SNEAKO - random chill day stream

00:00:00 Yo, Jake, what's up?

00:00:26 Yo, what's up?

00:00:30 Yo, what's up?

00:01:00 Yo, what's up?

00:01:30 Yo, what's up?

00:02:00 Yo, what's up?

00:02:29 This is a test donation for $17.

00:02:59 What's up, guys?

00:03:05 This is not the content for the day.

00:03:06 I'm doing content later.

00:03:07 I'm just...

00:03:08 I have an hour right now, and I'm always going to play COD, so I might as well stream it.

00:03:13 You know?

00:03:13 What's up, guys?

00:03:14 What's up, guys?

00:03:17 What's up, guys?

00:03:20 Raheel, Truth and Quizzer, 75, Lopez, KDS, Los, Raheel, Fame.

00:03:24 What's up, guys?

00:03:25 What's up, guys?

00:03:26 It was good.

00:03:30 I think I'm going to go live later tonight, I think.

00:03:32 Oh

00:03:52 Play Liberty Falls. Oh shit. I meant to play that fuck. Actually, let me play Liberty Falls instead of this 1.00

00:04:02 Yes

00:04:08 Why rumble chat moving really smooth because this is a good website because rumble's a really good website 0.96

00:04:14 And I fucked up looking at these retarded love speech members hating on rumble for no reason 1.00

00:04:20 Standard play solo Liberty Falls is running 1.00

00:04:32 Looks like you just woke up. I did. I just woke up

00:04:36 I just woke up

00:04:39 Good morning

00:04:45 Always is feeling sick. Oh, man feel better, bro. Rolls black up six. I really do man

00:04:50 This is like the most fun I've had in the game in a long time when I was in New York. I was craving playing this game so much

00:04:55 I was feeding

00:05:05 Get a haircut. Yeah, I need to

00:05:11 Rapid response team alpha security chief Blanchard. I'll copy

00:05:16 When you go back to New York, I don't know man, but TTS is pinned if you guys want to talk

00:05:20 the game is mid

00:05:22 No, it's not it's fun body cams live

00:05:24 Okay, there's a new zombies map that comes out soon. Dope. Actually, you know what? I haven't even played this solo yet

00:05:30 Those audios are too loud here. We'll turn it down a bit

00:05:34 Turn it down

00:05:36 Yeah, I knew do need a haircut. Maybe we got a haircut before this Jake Shields podcast

00:05:41 He's trying to find a studio. So my plan for the day is go to the gym.

00:05:45 Go to the gym.

00:05:47 What's up, bro? How you doing man?

00:05:49 What's up Bronson?

00:05:51 I think

00:05:53 Yeah, I'm gonna go to the gym today

00:05:55 Do the Jake Shields podcast and then stream tonight

00:05:58 What's the plan for the day?

00:05:59 A little chill day. Also, did you guys see that Trump?

00:06:02 That Trump post? I think I might get back on

00:06:05 He said on

00:06:06 Inauguration day

00:06:07 The first thing I'm doing is reinstating all the

00:06:10 people that were banned for

00:06:11 misinformation and disinformation

00:06:13 I think I might get unbanned

00:06:17 I'll break it down on stream later tonight

00:06:19 But

00:06:20 Trump has been saying some cool things

00:06:25 About that

00:06:27 Because I was banned on YouTube for election misinformation

00:06:30 He's banning anti-semites, little bro

00:06:33 First off

00:06:35 I'm anti-semitic 1.00

00:06:37 I just fucked a Jewish bitch 1.00

00:06:38 If that were true, he would not like Kanye so much 1.00

00:06:55 Hey Matt, do you guys think

00:06:57 The video was made a year ago?

00:06:58 Was it really?

00:07:00 What's this link?

00:07:01 Did I just wake up?

00:07:02 I just woke up

00:07:03 Yes 1.00

00:07:33 Why are you guys so fucking gay? 1.00

00:07:34 Like Sneeko had aura back then 1.00

00:07:35 Need that hair again 0.98

00:07:36 What do you need?

00:07:37 You need my hair like that 1.00

00:07:39 You fucking faggot 1.00

00:07:41 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:07:43 Does that affect your life?

00:07:44 What my hair is like? 1.00

00:07:45 What the fuck is wrong with you? 0.98

00:07:49 Like what do you mean back then? 1.00

00:07:51 This was the summer?

00:07:52 What do you stream with Jake?

00:07:53 Bro, I did like three streams with him in New York and people complained

00:08:08 Chinky hairline 1.00

00:08:09 Jesus Christ dude

00:08:10 Like grown men talking about a man's hairline 0.87

00:08:13 I met 2CAD too

00:08:14 There was that one dude who posted

00:08:15 Link the drama alert post where they're

00:08:18 Bronson, link that one drama alert post where they're like

00:08:20 Is Sneeko balding?

00:08:21 And it's like some dude circling my hairline

00:08:23 I met him in New York

00:08:24 Dude, stream site me in Times Square

00:08:33 You look like Convy back then

00:08:34 Pajit hair

00:08:36 But yeah, what do you guys think about that Trump executive order thing?

00:08:40 Cause he's saying first day

00:08:42 Like first day of inauguration

00:08:43 Imagine first day of inauguration

00:08:44 Everybody just gets reinstated

00:08:46 Tate's back everywhere

00:08:52 Did you think I was some kind of pushover?

00:08:55 That'd be crazy

00:08:56 Alright, Jake Shields is texting me

00:09:13 Let's see

00:09:14 What should I talk about?

00:09:15 Oh, he found a studio

00:09:17 Okay, what time?

00:09:18 Should I get a haircut before the podcast?

00:09:23 Yeah, actually not

00:09:25 Instead of playing COD right now

00:09:26 Cause I have the maid coming in an hour 0.96

00:09:28 I should just get a haircut and not stream 1.00

00:09:30 Fuck 1.00

00:09:31 I should do that 1.00

00:09:32 Um 1.00

00:09:34 Fuck 0.99

00:09:35 Alright, I'll keep the stream short 1.00

00:09:37 I'll keep the stream short

00:09:44 Uh, he's trying to decide

00:09:45 Okay

00:09:46 We need a combi streamer to get something

00:09:48 Yeah, I know

00:09:50 The maid again 0.99

00:09:51 Should I do the talk to a podcast?

00:09:53 Should I do the talk to a podcast?

00:10:07 Get a haircut on stream

00:10:08 Uh, do I know a barber that can come here?

00:10:10 See, this is stuff that ways to figure out, but 0.99

00:10:12 Bro, I'm an impatient fuck 0.99

00:10:18 I like 0.99

00:10:19 I think of something and immediately I'm mad that my team didn't do it for me already

00:10:25 Double points

00:10:30 Please sneak out TikTok IRL at the barber

00:10:34 How was your guys night?

00:10:36 This free Arabic coffee to wake up

00:10:37 We are waiting for you in Saudi Arabia

00:10:39 Thank you for the $10, bro

00:10:40 Thank you for the $10, you Saudi

00:10:42 But I'm grifting America again

00:10:43 So you guys are gonna have to wait till Ramadan

00:10:46 I'm grifting

00:10:47 I'm grifting America 0.79

00:10:51 No, no, no Arabs for a while 0.99

00:10:56 I'm getting tired of like

00:10:57 Looking at love speech and seeing names I can't pronounce

00:11:01 Like it's Abdullah saying

00:11:04 Sneeko 0.75

00:11:05 Do not support America

00:11:06 Only the Uma

00:11:08 You know

00:11:09 Like that stuff

00:11:11 Brother Sneeko

00:11:12 America is haram

00:11:19 Getting sick

00:11:25 I see Jake Shields is good for the America grift

00:11:27 Should I pull up with the flag wrapped around my back?

00:11:32 Should I say

00:11:33 Here's how you grift America

00:11:34 You know what you say?

00:11:35 We love the troops

00:11:36 Shout out to the troops

00:11:37 Shout out to the troops

00:11:39 The troops

00:11:49 Chill day again, bro

00:11:50 You know what I saw

00:11:51 You know what I saw

00:11:52 Bruce Shopmoff say

00:11:53 You know

00:11:54 These niggas really ruined streaming 1.00

00:11:55 Where they think you always have to be doing something 1.00

00:11:57 Like I have to be running around like a fucking monkey 1.00

00:11:59 To hear your POV 1.00

00:12:01 What signs make you think Trump would stop adoring Israel and stop the genocide?

00:12:06 There's good signs already

00:12:08 There's some good signs

00:12:09 You saw what Palestine said since he was, as soon as he won the election

00:12:13 I think that Trump is anti-war

00:12:16 So

00:12:17 If you're anti-war, you're anti-Israel

00:12:19 But I saw Bruce saying

00:12:21 That the top streamers ruined streaming

00:12:23 Because like

00:12:25 The standards now are so high

00:12:26 Where people in chat want you to be running around like a monkey

00:12:29 Screaming and you know, twerking with Ronaldo

00:12:32 To do a stream now, you need to be twerking with Ronaldo

00:12:34 You need to be literally creating a number one album with Billie Eilish and Doris and Kamala Harris

00:12:42 While invading a country for people to be happy

00:12:45 Like the standard

00:12:47 Can I just like open up?

00:12:48 Can I just spark up the stream and yap?

00:12:49 Can I just talk to the community?

00:12:50 Or do I have to be

00:12:52 Have three different

00:12:53 I have to be at a petting zoo

00:12:55 I have to be at a petting zoo with a Michael Jackson hologram

00:12:59 To make some people laugh 1.00

00:13:00 Fuck off 0.99

00:13:01 Just chillin' with the community 1.00

00:13:07 Somebody said

00:13:08 Oh, clip that

00:13:09 Alright, is

00:13:11 Who?

00:13:12 Did you see the clip on there? 1.00

00:13:14 Are they even watching the fucking stream? 1.00

00:13:15 The people that I pay? 1.00

00:13:16 Clip that

00:13:17 I don't think they are

00:13:19 Clip that

00:13:20 I can't even help it

00:13:21 I can't even help it

00:13:22 It's even messing me up

00:13:23 I can't even play the game

00:13:25 I can't even play the game

00:13:26 You seen Fousey admit to botting?

00:13:30 Link it

00:13:38 Link it

00:13:45 Oh, they are on the stream

00:13:47 They're on the stream 1.00

00:13:48 Clip your own shit 1.00

00:13:49 I'm fucking 1.00

00:13:50 How do I? 0.99

00:13:51 That's impossible, bro

00:13:53 Also lighting in here

00:13:54 Is insane right now

00:13:55 Better than that

00:13:59 It is what it is

00:14:03 TGS on?

00:14:04 Alright, look at this kid clip

00:14:05 Dang, let's see

00:14:09 From Atlanta, they calling you twin, bro

00:14:10 You know the niggas is not from there, bro 1.00

00:14:12 Hey, why do you think I'm wearing a ski mask now? 1.00

00:14:14 I'm coming to rob every single shit these niggas took from me 1.00

00:14:18 Where's the body? 1.00

00:14:20 Where's the body?

00:14:22 But you know what I hate?

00:14:23 You know what I hate?

00:14:24 You know what I hate?

00:14:25 You know what I hate?

00:14:26 You know what I hate?

00:14:27 Bruce, listen to this 1.00

00:14:28 Damn, I just caught my plane, check it out 0.99

00:14:29 When they sue me 0.99

00:14:30 Whenever neon goes live

00:14:31 And his viewbotter doesn't send his bots

00:14:32 I swear to god he says this

00:14:33 Oh, guys, nobody's didn't go out

00:14:34 I'll be right back

00:14:35 The thing about it, it's not just kid

00:14:37 The phone just hung up

00:14:38 Oh my god, the Matrix is listening

00:14:39 Oh my god, the Matrix is listening 0.74

00:14:45 Pray to god, eat your meat 1.00

00:14:46 Fuck bitches, get money 1.00

00:14:47 And fuck any fucking streamer 1.00

00:14:48 That thinks they can even hang for a second in a ring with you 1.00

00:14:50 You kill them 1.00

00:14:51 Thank you, bro, I appreciate you 1.00

00:14:52 Love you

00:14:53 Love you too, bro

00:14:54 Hey, be safe

00:14:55 Fly out tomorrow, I'll text you my adi

00:14:56 Fly out tomorrow

00:14:57 He dead just hung up

00:14:58 Bro, I'ma be honest with you

00:14:59 That's probably the realest conversation I don't have

00:15:00 With one of these YouTube niggas ever in my life, bro 1.00

00:15:02 I'ma keep it a buck fifty with you 0.98

00:15:03 This nigga just dead banged it on me, bro 1.00

00:15:04 I 1.00

00:15:06 Bitch, I feel oraless 1.00

00:15:07 Oh my god, the Matrix is listening 1.00

00:15:08 It's back

00:15:10 He has a hundred thousand viewers

00:15:11 Nigga, a hundred thousand people 0.99

00:15:12 See the real numbers

00:15:13 So when they nerfed him

00:15:14 You're not allowed to be on kick

00:15:15 If you don't do it and be a top streamer

00:15:17 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

00:15:19 What?

