SNEAKO - September 27, 2023Sara Finally Snaps At SNEAKO On Their Gym Date...
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Summary
In this episode, we have a special guest on the show, Micah, and we talk about the importance of consent and why it's a myth. We also talk about how to be a better friend to your significant other, and how to have the best sex of your life.
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Literally yesterday he told me, he was like, I don't like to do anything if it's not being
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monetized. Why would I like make jokes for free? Ready? Put your shoulders back. Man,
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look at my physique. I look sexy. I'm looking really good, huh? Okay, go. Curl them. This
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way. Yeah. And hold them at the top. Go back down. Don't rest them at the top. Okay.
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Back down. Back down. Good job. Why are you making that face? Good job. Good job. Keep
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going. Oh, come on. How many reps? Put your shoulders back. Five more. Man, look at my delts.
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Yeah, squeeze them. Squeeze them. Can you grab it again? I want the mind muscle connection.
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Sarah, I need you. I need you. Yeah. Fuck yeah. What the fuck? Go. Four more.
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Put your shoulders back. Oh, it's too much. I'm going to hammer curl them. All right,
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go. You can do it. You can curl it. No, but you're a guy. Oh, what the fuck? Why are you
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saying that you're $15 with me? 35 is a lot. Strength and aesthetics are two different
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things. Good job. I love when you compliment me. Oh, Sarah. Okay, that's it. That's it.
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Can you fetch me the 20s? Huh? Can you fetch me the 20s? Fetch? Fetch? Please. Please.
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Give me a kiss and I'll do it. F***ing creepo. This shit's fetch.
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I'm going to get a real red pill in this hole. Homie's creepo, not sneaker. Hey, sweetheart.
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Hey, you want to set it on my thighs. Like that one on that thigh. Yeah, I want to set
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it on your thighs. There you go. Okay, walk away. I'm just making sure you got it right.
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Is everything good? Yes, everything's good. Okay. Let me spot you. Stop. Get away from
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me. Yeah. Yeah. What the f***? Her physique is confusing to me. I don't know if I want to
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fight her or kiss her. I tend to have that problem with men.
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No one calls that LMAO. Chat, is connection good? Everything's good? Audio sounds good?
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Let me know if there's a problem. Cool. Nice. Yes. That's it? That was 10. Three more than
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you. I did more than seven. Come on. Good math, but no, you didn't. You did five regular
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two hammer. You're going to count those. Okay. Uh, 35 is too much. Wait, my, I can't
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look closely on her. Dude. What? Was that too far? What are you looking at your app wash
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for? Are you calling the police? Don't do s*** like that. Okay, okay, okay. Or you can
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have fun with the OF girls by yourself. I'm not coming. Can you come and defend me from
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them? Protect me from their degeneracy? No. Can you back me up there? If it actually
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gets bad with the OF girls, can you come and, like, make it entertaining? I was thinking
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about that, like, if it's actually really annoying, I can call you to, like, shield me.
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No, I'm not coming. You can have fun with the OF girls. I'm not going. Period. It's for
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Neon, it's not for me. Doesn't matter. Can you come? No. You'll come. I'm not coming.
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She's coming. No means yes. Okay. Consent is a myth. Consent is a myth. No means yes.
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Why are we starting with curls? Stop moving. You want to keep your shoulders back.
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This is too much weight. 35 is too much. Go down. Oh, I felt something pop. Okay, put him
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down. Put him down. I got you. I'm so sorry. What's your name, by the way? Micah. Micah.
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Okay. That's your man? No, like, he's my guy. He's my guy. You guys are fucking? No. Okay,
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stop. No, he has a girlfriend. That's my guy, though. Oh, you're cheating? That's what I'm
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talking about, man. Okay, let me get the 30s on. You're going to get him in trouble by saying
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shit like that. No, no, it's cool. I respect it. I know how it go. It's a game, Sarah. You
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Like, rate my physique 1 through 10. Sarah. Hmm? How's my physique? I haven't seen your
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legs. That doesn't count. Oh, like upper body physique? Yeah. Oh.
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An eight. He's like untamed. Uncontrollable. He cannot help himself. I'm a lion.
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Why did that just happen? Why is this hard? Okay, if we go to triceps already, this is...
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Dude, come on. Stop being a bitch. Girl, a bitch just call me a bitch.
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I'm a fucking bitch. What'd you call me? Super sick. Reps for Jesus. Okay, one more.
