SNEAKO - SNEAKO & Cheesur Finally Reunite ＊FULL CALL＊

00:00:00.000 Go back into hiding.

00:00:00.960 Why are you here?

00:00:01.660 By the way, you look pretty good.

00:00:02.900 I thought you were going to look like a meth addict.

00:00:04.000 You're looking good.

00:00:06.940 Are you on like fucking Adderall?

00:00:08.340 Can you slow down a little bit?

00:00:09.260 This is how you talk.

00:00:10.200 I'm only talking about that.

00:00:11.180 This is how you talk.

00:00:11.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:00:12.220 Clean shaven and everything.

00:00:13.300 You don't look like a little gas station guy.

00:00:15.300 The face looks healthier, right?

00:00:16.480 The face actually looks healthier.

00:00:17.720 It does.

00:00:18.040 No pimples.

00:00:19.520 You're surprised.

00:00:20.580 I thought you were going to come back looking like a gambling addict.

00:00:22.200 First thing I want to say, Sneeko, happy Ramadan, bro.

00:00:24.180 Happy Ramadan.

00:00:24.820 Hey, Ramadan.

00:00:25.560 Ramadan Mubarak to everybody in the chat.

00:00:26.980 You too, right?

00:00:27.560 Happy Ramadan.

00:00:28.020 Ramadan, yeah.

00:00:30.340 Are you going to be – you're not going to fast.

00:00:32.720 All my life, I haven't ate anything today.

00:00:34.380 When can I eat?

00:00:36.240 You can't eat from 5 a.m. to 5 p.m.

00:00:41.440 That's difficult.

00:00:43.720 When the hell do I eat?

00:00:45.020 After 5 p.m.

00:00:46.400 5 a.m. to 5 p.m.

00:00:47.620 The 12-hour window on the side.

00:00:48.680 Oh, so I could eat from 5 p.m.

00:00:50.300 Wait, so I could eat right now.

00:00:51.800 Yeah, you're good.

00:00:52.420 Well, technically it starts tomorrow, but it depends on your –

00:00:54.840 in my opinion, it starts tomorrow, but it depends on what you think.

00:00:57.660 Wait, where are you at right now?

00:00:58.740 Where are you streaming on?

00:00:59.540 I'm in New York.

00:01:00.240 I'm streaming on – you know, I'm just – I'm streaming.

00:01:05.100 What kind of answer is that?

00:01:06.760 Because if I say party, you're going to be like, oh, no, look at you farming me for party.

00:01:10.960 No, I'm not like that.

00:01:11.500 No, I'm not like that, bro.

00:01:12.840 It's good.

00:01:13.200 I'm happy for you.

00:01:13.780 So, like, all jokes aside, fuck the stream, I'm actually happy for you.

00:01:16.340 I appreciate it.

00:01:16.820 I'm going to live on Rumble, too, but cut Rumble, team.

00:01:19.340 Cut Rumble.

00:01:20.140 I'm happy for him on, like, 70 platforms.

00:01:22.060 Rumble, party, hit, Twitch.

00:01:24.760 Yeah, I know.

00:01:25.320 I'm all over the place.

00:01:26.440 I'm all over.

00:01:27.100 What did you do in your break?

00:01:29.780 Honest?

00:01:30.560 Yeah, be honest.

00:01:31.520 You gambled.

00:01:34.060 Lost half a million dollars.

00:01:35.260 Got a really, really, really – like, the deepest weed addiction I've ever gotten into.

00:01:42.120 And playing Bloons Tower Defense 6.

00:01:43.960 Who is that?

00:01:44.800 There was a maid.

00:01:46.060 I didn't even know she could walk there, dude.

00:01:47.480 Like, I have the – they're cleaning my apartment right now.

00:01:50.320 You got a maid?

00:01:51.040 Why can't you just clean your apartment?

00:01:53.900 Because –

00:01:54.660 You're a piece of shit.

00:01:55.500 You probably pay her, like, 20 bucks a day, too.

00:01:57.020 You're a piece of shit.

00:01:57.760 Are you going to act like you don't – you don't hire me?

00:02:00.360 I pay them – I'm going to tip them well for the clip.

00:02:02.000 No.

00:02:02.460 I got a wife.

00:02:03.260 I got a wife.

00:02:03.920 I believe in having a wife.

00:02:04.840 My wife cleans for me.

00:02:05.900 Okay, wouldn't – you want her to get all dirty on the floor and stuff?

00:02:08.400 Like, they're fucking grinding out here, dude.

00:02:10.560 Hell, yeah.

00:02:11.160 That's what she's here for.

00:02:12.200 I pay the bills.

00:02:14.900 Okay, well, why are you doing that?

00:02:18.060 Why do I see – I don't know.

00:02:19.940 Bo, all the Clippers are on your dick, bro.

00:02:22.040 Like, there's, like – they added me to a group chat called Cheezer Hate Group.

00:02:25.120 I had to leave it.

00:02:25.760 It was just like –

00:02:26.840 Oh, you're the 10th streamer to tell me that.

00:02:28.840 Stop adding streamers to these group chats.

00:02:30.560 Like, why am I part of Cheezer Hate Group?

00:02:32.280 I don't hate – they just go in and hate all the –

00:02:34.340 all the Clippers are just riding your dick,

00:02:35.960 trying to make it seem like your girlfriend's cheating.

00:02:37.640 Like, I'm like, is he okay?

00:02:39.100 I thought you were going to come back and cry.

00:02:40.280 No, that's true.

00:02:40.620 I was – I actually did get cheated on.

00:02:43.040 You're trolling.

00:02:43.600 You didn't get cheated on.

00:02:45.080 I did.

00:02:45.760 But, I mean, what can I do, bro?