00:15:20 Taking it if it goes to court

00:15:22 Brother, tell me, do people actually view bot?

00:15:23 Bruh, he told me the person who created view body

00:15:25 The thing about it, Rudy, can I get you to be honest?

00:15:27 Yeah

00:15:28 Them doing that and them also telling you to do it

00:15:29 Influence you to do it as well

00:15:30 Truth or truth be told

00:15:31 100%

00:15:32 You're not allowed to be on kick

00:15:33 If you don't do it and be a top streamer

00:15:34 You know what I want to tell you?

00:15:35 I've never view bodied a day in my life

00:15:36 Listen, Bruce, because you're a real one

00:15:37 Listen, if you go live on kick with no view bots

00:15:39 And you get 2,000 viewers

00:15:40 And you go to the kick CEOs and say

00:15:41 Listen, yes, I got 2,000

00:15:42 But your top of 10 guys are view body

00:15:43 Guess what they say?

00:15:44 It doesn't matter, here's your deal

00:15:45 And they give you $2,000 less than the other guys

00:15:47 But Neon view bodied 60,000 all last year

00:15:49 That kick thought it was actually numbers

00:15:50 Even though they see the real numbers

00:15:51 So when they nerfed him

00:15:52 They nerfed him to 40,000

00:15:53 Neon's not allowed to stream over 40,000

00:15:55 Unless Eddie himself gives him that pass

00:15:56 If he has a big stream

00:15:57 Why do you think whenever Neon gets banned

00:15:58 The first stream he gets back

00:15:59 He has 100,000 viewers

00:16:00 Nigga, 100,000 people don't even know this Indian

00:16:02 They don't even know this Indian

00:16:03 He's lying, hey 0.99

00:16:04 But you know what I hate 0.98

00:16:05 You know what I hate, you know what I hate

00:16:06 Bruce, Bruce, listen to this

00:16:08 I've never view bodied a day in my life

00:16:10 And I never will

00:16:11 So

00:16:12 Yeah, it's time to get rid of that whole pressure

00:16:15 That's why I like streaming on Rumble sometimes too

00:16:16 Without announcing it

00:16:17 Because

00:16:18 The pressure's really high all the time

00:16:20 To always be performing at like crazy, crazy

00:16:23 Because the standards stream are getting higher and higher and higher

00:16:25 Where you have to be

00:16:27 With Cardi B

00:16:28 Twerking at a Kamala rally

00:16:30 To get to do content now

00:16:31 Sometimes you just want to spark up the game

00:16:33 I don't want to tweet it

00:16:34 I don't want to get the note-y 0.99

00:16:35 I don't want to have to fuck 0.99

00:16:36 I don't want all that stuff 0.99

00:16:38 I don't want to do any promo

00:16:39 I just want to spark up and talk

00:16:40 And if they're going to catch a stream

00:16:41 They're going to catch a stream

00:16:42 Not everything is going to be this

00:16:43 But I've never view bodied before

00:16:45 And I'm never going to

00:16:46 I like the kick cross streaming

00:16:49 But the reason that I'm streaming today now on Rumble

00:16:51 And yesterday I streamed my kick either

00:16:54 Just give Christianity a chance

00:16:55 And don't overlook the criticism of Islam 0.69

00:16:58 You know every Dower guy says the same script

00:17:01 There is no nuance or profound understanding

00:17:04 The highest level leaders make the same basic arguments

00:17:07 As a layman Muslim

00:17:09 Okay, cool

00:17:10 Well, I believe in one God and you don't

00:17:11 So, I mean, you're not going to convince me past that

00:17:13 But

00:17:14 Yeah

00:17:17 Basically

00:17:18 Yeah, view bodied

00:17:19 That pressure of it 0.87

00:17:20 And it really fucked it up

00:17:21 All the top streamers view bodied

00:17:22 If that's true

00:17:23 All the top streamers view bodied

00:17:25 Puts a relentless pressure on everybody else

00:17:28 Like all the mid-tier people 0.99

00:17:29 Where then constantly you get like

00:17:30 You're just trying to do a stream

00:17:31 It's like, oh, you fell off

00:17:32 You fell off

00:17:33 You fell off

00:17:34 You fell off 1.00

00:17:35 Like fuck dude 1.00

00:17:36 You can't like 1.00

00:17:37 It takes you out of the vibe to stream

00:17:39 You know

00:17:40 That whole fell off thing

00:17:41 That's the biggest thing that 0.97

00:17:42 That fucks with content creators heads 0.96

00:17:45 So 0.97

00:17:46 I think

00:17:47 I don't recommend even looking at the view count

00:17:49 And I'm gonna say this now

00:17:50 I think now

00:17:51 2025

00:17:52 Project 2025

00:17:53 Stop view bodied

00:17:54 Every streamer

00:17:55 Hey, every streamer

00:17:56 Stop view bodied

00:17:57 2025

00:17:58 Trump's in office

00:17:59 The country's good again

00:18:00 I'm gonna get reinstated

00:18:01 Inshallah

00:18:04 No more view bodied

00:18:05 Be real

00:18:06 No

00:18:07 I just caught on my plane

00:18:08 I just caught on my plane

00:18:09 Excuse me

00:18:10 Whenever neon goes live

00:18:11 And his view botter doesn't send his bots

00:18:12 I swear to god he says this

00:18:13 Oh guys, nodies didn't go out

00:18:14 I'll be right back

00:18:15 Bro, yo, yo

00:18:16 The thing about it, it's not just kick

00:18:17 The phone just hung up

00:18:18 Oh my god, the matrix is listening

00:18:20 Oh my god, the matrix is listening

00:18:26 Yeah, I've heard streamers say that before

00:18:28 Where they're like

00:18:29 The nodies didn't 0.98

00:18:30 The nodies, no nodies

00:18:31 No, the bots didn't go out

00:18:32 It wasn't the nodie didn't go out 1.00

00:18:34 It's your bots didn't work

00:18:37 That's what it is

00:18:38 You just saw your real view count

00:18:40 Without the bots going up

00:18:42 I've seen people do that all the time

00:18:53 We're never gonna stop view bots

00:18:55 Well

00:18:56 Look

00:18:57 You can stop yourself from doing it

00:18:59 Don't view bot yourself

00:19:01 Like, be real

00:19:04 Are there 60,000 people watching you sleep?

00:19:08 Is it really 60,000 people watching you sleep?

00:19:11 Cause you can tell based off Twitter engagement alone

00:19:23 Alright, Jake, she doesn't just call me

00:19:25 Hey Jake, I'm um

00:19:27 I'm uh, in a call

00:19:29 I'm on stream right now

00:19:30 No, it's not a big deal

00:19:32 You could

00:19:34 Yeah, what's up?

00:19:35 I'm just 0.99

00:19:36 Oh shit 0.98

00:19:37 Okay 1.00

00:19:42 Okay, trying to do it

00:19:50 Okay, yeah, that's good

00:19:51 Can you view bot on the streams?

00:19:53 Yeah

00:19:54 Can you view bot on the streams?

00:19:55 Yeah

00:19:56 Do you think

00:20:14 Do you think they're all v-botting?

00:20:15 Can have multiple forms of expression

00:20:17 Jesus is the incarnation of the invisible god 0.99

00:20:20 Oh, shut up, dude 0.99

00:20:21 It's not multiple gods 1.00

00:20:23 And they can let me play COD, bro

00:20:24 It's three forms of authority united in one wheel 1.00

00:20:27 Holy shit, bro 0.99

00:20:28 It is not impossible for God to incarnate 0.99

00:20:29 Jesus Christ 0.99

00:20:30 Shut up, man 1.00

00:20:31 Shut up, I don't 1.00

00:20:32 I'm playing COD 1.00

00:20:33 What was I saying?

00:20:34 I think all the top streamers

00:20:35 If you buy it

00:20:36 Cause you, why wouldn't you?

00:20:37 Why wouldn't you?

00:20:38 If you're gonna get deals from like drink companies

00:20:40 Because they think that you have a lot of viewers

00:20:41 Why wouldn't you?

00:20:44 Right?

00:20:45 Brand deals and all this stuff

00:20:46 Like if people are gonna change it

00:20:48 If you're gonna get celebrity collabs

00:20:49 Because they think that you have more viewers

00:20:51 Why wouldn't you view bot?

00:20:52 It helps

00:20:53 Dot day two of asking Sneeko

00:20:55 To accept my friend request on COD

00:20:57 And jump on multiplayer with me

00:20:59 It's Cobra Tate again lol

00:21:01 Cobra Tate

00:21:02 Okay, man

00:21:03 Friend me

00:21:05 Friend me

00:21:06 Was that 100k rumble stream real?

00:21:15 No, bro

00:21:16 Hell no

00:21:17 Did I view bot it?

00:21:18 No

00:21:19 It was not me

00:21:27 Chad, I've been approached to view bot

00:21:29 And I did

00:21:30 I said no

00:21:31 You know that stream that I did on Halloween?

00:21:33 He texted me said that they view boted it

00:21:35 They added 5,000 viewers

00:21:36 And then he asked me again if I wanted it to do

00:21:38 I'm like no, bro, stop

00:21:39 Don't do it

00:21:40 Yeah, that Halloween stream

00:21:41 Where I was with Jake and Ali

00:21:43 We were in the restaurant

00:21:44 That was view boted 5k

00:21:46 And it was not my doing

00:21:47 Someone could just do it

00:21:48 It's not

00:21:49 I have no idea who this guy is

00:21:50 He randomly found my number

00:21:52 And now he wants money

00:21:53 So he basically did that to show me

00:21:54 Look what I could do

00:21:55 I boosted your self-esteem

00:21:57 Now you're addicted to it

00:21:58 It's like a drug dealer administered

00:22:00 A little bit of fentanyl

00:22:01 And now you're addicted

00:22:02 You just wanted to smoke crack

00:22:03 Now you're on fentanyl

00:22:05 How you gonna get off?

00:22:07 Clip

00:22:08 Oh man, I'm farming today

00:22:09 I can't even help it, bro

00:22:22 Bro, just play the game

00:22:23 I can't help it, bro

00:22:30 Yeah, chat, who do you think gave

00:22:31 Who do you think gave my number?

00:22:32 Who gave out my number?

00:22:34 I asked him like 1.00

00:22:35 Who the fuck gave you my number? 0.99

00:22:36 Like, I can't give away this information 1.00

00:22:38 They go, what?

00:22:39 Even, yeah, rumble has bots too, bro

00:22:49 They all do

00:22:50 It's not hard

00:22:51 Yeah, who gave away my number?

00:23:03 You know, it's funny too

00:23:04 Cause if I don't view bot

00:23:05 How does that make the people

00:23:06 That are getting 60k viewers sleeping?

