SNEAKO - random chill day stream

00:00:00.000 Yo, Jake, what's up?

00:00:26.820 Yo, what's up?

00:00:30.000 Yo, what's up?

00:01:00.000 Yo, what's up?

00:01:30.000 Yo, what's up?

00:02:00.000 Yo, what's up?

00:02:29.980 This is a test donation for $17.

00:02:59.980 What's up, guys?

00:03:05.400 This is not the content for the day.

00:03:06.880 I'm doing content later.

00:03:07.820 I'm just...

00:03:08.500 I have an hour right now, and I'm always going to play COD, so I might as well stream it.

00:03:13.220 You know?

00:03:13.520 What's up, guys?

00:03:14.520 What's up, guys?

00:03:17.480 What's up, guys?

00:03:20.360 Raheel, Truth and Quizzer, 75, Lopez, KDS, Los, Raheel, Fame.

00:03:24.900 What's up, guys?

00:03:25.360 What's up, guys?

00:03:26.200 It was good.

00:03:26.380 It was good.

00:03:30.000 I think I'm going to go live later tonight, I think.

00:03:32.160 Oh

00:03:52.060 Play Liberty Falls. Oh shit. I meant to play that fuck. Actually, let me play Liberty Falls instead of this

00:04:02.160 Yes

00:04:08.160 Why rumble chat moving really smooth because this is a good website because rumble's a really good website

00:04:14.160 And I fucked up looking at these retarded love speech members hating on rumble for no reason

00:04:20.400 Standard play solo Liberty Falls is running

00:04:32.400 Looks like you just woke up. I did. I just woke up

00:04:36.400 I just woke up

00:04:39.600 Good morning

00:04:45.600 Always is feeling sick. Oh, man feel better, bro. Rolls black up six. I really do man

00:04:50.900 This is like the most fun I've had in the game in a long time when I was in New York. I was craving playing this game so much

00:04:55.900 I was feeding

00:05:05.900 Get a haircut. Yeah, I need to

00:05:11.900 Rapid response team alpha security chief Blanchard. I'll copy

00:05:16.900 When you go back to New York, I don't know man, but TTS is pinned if you guys want to talk

00:05:20.900 the game is mid

00:05:22.900 No, it's not it's fun body cams live

00:05:24.900 Okay, there's a new zombies map that comes out soon. Dope. Actually, you know what? I haven't even played this solo yet

00:05:30.900 Those audios are too loud here. We'll turn it down a bit

00:05:34.900 Turn it down

00:05:36.900 Yeah, I knew do need a haircut. Maybe we got a haircut before this Jake Shields podcast

00:05:41.900 He's trying to find a studio. So my plan for the day is go to the gym.

00:05:45.900 Go to the gym.

00:05:47.900 What's up, bro? How you doing man?

00:05:49.900 What's up Bronson?

00:05:51.900 I think

00:05:53.900 Yeah, I'm gonna go to the gym today

00:05:55.900 Do the Jake Shields podcast and then stream tonight

00:05:58.900 What's the plan for the day?

00:05:59.900 A little chill day. Also, did you guys see that Trump?

00:06:02.900 That Trump post? I think I might get back on

00:06:05.900 He said on

00:06:06.900 Inauguration day

00:06:07.900 The first thing I'm doing is reinstating all the

00:06:10.900 people that were banned for

00:06:11.900 misinformation and disinformation

00:06:13.900 I think I might get unbanned

00:06:17.900 I'll break it down on stream later tonight

00:06:19.900 But

00:06:20.900 Trump has been saying some cool things

00:06:25.900 About that

00:06:27.900 Because I was banned on YouTube for election misinformation

00:06:30.900 He's banning anti-semites, little bro

00:06:33.900 First off

00:06:35.900 I'm anti-semitic

00:06:37.900 I just fucked a Jewish bitch

00:06:38.900 If that were true, he would not like Kanye so much

00:06:55.900 Hey Matt, do you guys think

00:06:57.900 The video was made a year ago?

00:06:58.900 Was it really?

00:07:00.900 What's this link?

00:07:01.900 Did I just wake up?

00:07:02.900 I just woke up

00:07:03.900 Yes

00:07:33.900 Why are you guys so fucking gay?

00:07:34.900 Like Sneeko had aura back then

00:07:35.900 Need that hair again

00:07:36.900 What do you need?

00:07:37.900 You need my hair like that

00:07:39.900 You fucking faggot

00:07:41.900 What are you talking about?

00:07:43.900 Does that affect your life?

00:07:44.900 What my hair is like?

00:07:45.900 What the fuck is wrong with you?

00:07:49.900 Like what do you mean back then?

00:07:51.900 This was the summer?

00:07:52.900 What do you stream with Jake?

00:07:53.900 Bro, I did like three streams with him in New York and people complained

00:08:08.900 Chinky hairline

00:08:09.900 Jesus Christ dude

00:08:10.900 Like grown men talking about a man's hairline

00:08:13.900 I met 2CAD too

00:08:14.900 There was that one dude who posted

00:08:15.900 Link the drama alert post where they're

00:08:18.900 Bronson, link that one drama alert post where they're like

00:08:20.900 Is Sneeko balding?

00:08:21.900 And it's like some dude circling my hairline

00:08:23.900 I met him in New York

00:08:24.900 Dude, stream site me in Times Square

00:08:33.900 You look like Convy back then

00:08:34.900 Pajit hair

00:08:36.900 But yeah, what do you guys think about that Trump executive order thing?

00:08:40.900 Cause he's saying first day

00:08:42.900 Like first day of inauguration

00:08:43.900 Imagine first day of inauguration

00:08:44.900 Everybody just gets reinstated

00:08:46.900 Tate's back everywhere

00:08:52.900 Did you think I was some kind of pushover?

00:08:55.900 That'd be crazy

00:08:56.900 Alright, Jake Shields is texting me

00:09:13.900 Let's see

00:09:14.900 What should I talk about?

00:09:15.900 Oh, he found a studio

00:09:17.900 Okay, what time?

00:09:18.900 Should I get a haircut before the podcast?

00:09:23.900 Yeah, actually not

00:09:25.900 Instead of playing COD right now

00:09:26.900 Cause I have the maid coming in an hour

00:09:28.900 I should just get a haircut and not stream

00:09:30.900 Fuck

00:09:31.900 I should do that

00:09:32.900 Um

00:09:34.900 Fuck

00:09:35.900 Alright, I'll keep the stream short

00:09:37.900 I'll keep the stream short

00:09:44.900 Uh, he's trying to decide

00:09:45.900 Okay

00:09:46.900 We need a combi streamer to get something

00:09:48.900 Yeah, I know

00:09:50.900 The maid again

00:09:51.900 Should I do the talk to a podcast?

00:09:53.900 Should I do the talk to a podcast?

00:10:07.900 Get a haircut on stream

00:10:08.900 Uh, do I know a barber that can come here?

00:10:10.900 See, this is stuff that ways to figure out, but

00:10:12.900 Bro, I'm an impatient fuck

00:10:18.900 I like

00:10:19.900 I think of something and immediately I'm mad that my team didn't do it for me already

00:10:25.900 Double points

00:10:30.900 Please sneak out TikTok IRL at the barber

00:10:34.900 How was your guys night?

00:10:36.900 This free Arabic coffee to wake up

00:10:37.900 We are waiting for you in Saudi Arabia

00:10:39.900 Thank you for the $10, bro

00:10:40.900 Thank you for the $10, you Saudi

00:10:42.900 But I'm grifting America again

00:10:43.900 So you guys are gonna have to wait till Ramadan

00:10:46.900 I'm grifting

00:10:47.900 I'm grifting America

00:10:51.900 No, no, no Arabs for a while

00:10:56.900 I'm getting tired of like

00:10:57.900 Looking at love speech and seeing names I can't pronounce

00:11:01.900 Like it's Abdullah saying

00:11:04.900 Sneeko

00:11:05.900 Do not support America

00:11:06.900 Only the Uma

00:11:08.900 You know

00:11:09.900 Like that stuff

00:11:11.900 Brother Sneeko

00:11:12.900 America is haram

00:11:19.900 Getting sick

00:11:25.900 I see Jake Shields is good for the America grift

00:11:27.900 Should I pull up with the flag wrapped around my back?

00:11:32.900 Should I say

00:11:33.900 Here's how you grift America

00:11:34.900 You know what you say?

00:11:35.900 We love the troops

00:11:36.900 Shout out to the troops

00:11:37.900 Shout out to the troops

00:11:39.900 The troops

00:11:49.900 Chill day again, bro

00:11:50.900 You know what I saw

00:11:51.900 You know what I saw

00:11:52.900 Bruce Shopmoff say

00:11:53.900 You know

00:11:54.900 These niggas really ruined streaming

00:11:55.900 Where they think you always have to be doing something

00:11:57.900 Like I have to be running around like a fucking monkey

00:11:59.900 To hear your POV

00:12:01.900 What signs make you think Trump would stop adoring Israel and stop the genocide?

00:12:06.900 There's good signs already

00:12:08.900 There's some good signs

00:12:09.900 You saw what Palestine said since he was, as soon as he won the election

00:12:13.900 I think that Trump is anti-war

00:12:16.900 So

00:12:17.900 If you're anti-war, you're anti-Israel

00:12:19.900 But I saw Bruce saying

00:12:21.900 That the top streamers ruined streaming

00:12:23.900 Because like

00:12:25.900 The standards now are so high

00:12:26.900 Where people in chat want you to be running around like a monkey

00:12:29.900 Screaming and you know, twerking with Ronaldo

00:12:32.900 To do a stream now, you need to be twerking with Ronaldo

00:12:34.900 You need to be literally creating a number one album with Billie Eilish and Doris and Kamala Harris

00:12:42.900 While invading a country for people to be happy

00:12:45.900 Like the standard

00:12:47.900 Can I just like open up?

00:12:48.900 Can I just spark up the stream and yap?

00:12:49.900 Can I just talk to the community?

00:12:50.900 Or do I have to be

00:12:52.900 Have three different

00:12:53.900 I have to be at a petting zoo

00:12:55.900 I have to be at a petting zoo with a Michael Jackson hologram

00:12:59.900 To make some people laugh

00:13:00.900 Fuck off

00:13:01.900 Just chillin' with the community

00:13:07.900 Somebody said

00:13:08.900 Oh, clip that

00:13:09.900 Alright, is

00:13:11.900 Who?

00:13:12.900 Did you see the clip on there?

00:13:14.900 Are they even watching the fucking stream?

00:13:15.900 The people that I pay?

00:13:16.900 Clip that

00:13:17.900 I don't think they are

00:13:19.900 Clip that

00:13:20.900 I can't even help it

00:13:21.900 I can't even help it

00:13:22.900 It's even messing me up

00:13:23.900 I can't even play the game

00:13:25.900 I can't even play the game

00:13:26.900 You seen Fousey admit to botting?

00:13:30.900 Link it

00:13:38.900 Link it

00:13:45.900 Oh, they are on the stream

00:13:47.900 They're on the stream

00:13:48.900 Clip your own shit

00:13:49.900 I'm fucking

00:13:50.900 How do I?

00:13:51.900 That's impossible, bro

00:13:53.900 Also lighting in here

00:13:54.900 Is insane right now

00:13:55.900 Better than that

00:13:59.900 It is what it is

00:14:03.900 TGS on?

00:14:04.900 Alright, look at this kid clip

00:14:05.900 Dang, let's see

00:14:09.900 From Atlanta, they calling you twin, bro

00:14:10.900 You know the niggas is not from there, bro

00:14:12.900 Hey, why do you think I'm wearing a ski mask now?

00:14:14.900 I'm coming to rob every single shit these niggas took from me

00:14:18.900 Where's the body?

00:14:20.900 Where's the body?

00:14:22.900 But you know what I hate?

00:14:23.900 You know what I hate?

00:14:24.900 You know what I hate?

00:14:25.900 You know what I hate?

00:14:26.900 You know what I hate?

00:14:27.900 Bruce, listen to this

00:14:28.900 Damn, I just caught my plane, check it out

00:14:29.900 When they sue me

00:14:30.900 Whenever neon goes live

00:14:31.900 And his viewbotter doesn't send his bots

00:14:32.900 I swear to god he says this

00:14:33.900 Oh, guys, nobody's didn't go out

00:14:34.900 I'll be right back

00:14:35.900 The thing about it, it's not just kid

00:14:37.900 The phone just hung up

00:14:38.900 Oh my god, the Matrix is listening

00:14:39.900 Oh my god, the Matrix is listening

00:14:45.900 Pray to god, eat your meat

00:14:46.900 Fuck bitches, get money

00:14:47.900 And fuck any fucking streamer

00:14:48.900 That thinks they can even hang for a second in a ring with you

00:14:50.900 You kill them

00:14:51.900 Thank you, bro, I appreciate you

00:14:52.900 Love you

00:14:53.900 Love you too, bro

00:14:54.900 Hey, be safe

00:14:55.900 Fly out tomorrow, I'll text you my adi

00:14:56.900 Fly out tomorrow

00:14:57.900 He dead just hung up

00:14:58.900 Bro, I'ma be honest with you

00:14:59.900 That's probably the realest conversation I don't have

00:15:00.900 With one of these YouTube niggas ever in my life, bro

00:15:02.900 I'ma keep it a buck fifty with you

00:15:03.900 This nigga just dead banged it on me, bro

00:15:04.900 I

00:15:06.900 Bitch, I feel oraless

00:15:07.900 Oh my god, the Matrix is listening

00:15:08.900 It's back

00:15:10.900 He has a hundred thousand viewers

00:15:11.900 Nigga, a hundred thousand people

00:15:12.900 See the real numbers

00:15:13.900 So when they nerfed him

00:15:14.900 You're not allowed to be on kick

00:15:15.900 If you don't do it and be a top streamer

00:15:17.900 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

00:15:19.900 What?

