SNEAKO - March 01, 2025


SNEAKO & Cheesur Finally Reunite ＊FULL CALL＊

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In this episode, we talk about the NBA playoffs, what it's like to be a streamer on Twitch, and a little bit of everything in between. Also, we have a new guest on the show.

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00:00:00 Go back into hiding.
00:00:00 Why are you here?
00:00:01 By the way, you look pretty good. 0.90
00:00:02 I thought you were going to look like a meth addict.
00:00:04 You're looking good. 1.00
00:00:06 Are you on like fucking Adderall? 0.99
00:00:08 Can you slow down a little bit? 1.00
00:00:09 This is how you talk.
00:00:10 I'm only talking about that.
00:00:11 This is how you talk.
00:00:11 Yeah, yeah.
00:00:12 Clean shaven and everything.
00:00:13 You don't look like a little gas station guy.
00:00:15 The face looks healthier, right?
00:00:16 The face actually looks healthier.
00:00:17 It does.
00:00:18 No pimples.
00:00:19 You're surprised.
00:00:20 I thought you were going to come back looking like a gambling addict.
00:00:22 First thing I want to say, Sneeko, happy Ramadan, bro.
00:00:24 Happy Ramadan.
00:00:24 Hey, Ramadan. 0.97
00:00:25 Ramadan Mubarak to everybody in the chat.
00:00:26 You too, right?
00:00:27 Happy Ramadan.
00:00:28 Ramadan, yeah.
00:00:30 Are you going to be – you're not going to fast.
00:00:32 All my life, I haven't ate anything today.
00:00:34 When can I eat?
00:00:36 You can't eat from 5 a.m. to 5 p.m.
00:00:41 That's difficult.
00:00:43 When the hell do I eat?
00:00:45 After 5 p.m.
00:00:46 5 a.m. to 5 p.m.
00:00:47 The 12-hour window on the side.
00:00:48 Oh, so I could eat from 5 p.m.
00:00:50 Wait, so I could eat right now.
00:00:51 Yeah, you're good.
00:00:52 Well, technically it starts tomorrow, but it depends on your –
00:00:54 in my opinion, it starts tomorrow, but it depends on what you think.
00:00:57 Wait, where are you at right now?
00:00:58 Where are you streaming on?
00:00:59 I'm in New York.
00:01:00 I'm streaming on – you know, I'm just – I'm streaming.
00:01:05 What kind of answer is that?
00:01:06 Because if I say party, you're going to be like, oh, no, look at you farming me for party.
00:01:10 No, I'm not like that.
00:01:11 No, I'm not like that, bro.
00:01:12 It's good.
00:01:13 I'm happy for you. 0.99
00:01:13 So, like, all jokes aside, fuck the stream, I'm actually happy for you. 0.99
00:01:16 I appreciate it. 0.99
00:01:16 I'm going to live on Rumble, too, but cut Rumble, team.
00:01:19 Cut Rumble.
00:01:20 I'm happy for him on, like, 70 platforms.
00:01:22 Rumble, party, hit, Twitch.
00:01:24 Yeah, I know.
00:01:25 I'm all over the place.
00:01:26 I'm all over.
00:01:27 What did you do in your break?
00:01:29 Honest?
00:01:30 Yeah, be honest.
00:01:31 You gambled.
00:01:34 Lost half a million dollars.
00:01:35 Got a really, really, really – like, the deepest weed addiction I've ever gotten into.
00:01:42 And playing Bloons Tower Defense 6.
00:01:43 Who is that?
00:01:44 There was a maid. 1.00
00:01:46 I didn't even know she could walk there, dude. 1.00
00:01:47 Like, I have the – they're cleaning my apartment right now.
00:01:50 You got a maid? 1.00
00:01:51 Why can't you just clean your apartment?
00:01:53 Because – 1.00
00:01:54 You're a piece of shit. 1.00
00:01:55 You probably pay her, like, 20 bucks a day, too. 1.00
00:01:57 You're a piece of shit. 1.00
00:01:57 Are you going to act like you don't – you don't hire me? 1.00
00:02:00 I pay them – I'm going to tip them well for the clip.
00:02:02 No.
00:02:02 I got a wife.
00:02:03 I got a wife.
00:02:03 I believe in having a wife.
00:02:04 My wife cleans for me.
00:02:05 Okay, wouldn't – you want her to get all dirty on the floor and stuff? 1.00
00:02:08 Like, they're fucking grinding out here, dude. 0.99
00:02:10 Hell, yeah. 0.99
00:02:11 That's what she's here for.
00:02:12 I pay the bills.
00:02:14 Okay, well, why are you doing that?
00:02:18 Why do I see – I don't know. 1.00
00:02:19 Bo, all the Clippers are on your dick, bro. 0.99
00:02:22 Like, there's, like – they added me to a group chat called Cheezer Hate Group. 1.00
00:02:25 I had to leave it.
00:02:25 It was just like –
00:02:26 Oh, you're the 10th streamer to tell me that.
00:02:28 Stop adding streamers to these group chats.
00:02:30 Like, why am I part of Cheezer Hate Group?
00:02:32 I don't hate – they just go in and hate all the – 1.00
00:02:34 all the Clippers are just riding your dick, 1.00
00:02:35 trying to make it seem like your girlfriend's cheating. 1.00
00:02:37 Like, I'm like, is he okay?
00:02:39 I thought you were going to come back and cry.
00:02:40 No, that's true.
00:02:40 I was – I actually did get cheated on.
00:02:43 You're trolling.
00:02:43 You didn't get cheated on.
00:02:45 I did.
00:02:45 But, I mean, what can I do, bro?
00:02:47 I'm deep in.
00:02:47 Are you – seriously?
00:02:50 Yeah.
00:02:51 Bro, I've known her since high school.
00:02:52 What do you want me to do?
00:02:52 Break up with her?
00:02:54 You'll be real?
00:02:55 With who?
00:02:57 Huh?
00:02:57 With who?
00:02:59 David.
00:03:00 Yeah, who does she cheat with? 1.00
00:03:02 I don't want to get into that.
00:03:03 People are going to be weird in the streaming world.
00:03:05 You're being dead serious?
00:03:07 No.
00:03:07 Okay, yeah. 1.00
00:03:07 What the fuck, bro? 1.00
00:03:08 What the fuck? 1.00
00:03:10 I'm just kidding. 1.00
00:03:10 Don't run off with –
00:03:12 They're saying –
00:03:13 I'm not even going to say it, actually.
00:03:14 But what have you been up to, Sneeko?
00:03:16 I've been out here grinding.
00:03:17 I'm posting my vlogs every single day.
00:03:19 It's like 90 days in a row right now. 0.99
00:03:20 Daily fucking vlogs. 1.00
00:03:22 Wait. 1.00
00:03:22 You've posted 90 days in a row.
00:03:24 Yeah, I started Thanksgiving.
00:03:25 So, that's November 28th.
00:03:27 And I posted – yeah.
00:03:28 So, it's almost 90 days now.
00:03:30 One thing I respect about you is your work ethic.
00:03:32 How do I, like, fix mine?
00:03:34 Dude, I mean, maybe –
00:03:35 You already know the app.
00:03:37 Like, gambling does fuck up your work ethic
00:03:38 because you make a lot of money really quickly.
00:03:40 I was watching Sweater Stream the other day.
00:03:42 He just stalled for an hour and then went on stake.
00:03:44 He did no content.
00:03:45 Random Sweater Stream.
00:03:47 No, I was on Sweater.
00:03:48 I go on Convy Stream and he calls me
00:03:49 so that he can get a segment.
00:03:51 And then they gamble for six hours.
00:03:53 Like, the stake fucked up your work –
00:03:55 My bad. 0.99
00:03:56 He's fucking back in it. 0.99
00:03:57 Yeah, the stake fucked up your work ethic. 0.99
00:03:59 I don't know if you heard the news.
00:04:00 I'm not on a stake anymore right now.
00:04:01 So, did you sign a new gambling deal?
00:04:03 Like, well, what are you doing now?
00:04:05 Yeah, I'm on –
00:04:06 Yeah, I want to announce it a little bit.
00:04:07 A little bit.
00:04:08 This stream I'm going to announce it.
00:04:09 Just not yet.
00:04:09 Okay, okay, okay.
00:04:12 Yeah, okay. 1.00
00:04:13 He's the fucking – 1.00
00:04:15 There's another one over there. 1.00
00:04:16 Are you, like, awkward with your maid?
00:04:18 No, I'm pretending to be awkward
00:04:21 because I want that viral XQC clip
00:04:22 where he looks uncomfortable when they're cleaning.
