SNEAKO - December 10, 2024


LUIGI MANGIONE IS THE GEN Z UNABOMBER.


Episode Stats


Length

16 minutes

Words per minute

157.96101

Word count

2,634

Sentence count

252

Harmful content

Misogyny

9

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Toxicity

18

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Hate speech

10

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Summary

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It's the holiday season, and it's time for presents, but what do you get for a birthday or Christmas present? What kind of present should you get a kid's birthday party? What do you buy a woman for her birthday? What about a man who shoots up a train station and kills a bunch of people?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
00:00:04.000 Pick a watch brand. Pick a watch brand.
00:00:06.000 You got AP, you got Rolex, you got Vitek.
00:00:10.000 Low-X, low-X.
00:00:12.000 You want a Rolex? Why are you looking at me?
00:00:14.000 You! 0.99
00:00:30.000 Morning, it's Jake Future's birthday party tonight and haven't gotten a present.
00:00:35.000 Also, it's raining a lot. Don't have an umbrella, don't have a present.
00:00:40.000 Birthday party in five hours.
00:00:45.000 Apparently, they finally identified the United Healthcare shooter, 26-year-old Luigi, Luigi Mangione.
00:00:53.000 It's the most Mr. Robot plot of all time and the likelihood that he's just been wandering around
00:00:59.000 and probably on the train station with one of us.
00:01:01.000 Very high.
00:01:09.000 I genuinely couldn't tell if that was piss or beer.
00:01:12.000 Not sure which, actually no, pee's worse. Piss is worse than beer.
00:01:16.000 It's raining a lot and the train wasn't working so I'm trying to get a cabin.
00:01:20.000 There's no cabs. Where are the cars?
00:01:22.000 Where's everyone? 1.00
00:01:24.000 Fuck. I got four hours left. 1.00
00:01:26.000 There we go.
00:01:29.000 There we go on 34th Street, Harold's dead. 1.00
00:01:31.000 It's really so stupid. 0.99
00:01:32.000 I have a luxury apartment in Miami with great weather and I chose to come back here in the wintertime 1.00
00:01:37.000 to step on, pee in the train station and be cold. 0.99
00:01:41.000 That's how much I love this fucking city. 1.00
00:01:44.000 The driver is Haitian. He's speaking Creole. 1.00
00:01:47.000 And I kept the lease going in my Miami place for times like this when it gets terrible in New York.
00:01:51.000 I could take a two hour flight and I refuse to because I believe once you get a flow state going, you don't leave.
00:01:57.000 Apparently this is the shooter and he's a climate change Ivy League student.
00:02:01.000 Some people are saying that he has quotes from Ted Kaczynski, AKA the Unabomber.
00:02:06.000 And I love the Unabomber manifesto, but don't go out assassinating anybody.
00:02:11.000 Just don't killing people's bad.
00:02:13.000 But as soon as I heard the story, I'm like, this is very Unabomber.
00:02:16.000 The CEO of an insurance company that's not doing his job.
00:02:19.000 This is the Ted Kaczynski playbook.
00:02:28.000 Alright, I'll get out here.
00:02:32.000 Running late. Running late.
00:02:38.000 Absolute madness.
00:02:49.000 For birthday present, do you think I should get these or this one?
00:02:54.000 Honestly, I like both of them.
00:02:56.000 I will say this is the most recent one that came out.
