SNEAKO - September 01, 2023


Myron Helps SNEAKO Find His True Love On Monkey


Episode Stats

Length

22 minutes

Words per Minute

173.81647

Word Count

3,991

Sentence Count

3

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

66


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 uh what's your name melody melody um which one of us do you know
00:00:08.960 you okay um are you on drugs no no i know no um how are you
00:00:20.200 that don't matter i i used me and my brother used to watch you
00:00:25.920 oh why'd you stop because we watch the adrian now
00:00:31.520 because you watch the what the adrian oh okay uh do you know my friend uh myron
00:00:40.720 i don't know
00:00:45.440 are you on you're not on drugs of any kind
00:00:56.400 all right uh you know what you want to say hi to her she's here say hi to this nice lady
00:01:06.500 myron bro what the hell was that it's just she was a nice girl why did she wanted to talk to you
00:01:13.340 why do you say why do you frank castle everybody bro what the hell was that
00:01:16.620 i she seemed like uh she's nervous
00:01:18.940 what the fuck are we doing we're just talking to me we're just talking is this what you
00:01:27.260 fucking young boys do now you go on the internet talk to random fucking people yeah
00:01:31.780 fucking hopped up on drugs and shit yeah man this is life this is the internet this is what
00:01:37.460 they want to see hey how you doing man okay
00:01:42.060 hey ladies how you doing you like my friend
00:01:50.780 hey how you doing uh girl on the left what do you rate my friend one through ten
00:01:59.320 what what do you rate him one through ten
00:02:04.640 who can you see him yeah i see you yeah what do you rate him one through ten
00:02:11.960 what's that guy's name andrew tate that's what that guy looks like
00:02:16.920 you're funny you wanna fly to miami what wanna come fly to miami
00:02:24.840 miami damn i'm in cali bruh nah forget about cali come and fuck with andrew tate
00:02:32.640 for what he's the top g huh you can ride around in his bugatti
00:02:41.460 okay turn down the fucking music you dump that okay sorry sorry sorry just bro what the fuck is
00:02:50.600 this this is what do you mean this is what you young people do hey oriana how you doing
00:02:54.500 nice to meet you why do you like familiar what the fuck i don't know maybe we uh had class
00:03:03.920 together can you see my friend to the right of me yeah yeah uh what do you what would you rate
00:03:08.860 him on a scale of one through ten i don't like rating people why do y'all do that okay fair fair
00:03:15.800 how much money do you think he has in the bank how much money yeah what the fuck you're a youtuber
00:03:23.100 i'm not a youtuber i'm banned i've actually got a band off the platform and i'm not allowed an
00:03:27.620 account okay but what did you do like i your face is so familiar oh what i did was is i stood up
00:03:34.980 and i pulled my dick out do you think i could do that right now oh you're smiling you you want to
00:03:42.740 see it no thank you i'm good okay okay are you single talk to him man yeah i'm single you're
00:03:50.720 are you looking for a boyfriend um not really he's single and he's looking for a nice girl uh
00:03:58.540 how much do you weigh why does he look so confused bro like he's just listening to you um are you
00:04:06.180 vaccinated huh are you vaccinated yeah i'm vaccinated bye forever you're gonna die from heart disease
00:04:14.680 okay um my are you taking i'm literally just like fucking like just observing what the hell's going
00:04:22.000 on here no go ahead bianca it's nice are you skipping no oh um where are you from
00:04:29.940 wisconsin oh you're speaking really quiet are your parents awake or something oh my god it's because
00:04:36.680 my mic is covered sorry oh how old are you i'm 18 oh 18 perfect so i my friend here is single he's
00:04:44.260 looking to talk she's not 18 you're not 18 how old are you i'm 18 what year were you born in quick
00:04:49.260 2004 that's 18 she's lying you lying no no she's not lying so my friend here is single he's looking
00:05:01.360 for a girlfriend um do you think he's cute is he arab something like that yeah you like arab guys
00:05:10.360 um i mean they're kind of mean to me what's why are you uh israeli or something
00:05:19.880 no why they mean to you no they were just mean to me because like i don't know they're super super