00:04:24 I –
00:04:24 Those just –
00:04:25 Everything's –
00:04:26 We're all –
00:04:26 She's –
00:04:27 You know how it is, bro.
00:04:28 Like, everything we do is false.
00:04:29 Like, we're just on camera trying to –
00:04:30 Trying to make people laugh and farm clips 1.00
00:04:32 and fund our shit. 1.00
00:04:33 Yeah, see, this internet shit got you 1.00
00:04:35 losing your mind right now. 1.00
00:04:36 Like, I'm a normal kid now, bro.
00:04:37 I know.
00:04:37 I can tell you're losing your mind.
00:04:38 I'm not kidding.
00:04:39 All I do is work.
00:04:40 All I do –
00:04:41 I'm on camera all day long.
00:04:42 All I do is go.
00:04:43 Why don't you take a break, bro?
00:04:44 Do what I do.
00:04:45 Take a break when you get burned out.
00:04:46 I took the two-week break before Thanksgiving
00:04:48 and then I came back.
00:04:49 All this year, I'm just going to –
00:04:50 I want to upload every single day.
00:04:52 Let me tell you something about me and you, Sneeko.
00:04:54 Okay.
00:04:54 And obviously, it's not good to take breaks
00:04:56 and I'm not taking breaks for another couple years.
00:04:58 Me and you could not stream for five years
00:05:00 and come back to the same viewers. 1.00
00:05:01 Like, bro, we're empires in this shit. 0.99
00:05:03 We're not these other streamers that can't take a break. 0.99
00:05:05 If you're tired, bro,
00:05:06 and you got to put your mental health first, do that. 1.00
00:05:09 Yeah, mental health fucking – 1.00
00:05:11 What? 1.00
00:05:13 We have to go to war and, like, we're crying about –
00:05:17 we can't stream and farm a couple clips and, like –
00:05:19 Kiko, my mental health has been so bad.
00:05:22 I'm so tired of hearing influencers talk about mental health.
00:05:24 I don't care, bro.
00:05:26 I don't care.
00:05:27 There's worse things in the world.
00:05:28 Every time I feel that way,
00:05:29 I just think about other stuff going on
00:05:31 and I'm like, like, I got an easy life.
00:05:33 I get to sit in here and talk to my community.
00:05:35 Who really cares, bro?
00:05:36 One thing I will say, though,
00:05:38 this break humbled me so bad, bro.
00:05:40 Like, I'm actually, like –
00:05:41 my head was so gassed up,
00:05:42 I actually thought I was, like –
00:05:43 I don't even know.
00:05:44 I was so gassed up in the head.
00:05:45 Now I'm so humble.
00:05:46 I'm so humble now.
00:05:47 Oh, you gassed up for what?
00:05:48 For the money?
00:05:49 For the clout?
00:05:49 Like, what was gassing you up?
00:05:51 Money and clout both.
00:05:53 I let it get to me
00:05:54 and I'm never letting that happen again.
00:05:55 I never noticed that in you.
00:05:56 I would never consider you an arrogant person.
00:06:02 No, I was low-key arrogant.
00:06:03 Like, I was calling a lot of people poor 0.99
00:06:04 and bums and all that shit, 0.99
00:06:05 but life always comes full circle 0.99
00:06:07 and I lost, like –
00:06:08 I don't know if you –
00:06:08 have you heard what happened to ETH?
00:06:10 Yeah, it's, like, 2.1 right now.
00:06:12 Bitcoin is at 79.
00:06:13 Solana is at, like, 140.
00:06:13 I bought in at 3,500, 1 million.
00:06:15 Every dollar to my name.
00:06:17 All my soul.
00:06:19 Why would you do that?
00:06:20 I thought it was low.
00:06:22 Why don't you diversify?
00:06:23 Get some Solana, some Bitcoin.
00:06:25 I'm seeing a guy named Norm G
00:06:27 saying this is just a start.
00:06:28 I put in, like, 400K in Solana,
00:06:30 600 in ETH.
00:06:31 Every day, I'm losing 40 grand.
00:06:33 Every day.
00:06:33 I don't care about money anymore.
00:06:35 Money is, like, literally out of my brain.
00:06:37 I mean, do you have any real estate?
00:06:38 Because it's a little funny.
00:06:40 I mean, it's just –
00:06:41 Money is trying to act funny.
00:06:42 You know I don't got no real estate.
00:06:45 Yeah, you probably should have did that, right?
00:06:47 Diversify your income, right?
00:06:48 Like, get a couple – 1.00
00:06:49 Are you a fucking weirdo? 1.00
00:06:50 How is that weird? 1.00
00:06:51 Yeah, buy a couple houses.
00:06:53 You get some crypto.
00:06:53 You invest into yourself.
00:06:54 Too late now.
00:06:55 Now I can't –
00:06:56 All right, right there, let me stop you.
00:06:57 How the hell am I going to buy a house in 2025
00:06:59 when 1,000 square feet is 600K?
00:07:03 Maybe in –
00:07:04 I can't afford a home.
00:07:05 Yeah, you can.
00:07:05 You can get a house for, like, 300K.
00:07:09 No, you can't.
00:07:10 Yeah, you can.
00:07:10 I have four houses.
00:07:11 It's going to be one street down the hood.
00:07:15 Like, if you want a good area,
00:07:16 you have to pay at least 500.
00:07:17 I'm so serious.
00:07:17 You can get a condo.
00:07:18 You can buy a condo. 0.64
00:07:20 Nobody wants to live like a little rat in an apartment. 0.97
00:07:22 Hell no. 0.97
00:07:23 That's just –
00:07:23 No, that's the most depressing life.
00:07:25 That's just not true.
00:07:26 I have tenants in all my houses.
00:07:27 If you want to touch grass, you have to use an elevator.
00:07:29 I could just go walk out my front door.
00:07:32 So you don't think you would get tenants?
00:07:34 I don't even know what that is.
00:07:36 People that rent the house that you're buying.
00:07:38 Oh, I mean, bro, why are we even talking about this?
00:07:42 I don't got a house.
00:07:43 I don't got nothing.
00:07:44 Because I always see, like, your mood goes up and down based on how much ETH is changing.
00:07:47 So instead of letting your mind – because, like, every crypto – every gambling guy I know is just like you.
00:07:51 You guys treat crypto like it's gambling.
00:07:53 You're looking at it like, oh, I'm down 40K.
00:07:55 It's going to go up.
00:07:56 In a long time frame, crypto goes up.
00:07:58 But you guys treat it so instantaneous because you used to stake instant money.
00:08:01 You click fruit and you get money.
00:08:02 It's not that.
00:08:03 It's going to go up. 0.99
00:08:04 So just, like, fucking breathe. 0.99
00:08:06 All right. 1.00
00:08:07 That's what they've been saying.
00:08:08 They said that at $2,800.
00:08:09 They said that at $2,700.
00:08:10 We're at $2,100.
00:08:11 Dude, it's going to go up.
00:08:12 In three years, do you think ETH is going to be lower or higher?
00:08:16 I swear to God, I don't know.
00:08:18 Bro, just look at the last, like, 5, 10 years.
00:08:20 Crypto goes up and down and it always goes up.
00:08:22 It's going up.
00:08:24 Are you not in crypto?
00:08:25 Of course I am.
00:08:26 I have probably a million plus in crypto.
00:08:28 I let it sit.
00:08:30 You don't feel like –
00:08:32 Well, you have a million in crypto right now.
00:08:35 Yeah.
00:08:37 How do you have a million after the crash?
00:08:39 Probably, like, 1.5.
00:08:41 After the crash.
00:08:43 At one point, it was, like, 2 point something.
00:08:45 Like, almost, like, two and a half.
00:08:46 Yeah.
00:08:47 And it goes down.
00:08:48 I need money, bro.
00:08:49 Dude, you have money.
00:08:51 You had a million and you just –
00:08:52 and it went down.
00:08:53 I blew it.
00:08:54 I blew it.
00:08:54 I blew it.
00:08:55 My point is so diverse.
00:08:57 I know maybe your chat doesn't want to hear, like, financial advice,
00:08:59 but just that's why –
00:09:00 I need it.
00:09:00 I need it.
00:09:01 I don't care what they want.
00:09:01 Tell me.
00:09:02 Like, I need it.
00:09:02 Okay.
00:09:03 My advice for people who, like, who are used to instant money,
00:09:06 like, state guys, diversify your income.
00:09:08 It's something, like, real estate is stable and it's going to go up,
00:09:11 like, slower.