00:23:09 How does that make it look

00:23:10 If like you see the community

00:23:12 You see like my engagement across socials

00:23:14 That I'm getting like 3k on kick

00:23:16 With good content

00:23:17 And it's 60k sleeping

00:23:18 For somebody on the same level

00:23:20 It reflects poorly

00:23:21 On other people that I'm not

00:23:24 Dot Cobra Tate again

00:23:26 I've sent a friend request G

00:23:28 It's on your notifications

00:23:30 There on the right when you pause

00:23:32 It says one when you pause

00:23:36 Okay, alright, Cobra Tate, relax, bro

00:23:39 Relax, bro

00:23:41 Bro, that's the saying

00:23:42 I'm clip farming too much

00:23:43 But I'm cooking, bro

00:23:44 I'm cooking

00:23:47 Boom

00:23:49 Boom

00:23:50 Boom

00:23:51 Boom

00:23:52 Boom

00:23:53 Boom

00:23:58 Boom

00:24:01 Boom

00:24:02 Boom

00:24:13 Boom

00:24:14 Boom

00:24:15 Boom

00:24:16 Boom

00:24:17 BAH! 0.97

00:24:19 BAH! 0.97

00:24:37 Alright, what do I do in this map next?

00:24:43 How much did he ask for payment? I don't even know, I didn't ask.

00:24:46 I didn't ask.

00:24:47 But I'm just, I'm telling you this to tell you how the game,

00:24:50 let me just read you the whole view-binding conversation.

00:24:53 I'm just gonna read it, because I'm being straight up.

00:24:55 I'm being as straight up as possible with this thing.

00:24:58 It was a little tempting, because it does boost your self-esteem, you know?

00:25:02 And it changed even the audience, too.

00:25:04 You guys are more incentivized to watch the stream when there's a shit ton of people,

00:25:07 because you feel like you're part of something.

00:25:09 It literally, there's so much ROI in doing it.

00:25:12 It's completely worth the money.

00:25:14 Like, that's the thing about it.

00:25:15 There's no downside.

00:25:17 There's no, leak is number?

00:25:18 No, no, no, no, no.

00:25:23 Hey, my name is blank.

00:25:24 I work with a lot of streams and help increase how much they make.

00:25:27 I am the one who puts you to 9k on kick.

00:25:31 Didn't respond.

00:25:32 Then he said, hey, get back at me when you get a chance.

00:25:35 Can you call so I explain a little better?

00:25:37 This Muslim sitcom called Rami as a non-Muslim.

00:25:40 It taught me a lot about the religion.

00:25:42 Okay, cool.

00:25:42 And I said, how'd you get this number?

00:25:44 He said, I work and have NDAs with the biggest streams on kick.

00:25:47 I cannot say how I got your number, but I just wanted to offer my service.

00:25:51 If you don't need me, that's fine.

00:25:52 But I can really help out.

00:25:54 Just let me know. 0.96

00:25:55 And also, I know how to stop people from fucking with your chat. 0.75

00:25:58 It's not fair that these kids that are way less popular and have no real viewers botting their way to the top. 1.00

00:26:02 You have more real viewers than 99% of these motherfuckers. 0.98

00:26:05 This is from a viewbotter. 0.99

00:26:07 This is from a viewbotter.

00:26:09 Look, you have more real viewers than 99% of kick.

00:26:14 Everyone is cheating the game, and I mean everyone.

00:26:18 Didn't respond.

00:26:19 Next day, let me know when you go live or not if you're interested.

00:26:22 Didn't respond.

00:26:23 Next day, can I add 5k viewers?

00:26:26 Didn't respond. 0.99

00:26:27 Someone was fucking with your chat. 0.98

00:26:28 Can you help? 0.98

00:26:28 And then maybe, like, if I do have chat problems, I have a guy.

00:26:33 Then I have a guy.

00:26:34 But that's not viewbotting.

00:26:36 Crazy, right?

00:26:45 That's a drama alert clip right there.

00:26:47 A drama alert can use that.

00:26:48 That can be a drama alert clip like,

00:26:49 Sneeko exposes the viewbotting on kick.

00:26:51 Boom.

00:26:51 Chad, is it viewbotting if you're a D1 clip farmer? 0.81

00:27:14 Yeah, and so basically the whole point of me is that's why I like these chill rumble streams where I don't announce it.

00:27:19 Because I can have, like, the loyal stuff like that and also need to just kind of get away from that, um, you know.

00:27:29 Where's a gun?

00:27:32 Chad, how do I get anywhere?

00:27:45 Here we go.

00:27:46 I've got ammo and six years of headshot rage.

00:27:51 Who else wants that? 0.72

00:28:12 Shout out to Eddie the Chubby.

00:28:13 You're an OG.

00:28:14 Do some street interviews, young Don of Steezy.

00:28:17 All these OGs in here, man.

00:28:21 Okay, and did anybody, did anybody watch that Trump breakdown?

00:28:25 I didn't really get to, because they use a lot of political language in there.

00:28:28 So I'm not sure how specific it is, but it seems like I could get him banned.

00:28:33 Nigga, I'm not viewbotting.

00:28:44 I'm not doing it. 0.93

00:28:44 But it's just, it's almost, it's, viewbotting is so common to where it's stupid to not. 0.99

00:28:55 Like, it's, you're actually dumb to, it's the same thing about the gambling deal. 0.99

00:28:58 Like, why would you have morals in this game where nobody does? 0.99

00:29:01 I'll count my blessings as soon as I have some.

00:29:03 You know, why would you not scam your audience with gambling when everyone's doing it and 0.99

00:29:08 making fucking millions of dollars? 0.96

00:29:10 You know, if it helps you get collabs, it helps you get better deals. 0.99

00:29:23 Like, you literally make more money by spending money because you can get a better deal.

00:29:26 Because they think that you have more viewers.

00:29:28 You get better collabs, which leads to even more viewers.

00:29:31 It's, there's, it's exponential. 0.97

00:29:32 Damn, I'm actually kind of, should I? 0.98

00:29:36 No, I'm just joking. 0.99

00:29:44 Become a gambling streamer now.

00:29:46 You got banned on Twitter?

00:30:15 I don't care why.

00:30:24 Bro, what are you supposed to, where's Juggernaug on this map?

00:30:26 Where, where?

00:30:28 Speed cola.

00:30:29 You will lose aura by viewbotting.

00:30:46 No, I think I'll gain.

00:30:47 Become a gambling streamer, no one cares.

00:31:03 Nah, I'm not doing that, bro.

00:31:10 Well, Lahi, you'll never see me do that. 0.98

00:31:11 There's so many fucking doors in this map. 0.95

00:31:26 Yeah, I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing. 0.98

00:31:27 Okay, you go to this house.

00:31:28 I think Pack-Up-Points should be in there.

00:31:41 Dot, some guy on Eddie's stream today said he found a positive difference in pay when his stream got third-party-botted to the ones where he didn't.

00:31:50 As soon as he said, the Teddy's view count went from 4K to 15K in a matter of five minutes.

00:31:56 Wow.

00:31:56 That's bad when the CEO is getting, the CEO is getting bodied, bro.

00:32:04 When the CEO of a, what?

00:32:10 Do you know what I saw, too?

00:32:12 On that, here's a clip form, by the way.

00:32:14 You know what I saw, too, from Kik today?

00:32:16 Why is one of the employees from Kik, that Santa guy, saying that hate speech is the same thing as right-wing content?

00:32:23 How are you even putting that in the same category?

00:32:25 All of streaming is left-wing content.

00:32:27 Is liberals saying that trans can be, transgender surgeries can happen on children?

00:32:33 You know, shilling for Kamala Harris, being pro-communist and anti-America. 0.99

00:32:37 All this left-wing garbage, and now for some reason right-wing content is in the same category as hate speech? 0.97

00:32:43 Is that a Freudian slip? 0.99

00:32:46 Why are we not allowed to, so politics are only allowed if you're LGBT? 0.98

00:32:53 Oh, what a good clip.

00:32:54 I am, I'm a professional, I'm a, now, post that now, post that now.

00:32:59 I'm so good at this, bro.

00:33:01 I'm so good at this, bro.

00:33:02 Holy sh-

00:33:05 Mid-clip, no.

00:33:15 No, it wasn't.

00:33:16 I didn't even pause the game, too, to make the atmosphere of the clip more engaging, because beforehand I would pause like this to talk.

00:33:22 It's, it's cooler that I was still playing the game while doing that.

00:33:25 Yeah.

00:33:34 Ew. 1.00

00:33:39 What the fuck? 1.00

00:33:45 It's like a butthole. 1.00

00:33:46 What the fuck is 1.00

00:33:57 Bro where is juggernaug 0.99

00:34:00 Where's juggernaug

00:34:04 Chat where's niggerjog 1.00

00:34:06 Where's niggerjog 1.00

00:34:09 You care about clips too much

00:34:12 And I'm just trying to feed content bro

00:34:13 And keep the employees on their toes

00:34:14 That was really easy to train on this map

00:34:32 Angular

00:34:39 Nice

00:34:56 Doc why don't you play with Waze

00:35:03 He can actually teach you how to play and get better at the game

00:35:05 You are actually so bad lol

00:35:07 W Waze W Dippins 1.00

00:35:09 Oh you fucking glazer dude 1.00

00:35:11 Was that I bet that was Waze giving that money 1.00

00:35:13 Alright let me go pack a bunch of those

00:35:18 Am I not playing well

00:35:20 Just what the doctor ordered

00:35:22 Good one Elizabeth

00:35:24 Doc go to Serpent Mound Ohio IRL

00:35:28 Doc go to Serpent Mound Ohio IRL

00:35:35 Where

00:35:39 Where

00:35:42 Where is that shot

00:35:49 Do you think Aiden stays on kick when he gets on ban on Twitch

00:35:52 Um

00:35:54 We'll see it's hard to tell

00:35:56 See that's the problem is that

00:35:58 These top guys on kick make so much money

00:36:00 It's hard to go back

00:36:01 Like because

00:36:02 Twitch the

00:36:03 It's just ad revenue

00:36:04 Having guaranteed paycheck like that on kick is crazy

00:36:07 It's just crazy

00:36:18 Nope

00:36:19 I'm not on Twitch by the way weirdo

00:36:29 I have to do this podcast soon man

00:36:31 I got a shower 1.00

00:36:33 Fuck 1.00

00:36:34 And I need a haircut 1.00

00:36:35 To be honest bro I should not be playing right now

00:36:37 Don't go to Ohio

00:36:38 Don't go to Ohio

00:36:39 I forgot

00:36:40 I don't even know what that is

00:36:41 What you're talking about to be honest

00:36:47 What's your deal with kick sneaky

00:36:48 Why do you guys come in here and just pocket wash all day long

00:36:51 Snoeko how much is your rent?

00:36:53 What's your approximate net worth on a

00:36:56 For a thousand dollar range 0.99

00:37:05 Damn that was really easy to kill 0.97

00:37:09 I said Twitter not Twitch but I did 8,000 so don't leave 0.99

00:37:12 So don't leave

00:37:20 There you

00:37:21 Phew

00:37:40 What you guys said you ain't getting aid in money

00:37:41 Get an aid in money

00:37:42 Yeah like you are

00:37:52 You know I'm happy

00:37:53 I'm very happy with my life right now

00:37:54 Alhamdulillah for everything

00:37:56 I'm happy with the amount of money I'm making

00:37:58 Happy about my influence

00:38:00 Happy about the content

00:38:02 Happy for my family

00:38:03 Look career wise I think I'm in a pretty good place right now

00:38:11 If everything goes well

00:38:13 I really want to dissect this

00:38:14 Later on stream I'm going to figure out

00:38:19 About what Trump said about getting unbound

00:38:26 Are you happy about your hairline?

00:38:28 How about you get a job?

00:38:29 How about you get a job?

00:38:38 Yo someone tell me in the chat

00:38:39 Where's where's Juggernaug?

00:38:40 Where's Juggernaug?

00:38:59 Um

00:39:00 Pull up the map

00:39:17 Yeah where's where's Juggernaug?

00:39:25 Pull up the map

00:39:26 Yeah

00:39:28 Dot Sneeko 0.92

00:39:29 You said you want to grift UFC

00:39:32 Do a stream with Colby Covington

00:39:34 And maybe train at his gym

00:39:37 Yeah not a bad idea

00:39:39 What are your quarter four earnings approximately?

00:39:44 Um

00:39:45 Where's the map?

00:39:47 Towards the center of the map?

