SNEAKO - March 01, 2025
SNEAKO & Cheesur Finally Reunite *FULL CALL*
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about the NBA playoffs, what it's like to be a streamer on Twitch, and a little bit of everything in between. Also, we have a new guest on the show.
Transcript
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I thought you were going to look like a meth addict.
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I thought you were going to come back looking like a gambling addict.
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First thing I want to say, Sneeko, happy Ramadan, bro.
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Are you going to be – you're not going to fast.
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Well, technically it starts tomorrow, but it depends on your –
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in my opinion, it starts tomorrow, but it depends on what you think.
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I'm streaming on – you know, I'm just – I'm streaming.
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Because if I say party, you're going to be like, oh, no, look at you farming me for party.
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So, like, all jokes aside, fuck the stream, I'm actually happy for you.
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I'm going to live on Rumble, too, but cut Rumble, team.
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Got a really, really, really – like, the deepest weed addiction I've ever gotten into.
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I didn't even know she could walk there, dude.
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Like, I have the – they're cleaning my apartment right now.
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You probably pay her, like, 20 bucks a day, too.
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Are you going to act like you don't – you don't hire me?
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I pay them – I'm going to tip them well for the clip.
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Okay, wouldn't – you want her to get all dirty on the floor and stuff?
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Like, they're fucking grinding out here, dude.
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Bo, all the Clippers are on your dick, bro.
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Like, there's, like – they added me to a group chat called Cheezer Hate Group.
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I don't hate – they just go in and hate all the –
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all the Clippers are just riding your dick,
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trying to make it seem like your girlfriend's cheating.
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People are going to be weird in the streaming world.
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One thing I respect about you is your work ethic.
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because you make a lot of money really quickly.
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He just stalled for an hour and then went on stake.
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Yeah, the stake fucked up your work ethic.
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where he looks uncomfortable when they're cleaning.
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Trying to make people laugh and farm clips
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Let me tell you something about me and you, Sneeko.
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and I'm not taking breaks for another couple years.
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We're not these other streamers that can't take a break.
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and you got to put your mental health first, do that.
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We have to go to war and, like, we're crying about –
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we can't stream and farm a couple clips and, like –
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I'm so tired of hearing influencers talk about mental health.
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Yeah, you probably should have did that, right?
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Nobody wants to live like a little rat in an apartment.
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If you want to touch grass, you have to use an elevator.
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Oh, I mean, bro, why are we even talking about this?
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Because I always see, like, your mood goes up and down based on how much ETH is changing.
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So instead of letting your mind – because, like, every crypto – every gambling guy I know is just like you.
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But you guys treat it so instantaneous because you used to stake instant money.
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In three years, do you think ETH is going to be lower or higher?
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I know maybe your chat doesn't want to hear, like, financial advice,
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My advice for people who, like, who are used to instant money,
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It's something, like, real estate is stable and it's going to go up,
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So, if you're going to be emotionally invested into your money,
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don't put all of it into something you're going to get emotionally invested by
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If your mood is ruined, then you can't make income.
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You need to be stable so you can do your job still.
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If you diversify, even when it goes up and down, I don't care.
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Like, I'm not phased by the fact I lost, like, a lot in crypto.
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It's going to go back up and I'm fine because I know I have the safety of the real estate.
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I don't think I have that much more money than you.
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All my soul on my mother, on everything I love.
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You have minimum five times my money, six times my money on everything I love,
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Brother, have you checked Cheezer Eats Tracker?
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If I'm streaming for money, I have to work five years to be even again.
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Because, like, sometimes your face looks a little like –
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Mom and Duke's going through some stuff, but pretty good.
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You don't get phased by, like, the internet trolls and stuff saying, like,
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That I really might finish the rest of my life knowing I took what I had for granted.
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Like, when I'm 30, when I'm 30, god forbid, it might happen.
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And I'll be like, wow, I should not have been taking breaks.
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So you think that all the streaming was pointless because none of it really amounted to anything?
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I'm just trying to spell – I'm just trying to figure out what you're thinking.
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But, like, only with, like – I don't know, bro.
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This is why I don't like thinking about – like, see?
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Talking about money, now I feel like shit again.
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I guess you don't – I guess you're not in every gambler stream.
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If you're doing that, you're definitely loading.
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One time, I gave my friend $100 and I played on his phone.
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What do you mean you didn't do it if you gave him $100 to gamble it?
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So the time where you were telling everybody to do one advice is when you –
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That's, like, the average person doing, like, a Penny Depot.
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You're asking a question you know the answer to.
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You hate IRL streams and you want to sit at your desktop
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and you think you're the best desktop streamer.
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But, like, do you not feel like streaming is, like,
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I think the people that say that aren't adapting to the new times.
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People like to say that, I think, to cope and convince themselves
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And it's just like you just got to adapt always.
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you always say you're the best desktop streamer.
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Like, you said that I have to adapt to streaming now.
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How do I adapt to, like, what other people are doing?
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He's got, like, a Cluck and Bell employee coming in his room.
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You got Kai Sinat, Bat Caves, Lamborghinis in the background.
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And then I get Clown for not being able to do it.
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Like, you don't even need to have that in the back.
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If you play Red to Red Emerson, you can put on a cowboy hat
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and fucking get a lasso and whip people, you know, like,
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you can fucking, yeah, pretend to whip Slate.
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It's really, like, I think you're just, like, coping, dude.
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The way I see it, it should be you should put 30% –
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All the money, all your income, 30% should be reinvested,
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If you follow that method, like, that's the best method for longevity.
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That's, like, the biggest mistake I've ever done.