00:09:12 Crypto goes –
00:09:13 It's volatile.
00:09:14 So, if you're going to be emotionally invested into your money,
00:09:16 don't put all of it into something you're going to get emotionally invested by
00:09:18 because then it's going to ruin your mood.
00:09:19 If your mood is ruined, then you can't make income.
00:09:22 You need to be stable so you can do your job still.
00:09:24 If you diversify, even when it goes up and down, I don't care.
00:09:27 Like, I'm not phased by the fact I lost, like, a lot in crypto.
00:09:29 It's going to go back up and I'm fine because I know I have the safety of the real estate.
00:09:34 You're just a winner, bro.
00:09:35 You got real estate.
00:09:36 You got so much crypto.
00:09:38 Dude, but it's not even like –
00:09:39 Like, don't do the –
00:09:40 You have the money.
00:09:41 Like, you could do that.
00:09:42 I don't think I have that much more money than you.
00:09:44 It's just like I probably just –
00:09:46 All my soul on my mother, on everything I love.
00:09:48 You have minimum five times my money, six times my money on everything I love,
00:09:51 which is good.
00:09:51 You deserve it more.
00:09:52 Nah, I don't think so.
00:09:54 Based off what you said, I don't think so.
00:09:56 Brother, have you checked Cheezer Eats Tracker?
00:09:58 Is that all your money?
00:10:01 All my soul, yes.
00:10:02 Why would you do that?
00:10:06 Why would –
00:10:07 Yeah, I've seen it.
00:10:07 I've seen – 1.00
00:10:08 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:10:08 So that's why you're – 1.00
00:10:09 Well, welcome back.
00:10:09 You need to go make back the crypto losses.
00:10:12 And you were going to do that.
00:10:13 I'm not streaming for money.
00:10:14 If I'm streaming for money, I have to work five years to be even again.
00:10:17 Welcome back.
00:10:17 Welcome back.
00:10:18 Nah, I mean, come on.
00:10:19 It is on it.
00:10:19 What else did you do?
00:10:20 You played Bloons TD6? 1.00
00:10:22 That shit hits. 1.00
00:10:23 That shit hits. 1.00
00:10:24 Yes. 1.00
00:10:24 That and CSGO.
00:10:25 That's all I've been doing every day, all day.
00:10:26 Are you working out?
00:10:28 Are you getting sun?
00:10:28 Because, like, sometimes your face looks a little like –
00:10:30 You know, you can see the streaming.
00:10:33 But are you staying healthy?
00:10:36 I think so.
00:10:36 I'm staying pretty healthy.
00:10:37 But not much sun and not much working out.
00:10:39 But eating good.
00:10:40 Eating more.
00:10:41 Family good?
00:10:42 Everything good?
00:10:43 Yeah, family pretty good.
00:10:45 Mom and Duke's going through some stuff, but pretty good.
00:10:47 All right.
00:10:47 You don't get phased by, like, the internet trolls and stuff saying, like,
00:10:50 we – you know, Cheezer's left in 2024.
00:10:52 I know more.
00:10:53 The Cheezer fell off.
00:10:54 Like, a Cheezer's, a meth hat.
00:10:56 None of that stuff bothers you.
00:10:57 No, I'm just asking because that's, like –
00:10:59 Nobody's saying that.
00:11:00 You're the one saying that.
00:11:01 Dude, like, I – the Clippers are –
00:11:04 You have no positive PR.
00:11:07 I'm going to be real, bro. 0.60
00:11:09 I mean, people know it's a troll.
00:11:10 But I think, like, a lot of people don't.
00:11:12 And they probably fall for it.
00:11:13 But they like to hate on you, dude.
00:11:17 So what is there for me to do about it?
00:11:21 I don't know, bro.
00:11:22 Like, I don't want to –
00:11:22 Is it bad that I don't care?
00:11:23 Like, I don't even care.
00:11:24 Yeah, you don't care.
00:11:25 That's good.
00:11:26 That's good.
00:11:27 Like, I just can't care anymore.
00:11:29 I feel like I'm too old.
00:11:29 Like, 18-year-old me would have cared.
00:11:31 But, like, I'm 24, bro.
00:11:32 I don't care anymore. 1.00
00:11:33 Damn, you're 20. 1.00
00:11:34 You're unk. 1.00
00:11:34 Like, god damn. 1.00
00:11:35 Dude, I thought you were, like, 21. 1.00
00:11:36 You're getting up there, bro.
00:11:36 You're, like – you're 28, 27.
00:11:38 I'm 26.
00:11:39 I'm 26.
00:11:40 We're the same age.
00:11:41 That is bad that, like –
00:11:43 I know, man.
00:11:44 I'm getting older.
00:11:45 That's why life's hitting me more.
00:11:46 And I'm – I don't know.
00:11:47 Life's just hitting me, bro, honestly.
00:11:49 All right, explain.
00:11:49 It's starting to come out now.
00:11:50 How has your perspective changed on life?
00:11:53 That I really might finish the rest of my life knowing I took what I had for granted.
00:11:59 I'm being honest.
00:12:00 How did you take it for granted?
00:12:03 Example, the two-month break.
00:12:06 So –
00:12:07 Like, when I'm 30, when I'm 30, god forbid, it might happen.
00:12:10 I might not have any money.
00:12:12 And I'll be like, wow, I should not have been taking breaks.
00:12:14 So you think that all the streaming was pointless because none of it really amounted to anything?
00:12:22 Don't make me sad now.
00:12:24 That's what you're saying.
00:12:25 I'm just trying to spell – I'm just trying to figure out what you're thinking.
00:12:27 I'm just trying to bum you out.
00:12:28 Is that true?
00:12:31 Bro, honestly, am I – like, yeah.
00:12:32 I don't know. 0.99
00:12:33 I'm so fucked up, Sinico. 1.00
00:12:35 No, you're not. 1.00
00:12:35 You said you've been fine in your face.
00:12:36 You just said that you got a new perspective.
00:12:38 I'm lying.
00:12:38 Like, is it – do you not see it in my face?
00:12:39 I'm, like, so down bad.
00:12:41 It's insane.
00:12:42 So down bad.
00:12:44 It can't be that.
00:12:46 You got to –
00:12:47 But, like, only with, like – I don't know, bro.
00:12:51 This is why I don't like thinking about – like, see? 0.99
00:12:52 Talking about money, now I feel like shit again. 1.00
00:12:54 Money is the devil. 0.99
00:12:55 I don't want to talk about it.
00:12:56 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:58 Maybe quick gambling?
00:13:00 Small suggestion?
00:13:01 There's a common theme with –
00:13:02 I guess you don't – I guess you're not in every gambler stream.
00:13:05 Do a wanted buy.
00:13:06 Do a 10K wanted buy.
00:13:07 100K buy.
00:13:08 Okay, but I'm –
00:13:08 Verse, verse, verse.
00:13:09 But I'm not –
00:13:10 If you're doing that – I'm sorry.
00:13:11 I love you.
00:13:12 If you're doing that, you're definitely loading.
00:13:13 You're going up on your iPhone state.
00:13:15 You're definitely doing it, bro.
00:13:16 Wellahi, I've never.
00:13:16 I've never, never, never.
00:13:19 I believe you.
00:13:19 If you put on Wellahi, I believe you.
00:13:21 Never.
00:13:21 Well, no, no.
00:13:22 One time, I gave my friend $100 and I played on his phone.
00:13:26 It was a $100 bill.
00:13:27 I didn't log in and I didn't do it.
00:13:29 That was the one time.
00:13:31 What do you mean you didn't do it if you gave him $100 to gamble it?
00:13:33 Because I didn't make an account.
00:13:35 I gave $100 like he was –
00:13:36 When was this?
00:13:36 When was this? 1.00
00:13:37 Like, fuck, dude. 1.00
00:13:39 A couple months ago. 1.00
00:13:43 Fuck, dude. 1.00
00:13:43 So the time where you were telling everybody to do one advice is when you – 1.00
00:13:46 Bro, $100.
00:13:48 Like, that doesn't count.
00:13:49 Like, look at you trying to get me.
00:13:50 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:50 Fucking – 0.99
00:13:51 Like, okay, it was – 1.00
00:13:51 I agree.
00:13:52 $100.
00:13:52 Like, bro, that doesn't even count. 0.99
00:13:54 Like, I was just, like, fucking around. 0.97
00:13:56 I had a $100 bill. 0.99
00:13:57 That's, like, the average person doing, like, a Penny Depot.
00:13:59 That's actually nothing, dude.