00:02:59.000 The biggest porn community on Twitter, it's called Aiden NSFW with like 100,000 members.
00:03:05.000 And he quote tweeted my video from yesterday banned porn on X.
00:03:08.000 He said it's morally wrong providing a community that promotes lust and playing a part in porn addiction to over 100k people.
00:03:14.000 Project X is getting porn off the internet. Let's go, man.
00:03:17.000 KJ the Brat. Something like that. 0.80
00:03:20.000 KJ the Brat. Well, thank you for the cologne. 0.51
00:03:22.000 Do I need it? I smell bad?
00:03:24.000 No. We give it to everybody.
00:03:26.000 I smell like coffee. I spilled a little bit of coffee on me.
00:03:28.000 I don't smell coffee.
00:03:29.000 You think it's a good birthday present?
00:03:30.000 Yes. The train is applied.
00:03:32.000 Okay, but I don't know if I should get holiday wrapping for a birthday party.
00:03:36.000 This festival.
00:03:38.000 I don't know where TikTok. Tell me what it was.
00:03:40.000 Very soon people are going to be like, is that the daily Twitter vlogger?
00:03:43.000 Not the streamer.
00:03:44.000 The daily Twitter filmmaker slash editor.
00:03:48.000 I feel like while I'm here I could get something for Jake's mom.
00:03:52.000 Like a nice little Christmas gift.
00:03:55.000 What do women like? Yeah, sure. 1.00
00:03:57.000 What should I get as a present for a woman? 1.00
00:03:58.000 For a woman, you got to get her a perfume. You either got to get her Gugu by Carolina Herrera. 1.00
00:04:06.000 Do you know what that is? Let's get it.
00:04:08.000 I'm actually working right now.
00:04:11.000 Oh, you're going to get that commission.
00:04:12.000 No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm doing security. I'm a detective here.
00:04:16.000 You're a detective here?
00:04:17.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:19.000 I just got this bag.
00:04:20.000 Oh, someone's trying to steal it.
00:04:21.000 Yeah, bro.
00:04:22.000 Wait, did he get arrested?
00:04:23.000 Nah, I just, you know, I just had to do a little, you know, a little something about it back.
00:04:28.000 Oh, okay. You beat him up in the basement.
00:04:29.000 Aw.
00:04:32.000 But we won't, you won't say that.
00:04:34.000 That's crazy.
00:04:35.000 Yo, I was like, yo, I feel like I know this guy.
00:04:38.000 No, that's great. I didn't even know that they had private security in here.
00:04:40.000 But that makes sense considering it's the holiday season.
00:04:42.000 Nice to meet you.
00:04:43.000 Nice to meet you.
00:04:44.000 I'm looking to get a present for a woman or something. 1.00
00:04:48.000 The thing is though, it says good girl.
00:04:49.000 You know, it's not for my girlfriend. It's for my friend's mom. Is that weird?
00:04:53.000 You can buy the classic, the original.
00:04:55.000 I'm going to give you a free gift for her, okay?
00:04:57.000 Oh, a free gift?
00:04:58.000 Yes.
00:04:59.000 A free gift from me.
00:05:00.000 Do you want it for you?
00:05:01.000 No, it's okay.
00:05:02.000 How do you say Merry Christmas in Dominican?
00:05:03.000 Eh, Feliz Navidad.
00:05:04.000 Feliz Navidad.
00:05:05.000 Yeah.
00:05:06.000 Okay.
00:05:07.000 Feliz Navidad, wah, wah, wah.
00:05:10.000 What's the main wah, wah, wah?
00:05:11.000 No.
00:05:12.000 Wah, wah, wah is like ghetto. 0.99
00:05:14.000 Oh, okay.
00:05:15.000 Ghetto.
00:05:16.000 Oh, so don't say that.
00:05:17.000 No, you can do that because it's funny work. 1.00
00:05:25.000 I feel very, very stupid playing this game. 0.97
