SNEAKO - July 24, 2022


Jim Carrey Exposed the Whole Industry 8 Years Ago


Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

147.34131

Word count

1,125

Sentence count

150

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

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Toxicity

54

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Hate speech

4

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Summary

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Jim Carrey on Jimmy Kimmel, pointing out evil? That's some demon shit, and he's showing it right to your face on a big late night fucking talk show right in front of demons? What the hell is going on here?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 This is Jim Carrey on Jimmy Kimmel, pointing out evil.
00:00:03.680 If you open tomorrow, please say hello to Jim Carrey.
00:00:06.700 Jim Carrey's secret hand signal. 1.00
00:00:30.000 That's some demon shit. 1.00
00:00:39.360 And he's showing it right to your face on a big late night fucking talk show. 1.00
00:00:46.120 Right in front of the demons. 1.00
00:00:47.360 Look at this demon. 0.57
00:00:48.020 Oh, that's so quirky.
00:00:49.480 Nah, you don't know what's going on.
00:01:00.000 Chat, from what I heard, apparently Jim Carrey was a demon too. 0.99
00:01:08.740 He was part of these fucking celebrity nonsense satanic rituals where they go to islands and 0.99
00:01:13.340 do weird rituals so that they all can expose. 0.99
00:01:15.740 But this shows me that he made it out.
00:01:20.460 He's been trying to show y'all.
00:01:21.720 Look at the crowd cheering it on, not seeing what he's doing.
00:01:23.840 Oh my God, he's so quirky.
00:01:25.440 Nope. 1.00
00:01:26.600 Wake the fuck up. 0.96
00:01:27.620 Look at Jimmy Kimmel. 0.99
00:01:28.320 Oh, what are you doing?
00:01:29.400 You know why he's going to get tight? 0.99
00:01:30.960 Because Jimmy Kimmel and all these late night shows, they need to do demon shit to get 0.99
00:01:34.980 in this position in the first place. 0.99
00:01:40.680 Is that a gang sign?
00:01:42.320 Have you, uh...
00:01:43.400 Yeah, it's a gang sign, Jimmy Kimmel. 1.00
00:01:45.220 It's the biggest gang in the goddamn world. 0.99
00:01:47.380 Oh, like you don't know what it is. 1.00
00:01:49.660 Ah, get exposed. 0.92
00:01:53.380 Ha, ha, ha, demon.
00:01:55.220 You don't know what that is.
00:01:56.540 I have no idea.
00:01:57.420 You don't know, Jimmy.
00:01:58.580 Yeah, you know Jimmy Kimmel, because y'all saw each other at the meetings, man.
00:02:02.300 Jimmy Kimmel's like, yo, I thought you were compromised.
00:02:05.280 Why is...
00:02:05.760 Why is...
00:02:06.760 Run it back.
00:02:08.760 I don't know what it is.
00:02:10.300 You don't know what that is.
00:02:11.620 I have no idea.
00:02:12.460 You don't know, Jimmy Fallon doesn't know, David Letterman doesn't know.
00:02:15.960 We don't know.
00:02:16.480 All the comics and show business don't know what this is.
00:02:19.640 To get to this level in show business, you need to do some weird-ass demonic rituals so that they're all on the same page. 0.99
00:02:27.500 I'm telling you, all the celebrities that you worship on your timeline, they're all part of this shit. 1.00
00:02:33.320 Right? 1.00
00:02:33.720 Yeah.
00:02:34.580 What is it?
00:02:35.380 Come on, Jimmy.
00:02:36.880 Seriously.
00:02:37.700 The time is up.
00:02:38.800 People are hip to this kind of stuff.
00:02:40.540 No, they're not. 1.00
00:02:41.160 This shit... 1.00
00:02:41.760 Chad, guess what year this was? 1.00
00:02:44.680 2014.
00:02:45.420 People are still not hip.
00:02:46.320 Look at the crowd.
00:02:47.120 They think he's doing a bit.
00:02:49.740 I'm here tonight to blow the lid off it, to be the whistleblower.
00:02:54.860 I'm sick and tired of the secrets and the lies.
00:02:57.400 It is the secret symbol of the Luminati, and you're a part of it, and it is...
00:03:05.100 Look at Jimmy Kimmel. 1.00
00:03:05.840 Oh, I'm gonna kill you. 1.00
00:03:08.700 All mocking tongue. 1.00
00:03:11.420 Oh.
00:03:12.760 I like it. 1.00
00:03:14.380 He's doing that as a bit, but this shit is true. 0.99
00:03:17.420 This is what it is. 0.99
00:03:18.300 He needs a scraping.
00:03:21.140 It's the symbol of the all-mocking tongue, and I'm sick of it.
00:03:24.660 I want everybody to be in on the joke, man.
00:03:27.320 You know what I mean?
00:03:28.280 Ain't no joke, Chad.
00:03:29.320 For years now, talk show hosts, people on television, people in sitcoms have been hired by the government
00:03:35.780 to...
00:03:37.620 They think it's a joke.