00:13:59 That's nothing, dude.
00:14:01 Did they just leave?
00:14:04 What the hell are you wearing? 0.87
00:14:06 You are not Kanye, little bro. 0.98
00:14:07 Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:10 Ha.
00:14:11 Yeah, he's pushing 30 acting like this, bro.
00:14:13 You're the same age as me.
00:14:15 You're two years older.
00:14:18 Whatever, bro.
00:14:18 Seiko, should I turn to an IRL streamer?
00:14:22 You –
00:14:22 You're asking a question you know the answer to.
00:14:24 You hate IRL streams and you want to sit at your desktop
00:14:26 and yell and scream
00:14:27 and you think you're the best desktop streamer.
00:14:28 So, no, you're not going to do it.
00:14:29 Are you?
00:14:30 Should you do it?
00:14:32 I don't want to.
00:14:33 But, like, do you not feel like streaming is, like,
00:14:35 changing so insanely at a rapid pace?
00:14:38 I think the people that say that aren't adapting to the new times.
00:14:41 Like –
00:14:42 I don't want to, though.
00:14:43 I don't want to adapt to the new times.
00:14:44 You know what I'm saying?
00:14:45 Like –
00:14:45 I don't want to.
00:14:46 People like to say that, I think, to cope and convince themselves
00:14:49 that streaming is dead.
00:14:49 Streaming is not.
00:14:50 Streaming is only getting bigger and better.
00:14:52 And it's just like you just got to adapt always.
00:14:54 So, IRL could be good, but you're –
00:14:57 Bro, some of your IRLs –
00:14:58 you always say you're the best desktop streamer.
00:14:59 Some of your IRLs are really good.
00:15:02 See, let's go back to where you just –
00:15:05 I just got a brain form.
00:15:06 What were we just talking about?
00:15:08 Should you become an IRL streamer?
00:15:10 Yeah, bro.
00:15:11 Like, you said that I have to adapt to streaming now.
00:15:14 I can't.
00:15:16 How do I adapt to, like, what other people are doing?
00:15:17 You saw Phantom Stream?
00:15:19 Yeah, he played San Andreas.
00:15:20 We did the cool –
00:15:21 He's got, like, a Cluck and Bell employee coming in his room.
00:15:24 Like, how is he getting these people?
00:15:25 You got Kai Sinat, Bat Caves, Lamborghinis in the background.
00:15:28 I can't do that.
00:15:29 All this stuff I can't do.
00:15:31 And then I get Clown for not being able to do it.
00:15:32 I'm not capable.
00:15:34 Nah, I think that's cope.
00:15:35 I think you can hire –
00:15:37 Everything's cope to this guy, bro.
00:15:38 You can get a fake Lamborghini.
00:15:40 Like, you don't even need to have that in the back.
00:15:41 You can, like, decorate your room to –
00:15:43 If you play Red to Red Emerson, you can put on a cowboy hat 0.98
00:15:44 and fucking get a lasso and whip people, you know, like, 0.99
00:15:48 you can fucking, yeah, pretend to whip Slate. 1.00
00:15:50 Like, you could. 0.99
00:15:51 It's not that –
00:15:52 It's really, like, I think you're just, like, coping, dude.
00:15:55 I don't think it's that difficult.
00:15:56 If you could spend all that money into crypto,
00:15:58 you can invest into the streaming too.
00:16:00 The way I see it, it should be you should put 30% –
00:16:03 All the money, all your income, 30% should be reinvested,
00:16:06 30% of real estate, 30% crypto.
00:16:08 If you follow that method, like, that's the best method for longevity.
00:16:12 I just think 70% should always be stable.
00:16:14 Never more than 30% should be in crypto.
00:16:16 That's, like, the biggest mistake I've ever done.
00:16:18 It's just greed.
00:16:19 I was greedy.
00:16:20 Because you want it to go up and down because gambling changed your mind.
00:16:23 Bro, I swear on my soul,
00:16:25 I thought I was about to make the easiest million of my life.
00:16:27 One week later, I check my ledger.
00:16:29 It is – I don't even – dude.
00:16:31 It's just like when strippers start making or OnlyFans girls make hundreds of Ks a month 1.00
00:16:35 and then they get addicted to the fast money
00:16:36 and they don't know how to readapt into society.
00:16:38 If you're getting used to gambling money,
00:16:39 you're never going to want to do anything the right way.
00:16:41 You just want fast money instantly, just like a wanted win.
00:16:45 That's the problem.
00:16:45 See, that's what I mean by, like, now I'm more humble.
00:16:47 Now, when it comes to, like, bro, I put in the whole million.
00:16:50 Now, if you ever ask me to do that, the most I'm investing is, like, 10K.
00:16:52 I value money again, bro.
00:16:54 I swear I do.
00:16:56 You believe that?
00:16:57 Why do you not believe anything I say?
00:17:00 I'm trying to actually have a good combo with you, bro.
00:17:01 I mean this from my heart.
00:17:02 So, okay.
00:17:03 So, you're not going to – but my thing is, like, gambling is the source of that problem
00:17:07 because you guys think that, okay, look, I'm making all this money from the gambling stuff,
00:17:11 but then you become a gambling addict and then lose it.
00:17:14 Like, you're always going to lose gambling.
00:17:16 Yeah, but you could say that for other people, but I've been gambling before all this.
00:17:19 Like, I was gambling in 2018.
00:17:21 I was one of the first – I was – me and Lois were the first two streamers to ever stream gambling.
00:17:25 Like, I've been on this.
00:17:26 It's just, like, a part of who I am.
00:17:27 I like the, like – I don't know. 1.00
00:17:28 I like that shit. 1.00
00:17:29 I like being happy one day and being depressed one day. 1.00
00:17:31 So, you don't want to – so, you like what you're doing?
00:17:35 Yeah, but, like, now I don't have the chance to be happy.
00:17:38 Back then, if I lose, like, something, I have the chance to be happy because I can chase and get it back.
00:17:41 Now, I can't chase.
00:17:42 It's done.
00:17:43 So, it sounds like –
00:17:43 There's no getting happy.
00:17:44 Now, it's going to be depressed for a couple months.
00:17:46 So, do you like the fact that you're going to be depressed for a couple months or not?
00:17:50 That's just life, bro.
00:17:51 I'm not going to sit here and cry about it.
00:17:55 It's just going to happen.
00:17:55 It's life.
00:17:56 It's going to be a part of life.
00:17:56 It's going to make me a better man in the future.
00:17:59 It's all a lesson, bro.
00:18:00 It's all a lesson.
00:18:01 All of this is, like, I swear – like, I don't want to bring up the Matrix stuff, but everything all lines together.
00:18:06 Everything.
00:18:06 Yeah, everything happens for a reason.
00:18:08 Everything's supposed to happen.
00:18:08 God knows I don't deserve a million.
00:18:10 So, God made all that happen.
00:18:11 So, you got humbled for a reason.
00:18:14 Humble for a reason.
00:18:14 I swear I genuinely believe that.
00:18:16 That's the best way.
00:18:16 I'm going to be honest.
00:18:18 I kind of felt like a hothead.
00:18:19 I'm like, yo, I did it, bro.
00:18:20 I'm a millionaire.
00:18:21 Like, I did it.
00:18:21 Like, I just did it.
00:18:22 And now, look.
00:18:23 Humbled.
00:18:24 Humbled.
00:18:25 That's the best way to take an L and be like, this is all a lesson.
00:18:29 Do you hear that my washing machine beating? 1.00
00:18:33 Wow, the shit. 1.00
00:18:36 Bro, Cheezer's 5'3". 1.00
00:18:37 He knows depression all his life. 1.00
00:18:38 God damn, dude. 1.00
00:18:39 He's got to be at least 5'7". 1.00
00:18:42 I met him in person.
00:18:44 Right?
00:18:45 Yeah.
00:18:46 Nah, I am. 1.00
00:18:46 You're tall as fuck, though. 1.00
00:18:48 You make me actually look like a mid. 1.00
00:18:49 You're like 6'2".
00:18:50 You know, 6'3".
00:18:52 What's life like being 6'3"? 1.00
00:18:55 I'm like, fuck all this driven shit. 1.00
00:18:58 Is it amazing, bro? 1.00
00:18:59 Dude, you know what?
00:18:59 I think I was talking to Milo the other day.
00:19:02 He's over 6'0".
00:19:03 And we're like, dude, imagine not being tall. 0.98
00:19:05 Like, that's got to be a shitty. 0.98
00:19:06 Bro. 0.77
00:19:06 Do it if you're real? 0.99
00:19:07 That's got to suck. 0.98
00:19:08 Every. 0.99
00:19:09 All right, listen.