00:05:29.000 Two hours to get there and it's a 90 minute drive. 0.98
00:05:33.000 So now that this Luigi guy has been apparently identified in killing the United Health CEO, inciting Ted Kaczynski as the Unabomber.
00:05:45.000 I feel some responsibility to talk about it because I did make a whole documentary about the Unabomber.
00:05:50.000 Ted Kaczynski lived in the shed in the middle of the woods and was on the FBI most wanted list for about 20 years.
00:05:55.000 They only caught him because his blood brother recognized his writing style when he published his manifesto.
00:06:00.000 This was pre-internet, pre-smart phone and the Unabomber wrote about how technology was going to destroy the world.
00:06:06.000 And maybe he was right, but at the same time he was a victim of MKUltra, literally.
00:06:11.000 When he was in college, he was so high IQ, the CIA did mind control tests on him to figure out how to manipulate his brain.
00:06:18.000 They did tests on him.
00:06:19.000 They gave him drugs.
00:06:20.000 They tried to bring up his trauma.
00:06:22.000 They wanted to figure out how to use him as a weapon.
00:06:25.000 Then Ted Kaczynski went insane.
00:06:26.000 He thought that he was a transgender and he had a breaking point in the transgender office in the 70s before it was popular,
00:06:33.000 running out and realizing maybe I'm not actually transgender.
00:06:36.000 After that, he dedicated his life to living alone in the woods and mailing bombs to university professors
00:06:41.000 and to people who were innovating technology and insurance.
00:06:45.000 I highly recommend all of you read his manifesto, but I also recommend you don't mail bombs to anybody.
00:06:50.000 Ted was right about the over emotional nature of the liberal
00:06:53.000 and how over socialization was going to destroy the human race.
00:06:57.000 A lot of what he predicted and wrote about was right.
00:06:59.000 And I'm not surprised that somebody like Luigi popped up and tried to go and follow his footsteps.
00:07:04.000 And the MKUltra experiments are interesting because although they're not doing it specifically,
00:07:08.000 you could see it on a major scale from media and from porn.
00:07:12.000 Maybe Ted Kaczynski wasn't the only one going insane.
00:07:17.000 Now I got to go home and change. T-minus one hour until Jake Future's birthday party.
00:07:23.000 What's messed up about this Luigi guy is when women sell their body on OnlyFans, they get male simps. 0.96
00:07:42.000 But when men become serial killers, that's when they get female simps. 1.00
00:07:46.000 You're going to see fan edits of Luigi on TikTok in about 30 minutes.
00:07:55.000 And yesterday, congrats to JT who won Solana and congrats to John Wayne who won ETH. Good stuff.
00:08:02.000 All you got to do is quote, tweet, like and reply and it'll be submitted.
00:08:05.000 You can win some crypto every day.
00:08:07.000 It's a long drive, man.
00:08:08.000 Woo! 0.99
00:08:09.000 Have you ever been this far in New Jersey?
00:08:11.000 All right.
00:08:12.000 Yeah, like I said, long drive, but Jake Future's one of the coolest people that I know in the industry.
00:08:19.000 So, got to come support the boy.
00:08:21.000 I'm in the middle of New Jersey.
00:08:23.000 Dude, let's get in here. 0.74
00:08:25.000 How you doing?
00:08:26.000 I'm here for Jake Future's birthday party.
00:08:28.000 Jake?
00:08:29.000 Yeah.