00:02:47.000 I'm deep in.

00:02:47.860 Are you – seriously?

00:02:50.360 Yeah.

00:02:51.380 Bro, I've known her since high school.

00:02:52.440 What do you want me to do?

00:02:52.900 Break up with her?

00:02:54.400 You'll be real?

00:02:55.360 With who?

00:02:57.380 Huh?

00:02:57.720 With who?

00:02:59.660 David.

00:03:00.460 Yeah, who does she cheat with?

00:03:02.560 I don't want to get into that.

00:03:03.420 People are going to be weird in the streaming world.

00:03:05.520 You're being dead serious?

00:03:07.140 No.

00:03:07.440 Okay, yeah.

00:03:07.940 What the fuck, bro?

00:03:08.840 What the fuck?

00:03:10.040 I'm just kidding.

00:03:10.960 Don't run off with –

00:03:12.840 They're saying –

00:03:13.740 I'm not even going to say it, actually.

00:03:14.960 But what have you been up to, Sneeko?

00:03:16.240 I've been out here grinding.

00:03:17.540 I'm posting my vlogs every single day.

00:03:19.160 It's like 90 days in a row right now.

00:03:20.780 Daily fucking vlogs.

00:03:22.400 Wait.

00:03:22.860 You've posted 90 days in a row.

00:03:24.560 Yeah, I started Thanksgiving.

00:03:25.660 So, that's November 28th.

00:03:27.160 And I posted – yeah.

00:03:28.700 So, it's almost 90 days now.

00:03:30.760 One thing I respect about you is your work ethic.

00:03:32.640 How do I, like, fix mine?

00:03:34.220 Dude, I mean, maybe –

00:03:35.540 You already know the app.

00:03:37.120 Like, gambling does fuck up your work ethic

00:03:38.560 because you make a lot of money really quickly.

00:03:40.180 I was watching Sweater Stream the other day.

00:03:42.120 He just stalled for an hour and then went on stake.

00:03:44.160 He did no content.

00:03:45.940 Random Sweater Stream.

00:03:47.080 No, I was on Sweater.

00:03:48.300 I go on Convy Stream and he calls me

00:03:49.980 so that he can get a segment.

00:03:51.080 And then they gamble for six hours.

00:03:53.680 Like, the stake fucked up your work –

00:03:55.820 My bad.

00:03:56.260 He's fucking back in it.

00:03:57.540 Yeah, the stake fucked up your work ethic.

00:03:59.140 I don't know if you heard the news.

00:04:00.040 I'm not on a stake anymore right now.

00:04:01.700 So, did you sign a new gambling deal?

00:04:03.200 Like, well, what are you doing now?

00:04:05.380 Yeah, I'm on –

00:04:06.420 Yeah, I want to announce it a little bit.

00:04:07.840 A little bit.

00:04:08.240 This stream I'm going to announce it.

00:04:09.120 Just not yet.

00:04:09.820 Okay, okay, okay.

00:04:12.420 Yeah, okay.

00:04:13.700 He's the fucking –

00:04:15.880 There's another one over there.

00:04:16.980 Are you, like, awkward with your maid?

00:04:18.920 No, I'm pretending to be awkward

00:04:21.360 because I want that viral XQC clip

00:04:22.860 where he looks uncomfortable when they're cleaning.

00:04:24.380 I –

00:04:24.520 Those just –

00:04:25.480 Everything's –

00:04:26.020 We're all –

00:04:26.740 She's –

00:04:27.100 You know how it is, bro.

00:04:28.000 Like, everything we do is false.

00:04:29.420 Like, we're just on camera trying to –

00:04:30.580 Trying to make people laugh and farm clips

00:04:32.580 and fund our shit.

00:04:33.920 Yeah, see, this internet shit got you

00:04:35.140 losing your mind right now.

00:04:36.240 Like, I'm a normal kid now, bro.

00:04:37.520 I know.

00:04:37.820 I can tell you're losing your mind.

00:04:38.600 I'm not kidding.

00:04:39.440 All I do is work.

00:04:40.560 All I do –

00:04:41.120 I'm on camera all day long.

00:04:42.720 All I do is go.

00:04:43.580 Why don't you take a break, bro?

00:04:44.560 Do what I do.

00:04:45.020 Take a break when you get burned out.

00:04:46.500 I took the two-week break before Thanksgiving

00:04:48.380 and then I came back.

00:04:49.480 All this year, I'm just going to –

00:04:50.480 I want to upload every single day.

00:04:52.560 Let me tell you something about me and you, Sneeko.

00:04:54.220 Okay.

00:04:54.640 And obviously, it's not good to take breaks

00:04:56.080 and I'm not taking breaks for another couple years.

00:04:58.100 Me and you could not stream for five years

00:05:00.000 and come back to the same viewers.

00:05:01.540 Like, bro, we're empires in this shit.

00:05:03.340 We're not these other streamers that can't take a break.

00:05:05.020 If you're tired, bro,

00:05:06.000 and you got to put your mental health first, do that.

00:05:09.020 Yeah, mental health fucking –

00:05:11.540 What?

00:05:13.560 We have to go to war and, like, we're crying about –

00:05:17.020 we can't stream and farm a couple clips and, like –

00:05:19.400 Kiko, my mental health has been so bad.

00:05:22.180 I'm so tired of hearing influencers talk about mental health.

00:05:24.900 I don't care, bro.

00:05:26.280 I don't care.

00:05:27.100 There's worse things in the world.

00:05:28.640 Every time I feel that way,

00:05:29.760 I just think about other stuff going on

00:05:31.280 and I'm like, like, I got an easy life.

00:05:33.080 I get to sit in here and talk to my community.