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Homie is pantsing over 30-pound dumbbells. That's insane. I'm big now. Yo, guys, how much
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do you guys curl? 20? Dude, don't even lie right now.
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Depends on how much I aim for you. Seated or stay? Seated. You guys look like breakdancers.
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90? Yeah. Keep recording. Yeah. What's up? What's packing?
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I like your work. I just want. I can take it off on a curl. I move to the gym. I don't
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really work out like that. What's going on? How much do you do?
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It's a real watch. Maybe it's weighing me down. They kind of do. What? I think that's what
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it is. I'll hold it for you. I don't trust her. I want to talk to bro science. Wait, let me
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go. I want to talk to bro science real quick. I've never talked to him. Real quick, real quick.
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Chats, you know this guy? Yes, I know him. Dom Mazzetti. What's going on? I know your
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name is Mike, but I know you by Dom. Yeah, what's going on, brother? So what are you working
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on today? So I actually lightly tore my pec a week ago. How? Oh, that was the bad news.
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Okay. Yeah, benching. But so we're just rehabbing right now. Are you curling or?
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This. You're trying to bait me into tearing my other fucking back. No, I'm just saying
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like, are you like curling or like, what's going on here? Yeah. This is how I end up hurting
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myself. No, no, please, don't, please. Yeah, I can do this. Okay. Yeah, no pain there.
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He had me in my room doing push-ups back in seventh, eighth grade going, super set, super
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reps for Jesus. With the bandana on. You know, you don't make those videos anymore.
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Infrequently. Yeah, maybe like once every two months, stuff like that. Your regular voice
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is so off-footing. So calm, right? Can I curl it? What is this, 25 each? Yeah, you got that.
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I don't know, man. I don't know, man. Yeah, no. No. Can I have some trend?
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No, like, go away. Thanks, man. Appreciate that. You really like to get in the bathroom or something.
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Yeah, where do I inject it? Throw it up in the air? Yeah, see where it goes. I appreciate
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that, bro. All right, good workout. Can I grab it? I got it. Stop. Mike, who do you think
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has bigger arms? Me or Sneeko? We established. Did you have a measuring tape? I need to get
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a bigger pump before. I need to get the pump. They're kind of the same shape. Right? We
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have the same muscle insertions. Is it weird that she dabs up like a dude? No, he's known
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me for long enough. I actually gave her like a one-arm hug earlier and she was like weirded
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out by it. Yeah. I'm like a dabber-upper. We're like, oh, what up, Holmes? The snap
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is crazy. I don't like that. I'm not a snapper. Oh, I'm a big snapper. You're going to get
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Mike right or what? I'm hoping to. Yeah, you better. Homie's doing a pussy. I'm trying
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to get a bunch of people to come over and say, hey, man, we're going to do this, you're
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going to do that. I'm not going to tear my lip, but I see it. Oh, sorry. Okay, keep
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going. So that was the bad news. She tore his... Yeah, I know. How'd you tear it?
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By benching. Oh, how much? I was working up. We were going to do 275 and I was warming
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up and it was just on the bottom of the 265, 255. Damn. It doesn't look torn. It feels
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all right, but it's not... A torn isn't visible. How do you know? Because I know. It's inside.
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It's a ligament. It could be. If you want to know, who's got to ask? Oh, he's got the
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rehab shirt. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you could see it when it tears, right? This is Mark.
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It depends on like the grating of the tear. Yeah. If there was like a complete rupture, he's
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going to have bruising. You might see like the tendon retract. Right, right. So basically
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I'm right and the girl's wrong. No. I'm not getting in the middle of that. Oh, okay. You're
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both right and both wrong. There you go. I hate it. That was good. You're good. See, we're
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kind of going through something right now. I'm a diplomat. I'm a diplomat. Okay. You've
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got enough damage. One more. One more. Oh. Okay, triceps. No, wait. We've got to ask someone
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else whose arms are bigger. Can we lift before? Let's get a pump in. Let's get a pump
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and do it afterwards. One more person. I need a pump. Why are you arguing with me? Then
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you, here, you take this. I feel dry. No, keep it, keep it. Then let's go ask one more
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person. Fine, sure. Okay, come with me. What is ego lifting? That's why I boxed. Guys, we have
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a question for you. Can you answer it truthfully? If you want to emasculate me, I know what the
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answer is. No, I want, I want to know who has bigger arms. Me or this? You sure? Yeah.