00:15:20.900 Taking it if it goes to court

00:15:22.900 Brother, tell me, do people actually view bot?

00:15:23.900 Bruh, he told me the person who created view body

00:15:25.900 The thing about it, Rudy, can I get you to be honest?

00:15:27.900 Yeah

00:15:28.900 Them doing that and them also telling you to do it

00:15:29.900 Influence you to do it as well

00:15:30.900 Truth or truth be told

00:15:31.900 100%

00:15:32.900 You're not allowed to be on kick

00:15:33.900 If you don't do it and be a top streamer

00:15:34.900 You know what I want to tell you?

00:15:35.900 I've never view bodied a day in my life

00:15:36.900 Listen, Bruce, because you're a real one

00:15:37.900 Listen, if you go live on kick with no view bots

00:15:39.900 And you get 2,000 viewers

00:15:40.900 And you go to the kick CEOs and say

00:15:41.900 Listen, yes, I got 2,000

00:15:42.900 But your top of 10 guys are view body

00:15:43.900 Guess what they say?

00:15:44.900 It doesn't matter, here's your deal

00:15:45.900 And they give you $2,000 less than the other guys

00:15:47.900 But Neon view bodied 60,000 all last year

00:15:49.900 That kick thought it was actually numbers

00:15:50.900 Even though they see the real numbers

00:15:51.900 So when they nerfed him

00:15:52.900 They nerfed him to 40,000

00:15:53.900 Neon's not allowed to stream over 40,000

00:15:55.900 Unless Eddie himself gives him that pass

00:15:56.900 If he has a big stream

00:15:57.900 Why do you think whenever Neon gets banned

00:15:58.900 The first stream he gets back

00:15:59.900 He has 100,000 viewers

00:16:00.900 Nigga, 100,000 people don't even know this Indian

00:16:02.900 They don't even know this Indian

00:16:03.900 He's lying, hey

00:16:04.900 But you know what I hate

00:16:05.900 You know what I hate, you know what I hate

00:16:06.900 Bruce, Bruce, listen to this

00:16:08.900 I've never view bodied a day in my life

00:16:10.900 And I never will

00:16:11.900 So

00:16:12.900 Yeah, it's time to get rid of that whole pressure

00:16:15.900 That's why I like streaming on Rumble sometimes too

00:16:16.900 Without announcing it

00:16:17.900 Because

00:16:18.900 The pressure's really high all the time

00:16:20.900 To always be performing at like crazy, crazy

00:16:23.900 Because the standards stream are getting higher and higher and higher

00:16:25.900 Where you have to be

00:16:27.900 With Cardi B

00:16:28.900 Twerking at a Kamala rally

00:16:30.900 To get to do content now

00:16:31.900 Sometimes you just want to spark up the game

00:16:33.900 I don't want to tweet it

00:16:34.900 I don't want to get the note-y

00:16:35.900 I don't want to have to fuck

00:16:36.900 I don't want all that stuff

00:16:38.900 I don't want to do any promo

00:16:39.900 I just want to spark up and talk

00:16:40.900 And if they're going to catch a stream

00:16:41.900 They're going to catch a stream

00:16:42.900 Not everything is going to be this

00:16:43.900 But I've never view bodied before

00:16:45.900 And I'm never going to

00:16:46.900 I like the kick cross streaming

00:16:49.900 But the reason that I'm streaming today now on Rumble

00:16:51.900 And yesterday I streamed my kick either

00:16:54.900 Just give Christianity a chance

00:16:55.900 And don't overlook the criticism of Islam

00:16:58.900 You know every Dower guy says the same script

00:17:01.900 There is no nuance or profound understanding

00:17:04.900 The highest level leaders make the same basic arguments

00:17:07.900 As a layman Muslim

00:17:09.900 Okay, cool

00:17:10.900 Well, I believe in one God and you don't

00:17:11.900 So, I mean, you're not going to convince me past that

00:17:13.900 But

00:17:14.900 Yeah

00:17:17.900 Basically

00:17:18.900 Yeah, view bodied

00:17:19.900 That pressure of it

00:17:20.900 And it really fucked it up

00:17:21.900 All the top streamers view bodied

00:17:22.900 If that's true

00:17:23.900 All the top streamers view bodied

00:17:25.900 Puts a relentless pressure on everybody else

00:17:28.900 Like all the mid-tier people

00:17:29.900 Where then constantly you get like

00:17:30.900 You're just trying to do a stream

00:17:31.900 It's like, oh, you fell off

00:17:32.900 You fell off

00:17:33.900 You fell off

00:17:34.900 You fell off

00:17:35.900 Like fuck dude

00:17:36.900 You can't like

00:17:37.900 It takes you out of the vibe to stream

00:17:39.900 You know

00:17:40.900 That whole fell off thing

00:17:41.900 That's the biggest thing that

00:17:42.900 That fucks with content creators heads

00:17:45.900 So

00:17:46.900 I think

00:17:47.900 I don't recommend even looking at the view count

00:17:49.900 And I'm gonna say this now

00:17:50.900 I think now

00:17:51.900 2025

00:17:52.900 Project 2025

00:17:53.900 Stop view bodied

00:17:54.900 Every streamer

00:17:55.900 Hey, every streamer

00:17:56.900 Stop view bodied

00:17:57.900 2025

00:17:58.900 Trump's in office

00:17:59.900 The country's good again

00:18:00.900 I'm gonna get reinstated

00:18:01.900 Inshallah

00:18:04.900 No more view bodied

00:18:05.900 Be real

00:18:06.900 No

00:18:07.900 I just caught on my plane

00:18:08.900 I just caught on my plane

00:18:09.900 Excuse me

00:18:10.900 Whenever neon goes live

00:18:11.900 And his view botter doesn't send his bots

00:18:12.900 I swear to god he says this

00:18:13.900 Oh guys, nodies didn't go out

00:18:14.900 I'll be right back

00:18:15.900 Bro, yo, yo

00:18:16.900 The thing about it, it's not just kick

00:18:17.900 The phone just hung up

00:18:18.900 Oh my god, the matrix is listening

00:18:20.900 Oh my god, the matrix is listening

00:18:26.900 Yeah, I've heard streamers say that before

00:18:28.900 Where they're like

00:18:29.900 The nodies didn't

00:18:30.900 The nodies, no nodies

00:18:31.900 No, the bots didn't go out

00:18:32.900 It wasn't the nodie didn't go out

00:18:34.900 It's your bots didn't work

00:18:37.900 That's what it is

00:18:38.900 You just saw your real view count

00:18:40.900 Without the bots going up

00:18:42.900 I've seen people do that all the time

00:18:53.900 We're never gonna stop view bots

00:18:55.900 Well

00:18:56.900 Look

00:18:57.900 You can stop yourself from doing it

00:18:59.900 Don't view bot yourself

00:19:01.900 Like, be real

00:19:04.900 Are there 60,000 people watching you sleep?

00:19:08.900 Is it really 60,000 people watching you sleep?

00:19:11.900 Cause you can tell based off Twitter engagement alone

00:19:23.900 Alright, Jake, she doesn't just call me

00:19:25.900 Hey Jake, I'm um

00:19:27.900 I'm uh, in a call

00:19:29.900 I'm on stream right now

00:19:30.900 No, it's not a big deal

00:19:32.900 You could

00:19:34.900 Yeah, what's up?

00:19:35.900 I'm just

00:19:36.900 Oh shit

00:19:37.900 Okay

00:19:42.900 Okay, trying to do it

00:19:50.900 Okay, yeah, that's good

00:19:51.900 Can you view bot on the streams?

00:19:53.900 Yeah

00:19:54.900 Can you view bot on the streams?

00:19:55.900 Yeah

00:19:56.900 Do you think

00:20:14.900 Do you think they're all v-botting?

00:20:15.900 Can have multiple forms of expression

00:20:17.900 Jesus is the incarnation of the invisible god

00:20:20.900 Oh, shut up, dude

00:20:21.900 It's not multiple gods

00:20:23.900 And they can let me play COD, bro

00:20:24.900 It's three forms of authority united in one wheel

00:20:27.900 Holy shit, bro

00:20:28.900 It is not impossible for God to incarnate

00:20:29.900 Jesus Christ

00:20:30.900 Shut up, man

00:20:31.900 Shut up, I don't

00:20:32.900 I'm playing COD

00:20:33.900 What was I saying?

00:20:34.900 I think all the top streamers

00:20:35.900 If you buy it

00:20:36.900 Cause you, why wouldn't you?

00:20:37.900 Why wouldn't you?

00:20:38.900 If you're gonna get deals from like drink companies

00:20:40.900 Because they think that you have a lot of viewers

00:20:41.900 Why wouldn't you?

00:20:44.900 Right?

00:20:45.900 Brand deals and all this stuff

00:20:46.900 Like if people are gonna change it

00:20:48.900 If you're gonna get celebrity collabs

00:20:49.900 Because they think that you have more viewers

00:20:51.900 Why wouldn't you view bot?

00:20:52.900 It helps

00:20:53.900 Dot day two of asking Sneeko

00:20:55.900 To accept my friend request on COD

00:20:57.900 And jump on multiplayer with me

00:20:59.900 It's Cobra Tate again lol

00:21:01.900 Cobra Tate

00:21:02.900 Okay, man

00:21:03.900 Friend me

00:21:05.900 Friend me

00:21:06.900 Was that 100k rumble stream real?

00:21:15.900 No, bro

00:21:16.900 Hell no

00:21:17.900 Did I view bot it?

00:21:18.900 No

00:21:19.900 It was not me

00:21:27.900 Chad, I've been approached to view bot

00:21:29.900 And I did

00:21:30.900 I said no

00:21:31.900 You know that stream that I did on Halloween?

00:21:33.900 He texted me said that they view boted it

00:21:35.900 They added 5,000 viewers

00:21:36.900 And then he asked me again if I wanted it to do

00:21:38.900 I'm like no, bro, stop

00:21:39.900 Don't do it

00:21:40.900 Yeah, that Halloween stream

00:21:41.900 Where I was with Jake and Ali

00:21:43.900 We were in the restaurant

00:21:44.900 That was view boted 5k

00:21:46.900 And it was not my doing

00:21:47.900 Someone could just do it

00:21:48.900 It's not

00:21:49.900 I have no idea who this guy is

00:21:50.900 He randomly found my number

00:21:52.900 And now he wants money

00:21:53.900 So he basically did that to show me

00:21:54.900 Look what I could do

00:21:55.900 I boosted your self-esteem

00:21:57.900 Now you're addicted to it

00:21:58.900 It's like a drug dealer administered

00:22:00.900 A little bit of fentanyl

00:22:01.900 And now you're addicted

00:22:02.900 You just wanted to smoke crack

00:22:03.900 Now you're on fentanyl

00:22:05.900 How you gonna get off?

00:22:07.900 Clip

00:22:08.900 Oh man, I'm farming today

00:22:09.900 I can't even help it, bro

00:22:22.900 Bro, just play the game

00:22:23.900 I can't help it, bro

00:22:30.900 Yeah, chat, who do you think gave

00:22:31.900 Who do you think gave my number?

00:22:32.900 Who gave out my number?

00:22:34.900 I asked him like

00:22:35.900 Who the fuck gave you my number?

00:22:36.900 Like, I can't give away this information

00:22:38.900 They go, what?

00:22:39.900 Even, yeah, rumble has bots too, bro

00:22:49.900 They all do

00:22:50.900 It's not hard

00:22:51.900 Yeah, who gave away my number?

00:23:03.900 You know, it's funny too

00:23:04.900 Cause if I don't view bot

00:23:05.900 How does that make the people

00:23:06.900 That are getting 60k viewers sleeping?