00:05:35.120 Who really cares, bro?

00:05:36.940 One thing I will say, though,

00:05:38.240 this break humbled me so bad, bro.

00:05:40.060 Like, I'm actually, like –

00:05:41.380 my head was so gassed up,

00:05:42.680 I actually thought I was, like –

00:05:43.580 I don't even know.

00:05:44.220 I was so gassed up in the head.

00:05:45.280 Now I'm so humble.

00:05:46.220 I'm so humble now.

00:05:47.400 Oh, you gassed up for what?

00:05:48.520 For the money?

00:05:49.080 For the clout?

00:05:49.520 Like, what was gassing you up?

00:05:51.900 Money and clout both.

00:05:53.580 I let it get to me

00:05:54.320 and I'm never letting that happen again.

00:05:55.640 I never noticed that in you.

00:05:56.740 I would never consider you an arrogant person.

00:06:02.360 No, I was low-key arrogant.

00:06:03.220 Like, I was calling a lot of people poor

00:06:04.360 and bums and all that shit,

00:06:05.780 but life always comes full circle

00:06:07.400 and I lost, like –

00:06:08.360 I don't know if you –

00:06:08.760 have you heard what happened to ETH?

00:06:10.320 Yeah, it's, like, 2.1 right now.

00:06:12.000 Bitcoin is at 79.

00:06:13.080 Solana is at, like, 140.

00:06:13.940 I bought in at 3,500, 1 million.

00:06:15.960 Every dollar to my name.

00:06:17.680 All my soul.

00:06:19.140 Why would you do that?

00:06:20.800 I thought it was low.

00:06:22.180 Why don't you diversify?

00:06:23.640 Get some Solana, some Bitcoin.

00:06:25.460 I'm seeing a guy named Norm G

00:06:27.460 saying this is just a start.

00:06:28.480 I put in, like, 400K in Solana,

00:06:30.140 600 in ETH.

00:06:31.380 Every day, I'm losing 40 grand.

00:06:33.080 Every day.

00:06:33.980 I don't care about money anymore.

00:06:35.400 Money is, like, literally out of my brain.

00:06:37.440 I mean, do you have any real estate?

00:06:38.860 Because it's a little funny.

00:06:40.020 I mean, it's just –

00:06:41.400 Money is trying to act funny.

00:06:42.540 You know I don't got no real estate.

00:06:45.460 Yeah, you probably should have did that, right?

00:06:47.320 Diversify your income, right?

00:06:48.400 Like, get a couple –

00:06:49.260 Are you a fucking weirdo?

00:06:50.840 How is that weird?

00:06:51.860 Yeah, buy a couple houses.

00:06:53.000 You get some crypto.

00:06:53.900 You invest into yourself.

00:06:54.700 Too late now.

00:06:55.680 Now I can't –

00:06:56.240 All right, right there, let me stop you.

00:06:57.600 How the hell am I going to buy a house in 2025

00:06:59.540 when 1,000 square feet is 600K?

00:07:03.620 Maybe in –

00:07:04.100 I can't afford a home.

00:07:05.180 Yeah, you can.

00:07:05.760 You can get a house for, like, 300K.

00:07:09.200 No, you can't.

00:07:10.080 Yeah, you can.

00:07:10.700 I have four houses.

00:07:11.960 It's going to be one street down the hood.

00:07:15.200 Like, if you want a good area,

00:07:16.080 you have to pay at least 500.

00:07:17.080 I'm so serious.

00:07:17.980 You can get a condo.

00:07:18.780 You can buy a condo.

00:07:20.340 Nobody wants to live like a little rat in an apartment.

00:07:22.220 Hell no.

00:07:23.180 That's just –

00:07:23.800 No, that's the most depressing life.

00:07:25.540 That's just not true.

00:07:26.480 I have tenants in all my houses.

00:07:27.560 If you want to touch grass, you have to use an elevator.

00:07:29.860 I could just go walk out my front door.

00:07:32.020 So you don't think you would get tenants?

00:07:34.920 I don't even know what that is.

00:07:36.380 People that rent the house that you're buying.

00:07:38.120 Oh, I mean, bro, why are we even talking about this?

00:07:42.760 I don't got a house.

00:07:43.420 I don't got nothing.

00:07:44.000 Because I always see, like, your mood goes up and down based on how much ETH is changing.

00:07:47.840 So instead of letting your mind – because, like, every crypto – every gambling guy I know is just like you.

00:07:51.520 You guys treat crypto like it's gambling.

00:07:53.500 You're looking at it like, oh, I'm down 40K.

00:07:55.320 It's going to go up.

00:07:56.360 In a long time frame, crypto goes up.

00:07:58.240 But you guys treat it so instantaneous because you used to stake instant money.

00:08:01.180 You click fruit and you get money.

00:08:02.300 It's not that.

00:08:03.400 It's going to go up.

00:08:04.260 So just, like, fucking breathe.

00:08:06.480 All right.

00:08:07.320 That's what they've been saying.

00:08:08.500 They said that at $2,800.

00:08:09.540 They said that at $2,700.

00:08:10.640 We're at $2,100.

00:08:11.400 Dude, it's going to go up.

00:08:12.860 In three years, do you think ETH is going to be lower or higher?

00:08:16.860 I swear to God, I don't know.

00:08:18.300 Bro, just look at the last, like, 5, 10 years.

00:08:20.140 Crypto goes up and down and it always goes up.

00:08:22.360 It's going up.

00:08:24.280 Are you not in crypto?

00:08:25.420 Of course I am.

00:08:26.060 I have probably a million plus in crypto.

00:08:28.460 I let it sit.

00:08:30.600 You don't feel like –

00:08:32.060 Well, you have a million in crypto right now.