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You don't need, like, measuring tape? No, sure don't. I need a tricep pump before you
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can. Dude, you're. That's my guy, man. He's glazing you. Right. Yeah. It's red pill
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versus feminism right now. Thank you. Oh. Okay, you got your, you got your ego. Yeah, I
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did. I did. Can we do triceps now? Yeah. Thank you, guys. Thank you. She's the worst trainer
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ever. It's just making me feel bad. There we go. We heard it here first. Okay. Sneeko has a little
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they judge. Well, you heard it from the dude. And men are always right. Women think emotionally,
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so you can't actually trust their judgment. They could be bleeding. What is she bleeding
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right now? She doesn't know what she's saying. You're actually such a dick. Like she's hormonal.
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You are so disrespectful. It's actually insane. What's disrespectful about period?
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No, but I'm saying you're just assuming it. I'm saying she could be bleeding right now.
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Like, oh, I make no sense. But that's not how it goes. It's not like everything's out the window
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when you're on a period. Oh, it is. It is. Oh, okay. Because you would know, right? Yeah. Well, actually,
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the Quran says that when your wife is on her period, you have to stay away from her for
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that week. That week? Yeah. Yeah. So are you actually, are you bleeding? Because I can't.
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Want to make sure. Actually, I am. Thank God. We had enough working. Are you
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icy actually? Let's look. That was easy. Are you sure? Oh, there's a little something.
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Okay. Okay. Let's look. Let's look. Let's look. Let's look. Let's look. You need to like,
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this is getting weird. You need to chill back. You need to chill back. You need to chill back. You need to chill back.
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You didn't snap after this one. Let's do the triceps. Please. Please. Good.
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That was a good please. Good girl. Don't talk to my camera. I did good. Yeah. Look at my physique.
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Like, I'm like, I'm good. You actually look big though. I'm good looking. They call me sticko
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every single day. They make fun of my physique. Sticko. I can do the bodybuilder fucking.
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But for some reason, like this is what she does. They like put their fingers to like, what does this
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have to do with flexing? I don't know, but you look so fruity. What the? Trying to flex.
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What do you mean? That was masculine. Chat. Chat. Was that fruity or not? Chat. Chat.
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We shouldn't even be allowed to work out in the same gym. We should have men only gyms,
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No one forced you to come here. You did. You've been, you were texting me nonstop.
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Please come. Please come. It's almost three. She was. She was spamming. She was spamming.
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The nice, I definitely started. Oh, you did start. You did start. So done. Yeah.
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I'll do one more because you're, I'm stronger than you.
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Oh, that's good. Good, good. Keep going. Relax your face. Relax your face.
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I just look extra Asian every curl. That's how I know. When I look like my cameraman.
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Show him what you look like. That's how you know I'm getting a good rep in.
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Say his son. Oh, no. It's not. It's not. It's not.
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You see Dom Lazzetti's here? It's Dom Lazzetti to me. Forever.
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I was such a big Dom Lazzetti fan, Bro Science Life.
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YouTube used to have a top eight section way before I was banned, where you could put your favorite channels.
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And Bro Science Life was one of them. That's like, you know, MySpace, you could have top eight.
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No, I didn't think it'd be to this extent. No, I didn't. No, Bro. You and I film content like this all the time and there's a fine line between making it funny and then making it totally inappropriate.
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Even right now, I'm looking through the mirror and you're spotting me with you like almost thrusting me.
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I didn't, I was just grabbing, doing what you did.
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Really? You don't even believe what you're saying right now?
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No, I don't. Come on, sir. We made a truce. We made a truce.
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Alright. No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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We didn't, we didn't do any legs. We did three sets of curls.
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Like, no, let's just be normal and have a good workout.
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I know, but it's like, I asked about it last time and they were like,
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Yeah, but, yeah, listen, I don't give a fuck.
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Give some wise words to my, to my YouTube audience.
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Do not let the control mechanisms control what you have to say.
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That is worth advice, and I'm bigger than I've ever been before.
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So a lot of people let those ideas kind of hold them back.
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They let other outside forces control what they say and what they do.
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No, like, in her content, get a little bit of, like, get some clout from her.
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When you're, like, getting a little from Fousey 2.
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No, I'm saying, like, her right now, you're getting a little bit from her.
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No, but Sarah's like, I would hang out with her off camera.
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And thank you for spending hundreds of dollars.
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I really appreciate it, but I just want you to fuck off so I can take you money.
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You actually look better than I thought you were going to look.
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Because you want to try and keep it as wide as you can.
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Like, the more you pull it down, the more it will give you that, like.