00:23:09.900 How does that make it look

00:23:10.900 If like you see the community

00:23:12.900 You see like my engagement across socials

00:23:14.900 That I'm getting like 3k on kick

00:23:16.900 With good content

00:23:17.900 And it's 60k sleeping

00:23:18.900 For somebody on the same level

00:23:20.900 It reflects poorly

00:23:21.900 On other people that I'm not

00:23:24.900 Dot Cobra Tate again

00:23:26.900 I've sent a friend request G

00:23:28.900 It's on your notifications

00:23:30.900 There on the right when you pause

00:23:32.900 It says one when you pause

00:23:36.900 Okay, alright, Cobra Tate, relax, bro

00:23:39.900 Relax, bro

00:23:41.900 Bro, that's the saying

00:23:42.900 I'm clip farming too much

00:23:43.900 But I'm cooking, bro

00:23:44.900 I'm cooking

00:23:47.900 Boom

00:23:49.900 Boom

00:23:50.900 Boom

00:23:51.900 Boom

00:23:52.900 Boom

00:23:53.900 Boom

00:23:58.900 Boom

00:24:01.900 Boom

00:24:02.900 Boom

00:24:13.900 Boom

00:24:14.900 Boom

00:24:15.900 Boom

00:24:16.900 Boom

00:24:17.900 BAH!

00:24:19.480 BAH!

00:24:37.480 Alright, what do I do in this map next?

00:24:43.540 How much did he ask for payment? I don't even know, I didn't ask.

00:24:46.120 I didn't ask.

00:24:47.640 But I'm just, I'm telling you this to tell you how the game,

00:24:50.340 let me just read you the whole view-binding conversation.

00:24:53.020 I'm just gonna read it, because I'm being straight up.

00:24:55.200 I'm being as straight up as possible with this thing.

00:24:58.060 It was a little tempting, because it does boost your self-esteem, you know?

00:25:02.040 And it changed even the audience, too.

00:25:04.160 You guys are more incentivized to watch the stream when there's a shit ton of people,

00:25:07.580 because you feel like you're part of something.

00:25:09.420 It literally, there's so much ROI in doing it.

00:25:12.940 It's completely worth the money.

00:25:14.740 Like, that's the thing about it.

00:25:15.600 There's no downside.

00:25:17.640 There's no, leak is number?

00:25:18.660 No, no, no, no, no.

00:25:23.780 Hey, my name is blank.

00:25:24.940 I work with a lot of streams and help increase how much they make.

00:25:27.760 I am the one who puts you to 9k on kick.

00:25:31.220 Didn't respond.

00:25:32.240 Then he said, hey, get back at me when you get a chance.

00:25:35.620 Can you call so I explain a little better?

00:25:37.280 This Muslim sitcom called Rami as a non-Muslim.

00:25:40.060 It taught me a lot about the religion.

00:25:42.040 Okay, cool.

00:25:42.940 And I said, how'd you get this number?

00:25:44.620 He said, I work and have NDAs with the biggest streams on kick.

00:25:47.660 I cannot say how I got your number, but I just wanted to offer my service.

00:25:51.220 If you don't need me, that's fine.

00:25:52.660 But I can really help out.

00:25:54.140 Just let me know.

00:25:55.060 And also, I know how to stop people from fucking with your chat.

00:25:58.060 It's not fair that these kids that are way less popular and have no real viewers botting their way to the top.

00:26:02.320 You have more real viewers than 99% of these motherfuckers.

00:26:05.520 This is from a viewbotter.

00:26:07.480 This is from a viewbotter.

00:26:09.500 Look, you have more real viewers than 99% of kick.

00:26:14.980 Everyone is cheating the game, and I mean everyone.

00:26:18.560 Didn't respond.

00:26:19.500 Next day, let me know when you go live or not if you're interested.

00:26:22.860 Didn't respond.

00:26:23.560 Next day, can I add 5k viewers?

00:26:26.100 Didn't respond.

00:26:27.140 Someone was fucking with your chat.

00:26:28.080 Can you help?

00:26:28.440 And then maybe, like, if I do have chat problems, I have a guy.

00:26:33.120 Then I have a guy.

00:26:34.320 But that's not viewbotting.

00:26:36.280 Crazy, right?

00:26:45.540 That's a drama alert clip right there.

00:26:47.140 A drama alert can use that.

00:26:48.240 That can be a drama alert clip like,

00:26:49.540 Sneeko exposes the viewbotting on kick.

00:26:51.680 Boom.

00:26:51.900 Chad, is it viewbotting if you're a D1 clip farmer?

00:27:14.520 Yeah, and so basically the whole point of me is that's why I like these chill rumble streams where I don't announce it.

00:27:19.420 Because I can have, like, the loyal stuff like that and also need to just kind of get away from that, um, you know.

00:27:29.840 Where's a gun?

00:27:32.920 Chad, how do I get anywhere?

00:27:45.860 Here we go.

00:27:46.260 I've got ammo and six years of headshot rage.

00:27:51.200 Who else wants that?

00:28:12.900 Shout out to Eddie the Chubby.

00:28:13.940 You're an OG.

00:28:14.380 Do some street interviews, young Don of Steezy.

00:28:17.540 All these OGs in here, man.

00:28:21.220 Okay, and did anybody, did anybody watch that Trump breakdown?

00:28:25.380 I didn't really get to, because they use a lot of political language in there.

00:28:28.420 So I'm not sure how specific it is, but it seems like I could get him banned.

00:28:33.220 Nigga, I'm not viewbotting.

00:28:44.060 I'm not doing it.

00:28:44.820 But it's just, it's almost, it's, viewbotting is so common to where it's stupid to not.

00:28:55.700 Like, it's, you're actually dumb to, it's the same thing about the gambling deal.

00:28:58.980 Like, why would you have morals in this game where nobody does?

00:29:01.040 I'll count my blessings as soon as I have some.

00:29:03.900 You know, why would you not scam your audience with gambling when everyone's doing it and

00:29:08.040 making fucking millions of dollars?

00:29:10.960 You know, if it helps you get collabs, it helps you get better deals.

00:29:23.060 Like, you literally make more money by spending money because you can get a better deal.

00:29:26.560 Because they think that you have more viewers.

00:29:28.220 You get better collabs, which leads to even more viewers.

00:29:31.060 It's, there's, it's exponential.

00:29:32.700 Damn, I'm actually kind of, should I?

00:29:36.940 No, I'm just joking.

00:29:44.780 Become a gambling streamer now.

00:29:46.060 You got banned on Twitter?

00:30:15.820 I don't care why.

00:30:24.160 Bro, what are you supposed to, where's Juggernaug on this map?

00:30:26.540 Where, where?

00:30:28.500 Speed cola.

00:30:29.200 You will lose aura by viewbotting.

00:30:46.860 No, I think I'll gain.

00:30:47.540 Become a gambling streamer, no one cares.

00:31:03.700 Nah, I'm not doing that, bro.

00:31:10.520 Well, Lahi, you'll never see me do that.

00:31:11.980 There's so many fucking doors in this map.

00:31:26.200 Yeah, I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing.

00:31:27.680 Okay, you go to this house.

00:31:28.620 I think Pack-Up-Points should be in there.

00:31:41.960 Dot, some guy on Eddie's stream today said he found a positive difference in pay when his stream got third-party-botted to the ones where he didn't.

00:31:50.460 As soon as he said, the Teddy's view count went from 4K to 15K in a matter of five minutes.

00:31:56.800 Wow.

00:31:56.900 That's bad when the CEO is getting, the CEO is getting bodied, bro.

00:32:04.360 When the CEO of a, what?

00:32:10.560 Do you know what I saw, too?

00:32:12.320 On that, here's a clip form, by the way.

00:32:14.640 You know what I saw, too, from Kik today?

00:32:16.180 Why is one of the employees from Kik, that Santa guy, saying that hate speech is the same thing as right-wing content?

00:32:23.080 How are you even putting that in the same category?

00:32:25.000 All of streaming is left-wing content.

00:32:27.600 Is liberals saying that trans can be, transgender surgeries can happen on children?

00:32:33.380 You know, shilling for Kamala Harris, being pro-communist and anti-America.

00:32:37.800 All this left-wing garbage, and now for some reason right-wing content is in the same category as hate speech?

00:32:43.720 Is that a Freudian slip?

00:32:46.980 Why are we not allowed to, so politics are only allowed if you're LGBT?

00:32:53.140 Oh, what a good clip.

00:32:54.480 I am, I'm a professional, I'm a, now, post that now, post that now.

00:32:59.920 I'm so good at this, bro.

00:33:01.380 I'm so good at this, bro.

00:33:02.920 Holy sh-

00:33:05.080 Mid-clip, no.

00:33:15.360 No, it wasn't.

00:33:16.020 I didn't even pause the game, too, to make the atmosphere of the clip more engaging, because beforehand I would pause like this to talk.

00:33:22.200 It's, it's cooler that I was still playing the game while doing that.

00:33:25.440 Yeah.

00:33:34.640 Ew.

00:33:39.140 What the fuck?

00:33:45.280 It's like a butthole.

00:33:46.560 What the fuck is

00:33:57.340 Bro where is juggernaug

00:34:00.040 Where's juggernaug

00:34:04.060 Chat where's niggerjog

00:34:06.700 Where's niggerjog

00:34:09.100 You care about clips too much

00:34:12.040 And I'm just trying to feed content bro

00:34:13.480 And keep the employees on their toes

00:34:14.880 That was really easy to train on this map

00:34:32.360 Angular

00:34:39.360 Nice

00:34:56.360 Doc why don't you play with Waze

00:35:03.360 He can actually teach you how to play and get better at the game

00:35:05.360 You are actually so bad lol

00:35:07.360 W Waze W Dippins

00:35:09.360 Oh you fucking glazer dude

00:35:11.360 Was that I bet that was Waze giving that money

00:35:13.360 Alright let me go pack a bunch of those

00:35:18.360 Am I not playing well

00:35:20.360 Just what the doctor ordered

00:35:22.360 Good one Elizabeth

00:35:24.360 Doc go to Serpent Mound Ohio IRL

00:35:28.360 Doc go to Serpent Mound Ohio IRL

00:35:35.360 Where

00:35:39.360 Where

00:35:42.360 Where is that shot

00:35:49.360 Do you think Aiden stays on kick when he gets on ban on Twitch

00:35:52.360 Um

00:35:54.360 We'll see it's hard to tell

00:35:56.360 See that's the problem is that

00:35:58.360 These top guys on kick make so much money

00:36:00.360 It's hard to go back

00:36:01.360 Like because

00:36:02.360 Twitch the

00:36:03.360 It's just ad revenue

00:36:04.360 Having guaranteed paycheck like that on kick is crazy

00:36:07.360 It's just crazy

00:36:18.360 Nope

00:36:19.360 I'm not on Twitch by the way weirdo

00:36:29.360 I have to do this podcast soon man

00:36:31.360 I got a shower

00:36:33.360 Fuck

00:36:34.360 And I need a haircut

00:36:35.360 To be honest bro I should not be playing right now

00:36:37.360 Don't go to Ohio

00:36:38.360 Don't go to Ohio

00:36:39.360 I forgot

00:36:40.360 I don't even know what that is

00:36:41.360 What you're talking about to be honest

00:36:47.360 What's your deal with kick sneaky

00:36:48.360 Why do you guys come in here and just pocket wash all day long

00:36:51.360 Snoeko how much is your rent?

00:36:53.360 What's your approximate net worth on a

00:36:56.360 For a thousand dollar range

00:37:05.360 Damn that was really easy to kill

00:37:09.360 I said Twitter not Twitch but I did 8,000 so don't leave

00:37:12.360 So don't leave

00:37:20.360 There you

00:37:21.360 Phew

00:37:40.360 What you guys said you ain't getting aid in money

00:37:41.360 Get an aid in money

00:37:42.360 Yeah like you are

00:37:52.360 You know I'm happy

00:37:53.360 I'm very happy with my life right now

00:37:54.360 Alhamdulillah for everything

00:37:56.360 I'm happy with the amount of money I'm making

00:37:58.360 Happy about my influence

00:38:00.360 Happy about the content

00:38:02.360 Happy for my family

00:38:03.360 Look career wise I think I'm in a pretty good place right now

00:38:11.360 If everything goes well

00:38:13.360 I really want to dissect this

00:38:14.360 Later on stream I'm going to figure out

00:38:19.360 About what Trump said about getting unbound

00:38:26.360 Are you happy about your hairline?

00:38:28.360 How about you get a job?

00:38:29.360 How about you get a job?

00:38:38.360 Yo someone tell me in the chat

00:38:39.360 Where's where's Juggernaug?

00:38:40.360 Where's Juggernaug?

00:38:59.360 Um

00:39:00.360 Pull up the map

00:39:17.360 Yeah where's where's Juggernaug?

00:39:25.360 Pull up the map

00:39:26.360 Yeah

00:39:28.360 Dot Sneeko

00:39:29.360 You said you want to grift UFC

00:39:32.360 Do a stream with Colby Covington

00:39:34.360 And maybe train at his gym

00:39:37.360 Yeah not a bad idea

00:39:39.360 What are your quarter four earnings approximately?

00:39:44.360 Um

00:39:45.360 Where's the map?

00:39:47.360 Towards the center of the map?

