SNEAKO - January 08, 2025


SMOKING WEED IS FOR LOSERS.


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

165.47691

Word Count

2,349

Sentence Count

303

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 If you're smoking weed, here's your sign to stop.
00:00:19.240 It is 5.09 a.m.
00:00:22.580 And I'm going back to Florida for the first time,
00:00:25.440 leaving New York for the first time.
00:00:26.900 Since I moved back to New York,
00:00:28.580 I'm going to step in Miami.
00:00:30.100 Aiden's throwing a surprise,
00:00:31.840 fake surprise birthday party for Jake Future.
00:00:33.880 So plan is to go there, do the party,
00:00:36.080 and fly back in the same day.
00:00:37.660 I got to pack.
00:00:38.340 I never wake up early.
00:00:39.780 Yeah, I don't even...
00:00:40.900 My brain's not on yet.
00:00:43.100 I'm just going to go.
00:00:44.120 Could use a coffee.
00:00:45.180 I'm all packed up, in and out.
00:00:46.680 Every time I wake up early,
00:00:47.940 I realize it's just as simple as getting out of bed.
00:00:50.580 I oversleep too much,
00:00:51.760 so this is going to be a good process for me.
00:00:54.920 Busy fucking day.
00:00:56.000 Busy day.
00:00:56.980 We're going to do it.
00:00:57.740 We're going to do it.
00:00:58.320 I'm late to my flight.
00:00:59.500 You know, I'm late to my flight.
00:01:00.680 I'm late to my flight.
00:01:08.880 It's 5.54.
00:01:10.260 You got to get your ticket at the kiosk an hour before.
00:01:13.680 So we're kind of close.
00:01:16.300 I checked it on the app.
00:01:17.840 Tavi, this manager spelled my name wrong,
00:01:19.900 but it should be good to go.
00:01:20.980 She don't believe in shooting stars,
00:01:23.860 but she believe in shoes and cars.
00:01:26.900 Wood floors in the new apartment.
00:01:29.540 Okay, well, after all this time,
00:01:30.980 it feels weird going back to Miami.
00:01:32.720 I saw a couple BBLs in line,
00:01:34.220 and I can feel myself getting sucked back into Miami already.
00:01:39.380 I don't want to leave,
00:01:40.520 and I haven't even got there yet.
00:01:44.120 $15, like $14.99.
00:01:45.440 This is a $15 sandwich?
00:01:46.680 Yes.
00:01:47.200 No, I appreciate you telling me.
00:01:48.380 A lot of people wouldn't say that.
00:01:49.600 Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to let you know.
00:01:51.040 $15.
00:01:51.980 A lot of people bring it.
00:01:52.880 I'm going to put it back.
00:01:54.680 Out of principle, I can't do that.
00:01:56.360 This sandwich is $15.
00:01:57.680 $15.
00:01:58.780 I can't eat that.
00:01:59.860 It must be delicious.
00:02:00.780 The annoying part is I'm really hungry.
00:02:03.980 I really wanted that sandwich.
00:02:05.960 Five minutes to board.
00:02:07.220 Fuck.
00:02:07.800 What is the check and close?
00:02:09.660 In like three minutes.
00:02:11.100 There you go.
00:02:11.640 All set.
00:02:12.620 Three minutes.
00:02:13.880 By the way, Tav, 31A.
00:02:16.360 Really, dude?
00:02:17.200 I could have stayed home.
00:02:18.180 Very annoying when people put you on seat 87D.
00:02:21.180 I could have just booked the flight myself, you know?
00:02:23.980 I could afford it.
00:02:25.700 Nice, man.
00:02:28.480 If you have sweaty hands, don't shake my hand.
00:02:32.840 Don't linger it, too, and swipe it off when you shake my hand.
00:02:51.180 Just landed.
00:03:05.060 Still at the airport.
00:03:06.040 I feel like a tourist in my own city.
00:03:08.400 This is still my city, you know?