00:08:30.000 I'm sorry.
00:08:31.000 How are you?
00:08:32.000 Is that Jake Future?
00:08:33.000 Yeah.
00:08:34.000 Jake, what up, man?
00:08:35.000 How are you?
00:08:36.000 Happy birthday, bro.
00:08:37.000 Good to see you.
00:08:38.000 Good to see you.
00:08:39.000 Long time no see.
00:08:40.000 How are you, man?
00:08:41.000 I'm good, man.
00:08:42.000 I'm hungry.
00:08:43.000 You ready to eat?
00:08:44.000 How old are you, by the way?
00:08:45.000 You're 27?
00:08:46.000 Yeah.
00:08:47.000 Oh, you're pushing 30.
00:08:48.000 That's crazy.
00:08:49.000 No, you're pushing 30.
00:08:50.000 I'm 26.
00:08:51.000 I'm not pushing 30.
00:08:52.000 How old are you, man?
00:08:53.000 How old are you, by the way?
00:08:54.000 You're 27?
00:08:55.000 Yeah.
00:08:56.000 Oh, you're pushing 30.
00:08:57.000 That's crazy.
00:08:58.000 I'm 26.
00:08:59.000 I'm not pushing.
00:09:00.000 I'm still mid-20s.
00:09:01.000 You're late-20s.
00:09:02.000 You're in your 40s.
00:09:03.000 I'm all right, bro.
00:09:04.000 What's the idea you could do next year?
00:09:08.000 A sub-a-thon.
00:09:09.000 A sub-a-thon.
00:09:10.000 Me and you do a full-month sub-a-thon.
00:09:13.000 A full-month sub-a-thon.
00:09:15.000 Yeah.
00:09:16.000 This really good.
00:09:17.000 Hopefully you're reading my handwriting.
00:09:18.000 For your officially pushing 30.
00:09:20.000 No.
00:09:21.000 You're pushing 30.
00:09:22.000 I got you a present.
00:09:23.000 Aw.
00:09:24.000 Yeah.
00:09:25.000 Before you get into the games.
00:09:26.000 You got a time, though.
00:09:30.000 Okay.
00:09:31.000 A sub-a-thon.
00:09:32.000 It's me, you.
00:09:33.000 Just do a sub-a-thon.
00:09:35.000 Aw, that's a lot of time, man.
00:09:36.000 That's a lot of days.
00:09:37.000 Why?
00:09:38.000 Come on! 0.61
00:09:39.000 No glaze aside.
00:09:40.000 You're one of the cooler people in the industry that I've met that I've linked up with you.
00:09:45.000 Stay consistent.
00:09:46.000 So when you send me the birthday invitation, of course I have to come through.
00:09:49.000 Thanks for inviting me.
00:09:50.000 You're welcome.
00:09:51.000 And happy birthday, man.
00:09:52.000 More life to you.
00:09:53.000 More life to you.
00:09:54.000 Is today your birthday today?
00:09:56.000 No.
00:09:57.000 Christmas Day.
00:09:58.000 I told you that.
00:09:59.000 Christmas.
00:10:00.000 I remember it.
00:10:01.000 I remember it.
00:10:02.000 You know what I even did to you?
00:10:03.000 Yeah.
00:10:04.000 Okay.
00:10:05.000 Okay, gentlemen.
00:10:06.000 Lose it, Jay.
00:10:07.000 Ah, whatever.
00:10:08.000 I'm here.
00:10:09.000 I'm here.
00:10:10.000 I'm here.
00:10:11.000 Oh, did a song.
00:10:12.000 Hey.
00:10:13.000 Get a job.
00:10:14.000 Get a job.
00:10:15.000 Get a job.
00:10:16.000 Get a job.
00:10:17.000 Get a job.
00:10:18.000 Those are tough.
00:10:19.000 I don't go luck.
00:10:20.000 Hold on what?
00:10:21.000 No, I got one.
00:10:22.000 I was just for you.
00:10:23.000 That was nice.
00:10:24.000 Thank you.
00:10:25.000 Why did you have the hat on when you got these?
00:10:26.000 Yeah.
00:10:27.000 Oh, you're crossier than everybody on the internet. 1.00
00:10:28.000 No cap.
00:10:29.000 Dang.
00:10:30.000 Yeah.
00:10:31.000 That's true.
00:10:32.000 That's true.
00:10:53.000 I'm not crazy.
00:10:55.000 I've been a dance.
00:10:56.000 That's true.
00:10:57.000 And I don't know what you want.
00:10:58.000 I'm not happy.
00:10:59.000 I'm not happy.