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Because you want it to go up and down because gambling changed your mind.
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I thought I was about to make the easiest million of my life.
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It's just like when strippers start making or OnlyFans girls make hundreds of Ks a month
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and they don't know how to readapt into society.
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you're never going to want to do anything the right way.
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You just want fast money instantly, just like a wanted win.
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See, that's what I mean by, like, now I'm more humble.
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Now, when it comes to, like, bro, I put in the whole million.
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Now, if you ever ask me to do that, the most I'm investing is, like, 10K.
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I'm trying to actually have a good combo with you, bro.
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So, you're not going to – but my thing is, like, gambling is the source of that problem
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because you guys think that, okay, look, I'm making all this money from the gambling stuff,
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but then you become a gambling addict and then lose it.
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Yeah, but you could say that for other people, but I've been gambling before all this.
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I was one of the first – I was – me and Lois were the first two streamers to ever stream gambling.
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I like being happy one day and being depressed one day.
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So, you don't want to – so, you like what you're doing?
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Yeah, but, like, now I don't have the chance to be happy.
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Back then, if I lose, like, something, I have the chance to be happy because I can chase and get it back.
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Now, it's going to be depressed for a couple months.
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So, do you like the fact that you're going to be depressed for a couple months or not?
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It's going to make me a better man in the future.
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All of this is, like, I swear – like, I don't want to bring up the Matrix stuff, but everything all lines together.
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That's the best way to take an L and be like, this is all a lesson.
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Do you hear that my washing machine beating?
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And we're like, dude, imagine not being tall.
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Every time I go out in public, any restaurant, bro, I'm damn near the shortest.
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And I know Caitlin would be like, yo, I really got the shortest man.
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I feel like tall people look down on short people.
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You know, like, you know, when rich and famous people pretend to be humble so that, you know,
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Like, you don't really talk about it because, you know, people can't change it and it gets
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Fat people, at least you could change being fat.
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I got lucky as fuck, though, because my freshman year, believe it or not, I was five foot two.
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Five foot two as a freshman in high school.
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I had the weirdest growth spurt in, I think, sophomore year, junior year.
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You went through puberty when you were like 17?
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I don't know if it was puberty exactly, but I got a lot taller.
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I've always been the shortest kid throughout school, until high school.
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I think that means, I don't know what that means.
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I don't know, because I know Chad's going to say it means low testosterone, but maybe I'm wrong.
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Like, I won't, I swear on my life I won't take offense.
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I'm actually curious, and I want to get it tested soon.
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No, that's like a normal white dude hairline, right?
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I was going to say 450, but I wasn't trying to be a dickhead.
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I'm not trying to be mean, but have you like seen Neon?
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I've never seen something like that in my life.
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It's like he's a rapper with a lean gut, but he doesn't drink lean.
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What the fuck is he eating for that to happen?
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Bro, you know like the tits where men start to get like tit nipples?
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What Hollywood shit are you talking about, bro?
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You ever seen UFC fighters and it looks like they have tits?
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No, I don't take no fucking shots in my tits, bro.
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It's just like it's a sign of low T where some people start developing boobs even if they're
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Dude, short guys, it's so easy to get jacked.
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I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, bro.
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Real time, you should probably do reverse Ramadan and just eat when everyone's fasting and just
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Like, you just shouldn't do Ramadan at this point.
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Life or death on the line, is she beating you in a fight?
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I just got so quiet after I said I can fight.
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This makes me sound like such a bitch, bro.
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I have, like, an actual problem developing, like...
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Don't be weird, but it's, like, right by my penis.
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Yeah, I don't know what the fuck happened.
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When it's, like, 7 a.m., time for sleep, I walk to my room.
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I think it's the muscle by your inner thigh, so just, like...
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I've never heard of your dick muscles hurting.
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I swear to God, my dick and balls doesn't hurt.
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I should do, like, probably three times a week.
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Like, my excuse is that I'm uploading every day.
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So you play CSGO and balloons tower defense all day.
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You're playing someone else's life in CSGO that was created by video game developers.
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The reason people play games is to escape life.
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There's not a lot of people like that where it's funny when you're...
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They're saying, ask Cheezer about the Bosnian elections.
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I can see him not caring as I'm talking about it.
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Last time I saw him, he said he wanted to fuck my girl with my girl sitting right by
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He said he's going to fuck my girl with her right here.
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I should be sticking up for myself, but I didn't at the time.
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Well, I guess the change is I'm not trying to appeal to, like...
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So right now, my chat, if you say, like, fuck women or, like, fuck gay people, there's
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And I'm trying to not, you know, I'm trying to broad...
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Like, I've been saying that nonstop for two and a half years, but just, like, right
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What do they think about Kanye, the shirt he's been wearing and stuff?
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The crazy thing is, you might actually be speaking Chinese, and I don't even know.
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I saw you call me chinko right before when I gifted you subs, you fucking weird racist.
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You guys, like, change your tone throughout the whole sentence.
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It's a lot to memorize, because you have to, like, gozi.
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If you, like, mispronounce it a little bit, it means a whole different thing.
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Hey, I thought this whole time you said you're not Chinese.
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And I don't know why my chat's laughing so bad at you speaking Chinese.
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I just said gibberish and all you believed in.
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I was trying to make fun of your ignorance and you all believed it.
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Wait, do they actually change their tone throughout the whole sentence?
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You're not even going to give him a little monkey content.
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I'm probably going to do like six, seven hours.
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So I'm going to just gamble for a little and then games and monkey.
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It's a fucking Bosnian fucking piece of shit.
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