00:03:09.700 It's still my city.
00:03:10.520 But I used to come back to Miami and feeling like I'm on vacation.
00:03:13.680 I miss it.
00:03:14.180 I miss my car.
00:03:15.100 I miss my place.
00:03:16.040 I miss Brickle.
00:03:17.420 I'm glad to be back.
00:03:18.460 I miss the sun.
00:03:19.280 It's like nice and warm here.
00:03:20.540 It's been freezing in New York.
00:03:22.500 Why did I go to New York again?
00:03:23.760 I don't even know why I did that.
00:03:29.560 Well, there's my place with the plaques gone.
00:03:33.940 Damn.
00:03:34.180 I always loved this balcony.
00:03:42.000 It's so weird being back.
00:03:44.060 I don't want to, like, harp on nostalgia too much, but it really doesn't feel real.
00:03:49.280 Something's off.
00:03:50.140 It's like I'm dreaming.
00:03:51.120 Hey, there you are.
00:03:52.940 Old buddy, old pal.
00:03:54.720 Oh, buddy, old pal.
00:03:56.400 I miss you, buddy.
00:03:57.860 Mwah.
00:03:58.460 Miss you.
00:03:59.440 Oh, man.
00:04:00.880 Miss streaming, too.
00:04:02.060 I really do.
00:04:02.720 What about a spark of a string?
00:04:04.640 Dude, this is so strange.
00:04:06.940 You know what it is?
00:04:07.880 Because I've moved a lot in my teens and my 20s, but I've never had the place that I moved
00:04:14.480 out of, you know?
00:04:15.880 So it's like stepping in a time capsule.
00:04:18.100 I'm like, oh, these memories.
00:04:19.380 But yeah, I need to get some sun.
00:04:20.640 Let me get some sun while I'm here.
00:04:22.020 Also, I have none of my clothes.
00:04:24.920 Look at the closet I left.
00:04:26.060 I left all this.
00:04:27.860 So I haven't been back here since Thanksgiving, 2024.
00:04:30.820 This jacket was $3,000.
00:04:33.520 I should have never paid $3,000 for this fucking jacket.
00:04:36.440 Why did I do that?
00:04:37.360 To be honest, I don't really want any of these clothes.
00:04:39.840 All right, I'll just leave it.
00:04:40.860 Let's get some sun, huh?
00:04:42.080 I'm going to go on my Hellcat for the first time in a long time.
00:04:45.680 I miss that Hellcat.
00:04:49.360 You're going to hear it purr.
00:04:50.420 That thing is filthy, bro.
00:05:05.000 Oh, my Lord.
00:05:06.280 I have not washed this in...
00:05:08.240 Dude.
00:05:09.240 My baby.
00:05:10.420 I miss you so much.
00:05:12.400 Let's go.
00:05:13.560 Come on.
00:05:15.000 Oh, man.
00:05:16.920 Let me show you how much I miss this thing.
00:05:18.560 Ready?
00:05:18.740 Ready, ready, ready.
00:05:19.940 I dream about this sometimes.
00:05:28.640 Oh, man.
00:05:29.740 The tires are really low.
00:05:32.180 Oh, man.
00:05:35.060 Why does it sound like that?
00:05:37.440 Did you hear that?
00:05:38.160 The crazy thing, I have offered this place to three of my family and friends to just use
00:05:46.560 my apartment while I'm in New York, and nobody took it.
00:05:49.120 You know, actually, I live a pretty fun life.
00:05:59.860 I got it pretty good.
00:06:01.100 Thank God for the day.
00:06:02.040 Thank God for everything.
00:06:03.080 Because this is not bad.
00:06:04.780 This is good living.
00:06:05.860 Alhamdulillah.
00:06:06.260 I do have to say, all things considering, Brickle's looking a little bummier in just like a month
00:06:12.540 and a half.
00:06:13.100 A little poorer, you know?
00:06:17.420 What'd you just say?
00:06:18.680 Think about this.