00:11:00.000 Where you are, Jay today.
00:11:02.000 Where you came from.
00:11:04.000 Where I came from.
00:11:06.000 Where I came from.
00:11:07.000 Where I came from.
00:11:11.000 This is where l'm at.
00:11:12.000 This is where l came from.
00:11:14.000 Do you know what I came from?
00:11:15.000 We I've got both.
00:11:16.420 Then I was gonna say hello.
00:11:18.420 I got both necks on my chin.
00:11:19.500 Oh
00:11:49.500 Me up and make me catch a body like X 0.94
00:11:52.500 Happy birthday Jake Future
00:11:56.500 Cha cha cha
00:11:57.500 Happy birthday to you
00:12:05.500 Yeah, 27, 27
00:12:07.500 Reach to 27, 27
00:12:09.500 Okay, you gotta blow out the imaginary candles
00:12:14.500 Oh Jake
00:12:16.500 Hey, buddy
00:12:18.500 Happy birthday, goat
00:12:20.500 Happy birthday, goat
00:12:22.500 How you been doing?
00:12:25.500 Man, I'm
00:12:26.500 Man, Jake
00:12:27.500 When I catch up with you, bro
00:12:29.500 When I pull up on you next
00:12:30.500 We're gonna
00:12:32.500 I'm gonna get you
00:12:33.500 First of all, I'm gonna get you the greatest gift of all time
00:12:35.500 Thank you
00:12:36.500 But man, I've been
00:12:37.500 But Jake
00:12:38.500 You know, I've just been
00:12:39.500 Trying to figure some stuff out
00:12:41.500 But I promise you, Jake
00:12:43.500 No matter what happens
00:12:44.500 I'll be by your side
00:12:46.500 And you'll be by mine no matter what
00:12:47.500 We're probably forever
00:12:48.500 You know
00:12:49.500 Thank you
00:12:50.500 Very much
00:12:51.500 You're not gonna get a better gift
00:12:52.500 Look at these shoes
00:12:57.500 Yeah
00:12:58.500 Oh, nah
00:12:59.500 Oh, nah Jake
00:13:01.500 Nah, you're not gonna get better than that
00:13:02.500 You're not gonna get better than that
00:13:03.500 Yeah 1.00
00:13:04.500 Shit, alright 1.00
00:13:05.500 Jake 1.00
00:13:06.500 I'm gonna get you some crazy shit 0.99
00:13:07.500 This next gift I'm gonna give you 1.00
00:13:09.500 Crazy shit 1.00
00:13:10.500 Okay 1.00
00:13:12.500 What?
00:13:13.500 Just tell me this
00:13:14.500 Pick a watch, friend
00:13:15.500 Pick a watch, friend
00:13:16.500 You got AP
00:13:17.500 You got Rolex
00:13:18.500 You got the tag
00:13:19.500 You got the tag
00:13:20.500 Rolex
00:13:21.500 Rolex
00:13:22.500 You want a Rolex?
00:13:23.500 Yeah
00:13:24.500 Why you looking at me?
00:13:25.500 You
00:13:26.500 It's your watch, it's not my watch
00:13:27.500 You pick it
00:13:28.500 Alright, Jake, Jake, Jake
00:13:30.500 You look at options
00:13:31.500 You go look at options
00:13:32.500 And you get back to me
00:13:33.500 Okay
00:13:34.500 When you're off stream
00:13:35.500 When you're off stream
00:13:36.500 I'm gonna have Saniko give you my new number
00:13:37.500 Okay
00:13:38.500 You can just lock it in
00:13:39.500 And then just send me
00:13:40.500 What type of
00:13:41.500 What type of options you like
00:13:42.500 Okay
00:13:43.500 I sent you his number yesterday
00:13:45.500 No, I know
00:13:46.500 But he's on stream
00:13:47.500 I don't want it to leak
00:13:48.500 You're on mute
00:13:49.500 When you're off stream
00:13:50.500 I'll give you a chance
00:13:51.500 Yeah, yeah
00:13:52.500 Alright, yeah, when he's off
00:13:53.500 When he's off, it's fine
00:13:55.500 Alright, yo, Jake
00:13:56.500 I love you, bro
00:13:57.500 Happy birthday, my brother
00:13:58.500 I will be very soon
00:14:00.500 I'm coming up to New York
00:14:01.500 Very, very soon