00:19:09 All honesty, it's late night.
00:19:11 Every time I go out in public, any restaurant, bro, I'm damn near the shortest.
00:19:16 Every guy is taller than me.
00:19:17 Every.
00:19:18 I'm taller than most girls, actually.
00:19:19 But every single guy is taller than me.
00:19:21 And you think about that, right? 1.00
00:19:23 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:19:24 And I know Caitlin would be like, yo, I really got the shortest man. 1.00
00:19:27 Everywhere I go, bro. 0.98
00:19:29 Yeah, that sucks. 0.98
00:19:30 What is. 0.99
00:19:31 You look at me like as like a.
00:19:33 I feel like tall people look down on short people.
00:19:36 How do you not?
00:19:37 Like, how do you not?
00:19:37 Like, I don't know.
00:19:38 You know, like, you know, when rich and famous people pretend to be humble so that, you know,
00:19:42 that they don't piss people off.
00:19:44 It's kind of the same thing being tall.
00:19:45 Like, you don't really talk about it because, you know, people can't change it and it gets
00:19:48 them upset. 0.62
00:19:49 Fat people, at least you could change being fat. 1.00
00:19:50 Like, height, you're just fucked. 1.00
00:19:52 Like, you're just. 1.00
00:19:52 Facts.
00:19:52 Facts.
00:19:53 Bro. 0.99
00:19:53 I got lucky as fuck, though, because my freshman year, believe it or not, I was five foot two. 0.99
00:19:58 Five foot two as a freshman in high school. 0.99
00:19:59 I was one of the shortest kids.
00:20:00 I had the weirdest growth spurt in, I think, sophomore year, junior year.
00:20:04 Craziest growth spurt. 0.99
00:20:05 I thought I was so fucked, bro. 1.00
00:20:06 You went through puberty when you were like 17? 1.00
00:20:08 I don't know if it was puberty exactly, but I got a lot taller.
00:20:13 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:13 I've always been the shortest kid throughout school, until high school.
00:20:16 I went through, yeah, I was a late bloomer.
00:20:18 I think that means, I don't know what that means.
00:20:20 It was like 17.
00:20:21 Why are you smiling?
00:20:22 What does it mean?
00:20:22 No, it definitely means something.
00:20:23 Why are you smiling?
00:20:24 I don't know, because I know Chad's going to say it means low testosterone, but maybe I'm wrong.
00:20:28 What do you think my testosterone is?
00:20:29 Like, I won't, I swear on my life I won't take offense.
00:20:31 I'm actually curious, and I want to get it tested soon.
00:20:33 I just got mine done.
00:20:35 Real quick, real quick, real quick.
00:20:36 I grow a beard in two days.
00:20:37 I just shaved.
00:20:37 I grow a beard every two days.
00:20:38 That's a sign of high T.
00:20:39 Are you balding at all?
00:20:42 What do you mean?
00:20:43 No.
00:20:44 Yeah, no?
00:20:45 Okay, someone said receding.
00:20:45 I don't know.
00:20:47 Mine's, I think, 670.
00:20:48 Isn't it balding?
00:20:49 I don't think that's balding.
00:20:50 No, that's like a normal white dude hairline, right?
00:20:53 I think so.
00:20:54 Yeah, like normal white.
00:20:54 What is your chat saying? 1.00
00:20:57 They're just all fat and miserable. 0.99
00:20:58 They're saying that it's balding. 1.00
00:21:00 Okay.
00:21:00 Okay, yeah.
00:21:01 They say, right now it doesn't look too bad.
00:21:03 I don't know.
00:21:04 Mine's 670.
00:21:04 I'm going to guess yours is...
00:21:08 Yeah, you guess too.
00:21:10 You vape. 0.96
00:21:11 I say like 400.
00:21:12 Yeah, vape.
00:21:12 And I heard that is bad.
00:21:13 I say 400 for you. 0.94
00:21:14 I was going to say 450, but I wasn't trying to be a dickhead.
00:21:17 I think 450 because vaping does lower your T.
00:21:19 You're not getting sun.
00:21:20 You don't work.
00:21:20 You don't really lift weights.
00:21:22 And what's the average?
00:21:22 Because I saw Neon's like 180.
00:21:24 That's fake.
00:21:25 He was clip farming, I think.
00:21:26 But he was.
00:21:27 He probably paid the girl.
00:21:29 But the average fur...
00:21:30 Is that not possible?
00:21:31 Sorry to interrupt you again.
00:21:32 That's not possible to have 180?
00:21:33 It is, but that's like a woman. 0.99
00:21:35 Like a woman's got to have that. 1.00
00:21:37 That's like a transgender person. 1.00
00:21:39 I'm not trying to be mean, but have you like seen Neon?
00:21:41 Yeah, dude.
00:21:42 He showed me his stomach, dude.
00:21:43 It's bad.
00:21:44 He's always been like that.
00:21:44 He has the weirdest body I've ever seen.
00:21:46 It doesn't even look like a human. 0.91
00:21:47 He's built like a bug from a bug's life.
00:21:50 Someone that age is just... 0.98
00:21:53 He's skinny but fat at the same time.
00:21:54 I've never seen something like that in my life.
00:21:55 Yeah, no.
00:21:56 It's like he's a rapper with a lean gut, but he doesn't drink lean. 0.99
00:21:59 It's ridiculous. 0.93
00:22:00 Like where... 1.00
00:22:00 What the fuck is he eating for that to happen? 1.00
00:22:02 You don't look like that, do you? 1.00
00:22:04 I'll show you my body.
00:22:05 I ain't insecure.
00:22:11 Okay.
00:22:12 Yeah, there's no fat there.
00:22:14 Maybe your testosterone is higher.
00:22:15 Let me take my shirt off.
00:22:16 Sorry.
00:22:16 I got good shoulders, bro.
00:22:17 I got crazy shoulders, too.
00:22:19 Yeah, yeah.
00:22:19 You don't have any gyno?
00:22:20 Do you have gyno or not?
00:22:21 I can't really tell.
00:22:22 Your chest is not like...
00:22:24 What?
00:22:25 Gyno. 1.00
00:22:25 Bro, you know like the tits where men start to get like tit nipples? 1.00
00:22:30 What Hollywood shit are you talking about, bro? 1.00
00:22:31 Bro, gyno is one... 1.00
00:22:33 You ever seen UFC fighters and it looks like they have tits? 1.00
00:22:36 No, I don't take no fucking shots in my tits, bro. 1.00
00:22:39 You don't need shots. 1.00
00:22:40 It's just like it's a sign of low T where some people start developing boobs even if they're 1.00
00:22:44 in shape.
00:22:44 Anyway, you don't have that.
00:22:45 You could probably...
00:22:46 I don't know. 1.00
00:22:47 You could probably lock the fuck in. 1.00
00:22:49 Dude, short guys, it's so easy to get jacked. 1.00
00:22:52 My main thing is just gaining weight, bro.
00:22:53 I could eat so much...
00:22:54 Bro.
00:22:55 So you go...
00:22:56 Wait, how much do you think I weigh?
00:22:59 135.
00:23:01 You just made a...
00:23:01 You set the bar so high I'm cooked.
00:23:03 I think less than 135?
00:23:05 Seriously?
00:23:05 I was going low.
00:23:06 I was about to say 145.
00:23:10 Bro.
00:23:10 123. 1.00
00:23:13 God damn, dude. 0.99
00:23:15 Dude, does Caleb... 1.00
00:23:15 I don't know why, bro.
00:23:17 I'm eating.
00:23:17 Yes, I'm eating.
00:23:18 Yes.
00:23:18 I swear on my life I'm eating. 1.00
00:23:20 What the fuck, Jeff? 1.00
00:23:21 Three meals a day. 1.00
00:23:22 Three meals a day.
00:23:22 Three meals a day. 0.99
00:23:23 I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, bro. 0.98
00:23:25 There's just no way that's true. 0.99
00:23:27 I swear to God.
00:23:28 And if anything, I'm losing weight.
00:23:29 I'm losing more and more.
00:23:31 Real time, you should probably do reverse Ramadan and just eat when everyone's fasting and just 1.00
00:23:35 gain weight.
00:23:35 Like, you just shouldn't do Ramadan at this point.
00:23:37 Like, don't fast.
00:23:39 You're going to shrivel up.