00:06:20.060 I missed you, brother.
00:06:23.560 I missed you, brother.
00:06:24.760 Glad to see you, man.
00:06:25.900 I think I'm going to be going to change.
00:06:27.280 I'm happy for him.
00:06:28.220 Glad to see the improvements.
00:06:29.700 Awesome content, by the way.
00:06:31.300 Shout out to you for doing that.
00:06:32.180 I've been your brother.
00:06:33.040 And my success.
00:06:34.560 More life.
00:06:35.400 Okay, more life.
00:06:43.020 There's a funny picture of me when I was about 20 years old, and I rented a Camry.
00:06:48.160 Because when you're in New York, coming here with a couple hundred dollars, maybe a rack,
00:06:52.420 two racks, is a major vacation.
00:06:54.540 Get a B&B, get a little rental vehicle, go to the beach.
00:06:57.940 And I remember one of my grandma's friends took us on this boat, and I saw the view of Miami
00:07:02.420 Beach and the buildings, and I always thought, why would anybody not live here?
00:07:06.740 This place is the best.
00:07:08.420 You have good weather, beautiful women, good food.
00:07:11.000 The buildings are cool.
00:07:12.240 This is the place to be.
00:07:13.860 I'm going to live in Miami one day.
00:07:15.320 Fast forward during the years of COVID, and I'd come down here for a little break throughout
00:07:19.760 the pandemic.
00:07:20.520 Because New York, I had to show my fake vaccine card to the gym.
00:07:24.780 To eat breakfast or get a coffee, I had the fake vaccine card.
00:07:28.320 Miami was free.
00:07:29.440 I thought it was so cool with my little $200 rental car.
00:07:34.220 Coming from New York, just being in Miami feels like you made it.
00:07:38.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:42.420 This is what Saga feel like in the nighttime.
00:07:44.500 Watch what she do when the lights shine.
00:07:46.280 Drunk niggas trying to talk in a strip club.
00:07:48.360 Shout a silhouette look like a dollar sign.
00:07:50.940 Ca-caught up.
00:07:52.140 That's just how a nigga brought up.
00:07:54.460 Blowing ones for your loony ass niggas.
00:07:56.220 Straight bells for your toony ass niggas.
00:07:58.100 My nigga's bigger than a bouncer.
00:08:00.400 Roll up and a bitch still smell like a house.
00:08:02.300 Just had a really good call with this business-y rich crypto guy.
00:08:06.780 Good to maintain these relationships.
00:08:08.820 I'm excited for this year.
00:08:09.980 Wait, you said I look like who?
00:08:10.940 Bro, it's just like Sneak Out.
00:08:12.040 Really?
00:08:12.900 I don't see it.
00:08:15.100 Miami, Epstein Island over here.
00:08:17.100 It's a membership club.
00:08:18.360 It's like a million bajillion dollars just to have access to get on there so they can stay away from the rest of you.
00:08:25.700 I'm not allowed there either.
00:08:26.860 See, I'm not a cocaine guy, but that building looks like the place to do cocaine on.
00:08:31.360 That's a building you want to rip some fat lines on, huh?
00:08:33.980 With the boy?
00:08:34.640 Oh, my God.
00:08:45.760 Oh, man.
00:08:47.020 There was so much traffic coming back from South Beach, but just got off a long yap call.
00:08:52.780 And I'm very optimistic business-wise about 2025.
00:08:56.640 Big things that I want to talk about, but I probably should not yet.
00:08:59.700 I'm in a good position.
00:09:01.200 Good position.
00:09:01.920 I just closed my fourth house from last year, from 2024 or so.
00:09:06.700 But it was to the point, you know, because when my mom saw the X revenue, she's like,
00:09:10.740 do you need to have two apartments or why don't you sell your car?
00:09:13.520 I'm going to keep my car.
00:09:15.180 I'm going to keep both my places.
00:09:17.380 Things are good.
00:09:18.220 Things are good.
00:09:18.920 We don't need to.
