SNEAKO - January 11, 2023Logan Paul is a Literal Matrix Agent
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Summary
The matrix is real pray you never become its target. Don t be a part of the matrix you can t be the matrix, you have to be a member of it if you want to be part of it, you must be a good agent stop trying to be you
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and we got some funny stuff bro you know the funniest thing is that i saw in this whole shit
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logan paul the matrix is real pray you never become its target logan paul logan logan logan
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logan paul logan law you're stop trying to stop bro shut the bro shut the fuck up bro like stop
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trying to be you you don't know what it's like to be censored by big tech you get canceled because
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you're fucking dumb you're just dumb you scam your fans you fucking film bodies in a forest
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and everybody hates you for it you don't lose your platforms you don't get strikes you don't
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get played in in the senate because you're inspiring domestic terrorism bro you don't
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even have a specific agenda and now shaming bro saying like oh what uh nah it's lit be needed
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this energy daily thanks coon logan saying all this shit about andrew tated is spreading a wave
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and a ripple effect of hate he's rippling in the waters of hate and i hate it and then now when he
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gets canceled for fucking leaving his pig alone for his his pig is starving his pet pig he just
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forgot about so that he could avoid taxes in puerto rico and then scamming his fans for crypto
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zoo he forgot he had a pet and now it's starving and has like urinal problems or urine urine tract
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infections his pig is getting a uti it's just and then you're gonna come on here and tweet about
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the matrix it's your own fault logan it's not the matrix it's you there's no powers that be
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that are trying to like logan paul's rhetoric is damaging to the youth we got to do something
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about it no you scammed your own fans and they're mad at you for it rightfully so you don't feed
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your pig it's urine is bleeding is that it has internal bowel syndrome your pet pig
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because you're out here twerking in puerto rico there's no matrix logan it's you
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bro like imagine and i understand like trying to gatekeep the matrix bro i've been canceled
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from all the platforms got my twitter back thank you canceled off all these platforms
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played in the senate the liberal news writes articles calling me racist
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and this dude is trying to like get he's trying to he's playing both sides like are you woke or
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not woke if you're woke which you are you clap when harry styles puts on a dress right you're
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accepting of everybody and all that you are woke you can't also be the matrix you are part of the
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matrix you're an agent you you are canceled coach you got canceled you caved in stop trying to jack
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this wave bro fuck off back to your fucking crypto scams and pokemon cards bro that shit really be