00:39:51.360 I think I'll find it without looking it up

00:39:53.360 Updates on Mosvar

00:39:56.360 Dude I haven't talked to him once this year

00:39:58.360 That's the updates

00:40:02.360 Oh there we go

00:40:03.360 See? Found it

00:40:04.360 Five thousand grams of carbs

00:40:06.360 Five thousand grams of carbs

00:40:08.360 That is gonna translate into some serious games

00:40:09.360 That is gonna translate into some serious games

00:40:13.360 Action!

00:40:15.360 Should I buy the XM4 on the wall?

00:40:19.360 It all say this

00:40:20.360 Unpack a punch this

00:40:24.360 Oh shit

00:40:25.360 I don't know

00:40:26.360 Max

00:40:37.360 Audemars

00:40:40.360 You had a good one to run this year

00:40:41.360 What are your plans to 25?

00:40:42.360 I did man

00:40:44.360 What do you think was better?

00:40:45.360 2023 or 2024?

00:40:46.360 Last years kind of flew by

00:40:50.360 2022 was like its own thing

00:40:53.360 But 23

00:40:54.360 23 was like the IRL year

00:40:57.360 24 was

00:41:01.360 Oh shit

00:41:02.360 Concussion grenade out

00:41:05.360 Concussion grenade out

00:41:15.360 Holy shit

00:41:16.360 Did anyone else rebound?

00:41:18.360 Rebound?

00:41:19.360 Anyone?

00:41:29.360 Instruction

00:41:30.360 Waze Bronson

00:41:32.360 Clip me

00:41:34.360 Talking about how Brett went up yesterday

00:41:35.360 From yesterday's stream

00:41:38.360 Yeah what was the best?

00:41:39.360 2023

00:41:42.360 23 would be hard to top

00:41:43.360 Yeah I know it's just good for the parasocials bro

00:41:44.360 These fucking like

00:41:46.360 The blueberry faggot simps

00:41:50.360 2022 wipes

00:41:52.360 24 have more viral clips

00:41:53.360 Did it?

00:41:55.360 2022 was the Tate year

00:41:57.360 Yeah

00:41:59.360 24 is exposing the truth

00:42:00.360 It was

00:42:01.360 I remember talking to updates about that

00:42:03.360 During the

00:42:05.360 During

00:42:09.360 I got kicked?

00:42:10.360 What the fuck

00:42:16.360 Dot you should watch Graham Hancock season 2

00:42:18.360 Then go to some of these site

00:42:20.360 Earl huge audience

00:42:21.360 What the fuck is happening?

00:42:22.360 For this sort of Earl exploitation

00:42:23.360 And can always do other stuff

00:42:25.360 Collabs in theses

00:42:26.360 Lesser visited sites

00:42:27.360 For streamers

00:42:28.360 Yo wait what the fuck happened to this game?

00:42:32.360 What the fuck?

00:42:36.360 You can't pause on zombies?

00:42:39.360 Needles is online

00:42:40.360 Dot I think people ask you about how much you make because that Santa guy said you have no deal and you're free to apply to KCIP that sparked the pocket watching comments from people

00:42:50.360 If he's lying then he seems like a hater NGL

00:42:54.360 Yeah, I don't know that guy is but that dude clearly just hates anything right wing

00:43:03.360 Did I get bad? I got 404 from zombies?

00:43:10.360 Shit

00:43:13.360 Black Ops 3 is better? No it's not

00:43:17.360 Add Cobra Tate

00:43:18.360 Okay, the Jake podcast is a three I'm just gonna have a no haircut

00:43:27.360 Fuck it

00:43:28.360 Should I put a hat on?

00:43:32.360 I want to go to the gym later too. I really want to go on the sauna today

00:43:37.360 Okay, this place is

00:43:40.360 A 30 minute drive, bro. Fuck

00:43:42.360 Fuck

00:43:45.360 Hmm

00:43:47.360 Can I come around

00:43:49.360 3.30?

00:43:51.360 I have the maid coming

00:43:56.360 I don't have time for the barber to come now

00:43:58.360 Um

00:43:59.360 Cause I have the maid

00:44:01.360 Well if

00:44:03.360 Yeah

00:44:05.360 Can the barber come right now?

00:44:06.360 Can the barber come like in literally like 10 minutes like 20 minutes?

00:44:23.360 Stream the drive. I could I could just spark an IRL

00:44:25.360 Put the MAGA hat on

00:44:33.360 Yes, great idea. This is why this is why I stream before doing stuff like this

00:44:37.360 You guys give me ideas

00:44:39.360 Great idea

00:44:41.360 I'm grifting America

00:44:43.360 And it's great

00:44:45.360 I'm doing a podcast with a white UFC fighter

00:44:47.360 Trump just won

00:44:49.360 Oh my god, you're smart

00:44:51.360 Who said that?

00:44:53.360 It was pop to dawn

00:44:55.360 Pop to dawn

00:44:56.360 Put your ETH in the chat right now

00:44:57.360 I'll send you $50 for that idea

00:45:01.360 Wasn't that obvious?

00:45:03.360 I swear to god I didn't think of that

00:45:06.360 IRL gym with the MAGA hat

00:45:08.360 Damn you guys complained about gym streams for so long and now I've been hearing people request them a lot

00:45:24.360 Oh, you know what I could do? I could do a Jake Shields IRL gym stream while he's here

00:45:27.360 I'm tired dude. I've been saying that a lot. I've been saying that a lot. I need a coffee. I'm gonna order a coffee in this bitch

00:45:41.360 You clip form on your gym streams. I know that's because I can't lock in because I'm a fucking clip farmer bro. I can't help it Monday because I'm on DNA

00:45:57.360 You don't work in your gym stream you just clip

00:46:02.360 Yeah, because it gets boring. Do you just want to watch me work out? Like it just seems weird. I feel like there's just grown men watching me work out

00:46:09.360 What's the point? I might as well make it entertaining

00:46:13.360 Okay, ordering a smoothie

00:46:15.360 Breakfast burrito

00:46:17.360 Let me get a coffee and a beer

00:46:20.360 Let me get a coffee and a beer

00:46:22.360 A latte or is that gay?

00:46:24.360 A latte or is that gay?

00:46:25.360 Don't watch the Graham Hancock season 2 then visit the site's Earl huge audience for these kinds of Earl exploration

00:46:32.360 Link it

00:46:33.360 Link it, is there a video?

00:46:37.360 Okay, go to check out, let me get a booster shot too

00:46:41.360 Some good health

00:46:43.360 Good health

00:46:45.360 Check messages

00:46:46.360 Okay, let me see

00:46:47.360 Get a beer

00:46:52.360 That'd be good for the America grift

00:47:08.360 Alright

00:47:09.360 Oh no no

00:47:13.360 Dippin's found a barber to come right now

00:47:16.360 It's just a random barber

00:47:18.360 I want to get that haircut that I had from LA from last year

00:47:22.360 Um

00:47:24.360 It will you remember

00:47:25.360 I saw it from the

00:47:27.360 Remember that haircut I got in LA?

00:47:29.360 Something like me that's like a show to the barber

00:47:32.360 Do you guys know what I'm talking about?

00:47:34.360 Where I had the barber on stream and with the TTS

00:47:36.360 TTS

00:47:44.360 That was a crazy time bro

00:47:45.360 I had like 20k live watching me get a haircut

00:47:47.360 Oh no, look it didn't

00:47:57.360 Oh shit shit shit

00:47:59.360 It's the same game

00:48:00.360 Nice

00:48:01.360 It's the same game

00:48:02.360 It's the same game

00:48:03.360 It's the same game

00:48:04.360 Oh hell nah bro

00:48:06.360 Time to lock in

00:48:08.360 Hold up, hold up, hold up

00:48:09.360 Time to lock in, hold on, hold on.

00:48:39.360 Come on, max armor.

00:48:45.360 Bitch ass nigga, fuck you bitch.

00:48:47.360 Stupid ass dumb nigga.

00:48:49.360 Yo, where do I use the, um, my salvage points?

00:48:54.360 Where do I, is there a crafting table on this bitch?

00:48:59.360 Armor full.

00:49:00.360 Oh, that's repair armor.

00:49:02.360 What's this?

00:49:03.360 Loot key.

00:49:06.360 Call sunshine.

00:49:07.360 Bro, I swear to god, I forgot about it.

00:49:09.360 We're supposed to go surfing.

00:49:10.360 Is CCS on?

00:49:12.360 Yes it is.

00:49:13.360 Spar Jake Future?

00:49:14.360 I'll fuck Jake Future up, bro.

00:49:15.360 I swear to god, I'll, if I spar Jake Future, I could beat him if I wanted to.

00:49:38.360 What does Melee Macchiato do?

00:49:39.360 Oh nah.

00:49:40.360 Oh fuck no.

00:49:47.360 Nigga, what?

00:49:48.360 Who the f-

00:49:49.360 Don't be Graham Hancock series is on Netflix, but just search the sites you could travel

00:49:53.360 America visiting IRL banger streams.

00:49:56.360 Could I?

00:49:57.360 Yeah.

00:49:58.360 My dad was saying to do that, to travel America more.

00:50:01.360 Like 2 let's get shot at 3, I have 0.

00:50:06.360 But we found those anti-bot still doing with that.

00:50:08.360 OK.

00:50:09.360 So i exchanged my joties.

00:50:10.360 This was so simple, and I'll go around here.

00:50:16.360 Great to check out.

00:50:20.360 I really

00:50:23.200 roll

00:50:24.360 how kind of

00:50:26.320 highlight

00:50:27.360 That's what happens when you bring teeth and claws to identify.

00:50:36.360 What the fuck is hidden?

00:50:47.360 Yo, bro, what is this thing?

00:50:54.360 Damn, you're strong.

00:50:58.360 No ammo, great.

00:51:13.360 Bro, he doesn't die!

00:51:19.360 Oh my god!

00:51:20.360 Oh my god!

00:51:21.360 This nigga does not fucking die!

00:51:26.360 This nigga does not fucking die!

00:51:27.360 Oh shit.

00:51:28.360 Dot, how are you sneaker?

00:51:29.360 Good.

00:51:30.360 How are you?

00:51:31.360 I'm getting all these ass perks.

00:51:32.360 What the fuck am I-

00:51:33.360 I'm getting all these ass perks.

00:51:34.360 What the fuck am I-

00:51:36.360 I'm getting all these ass perks.

00:51:37.360 What the fuck am I-

00:51:38.360 I'm getting all these ass perks.

00:51:39.360 What the fuck am I-

00:51:40.360 The destroyer of you undead bastards.

00:51:41.360 Oh shit.

00:51:42.360 Dot, how are you sneaker?

00:51:43.360 Good.

00:51:44.360 How are you?

00:51:45.360 I'm getting all these ass perks.

00:51:46.360 What the fuck am I-

00:51:47.360 Dude, how are you getting all these ass perks?

00:51:48.360 What the fuck?

00:51:49.360 What the fuck?

00:51:50.360 The destroyer of you undead bastards.

00:51:53.360 Dude, how are you?

00:51:54.360 I'm getting all these ass perks.

00:51:55.360 I'm getting all these ass perks.

00:51:56.360 What the fuck am I-

00:51:57.360 I'm getting all these ass perks.

00:51:58.360 What the fuck.

00:51:59.360 What the fuck?

00:52:29.360 Oh shit fuck me dude fuck why did I do that fuck so stupid so stupid no ammo fuck what is this

00:52:53.840 Did I lose nigger jog no I did not

00:52:59.360 Leave one zombie log go to the mystery box. Oh, yeah, not a bad idea. Fuck bro. Fuck

00:53:05.180 Yo, how do I upgrade armor? Yo, these bosses are ridiculously strong, bro. I hit him like 10 clips

00:53:14.600 Turn this on. Oh my god

00:53:23.480 Oh, there we go, I need that

00:53:25.480 Okay, I got the crafting tables here. I have a lot of shit. What's this? Oh, I need that

00:53:32.200 Bowling alley. What the hell is this map?

00:53:45.480 Oh my god, oh

00:53:55.480 Self-revive

00:53:57.480 Self-revive

00:53:59.480 Give me that

00:54:03.480 Do I have the chopper gun that thing or no?

00:54:05.480 Yo, that nigga is still not fucking dead

00:54:08.480 And I have no ammo. Oh shit. Alright, this is bad

00:54:11.480 This is bad

00:54:13.480 This is bad

00:54:15.480 This is bad. This is bad.

00:54:17.480 Bad situation bad situation bad situation bad situation bad situa-

00:54:20.480 This bloody corpse has got the better of me

00:54:22.480 This has got the better of me

00:54:35.480 Dot these sites are all over America huge online audience for these sites alone never mind your own take and insights it's a no brainier and no stream team

00:54:44.480 This sort of

00:54:45.480 Write that down. What is that?

00:54:46.480 Write that down. What is that?

00:54:47.480 But you interact instead of trying to sell it

00:54:54.480 Oh my god, bro. That boss has been alive for like three rounds

00:55:01.480 This is getting bad. This is getting bad

00:55:14.480 This is getting bad

00:55:24.480 That was so bad

00:55:26.480 That was so bad

00:55:27.480 You have to go

00:55:49.480 Where is the ammo?