00:05:29.100 protective okay so what would you rate them on a scale of one through ten
00:05:33.560 where's his whole face oh it's uh moving in a little bit it's the other camera so here oh is
00:05:44.220 this camera yeah yeah oh she's not working how far do i gotta just move in a little bit
00:05:48.200 wait why is she rating she should be rating you this is your stream why okay what do you rate me
00:05:53.420 on a scale of one through ten oh yeah he left she cut out i think she rated you a nine a nine
00:06:01.900 that's what i think i heard before this shit cut out
00:06:04.120 okay you you got you got to take the next one you got to take the next one myron bro i'm still
00:06:10.880 shocked that like this this is what what you guys it's just face but you talk to random girls all
00:06:15.000 the time what how is this any different than after i was panel there you go jen's ears
00:06:17.940 all right asha how you doing nice to meet you oh my goodness wow you're very pretty where you
00:06:23.440 from i'm from ohio you're from ohio i heard a lot of crazy people out there you crazy i mean i
00:06:29.600 can't lie yeah i'm a little crazy crazy but just the right amount of crazy right yes just a little
00:06:34.520 bit oh just a little bit let me ask you quickly before we continue are you vaccinated yes i did i
00:06:40.720 got vaccinated are you a podcast not a podcast but how old are you 19 might be 20 oh perfect so
00:06:47.900 my friend here he's actually looking for he's looking there's not a pocket he's actually
00:06:51.300 looking for uh for a girlfriend um are you single why y'all look familiar though
00:06:55.640 can i see if you did a podcast he looked familiar him on the on the left with of us
00:07:01.080 do you look familiar yeah it's you no it's you it's you it's you
00:07:05.100 oh my god no no way bro i literally watched their podcast i knew it bro no way how you doing
00:07:14.820 would you like to come on this is so good why don't you come to miami you're funny bro he i love
00:07:21.460 his honesty bro he's so but he's just blunt he's straight up blunt wait which one the asian one or
00:07:26.940 the the arab one you you talking right now in the red deck wow what do you think about my arab friend
00:07:32.920 yes wait okay can i know your names i see you guys this podcast all the time but i i don't know
00:07:39.980 your name so i'm fresh and this is fit okay okay fresh and fit podcast yes okay he hurts my feelings
00:07:48.480 sometimes he be hurt my feelings he's a misogynist right he just hates women no i don't think he hates
00:07:54.460 women i don't think okay it's hold on let me see i might i follow it give me one second fresh and fit
00:07:59.820 i'm fresh he's fit wait let me ask you why did why does he uh why does he hurt your feelings can
00:08:03.600 you explain in uh detail basically i'm gonna end up seeing this somewhere no no no we're not we're
00:08:10.720 not live we're just hanging out okay cool okay so basically i don't think i don't think that you
00:08:15.320 hate women or anything like that but i think that it's just like dang like the the how i see you
00:08:22.680 how i look at you and how you view women i look at it like you just look at all women like
00:08:29.180 they're all the same where you think all women are just young-minded or all just like oblivious
00:08:33.740 and just i don't know like i just feel like you just have the same perspective of all women and it
00:08:38.160 makes me sad so you think you're special i didn't say that i said i think that he thinks all women are
00:08:45.840 the same and that makes me sad i didn't say i think i'm special i just think that just makes me sad like
00:08:51.420 i don't i i don't know why i don't know why he looks at it like that but i just wish you
00:08:56.560 yeah that's like that's like guys getting mad at us being like oh all guys are i don't think
00:09:01.860 all guys we all are the same and so are all women in general well
00:09:06.000 we we have way more in similar in similarity than we have apart but like can you explain it to me
00:09:14.200 why do you think that what do you mean in particular like why do you think like women
00:09:19.680 like men are all the same i'm not saying all but we have a lot of similarities and most men in general
00:09:25.880 have and think about the same things just like women
00:09:29.120 okay okay i mean you're allowed to have you're allowed to see how you like you know look at it
