SNEAKO - February 16, 2025


Rabbi Presses Me On Valentines Day in NYC...


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

154.32939

Word Count

1,171

Sentence Count

119


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Happy Valentine's Day and Shabbat Shalom.
00:00:01.800 What advice would you give to people?
00:00:03.280 You know Yossi Pharaoh?
00:00:04.260 What's that?
00:00:04.720 Yossi Pharaoh, the rabbi did a Shabbat.
00:00:06.300 Actually, I talked to him this morning.
00:00:07.680 Yeah, he's one of my best friends.
00:00:08.640 Is he?
00:00:09.300 He was calling me stupid the other day, but on the phone and in person, he's very nice
00:00:12.460 to me.
00:00:12.740 It's just an act sometimes.
00:00:14.280 Yeah, that's just certain things we don't do, especially if he's a religious leader.
00:00:18.060 He's calling me on Twitter, you're a loser.
00:00:19.860 In person, it's all hugs.
00:00:20.880 We had Shabbat dinner, share bread.
00:00:22.260 You should ask him about that.
00:00:23.060 I'm sorry.
00:00:23.540 No, I did.
00:00:23.900 I did this morning.
00:00:24.520 Don't worry.
00:00:25.080 Are you going to become a rabbi too?
00:00:30.700 That's what I'm talking about.
00:00:31.860 You know, we, yeah, a couple.
00:00:33.300 A couple?
00:00:33.700 No, that's no good.
00:00:35.060 One.
00:00:35.360 One.
00:00:35.800 Yeah, this is an Andrew Tate stuff.
00:00:37.260 Four.
00:00:37.680 Okay, also fine.
00:00:38.680 Four, inshallah.
00:00:39.480 Four you have to marry.
00:00:40.780 Yeah, that's true.
00:00:41.340 Not Valentine.
00:00:41.720 That's true.
00:00:48.160 And now the end is near.
00:00:53.920 And so I face the final curtain.
00:01:00.000 My friend, I'll say it clear.
00:01:06.040 I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.
00:01:12.700 Happy Valentine's Day.
00:01:14.260 Love is in the air.
00:01:15.820 Oh, it does work.
00:01:17.080 I'm so excited.
00:01:18.420 For what?
00:01:18.720 It makes your drink slushy.
00:01:22.140 So it can make a cocktail slushy.
00:01:24.760 I put just some ice cubes in it, and I put it in the freezer to see, and it does work.
00:01:29.280 If you put some vodka in there, I won't tell on you.
00:01:31.600 I don't know.
00:01:32.680 You probably already did.
00:01:33.380 I was all in a romantic Frank Sinatra New York mood.
00:01:58.440 My way.
00:01:59.460 Walk on the train, and somebody is falling over on a wheelchair smoking fentanyl.
00:02:03.960 I always defend the train until I have to move away from the fentanyl smell.
00:02:09.060 Please stop smoking fent on the train.
00:02:10.900 Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention, I did.
00:02:25.640 God, I hate Times Square.
00:02:27.200 It's overstated, but I fucking hate this.
00:02:29.660 It's supposed to be couples proposing on Valentine's Day, but it's just Mexicans dressed as Elmo.
00:02:34.080 I hate Times Square, bro.
00:02:54.660 Oh my God.
00:02:56.580 There's got to be something Valentine's Day related in this city before it's dark.
00:03:04.080 Did you guys see that study where it said 45% of men age 18 to 35 in this generation
00:03:11.660 haven't asked out a woman in person?
00:03:14.240 This is the most bitchless generation in history.
00:03:16.900 What that means is the top 5% of guys are just taking everything that the 45% is afraid of talking to.
00:03:34.080 You like what you're doing.
00:03:45.140 Give it to your wife.
00:03:46.520 Have a great long weekend.
00:03:47.580 All right.
00:03:49.000 And we know exactly why 45% of men are too afraid to ask out a girl.
00:03:53.100 It's because of social media and the accessibility of porn.
00:03:55.920 What are we going to do?
00:03:56.820 To be completely realistic about it, porn's not going anywhere.
00:03:59.680 Their dating apps aren't going anywhere, and women are always going to want to date the top guy.
00:04:04.360 First time I asked out a girl was 8th grade summer camp.
00:04:07.080 I was 14 years old.
00:04:08.520 Lean in for the kiss.
00:04:09.420 Got the win.
00:04:10.240 And I ran back to the dorm rooms, clicking my feet in the air like a cartoon.
00:04:14.040 But men are afraid.