00:55:50.780 Oh no he's inside here

00:55:57.480 Is he dead now or no?

00:56:03.480 No, he's not great, bro.

00:56:05.480 Fucking shit.

00:56:07.480 Holy...

00:56:09.480 Let me get out of here.

00:56:27.480 Holy shit, die.

00:56:38.480 Holy shit, fucking die.

00:56:40.480 Oh my god, dude.

00:56:43.480 Oh my god.

00:56:46.480 This guy doesn't fucking fuck off.

00:56:49.480 Holy shit.

00:56:54.480 Like, oh my god.

00:56:57.480 I can't believe how much...

00:57:11.480 Dude, that was great.

00:57:13.480 Press the down button?

00:57:14.480 Not yet, I want to save it.

00:57:24.480 Bro, like, that guy takes too much damage.

00:57:30.480 That is ridiculous.

00:57:32.480 Ridiculous.

00:57:33.480 I need to upgrade my armor too.

00:57:37.480 You need a lot of armor on this map.

00:57:39.480 No cap.

00:57:41.480 Wait, Jake Paul, watch party?

00:57:44.480 We could.

00:57:45.480 How far is it made?

00:57:47.480 Made...

00:57:58.480 She's on the way.

00:58:06.480 Check the mail.

00:58:08.480 Yo, what's the ETA on the barber?

00:58:12.480 Cobra Tate, stop friending me.

00:58:32.480 I don't want to be your friend.

00:58:34.480 Yeah, you wanna hear some funny shit?

00:58:39.480 Sonny Faz's steam name is Cobra Faz.

00:59:02.480 I like your idea, but I'm a little confused about what it is.

00:59:05.480 Just send me the link so I can watch it.

00:59:08.480 It's...

00:59:09.480 What's his name?

00:59:10.480 Graham Stephan?

00:59:11.480 Isn't that that, like, finance vlogger?

00:59:33.480 Gimme that.

00:59:38.480 I reckon I could break my push-up record.

00:59:41.480 Why am I a girl, bro?

00:59:42.480 Fuck, I hate...

00:59:43.480 Why...

00:59:44.480 Ah!

00:59:45.480 Why are there so many women in here?

00:59:56.480 Okay, 5k points.

00:59:57.480 What do I do with it?

00:59:59.480 Um...

01:00:00.480 Hit the box.

01:00:02.480 Alright, great.

01:00:03.480 You hear that, boss?

01:00:04.480 See that, boss?

01:00:18.480 Yeah, should I...

01:00:19.480 Should I call Cobra Faz?

01:00:24.480 Oh, nah.

01:00:25.480 Mud.

01:00:26.480 Alright, you know what?

01:00:27.480 I'm gonna use a Mute Injection.

01:00:30.480 I'm doing it.

01:00:33.480 I'm doing it.

01:00:34.480 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro.

01:00:35.480 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro.

01:00:36.480 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro.

01:00:37.480 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro.

01:00:38.480 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro.

01:00:43.480 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro.

01:00:44.480 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro.

01:00:45.480 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro.

01:00:46.480 I'm gonna wreck that niggas, bro.

01:01:03.480 I need that fire sale, bro.

01:01:06.480 How do I get out of this?

01:01:08.480 Did I get it?

01:01:13.480 Oh, it disappeared.

01:01:14.480 Fuck.

01:01:18.480 Alright, can I get out of this?

01:01:20.480 Get out.

01:01:27.480 Launcher.

01:01:29.480 Do I want this?

01:01:32.480 Where's my gun?

01:01:34.480 Where's my gun?

01:01:38.480 Great.

01:01:39.480 I just lost my gun to pick this up?

01:01:42.480 Oh my god.

01:01:47.480 That was stupid.

01:01:48.480 Oh shit.

01:01:50.480 Oh nah.

01:01:52.480 Oh nah.

01:01:54.480 Oh.

01:01:56.480 Oh.

01:02:08.480 It was glitched in the car trunk.

01:02:19.480 See, I died cause of a glitch.

01:02:22.480 I died cause of a glitch.

01:02:24.480 There're no-

01:02:25.480 There's no guys ruled the car back and方ing.

01:02:27.480 What you doing?

01:02:29.480 It Calls Zerk her brother.

01:02:30.480 I'm Forgive, I'm crazy.

01:02:31.480 Oh yeah.

01:02:32.480 Finish the movie.

01:02:34.480 Oh shit, are you guys, do you guys wanna finish the movie from yesterday?

01:02:37.480 MEANING Yeah.

01:02:38.480 Oh shit, are you guys, do you guys want to finish the movie from yesterday?

01:02:43.480 call Zerker brother Eden

01:02:45.620 dark apple you are so obsessed with being white

01:02:47.860 it's like

01:02:48.420 Aryan I'm Aryan

01:02:52.340 that's just the annoying thing

01:02:54.360 it wasn't like I switched up

01:02:55.720 on white Christians just fucking like

01:02:57.600 it started to annoy me how much you guys

01:02:59.060 finish the movie

01:03:02.160 alright a lot of people saying that

01:03:03.920 play fortnite

01:03:09.320 Graham Hancock on Netflix

01:03:21.880 okay

01:03:22.260 dot do you currently have a course

01:03:35.820 or zoom in for aspiring content

01:03:37.760 creators where we can learn from you

01:03:39.640 about content creation like street

01:03:41.780 interviews if not do you have a plan

01:03:43.760 to make one aisle hundred percent

01:03:45.700 buy that shit to learn from you

01:03:47.500 yeah I could

01:03:49.740 I could I could in the future I'm working on something right now but

01:04:02.300 oh my god crypto's booming

01:04:04.860 crypto's booming

01:04:06.740 eats the three

01:04:16.740 I'm getting deja vu right now

01:04:23.220 is tonight's stream cancelled now

01:04:46.740 do you feel no not november

01:05:01.860 nope

01:05:02.320 day nine and no not november chat

01:05:04.920 day nine chat

01:05:06.800 take a personality disorder test

01:05:10.440 you can do that on stream later

01:05:11.620 do you think Fousey will come back to stream

01:05:16.240 oh man

01:05:17.300 call god

01:05:25.220 what

01:05:25.760 stuff for law

01:05:27.780 saragon what up

01:05:30.520 what's your height

01:05:33.000 6-3

01:05:33.540 man city lost

01:05:34.440 fuck this game is fun

01:05:37.320 I want to play again

01:05:38.000 play again chat

01:05:39.600 yeah why am I a fucking girl

01:05:45.000 you can start with an SMG

01:05:58.560 wait I can just start up

01:06:01.940 with an SMG

01:06:07.820 yo the warner what's good bro

01:06:12.480 have no fear the warner is here

01:06:14.220 miss you my G got a link up soon

01:06:16.580 yes sir

01:06:17.280 the warner

01:06:19.160 warner what are you doing on rumble

01:06:23.480 in the middle of the day bro

01:06:24.500 where did you find the stream

01:06:26.340 yeah we got a link up soon man

01:06:30.720 we do

01:06:31.400 alright let's load up a game

01:06:33.320 I'll play Terminus this time

01:06:36.580 wait no no no

01:06:39.760 I can't play if I'm

01:06:40.660 okay I'm not a girl

01:06:41.540 good

01:06:41.900 shipty says warner

01:06:47.420 I'm rocking your gear right now

01:06:49.180 good stuff

01:06:49.720 warner's hungry

01:07:06.500 hey bro

01:07:07.180 oh shit

01:07:18.240 I might have to tell

01:07:18.940 Jake Shields

01:07:19.480 four

01:07:19.980 my bad

01:07:22.220 can you do

01:07:23.360 four

01:07:25.560 no problem

01:07:30.720 if not

01:07:37.020 lateco shut up

01:07:38.580 you gotta start with a pretty good gun in this game

01:07:50.620 that's weird

01:07:51.620 turn this on

01:07:52.620 turn this on

01:07:54.620 amp unit activated

01:07:55.620 please stand by

01:07:57.620 I scroll to plans for the amps on my cell wall

01:08:02.620 Kristoff's eyes are everywhere

01:08:05.620 I should have gone

01:08:07.620 stop eating LJ Shields watching stream

01:08:19.620 what do you mean

01:08:20.620 what do you mean

01:08:21.620 I guess he's watching

01:08:22.620 what's up procrastinating

01:08:26.620 the fucking barbers taking a long time

01:08:28.620 and the maids late

01:08:30.620 the maids late

01:08:32.620 where are you

01:08:35.620 she needs to like my fucking dryers not working or something

01:08:37.620 blues

01:08:38.620 posted on the

01:08:50.940 nämlich

01:08:52.120 instead of having to like my pretty bad

01:08:53.620 give up

01:08:55.140 there

01:08:55.860 if you need to like

01:08:56.620 a

01:08:58.140 g

01:08:59.480 uh boom oh no don't have money get a female on stream i worship the cow

01:09:07.880 i worship the cow my graco you know i watched a documentary about bronson's religion not really

01:09:17.300 documentary about it but there's a george there's a good documentary that i recommend you guys watch

01:09:21.520 if you want it's called george harrison living in the material world directed by barton scorsese

01:09:27.360 george harrison i used to be a big beatles fan and he's like one of the most he's probably the

01:09:31.420 most underrated beetle he's the most he doesn't get the credit he deserves george harrison because

01:09:37.120 he's like a the lead guitarist and he made some banger songs but anyway he took acid and then

01:09:42.780 went on this big journey to find god typical sneaker trying to bail on his friends i'm not trying to

01:09:49.120 bail my friend i'm not trying to bail my friend bro and he ended up becoming a hindu kind of not

01:09:55.760 really he didn't really become a hindu but he found krishna so he like got really into

01:10:00.720 needles invited me i guess i'm playing with me i guess i'm playing with needles

01:10:05.780 but yeah this guy had a good kind of and then he made this song called my sweet lord and everything

01:10:14.220 and krishna was all about krishna i'm what is that is that what bronson is bronson like a krishna

01:10:20.400 a krishna worshipper

01:10:22.420 um

01:10:42.440 you belong to me

01:10:48.240 Let's go, turn that on.

01:11:04.480 The needles made you.

01:11:06.480 The armature went 4-0, let's fucking go.

01:11:10.000 That was a big, big loss the other day though, the other week.

01:11:16.000 I'm getting some techs, okay what happened, jake shields, okay, yo where's the barber,

01:11:45.000 is the barber here or no, is the barber here or no, where the barber at, where he at, no I

01:12:01.260 can't lie bro, cancel the barber, cancel the barber, cancel the barber, my bad, I'll pay

01:12:06.000 half the price because then I cancel it, I'll pay, I'll pay that, fuck it.

01:12:10.660 Cancel the barber, so I can make jake shields pod.

01:12:15.000 Josh, should I make love speech merch?

01:12:18.000 I probably couldn't, after that rabbi debate, I think there's enough love speech aura.

01:12:30.000 Love speech merch could actually be fucking cool.

01:12:35.000 I'm tired of paying like, bro, I'm tired of paying these barbers because they know I have

01:12:38.380 money, they're always overcharged.

01:12:39.660 Ali Daba linked me a barber in London, that nigga charged me $400 bro, $400.

01:12:50.500 He's here?

01:12:51.500 Okay, okay, send him up, send him up, send him up, send him up then.

01:12:53.660 Send him up, send up the barber.

01:12:55.660 Send him up, send him up, send him up, send him up.

01:13:19.660 Send him up, send him up, send him up, send him up, send him up, send him up, send him

01:13:26.660 I know, it wasn't even a good haircut, it was such an average haircut, I paid four fucking

01:13:29.660 hundred dollars, bro.

01:13:30.660 I gotta stop spending all this money on bullshit.

01:13:37.660 Better be a real deal this time.

01:13:48.660 And the barber was so deceiving because he stopped saying, oh, I've been a barber for

01:13:52.660 three years, mashallah, alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah,

01:13:55.660 alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah, it's trying to be $400, bro.

01:13:59.660 Alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah.

01:14:19.660 Support the barber.

01:14:20.660 Yeah, I know.

01:14:22.660 Four fucking hundred dollars, bro.

01:14:26.660 Ali Dawah took a cut from the $400.

01:14:29.660 Nah, nah, he helped me get a refund.

01:14:32.660 But it was like a delivery.

01:14:33.660 The guy came to my crib, and I didn't discuss the price afterwards, he just said it.

01:14:41.660 Get this haircut?

01:14:43.660 Here, let me see if the barber can do it.

01:14:45.660 Yeah, this is the haircut I'm talking about.

01:14:49.660 This is the best haircut I got ever.

01:14:54.660 This guy, I think I did pay $300 or something like that, but it was worth it.

01:14:58.660 But no barber could do this, bro.

01:15:00.660 It's so hard to find a good barber for my hair.

01:15:03.660 And my hair is not complicated, but I get so many mid-haircuts.

01:15:07.660 I get so many trash fucking haircuts.