00:23:40 Look, does Kalen weigh more than you? 0.99
00:23:43 You're weird. 0.95
00:23:45 That's kind of crazy, dude. 0.99
00:23:49 You're so weird. 0.91
00:23:50 No, no, no.
00:23:50 Okay, a weird question.
00:23:51 Weird question.
00:23:52 Life or death on the line, is she beating you in a fight? 1.00
00:23:56 Are you, like, retarded, bro? 1.00
00:23:58 No. 1.00
00:23:58 On my life, on everything I love, no.
00:24:00 I can fight, bro. 1.00
00:24:06 The fuck? 1.00
00:24:07 All right. 1.00
00:24:09 What? 1.00
00:24:10 Like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:24:11 I just got so quiet after I said I can fight. 1.00
00:24:13 I can fight.
00:24:14 I grew up in Indiana.
00:24:15 I've been in a couple fights.
00:24:16 Oh, they're saying you used to box.
00:24:17 I'm not saying.
00:24:18 Nah, not box.
00:24:19 I'm not a boxer. 1.00
00:24:20 I don't like that shit. 1.00
00:24:21 I did that one time. 1.00
00:24:22 I don't like the feeling of gloves on my...
00:24:23 I don't like that. 1.00
00:24:24 Fuck, no. 1.00
00:24:25 So, what's your... 1.00
00:24:26 I gotta be free.
00:24:27 I gotta be free.
00:24:28 Nothing on my hands.
00:24:29 What was that?
00:24:30 That's my little...
00:24:31 That's my little...
00:24:32 I don't want to say too much.
00:24:33 My little shimmy.
00:24:33 I got footwork and all that, bro.
00:24:35 Oh, yeah?
00:24:36 Wait, can I see some?
00:24:38 Nah, nah, nah.
00:24:39 Because I... 1.00
00:24:40 This makes me sound like such a bitch, bro. 0.99
00:24:42 If I kick my leg up, I pull a muscle. 0.99
00:24:45 I have, like, an actual problem developing, like... 0.99
00:24:47 Don't be weird, but it's, like, right by my penis. 1.00
00:24:50 Like, your inner thigh penis area. 1.00
00:24:52 You know what I mean? 0.99
00:24:53 No.
00:24:55 Well, I've been having...
00:24:56 I've been having crazy pain there, bro.
00:24:57 Just walking. 1.00
00:24:58 Your dick hurts? 1.00
00:24:59 See? 1.00
00:25:01 I said you're gonna be weird.
00:25:02 Right by it.
00:25:02 Right beside it.
00:25:03 Like, right here.
00:25:05 Like...
00:25:06 What, your groin?
00:25:07 Right here.
00:25:08 Yeah, your groin. 0.99
00:25:10 Yeah, I don't know what the fuck happened. 1.00
00:25:11 That shit hurts, bro. 1.00
00:25:12 Dude, I mean, maybe stretch. 1.00
00:25:15 That is probably what it is, bro.
00:25:17 That is probably what it is.
00:25:18 I'm averaging, like, 40 steps a day.
00:25:19 I walk from my bed to my computer, play CSGO.
00:25:22 When it's, like, 7 a.m., time for sleep, I walk to my room.
00:25:24 That's it.
00:25:25 They're saying you have an STD.
00:25:26 I think it's the muscle by your inner thigh, so just, like...
00:25:29 Yo, your chat, bro.
00:25:30 Why is your chat saying I got an STD? 1.00
00:25:32 I've never heard of your dick muscles hurting. 0.99
00:25:35 I've never heard of it. 0.99
00:25:36 It's not my...
00:25:37 Yo, look!
00:25:38 Wait, they're saying I'm a hernia.
00:25:40 Yeah, is that a hernia?
00:25:41 No, because hernia is, like, exclusive pain.
00:25:43 You'd be crying.
00:25:44 It's not a hernia.
00:25:45 I think it's just a muscle I pulled beside it.
00:25:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:25:47 I swear to God, my dick and balls doesn't hurt. 1.00
00:25:49 It's not my penis and my balls. 1.00
00:25:50 See, you gotta twist it. 1.00
00:25:51 Now people are gonna think that.
00:25:51 It's my muscle bite.
00:25:53 It's, uh... 1.00
00:25:54 Your groin muscles are fucked up. 1.00
00:25:57 Yeah, bro. 1.00
00:25:57 Um...
00:25:58 Have you been working out?
00:26:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:01 I should do, like, probably three times a week.
00:26:03 Three times a week.
00:26:04 I should do, like...
00:26:05 I do, like, realistically once a week.
00:26:08 But I'm easing in.
00:26:09 I gotta at-home workouts.
00:26:11 But you have all the time in the world.
00:26:12 Like, my excuse is that I'm uploading every day.
00:26:14 I gotta edit every day, too.
00:26:15 Like, what's your excuse to not go every day?
00:26:18 I got a life?
00:26:19 So you play CSGO and balloons tower defense all day.
00:26:24 Is that not a...
00:26:25 Yo, here we go.
00:26:25 Is that not a life?
00:26:27 No.
00:26:29 Now let me ask you this.
00:26:30 Alright, actually, I love this.
00:26:31 I love the way this is set up.
00:26:32 Why is it not a life?
00:26:33 Let's hear this.
00:26:34 Why is that not a life?
00:26:35 If it's what I enjoy.
00:26:36 Because it's a virtual life.
00:26:38 You're playing someone else's life in CSGO that was created by video game developers.
00:26:42 Life is everything that's...
00:26:43 The reason people play games is to escape life.
00:26:46 I've been escaping life every day, bro. 1.00
00:26:49 Shit just got real and deep. 1.00
00:26:50 Damn. 1.00
00:26:50 It's my happiness. 0.99
00:26:53 Why are you like y'all?
00:26:55 It's like smiling.
00:26:56 I don't know.
00:26:56 I don't know why. 0.91
00:26:57 I'm not trying to be a dickhead. 0.70
00:26:58 I don't know why.
00:26:59 Why is it funny, like, when you're sad?
00:27:02 Why is it...
00:27:05 This is sad, bro.
00:27:06 This is like...
00:27:06 I don't know.
00:27:07 I don't know.
00:27:08 There's not a lot of people like that where it's funny when you're...
00:27:11 You make it funny for some reason.
00:27:12 Why?
00:27:13 I don't know.
00:27:16 I don't know. 1.00
00:27:16 Shout out to my fuck... 1.00
00:27:17 Okay, they're saying I'm a bad friend. 1.00
00:27:18 All right.
00:27:19 You know what? 1.00
00:27:19 Fuck it. 1.00
00:27:20 Your chat's so nice. 1.00
00:27:21 Your chat's actually so nice.
00:27:22 Yeah, my bad.
00:27:23 Are they talking good about me?
00:27:25 They're saying, ask Cheezer about the Bosnian elections.
00:27:29 Like, I guess he knows.
00:27:29 I don't even know about...
00:27:30 Yeah, I don't know.
00:27:32 He doesn't know.
00:27:33 They're saying, I'm foul.
00:27:35 W Bosnia. 0.76
00:27:36 We love Big Cheez.
00:27:37 Wait, what's been...
00:27:37 Real quick.
00:27:38 What's been going on with...
00:27:39 I heard you're like...
00:27:40 You're changing up your content style.
00:27:41 I saw some stuff with XQC.
00:27:43 What are you doing?
00:27:44 You haven't seen any of my 90 vlogs? 1.00
00:27:47 God damn it, dude. 1.00
00:27:47 I'm going to be a liar, bro. 1.00
00:27:48 I'm not going to be a liar.
00:27:49 I watched like a couple minutes of it.
00:27:51 Honest.
00:27:51 Honest.
00:27:52 Oh my God, bro.
00:27:52 Honest.
00:27:53 Don't take that for...
00:27:54 Like, that's me, though.
00:27:55 That's me.
00:27:55 That's me.
00:27:56 No, it is what it is.
00:27:57 It is what it is.
00:27:58 You guys have TikTok brands.
00:27:59 It's fine.
00:27:59 But they're good.
00:28:01 Like, they're just...
00:28:02 They capture New York.
00:28:03 It's something different every day.
00:28:05 It's life.
00:28:06 You know, I yap a lot.
00:28:07 I talk about what's happening in the world.
00:28:09 Interact with people.
00:28:10 You don't care.
00:28:10 It's like a condensed IRL stream in New York.
00:28:12 Oh, what?
00:28:13 You don't care.
00:28:13 What do you mean I don't care?
00:28:14 I can see him not caring as I'm talking about it.