00:08:35.680 Yeah.

00:08:37.960 How do you have a million after the crash?

00:08:39.960 Probably, like, 1.5.

00:08:41.820 After the crash.

00:08:43.220 At one point, it was, like, 2 point something.

00:08:45.020 Like, almost, like, two and a half.

00:08:46.340 Yeah.

00:08:47.240 And it goes down.

00:08:48.700 I need money, bro.

00:08:49.860 Dude, you have money.

00:08:51.540 You had a million and you just –

00:08:52.860 and it went down.

00:08:53.620 I blew it.

00:08:54.200 I blew it.

00:08:54.620 I blew it.

00:08:55.920 My point is so diverse.

00:08:57.120 I know maybe your chat doesn't want to hear, like, financial advice,

00:08:59.480 but just that's why –

00:09:00.440 I need it.

00:09:00.820 I need it.

00:09:01.180 I don't care what they want.

00:09:01.840 Tell me.

00:09:02.340 Like, I need it.

00:09:02.920 Okay.

00:09:03.240 My advice for people who, like, who are used to instant money,

00:09:06.160 like, state guys, diversify your income.

00:09:08.820 It's something, like, real estate is stable and it's going to go up,

00:09:11.180 like, slower.

00:09:12.300 Crypto goes –

00:09:13.020 It's volatile.

00:09:14.140 So, if you're going to be emotionally invested into your money,

00:09:16.660 don't put all of it into something you're going to get emotionally invested by

00:09:18.680 because then it's going to ruin your mood.

00:09:19.880 If your mood is ruined, then you can't make income.

00:09:22.080 You need to be stable so you can do your job still.

00:09:24.320 If you diversify, even when it goes up and down, I don't care.

00:09:27.060 Like, I'm not phased by the fact I lost, like, a lot in crypto.

00:09:29.320 It's going to go back up and I'm fine because I know I have the safety of the real estate.

00:09:34.720 You're just a winner, bro.

00:09:35.720 You got real estate.

00:09:36.560 You got so much crypto.

00:09:38.500 Dude, but it's not even like –

00:09:39.740 Like, don't do the –

00:09:40.900 You have the money.

00:09:41.740 Like, you could do that.

00:09:42.980 I don't think I have that much more money than you.

00:09:44.620 It's just like I probably just –

00:09:46.200 All my soul on my mother, on everything I love.

00:09:48.320 You have minimum five times my money, six times my money on everything I love,

00:09:51.540 which is good.

00:09:51.920 You deserve it more.

00:09:52.420 Nah, I don't think so.

00:09:54.060 Based off what you said, I don't think so.

00:09:56.400 Brother, have you checked Cheezer Eats Tracker?

00:09:58.800 Is that all your money?

00:10:01.200 All my soul, yes.

00:10:02.400 Why would you do that?

00:10:06.500 Why would –

00:10:07.100 Yeah, I've seen it.

00:10:07.860 I've seen –

00:10:08.080 Oh, fuck.

00:10:08.480 So that's why you're –

00:10:09.160 Well, welcome back.

00:10:09.940 You need to go make back the crypto losses.

00:10:12.260 And you were going to do that.

00:10:13.480 I'm not streaming for money.

00:10:14.660 If I'm streaming for money, I have to work five years to be even again.

00:10:17.100 Welcome back.

00:10:17.960 Welcome back.

00:10:18.580 Nah, I mean, come on.

00:10:19.360 It is on it.

00:10:19.820 What else did you do?

00:10:20.420 You played Bloons TD6?

00:10:22.780 That shit hits.

00:10:23.600 That shit hits.

00:10:24.480 Yes.

00:10:24.700 That and CSGO.

00:10:25.440 That's all I've been doing every day, all day.

00:10:26.920 Are you working out?

00:10:28.300 Are you getting sun?

00:10:28.940 Because, like, sometimes your face looks a little like –

00:10:30.980 You know, you can see the streaming.

00:10:33.220 But are you staying healthy?

00:10:36.020 I think so.

00:10:36.760 I'm staying pretty healthy.

00:10:37.560 But not much sun and not much working out.

00:10:39.380 But eating good.

00:10:40.320 Eating more.

00:10:41.460 Family good?

00:10:42.120 Everything good?

00:10:43.960 Yeah, family pretty good.

00:10:45.160 Mom and Duke's going through some stuff, but pretty good.

00:10:47.020 All right.

00:10:47.320 You don't get phased by, like, the internet trolls and stuff saying, like,

00:10:50.420 we – you know, Cheezer's left in 2024.

00:10:52.540 I know more.

00:10:53.780 The Cheezer fell off.

00:10:54.840 Like, a Cheezer's, a meth hat.

00:10:56.240 None of that stuff bothers you.

00:10:57.440 No, I'm just asking because that's, like –

00:10:59.140 Nobody's saying that.

00:11:00.420 You're the one saying that.

00:11:01.400 Dude, like, I – the Clippers are –

00:11:04.640 You have no positive PR.

00:11:07.960 I'm going to be real, bro.

00:11:09.020 I mean, people know it's a troll.

00:11:10.880 But I think, like, a lot of people don't.

00:11:12.700 And they probably fall for it.

00:11:13.740 But they like to hate on you, dude.

00:11:17.720 So what is there for me to do about it?

00:11:21.240 I don't know, bro.

00:11:22.300 Like, I don't want to –

00:11:22.920 Is it bad that I don't care?

00:11:23.800 Like, I don't even care.

00:11:24.720 Yeah, you don't care.

00:11:25.540 That's good.

00:11:26.000 That's good.

00:11:27.440 Like, I just can't care anymore.

00:11:29.080 I feel like I'm too old.