01:15:18.660 He's a celebrity barber?

01:15:19.660 Yeah, I know.

01:15:30.660 Yo, I like this.

01:15:31.660 This sniper is fun as fuck, holy.

01:15:37.660 You got flying venom sacrum from Modi's lab?

01:15:40.660 For the dark even.

01:15:41.660 Either way, gross.

01:15:59.660 Max armor.

01:16:07.660 I should've hit that.

01:16:37.660 Like, I've met so many mid-barbers.

01:16:41.660 I feel like if you're gonna dedicate your life to cutting hair, just get good at it, right?

01:16:45.660 Like, how hard could it be?

01:16:47.660 Is it really that hard?

01:16:50.660 Like, is it really that hard?

01:16:57.660 Hello?

01:17:00.660 Send it up.

01:17:01.660 My mate is fucking 10 minutes late, bro.

01:17:10.660 Fuck!

01:17:11.660 I gotta get to the fucking podcast, bro.

01:17:13.660 Goddamn, bro.

01:17:14.660 Where is this goddamn bar?

01:17:15.660 Where is everyone?

01:17:16.660 I gotta stop agreeing to stuff, bro.

01:17:17.660 I just wanna chill at the crib.

01:17:18.660 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:19.660 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:20.660 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:21.660 I should not have agreed.

01:17:22.660 I say yes to too much shit.

01:17:23.660 Nah, I'll do- I'll do well.

01:17:24.660 I have good momentum right now.

01:17:26.660 Okay.

01:17:27.660 Okay.

01:17:28.660 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:30.660 I gotta stop agreeing to stuff, bro.

01:17:31.660 I just wanna chill at the crib.

01:17:32.660 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:33.660 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:34.660 I don't wanna go anymore.

01:17:36.660 I should not have agreed.

01:17:37.660 I say yes to too much shit.

01:17:40.660 You belong to me.

01:17:42.660 Nah, I'll do- I'll do well.

01:17:45.660 I have good momentum right now.

01:17:47.660 I have good momentum right now.

01:18:15.660 Woo!

01:18:16.660 You can kill like three zombies with this.

01:18:18.660 One shot.

01:18:19.660 Call Joe Rogan.

01:18:20.660 Alright, hold on.

01:18:21.660 I think my food's here.

01:18:22.660 Where the fuck is this barber, bruh?

01:18:23.660 Where?

01:18:24.660 If he's not here, bro.

01:18:25.660 Where?

01:18:26.660 If he's not here, bro.

01:18:27.660 I don't wanna go.

01:18:28.660 I don't wanna go.

01:18:29.660 I don't wanna go.

01:18:30.660 I don't wanna go.

01:18:31.660 I don't wanna go.

01:18:32.660 Call Joe Rogan.

01:18:33.660 Alright, hold on.

01:18:34.660 I think my food's here.

01:18:35.660 Where the fuck is this barber, bruh?

01:18:37.660 Where?

01:18:38.660 If he's not here, bro.

01:18:39.660 I have to cancel him.

01:18:40.660 Like, where is he?

01:18:41.660 Someone's at the door.

01:18:42.660 Someone's at the door.

01:18:45.660 I think my food's here.

01:18:48.380 Where the fuck is this barber, bruh?

01:18:51.320 Where?

01:18:51.860 If he's not here, bro, I have to cancel him.

01:18:53.540 Like, where is he?

01:18:57.560 Someone's at the door.

01:19:15.660 Yo, bro.

01:19:20.140 The Uber Eats driver, the Uber Eats driver was just standing there.

01:19:23.100 He was like this.

01:19:25.000 Hello, sir.

01:19:26.760 Hey, Joey.

01:19:27.600 He presented it like I won an award.

01:19:30.960 Hey, give me my coffee, bro.

01:19:33.500 Skip the barber.

01:19:34.180 The barber's not here.

01:19:35.000 I'm canceling the barber.

01:19:36.160 I cancel the barber.

01:19:38.840 Cancel.

01:19:39.320 Five minutes, cancel.

01:19:40.400 Yeah, I gotta cancel, bro.

01:19:42.160 I gotta cancel.

01:19:43.200 My bad.

01:19:43.720 My bad.

01:19:44.060 My bad.

01:19:44.340 I gotta cancel.

01:19:44.900 Cancel.

01:19:45.280 Cancel.

01:19:45.660 Cancel.

01:19:46.060 Stop.

01:19:46.320 Lock it in.

01:19:46.680 Cancel.

01:19:51.080 I'm gonna be late for Jake Shields, bro.

01:19:56.520 Give him a five-star rating?

01:19:57.720 No.

01:19:59.540 I gotta cancel the barber, bro.

01:20:03.720 Tell him.

01:20:04.260 I'll give him $20 for that.

01:20:05.340 I'll give him.

01:20:05.520 I'll give him a little 20.

01:20:07.420 Give him a little 20.

01:20:09.120 Give him a little 20.

01:20:10.940 For pulling up.

01:20:12.320 Okay.

01:20:12.640 Okay.

01:20:25.100 Your cut takes less than...

01:20:26.420 No, it's okay.

01:20:30.660 Elsniko knows.

01:20:31.240 It's not my team's fault.

01:20:32.100 It's not my team's fault.

01:20:33.060 But yeah.

01:20:33.440 I know he's gonna be pissed, bro.

01:20:34.460 I don't care.

01:20:35.980 I'm sorry.

01:20:36.560 I'm sorry.

01:20:36.860 I'm sorry.

01:20:37.380 I'll pay him.

01:20:37.960 Whatever.

01:20:38.300 It is what it is.

01:20:38.840 Your hairline's fucked?

01:20:39.520 Fuck you.

01:20:42.280 I think the Jake Shields pod is gonna be...

01:20:44.200 Jake...

01:20:44.600 I think you...

01:20:45.400 I don't know.

01:20:45.640 I'm not leaking all his stuff.

01:20:46.960 But he's got stuff planned.

01:20:47.880 I'll just say that.

01:20:48.740 But I think the barber's gonna be...

01:20:50.160 I mean, the podcast's gonna be...

01:20:52.820 I'm tired, bro.

01:20:54.480 Holy shit.

01:20:56.380 Brain's not...

01:20:56.840 I need my coffee.

01:20:57.480 Oh, I need my coffee.

01:21:01.700 Listen to the lie.

01:21:08.460 What did you order?

01:21:09.220 Ginger shot?

01:21:10.740 A breakfast burrito.

01:21:16.400 A healthy juice.

01:21:19.060 And a coffee.

01:21:20.640 I'm trying to gain weight, Chad.

01:21:21.540 I'm on it.

01:21:21.980 And I'm gonna go to the gym after the pod.

01:21:23.940 I'm gonna go right to the gym after the pod.

01:21:26.360 Spark up tonight.

01:21:27.480 Pre-meat getting yelled at.

01:21:34.040 Dippins...

01:21:34.440 No, W-Dippins, bro.

01:21:35.920 W-Dippins.

01:21:37.300 Coffee, cigarette, back in the game.

01:21:38.800 You're right.

01:21:40.760 Where the fuck is my maid?

01:21:42.400 Oh, she's...

01:21:42.960 L-2-meat.

01:21:44.380 En dos minutos lego.

01:21:46.880 W-Relection for your Europeans?

01:22:00.700 I know, Bob.

01:22:01.240 I'm not even...

01:22:02.180 I like these, like, exclusive Rumble streams...

01:22:04.260 I don't feel like I'm streaming. You know what I'm saying? When I'm on kick, I feel like I have to be ADHD slamming three Red Bulls

01:22:15.860 Should I just do this on kick to make money? I'm like throwing away money by not doing this

01:22:20.820 If you combine today's hours and yesterday's hours

01:22:24.440 From the streams that I could have been doing on kick

01:22:27.260 I would have made a lot of money. I would have made a lot of money

01:22:34.260 Do you want me to order you clothes? No, it's okay

01:22:51.260 Dot you ambiguous race is your strength. It was when you were a model

01:22:55.020 You're a natural grifter to be IRL travel streamer do the site huge audience for this kind of stuff and your takes would defo viral and clips galore

01:23:04.260 All right bet bet bet bet

01:23:10.320 She's parking

01:23:16.640 Hello

01:23:21.260 It's okay, it's okay

01:23:25.660 Wait, is he a barber?

01:23:28.860 Okay, yeah, sign him up

01:23:31.100 bye

01:23:33.100 All right, the barbers here fuck it bro. I told him not to come and he's here

01:23:37.600 And now he's here

01:23:42.500 No, I don't even know who this guy is

01:23:45.100 Um, all right, what am I gonna do?

01:23:47.100 Uh, and now the barbers here?

01:23:47.600 Uh, and now the barber's here

01:23:48.100 And now the barber's here

01:23:49.100 And now the barber's here

01:23:50.100 Pre-gunfight?

01:23:52.100 and now the barber's here

01:23:59.300 and now the barber's here

01:24:09.900 pre-gunfight ah shit

01:24:16.020 pre-glock

01:24:18.360 well

01:24:19.180 that shit right there

01:24:26.860 let me clear this out for the haircut

01:24:29.420 okay

01:24:29.960 I'll move the rug

01:24:32.780 I'm gonna keep on streaming too

01:24:35.340 I'm not gonna interact too much

01:24:36.920 there we go

01:24:56.600 hey there you go Charles

01:25:14.680 nice to meet you

01:25:17.400 I'm streaming right now is that okay

01:25:27.080 yeah

01:25:27.640 so you want me to cut your white machine

01:25:38.760 uh yeah is that okay

01:25:40.120 you can see enough

01:25:47.380 I have this one in the top too

01:25:54.500 okay yeah turn it up

01:25:56.820 it's good to go

01:25:58.980 I'm in a bit of a rush

01:26:16.280 so nothing too complicated

01:26:17.320 um it looks like you're you're a good barber based off the equipment you have there