00:09:19.880 We can relax.
00:09:20.860 We don't need to relax and calm down a bit.
00:09:23.820 What are you doing here?
00:09:25.360 Doing therapy on my shoulder.
00:09:26.620 How are you?
00:09:27.160 Great to see you, man.
00:09:27.880 Always looking good.
00:09:28.920 Always looking good.
00:09:29.840 I literally just flew back to Miami this morning.
00:09:31.740 First time back here in New York.
00:09:33.280 We moved back to New York.
00:09:34.100 The only person going back, right?
00:09:35.640 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:36.340 It was good to see.
00:09:37.020 I had no idea you were going to be here running to anybody.
00:09:39.020 I looked up and I'm like, damn, sneak up.
00:09:40.860 You're always, like, you have a meeting?
00:09:42.420 Where are you going?
00:09:42.860 You going to Mar-a-Lago?
00:09:43.940 No, I had therapy.
00:09:45.960 You know, I had some free shoulder service.
00:09:47.580 So just cranking.
00:09:49.220 And so I just popped back into the suit.
00:09:50.760 I had a real estate thing I had to go to earlier today.
00:09:53.240 So it was like.
00:09:53.680 Stay busy.
00:09:54.200 Suits, sweats, suits.
00:09:56.620 How's the shoulder doing?
00:09:58.040 It's coming.
00:09:58.860 It's coming.
00:09:59.760 Are you heading to this gym?
00:10:00.600 This is the best gym in Miami.
00:10:01.460 All right.
00:10:06.400 Running into Jay Waller, that was a complete coincidence.
00:10:10.040 Just a wall.
00:10:10.660 I've known that guy for years now.
00:10:11.900 Just see him on the street like that.
00:10:13.520 I'm realizing it's totally doable to do two cities.
00:10:16.120 I've only been here for, like, five hours.
00:10:17.940 And I've had a week of experiences.
00:10:21.100 Without even doing the stream, I'm here to do yet.
00:10:22.660 You can do two cities.
00:10:23.960 I got all these health drinks here.
00:10:25.580 I am late to the stream.
00:10:27.420 Great workout.
00:10:28.220 Great sauna.
00:10:29.120 Apple, mango.
00:10:30.120 So cucumber, banana, lemon kale, ginger shot, protein shake, protein thing.
00:10:37.260 And the reason I titled this video, Smoking Weed is for Losers, is because when I used
00:10:41.440 to come to Miami back then, renting out that Camry, that was the only difference between
00:10:45.900 me then and me now.
00:10:47.640 Was I was smoking weed.
00:10:49.080 And every time I succeeded, I would reward myself and get high the whole day.
00:10:53.740 Now I don't.
00:10:54.400 I'm realizing how much more productive I've been just by sleeping on the plane, for example,
00:10:58.880 waking up at four, sleeping two hours, all day long, meetings, meetings, meetings, picking
00:11:03.320 up the mail at my place that I haven't been to, seeing my new car, still enjoying myself,
00:11:07.620 going to the gym, doing a stream with all my friends, getting everything that I need
00:11:11.380 to get done.
00:11:11.960 Back when I was smoking weed, what I've done today was a week of activities.
00:11:17.160 Genuinely, a whole week.
00:11:18.100 I would get one thing done, like the gym, like one of those meetings, or maybe the
00:11:21.860 stream, or maybe the mail, and I would have called it a day and just smoked up, rolled
00:11:26.400 up a backwood, turned on some little baby and got high.
00:11:29.320 So maybe there's a metaphor in there, but simply put, if you're smoking weed, here's
00:11:32.700 your sign to stop.
00:11:33.880 Still hasn't gotten old, almost three years.
00:11:51.800 Dude!
00:11:53.260 Happy birthday, Jake!
00:11:54.940 Dude, Srico!
00:11:56.520 How you doing?
00:12:00.220 Dude!
00:12:01.140 Happy birthday, Jake.
00:12:02.000 Good to see you, buddy.
