SNEAKO - August 17, 2023


SNEAKO 1v1s Adin Ross In A Basketball Game


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

78.73122

Word Count

786

Sentence Count

135

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm sweating the shit.
00:00:14.400 You want to play NBA 3?
00:00:16.480 Play what?
00:00:17.200 Black or white?
00:00:18.880 Uh, white.
00:00:19.840 Check.
00:00:20.260 No, black, black, black, black.
00:00:21.420 Black?
00:00:22.680 Alright.
00:00:23.800 I'll shoot for ball, yeah?
00:00:24.920 Oh, you just shot.
00:00:25.780 Here.
00:00:30.000 If I make it, I start.
00:00:33.580 I know how to play.
00:00:34.440 You know how to play?
00:00:41.040 Fuck.
00:00:45.840 Alright, Chad.
00:00:46.360 Who y'all got, bro?
00:00:48.680 Who gives a fuck
00:00:49.660 with playing basketball?
00:00:51.860 Y'all got to stop fucking bitching, bro.
00:00:54.380 Is it that?
00:00:54.920 Is it bad?
00:01:00.000 Alright, one sec, Chad.
00:01:05.480 Maybe restart it.
00:01:07.300 He's doing it right now.
00:01:08.820 He's resetting his mic.
00:01:14.680 Test, test, test, test, test.
00:01:15.960 How we doing?
00:01:17.200 Test, test, test, test, test.
00:01:19.000 Yo, my name is Aiden.
00:01:20.580 Snap.
00:01:21.280 My name is Aiden.
00:01:22.660 My name is Aiden.
00:01:25.380 I think it's good now.
00:01:26.900 Are we good, Chad?
00:01:27.500 We've never had that problem.
00:01:28.620 Y'all got to stop fucking bitching.
00:01:32.240 Alright, you start.
00:01:33.300 What happened to Aiden?
00:01:34.600 Having a baby.
00:01:36.360 Twos and ones.
00:01:38.060 So, twos and ones, so, that means
00:01:39.840 if you shoot a three, it's a two.
00:01:41.580 Okay.
00:01:41.900 You understand?
00:01:42.400 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:42.840 You sure?
00:01:43.340 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:43.800 Okay, game to seven.
00:01:45.760 Okay.
00:01:48.060 Who y'all got, Chad?
00:01:50.700 This motherfucker.
00:01:54.000 Fucking foul.
00:01:55.400 Yeah, he pushed the shit out of me, man.
00:01:56.860 You're calling it?
00:01:57.540 Alright, go ahead.
00:01:58.060 Go now.
00:01:58.360 Go, go, go.
00:01:58.820 It's okay.
00:01:59.120 It's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool.
00:02:00.280 My bad.
00:02:00.620 Oh, God, my bad.
00:02:01.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:02.080 Let's go, it's cool.
00:02:05.120 Fuck?
00:02:05.740 Yeah, shoot.
00:02:06.340 Okay.
00:02:07.980 Fuck.
00:02:08.400 You up, me, man.
00:02:14.500 Again?
00:02:21.040 Bro.
00:02:22.900 What the fuck?
00:02:23.880 Listen, I'm a white boy.
00:02:27.620 All white boys can shoot the rock.
00:02:29.400 Now you want to play up?
00:02:31.560 That's still nothing.
00:02:33.300 Fuck.
00:02:33.980 Fuck.
00:02:34.220 Fuck.
00:02:35.660 I jabbed.
00:02:45.260 Oh, Smeeko.
00:02:46.340 Oh.
00:02:46.600 Four.
00:03:04.700 Six-zero.
00:03:09.320 6-0, game point, so I wanted to yell something mean so bad so he'd miss the shot, but I
00:03:23.060 didn't, because I'm a good friend, and you know what I wanted to yell too, 6-1, my bad.
00:03:38.000 In and out, that's that cheese, I'm so sweaty, gross, shoot, my shoe,
00:04:07.000 6-2, Chad was going to yell Tammy right when he shot, but I didn't, because I'm respectful,
00:04:14.080 I could have, and he would have missed, that's nothing, all my life you missed it,