00:11:29.900 Like, 18-year-old me would have cared.

00:11:31.160 But, like, I'm 24, bro.

00:11:32.580 I don't care anymore.

00:11:33.340 Damn, you're 20.

00:11:34.000 You're unk.

00:11:34.460 Like, god damn.

00:11:35.320 Dude, I thought you were, like, 21.

00:11:36.300 You're getting up there, bro.

00:11:36.980 You're, like – you're 28, 27.

00:11:38.820 I'm 26.

00:11:39.700 I'm 26.

00:11:40.400 We're the same age.

00:11:41.280 That is bad that, like –

00:11:43.180 I know, man.

00:11:44.360 I'm getting older.

00:11:45.040 That's why life's hitting me more.

00:11:46.140 And I'm – I don't know.

00:11:47.720 Life's just hitting me, bro, honestly.

00:11:49.080 All right, explain.

00:11:49.560 It's starting to come out now.

00:11:50.300 How has your perspective changed on life?

00:11:53.560 That I really might finish the rest of my life knowing I took what I had for granted.

00:11:59.380 I'm being honest.

00:12:00.580 How did you take it for granted?

00:12:03.460 Example, the two-month break.

00:12:06.760 So –

00:12:07.200 Like, when I'm 30, when I'm 30, god forbid, it might happen.

00:12:10.600 I might not have any money.

00:12:12.000 And I'll be like, wow, I should not have been taking breaks.

00:12:14.040 So you think that all the streaming was pointless because none of it really amounted to anything?

00:12:22.920 Don't make me sad now.

00:12:24.300 That's what you're saying.

00:12:25.120 I'm just trying to spell – I'm just trying to figure out what you're thinking.

00:12:27.460 I'm just trying to bum you out.

00:12:28.780 Is that true?

00:12:31.020 Bro, honestly, am I – like, yeah.

00:12:32.760 I don't know.

00:12:33.380 I'm so fucked up, Sinico.

00:12:35.100 No, you're not.

00:12:35.640 You said you've been fine in your face.

00:12:36.800 You just said that you got a new perspective.

00:12:38.060 I'm lying.

00:12:38.600 Like, is it – do you not see it in my face?

00:12:39.980 I'm, like, so down bad.

00:12:41.840 It's insane.

00:12:42.720 So down bad.

00:12:44.040 It can't be that.

00:12:46.900 You got to –

00:12:47.400 But, like, only with, like – I don't know, bro.

00:12:51.120 This is why I don't like thinking about – like, see?

00:12:52.820 Talking about money, now I feel like shit again.

00:12:54.360 Money is the devil.

00:12:55.020 I don't want to talk about it.

00:12:56.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:58.560 Maybe quick gambling?

00:13:00.140 Small suggestion?

00:13:01.720 There's a common theme with –

00:13:02.740 I guess you don't – I guess you're not in every gambler stream.

00:13:05.640 Do a wanted buy.

00:13:06.360 Do a 10K wanted buy.

00:13:07.380 100K buy.

00:13:08.280 Okay, but I'm –

00:13:08.900 Verse, verse, verse.

00:13:09.540 But I'm not –

00:13:10.400 If you're doing that – I'm sorry.

00:13:11.860 I love you.

00:13:12.220 If you're doing that, you're definitely loading.

00:13:13.960 You're going up on your iPhone state.

00:13:15.140 You're definitely doing it, bro.

00:13:16.020 Wellahi, I've never.

00:13:16.920 I've never, never, never.

00:13:19.460 I believe you.

00:13:19.960 If you put on Wellahi, I believe you.

00:13:21.100 Never.

00:13:21.600 Well, no, no.

00:13:22.060 One time, I gave my friend $100 and I played on his phone.

00:13:26.380 It was a $100 bill.

00:13:27.280 I didn't log in and I didn't do it.

00:13:29.400 That was the one time.

00:13:31.340 What do you mean you didn't do it if you gave him $100 to gamble it?

00:13:33.940 Because I didn't make an account.

00:13:35.360 I gave $100 like he was –

00:13:36.240 When was this?

00:13:36.760 When was this?

00:13:37.900 Like, fuck, dude.

00:13:39.960 A couple months ago.

00:13:43.020 Fuck, dude.

00:13:43.620 So the time where you were telling everybody to do one advice is when you –

00:13:46.920 Bro, $100.

00:13:48.320 Like, that doesn't count.

00:13:49.260 Like, look at you trying to get me.

00:13:50.220 Yeah.

00:13:50.680 Fucking –

00:13:51.060 Like, okay, it was –

00:13:51.900 I agree.

00:13:52.400 $100.

00:13:52.940 Like, bro, that doesn't even count.

00:13:54.960 Like, I was just, like, fucking around.

00:13:56.220 I had a $100 bill.

00:13:57.160 That's, like, the average person doing, like, a Penny Depot.

00:13:59.060 That's actually nothing, dude.

00:13:59.800 That's nothing, dude.

00:14:01.420 Did they just leave?

00:14:04.880 What the hell are you wearing?

00:14:06.080 You are not Kanye, little bro.

00:14:07.780 Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:14:10.620 Ha.

00:14:11.540 Yeah, he's pushing 30 acting like this, bro.

00:14:13.500 You're the same age as me.

00:14:15.520 You're two years older.

00:14:18.040 Whatever, bro.

00:14:18.820 Seiko, should I turn to an IRL streamer?

00:14:22.100 You –

00:14:22.820 You're asking a question you know the answer to.

00:14:24.300 You hate IRL streams and you want to sit at your desktop

00:14:26.080 and yell and scream

00:14:27.300 and you think you're the best desktop streamer.

00:14:28.720 So, no, you're not going to do it.