00:12:03.260 Some of you, Srico, in the chat, man.
00:12:04.760 He's here on the first stream, you know what I'm saying?
00:12:07.300 A lot of people are supposed to come.
00:12:08.760 You know who you are, right?
00:12:10.040 These videos are good, right?
00:12:10.860 I've been posting every day.
00:12:11.600 Amazing.
00:12:12.220 This is the camera I use to just get fisheye attachment, really simple stuff.
00:12:14.900 Oh my God, yeah.
00:12:15.860 Simple.
00:12:16.680 Bro, X paid me $88.
00:12:19.280 For what?
00:12:19.700 In December.
00:12:20.420 For one video?
00:12:21.240 For the month.
00:12:22.420 For how many videos?
00:12:23.140 For 35 videos, I made $135.
00:12:25.600 The first payout, the second one was $88.
00:12:27.600 You might as well go work at fucking McDonald's.
00:12:29.360 Put the fries in the bag.
00:12:30.260 Holy shit!
00:12:30.860 That's not even enough to, like, do the next subscription.
00:12:33.340 Dude!
00:12:33.400 A hundred bucks?
00:12:34.420 Elon, it's, like, pointless to be a unique content.
00:12:37.120 You just should put the steak logo everywhere.
00:12:38.920 Yeah.
00:12:39.400 You should be an OnlyFans creator.
00:12:40.680 Yeah, I know.
00:12:41.200 Sucking a microphone.
00:12:42.120 I'm telling you, that's what it takes, Nick.
00:12:43.280 I'm telling you, bro.
00:12:44.080 I want to break E.
00:12:45.500 Oh!
00:12:48.420 Really?
00:12:51.740 It's a shoelace.
00:12:52.680 It's a shoelace.
00:12:53.420 It's not a shoelace.
00:12:54.040 Damn!
00:12:55.980 I'm gonna lie.
00:12:56.540 I have a question.
00:12:57.380 Can I ask you one question?
00:12:58.900 What'd Ashley pull through just to say happy birthday?
00:13:01.840 I just said his name.
00:13:03.900 You called her on?
00:13:04.760 No, don't worry.
00:13:06.560 What the fuck?
00:13:07.220 For her's birthday!
00:13:07.960 For her's birthday!
00:13:09.240 Chat, for her's birthday, do a dollar up, yes or no?
00:13:12.580 Just for her's birthday, bro!
00:13:13.980 Happy birthday, dear Shane.
00:13:19.660 Happy birthday to you.
00:13:23.160 Blow, Jake, blow.
00:13:24.000 Make a wish.
00:13:24.660 Make a wish.
00:13:25.200 Two more.
00:13:27.240 Yeah!
00:13:31.600 Yeah!
00:13:36.160 Oh, yeah, Jake.
00:13:39.240 Yeah.
00:13:40.660 Put it on that wrist.
00:13:41.880 Say, go on!
00:13:43.180 Say, go on!
00:13:46.920 Hang on!
00:13:47.400 Hang on!
00:13:48.560 Hang on!
00:13:48.740 You're the best.
00:13:49.820 I don't mean to II.
00:13:50.480 Give me a wish.
00:13:51.160 Come on.
00:13:51.640 Switch and let me go on.
00:13:52.200 Get back the phone.
00:13:53.180 I don't mean to II.
00:13:54.080 Oh, yes!
00:13:54.440 Fine!
00:13:54.680 I go on.
00:13:54.800 segregated.
00:13:55.460 Put it on that wrist.
00:13:56.680 16 is who I wear them.
00:13:59.480 What I can say!
00:14:01.820 Is there you be...
00:14:03.500 Why?
00:14:04.080 How I can say...
00:14:04.340 It's like me dancing.
00:14:06.140 What do I want?
00:14:07.380 Hope I have enjoyed the gry but yoop?
00:14:09.160 I won't even say yeop.
00:14:09.760 Come on, let's all!
00:14:10.600 Maybe he Can come on!