00:04:15.420 Asking out a girl for the first time is scarier than getting into a fight.
00:04:19.020 And all these hopeless romantics are seeing girls post DMs.
00:04:22.460 Oh my God.
00:04:23.360 Ew.
00:04:23.780 He wanted to send me a flower.
00:04:25.760 Why would these guys risk that humiliation ritual?
00:04:28.400 It's all the more motivation to get rich and have seven girlfriends that your assistant
00:04:33.060 needs to send flowers individually to.
00:04:36.660 That's mine.
00:04:37.660 Oh, sorry, man.
00:04:38.700 Thank you.
00:04:39.440 You want to be my valentine?
00:04:41.480 Are you spotting me?
00:04:43.900 What's going on?
00:04:44.840 What's going on?
00:04:45.880 What's y'all doing for Valentine's Day?
00:04:47.660 Shit, about to go see some girls right now.
00:04:49.460 Some who?
00:04:49.940 Connecticut right now.
00:04:50.800 You're going to Connecticut?
00:04:51.580 Yeah.
00:04:52.080 Dan, what's in Connecticut?
00:04:53.140 College.
00:04:54.060 There's baddies in Connecticut?
00:04:55.300 Come on, man.
00:04:56.060 How you doing?
00:04:56.720 How you doing over, man?
00:04:57.640 Yes, there were times I'm sure you knew
00:05:03.640 When I bit off more than I could chew
00:05:09.780 But through it all, when there was doubt
00:05:16.360 Tied it up and spit it out
00:05:22.380 Yeah, of course, too many guys are cynical about this.
00:05:34.220 They have no assets and they think that every girl is out to rob them blind.
00:05:38.060 But it's important to be realistic about it, too.
00:05:40.140 If you want the modest, conservative wife, most likely you're not going to find that in the West.
00:05:45.080 That's a fact.
00:05:45.820 But we like living in the West.
00:05:47.240 It's the best.
00:05:48.500 Yeah, it'd be nice to have a modest, conservative wife, but where are you even going to find that here?
00:05:52.960 Of course, you can go to other countries, search, become a really pious man of God, and give up all your vices.
00:05:58.400 But no guy in the West wants to do that once they make money.
00:06:02.360 And it's nice to think that love isn't all about attraction, but men are going to follow with a certain head, always.
00:06:09.760 And what they don't talk about is it's nearly impossible to find a girl who's going to be there to support you while you're on the grind to the top.
00:06:17.240 Finding a girl who not only understands what you do, but sees the vision and wants to be there with you through the sleepless nights,
00:06:24.680 through all the tears and blood and sweat that goes into becoming great.
00:06:28.840 But more than likely, it's going to be a lonely journey.
00:06:32.540 The old way sounds ideal.
00:06:34.040 You meet a girl, you give her a flower, then you happily are married forever.
00:06:38.260 But things have never been this bleak for the average man.
00:06:40.780 It's never been easier to get to the top.
00:06:42.800 But if you're not there yet, that life is absolutely depressing.
00:06:46.700 I mean, that's why you see guys like Pep Guardiola go through a divorce because the ex-wife thinks that he was working too hard,
00:06:52.560 but then she takes half of his money that he worked so hard for.
00:06:56.020 That's why you see probably the greatest athlete of all time, Cristiano Ronaldo, have kids and live with a woman that he's not married to just to keep himself safe.
00:07:05.600 Not ideal, but these are hard times.
00:07:08.520 Hey, how you doing, man? Happy Valentine's Day.
00:07:09.900 Good.
00:07:11.080 What's up?
00:07:11.560 What are you doing for Valentine's Day?
00:07:13.100 I'm going to Central Park.
00:07:14.500 What's the Central Park?
00:07:15.600 The skating rink.
00:07:17.020 Are there baddies there?
00:07:17.800 I'm with my girlfriend.
00:07:19.220 Hey, did you get her flowers?
00:07:20.360 No, I did not.
00:07:21.500 Brother, there's flowers right here, man. Flowers?
00:07:23.560 We're going to Central Park, bro.
00:07:24.720 You should get her some flowers, bro.
00:07:26.260 I should. I got her flowers yesterday.
00:07:28.680 She won't flowers today, too. I swear to God.
00:07:30.460 Yeah, do you want to support me financially, bro?
00:07:33.060 You don't have any money?
00:07:34.740 No, bro.