00:39:51 I think I'll find it without looking it up

00:39:53 Updates on Mosvar

00:39:56 Dude I haven't talked to him once this year

00:39:58 That's the updates

00:40:02 Oh there we go

00:40:03 See? Found it

00:40:04 Five thousand grams of carbs

00:40:06 Five thousand grams of carbs

00:40:08 That is gonna translate into some serious games

00:40:09 That is gonna translate into some serious games

00:40:13 Action!

00:40:15 Should I buy the XM4 on the wall?

00:40:19 It all say this

00:40:20 Unpack a punch this 1.00

00:40:24 Oh shit 0.99

00:40:25 I don't know 0.99

00:40:26 Max

00:40:37 Audemars

00:40:40 You had a good one to run this year

00:40:41 What are your plans to 25?

00:40:42 I did man

00:40:44 What do you think was better?

00:40:45 2023 or 2024?

00:40:46 Last years kind of flew by

00:40:50 2022 was like its own thing

00:40:53 But 23

00:40:54 23 was like the IRL year

00:40:57 24 was 0.99

00:41:01 Oh shit 0.99

00:41:02 Concussion grenade out 1.00

00:41:05 Concussion grenade out 1.00

00:41:15 Holy shit 0.99

00:41:16 Did anyone else rebound? 0.99

00:41:18 Rebound?

00:41:19 Anyone?

00:41:29 Instruction

00:41:30 Waze Bronson

00:41:32 Clip me

00:41:34 Talking about how Brett went up yesterday

00:41:35 From yesterday's stream

00:41:38 Yeah what was the best?

00:41:39 2023

00:41:42 23 would be hard to top

00:41:43 Yeah I know it's just good for the parasocials bro 1.00

00:41:44 These fucking like 1.00

00:41:46 The blueberry faggot simps 1.00

00:41:50 2022 wipes 1.00

00:41:52 24 have more viral clips

00:41:53 Did it?

00:41:55 2022 was the Tate year

00:41:57 Yeah

00:41:59 24 is exposing the truth

00:42:00 It was

00:42:01 I remember talking to updates about that

00:42:03 During the

00:42:05 During

00:42:09 I got kicked? 1.00

00:42:10 What the fuck 1.00

00:42:16 Dot you should watch Graham Hancock season 2 0.99

00:42:18 Then go to some of these site

00:42:20 Earl huge audience 0.98

00:42:21 What the fuck is happening? 0.99

00:42:22 For this sort of Earl exploitation 0.99

00:42:23 And can always do other stuff

00:42:25 Collabs in theses 0.87

00:42:26 Lesser visited sites

00:42:27 For streamers 0.85

00:42:28 Yo wait what the fuck happened to this game? 0.99

00:42:32 What the fuck? 0.99

00:42:36 You can't pause on zombies? 1.00

00:42:39 Needles is online

00:42:40 Dot I think people ask you about how much you make because that Santa guy said you have no deal and you're free to apply to KCIP that sparked the pocket watching comments from people

00:42:50 If he's lying then he seems like a hater NGL

00:42:54 Yeah, I don't know that guy is but that dude clearly just hates anything right wing

00:43:03 Did I get bad? I got 404 from zombies?

00:43:10 Shit 1.00

00:43:13 Black Ops 3 is better? No it's not 0.99

00:43:17 Add Cobra Tate

00:43:18 Okay, the Jake podcast is a three I'm just gonna have a no haircut 1.00

00:43:27 Fuck it 0.99

00:43:28 Should I put a hat on? 1.00

00:43:32 I want to go to the gym later too. I really want to go on the sauna today

00:43:37 Okay, this place is

00:43:40 A 30 minute drive, bro. Fuck 1.00

00:43:42 Fuck 1.00

00:43:45 Hmm 1.00

00:43:47 Can I come around

00:43:49 3.30?

00:43:51 I have the maid coming

00:43:56 I don't have time for the barber to come now

00:43:58 Um

00:43:59 Cause I have the maid 1.00

00:44:01 Well if

00:44:03 Yeah

00:44:05 Can the barber come right now?

00:44:06 Can the barber come like in literally like 10 minutes like 20 minutes?

00:44:23 Stream the drive. I could I could just spark an IRL

00:44:25 Put the MAGA hat on

00:44:33 Yes, great idea. This is why this is why I stream before doing stuff like this

00:44:37 You guys give me ideas

00:44:39 Great idea

00:44:41 I'm grifting America

00:44:43 And it's great

00:44:45 I'm doing a podcast with a white UFC fighter

00:44:47 Trump just won

00:44:49 Oh my god, you're smart

00:44:51 Who said that?

00:44:53 It was pop to dawn

00:44:55 Pop to dawn

00:44:56 Put your ETH in the chat right now

00:44:57 I'll send you $50 for that idea

00:45:01 Wasn't that obvious?

00:45:03 I swear to god I didn't think of that

00:45:06 IRL gym with the MAGA hat 0.96

00:45:08 Damn you guys complained about gym streams for so long and now I've been hearing people request them a lot 0.98

00:45:24 Oh, you know what I could do? I could do a Jake Shields IRL gym stream while he's here 0.99

00:45:27 I'm tired dude. I've been saying that a lot. I've been saying that a lot. I need a coffee. I'm gonna order a coffee in this bitch 1.00

00:45:41 You clip form on your gym streams. I know that's because I can't lock in because I'm a fucking clip farmer bro. I can't help it Monday because I'm on DNA 1.00

00:45:57 You don't work in your gym stream you just clip

00:46:02 Yeah, because it gets boring. Do you just want to watch me work out? Like it just seems weird. I feel like there's just grown men watching me work out

00:46:09 What's the point? I might as well make it entertaining

00:46:13 Okay, ordering a smoothie

00:46:15 Breakfast burrito

00:46:17 Let me get a coffee and a beer

00:46:20 Let me get a coffee and a beer 0.99

00:46:22 A latte or is that gay? 0.99

00:46:24 A latte or is that gay? 0.84

00:46:25 Don't watch the Graham Hancock season 2 then visit the site's Earl huge audience for these kinds of Earl exploration

00:46:32 Link it

00:46:33 Link it, is there a video?

00:46:37 Okay, go to check out, let me get a booster shot too

00:46:41 Some good health

00:46:43 Good health

00:46:45 Check messages

00:46:46 Okay, let me see

00:46:47 Get a beer

00:46:52 That'd be good for the America grift 0.98

00:47:08 Alright

00:47:09 Oh no no

00:47:13 Dippin's found a barber to come right now

00:47:16 It's just a random barber

00:47:18 I want to get that haircut that I had from LA from last year

00:47:22 Um

00:47:24 It will you remember

00:47:25 I saw it from the

00:47:27 Remember that haircut I got in LA?

00:47:29 Something like me that's like a show to the barber

00:47:32 Do you guys know what I'm talking about?

00:47:34 Where I had the barber on stream and with the TTS

00:47:36 TTS

00:47:44 That was a crazy time bro

00:47:45 I had like 20k live watching me get a haircut

00:47:47 Oh no, look it didn't 1.00

00:47:57 Oh shit shit shit 0.99

00:47:59 It's the same game 1.00

00:48:00 Nice

00:48:01 It's the same game

00:48:02 It's the same game

00:48:03 It's the same game

00:48:04 Oh hell nah bro

00:48:06 Time to lock in

00:48:08 Hold up, hold up, hold up

00:48:09 Time to lock in, hold on, hold on.

00:48:39 Come on, max armor. 1.00

00:48:45 Bitch ass nigga, fuck you bitch. 1.00

00:48:47 Stupid ass dumb nigga. 1.00

00:48:49 Yo, where do I use the, um, my salvage points? 1.00

00:48:54 Where do I, is there a crafting table on this bitch? 1.00

00:48:59 Armor full. 0.99

00:49:00 Oh, that's repair armor. 0.88

00:49:02 What's this?

00:49:03 Loot key.

00:49:06 Call sunshine.

00:49:07 Bro, I swear to god, I forgot about it.

00:49:09 We're supposed to go surfing.

00:49:10 Is CCS on?

00:49:12 Yes it is.

00:49:13 Spar Jake Future? 1.00

00:49:14 I'll fuck Jake Future up, bro. 1.00

00:49:15 I swear to god, I'll, if I spar Jake Future, I could beat him if I wanted to. 0.99

00:49:38 What does Melee Macchiato do?

00:49:39 Oh nah. 0.99

00:49:40 Oh fuck no. 1.00

00:49:47 Nigga, what? 1.00

00:49:48 Who the f-

00:49:49 Don't be Graham Hancock series is on Netflix, but just search the sites you could travel

00:49:53 America visiting IRL banger streams.

00:49:56 Could I?

00:49:57 Yeah.

00:49:58 My dad was saying to do that, to travel America more. 0.64

00:50:01 Like 2 let's get shot at 3, I have 0.

00:50:06 But we found those anti-bot still doing with that. 0.87

00:50:08 OK.

00:50:09 So i exchanged my joties.

00:50:10 This was so simple, and I'll go around here.

00:50:16 Great to check out.

00:50:20 I really

00:50:23 roll

00:50:24 how kind of

00:50:26 highlight

00:50:27 That's what happens when you bring teeth and claws to identify. 0.99

00:50:36 What the fuck is hidden? 0.99

00:50:47 Yo, bro, what is this thing? 1.00

00:50:54 Damn, you're strong. 0.99

00:50:58 No ammo, great. 1.00

00:51:13 Bro, he doesn't die!

00:51:19 Oh my god!

00:51:20 Oh my god! 1.00

00:51:21 This nigga does not fucking die! 1.00

00:51:26 This nigga does not fucking die! 1.00

00:51:27 Oh shit. 1.00

00:51:28 Dot, how are you sneaker? 1.00

00:51:29 Good.

00:51:30 How are you? 0.99

00:51:31 I'm getting all these ass perks. 1.00

00:51:32 What the fuck am I- 1.00

00:51:33 I'm getting all these ass perks. 1.00

00:51:34 What the fuck am I- 1.00

00:51:36 I'm getting all these ass perks. 1.00

00:51:37 What the fuck am I- 1.00

00:51:38 I'm getting all these ass perks. 1.00

00:51:39 What the fuck am I- 1.00

00:51:40 The destroyer of you undead bastards. 1.00

00:51:41 Oh shit. 1.00

00:51:42 Dot, how are you sneaker? 1.00

00:51:43 Good.

00:51:44 How are you? 0.99

00:51:45 I'm getting all these ass perks. 1.00

00:51:46 What the fuck am I- 1.00

00:51:47 Dude, how are you getting all these ass perks? 1.00

00:51:48 What the fuck? 1.00

00:51:49 What the fuck? 1.00

00:51:50 The destroyer of you undead bastards. 1.00

00:51:53 Dude, how are you? 1.00

00:51:54 I'm getting all these ass perks. 0.99

00:51:55 I'm getting all these ass perks. 1.00

00:51:56 What the fuck am I- 1.00

00:51:57 I'm getting all these ass perks. 1.00

00:51:58 What the fuck. 1.00

00:51:59 What the fuck? 1.00

00:52:29 Oh shit fuck me dude fuck why did I do that fuck so stupid so stupid no ammo fuck what is this 1.00

00:52:53 Did I lose nigger jog no I did not 1.00

00:52:59 Leave one zombie log go to the mystery box. Oh, yeah, not a bad idea. Fuck bro. Fuck 0.99

00:53:05 Yo, how do I upgrade armor? Yo, these bosses are ridiculously strong, bro. I hit him like 10 clips 1.00

00:53:14 Turn this on. Oh my god

00:53:23 Oh, there we go, I need that

00:53:25 Okay, I got the crafting tables here. I have a lot of shit. What's this? Oh, I need that 0.99

00:53:32 Bowling alley. What the hell is this map?

00:53:45 Oh my god, oh

00:53:55 Self-revive

00:53:57 Self-revive

00:53:59 Give me that

00:54:03 Do I have the chopper gun that thing or no? 0.99

00:54:05 Yo, that nigga is still not fucking dead 0.99

00:54:08 And I have no ammo. Oh shit. Alright, this is bad 1.00

00:54:11 This is bad

00:54:13 This is bad

00:54:15 This is bad. This is bad.