00:28:17 Like, pretending to... 1.00
00:28:18 Like, I can see it in your fucking face. 1.00
00:28:20 You asked me the question, but it's fine. 1.00
00:28:22 Whatever, bro.
00:28:23 They're good.
00:28:23 They're good.
00:28:24 Check it out.
00:28:24 I don't care if you don't watch it.
00:28:25 But that's what I've been doing.
00:28:27 Why is my chat saying Ad Zerka?
00:28:30 I don't know.
00:28:31 Because he hasn't streamed in a couple months.
00:28:33 Oh.
00:28:34 You don't talk to him, right?
00:28:35 Ten kids streaming.
00:28:37 Nah.
00:28:37 Nah. 1.00
00:28:38 Last time I saw him, he said he wanted to fuck my girl with my girl sitting right by 1.00
00:28:41 me. 1.00
00:28:41 And I think he was with you, actually.
00:28:42 You let that happen.
00:28:43 I don't remember that.
00:28:44 I really don't remember.
00:28:45 I was in a call.
00:28:46 It was me and Kalen.
00:28:47 And you and I think maybe Convy.
00:28:49 And Zerka came in the room. 1.00
00:28:50 He said he's going to fuck my girl with her right here. 1.00
00:28:52 Wait. 1.00
00:28:52 I left the call.
00:28:53 I didn't back you up?
00:28:55 No.
00:28:55 So I left the call. 1.00
00:28:56 Fuck, dude. 1.00
00:28:58 And I didn't say shit back, bro. 1.00
00:29:00 Fuck. 1.00
00:29:00 So it's not your fault. 1.00
00:29:01 I should be sticking up for myself, but I didn't at the time.
00:29:03 Times are different now, though.
00:29:04 Times are different.
00:29:05 Well, I guess the change is I'm not trying to appeal to, like... 1.00
00:29:08 So right now, my chat, if you say, like, fuck women or, like, fuck gay people, there's 1.00
00:29:14 going to be 10 people who spam W nonstop. 1.00
00:29:16 And I'm trying to not, you know, I'm trying to broad...
00:29:19 I don't want to speak to the echo chamber.
00:29:20 I'm trying to, like...
00:29:20 You're all about love speech.
00:29:21 That's what people get twisted about it.
00:29:23 That's what I'm saying.
00:29:23 Like, I've been saying that nonstop for two and a half years, but just, like, right
00:29:26 now, spamming W.
00:29:27 Like, that's...
00:29:27 I don't want to appeal to that anymore.
00:29:29 Or, like, at all.
00:29:30 What do they think about Kanye, the shirt he's been wearing and stuff?
00:29:34 Um, I think it's...
00:29:36 They think it's funny, you know?
00:29:38 Of course they do.
00:29:39 Of course they do.
00:29:39 They laugh so hard at that.
00:29:41 They think it's funny.
00:29:42 What do you think about Kanye?
00:29:46 Ye is pushing the boundaries.
00:29:48 I think a lot of it, he's trolling. 1.00
00:29:50 Yo, get a load of this dick eater. 1.00
00:29:52 What? 1.00
00:29:52 You say it.
00:29:53 You say it.
00:29:53 You say it. 1.00
00:29:54 This fucking switch off. 1.00
00:29:55 You have a switch off. 1.00
00:29:56 How am I switch...
00:29:57 What are you talking...
00:29:57 What did I switch up on?
00:29:58 I'm just kidding.
00:29:58 No, go ahead.
00:29:58 No, I'm just kidding.
00:29:59 I'm just kidding.
00:29:59 What did I switch up on?
00:30:01 And now they're putting...
00:30:01 No, I'm kidding.
00:30:02 Oh my god.
00:30:03 They're putting salutes.
00:30:03 Look, dude. 1.00
00:30:04 It's just fucking... 0.99
00:30:06 Oh my god. 1.00
00:30:06 So bad.
00:30:07 That's so bad.
00:30:08 That's actually so bad.
00:30:09 But there's no growth.
00:30:11 Like, it's just trying to...
00:30:12 I don't know.
00:30:12 I think it's...
00:30:14 It's making X entertaining.
00:30:15 It's funny to see every day.
00:30:16 He's pushing boundaries.
00:30:17 People are getting triggered.
00:30:18 It's like...
00:30:18 I'm reading every tweet.
00:30:20 You know, I even...
00:30:20 Yeah.
00:30:20 Yeah, I'll tell you something
00:30:23 off stream too, but...
00:30:24 Yeah, he's...
00:30:25 All right, all right, all right.
00:30:26 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:28 Are you happy I'm back
00:30:28 to streaming though, Sneeko?
00:30:29 I am glad you're back
00:30:30 because I needed something to leash.
00:30:31 I had no content today.
00:30:33 You hurt your dog?
00:30:34 Why did they tell me to press you
00:30:35 for hurting your dog?
00:30:37 I don't know what...
00:30:38 Like, is your chat parasocial, bro?
00:30:40 Nobody hurt a dog.
00:30:41 My dog, he's just in the vet right now.
00:30:43 Why is he in the vet?
00:30:45 I woke up.
00:30:46 He was laying on the ground.
00:30:46 He got a heart attack. 1.00
00:30:48 How the fuck does a dog 1.00
00:30:49 get a heart attack? 1.00
00:30:50 I don't know, bro.
00:30:55 And you did...
00:30:55 Okay.
00:30:57 With a little light blue vape.
00:30:58 Do you have to pick
00:30:59 the gayest color of vape? 0.96
00:31:02 It's called frickin' fab. 0.97
00:31:04 That's the flavor.
00:31:04 It's frickin' fab.
00:31:05 Frickin' fab...
00:31:06 Like, fabulous?
00:31:06 So when I go in the gas station,
00:31:08 I say,
00:31:08 Ayo, ah!
00:31:09 Give me a frickin' fab! 0.99
00:31:10 And he gives it to me. 0.68
00:31:13 I'm deadass too, bro.
00:31:16 I'm a chain.
00:31:17 This is bad.
00:31:18 No, it's bad, bro.
00:31:18 I know.
00:31:19 It's real bad.
00:31:20 I'm a chain.
00:31:20 I know.
00:31:21 You think as a grown man
00:31:22 I don't feel crazy doing that?
00:31:23 I do, but it's addiction.
00:31:24 And addiction is real, Sneeko.
00:31:26 Stop saying it's not real.
00:31:26 It's real.
00:31:27 Okay.
00:31:28 Why is my sister texting me? 0.97
00:31:29 It's so fucking real. 1.00
00:31:31 Damn, the maids... 1.00
00:31:32 How much do you think 1.00
00:31:32 I should pay the maids? 0.99
00:31:34 How long...
00:31:35 Wait, how long were they there?
00:31:37 Two...
00:31:38 Three hours?
00:31:39 Three hours?
00:31:40 How many?
00:31:41 Who?
00:31:42 How many of them?
00:31:43 There's two.
00:31:44 They clean the whole place.
00:31:45 500 each.
00:31:46 500 each. 1.00
00:31:46 What the fuck? 1.00
00:31:48 They got family to feed, bro. 1.00
00:31:50 You're blessed with millions of dollars.
00:31:51 The least you could do.
00:31:52 That's one thing I worked on too.
00:31:53 Give out and you'll receive it back.
00:31:55 Okay, they asked for 350.
00:31:57 I was gonna like...
00:31:58 Oh, and they're asking...
00:31:59 Yo, give them 500. 0.98
00:32:01 Bless them.
00:32:01 Actually, bring them in here too. 0.90
00:32:02 Bring them in here.
00:32:04 I would pitch in,
00:32:04 but I'm down bad, bro.
00:32:06 You can't give a couple hundred dollars
00:32:07 to some people.
00:32:08 Bro, I'm so stingy with a penny now.
00:32:10 You don't even know.
00:32:12 And you're gonna go gamble
00:32:12 right after this too. 1.00
00:32:13 You're like, you greedy fuck. 1.00
00:32:14 You can't give one wanted buy 1.00
00:32:15 to these Mexicans. 0.60
00:32:18 Why did you just...
00:32:18 What do you mean these Mexicans? 0.99
00:32:21 Their people?
00:32:21 Or the Guatemalan.
00:32:22 Yeah, I don't want to leak
00:32:23 their names or something.
00:32:25 All right, bring them in and bless them.
00:32:27 I don't want to farm them for...
00:32:28 Is that weird?
00:32:28 I don't want to...
00:32:29 No, no, no, no.
00:32:30 Because it's for me.
00:32:31 You're not...
00:32:31 I'm the one telling you to do it. 1.00
00:32:32 I need some shit. 1.00
00:32:33 Okay, okay. 1.00
00:32:35 How do you say excuse me in Spanish?