01:26:21.880 uh they were telling me

01:26:23.800 to get this haircut here

01:26:26.060 let me show you

01:26:27.180 I don't know how much time it would take

01:26:31.760 but there's this

01:26:32.960 I got this haircut last year

01:26:34.300 and this is the best haircut I got

01:26:35.360 um I think it's a

01:26:37.700 it's a fade that goes all the way around

01:26:39.440 the lineup was perfect

01:26:40.560 my hair my corners are fading

01:26:43.240 I'm kind of balling

01:26:43.960 so like this is the the proper

01:26:45.580 that's my maid is kind of the door

01:26:48.000 can you do this

01:26:50.260 yeah

01:26:50.960 oh let me get the maid in

01:26:51.880 sorry

01:26:52.340 hello

01:27:01.020 hello

01:27:01.580 how are you

01:27:02.840 hi

01:27:03.660 hello

01:27:04.660 hello

01:27:05.660 hello

01:27:06.660 hello

01:27:07.660 hello

01:27:08.660 what would you call this haircut right here

01:27:38.480 so drop fade

01:27:39.620 drop fade

01:27:40.360 okay

01:27:41.280 said you could do that in 10 minutes

01:27:44.880 no you can't

01:27:45.800 10 minutes

01:27:46.620 maybe 20 minutes

01:27:48.080 20

01:27:48.440 might be

01:27:50.340 perfect

01:27:50.700 yeah about 20

01:27:51.940 all right I'm gonna put um

01:27:53.900 this

01:27:54.180 the TTS on speaker chat

01:27:56.140 so we can

01:27:56.720 dot W black barber

01:27:59.000 it's a taper

01:28:04.400 it's a taper

01:28:04.460 can I get a paper towel

01:28:20.140 yeah sure

01:28:21.180 how do you know

01:28:26.560 how do you know

01:28:26.580 Dippins

01:28:27.240 who called you

01:28:31.640 how do you know Dippins

01:28:38.980 uh you got me

01:28:40.360 uh you got me offline

01:28:40.860 oh yeah

01:28:41.360 see I got a mobile barber shop

01:28:43.100 uh it's a bus

01:28:44.000 with two chairs

01:28:45.340 but I work inside the shop

01:28:46.520 in midtown

01:28:47.160 I think I've seen your shop

01:28:48.400 um

01:28:49.000 on the street

01:28:49.920 yeah

01:28:50.700 I think I've seen it before

01:28:52.000 uh yeah I can

01:28:59.900 dot go back to your country

01:29:01.780 I'm gonna turn

01:29:03.320 I'm gonna turn this off

01:29:04.060 this is all the way

01:29:09.580 there you go

01:29:10.300 that's perfect

01:29:11.980 yeah podcasting

01:29:33.280 and I'm actually

01:29:34.000 I'm about to go on a podcast

01:29:34.800 right now

01:29:35.380 so I want it to look

01:29:36.440 uh

01:29:36.800 I want it to look good

01:29:37.520 what gift that you gave me

01:29:43.460 was it um

01:29:44.960 I don't know

01:29:45.920 what you're talking about

01:29:46.880 the chair is good like this

01:30:02.880 huh

01:30:03.780 the chair is good like this

01:30:04.860 uh huh

01:30:05.520 it's a little

01:30:28.460 I'm a little

01:30:28.980 it's okay

01:30:29.580 you need to put that up

01:30:30.940 is this okay

01:30:35.820 like uh

01:30:40.720 like this

01:30:41.440 oh no

01:30:42.280 you can't do it like that

01:30:43.600 I'll just

01:30:44.500 I'll sit

01:30:44.900 that's fine

01:30:45.420 oh don't worry

01:30:50.300 don't worry

01:30:50.660 I appreciate your comments

01:30:56.240 though

01:30:56.400 before notice

01:30:56.960 I'll bring back the fisheye lens

01:31:10.400 Dr. Barber

01:31:22.820 what's your thoughts

01:31:23.720 on swing out parties

01:31:24.840 don't give me your phone number

01:31:47.900 no

01:31:48.500 did you watch any podcasts

01:32:03.140 no

01:32:04.860 not really

01:32:06.800 I've been so busy

01:32:08.340 and I bought a shop

01:32:09.220 around here

01:32:09.800 don't I take me

01:32:12.280 close

01:32:12.860 so there's this thing

01:32:16.120 that comes on

01:32:16.740 so that

01:32:17.040 they're just

01:32:17.580 they're trying to be funny

01:32:18.440 and it does about

01:32:26.240 I could turn it off

01:32:26.940 if it's about

01:32:28.020 okay

01:32:28.680 man I'm in the barbershop

01:32:30.480 so you know

01:32:31.100 too much

01:32:31.760 they talk shit all day long

01:32:33.320 and that shit

01:32:33.860 Dr. Sneeko

01:32:37.080 I don't know if you're aware

01:32:38.560 but there's a big monkey

01:32:39.880 touching your head

01:32:41.020 should I call 9-1-1

01:32:43.100 believe twice

01:32:44.240 if you're in trouble

01:32:45.100 it's not funny

01:32:45.760 dot I would never trust

01:33:02.580 to bother

01:33:02.960 who's fat black

01:33:03.920 poor

01:33:04.220 okay

01:33:04.840 I actually would

01:33:09.820 the worst haircuts

01:33:10.700 I've ever gotten

01:33:11.180 were from

01:33:11.640 Asian women

01:33:12.560 Asian women

01:33:13.400 yeah

01:33:14.160 if you keep

01:33:25.980 if you keep

01:33:26.500 look at the FSA

01:33:27.160 to everyone

01:33:27.880 if you do not have money

01:33:29.640 in crypto right now

01:33:31.000 they must keep it

01:33:32.240 sure

01:33:32.800 as Bitcoin

01:33:33.880 are they will be electric

01:33:35.080 so we are literally

01:33:36.200 entering the barbershop

01:33:38.080 I'm still thinking about

01:34:00.040 going Qatar

01:34:00.580 I don't have that much

01:34:02.480 planned for the rest of the

01:34:03.220 month

01:34:03.380 it might even be a bad idea

01:34:04.480 do you prefer

01:34:34.220 working in barbershops

01:34:35.240 or the mobile shop

01:34:36.340 you got

01:34:36.720 he does fine

01:34:39.060 with me

01:34:39.440 but

01:34:39.740 if I had a mobile

01:34:41.220 I would work

01:34:41.720 in the barbershop

01:34:42.500 so they're paying

01:34:58.020 money to talk

01:34:59.020 so right now

01:35:02.400 they're trying

01:35:03.120 to mess with me

01:35:03.720 they want

01:35:04.500 to get you

01:35:04.940 like

01:35:05.420 to laugh

01:35:06.260 or something

01:35:06.680 so that you

01:35:07.080 mess up

01:35:07.360 my haircut

01:35:07.880 that's not

01:35:11.080 going to work

01:35:11.460 nope

01:35:16.120 that's not

01:35:17.180 don't

01:35:27.320 don't

01:35:28.660 that's not

01:35:33.780 Dota, are you going to ask him to grip and caress your head just like your last barber?

01:35:41.600 Mr. Barber, your client here today is a homo BTW.

01:35:45.140 That's not...

01:35:45.760 Hey, man.

01:35:49.000 That's not true.

01:35:53.980 Are you from Miami?

01:35:55.720 No, no, I'm from Southie, New York.

01:35:58.120 But I've been down here for the New York.

01:35:59.700 You're from New York?

01:36:00.520 Mm-hmm.

01:36:00.840 Dr. Nikka Nikka Nikka, Hello Nikka, is the fresh prince seal.

01:36:05.800 His forehead is biggest.

01:36:12.000 Are you from Brooklyn?

01:36:13.420 No, I'm from Southie, New York.

01:36:15.320 Oh, upstate.

01:36:15.960 Upstate, New York.

01:36:26.580 Dr. Fish Islands made you and you got rid of it to become an army streamer.

01:36:30.840 No wonder you fill off. Fish Islands makes even the most boring clips go viral.

01:36:51.340 Doc, Mr. Barber, I will send you $500 if you give him a mohawk.

01:36:55.800 No mohawk. I don't have enough hair to get a mohawk.

01:37:00.840 Oh, this is itchy.

01:37:15.840 Dote ni ga ese chit.

01:37:18.840 E ni ga ese chit.

01:37:20.840 I see you talking about the kick employee trying to ruin kick. Yeah.

01:37:39.840 Do you cut celebrities' hairs? Celebrity haircuts?

01:37:48.840 I have, uh, this man, uh, uh, what is his name here? Eric Simon from UPMB?

01:37:58.840 Doc, Mr. Barber, please proceed with caution. Your client today likes to do this thing where he slowly leans his head into his barber's crotch area for a funny clip.

01:38:07.840 Okay, so just be careful with his homosexuality.

01:38:11.840 What?

01:38:12.840 They're just, they're just trolling.

01:38:14.840 You think P. Diddy's guilty?

01:38:15.840 Man, what is this?

01:38:16.840 Some of that shit probably.

01:38:17.840 Some of that shit probably.

01:38:18.840 A whole lot of that shit.

01:38:19.840 They just, man.

01:38:20.840 post-money wreck.

01:38:21.840 They wanna make something slick or something.

01:38:25.840 He GETS THE GRAND.

01:38:40.840 They gotta get some shit.

01:38:43.840 This man's a wreck, so he's gonna make something stick to something, he's gonna get the grain and get some shit down, probably with that bad liquor company, man.

01:38:54.840 Yeah, what was it, Cognac, right?

01:38:56.840 No, it was a Ciroc.

01:38:58.840 A Ciroc.

01:38:59.840 So now they're trying to shoot shots in every direction they're killing us.

01:39:09.840 Yeah.

01:39:15.840 Doc, listen ma'am, on some level sneaker wants a happy ending.

01:39:20.840 BBC gang we up, let's read some chats.

01:39:24.840 Yeah, that's good.

01:39:28.840 Howdy.

01:39:29.840 .xplay the potter, by the way I'm only limited to 5,000, anyone who has more than that has deals with kick.

01:39:47.840 I'll let you know if I can get more than that, but I doubt it.

01:39:51.840 If that was really you would have texted me, not TTS.

01:40:13.080 Never heard of her before.

01:40:14.160 FaceTime Allie, you'll call her.

01:40:40.840 Fish eye lens is overrated, bro.

01:40:44.160 Fish eye lens is overrated, bro.

01:40:46.460 Fish eye lens is overrated, bro.

01:40:56.820 Look at Mr. Bavuna, you Haitian.

01:40:58.880 Do you eat cats too?

01:41:02.400 Well, here is another Woman.

01:41:06.220 OK.

01:41:08.060 The barber can't save your hair got hairline bro give it up so they always say that I'm balding

01:41:22.100 Do you think that I'm balding

01:41:30.300 What about the by hairline

01:41:37.680 Which is normal for you know

01:41:44.420 I don't know why it's so itchy right now

01:42:03.540 That could be it

01:42:12.540 Doctel grifting the nice father man with the racist TTS you know it's gonna give you clips

01:42:32.660 Bro's hurting but you don't care

01:42:35.220 My heart is rotten bro

01:42:37.160 My heart's not rotten

01:42:38.200 How do I know what you got

01:42:42.320 Whatever bro

01:42:44.040 And that's the computer

01:42:48.660 No no no do you see this thing moving

01:42:51.520 There's people watching and so they're donating one dollar to say what they want to say

01:42:56.440 Doctor I like my women how I like my coffee

01:42:59.940 My head has never been as itchy before I don't know what's going on

01:43:16.500 Do you have lice and uh clippers

01:43:20.500 You know sir I keep my clippers clean

01:43:23.940 Yeah I think so you have a good good set up

01:43:26.900 You see this it kills everything

01:43:28.900 Does it would it kill the itch on my head

01:43:31.060 Oh man

01:43:43.620 That should do it though

01:43:47.300 Oh it kind of went away

01:43:57.460 No

01:44:03.520 Ali doll

01:44:04.200 He told the barber to

01:44:05.720 He gave me

01:44:08.320 I had like $200 back

01:44:09.640 So they'll be Ali doll for that

01:44:12.580 Look at dip into the chat

01:44:15.320 Trying to say it looks

01:44:15.960 The haircut's good

01:44:16.780 I know

01:44:18.180 I know you called him

01:44:19.060 Do you think it's difficult to cut hair like mine

01:44:29.220 Because

01:44:29.560 I have a lot of different barbers

01:44:31.820 And

01:44:32.840 It's hard to get like a good haircut

01:44:34.800 Dot Mr. Barber did not clean the lice off of the clippers

01:44:37.720 So GG you are cooked

01:44:39.420 Enjoy

01:44:39.800 Also questions for Mr. Barber

01:44:42.600 What is your next favorite race

01:44:44.520 And why is it Indian people

01:44:46.040 Yeah I think I've passed by your shop

01:44:47.860 Right down to 36

01:44:49.240 36 in a second

01:44:51.100 So the majority of my customers are Spanish

01:44:58.720 Dot sneaker paid me to type racist stuff to the monkey that's coming on stream later

01:45:04.940 That monkey being you Mr. Barber

01:45:07.320 That's not true

01:45:07.900 I'm not Spanish by the way

01:45:09.900 What you are

01:45:10.720 I'm half Asian half black

01:45:13.820 Okay

01:45:14.860 But yeah

01:45:21.760 My haircut

01:45:23.180 Makes me

01:45:23.860 Like it could change my whole look

01:45:25.560 Dot this stream is loading hitting

01:45:26.900 You should stream on kick too

01:45:28.820 It's not like their streamers

01:45:30.480 Don't play games for hours on end too

01:45:32.820 If you're still insecure

01:45:34.200 You should bring back the fish eye lens

01:45:36.280 For guaranteed 20k live viewers

01:45:38.460 Okay good idea

01:45:39.400 Dot 200 is still a scat

01:45:52.260 Come to London next time

01:45:53.660 The biggest footballers and big celebrities

01:45:55.860 Are still not miling

01:45:57.200 But much I swear to god

01:45:58.760 Yeah I know

01:45:59.200 That was

01:45:59.540 400 was insane

01:46:00.780 Insane

01:46:02.220 You had no idea I was streaming you saw it through updates clip

01:46:28.500 Then why don't you follow me on rumble

01:46:30.040 Just follow me on rumble

01:46:31.080 So you get the notie

01:46:31.960 Dot he's only a quarter black

01:46:36.240 And he says

01:46:36.840 Need you all the time

01:46:38.360 Yeah what

01:46:42.000 A quarter

01:46:42.600 My dad's half black half white

01:46:44.400 What shampoo do you use

01:46:52.800 I use that dangos shampoo every day

01:46:55.000 You asking me

01:46:57.400 Um no I was asking that

01:46:59.660 What you should say

01:47:00.480 fish eye lens

01:47:00.720 Fish eye lens

01:47:01.540 Fish eye lens

01:47:02.420 Fish eye lens

01:47:02.720 Fish eye lens

01:47:03.220 Fish eye lens

01:47:04.180 Fish eye lens

01:47:04.960 fish eye lens

01:47:06.100 Fish eye lens

01:47:06.720 Fish eye lens

01:47:07.600 Fish eye lens

01:47:07.640 Fish eye lens

01:47:09.400 Fish eye lens

01:47:10.400 Fish eye lens

01:47:11.040 Fish eye lens

01:47:11.840 Fish eye lens

01:47:12.760 Fish eye

01:47:13.200 Miss

01:47:15.180 Xi

01:47:15.800 use head and shoulders that's what I use yeah what do you think is the best the best shampoo

01:47:29.780 teacher

01:47:49.580 hey I wish you don't share

01:47:59.780 What you doing, Allie?

01:48:02.720 Nothing.

01:48:03.780 I'm not even sick, dude.

01:48:05.540 Just getting my hair cut right now.

01:48:07.480 Say hi.

01:48:09.200 Hello.

01:48:10.860 This is Charles over here.

01:48:12.060 Is this a good haircut?

01:48:15.060 Are you going bald?

01:48:16.460 Oh, never mind.

01:48:18.500 You see what I'm saying?

01:48:19.680 You hear that, Charles?