00:54:17 Bad situation bad situation bad situation bad situation bad situa-

00:54:20 This bloody corpse has got the better of me

00:54:22 This has got the better of me

00:54:35 Dot these sites are all over America huge online audience for these sites alone never mind your own take and insights it's a no brainier and no stream team

00:54:44 This sort of

00:54:45 Write that down. What is that?

00:54:46 Write that down. What is that?

00:54:47 But you interact instead of trying to sell it

00:54:54 Oh my god, bro. That boss has been alive for like three rounds

00:55:01 This is getting bad. This is getting bad

00:55:14 This is getting bad

00:55:24 That was so bad

00:55:26 That was so bad

00:55:27 You have to go

00:55:49 Where is the ammo?

00:55:50 Oh no he's inside here

00:55:57 Is he dead now or no?

00:56:03 No, he's not great, bro. 1.00

00:56:05 Fucking shit. 1.00

00:56:07 Holy... 1.00

00:56:09 Let me get out of here. 1.00

00:56:27 Holy shit, die. 1.00

00:56:38 Holy shit, fucking die. 1.00

00:56:40 Oh my god, dude. 1.00

00:56:43 Oh my god. 1.00

00:56:46 This guy doesn't fucking fuck off. 1.00

00:56:49 Holy shit. 1.00

00:56:54 Like, oh my god. 1.00

00:56:57 I can't believe how much...

00:57:11 Dude, that was great.

00:57:13 Press the down button?

00:57:14 Not yet, I want to save it.

00:57:24 Bro, like, that guy takes too much damage. 0.96

00:57:30 That is ridiculous. 1.00

00:57:32 Ridiculous. 0.99

00:57:33 I need to upgrade my armor too. 0.82

00:57:37 You need a lot of armor on this map.

00:57:39 No cap.

00:57:41 Wait, Jake Paul, watch party?

00:57:44 We could.

00:57:45 How far is it made?

00:57:47 Made...

00:57:58 She's on the way.

00:58:06 Check the mail.

00:58:08 Yo, what's the ETA on the barber?

00:58:12 Cobra Tate, stop friending me.

00:58:32 I don't want to be your friend. 0.99

00:58:34 Yeah, you wanna hear some funny shit? 0.99

00:58:39 Sonny Faz's steam name is Cobra Faz. 0.95

00:59:02 I like your idea, but I'm a little confused about what it is.

00:59:05 Just send me the link so I can watch it.

00:59:08 It's...

00:59:09 What's his name?

00:59:10 Graham Stephan?

00:59:11 Isn't that that, like, finance vlogger?

00:59:33 Gimme that.

00:59:38 I reckon I could break my push-up record.

00:59:41 Why am I a girl, bro? 1.00

00:59:42 Fuck, I hate... 1.00

00:59:43 Why... 1.00

00:59:44 Ah!

00:59:45 Why are there so many women in here? 1.00

00:59:56 Okay, 5k points.

00:59:57 What do I do with it?

00:59:59 Um...

01:00:00 Hit the box.

01:00:02 Alright, great.

01:00:03 You hear that, boss?

01:00:04 See that, boss?

01:00:18 Yeah, should I...

01:00:19 Should I call Cobra Faz?

01:00:24 Oh, nah.

01:00:25 Mud.

01:00:26 Alright, you know what?

01:00:27 I'm gonna use a Mute Injection.

01:00:30 I'm doing it.

01:00:33 I'm doing it. 0.98

01:00:34 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro. 1.00

01:00:35 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro. 1.00

01:00:36 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro. 1.00

01:00:37 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro. 1.00

01:00:38 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro. 1.00

01:00:43 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro. 1.00

01:00:44 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro. 1.00

01:00:45 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro. 1.00

01:00:46 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro. 1.00

01:01:03 I need that fire sale, bro. 0.96

01:01:06 How do I get out of this?

01:01:08 Did I get it?

01:01:13 Oh, it disappeared. 1.00

01:01:14 Fuck. 1.00

01:01:18 Alright, can I get out of this? 1.00

01:01:20 Get out.

01:01:27 Launcher.

01:01:29 Do I want this?

01:01:32 Where's my gun?

01:01:34 Where's my gun?

01:01:38 Great.

01:01:39 I just lost my gun to pick this up?

01:01:42 Oh my god. 1.00

01:01:47 That was stupid. 1.00

01:01:48 Oh shit. 1.00

01:01:50 Oh nah. 1.00

01:01:52 Oh nah.

01:01:54 Oh.

01:01:56 Oh.

01:02:08 It was glitched in the car trunk.

01:02:19 See, I died cause of a glitch.

01:02:22 I died cause of a glitch.

01:02:24 There're no-

01:02:25 There's no guys ruled the car back and方ing.

01:02:27 What you doing?

01:02:29 It Calls Zerk her brother.

01:02:30 I'm Forgive, I'm crazy.

01:02:31 Oh yeah.

01:02:32 Finish the movie. 0.99

01:02:34 Oh shit, are you guys, do you guys wanna finish the movie from yesterday? 0.99

01:02:37 MEANING Yeah. 1.00

01:02:38 Oh shit, are you guys, do you guys want to finish the movie from yesterday? 0.98

01:02:43 call Zerker brother Eden 1.00

01:02:45 dark apple you are so obsessed with being white 0.78

01:02:47 it's like 0.97

01:02:48 Aryan I'm Aryan

01:02:52 that's just the annoying thing

01:02:54 it wasn't like I switched up 1.00

01:02:55 on white Christians just fucking like 1.00

01:02:57 it started to annoy me how much you guys 1.00

01:02:59 finish the movie

01:03:02 alright a lot of people saying that

01:03:03 play fortnite

01:03:09 Graham Hancock on Netflix

01:03:21 okay

01:03:22 dot do you currently have a course

01:03:35 or zoom in for aspiring content

01:03:37 creators where we can learn from you

01:03:39 about content creation like street

01:03:41 interviews if not do you have a plan

01:03:43 to make one aisle hundred percent 1.00

01:03:45 buy that shit to learn from you 1.00

01:03:47 yeah I could 1.00

01:03:49 I could I could in the future I'm working on something right now but

01:04:02 oh my god crypto's booming

01:04:04 crypto's booming

01:04:06 eats the three

01:04:16 I'm getting deja vu right now

01:04:23 is tonight's stream cancelled now

01:04:46 do you feel no not november

01:05:01 nope

01:05:02 day nine and no not november chat

01:05:04 day nine chat

01:05:06 take a personality disorder test

01:05:10 you can do that on stream later

01:05:11 do you think Fousey will come back to stream

01:05:16 oh man

01:05:17 call god

01:05:25 what

01:05:25 stuff for law

01:05:27 saragon what up

01:05:30 what's your height

01:05:33 6-3

01:05:33 man city lost 1.00

01:05:34 fuck this game is fun 1.00

01:05:37 I want to play again 0.99

01:05:38 play again chat 0.99

01:05:39 yeah why am I a fucking girl 1.00

01:05:45 you can start with an SMG 0.99

01:05:58 wait I can just start up

01:06:01 with an SMG

01:06:07 yo the warner what's good bro

01:06:12 have no fear the warner is here

01:06:14 miss you my G got a link up soon

01:06:16 yes sir

01:06:17 the warner

01:06:19 warner what are you doing on rumble

01:06:23 in the middle of the day bro

01:06:24 where did you find the stream

01:06:26 yeah we got a link up soon man

01:06:30 we do

01:06:31 alright let's load up a game

01:06:33 I'll play Terminus this time

01:06:36 wait no no no

01:06:39 I can't play if I'm

01:06:40 okay I'm not a girl

01:06:41 good

01:06:41 shipty says warner

01:06:47 I'm rocking your gear right now

01:06:49 good stuff

01:06:49 warner's hungry

01:07:06 hey bro 1.00

01:07:07 oh shit 1.00

01:07:18 I might have to tell 1.00

01:07:18 Jake Shields

01:07:19 four

01:07:19 my bad

01:07:22 can you do

01:07:23 four

01:07:25 no problem

01:07:30 if not 0.98

01:07:37 lateco shut up 0.63

01:07:38 you gotta start with a pretty good gun in this game 0.93

01:07:50 that's weird

01:07:51 turn this on

01:07:52 turn this on

01:07:54 amp unit activated

01:07:55 please stand by

01:07:57 I scroll to plans for the amps on my cell wall

01:08:02 Kristoff's eyes are everywhere

01:08:05 I should have gone

01:08:07 stop eating LJ Shields watching stream

01:08:19 what do you mean

01:08:20 what do you mean

01:08:21 I guess he's watching

01:08:22 what's up procrastinating 0.99

01:08:26 the fucking barbers taking a long time 1.00

01:08:28 and the maids late 1.00

01:08:30 the maids late

01:08:32 where are you 1.00

01:08:35 she needs to like my fucking dryers not working or something 1.00

01:08:37 blues 1.00

01:08:38 posted on the

01:08:50 nämlich

01:08:52 instead of having to like my pretty bad

01:08:53 give up

01:08:55 there

01:08:55 if you need to like

01:08:56 a

01:08:58 g

01:08:59 uh boom oh no don't have money get a female on stream i worship the cow 1.00

01:09:07 i worship the cow my graco you know i watched a documentary about bronson's religion not really

01:09:17 documentary about it but there's a george there's a good documentary that i recommend you guys watch

01:09:21 if you want it's called george harrison living in the material world directed by barton scorsese

01:09:27 george harrison i used to be a big beatles fan and he's like one of the most he's probably the

01:09:31 most underrated beetle he's the most he doesn't get the credit he deserves george harrison because

01:09:37 he's like a the lead guitarist and he made some banger songs but anyway he took acid and then

01:09:42 went on this big journey to find god typical sneaker trying to bail on his friends i'm not trying to

01:09:49 bail my friend i'm not trying to bail my friend bro and he ended up becoming a hindu kind of not 0.99

01:09:55 really he didn't really become a hindu but he found krishna so he like got really into

01:10:00 needles invited me i guess i'm playing with me i guess i'm playing with needles

01:10:05 but yeah this guy had a good kind of and then he made this song called my sweet lord and everything

01:10:14 and krishna was all about krishna i'm what is that is that what bronson is bronson like a krishna

01:10:20 a krishna worshipper

01:10:22 um

01:10:42 you belong to me

01:10:48 Let's go, turn that on.

01:11:04 The needles made you. 1.00

01:11:06 The armature went 4-0, let's fucking go. 0.99

01:11:10 That was a big, big loss the other day though, the other week. 0.98

01:11:16 I'm getting some techs, okay what happened, jake shields, okay, yo where's the barber,

01:11:45 is the barber here or no, is the barber here or no, where the barber at, where he at, no I

01:12:01 can't lie bro, cancel the barber, cancel the barber, cancel the barber, my bad, I'll pay 1.00

01:12:06 half the price because then I cancel it, I'll pay, I'll pay that, fuck it. 0.99

01:12:10 Cancel the barber, so I can make jake shields pod. 0.99

01:12:15 Josh, should I make love speech merch?

01:12:18 I probably couldn't, after that rabbi debate, I think there's enough love speech aura. 0.97

01:12:30 Love speech merch could actually be fucking cool.

01:12:35 I'm tired of paying like, bro, I'm tired of paying these barbers because they know I have

01:12:38 money, they're always overcharged.

01:12:39 Ali Daba linked me a barber in London, that nigga charged me $400 bro, $400. 1.00

01:12:50 He's here?

01:12:51 Okay, okay, send him up, send him up, send him up, send him up then.

01:12:53 Send him up, send up the barber. 0.99

01:12:55 Send him up, send him up, send him up, send him up.

01:13:19 Send him up, send him up, send him up, send him up, send him up, send him up, send him 0.97

01:13:26 I know, it wasn't even a good haircut, it was such an average haircut, I paid four fucking 0.96

01:13:29 hundred dollars, bro. 1.00

01:13:30 I gotta stop spending all this money on bullshit. 1.00

01:13:37 Better be a real deal this time. 1.00

01:13:48 And the barber was so deceiving because he stopped saying, oh, I've been a barber for

01:13:52 three years, mashallah, alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah,

01:13:55 alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah, it's trying to be $400, bro.

01:13:59 Alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah.

01:14:19 Support the barber.