00:09:37.240 how you want i mean human beings are more similar than they are different oh yeah that's bad
00:09:42.620 and women are wired in a certain way and men are wired in a certain way where
00:09:46.920 we have more similarities than differences it's just that we tend to try to think that we're
00:09:50.360 different i'm just i'm i was reading a text keep going keep going you guys are having a connection
00:09:55.180 i don't want to interrupt it all right i just want to know how do you view women because she knows
00:09:59.620 you i don't so i don't watch you guys so what is your view on women can i can i speak to her
00:10:03.780 again i want to see more what she thinks about the black can i ask you uh do you think that the
00:10:08.500 podcast is good i do like you guys's podcast wait hold up you guys look really good together
00:10:13.540 are you guys friends or sisters we're sisters oh you're sisters okay well actually we're two
00:10:18.720 single men that are looking to take out some girls are you over 18 i'm 20 but no thank you
00:10:24.900 i appreciate it fuck it happens chat i hate women it happens bro this is why they deserve to get
00:10:34.880 stone fuck oh there we go hannah it's nice to meet you it's different hannah i'm desperate please
00:10:39.840 please give me a chance okay are you single mama yeah can you sit on my face sure oh can i pull you
00:10:51.880 that blue hair back happily yeah i want you to suffocate me like two cushions on top of my forehead
00:10:58.480 whatever you want baby i want to sit on you like a sofa okay all right hey are you free or what you
00:11:06.880 doing tonight nothing nothing now you're doing something you are coming to miami yeah all the way
00:11:16.880 from texas yeah all the way from texas you can come no i can't you ever seen star wars you ever seen when
00:11:24.480 um he opened up the when he needed to hibernate and he crawled inside the animal for warmth that's
00:11:30.000 what i want to do i want to slice you open and crawl up in there like i'm hibernating
00:11:33.760 oh jeffrey don't worry yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna save you in the freezer for later
00:11:39.520 oh
00:11:42.880 i love the way you're gonna you're gonna do some nut flicks and kill what the
00:11:46.000 fuck what the fuck wait why are you laughing oh myron go ahead if you make it up no no no
00:11:53.680 you you you made your you rizz it up man finish it off oh she's gone she's gone she's gone man she
00:11:58.880 was oh what the fuck i think she was the one i think she was the one for me what the
00:12:02.880 is going on sneaker yeah hey you're how old are you is that sneaker yeah how old are you i'm 19
00:12:10.640 oh hey how you doing are you vaccinated or what huh you vaccinated yeah
00:12:20.960 no skimmy okay fine uh what's your favorite race uh what's actually how about this what's your
00:12:26.720 least favorite race i don't have a least favorite race why dude if i don't get along with like
00:12:35.120 uh but no i don't have a least favorite race do you date black guys yes yeah okay what do you think
00:12:42.480 of my uh black friend to the right of me here myron i'm not blank why are you saying it so hard
00:12:47.520 because he he's uh you know a successful i'm not young black man like you you wouldn't um
00:12:55.360 you wouldn't date him you're black
00:12:59.360 stop laughing at his jokes i'm trying to talk to you you're gonna laugh at my mans
00:13:01.840 i want to take a knife and just slice the top of your head off
00:13:07.760 no not your head i meant the circle on top of the circle head i'm sorry we got up on the wrong note
00:13:13.040 yeah you make me really nervous i'm sorry um if we were to date can i hide drugs in the top of your
00:13:18.800 hair you don't even sell drugs
00:13:26.880 you have a great night i'd like your eyelashes
00:13:28.480 okay my your turn your turn your last one last one get out of here last one get out of here
00:13:32.560 get my i'm irritating this stuff ganko i just enjoy seeing you do this this is funny and i just oh
00:13:38.960 well milwaukee that's a failed society what the go do your homework get off milky you have school in
00:13:48.080 the morning you know that yeah you passed your bedtime what time is it over there um your ass
00:13:54.560 big ass
00:13:59.040 big ass fucking pimple failed yeah you gotta pop that pimple asap that shit is disgusting ugh