01:48:23.380 Really, Allie?

01:48:25.760 What?

01:48:26.720 Am I bald?

01:48:27.460 No, like, you're getting there, though.

01:48:31.360 All right.

01:48:31.600 You know what?

01:48:31.840 I'll talk to you later.

01:48:33.380 Okay.

01:48:34.260 Bye.

01:48:34.680 Bye.

01:48:35.080 That's it.

01:48:36.580 Not anymore.

01:48:38.760 Not anymore.

01:48:43.820 Dottie fought short Strickland

01:48:45.600 and did okay the first round in a half

01:48:47.860 when Strickland was playing with him

01:48:49.780 that took a CT beating for 40 seconds

01:48:52.480 didn't fall down,

01:48:53.620 but W's need go, I guess.

01:48:57.460 Doctor who on earth

01:49:10.220 decided to name a monkey, Charles?

01:49:13.640 What about Charles Barkley?

01:49:15.160 You got to pay him some money, right?

01:49:22.400 Yeah, I know.

01:49:23.840 Some weird people here.

01:49:25.040 I know.

01:49:26.040 I know.

01:49:26.360 I know.

01:49:26.560 I know.

01:49:26.960 I know.

01:49:27.280 I know.

01:49:27.520 I know.

01:49:34.300 Dottie mentioned you

01:49:35.660 during his weekly stream

01:49:37.160 on kick yesterday.

01:49:38.740 He sees promise in you

01:49:40.020 and said he would up your deal

01:49:41.380 if you put your ego aside

01:49:43.000 and brought back the fisheye lens.

01:49:44.780 Do you have, like,

01:49:45.640 is something wrong with you?

01:49:56.800 Who did the barber vote for?

01:49:59.200 Yeah, can I ask who he voted for?

01:50:01.440 Let's go.

01:50:04.140 Doc, please give him a discount

01:50:06.240 for the lice infection

01:50:07.360 max $50.

01:50:08.660 He will probably just buy

01:50:09.980 crack-typical blacks.

01:50:16.440 Yes, sir.

01:50:19.000 Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

01:50:23.660 Why'd you vote for Trump?

01:50:25.400 I voted for Trump, man,

01:50:26.660 because he's, uh...

01:50:29.000 Doc Barber rates

01:50:30.460 need to lose airline out of 10.

01:50:32.140 That, you know,

01:50:33.580 makes it happen, man.

01:50:34.900 This is when it comes out

01:50:36.900 as high as, uh...

01:50:38.380 Yeah, the inflation's bad.

01:50:40.280 Oh, my God, man.

01:50:42.840 So, I mean,

01:50:44.860 why would you vote for somebody

01:50:46.400 who always got the shit high

01:50:47.780 as a motherfucker?

01:50:48.880 Mm-hmm.

01:50:49.500 No, man.

01:50:56.140 I mean,

01:50:56.680 that means for me

01:50:57.500 for locking them up

01:50:58.560 for the episode.

01:50:59.980 I'm not going to vote

01:51:00.720 for you, maybe?

01:51:01.560 No.

01:51:01.840 I'm not going to vote for you.

01:51:03.840 Doc Barber,

01:51:04.480 stop moving and scaling.

01:51:06.220 You're ruining the cut,

01:51:07.240 but he's too scared

01:51:08.240 to tell you.

01:51:10.040 Is that true?

01:51:11.260 No, I'm good.

01:51:12.100 Okay.

01:51:25.840 You got to tell them

01:51:26.720 monkeys ain't scared of nothing.

01:51:27.960 They say I look like a monkey

01:51:33.500 every day.

01:51:35.380 The internet's brutal.

01:51:36.460 Yeah, yeah.

01:51:42.220 Don't fart noise,

01:51:43.380 fart noise,

01:51:44.140 fart noise,

01:51:44.960 fart noise,

01:51:45.760 fart noise,

01:51:46.520 fart noise,

01:51:47.320 fart noise,

01:51:48.120 fart noise,

01:51:48.760 fart noise,

01:51:49.480 fart noise.

01:51:50.060 Okay,

01:52:04.880 how much I'll tart?

01:52:06.700 Um,

01:52:07.420 not much.

01:52:07.840 It looks pretty good like this.

01:52:09.360 I think,

01:52:09.800 I think it goes well with the face.

01:52:10.880 Doc Tile have two number nines,

01:52:12.560 a number nine large,

01:52:13.840 a number six with extra dip,

01:52:15.700 a number seven,

01:52:16.840 two number 45s,

01:52:18.520 one with cheese,

01:52:19.980 and a large soda W Big Smoke.

01:52:27.480 Big Smoke?

01:52:28.240 Is that your name?

01:52:29.580 No.

01:52:30.260 I don't know what they're talking about.

01:52:33.680 Yeah,

01:52:34.100 they said there's good blending.

01:52:35.760 They're saying the haircut looks good.

01:52:38.520 Thank you.

01:52:39.260 That's it.

01:52:45.720 That's it.

01:52:49.640 But I see like,

01:52:50.980 um,

01:52:52.240 this here looks high.

01:52:54.160 Yeah,

01:52:54.680 it looks like it's kind of frizzy.

01:52:57.160 Yeah.

01:52:57.600 Don't bother goth last trip.

01:52:59.000 So I wanna just knock it out just a little.

01:53:03.220 Not much.

01:53:03.960 And then we're gonna take it.

01:53:09.940 And I'm finished.

01:53:12.060 That's a good cut.

01:53:13.440 That was quick too, huh?

01:53:14.740 Yeah.

01:53:15.360 Pretty fast.

01:53:16.020 I've been cutting hair for like 21 years.

01:53:18.560 You don't get tired of it?

01:53:20.020 No.

01:53:22.000 It pays the bills.

01:53:22.560 Doc A,

01:53:23.120 but was it six million?

01:53:25.000 It pays the bills

01:53:26.220 and I don't have to listen to the motherfucker

01:53:27.940 to tell me that I gotta do this and do that

01:53:30.160 or clock out.

01:53:31.140 Right.

01:53:32.100 I'm on my own time.

01:53:47.480 Doc,

01:53:47.980 Mr. Barber,

01:53:48.500 did you know about

01:53:49.400 Hubert's past involvement

01:53:50.820 in the KKK?

01:53:52.580 He has a lot of self-hatred

01:53:54.180 for the Black Union.

01:53:55.640 Also,

01:53:56.140 what do you think

01:53:56.860 of Fish Island's Mr. Barber?

01:53:58.620 What the hell?

01:54:00.080 Let's Fish Island.

01:54:02.580 It's just the,

01:54:03.440 you know like the 90s skateboard movies?

01:54:05.480 That's what the Fish Island,

01:54:06.340 it's like the round ones.

01:54:07.720 Okay.

01:54:08.200 So,

01:54:08.540 yeah.

01:54:12.460 Doc Rumble will always be number one.

01:54:15.000 Kick is becoming Twitch.

01:54:16.240 Kick is becoming Twitch, bro.

01:54:18.060 Yeah.

01:54:19.660 Hopefully not.

01:54:23.420 Okay.

01:54:25.820 What do you hear about this one?

01:54:27.200 Come on.

01:54:28.020 There you go.

01:54:28.620 Doc,

01:54:38.000 Doc,

01:54:38.020 no,

01:54:38.300 we didn't,

01:54:38.840 the haircut looks trash,

01:54:40.100 tell monkey car,

01:54:41.100 go back to New York

01:54:42.280 and go back to stealing

01:54:43.500 from Target

01:54:44.260 and selling those.

01:54:45.680 No.

01:54:50.680 I'll be digging

01:54:51.440 or I'll fuck together.

01:54:52.460 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:54:56.080 Mm-hmm.

01:55:02.640 Doc,

01:55:03.120 if I take one hour

01:55:04.120 to cook a batch of cookies

01:55:05.400 and the Cookie Monster

01:55:06.460 is 15 ovens working 24 hours a day

01:55:09.460 every day for five years,

01:55:11.220 how long does it take

01:55:12.420 the Cookie Monster

01:55:13.220 to make six million batches of cookies?

01:55:15.600 I'll be going in on that thing.

01:55:21.560 I don't know.

01:55:22.060 I don't know.

01:55:27.700 Doc,

01:55:28.020 Mr. Doc Barber

01:55:29.060 did you sneak over

01:55:29.900 a serving back shots

01:55:31.220 after giving her two martinis?

01:55:33.500 He's just like

01:55:34.500 to be for real.

01:55:35.240 Careful.

01:55:48.360 Did it smell some airline

01:55:49.320 doing that?

01:55:50.260 Yeah.

01:55:50.840 I did?

01:55:51.240 No, no, no, no.

01:55:51.940 Oh, okay.

01:55:52.760 I know, it's so itchy.

01:55:58.700 Mate, we'll see.

01:56:01.920 Woo!

01:56:03.920 Oh, my Lord.

01:56:05.240 Oh, my Lord.

01:56:15.920 Chad, I'm too old

01:56:16.620 to get an eyebrow slit.

01:56:17.700 Doc Barber,

01:56:18.340 do you have a leg for a girl?

01:56:19.680 No, it'll be like

01:56:35.000 a couple, a couple hundred.

01:56:43.360 Doc, monkey, monkey, monkey,

01:56:44.360 we love monkeys.

01:56:46.120 Monkey, monkey, monkey,

01:56:47.900 we love monkeys.

01:56:49.480 Hi, monkey.

01:56:50.240 Hi, monkey.

01:56:51.040 Hi, monkey.

01:56:51.240 I love you.

01:57:02.920 I love you.

01:57:04.040 Okay.

01:57:05.100 Baby, my God.

01:57:07.580 Doc, you should invest

01:57:08.860 a full-time sprinter it makes so much sense when Earl to touch base recharge you could even get a

01:57:14.380 mobile desktop set up in it. You have a sprinter van? I got a bus. Is it a school bus?

01:57:26.060 Mm-hmm. It's a travel bus. You go online and look up the pickups mobile.

01:57:32.780 Dot fish eye lens and eyebrows that would revive your career. You don't even have to do anything besides sit there and go there.

01:57:46.300 That's what you're going to say when I pull out the razor, don't I?

01:57:49.900 Pull out the razor? Mm-hmm.

01:57:56.060 Don't Mr. Barber give this guy enhancements from his corners. He needs them.

01:58:03.580 No. I'm never going to do that.

01:58:14.940 Sneakle, you got big ears. Here we go. Oh, thanks.

01:58:19.660 So that's a big, big cuss mobile.

01:58:27.580 Now let's tell me what to do.

01:58:28.380 Woo!

01:58:36.700 So when I put this, uh,

01:58:41.260 uh, hinge with this app, oh, we shouldn't do it.

01:58:46.060 Come on.

01:58:49.660 Oh, and Cargill, I heard you got a job. What's your job? Congrats.

01:59:12.380 Don't I just joined stream? Why is Nico scratching himself like he's going through vent withdrawals?

01:59:31.420 Also, Mr. Barber, can you hit a little shimmy shimmy for us? We want to see your moves from back in the day.

01:59:37.180 Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. What the fuck is that, bro?

01:59:44.140 Yeah, shimmy, shimmy. Come on.

01:59:47.260 Was it the him?

01:59:48.700 Don't fish-shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.

01:59:52.220 Shimmy, shimmy.

02:00:02.220 Fish on me, fish on me, fish on me, fish on me, fish on me, fish on me, fish on me, fish on me, fish on me.

02:00:14.880 Dr. Sprinter comment was for the main character, W. Big Cuts, mobile, I guess, box.

02:00:26.200 Oh!

02:00:32.220 Okay, do you want me to go check it out?

02:00:36.220 That's it?

02:00:39.220 Thanks a lot, Charles.

02:00:40.220 You're not going to have a problem if you keep scratching.

02:00:42.220 Big Cuts, mobile.

02:00:50.220 See you later, gang.

02:00:51.220 Hey, I highly appreciate it.

02:00:53.220 How do I pay you?

02:00:54.220 Uh, you can pay me, you can sell it.

02:00:57.220 Uh, you take cash?

02:00:59.220 I take cash.

02:01:00.220 How much?

02:01:01.220 Uh, one three.

02:01:02.220 Got you.

02:01:07.220 Dr. Loki feel back for the monkey.

02:01:09.220 Monkeys have feelings, too.

02:01:11.220 He seems like a nice monkey.

02:01:13.220 Monkey, monkey, monkey.

02:01:15.220 We love monkeys.

02:01:18.220 Are you going to take, um, are you going to take your suit?

02:01:20.220 Yeah, oh, yeah.

02:01:21.220 Got it, yeah.

02:01:22.220 I got some more appointments, so.

02:01:23.220 Yeah, great comment.

02:01:24.220 Appreciate it.

02:01:25.220 Thank you.

02:01:26.220 Comments all last minute, too.

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02:01:30.220 Yeah, great comment.

02:01:31.220 Appreciate it.

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02:01:35.220 Yeah, great comment.

02:01:36.220 Appreciate it.

02:01:37.220 Thank you.

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