01:14:20 Yeah, I know. 0.99

01:14:22 Four fucking hundred dollars, bro. 0.99

01:14:26 Ali Dawah took a cut from the $400. 0.99

01:14:29 Nah, nah, he helped me get a refund.

01:14:32 But it was like a delivery.

01:14:33 The guy came to my crib, and I didn't discuss the price afterwards, he just said it.

01:14:41 Get this haircut?

01:14:43 Here, let me see if the barber can do it.

01:14:45 Yeah, this is the haircut I'm talking about.

01:14:49 This is the best haircut I got ever.

01:14:54 This guy, I think I did pay $300 or something like that, but it was worth it.

01:14:58 But no barber could do this, bro.

01:15:00 It's so hard to find a good barber for my hair.

01:15:03 And my hair is not complicated, but I get so many mid-haircuts. 1.00

01:15:07 I get so many trash fucking haircuts. 1.00

01:15:18 He's a celebrity barber? 1.00

01:15:19 Yeah, I know.

01:15:30 Yo, I like this. 0.99

01:15:31 This sniper is fun as fuck, holy. 1.00

01:15:37 You got flying venom sacrum from Modi's lab? 1.00

01:15:40 For the dark even. 0.99

01:15:41 Either way, gross.

01:15:59 Max armor.

01:16:07 I should've hit that.

01:16:37 Like, I've met so many mid-barbers. 1.00

01:16:41 I feel like if you're gonna dedicate your life to cutting hair, just get good at it, right?

01:16:45 Like, how hard could it be?

01:16:47 Is it really that hard?

01:16:50 Like, is it really that hard?

01:16:57 Hello?

01:17:00 Send it up. 0.98

01:17:01 My mate is fucking 10 minutes late, bro. 1.00

01:17:10 Fuck! 1.00

01:17:11 I gotta get to the fucking podcast, bro. 1.00

01:17:13 Goddamn, bro. 1.00

01:17:14 Where is this goddamn bar? 1.00

01:17:15 Where is everyone? 1.00

01:17:16 I gotta stop agreeing to stuff, bro.

01:17:17 I just wanna chill at the crib.

01:17:18 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:19 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:20 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:21 I should not have agreed. 1.00

01:17:22 I say yes to too much shit. 1.00

01:17:23 Nah, I'll do- I'll do well. 1.00

01:17:24 I have good momentum right now.

01:17:26 Okay.

01:17:27 Okay.

01:17:28 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:30 I gotta stop agreeing to stuff, bro.

01:17:31 I just wanna chill at the crib.

01:17:32 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:33 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:34 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:36 I should not have agreed. 1.00

01:17:37 I say yes to too much shit. 1.00

01:17:40 You belong to me. 1.00

01:17:42 Nah, I'll do- I'll do well.

01:17:45 I have good momentum right now.

01:17:47 I have good momentum right now.

01:18:15 Woo! 0.99

01:18:16 You can kill like three zombies with this. 0.99

01:18:18 One shot. 0.99

01:18:19 Call Joe Rogan.

01:18:20 Alright, hold on.

01:18:21 I think my food's here. 0.99

01:18:22 Where the fuck is this barber, bruh? 0.99

01:18:23 Where? 1.00

01:18:24 If he's not here, bro.

01:18:25 Where?

01:18:26 If he's not here, bro.

01:18:27 I don't wanna go.

01:18:28 I don't wanna go.

01:18:29 I don't wanna go.

01:18:30 I don't wanna go.

01:18:31 I don't wanna go.

01:18:32 Call Joe Rogan.

01:18:33 Alright, hold on.

01:18:34 I think my food's here. 0.99

01:18:35 Where the fuck is this barber, bruh? 0.99

01:18:37 Where? 1.00

01:18:38 If he's not here, bro.

01:18:39 I have to cancel him.

01:18:40 Like, where is he?

01:18:41 Someone's at the door.

01:18:42 Someone's at the door.

01:18:45 I think my food's here. 0.99

01:18:48 Where the fuck is this barber, bruh? 0.99

01:18:51 Where? 0.99

01:18:51 If he's not here, bro, I have to cancel him.

01:18:53 Like, where is he?

01:18:57 Someone's at the door.

01:19:15 Yo, bro.

01:19:20 The Uber Eats driver, the Uber Eats driver was just standing there.

01:19:23 He was like this.

01:19:25 Hello, sir.

01:19:26 Hey, Joey.

01:19:27 He presented it like I won an award.

01:19:30 Hey, give me my coffee, bro.

01:19:33 Skip the barber. 0.96

01:19:34 The barber's not here.

01:19:35 I'm canceling the barber.

01:19:36 I cancel the barber.

01:19:38 Cancel.

01:19:39 Five minutes, cancel.

01:19:40 Yeah, I gotta cancel, bro.

01:19:42 I gotta cancel.

01:19:43 My bad.

01:19:44 My bad.

01:19:44 I gotta cancel.

01:19:44 Cancel.

01:19:45 Cancel.

01:19:46 Stop.

01:19:46 Lock it in.

01:19:46 Cancel.

01:19:51 I'm gonna be late for Jake Shields, bro.

01:19:56 Give him a five-star rating?

01:19:57 No.

01:19:59 I gotta cancel the barber, bro.

01:20:03 Tell him.

01:20:04 I'll give him $20 for that.

01:20:05 I'll give him.

01:20:05 I'll give him a little 20.

01:20:07 Give him a little 20.

01:20:09 Give him a little 20.

01:20:10 For pulling up.

01:20:12 Okay.

01:20:25 Your cut takes less than...

01:20:26 No, it's okay.

01:20:30 Elsniko knows.

01:20:31 It's not my team's fault.

01:20:32 It's not my team's fault.

01:20:33 But yeah.

01:20:33 I know he's gonna be pissed, bro.

01:20:34 I don't care.

01:20:35 I'm sorry.

01:20:36 I'm sorry.

01:20:37 I'll pay him.

01:20:37 Whatever.

01:20:38 It is what it is. 1.00

01:20:38 Your hairline's fucked? 1.00

01:20:39 Fuck you. 1.00

01:20:42 I think the Jake Shields pod is gonna be... 1.00

01:20:44 Jake...

01:20:44 I think you...

01:20:45 I don't know.

01:20:45 I'm not leaking all his stuff.

01:20:46 But he's got stuff planned.

01:20:47 I'll just say that.

01:20:48 But I think the barber's gonna be...

01:20:50 I mean, the podcast's gonna be...

01:20:52 I'm tired, bro. 0.99

01:20:54 Holy shit. 1.00

01:20:56 Brain's not... 1.00

01:20:56 I need my coffee.

01:20:57 Oh, I need my coffee.

01:21:01 Listen to the lie.

01:21:08 What did you order?

01:21:09 Ginger shot?

01:21:10 A breakfast burrito.

01:21:16 A healthy juice.

01:21:19 And a coffee.

01:21:20 I'm trying to gain weight, Chad.

01:21:21 I'm on it.

01:21:21 And I'm gonna go to the gym after the pod.

01:21:23 I'm gonna go right to the gym after the pod.

01:21:26 Spark up tonight.

01:21:27 Pre-meat getting yelled at.

01:21:34 Dippins... 0.55

01:21:34 No, W-Dippins, bro.

01:21:35 W-Dippins. 0.96

01:21:37 Coffee, cigarette, back in the game.

01:21:38 You're right. 1.00

01:21:40 Where the fuck is my maid? 1.00

01:21:42 Oh, she's... 1.00

01:21:42 L-2-meat.

01:21:44 En dos minutos lego.

01:21:46 W-Relection for your Europeans? 0.96

01:22:00 I know, Bob.

01:22:01 I'm not even...

01:22:02 I like these, like, exclusive Rumble streams...

01:22:04 I don't feel like I'm streaming. You know what I'm saying? When I'm on kick, I feel like I have to be ADHD slamming three Red Bulls 0.99

01:22:15 Should I just do this on kick to make money? I'm like throwing away money by not doing this

01:22:20 If you combine today's hours and yesterday's hours

01:22:24 From the streams that I could have been doing on kick

01:22:27 I would have made a lot of money. I would have made a lot of money

01:22:34 Do you want me to order you clothes? No, it's okay

01:22:51 Dot you ambiguous race is your strength. It was when you were a model 0.99

01:22:55 You're a natural grifter to be IRL travel streamer do the site huge audience for this kind of stuff and your takes would defo viral and clips galore

01:23:04 All right bet bet bet bet

01:23:10 She's parking 0.97

01:23:16 Hello

01:23:21 It's okay, it's okay

01:23:25 Wait, is he a barber?

01:23:28 Okay, yeah, sign him up

01:23:31 bye 1.00

01:23:33 All right, the barbers here fuck it bro. I told him not to come and he's here 0.99

01:23:37 And now he's here

01:23:42 No, I don't even know who this guy is

01:23:45 Um, all right, what am I gonna do?

01:23:47 Uh, and now the barbers here? 0.99

01:23:47 Uh, and now the barber's here

01:23:48 And now the barber's here

01:23:49 And now the barber's here

01:23:50 Pre-gunfight?

01:23:52 and now the barber's here

01:23:59 and now the barber's here 1.00

01:24:09 pre-gunfight ah shit 1.00

01:24:16 pre-glock 1.00

01:24:18 well 1.00

01:24:19 that shit right there 0.99

01:24:26 let me clear this out for the haircut 0.99

01:24:29 okay

01:24:29 I'll move the rug

01:24:32 I'm gonna keep on streaming too

01:24:35 I'm not gonna interact too much

01:24:36 there we go

01:24:56 hey there you go Charles

01:25:14 nice to meet you

01:25:17 I'm streaming right now is that okay

01:25:27 yeah

01:25:27 so you want me to cut your white machine

01:25:38 uh yeah is that okay

01:25:40 you can see enough

01:25:47 I have this one in the top too

01:25:54 okay yeah turn it up

01:25:56 it's good to go

01:25:58 I'm in a bit of a rush

01:26:16 so nothing too complicated

01:26:17 um it looks like you're you're a good barber based off the equipment you have there