00:14:04.720 just like yo mama yo you look at that pimple on yeah that's more disgusting than anything you can
00:14:08.720 make fun of me for ew ew ew ew ew ew no i'm hiding i have a big pimple on my forehead that i'm hiding
00:14:14.880 like you now are you are you streaming no are you i think you're lying can you pop that one time for
00:14:22.800 the one time that's gonna be really i can't it's not ready
00:14:26.880 yeah put some ice on it or something what why why are you trying to look at your pimple
00:14:34.160 on an app where you meet random people i wasn't trying to look at it it was looking at me
00:14:38.400 but why are you have half your face looking at it using it as a mirror because i motherfucking can
00:14:47.680 that's a strange way to spend your time stupid questions why are you using the monkey app as a
00:14:53.120 mirror for your pimple why do you still have the same face you came on here with change your face oh
00:14:58.000 shit well that was this really stupid rebuttal yeah change your face i think she's sorry your mom
00:15:04.640 can do that face yo
00:15:08.400 you sound you sound like you have high blood pressure i probably do yeah you sound like diabetes
00:15:16.720 damn yeah you're breathing through your mouth right now
00:15:20.000 guaranteed you're closer to 200 pounds than i am and i'm six three oh my god are you reading these
00:15:30.240 offline no i'm literally coming up with this off the top of my head well you should read it offline
00:15:35.440 because it's whack oh okay but you're still fat though uh how the fuck you gonna call me fat
00:15:43.120 because i can literally my forehead and my eyeball i can hear the high cholesterol in your voice
00:15:47.360 um clearly you don't know how high cholesterol works so i think you should go back to school
00:15:52.320 you're literally breathing through your mouth right now
00:15:55.680 oh my god this man your resting heart rate is 97.
00:16:00.400 you don't have a heart rate you're dead to me
00:16:04.880 actually it's pretty low because i'm in shape
00:16:07.920 oh my god all you can talk about is weight it's so crazy man huh you know
00:16:13.840 it's okay if i was president united states right if i was president united states i'll tell you
00:16:17.360 this your mama raised you right fat people like you would be extinct in 30 days like a
00:16:21.120 bitch i'd put you fat fucks in concentration fitness camps you'd only be able to eat kale
00:16:28.640 and high protein actually i do and she's hotter than you way hotter than you i'm sorry
00:16:33.120 she's way better than you well no um she wants to be with a man she's not fat shames shames people
00:16:41.280 is ridiculous she should go to hell too right with you and your mama well she makes fun of fat girls
00:16:46.080 as well i bet she does yeah because she's not fat stupid minds things alike okay fantastic you're
00:16:52.800 still showing half your face though and you're showing your whole face and you shouldn't okay and
00:16:57.680 you're showing only half okay actually it's a quarter you literally look like a hippopotamus
00:17:04.560 yes you do damn i might be from your mom then too mom jokes in 2023 that's fantastic
00:17:11.200 fat jokes in 2023 amazing no they're great actually because we had this body positivity
00:17:16.400 bullshit that you clearly believe in when in reality you are huge are you okay i'm fine
00:17:22.000 but are you fine is your blood sugar high oh no it's fine it doesn't sound like it did you have
00:17:29.360 a bad day no i'm fine i think you need to call your girlfriend but i know you're close to 200 pounds
00:17:34.480 though and i know that i could probably beat you up if i wasn't you can beat me up i sure can okay you
00:17:43.200 think you could fight a guy um well you're not you're a bitch so i think your iq is literally 67.
00:17:51.920 okay which is legally retarded which is legally don't give a
00:17:57.520 don't give a fuck you're retarded i'm not mad at all well you're over here shaming me when i did
00:18:03.760 absolutely nothing to you well the difference is is that i'm telling the truth about you being fat
00:18:07.680 okay and your mom's a bitch that's the truth okay well she is kind of mean
00:18:13.760 probably because look how you came out well you're still fat though um and your mom's still
00:18:19.040 a bitch though and you still got a pimple in your face all right we're going to do this all day
