SNEAKO - March 10, 2025


Ramadan is much more than “skipping lunch”


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

152.93991

Word Count

1,415

Sentence Count

188

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Out of all the stupid discourse online, this new idea that Ramadan is just skipping lunch has got to be up there.
00:00:10.760 The haters weren't even saying this last year, so we're thinking you guys just ran out of stuff to hate about.
00:00:16.340 Anybody who's done half a minute of research can find out that fasting is only one small part of Ramadan.
00:00:21.800 It's really about focusing on prayer, remembrance of God, but most people online would prefer to be ignorant.
00:00:27.860 This is what the average Ramadan day looks like.
00:00:30.660 And after, if you still think this is as easy as skipping lunch, be my guest.
00:00:34.980 5.15, time to go to Miami.
00:00:36.800 No sleep, no food, no water.
00:00:38.940 Yeah.
00:00:51.460 JFK, 6am.
00:00:53.620 What's going on, man?
00:00:54.740 Yo, brother, have a safe way, bro.
00:00:57.020 I appreciate that.
00:00:58.340 I can't believe I get to see you, bro.
00:01:00.240 I can't believe I get to see you.
00:01:02.400 Don't do that, Sneaky.
00:01:03.540 I'll see you later.
00:01:04.140 All right, bro.
00:01:05.100 I love when black people think my name is Sneaky-o.
00:01:07.360 You can call me that.
00:01:08.160 It's fine.
00:01:08.640 I like it.
00:01:09.420 Yo, Sneaky-o.
00:01:12.140 I get you what you want.
00:01:15.180 Don't you want me alone?
00:01:17.220 Baby, I'm acting.
00:01:18.320 You held me up and I was down there.
00:01:21.340 This guy got a shot of the clean forces before they get creased in five minutes.
00:01:24.620 Going back to Miami.
00:01:25.900 I haven't been there in a couple weeks.
00:01:27.040 My car and my life is waiting there.
00:01:28.980 I haven't gotten sun in weeks.
00:01:30.480 I'm looking Caucasian pale.
00:01:32.000 I need to look Mexican again.
00:01:33.260 Also, my sister's coming and she's been pressuring to hang out with me.
00:01:36.360 I haven't been spending enough family time.
00:01:37.900 I've been working too hard.
00:01:38.840 Family comes first after work.
00:01:41.620 Body in there?
00:01:42.320 Hey, what's up, man?
00:01:44.740 Where are you flying to?
00:01:46.040 Puerto Rico.
00:01:46.760 Puerto Rico?
00:01:47.380 Puerto Rico.
00:01:48.300 Miami.
00:01:49.640 Yeah.
00:01:50.060 Have a good trip.
00:01:50.960 Have a good trip.
00:01:51.640 Airport is very packed for 6 a.m.
00:01:54.080 Hey, where are you headed to?
00:01:55.300 DR.
00:01:55.960 To DR.
00:01:56.660 Yeah, bro.
00:01:57.020 Have a good trip.
00:01:57.540 Everybody's going on vacation right now.
00:01:58.940 Hope you get a tan.
00:01:59.580 I need one, too.
00:02:00.260 Yeah, bro.
00:02:01.580 Technically, you don't need a fast when you're traveling, but I'm going to keep it up.
00:02:04.700 I'm going to stay on that Ramadan grind.
00:02:07.220 I brought the dogs out today.
00:02:08.360 So I'm in the clear line.
00:02:15.800 It's supposed to skip, but they brought the dogs out, so my flight board's in 12 minutes.
00:02:21.440 These dogs are taking sweet time.
00:02:23.220 Step forward, guys.
00:02:24.380 You guys are walking together side by side.
00:02:26.080 Step forward.
00:02:26.780 Walk together side by side.
00:02:28.040 It's like we're going to walk into prom.
00:02:30.580 Have a good flight.
00:02:31.700 Thank you.
00:02:33.660 Vegas.
00:02:34.060 Vegas, baby.
00:02:34.700 Vegas.
00:02:35.160 Have some fun, man.
00:02:36.200 Thanks, brother.
00:02:36.740 You're throwing it out, too.
00:02:40.660 Flight is now boarding.
00:02:42.940 So I think we've got to do all this because Israel did 9-11.
00:02:45.600 I've got to go.
00:02:48.680 Thank you.
00:02:51.240 Uh-huh.
00:02:51.720 Thank you.
00:02:53.000 That's okay.
00:03:00.100 That's how I see you messing up a lot recently.
00:03:02.200 If it was a female pilot, I think I would have got off this flight.
00:03:04.640 I think one of my life goals now is to have the situation I got with New York and Miami
00:03:17.800 in at least five cities around the world where I have an apartment ready, a life, you know,
00:03:23.240 a wife, got the car, got the gun, got the closet, just ready to go five places around the world.
00:03:30.060 Because I'm not going to lie.
00:03:31.000 I was apprehensive about the two apartment thing.
00:03:33.200 This is pretty sick.
00:03:40.660 One thing I've been thinking a lot about this Ramadan so far is patience.
00:03:44.240 I didn't get to eat after dinner last night because I streamed and then it was time for
00:03:48.980 my flight.
00:03:49.640 So I haven't eaten anything since about 7 p.m. yesterday.
00:03:53.360 It's one o'clock now and I can't eat until six o'clock.
00:03:56.240 I just had a big breakfast with my cousin and my sister.
00:03:58.720 They were munching acai bowls, salmon wraps, strawberries with cream, coffee.
00:04:06.420 I'm just like, this is good.
00:04:08.300 And now they're chilling and lounging at the pool and I'm like, gotta go pray.
00:04:12.420 It's Friday.
00:04:13.460 And they're like, oh, it just comes day.
00:04:15.180 It just comes day.