00:14:02.500 And I'm gonna get you this really, really nice gift
00:14:03.500 Okay
00:14:04.500 You're an amazing soul, bro
00:14:06.500 And I want you to never forget that
00:14:07.500 Thank you
00:14:08.500 And I love you, bro
00:14:09.500 Take care
00:14:10.500 W glaze
00:14:15.500 Are you feeding me?
00:14:30.500 You wanna get into it?
00:14:31.500 You wanna go?
00:14:32.500 You wanna get into it?
00:14:33.500 Okay, go, go, go
00:14:37.500 Thank you
00:14:38.500 Be safe, guys
00:14:39.500 Okay, you too
00:14:40.500 Merry Christmas, everyone
00:14:41.500 Just got back from Jersey
00:14:46.500 That wasn't that bad of a drive
00:14:47.500 I have a drive
00:14:48.500 In about 40 minutes
00:14:49.500 And my assistant's saying
00:14:50.500 Not to say this
00:14:51.500 But I have to say it
00:14:52.500 That blew my mind
00:14:53.500 Seeing no streamer
00:14:55.500 Not only not show up
00:14:56.500 Because I understand it's in
00:14:57.500 You know, it's out the way
00:14:58.500 But not even respond to his birthday invite
00:15:00.500 Going
00:15:01.500 And it's not even anyone specific
00:15:02.500 Some people are singling out
00:15:03.500 Like the people that he
00:15:04.500 Collabs with frequently
00:15:05.500 But Jake messaged
00:15:07.500 Every streamer
00:15:08.500 I think he mentioned it
00:15:09.500 Everybody that he's
00:15:11.500 Met with at the mall
00:15:12.500 And who's been like
00:15:13.500 Oh, Jake
00:15:14.500 Well, like show
00:15:15.500 Give him hugs and everything like that
00:15:16.500 In public on camera
00:15:17.500 But not only did they not show up
00:15:20.500 Which I get they're busy
00:15:21.500 But they didn't even text him back
00:15:23.500 When he sends a flyer
00:15:25.500 And an invitation
00:15:26.500 And I was telling my assistant
00:15:28.500 The crazy part is
00:15:29.500 I know how difficult it is
00:15:31.500 For Jake to even send a message
00:15:33.500 For him to unlock his phone
00:15:35.500 To press in the photos
00:15:37.500 To send
00:15:38.500 That takes him 10 times
00:15:40.500 100 times the effort
00:15:41.500 That it takes us
00:15:42.500 And that's a small inconvenience
00:15:44.500 Of our life
00:15:45.500 Sending a text
00:15:46.500 For him, it's genuine effort
00:15:48.500 It's not as easy for him
00:15:49.500 To do it as us
00:15:51.500 Right?
00:15:52.500 And they're all just ignoring it
00:15:53.500 All of them
00:15:54.500 I was going
00:15:55.500 He showed me his phone
00:15:56.500 He sent the same flyer
00:15:58.500 That I got
00:15:59.500 To the entire industry
00:16:00.500 None of them replied
00:16:02.500 Not even a reply
00:16:05.500 Not even a happy
00:16:07.500 Like, blew my
00:16:09.500 That was like a dystopian
00:16:11.500 I've been streaming for two years
00:16:13.500 This is another reason
00:16:14.500 Why I'm starting Project X
00:16:15.500 And why I'm going to the vlogs
00:16:16.500 Because the industry is fake
00:16:18.500 People know that
00:16:19.500 But this is dark
00:16:21.500 Dark 0.57
00:16:22.500 People have messaged me
00:16:23.500 Like when I hung out
00:16:24.500 With Jake in Miami
00:16:25.500 Like, oh, you hung out with him
00:16:26.500 In Miami first
00:16:27.500 I was going to take him out
00:16:28.500 They had the opportunity to
00:16:29.500 And they said
00:16:30.500 Nothing
00:16:32.500 This is a
00:16:33.500 Evil world we live in
00:16:35.500 Peace
00:16:36.500 Say bye
00:16:37.500 Bye
00:16:38.500 Bye
00:16:39.500 Bye