00:04:27.320 you say you called Davis for advice, Davis is going to be disappointed in me, I beat Davis
00:04:42.320 too, I beat all A&P, I've been to one, I already beat him, on my house, good play up, higher,
00:04:50.920 higher, higher, he just sees that my shoelace don't tie the fuck out of here, motherfucker,
00:04:56.820 bro, I'm about to just drive on him, wait, wait, wait, wait, what, it's 6-2?
00:05:06.920 Yeah, I really just want you to win so we can lift, don't clip that, don't clip that,
00:05:26.920 look at that, look at that, stop smiling, oh, cindigo, oh, ooooooh, oh, oooooh, ooooooh, oooo, oooh, oooh, ooooooh, oooh, ooooh, oooo, oooh, ooooooooh, ooooh, ooooh, oooo ok, ooooooh, ooooh, oooh, ooooh, ooooh, oooh, ooooh, oooooh, ooooh, ooooh.
00:05:42.020 Damn.
00:05:56.180 Fuck, man.
00:06:04.660 What is the problem with him?
00:06:07.260 Yeah.
00:06:08.440 Six-three.
00:06:12.020 Why am I playing like ass now?
00:06:20.900 He's driving, bro.
00:06:25.000 What?
00:06:27.240 What'd you do?
00:06:28.260 I didn't do anything.
00:06:28.760 You fucking hit the ball.
00:06:32.320 That goes, no, I'm gay.
00:06:42.020 No, let me show you the back down.
00:06:44.060 Stop, stop, stop.
00:06:44.840 Don't, don't, don't.
00:06:45.840 Come on.
00:06:46.780 Just the opposite.
00:06:49.900 Come on.
00:06:51.260 This game should have been over.
00:06:53.400 He misses it.
00:07:03.900 What the fuck?
00:07:05.440 See, this is why you never drink lean.
00:07:10.280 Okay.
00:07:10.740 I'll admit that.
00:07:12.220 Yeah.
00:07:12.900 Never drink lean.
00:07:13.860 Okay.
00:07:13.900 Let's go, bro.
00:07:35.320 Six-four.
00:07:45.000 I respect you.
00:07:46.280 You're going to treat that.
00:07:46.960 That's him.
00:07:48.180 Come on.
00:07:49.220 You're going to end it, bro.
00:07:50.640 What am I doing?
00:07:53.520 I'm going to back you down.
00:07:55.280 It's my butt in your crotch.
00:07:58.080 Come closer.
00:07:59.460 Stop, stop, stop.
00:08:00.600 Come on.
00:08:01.260 Come on.
00:08:05.320 Give me the gym in the shape, right?
00:08:19.240 Right?
00:08:21.060 Right?
00:08:21.380 Don't try me, don't try me.
00:08:22.320 Get one.
00:08:29.060 You called that?
00:08:30.380 Come on, you call it.
00:08:37.440 Bro.
00:08:37.840 Come here.
00:08:59.360 Come here.
00:09:00.300 Stop.
00:09:00.700 Okay.
00:09:11.080 Two Gs.
00:09:14.620 I went late.
00:09:16.300 I felt bad for him.
00:09:17.140 He's all like Seth Rogan-y.
00:09:18.640 He looks like Jonah Hill.
00:09:19.740 I didn't want to hurt him.
00:09:20.420 I don't want to hurt him.
00:09:20.500 Come here.
00:09:24.000 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:09:28.000 Two Gs, two Gs.
00:09:28.920 Two Gs.
00:09:31.220 I got all my points in the same corner and you didn't put up defense there.
00:09:36.080 Good game, Chad.
00:09:36.760 Two Gs.
00:09:38.660 My bad, bro.
00:09:39.960 Now I'm tired as fuck.
00:09:41.600 We just swarmed up.
00:09:42.520 Let's hit the bench.
00:09:43.020 Let's hit the bench.
00:09:43.060 Let's hit the bench.
00:09:45.060 Let's hit the bench.
00:09:47.020 Let's hit the bench.
00:09:49.020 Let's hit the bench.
00:09:50.060 Let's hit the bench.
00:09:50.700 Let's hit the bench.
00:09:53.920 Let's hit the bench.
00:09:56.220 Let's hit the bench.
00:09:57.040 Let's hit the bench.