00:14:29.740 Are you?

00:14:30.140 Should you do it?

00:14:32.280 I don't want to.

00:14:33.080 But, like, do you not feel like streaming is, like,

00:14:35.080 changing so insanely at a rapid pace?

00:14:38.240 I think the people that say that aren't adapting to the new times.

00:14:41.640 Like –

00:14:42.240 I don't want to, though.

00:14:43.540 I don't want to adapt to the new times.

00:14:44.940 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:45.460 Like –

00:14:45.620 I don't want to.

00:14:46.480 People like to say that, I think, to cope and convince themselves

00:14:49.260 that streaming is dead.

00:14:49.960 Streaming is not.

00:14:50.500 Streaming is only getting bigger and better.

00:14:52.340 And it's just like you just got to adapt always.

00:14:54.900 So, IRL could be good, but you're –

00:14:57.840 Bro, some of your IRLs –

00:14:58.640 you always say you're the best desktop streamer.

00:14:59.840 Some of your IRLs are really good.

00:15:02.820 See, let's go back to where you just –

00:15:05.200 I just got a brain form.

00:15:06.560 What were we just talking about?

00:15:08.100 Should you become an IRL streamer?

00:15:10.860 Yeah, bro.

00:15:11.420 Like, you said that I have to adapt to streaming now.

00:15:14.840 I can't.

00:15:16.060 How do I adapt to, like, what other people are doing?

00:15:17.760 You saw Phantom Stream?

00:15:19.340 Yeah, he played San Andreas.

00:15:20.720 We did the cool –

00:15:21.400 He's got, like, a Cluck and Bell employee coming in his room.

00:15:24.280 Like, how is he getting these people?

00:15:25.580 You got Kai Sinat, Bat Caves, Lamborghinis in the background.

00:15:28.340 I can't do that.

00:15:29.620 All this stuff I can't do.

00:15:31.120 And then I get Clown for not being able to do it.

00:15:32.980 I'm not capable.

00:15:34.600 Nah, I think that's cope.

00:15:35.780 I think you can hire –

00:15:37.200 Everything's cope to this guy, bro.

00:15:38.740 You can get a fake Lamborghini.

00:15:40.260 Like, you don't even need to have that in the back.

00:15:41.540 You can, like, decorate your room to –

00:15:43.060 If you play Red to Red Emerson, you can put on a cowboy hat

00:15:44.900 and fucking get a lasso and whip people, you know, like,

00:15:48.740 you can fucking, yeah, pretend to whip Slate.

00:15:50.500 Like, you could.

00:15:51.380 It's not that –

00:15:52.020 It's really, like, I think you're just, like, coping, dude.

00:15:55.060 I don't think it's that difficult.

00:15:56.560 If you could spend all that money into crypto,

00:15:58.180 you can invest into the streaming too.

00:16:00.540 The way I see it, it should be you should put 30% –

00:16:03.600 All the money, all your income, 30% should be reinvested,

00:16:06.340 30% of real estate, 30% crypto.

00:16:08.240 If you follow that method, like, that's the best method for longevity.

00:16:12.080 I just think 70% should always be stable.

00:16:14.560 Never more than 30% should be in crypto.

00:16:16.800 That's, like, the biggest mistake I've ever done.

00:16:18.920 It's just greed.

00:16:19.440 I was greedy.

00:16:20.600 Because you want it to go up and down because gambling changed your mind.

00:16:23.440 Bro, I swear on my soul,

00:16:25.520 I thought I was about to make the easiest million of my life.

00:16:27.700 One week later, I check my ledger.

00:16:29.380 It is – I don't even – dude.

00:16:31.280 It's just like when strippers start making or OnlyFans girls make hundreds of Ks a month

00:16:35.060 and then they get addicted to the fast money

00:16:36.920 and they don't know how to readapt into society.

00:16:38.460 If you're getting used to gambling money,

00:16:39.700 you're never going to want to do anything the right way.

00:16:41.820 You just want fast money instantly, just like a wanted win.

00:16:45.240 That's the problem.

00:16:45.640 See, that's what I mean by, like, now I'm more humble.

00:16:47.640 Now, when it comes to, like, bro, I put in the whole million.

00:16:50.200 Now, if you ever ask me to do that, the most I'm investing is, like, 10K.

00:16:52.980 I value money again, bro.

00:16:54.560 I swear I do.

00:16:56.580 You believe that?

00:16:57.240 Why do you not believe anything I say?

00:17:00.140 I'm trying to actually have a good combo with you, bro.

00:17:01.860 I mean this from my heart.

00:17:02.720 So, okay.

00:17:03.400 So, you're not going to – but my thing is, like, gambling is the source of that problem

00:17:07.980 because you guys think that, okay, look, I'm making all this money from the gambling stuff,

00:17:11.660 but then you become a gambling addict and then lose it.

00:17:14.720 Like, you're always going to lose gambling.

00:17:16.200 Yeah, but you could say that for other people, but I've been gambling before all this.

00:17:19.160 Like, I was gambling in 2018.

00:17:21.020 I was one of the first – I was – me and Lois were the first two streamers to ever stream gambling.

00:17:25.000 Like, I've been on this.

00:17:26.040 It's just, like, a part of who I am.

00:17:27.260 I like the, like – I don't know.

00:17:28.800 I like that shit.

00:17:29.500 I like being happy one day and being depressed one day.

00:17:31.580 So, you don't want to – so, you like what you're doing?

00:17:35.400 Yeah, but, like, now I don't have the chance to be happy.

00:17:38.380 Back then, if I lose, like, something, I have the chance to be happy because I can chase and get it back.

00:17:41.540 Now, I can't chase.