01:26:21 uh they were telling me

01:26:23 to get this haircut here

01:26:26 let me show you

01:26:27 I don't know how much time it would take

01:26:31 but there's this

01:26:32 I got this haircut last year

01:26:34 and this is the best haircut I got

01:26:35 um I think it's a

01:26:37 it's a fade that goes all the way around

01:26:39 the lineup was perfect

01:26:40 my hair my corners are fading

01:26:43 I'm kind of balling

01:26:43 so like this is the the proper

01:26:45 that's my maid is kind of the door 1.00

01:26:48 can you do this

01:26:50 yeah

01:26:50 oh let me get the maid in 1.00

01:26:51 sorry

01:26:52 hello

01:27:01 hello

01:27:01 how are you

01:27:02 hi

01:27:03 hello

01:27:04 hello

01:27:05 hello

01:27:06 hello

01:27:07 hello

01:27:08 what would you call this haircut right here

01:27:38 so drop fade

01:27:39 drop fade

01:27:40 okay

01:27:41 said you could do that in 10 minutes

01:27:44 no you can't

01:27:45 10 minutes

01:27:46 maybe 20 minutes

01:27:48 20

01:27:48 might be

01:27:50 perfect

01:27:50 yeah about 20

01:27:51 all right I'm gonna put um

01:27:53 this

01:27:54 the TTS on speaker chat

01:27:56 so we can

01:27:56 dot W black barber

01:27:59 it's a taper

01:28:04 it's a taper

01:28:04 can I get a paper towel

01:28:20 yeah sure

01:28:21 how do you know

01:28:26 how do you know

01:28:26 Dippins 0.80

01:28:27 who called you

01:28:31 how do you know Dippins

01:28:38 uh you got me

01:28:40 uh you got me offline

01:28:40 oh yeah

01:28:41 see I got a mobile barber shop

01:28:43 uh it's a bus

01:28:44 with two chairs

01:28:45 but I work inside the shop

01:28:46 in midtown

01:28:47 I think I've seen your shop

01:28:48 um

01:28:49 on the street

01:28:49 yeah

01:28:50 I think I've seen it before

01:28:52 uh yeah I can

01:28:59 dot go back to your country 0.96

01:29:01 I'm gonna turn

01:29:03 I'm gonna turn this off

01:29:04 this is all the way

01:29:09 there you go

01:29:10 that's perfect

01:29:11 yeah podcasting

01:29:33 and I'm actually

01:29:34 I'm about to go on a podcast

01:29:34 right now

01:29:35 so I want it to look

01:29:36 uh

01:29:36 I want it to look good

01:29:37 what gift that you gave me

01:29:43 was it um

01:29:44 I don't know

01:29:45 what you're talking about

01:29:46 the chair is good like this

01:30:02 huh

01:30:03 the chair is good like this

01:30:04 uh huh

01:30:05 it's a little

01:30:28 I'm a little

01:30:28 it's okay

01:30:29 you need to put that up

01:30:30 is this okay

01:30:35 like uh

01:30:40 like this

01:30:41 oh no

01:30:42 you can't do it like that

01:30:43 I'll just

01:30:44 I'll sit

01:30:44 that's fine

01:30:45 oh don't worry

01:30:50 don't worry

01:30:50 I appreciate your comments

01:30:56 though

01:30:56 before notice

01:30:56 I'll bring back the fisheye lens

01:31:10 Dr. Barber

01:31:22 what's your thoughts

01:31:23 on swing out parties

01:31:24 don't give me your phone number

01:31:47 no

01:31:48 did you watch any podcasts

01:32:03 no

01:32:04 not really

01:32:06 I've been so busy

01:32:08 and I bought a shop

01:32:09 around here

01:32:09 don't I take me

01:32:12 close

01:32:12 so there's this thing

01:32:16 that comes on

01:32:16 so that

01:32:17 they're just

01:32:17 they're trying to be funny

01:32:18 and it does about

01:32:26 I could turn it off

01:32:26 if it's about

01:32:28 okay

01:32:28 man I'm in the barbershop

01:32:30 so you know

01:32:31 too much 1.00

01:32:31 they talk shit all day long 1.00

01:32:33 and that shit 1.00

01:32:33 Dr. Sneeko 1.00

01:32:37 I don't know if you're aware

01:32:38 but there's a big monkey

01:32:39 touching your head

01:32:41 should I call 9-1-1

01:32:43 believe twice

01:32:44 if you're in trouble

01:32:45 it's not funny

01:32:45 dot I would never trust

01:33:02 to bother 1.00

01:33:02 who's fat black 1.00

01:33:03 poor 1.00

01:33:04 okay

01:33:04 I actually would

01:33:09 the worst haircuts

01:33:10 I've ever gotten

01:33:11 were from

01:33:11 Asian women

01:33:12 Asian women

01:33:13 yeah

01:33:14 if you keep

01:33:25 if you keep

01:33:26 look at the FSA

01:33:27 to everyone

01:33:27 if you do not have money

01:33:29 in crypto right now

01:33:31 they must keep it

01:33:32 sure

01:33:32 as Bitcoin

01:33:33 are they will be electric

01:33:35 so we are literally

01:33:36 entering the barbershop

01:33:38 I'm still thinking about

01:34:00 going Qatar

01:34:00 I don't have that much

01:34:02 planned for the rest of the

01:34:03 month

01:34:03 it might even be a bad idea

01:34:04 do you prefer

01:34:34 working in barbershops

01:34:35 or the mobile shop

01:34:36 you got

01:34:36 he does fine

01:34:39 with me

01:34:39 but

01:34:39 if I had a mobile

01:34:41 I would work

01:34:41 in the barbershop

01:34:42 so they're paying

01:34:58 money to talk

01:34:59 so right now

01:35:02 they're trying

01:35:03 to mess with me

01:35:03 they want

01:35:04 to get you

01:35:04 like

01:35:05 to laugh

01:35:06 or something

01:35:06 so that you

01:35:07 mess up

01:35:07 my haircut

01:35:07 that's not

01:35:11 going to work

01:35:11 nope

01:35:16 that's not

01:35:17 don't

01:35:27 don't

01:35:28 that's not

01:35:33 Dota, are you going to ask him to grip and caress your head just like your last barber? 0.99

01:35:41 Mr. Barber, your client here today is a homo BTW. 1.00

01:35:45 That's not... 0.96

01:35:45 Hey, man.

01:35:49 That's not true.

01:35:53 Are you from Miami?

01:35:55 No, no, I'm from Southie, New York.

01:35:58 But I've been down here for the New York.

01:35:59 You're from New York?

01:36:00 Mm-hmm.

01:36:00 Dr. Nikka Nikka Nikka, Hello Nikka, is the fresh prince seal.

01:36:05 His forehead is biggest.

01:36:12 Are you from Brooklyn?

01:36:13 No, I'm from Southie, New York.

01:36:15 Oh, upstate.

01:36:15 Upstate, New York.

01:36:26 Dr. Fish Islands made you and you got rid of it to become an army streamer.

01:36:30 No wonder you fill off. Fish Islands makes even the most boring clips go viral.

01:36:51 Doc, Mr. Barber, I will send you $500 if you give him a mohawk.

01:36:55 No mohawk. I don't have enough hair to get a mohawk.

01:37:00 Oh, this is itchy.

01:37:15 Dote ni ga ese chit.

01:37:18 E ni ga ese chit.

01:37:20 I see you talking about the kick employee trying to ruin kick. Yeah.

01:37:39 Do you cut celebrities' hairs? Celebrity haircuts?

01:37:48 I have, uh, this man, uh, uh, what is his name here? Eric Simon from UPMB?

01:37:58 Doc, Mr. Barber, please proceed with caution. Your client today likes to do this thing where he slowly leans his head into his barber's crotch area for a funny clip. 0.51

01:38:07 Okay, so just be careful with his homosexuality. 0.99

01:38:11 What? 0.81

01:38:12 They're just, they're just trolling.

01:38:14 You think P. Diddy's guilty?

01:38:15 Man, what is this? 1.00

01:38:16 Some of that shit probably. 1.00

01:38:17 Some of that shit probably. 1.00

01:38:18 A whole lot of that shit. 1.00

01:38:19 They just, man. 1.00

01:38:20 post-money wreck.

01:38:21 They wanna make something slick or something.

01:38:25 He GETS THE GRAND. 1.00

01:38:40 They gotta get some shit. 1.00

01:38:43 This man's a wreck, so he's gonna make something stick to something, he's gonna get the grain and get some shit down, probably with that bad liquor company, man. 0.99

01:38:54 Yeah, what was it, Cognac, right? 0.98

01:38:56 No, it was a Ciroc.

01:38:58 A Ciroc. 0.64

01:38:59 So now they're trying to shoot shots in every direction they're killing us.

01:39:09 Yeah.

01:39:15 Doc, listen ma'am, on some level sneaker wants a happy ending.

01:39:20 BBC gang we up, let's read some chats.

01:39:24 Yeah, that's good.

01:39:28 Howdy.

01:39:29 .xplay the potter, by the way I'm only limited to 5,000, anyone who has more than that has deals with kick.

01:39:47 I'll let you know if I can get more than that, but I doubt it.

01:39:51 If that was really you would have texted me, not TTS.

01:40:13 Never heard of her before.

01:40:14 FaceTime Allie, you'll call her.

01:40:40 Fish eye lens is overrated, bro.

01:40:44 Fish eye lens is overrated, bro.

01:40:46 Fish eye lens is overrated, bro. 0.60

01:40:56 Look at Mr. Bavuna, you Haitian. 1.00

01:40:58 Do you eat cats too? 0.85

01:41:02 Well, here is another Woman. 1.00

01:41:06 OK.

01:41:08 The barber can't save your hair got hairline bro give it up so they always say that I'm balding

01:41:22 Do you think that I'm balding

01:41:30 What about the by hairline

01:41:37 Which is normal for you know

01:41:44 I don't know why it's so itchy right now

01:42:03 That could be it

01:42:12 Doctel grifting the nice father man with the racist TTS you know it's gonna give you clips

01:42:32 Bro's hurting but you don't care

01:42:35 My heart is rotten bro

01:42:37 My heart's not rotten

01:42:38 How do I know what you got

01:42:42 Whatever bro

01:42:44 And that's the computer

01:42:48 No no no do you see this thing moving

01:42:51 There's people watching and so they're donating one dollar to say what they want to say

01:42:56 Doctor I like my women how I like my coffee 1.00

01:42:59 My head has never been as itchy before I don't know what's going on

01:43:16 Do you have lice and uh clippers

01:43:20 You know sir I keep my clippers clean

01:43:23 Yeah I think so you have a good good set up

01:43:26 You see this it kills everything

01:43:28 Does it would it kill the itch on my head

01:43:31 Oh man

01:43:43 That should do it though

01:43:47 Oh it kind of went away

01:43:57 No

01:44:03 Ali doll 0.70

01:44:04 He told the barber to

01:44:05 He gave me

01:44:08 I had like $200 back

01:44:09 So they'll be Ali doll for that 0.98

01:44:12 Look at dip into the chat

01:44:15 Trying to say it looks

01:44:15 The haircut's good

01:44:16 I know

01:44:18 I know you called him

01:44:19 Do you think it's difficult to cut hair like mine

01:44:29 Because

01:44:29 I have a lot of different barbers

01:44:31 And

01:44:32 It's hard to get like a good haircut

01:44:34 Dot Mr. Barber did not clean the lice off of the clippers

01:44:37 So GG you are cooked

01:44:39 Enjoy

01:44:39 Also questions for Mr. Barber

01:44:42 What is your next favorite race

01:44:44 And why is it Indian people 1.00

01:44:46 Yeah I think I've passed by your shop

01:44:47 Right down to 36

01:44:49 36 in a second

01:44:51 So the majority of my customers are Spanish 0.73

01:44:58 Dot sneaker paid me to type racist stuff to the monkey that's coming on stream later 0.98

01:45:04 That monkey being you Mr. Barber 0.69

01:45:07 That's not true 0.93

01:45:07 I'm not Spanish by the way

01:45:09 What you are

01:45:10 I'm half Asian half black

01:45:13 Okay

01:45:14 But yeah

01:45:21 My haircut

01:45:23 Makes me

01:45:23 Like it could change my whole look

01:45:25 Dot this stream is loading hitting

01:45:26 You should stream on kick too

01:45:28 It's not like their streamers

01:45:30 Don't play games for hours on end too

01:45:32 If you're still insecure

01:45:34 You should bring back the fish eye lens

01:45:36 For guaranteed 20k live viewers

01:45:38 Okay good idea

01:45:39 Dot 200 is still a scat

01:45:52 Come to London next time

01:45:53 The biggest footballers and big celebrities

01:45:55 Are still not miling

01:45:57 But much I swear to god

01:45:58 Yeah I know

01:45:59 That was

01:45:59 400 was insane

01:46:00 Insane

01:46:02 You had no idea I was streaming you saw it through updates clip

01:46:28 Then why don't you follow me on rumble

01:46:30 Just follow me on rumble

01:46:31 So you get the notie

01:46:31 Dot he's only a quarter black 0.89

01:46:36 And he says

01:46:36 Need you all the time

01:46:38 Yeah what

01:46:42 A quarter

01:46:42 My dad's half black half white

01:46:44 What shampoo do you use

01:46:52 I use that dangos shampoo every day

01:46:55 You asking me

01:46:57 Um no I was asking that

01:46:59 What you should say

01:47:00 fish eye lens

01:47:00 Fish eye lens

01:47:01 Fish eye lens

01:47:02 Fish eye lens

01:47:03 Fish eye lens

01:47:04 Fish eye lens

01:47:04 fish eye lens

01:47:06 Fish eye lens

01:47:07 Fish eye lens

01:47:09 Fish eye lens

01:47:10 Fish eye lens

01:47:11 Fish eye lens

01:47:12 Fish eye

01:47:13 Miss

01:47:15 Xi

01:47:15 use head and shoulders that's what I use yeah what do you think is the best the best shampoo

01:47:29 teacher

01:47:49 hey I wish you don't share

01:47:59 What you doing, Allie?

01:48:02 Nothing.

01:48:03 I'm not even sick, dude.

01:48:05 Just getting my hair cut right now.

