SNEAKO - August 01, 2025


LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

165.65628

Word Count

1,175

Sentence Count

55

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I
00:00:15.600 Turn fine you're up. I'm up. I could play this give him some money next time
00:00:20.120 I'm good. I'm good. Blow it all in weed. Come on rich guy. You're up. I'll call. You had natural instinct
00:00:26.080 Your arms fucking flat. That anxiety there. The walls pushing in on you. I'm gonna smoke good tonight. Your arms went like this
00:00:33.580 Scared of women? Yeah, I think they're scared of him
00:00:38.560 Let's see what he brings. What you got? What? Three dollars. You spent all your life making money
00:00:43.520 But I'm gonna work really hard and you put three dollars in the pile and you're too good to smoke a little bit of weed
00:00:48.640 He thinks he's better than us. I know
00:00:50.640 You think you're better than us?
00:00:52.640 Think you're better than us?
00:00:53.640 Play your head, bro. That's always on my ass. You know that? All right, so what's going on? Whose turn is it?
00:00:57.400 You want me to raise? Is that what you want? Here. All right
00:01:01.140 I haven't nutted in a year
00:01:03.840 Like
00:01:05.340 No one asked. I think he thinks he's better for some reason. I'm on semen retention. You never had a wet dream or something?
00:01:10.960 Like I didn't say that. What do you dream about for a wet dream?
00:01:15.240 It was a it was a mermaid
00:01:17.240 Like Ariel? I don't even want to ask. Never mind
00:01:21.000 Also, that was the gayest answer. A mermaid doesn't have a vagina. It has holes
00:01:24.740 It has it's a fishtail. It was like the hole and then the flopper was under that
00:01:30.280 So like everything up was good
00:01:33.880 Who's up?
00:01:35.880 Now that I think about it, I would fuck a mermaid
00:01:41.880 You know how badly I'm dying for some weed right now. For three days. You'll be okay, bro
00:01:47.880 Yeah, I got nothing, man. I don't got a love life. I don't got money. What about you? What about me?
00:01:51.380 What's your love life looking like right now?
00:01:52.880 Right, yeah
00:01:53.880 You went on a date the other night. Come on, man. Tell us about it
00:01:55.880 I love it. I always love life. He's not saying that he always does that you got to make us
00:01:59.800 He asked 30 questions to get something out of it. When you're high, it's hard to not love life. I love being high
00:02:06.200 Therefore, I love life
00:02:09.240 What's your favorite drugs?
00:02:11.240 I don't do drugs
00:02:16.360 You always hear about how cocaine activates the same brain chemicals as falling in love
00:02:20.840 But what they don't tell you is it's also a lot cheaper
00:02:23.720 Of course, he has a king beginner's luck. Come on
00:02:28.600 So exciting. He's gonna be high as a zombie tonight. You know, come on, man. Let me live a little you never done drugs
00:02:33.800 I don't do drugs
00:02:35.800 Good be real for us
00:02:42.360 Why do I know more men who fall into heartbreak than hard drugs?
00:02:47.800 I don't do drugs if I'm always high
00:02:50.280 If you're always getting high, then you're not really high. It's baseline
00:02:54.120 So what are you trying to say? So you're saying you're just so high all the time
00:02:57.880 Do you not understand what I'm saying? Like I'm always doing drugs. I just don't fold over like a lawn chair like you
00:03:05.320 Love is also the only crippling addiction that's socially acceptable
00:03:09.080 You ever had a bad trip? Of course. Yeah, bad trips are the worst
00:03:14.680 I think that's what he's afraid of. I'm gonna freak out and get my white button. I'm sure
00:03:19.720 I need it
00:03:20.600 Gotta go to work in the morning, but you learn a lot from the bad trips
00:03:24.360 You learn who you really are you get to see a different side of your brain
00:03:28.920 What do you mean a different side of your brain?
00:03:31.560 The more uncomfortable situations you put yourself in the more you get to learn about yourself
00:03:37.320 You're always I go to work and I hear and I have my money and I do this and I talk to God and
00:03:44.680 That's why I know myself better than you both do
00:03:49.000 You're awful tight you think you know everything you know God
00:03:53.720 You don't know God
00:03:54.600 All of it is an experience it's all drugs
00:04:01.800 The women that you're around the women that leave you the women that cry about
00:04:07.160 And when people become vices good or bad you'll leave as a changed man
00:04:14.440 You gotta do drugs to put yourself in difficult situations. I didn't say that. Did I say that?
00:04:18.760 Why are you even gambling? I thought you were like a man of God or something
00:04:21.720 Good question. My wife's up my ass
00:04:25.800 The other day she's got her head in the toilet and she's texting me do I look pretty
00:04:31.240 What did you say? Yeah, what did you say?
00:04:33.960 You look great
00:04:35.480 You know what I never said about you?
00:04:37.400 You think you're too good to do drugs. You think you're high and mighty, but here you are
00:04:41.480 Dambling with the rest of us. Explain that
00:04:44.120 That's actually a really good point. It's been a long day, but what does that mean?
00:04:48.120 What was the last time you cried?
00:04:52.680 Last time you cried, I want to hear this actually
00:04:54.920 You can't remember or what? He's thinking about the last time that he could tell us
00:04:57.960 Ah yeah, that makes sense
00:04:58.840 Not the actual last time you cried, but the last time
00:05:01.800 Look, we're just busting balls, bro
00:05:03.320 Like I'm thinking what's the hardest thing that you went through?
00:05:09.160 Loved it
00:05:10.920 Loved it
00:05:12.360 I've been there
00:05:13.560 What do you love?
00:05:15.320 I just love art
00:05:17.720 I love to make things
00:05:19.880 What do you love?
00:05:22.840 I love drugs
00:05:24.440 I knew it, bro. He loves drugs
00:05:25.880 You don't understand drugs is not this or the weed that you're excited to buy
00:05:30.040 Girl could be a drug. That's true
00:05:33.240 You know what?
00:05:34.520 I love the hangover
00:05:36.120 All the comedowns, the heart racing, the bad trips
00:05:40.520 If life is always good and simple and it's routine
00:05:43.240 You've never experienced the range that the human life has to offer
00:05:46.760 We're complex creatures
00:05:47.960 You might not like to believe that we're all simple
00:05:49.560 We're all created here to serve a simple purpose
00:05:52.520 But how do you even know what you're supposed to do?
00:05:54.680 How you're supposed to serve if you don't even know yourself
00:05:57.400 You learn about yourself and you figure out who you are
00:06:00.040 When you have that hangover
00:06:02.120 When your heart is racing
00:06:04.280 There's no point in trying to explain it to you
00:06:08.440 So because I'm not a fucking degenerate
00:06:10.600 I don't know who I am
00:06:14.120 You don't need drugs
00:06:17.240 And just because I don't do drugs
00:06:19.560 Doesn't mean that I'm not a fucking man
00:06:23.480 Can we do the next
00:06:26.600 I just don't relate with anyone anymore
00:06:43.160 It feels like
00:06:45.320 I'm a black cloud when I'm at the family gathering
00:06:47.640 Sadhu
00:06:56.360 It's a black cloud
00:06:58.760 Yeah, I'm not sure
00:06:59.720 Hey, but don't take all my money this time
00:07:01.640 Well, it's just fantastic, that is really what I think.