00:17:42.540 It's done.

00:17:43.320 So, it sounds like –

00:17:43.880 There's no getting happy.

00:17:44.320 Now, it's going to be depressed for a couple months.

00:17:46.620 So, do you like the fact that you're going to be depressed for a couple months or not?

00:17:50.540 That's just life, bro.

00:17:51.360 I'm not going to sit here and cry about it.

00:17:55.060 It's just going to happen.

00:17:55.680 It's life.

00:17:56.080 It's going to be a part of life.

00:17:56.980 It's going to make me a better man in the future.

00:17:59.460 It's all a lesson, bro.

00:18:00.360 It's all a lesson.

00:18:01.420 All of this is, like, I swear – like, I don't want to bring up the Matrix stuff, but everything all lines together.

00:18:06.160 Everything.

00:18:06.700 Yeah, everything happens for a reason.

00:18:08.180 Everything's supposed to happen.

00:18:08.740 God knows I don't deserve a million.

00:18:10.460 So, God made all that happen.

00:18:11.880 So, you got humbled for a reason.

00:18:14.100 Humble for a reason.

00:18:14.800 I swear I genuinely believe that.

00:18:16.340 That's the best way.

00:18:16.940 I'm going to be honest.

00:18:18.160 I kind of felt like a hothead.

00:18:19.180 I'm like, yo, I did it, bro.

00:18:20.400 I'm a millionaire.

00:18:21.040 Like, I did it.

00:18:21.960 Like, I just did it.

00:18:22.700 And now, look.

00:18:23.520 Humbled.

00:18:24.940 Humbled.

00:18:25.520 That's the best way to take an L and be like, this is all a lesson.

00:18:29.600 Do you hear that my washing machine beating?

00:18:33.940 Wow, the shit.

00:18:36.080 Bro, Cheezer's 5'3".

00:18:37.440 He knows depression all his life.

00:18:38.980 God damn, dude.

00:18:39.860 He's got to be at least 5'7".

00:18:42.660 I met him in person.

00:18:44.960 Right?

00:18:45.800 Yeah.

00:18:46.280 Nah, I am.

00:18:46.820 You're tall as fuck, though.

00:18:48.040 You make me actually look like a mid.

00:18:49.320 You're like 6'2".

00:18:50.580 You know, 6'3".

00:18:52.580 What's life like being 6'3"?

00:18:55.620 I'm like, fuck all this driven shit.

00:18:58.200 Is it amazing, bro?

00:18:59.220 Dude, you know what?

00:18:59.920 I think I was talking to Milo the other day.

00:19:02.340 He's over 6'0".

00:19:03.020 And we're like, dude, imagine not being tall.

00:19:05.440 Like, that's got to be a shitty.

00:19:06.360 Bro.

00:19:06.800 Do it if you're real?

00:19:07.940 That's got to suck.

00:19:08.820 Every.

00:19:09.320 All right, listen.

00:19:09.860 All honesty, it's late night.

00:19:11.420 Every time I go out in public, any restaurant, bro, I'm damn near the shortest.

00:19:16.020 Every guy is taller than me.

00:19:17.340 Every.

00:19:18.440 I'm taller than most girls, actually.

00:19:19.720 But every single guy is taller than me.

00:19:21.720 And you think about that, right?

00:19:23.840 Fuck yeah.

00:19:24.520 And I know Caitlin would be like, yo, I really got the shortest man.

00:19:27.620 Everywhere I go, bro.

00:19:29.500 Yeah, that sucks.

00:19:30.820 What is.

00:19:31.280 You look at me like as like a.

00:19:33.280 I feel like tall people look down on short people.

00:19:36.260 How do you not?

00:19:37.040 Like, how do you not?

00:19:37.720 Like, I don't know.

00:19:38.680 You know, like, you know, when rich and famous people pretend to be humble so that, you know,

00:19:42.980 that they don't piss people off.

00:19:44.180 It's kind of the same thing being tall.

00:19:45.420 Like, you don't really talk about it because, you know, people can't change it and it gets

00:19:48.480 them upset.

00:19:49.280 Fat people, at least you could change being fat.

00:19:50.880 Like, height, you're just fucked.

00:19:52.160 Like, you're just.

00:19:52.420 Facts.

00:19:52.800 Facts.

00:19:53.240 Bro.

00:19:53.440 I got lucky as fuck, though, because my freshman year, believe it or not, I was five foot two.

00:19:58.380 Five foot two as a freshman in high school.

00:19:59.820 I was one of the shortest kids.

00:20:00.740 I had the weirdest growth spurt in, I think, sophomore year, junior year.

00:20:04.140 Craziest growth spurt.

00:20:05.140 I thought I was so fucked, bro.

00:20:06.760 You went through puberty when you were like 17?

00:20:08.160 I don't know if it was puberty exactly, but I got a lot taller.

00:20:13.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:13.400 I've always been the shortest kid throughout school, until high school.

00:20:16.100 I went through, yeah, I was a late bloomer.

00:20:18.260 I think that means, I don't know what that means.

00:20:20.700 It was like 17.

00:20:21.500 Why are you smiling?

00:20:22.060 What does it mean?

00:20:22.580 No, it definitely means something.

00:20:23.420 Why are you smiling?

00:20:24.100 I don't know, because I know Chad's going to say it means low testosterone, but maybe I'm wrong.

00:20:28.380 What do you think my testosterone is?

00:20:29.980 Like, I won't, I swear on my life I won't take offense.

00:20:31.980 I'm actually curious, and I want to get it tested soon.

00:20:33.900 I just got mine done.

00:20:35.020 Real quick, real quick, real quick.

00:20:36.120 I grow a beard in two days.

00:20:37.200 I just shaved.