00:03:39.340 They think it's a joke.
00:03:40.400 Throw you off the...
00:03:41.460 One more time.
00:03:42.040 Listen up.
00:03:42.800 These people have been hired by the elites, and look how tight he is. 1.00
00:03:46.880 Shut the fuck up, Jimmy. 1.00
00:03:48.300 Jim Carrey... 1.00
00:03:48.860 Mmm...
00:03:49.800 Bot...
00:03:51.060 Programmed.
00:03:52.640 This dude is tight because he probably saw Jim Carrey at the ritual, and now he's exposing 1.00
00:03:58.240 the shit. 1.00
00:03:59.780 Look how mad he is, bro. 1.00
00:04:01.180 He's trying to play it off like it's a big-ass bit.
00:04:03.380 It's true, Chad.
00:04:04.200 And sitcoms have been hired by the government to throw you...
00:04:08.920 Look at his face.
00:04:09.900 Look at his face.
00:04:14.760 Off the track to distract you, to make you laugh, and stuff like that, make you happy
00:04:19.220 and docile, so you don't know what's really going on.
00:04:22.420 You know?
00:04:23.100 And they get out there in the woods in a circle, naked, and they decide these things, and,
00:04:28.080 you know, and...
00:04:29.740 They do.
00:04:30.600 They look up the Bohemian Grove.
00:04:32.100 That's actually what they do.
00:04:33.220 Look at him.
00:04:33.740 Look at him trying to...
00:04:34.640 I'm going to laugh it off.
00:04:37.260 This is some crazy stuff.
00:04:39.420 It's hilarious.
00:04:41.220 Hilarious.
00:04:41.860 And, you know, and...
00:04:42.800 Look at that.
00:04:43.300 One big bit.
00:04:44.640 Hold on a second.
00:04:46.420 You know what they're trying to do?
00:04:47.740 Who?
00:04:48.180 This thing is buzzing.
00:04:49.120 Hold on.
00:04:49.420 They're trying to turn us into, you know, you know, consumer drones of some sort.
00:04:55.380 Hold on.
00:04:55.600 I just got to get this.
00:04:56.700 Yeah.
00:04:58.620 Yeah.
00:04:59.220 Listen, I'm in the middle of blowing the lid off some...
00:05:01.140 What happened?
00:05:07.460 I'm sorry, Jimmy.
00:05:09.100 I was temporarily interrupted by my iPhone 6 Plus. 0.99
00:05:19.420 You cannot talk about this shit, bro. 0.99
00:05:27.020 He's playing it off like it's a bit... 1.00
00:05:30.100 That's really what happens, though.
00:05:31.460 0.5.
00:05:32.380 Someone said they got his wife.
00:05:34.300 Heads up.
00:05:35.040 HD display.
00:05:37.860 I think what I was really trying to say was I think people will enjoy Dumb and Dumber this weekend.
00:05:43.020 And that is what I thought you were...
00:05:45.240 And that is what I...
00:05:46.420 This is the yes, good, get out of this because you're making me sweat.
00:05:50.440 Oh, my God.
00:05:51.260 I want to go back to these rituals and touch some more children.
00:05:58.380 They should all go to the theater.
00:06:00.700 They should all go to the theater tomorrow and see it.
00:06:03.180 Because we could use a good laugh.
00:06:05.480 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:06:10.460 Right in front of your face.
00:06:12.000 And you know how they hide it?
00:06:12.800 They just entertain us.
00:06:13.820 They've been doing it since the ancient Rome, since ancient Greece.
00:06:17.420 At the same time that they've been controlling people and manipulating and doing crazy, powerful rituals,
00:06:22.760 all they do is give us the Olympics, give us a Super Bowl to distract us. 1.00
00:06:27.120 Keep us entertained and we will give a fuck. 1.00
00:06:29.280 You know what happened the same day that they dropped the monkey pox, which was fucking today? 0.99
00:06:34.240 The World Health Organization just said the monkey pox is a new world, is the next pandy. 0.96
00:06:39.900 Look what happened.
00:06:42.160 Monkey pox dropped today.
00:06:43.260 The World Health Organization said it. 0.99
00:06:53.840 At the same day that they say this, they show Kylie Jenner climate change bullshit. 1.00
00:06:57.880 Look at that. 0.99
00:06:59.200 For all these reasons, I have decided.
00:07:01.480 Who's I? 1.00
00:07:02.100 Who the fuck are you? 0.99
00:07:03.800 The same day they dropped this info, that there's a new pandemic. 1.00
00:07:06.740 Kylie Jenner, Kylie Jenner.
00:07:14.420 I'm in Puerto Rico now. 1.00
00:07:15.600 This shit is in Spanish, bro. 1.00
00:07:19.800 Why is this not trending? 1.00
00:07:21.340 Why is this not trending?
00:07:22.300 They hide truth and also distract you.
00:07:25.380 So when they release this real information, you just get entertained.
00:07:29.540 Kim Kardashian, Britney... 1.00
00:07:31.140 Stupid. 1.00
00:07:31.960 They've been doing it forever. 1.00
00:07:33.740 ua subменs
00:07:36.880 Whoa! 0.71