00:04:15.820 No, I gotta, I gotta pray.
00:04:17.400 And the point is I do kind of want to chill at the pool and have strawberries with cream,
00:04:21.580 but patience makes you appreciate things so much more.
00:04:26.160 Just now at the management office, my apartment building changed the fob and I had to scan my
00:04:30.960 face and the ladies typing and it was just taking a long time.
00:04:34.580 And I'm standing there just like fucking, like you're at the line of the DMV and your
00:04:40.220 hand starts clenching because you're just fucking hurry up.
00:04:45.400 But I took a breath and now we're here.
00:04:48.340 I say this to say, I know the discourse is really stupid about Ramadan skipping lunch,
00:04:52.700 but the dumbest thing ever, when Ramadan is about so much more, it's about taqwa,
00:04:56.060 it's about patience, it's about prayer, it's about remembrance, it's about reading
00:05:00.120 the Quran, Ramadan is much more than just fasting.
00:05:02.840 And so far, early on it's Ramadan, the benefit I'm receiving has been appreciating and learning,
00:05:08.980 practicing patience.
00:05:10.400 Patience is a virtue.
00:05:12.260 More dogs.
00:05:16.900 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:17.480 Oh.
00:05:19.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:20.600 This part of downtown Miami is legitimately NPC world.
00:05:24.460 Watch.
00:05:24.740 They're not real.
00:05:35.260 Never seen anything like that.
00:05:36.560 There's a lot of NPCs around here, right?
00:05:38.940 There's something about this area of Miami.
00:05:40.960 It's downtown, you got the seaboard.
00:05:44.020 Hey, what's going on?
00:05:44.640 I know.
00:05:45.080 The seaboard building.
00:05:46.160 Are you telling me those people right there, are they real?
00:05:49.280 Like right there, are they conscious of what's happening right now?
00:05:51.720 What time is Juma?
00:05:53.820 1 a.m.
00:05:54.280 1 a.m.
00:05:55.260 1.30?
00:05:55.920 Yeah.
00:05:56.180 Oh.
00:06:00.280 Downtown.
00:06:03.420 Place was packed today.
00:06:05.280 It's really crazy what your body's capable of.
00:06:07.300 Running on two hours sleep, still no water, no food, and that prayer just energized me.
00:06:11.740 What the hell?
00:06:15.540 Introduce myself.
00:06:16.940 How you doing?
00:06:17.560 How you doing?
00:06:17.980 I also came just from the Juma.
00:06:19.820 I also have a Turkish, I'm Turkish, a YouTube channel and girls all platforms.
00:06:24.440 I have 400,000.
00:06:25.460 I would like to have you on my podcast.
00:06:27.340 Do you have X?
00:06:28.600 Twitter?
00:06:29.200 Twitter?
00:06:29.700 No, I don't use Twitter, man.
00:06:31.220 That's the only thing I'm allowed on.
00:06:32.360 I have to use Twitter.
00:06:33.420 My office is right there, literally like a block away.
00:06:36.260 How long is my guest?
00:06:37.140 Like one hour?
00:06:38.080 30 minutes, 40 minutes.
00:06:39.420 That's what I'm talking about.
00:06:39.920 Yeah.
00:06:40.340 I didn't want to bother you.
00:06:41.680 No, of course not.
00:06:42.640 I'm not a slumber.
00:06:43.140 I didn't concern me.
00:06:45.120 Time to get some vitamin D pause.
00:06:46.800 I haven't gotten son in a month.
00:06:51.220 I'm in two minds.
00:06:53.600 It goes up and down like the crypto price.
00:06:55.520 Up and down, up and down like crypto.
00:06:57.860 Short and sweet when a doggie that watch you all go on a tiptoes.
00:07:00.960 I hadn't felt that well.
00:07:03.200 I hadn't seen my mother.
00:07:04.900 I could have seen my mothers and my brothers and sisters.
00:07:08.680 But I hadn't seen them in two years.
00:07:12.180 Because of COVID?
00:07:13.000 Is that it?
00:07:14.020 No.
00:07:16.120 I'm not here, husband.
00:07:17.040 Trying to break the deal.
00:07:20.920 What's that?
00:07:21.720 I said you said hot.
00:07:23.180 Yeah.
00:07:24.020 My face is still red from the haircut.
00:07:37.200 It's time to break fast.
00:07:38.520 Finally.
00:07:39.300 And then someone got in a car crash and there's an ambulance and we're stuck here.
00:07:42.380 Just dead stop traffic.
00:07:43.740 If it was New York, we can get out and walk.
00:07:45.340 I look at the map.
00:07:46.000 It's 43 minutes.
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00:08:08.080 How do you do?
00:08:08.720 Hey, what's the word?
00:08:09.780 What's up?
00:08:10.640 Shout out to my son, Nico, man.
00:08:12.660 Doing big things out here.
00:08:13.560 Yes, sir.
00:08:14.220 You already know.
00:08:15.200 All right, stay safe out here, bro.
00:08:18.360 Keep doing your team, bro.
00:08:19.480 All right, bro.
00:08:27.540 Yesterday's new quintet is here.
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00:08:37.440 And I'm your host, the supervillain.
00:08:41.820 They're doing an ice checkup on them.
00:08:43.720 I don't want them to see my camera.
00:08:45.200 What does it mean to have da'wah?
00:09:04.660 What does it mean to be in a state of piety or God consciousness?
00:09:07.840 This high spiritual state of recognition and of awareness of God.
00:09:12.160 What does it mean?
00:09:13.140 Tell me.
00:09:13.540 Thank you.
00:09:14.340 Thank you.
00:09:14.920 Thank you.