

00:16:09.720 we ain't dublin squad what's up bro i gotta put this in the vlog bro fuck that 0.99

00:16:13.960 shit dublin we in the building you heard me some dublin shit to say right now how you say like we 0.99

00:16:18.760 outside bro what's the starting what's the starting what's the starting what's the starting 0.99

00:16:26.520 what's the starting the whole squad on the train bro that's that youtube connection bro all these irish 1.00

00:16:32.920 ass people in here black irish people what the fuck chig is really in amsterdam you are 1.00

SNEAKO - June 27, 2022

I Took a TRIP to Amsterdam...

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