00:18:28.000 hey i like your hair it's nice and orange thank you i know them
00:18:33.520 the niggas be on tiktok what's up yo hey are you guys in a relationship oh no oh look at this
00:18:44.080 no look at him look at him he's because he told i i want him he's ugly and he's mad dirty
00:18:51.120 this is an ugly ass right here like if i'll smack the right now on the video
00:18:56.320 i'll do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it go viral right now
00:18:59.840 wait so why are you not in a hanging out then i'm so lost because i don't like
00:19:11.200 dark-skinned ugly niggas that look like that yeah but why yo bro why are you hanging out with her
00:19:17.520 no that's just my mans that's little bro like he's you guys are like just platonic friends yeah
00:19:23.040 just friends i don't like dark skins bro why are you hanging out with a girl as a platonic friend
00:19:27.680 yeah let me talk to the man now yeah we got to talk to the guy don't take my phone
00:19:33.680 nigga the fuck take your phone that's yours now bro bro why are you hanging out with a female as a
00:19:39.840 friend what do you mean because he knows i'll knock him out i'm never on that she's not on that
00:19:44.720 oh okay i just said i'm not on that like i'm just hanging out with her because she's cool people
00:19:50.640 like just cool people because i'm zombie that's why the fuck nigga she's cool people like stop playing
00:19:57.920 oh so you're not trying to fuck no bro i already told you she's ugly i'll kill him he ever
00:20:03.520 ever it's on the asteroid help him out man everybody he needs this is what i'm talking
00:20:10.080 he needs he needs your help bro i'm just gonna keep it simple with you man you should not be
00:20:13.920 hanging out with girls as friends why that's that's that's it's not in your best interest to do that my
00:20:19.360 friend so you don't have no female friends no it's an absolute waste of time why because women to be
00:20:27.760 honest with you are useless in general if they're not giving you sexual access
00:20:34.000 you're laughing because it's true you're laughing because it's true bro
00:20:37.200 me and you me and you both know that women are fairly useless outside of sex
00:20:41.040 oh bitches he pulls zero bitches that's a funny part all his bitches be on my dick all of them and i'm
00:20:46.640 not even gay well i don't think you have a penis though so well i hope you don't that's what i'm
00:20:52.240 saying so why are you saying on my dick why are you laughing anyway bro um find some guy friends
00:21:02.400 out there that can you can identify with hang out with them bro why are you hanging out with a female
00:21:07.040 man yeah why are you not hanging out with your guy friends right now i'm not i'm not hanging out with
00:21:12.080 the guys right now because you know how old are you bro huh how old are you 16 bro let me give you
00:21:18.400 some wisdom dude play a sport hang out other guys compete go to the gym become a better man
00:21:23.600 don't hang out with females that you're not having sex with it's a waste of time matter of fact you
00:21:26.400 shouldn't be thinking about sex you should be going to the gym and becoming a better man and focusing
00:21:30.000 on yourself why are you hanging out with girls he's mad tall and there's no sports nothing nothing
00:21:34.400 was like nothing bro she's calling you a bum bro bro why are you dude oh she's tall as
00:21:40.480 shit i'm tall as shit stand up stand up walk nigga stand up what the hell i want to get up
00:21:47.040 because he know how tall he is smack him right now he actually deserves to be smack right now
00:21:51.280 oh god oh god you need to hang out with your guy friends bro you need to stop hanging out with females
00:21:55.680 you need to be focusing on playing sports and doing something being productive yeah you can find some
00:22:00.080 duty something he needed to do something you shouldn't be wasting time with girls right now
00:22:04.720 you're wasting time and i get no pussy like and guess what all his deads are in this split
00:22:12.400 yo bro stop playing yo yo bro she's smoking on your dead ops and you still
00:22:19.840 yo this is crazy bro he's still in my crib still you know why because this big
00:22:25.280 thinker right here will fuck him up that's why he's
00:22:38.160 that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one that's a
00:22:40.400 a good one