00:32:38 Why are you asking me?
00:32:39 Like, I don't know.
00:32:41 How do you say excuse me?
00:32:42 You have a lawnmower business,
00:32:43 so you work with them, right?
00:32:45 I don't want to talk about...
00:32:46 I'm going to talk offshore.
00:32:47 It's called...
00:32:48 Com...
00:32:50 Wait.
00:32:51 Permiso.
00:32:51 Permiso.
00:32:52 Permiso.
00:32:52 Permiso.
00:32:53 Permiso?
00:32:56 Permi...
00:32:57 Permiso?
00:32:58 I'm putting in this L.
00:32:59 I think they know I'm live or something.
00:33:06 Wait, I think that's what that means.
00:33:07 Hold on, bro.
00:33:09 Yeah, that means like...
00:33:10 I might have just got baited in Angulo.
00:33:20 Okay, no, no.
00:33:20 Permiso's not a slur.
00:33:21 Oh, yeah.
00:33:22 It's good.
00:33:22 We're good. 0.99
00:33:23 Holy shit. 0.99
00:33:23 I kind of got scared, bro. 0.99
00:33:24 You just look funny, bro.
00:33:33 Aww.
00:33:34 That was kind of a...
00:33:35 Aww.
00:33:36 You did it?
00:33:37 Yeah, I did.
00:33:37 I get 500.
00:33:39 It wasn't a good guy.
00:33:40 Wait, you're not giving 1,000?
00:33:42 500, 500?
00:33:44 No. 1.00
00:33:45 Yo, you're fucked. 1.00
00:33:46 You're actually fucked. 1.00
00:33:47 I'm good. 1.00
00:33:47 I'm good off that.
00:33:48 They would do it.
00:33:49 Are they...
00:33:50 Did they come every day?
00:33:51 No.
00:33:52 What the...
00:33:52 Every day, dude. 0.98
00:33:53 You think I'm a filth, like a pigsty? 0.93
00:33:54 Like, once every two weeks.
00:33:56 What do I need to clean every day for?
00:33:58 She wasn't that like... 1.00
00:33:59 Bring them back.
00:34:00 That clip didn't hit.
00:34:02 Yeah, because I don't...
00:34:02 They don't want to be...
00:34:03 They know I'm on camera.
00:34:03 They don't want to be on camera, dude.
00:34:06 Stop farming my maids, bro. 0.99
00:34:07 I know.
00:34:08 I know.
00:34:08 They're private people.
00:34:09 Look at you.
00:34:10 You've been away for months.
00:34:11 No, my mom's a maid. 1.00
00:34:12 That's why.
00:34:13 And I like to see maids get blessed. 0.94
00:34:14 I swear to God.
00:34:14 That's where I am.
00:34:15 Oh, actually, that makes it worthwhile.
00:34:16 Did they leave?
00:34:17 Por favor.
00:34:20 Por favor.
00:34:20 Chavos, por favor. 0.96
00:34:21 What does that mean? 1.00
00:34:22 That means please, dumbass. 0.99
00:34:23 Everybody knows that. 1.00
00:34:25 Everybody knows that.
00:34:26 I took Chinese class.
00:34:27 I know a lot of Chinese.
00:34:30 I speak Chinese.
00:34:31 Go ahead.
00:34:32 I'm here.
00:34:33 Ni hao, tang chui, man.
00:34:35 What do you want to see?
00:34:37 Sure, I want to see you.
00:34:41 What do you want to see?
00:34:44 The crazy thing is, you might actually be speaking Chinese, and I don't even know.
00:34:47 I am. 1.00
00:34:47 You racist, fuck. 1.00
00:34:49 I said, thank you. 1.00
00:34:50 Nice to meet you, too.
00:34:50 Racist? 0.96
00:34:51 Yes.
00:34:52 I saw you call me. 1.00
00:34:53 I saw you call me chinko right before when I gifted you subs, you fucking weird racist. 0.99
00:34:56 No, I read somebody from my chat. 1.00
00:34:58 Wait, wait.
00:34:58 Say something again, a sentence again.
00:35:00 Gozi, lao, b-bye.
00:35:03 That language is tough.
00:35:04 You guys, like, change your tone throughout the whole sentence.
00:35:06 I know.
00:35:06 It's a lot to memorize, because you have to, like, gozi. 0.99
00:35:08 That's hard to learn, no?
00:35:09 Yeah.
00:35:09 If you, like, mispronounce it a little bit, it means a whole different thing.
00:35:13 Can you speak fluently?
00:35:14 Gozi, lao, b-bye.
00:35:16 Gozi, lao, b-bye.
00:35:17 Gozi, lao, b-bye.
00:35:17 That's funny?
00:35:20 My language is funny to you?
00:35:22 No, no.
00:35:22 I read something in the chat.
00:35:24 That is not funny.
00:35:25 So you are Chinese, though.
00:35:27 Hey, I thought this whole time you said you're not Chinese.
00:35:30 And I don't know why my chat's laughing so bad at you speaking Chinese. 1.00
00:35:32 That's fucked up. 0.99
00:35:33 Dude, yeah. 0.99
00:35:34 I'm half Chinese.
00:35:35 I'm not a CCP agent.
00:35:36 I'm a normal guy.
00:35:37 I'm not a dog eater.
00:35:38 All right.
00:35:38 One last sentence.
00:35:39 One last sentence.
00:35:40 Say, like, hey, my day was good today.
00:35:45 I messed up the end, but yeah.
00:35:52 You're so funny.
00:35:53 It's not Sims character.
00:35:54 It's not Sims character language. 0.96
00:35:56 By the way, I just made all that shit up. 1.00
00:35:58 You fucking racist fucks. 1.00
00:35:59 I just made every single word up. 1.00
00:36:01 That wasn't any.
00:36:01 I just said gibberish and all you believed in. 1.00
00:36:03 Oh, that was all straight gibberish. 0.99
00:36:06 So you're the racist. 1.00
00:36:07 You're the racist for thinking. 0.99
00:36:08 No, I'm not. 1.00
00:36:09 I was trying to make fun of your ignorance and you all believed it. 1.00
00:36:12 You fucking weirdos. 1.00
00:36:13 I'm not a bat here. 1.00
00:36:14 Nico is actually a racist. 1.00
00:36:16 You called me Chico racist fuck. 1.00
00:36:18 That's like saying the hard R. 1.00
00:36:20 You call me the hard R.
00:36:22 The Chinese hard R. 0.99
00:36:23 No, don't backtrack.
00:36:24 That's bad PR.
00:36:25 You did it.
00:36:25 Yo.
00:36:27 That's why I can make jokes about racism.
00:36:28 I'm just kidding.
00:36:29 I'm just kidding.
00:36:29 I'm just kidding.
00:36:30 I'm just kidding.
00:36:30 Dan, you did good though.
00:36:31 Wait, do they actually change their tone throughout the whole sentence?
00:36:34 E.R.
00:36:35 Or are you just doing that?
00:36:35 They do.
00:36:36 That's what they say. 1.00
00:36:36 You're a weirdo. 1.00
00:36:37 You're actually a weirdo. 1.00
00:36:38 No, that means that's one, two, three. 0.99
00:36:40 E.R.
00:36:40 Son is one, two, three.
00:36:41 Okay.
00:36:41 And, um.
00:36:43 Okay.
00:36:44 My assistant's glazing you. 1.00
00:36:45 He said farm cheese or more in short words.
00:36:48 And well, I'm at a gamble.
00:36:49 I don't go long.
00:36:49 I don't go long.
00:36:50 You're not even going to do monkeys.
00:36:51 You're not even going to give him a little monkey content. 0.52
00:36:53 I thought you were tired, monkey.
00:36:54 I'm excited.
00:36:55 I'm doing a long string tonight.
00:36:56 I'm probably going to do like six, seven hours.
00:36:57 So I'm going to just gamble for a little and then games and monkey.
00:37:00 All right.
00:37:00 It's good to see you back.
00:37:01 I'm glad you're back.
00:37:02 W. Cheezer, bro.
00:37:04 You always know you can reach out.
00:37:05 You know, we got some stuff to talk about.
00:37:07 I appreciate you checking up on me, actually.
00:37:09 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:09 You're a real ass nigga, man. 1.00
00:37:12 All right. 1.00
00:37:12 See you go.
00:37:13 You say it. 1.00
00:37:16 You're a real ass. 1.00
00:37:18 It's a fucking Bosnian fucking piece of shit. 1.00