01:48:07 Say hi.

01:48:09 Hello.

01:48:10 This is Charles over here.

01:48:12 Is this a good haircut?

01:48:15 Are you going bald?

01:48:16 Oh, never mind.

01:48:18 You see what I'm saying?

01:48:19 You hear that, Charles?

01:48:23 Really, Allie?

01:48:25 What?

01:48:26 Am I bald?

01:48:27 No, like, you're getting there, though.

01:48:31 All right.

01:48:31 You know what?

01:48:31 I'll talk to you later.

01:48:33 Okay.

01:48:34 Bye.

01:48:35 That's it.

01:48:36 Not anymore.

01:48:38 Not anymore.

01:48:43 Dottie fought short Strickland 1.00

01:48:45 and did okay the first round in a half

01:48:47 when Strickland was playing with him

01:48:49 that took a CT beating for 40 seconds

01:48:52 didn't fall down,

01:48:53 but W's need go, I guess.

01:48:57 Doctor who on earth

01:49:10 decided to name a monkey, Charles?

01:49:13 What about Charles Barkley?

01:49:15 You got to pay him some money, right?

01:49:22 Yeah, I know.

01:49:23 Some weird people here.

01:49:25 I know.

01:49:26 I know.

01:49:27 I know.

01:49:34 Dottie mentioned you

01:49:35 during his weekly stream

01:49:37 on kick yesterday.

01:49:38 He sees promise in you

01:49:40 and said he would up your deal

01:49:41 if you put your ego aside

01:49:43 and brought back the fisheye lens.

01:49:44 Do you have, like,

01:49:45 is something wrong with you?

01:49:56 Who did the barber vote for?

01:49:59 Yeah, can I ask who he voted for?

01:50:01 Let's go.

01:50:04 Doc, please give him a discount

01:50:06 for the lice infection

01:50:07 max $50.

01:50:08 He will probably just buy 0.99

01:50:09 crack-typical blacks. 0.99

01:50:16 Yes, sir. 0.98

01:50:19 Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

01:50:23 Why'd you vote for Trump?

01:50:25 I voted for Trump, man,

01:50:26 because he's, uh...

01:50:29 Doc Barber rates

01:50:30 need to lose airline out of 10.

01:50:32 That, you know,

01:50:33 makes it happen, man.

01:50:34 This is when it comes out

01:50:36 as high as, uh...

01:50:38 Yeah, the inflation's bad.

01:50:40 Oh, my God, man.

01:50:42 So, I mean,

01:50:44 why would you vote for somebody 0.99

01:50:46 who always got the shit high 1.00

01:50:47 as a motherfucker? 1.00

01:50:48 Mm-hmm. 1.00

01:50:49 No, man.

01:50:56 I mean,

01:50:56 that means for me

01:50:57 for locking them up

01:50:58 for the episode.

01:50:59 I'm not going to vote

01:51:00 for you, maybe?

01:51:01 No.

01:51:01 I'm not going to vote for you.

01:51:03 Doc Barber,

01:51:04 stop moving and scaling.

01:51:06 You're ruining the cut,

01:51:07 but he's too scared

01:51:08 to tell you.

01:51:10 Is that true?

01:51:11 No, I'm good.

01:51:12 Okay.

01:51:25 You got to tell them

01:51:26 monkeys ain't scared of nothing.

01:51:27 They say I look like a monkey 0.92

01:51:33 every day.

01:51:35 The internet's brutal.

01:51:36 Yeah, yeah.

01:51:42 Don't fart noise,

01:51:43 fart noise,

01:51:44 fart noise,

01:51:45 fart noise,

01:51:46 fart noise,

01:51:47 fart noise,

01:51:48 fart noise,

01:51:49 fart noise.

01:51:50 Okay,

01:52:04 how much I'll tart?

01:52:06 Um,

01:52:07 not much.

01:52:07 It looks pretty good like this.

01:52:09 I think,

01:52:09 I think it goes well with the face.

01:52:10 Doc Tile have two number nines,

01:52:12 a number nine large,

01:52:13 a number six with extra dip,

01:52:15 a number seven,

01:52:16 two number 45s,

01:52:18 one with cheese,

01:52:19 and a large soda W Big Smoke.

01:52:27 Big Smoke?

01:52:28 Is that your name?

01:52:29 No.

01:52:30 I don't know what they're talking about.

01:52:33 Yeah,

01:52:34 they said there's good blending.

01:52:35 They're saying the haircut looks good.

01:52:38 Thank you.

01:52:39 That's it.

01:52:45 That's it.

01:52:49 But I see like,

01:52:50 um,

01:52:52 this here looks high.

01:52:54 Yeah,

01:52:54 it looks like it's kind of frizzy.

01:52:57 Yeah.

01:52:57 Don't bother goth last trip.

01:52:59 So I wanna just knock it out just a little.

01:53:03 Not much.

01:53:03 And then we're gonna take it.

01:53:09 And I'm finished.

01:53:12 That's a good cut.

01:53:13 That was quick too, huh?

01:53:14 Yeah.

01:53:15 Pretty fast.

01:53:16 I've been cutting hair for like 21 years.

01:53:18 You don't get tired of it?

01:53:20 No.

01:53:22 It pays the bills.

01:53:22 Doc A,

01:53:23 but was it six million?

01:53:25 It pays the bills 1.00

01:53:26 and I don't have to listen to the motherfucker 1.00

01:53:27 to tell me that I gotta do this and do that 1.00

01:53:30 or clock out.

01:53:31 Right.

01:53:32 I'm on my own time.

01:53:47 Doc,

01:53:47 Mr. Barber,

01:53:48 did you know about

01:53:49 Hubert's past involvement

01:53:50 in the KKK?

01:53:52 He has a lot of self-hatred

01:53:54 for the Black Union.

01:53:55 Also,

01:53:56 what do you think

01:53:56 of Fish Island's Mr. Barber? 0.81

01:53:58 What the hell?

01:54:00 Let's Fish Island. 0.83

01:54:02 It's just the,

01:54:03 you know like the 90s skateboard movies?

01:54:05 That's what the Fish Island,

01:54:06 it's like the round ones.

01:54:07 Okay.

01:54:08 So,

01:54:08 yeah.

01:54:12 Doc Rumble will always be number one.

01:54:15 Kick is becoming Twitch.

01:54:16 Kick is becoming Twitch, bro.

01:54:18 Yeah.

01:54:19 Hopefully not.

01:54:23 Okay.

01:54:25 What do you hear about this one?

01:54:27 Come on.

01:54:28 There you go.

01:54:28 Doc,

01:54:38 Doc,

01:54:38 no,

01:54:38 we didn't, 0.99

01:54:38 the haircut looks trash, 0.98

01:54:40 tell monkey car, 1.00

01:54:41 go back to New York 0.97

01:54:42 and go back to stealing

01:54:43 from Target

01:54:44 and selling those.

01:54:45 No.

01:54:50 I'll be digging 1.00

01:54:51 or I'll fuck together. 1.00

01:54:52 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 1.00

01:54:56 Mm-hmm.

01:55:02 Doc,

01:55:03 if I take one hour

01:55:04 to cook a batch of cookies

01:55:05 and the Cookie Monster 0.77

01:55:06 is 15 ovens working 24 hours a day

01:55:09 every day for five years,

01:55:11 how long does it take

01:55:12 the Cookie Monster

01:55:13 to make six million batches of cookies?

01:55:15 I'll be going in on that thing.

01:55:21 I don't know.

01:55:22 I don't know.

01:55:27 Doc,

01:55:28 Mr. Doc Barber

01:55:29 did you sneak over

01:55:29 a serving back shots

01:55:31 after giving her two martinis?

01:55:33 He's just like

01:55:34 to be for real.

01:55:35 Careful.

01:55:48 Did it smell some airline

01:55:49 doing that?

01:55:50 Yeah.

01:55:50 I did?

01:55:51 No, no, no, no.

01:55:51 Oh, okay.

01:55:52 I know, it's so itchy.

01:55:58 Mate, we'll see.

01:56:01 Woo! 0.99

01:56:03 Oh, my Lord.

01:56:05 Oh, my Lord.

01:56:15 Chad, I'm too old

01:56:16 to get an eyebrow slit. 0.85

01:56:17 Doc Barber,

01:56:18 do you have a leg for a girl? 1.00

01:56:19 No, it'll be like

01:56:35 a couple, a couple hundred.

01:56:43 Doc, monkey, monkey, monkey,

01:56:44 we love monkeys.

01:56:46 Monkey, monkey, monkey,

01:56:47 we love monkeys.

01:56:49 Hi, monkey.

01:56:50 Hi, monkey.

01:56:51 Hi, monkey.

01:56:51 I love you.

01:57:02 I love you.

01:57:04 Okay.

01:57:05 Baby, my God.

01:57:07 Doc, you should invest

01:57:08 a full-time sprinter it makes so much sense when Earl to touch base recharge you could even get a

01:57:14 mobile desktop set up in it. You have a sprinter van? I got a bus. Is it a school bus?

01:57:26 Mm-hmm. It's a travel bus. You go online and look up the pickups mobile.

01:57:32 Dot fish eye lens and eyebrows that would revive your career. You don't even have to do anything besides sit there and go there.

01:57:46 That's what you're going to say when I pull out the razor, don't I?

01:57:49 Pull out the razor? Mm-hmm.

01:57:56 Don't Mr. Barber give this guy enhancements from his corners. He needs them.

01:58:03 No. I'm never going to do that.

01:58:14 Sneakle, you got big ears. Here we go. Oh, thanks.

01:58:19 So that's a big, big cuss mobile. 0.99

01:58:27 Now let's tell me what to do.

01:58:28 Woo! 0.99

01:58:36 So when I put this, uh,

01:58:41 uh, hinge with this app, oh, we shouldn't do it.

01:58:46 Come on.

01:58:49 Oh, and Cargill, I heard you got a job. What's your job? Congrats.

01:59:12 Don't I just joined stream? Why is Nico scratching himself like he's going through vent withdrawals?

01:59:31 Also, Mr. Barber, can you hit a little shimmy shimmy for us? We want to see your moves from back in the day.

01:59:37 Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. What the fuck is that, bro? 0.99

01:59:44 Yeah, shimmy, shimmy. Come on. 1.00

01:59:47 Was it the him?

01:59:48 Don't fish-shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.

01:59:52 Shimmy, shimmy. 0.98

02:00:02 Fish on me, fish on me, fish on me, fish on me, fish on me, fish on me, fish on me, fish on me, fish on me.

02:00:14 Dr. Sprinter comment was for the main character, W. Big Cuts, mobile, I guess, box.

02:00:26 Oh! 0.60

02:00:32 Okay, do you want me to go check it out?

02:00:36 That's it?

02:00:39 Thanks a lot, Charles.

02:00:40 You're not going to have a problem if you keep scratching.

02:00:42 Big Cuts, mobile.

02:00:50 See you later, gang.

02:00:51 Hey, I highly appreciate it.

02:00:53 How do I pay you?

02:00:54 Uh, you can pay me, you can sell it.

02:00:57 Uh, you take cash?

02:00:59 I take cash.

02:01:00 How much?

02:01:01 Uh, one three.

02:01:02 Got you.

02:01:07 Dr. Loki feel back for the monkey.

02:01:09 Monkeys have feelings, too.

02:01:11 He seems like a nice monkey.

02:01:13 Monkey, monkey, monkey.

02:01:15 We love monkeys.

02:01:18 Are you going to take, um, are you going to take your suit?

02:01:20 Yeah, oh, yeah.

02:01:21 Got it, yeah.

02:01:22 I got some more appointments, so.

02:01:23 Yeah, great comment.

02:01:24 Appreciate it.

02:01:25 Thank you.

02:01:26 Comments all last minute, too.

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02:01:30 Yeah, great comment.

02:01:31 Appreciate it.

02:01:32 Thank you.

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02:01:34 Yeah.

02:01:35 Yeah, great comment.

02:01:36 Appreciate it.

02:01:37 Thank you.

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02:02:14 appreciate it all right guys i'm gonna i'll be back later i gotta go to um the jake shields

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SNEAKO - November 09, 2024

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