SNEAKO - June 14, 2022
I’m Taking A Mental Health Break...
Episode Stats
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201.91895
Summary
In the middle of a pandemic, a man was kicked out of a flight because he was wearing a mask, a woman was yelling at him for not having a mask on, and there was gum in his pants.
Transcript
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Take two talks of the loud, then I go pass it around
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Put a new London sound to the underground, and they're feeling me now
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Clack 7, I'm your pilot, I'm your highness, you can catch me in the clown
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Get a couple trees on the plug, roll that up, then I go burn that down
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Open the loud pack up, I'm like rotted, oh damn
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Loud pack smellin' so potent, smellin' like someone farted
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We really made it to comfort plus one day, we'll be first class, bro
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I have mad snacks packed in my bag here, the comfort plus snacks in the fanny pack
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We met up and hung out in the little snack area
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And we were hanging out in the snack area and there was gum in my pants
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This is not the interesting part of the vlog, though
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This is the least interesting part of the airport
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I don't know why I said that, mostly delete the part
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You're fucking dumb, you're fucking stupid, bro
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I just want to breathe on everyone that was wearing a mask still
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Look at that, I'm in an airport, I'm in a public international
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Just don't talk about it anymore, you're freaking loser
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But what about all the people who are screaming at me for not having a mask on the airport?
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The most annoying part that I just remembered is she's saying don't talk about the coconut anymore
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But we still need to go get a test in the middle of this Greek island just to come back
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Everybody here looks half European, half Arabic
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Kind of Jewish, kind of fucking Israeli, but also Italian at the same time
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Do you know it's 2022 and we have smartphones in our pockets?
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Like I know you think it's cute and MapQuest-y, but this is very inefficient
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Tell the people what conference are you doing? A maritime conference?
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Musa, if you could find some Greek drill music to play right here, that'd be perfect
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I don't know what it sounds like, but I know it exists
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I did cancel this flight and then I did rebuy it the day before
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We're going crazy with the streaming and shit like that
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And I don't want him to think that I'm fucking riding on his shit
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I remember them times looking at my phone so you hit my line
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About time you got off my mind cause a kid too sensitive to your lives
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I remember them times, looking at my phone so you hit my line
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About time you got off my mind, cause I get too sensitive to your lies
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Did all this damage that this is family cruise vibes
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Do you want to make friends here so that we have friends in Mykonos?
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How do you could tell if someone's Mykonos or not?
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This is the couples vlog part where I just zoom in and film food and stuff
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Every time she drinks one beer she's like, I'm a beer girl
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Uh, I think it's better if you discover it on your own
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And you will sit kind of chilling during the night
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So I forgot to press a cord but this is the best room reveal we've had so far and blah blah blah
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What just happened was I recorded the hotel room reveal and then I realized I didn't press the record button
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So now I'm making the decision should I say the same jokes that I said before
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But maria's gonna hear me repeat the joke so I can't but I was gonna say like oh look
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I feel like I made it for three days and but like now she hears me and she's cringing inside because she
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She knows that I'm phony because I repeated I got the the superior room because it had a pool. It's kind of like a tub
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It's kind of tub size not really a private pool. I'll take it
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I don't know about this euro trash music loose. I don't I don't know like what the deal is with us on me
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There's people there. I could just walk right into their room notice how our pool is bigger than their pool. Haha little pool stupid
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Yeah, I just want to come here for a couple days and clear my mind and then I'm off to London London
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That's for sure now flight is booked and GDM is gonna be there too. So London meetup. Stay tuned
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I need to get off the fucking internet, bro. I needed to get off of streaming
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I need to stop getting into YouTube beefs and yelling at my camera and I need time to reflect
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Maybe take a little psychedelic. Maybe not. I was spending like time reflecting on the streams and stuff like that, man
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I was screaming at the camera like and my attention span is getting bad
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I noticed I do this thing in the stream where I'll start immediately
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Complaining and insulting it before I even finish hearing what they were saying and half the time
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They're not even saying what I think they're saying. I'm just already complaining about the idea
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That I think that they're about us. So I just need to
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I'm getting too ADHD because of the streaming and I need to get back into
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Artsy deep earnest hemingway traveling europe meeting
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Brooding europe mode. I do think europeans have a more equal
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Level-headed less crazy balanced life than we do
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This is slightly better than getting called cucko in the chat in new york
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This is my view made a girlfriend. I just stepped out on my plane white tea
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But i'm looking i see so a sweet one couldn't lose her so i put her name down on my iphone 3
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Now we face them all these late nights got me waking up late for the rest of the week
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That's peep i still can't pat on my sleep now feel like a knee
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Just come back from turkey and i'm gonna go to london tomorrow
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This is not even my bedroom this is my brother's bedroom
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This is where i work is that the video was made here i'm using the laptop webcam
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What we saying alpha muscle that alpha which thing about the stream clips i've been working hard on them
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You know and the thumbnails and titles and everything i've been grinding away
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Let me know what you think i'm joking don't tell me i don't care bye