00:20:37.580 I grow a beard every two days.

00:20:38.640 That's a sign of high T.

00:20:39.780 Are you balding at all?

00:20:42.540 What do you mean?

00:20:43.780 No.

00:20:44.340 Yeah, no?

00:20:45.080 Okay, someone said receding.

00:20:45.980 I don't know.

00:20:47.220 Mine's, I think, 670.

00:20:48.560 Isn't it balding?

00:20:49.900 I don't think that's balding.

00:20:50.800 No, that's like a normal white dude hairline, right?

00:20:53.460 I think so.

00:20:54.320 Yeah, like normal white.

00:20:54.960 What is your chat saying?

00:20:57.620 They're just all fat and miserable.

00:20:58.880 They're saying that it's balding.

00:21:00.340 Okay.

00:21:00.720 Okay, yeah.

00:21:01.440 They say, right now it doesn't look too bad.

00:21:03.460 I don't know.

00:21:04.000 Mine's 670.

00:21:04.760 I'm going to guess yours is...

00:21:08.400 Yeah, you guess too.

00:21:10.480 You vape.

00:21:11.140 I say like 400.

00:21:12.180 Yeah, vape.

00:21:12.640 And I heard that is bad.

00:21:13.540 I say 400 for you.

00:21:14.520 I was going to say 450, but I wasn't trying to be a dickhead.

00:21:17.180 I think 450 because vaping does lower your T.

00:21:19.400 You're not getting sun.

00:21:20.260 You don't work.

00:21:20.700 You don't really lift weights.

00:21:22.200 And what's the average?

00:21:22.960 Because I saw Neon's like 180.

00:21:24.440 That's fake.

00:21:25.000 He was clip farming, I think.

00:21:26.000 But he was.

00:21:27.060 He probably paid the girl.

00:21:29.100 But the average fur...

00:21:30.260 Is that not possible?

00:21:31.380 Sorry to interrupt you again.

00:21:32.280 That's not possible to have 180?

00:21:33.820 It is, but that's like a woman.

00:21:35.620 Like a woman's got to have that.

00:21:37.000 That's like a transgender person.

00:21:39.200 I'm not trying to be mean, but have you like seen Neon?

00:21:41.740 Yeah, dude.

00:21:42.320 He showed me his stomach, dude.

00:21:43.480 It's bad.

00:21:44.120 He's always been like that.

00:21:44.900 He has the weirdest body I've ever seen.

00:21:46.620 It doesn't even look like a human.

00:21:47.640 He's built like a bug from a bug's life.

00:21:50.720 Someone that age is just...

00:21:53.000 He's skinny but fat at the same time.

00:21:54.740 I've never seen something like that in my life.

00:21:55.920 Yeah, no.

00:21:56.660 It's like he's a rapper with a lean gut, but he doesn't drink lean.

00:21:59.280 It's ridiculous.

00:22:00.080 Like where...

00:22:00.540 What the fuck is he eating for that to happen?

00:22:02.100 You don't look like that, do you?

00:22:04.280 I'll show you my body.

00:22:05.280 I ain't insecure.

00:22:11.220 Okay.

00:22:12.100 Yeah, there's no fat there.

00:22:14.160 Maybe your testosterone is higher.

00:22:15.440 Let me take my shirt off.

00:22:16.260 Sorry.

00:22:16.620 I got good shoulders, bro.

00:22:17.700 I got crazy shoulders, too.

00:22:19.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:19.980 You don't have any gyno?

00:22:20.800 Do you have gyno or not?

00:22:21.880 I can't really tell.

00:22:22.480 Your chest is not like...

00:22:24.100 What?

00:22:25.080 Gyno.

00:22:25.440 Bro, you know like the tits where men start to get like tit nipples?

00:22:30.460 What Hollywood shit are you talking about, bro?

00:22:31.980 Bro, gyno is one...

00:22:33.080 You ever seen UFC fighters and it looks like they have tits?

00:22:36.980 No, I don't take no fucking shots in my tits, bro.

00:22:39.320 You don't need shots.

00:22:40.300 It's just like it's a sign of low T where some people start developing boobs even if they're

00:22:44.340 in shape.

00:22:44.660 Anyway, you don't have that.

00:22:45.920 You could probably...

00:22:46.780 I don't know.

00:22:47.760 You could probably lock the fuck in.

00:22:49.060 Dude, short guys, it's so easy to get jacked.

00:22:52.340 My main thing is just gaining weight, bro.

00:22:53.860 I could eat so much...

00:22:54.860 Bro.

00:22:55.560 So you go...

00:22:56.060 Wait, how much do you think I weigh?

00:22:59.220 135.

00:23:01.180 You just made a...

00:23:01.960 You set the bar so high I'm cooked.

00:23:03.760 I think less than 135?

00:23:05.540 Seriously?

00:23:05.980 I was going low.

00:23:06.700 I was about to say 145.

00:23:10.500 Bro.

00:23:10.780 123.

00:23:13.400 God damn, dude.

00:23:15.340 Dude, does Caleb...

00:23:15.940 I don't know why, bro.

00:23:17.000 I'm eating.

00:23:17.620 Yes, I'm eating.

00:23:18.420 Yes.

00:23:18.740 I swear on my life I'm eating.

00:23:20.200 What the fuck, Jeff?

00:23:21.520 Three meals a day.

00:23:22.240 Three meals a day.

00:23:22.900 Three meals a day.

00:23:23.500 I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, bro.

00:23:25.340 There's just no way that's true.

00:23:27.320 I swear to God.

00:23:28.220 And if anything, I'm losing weight.

00:23:29.860 I'm losing more and more.

00:23:31.160 Real time, you should probably do reverse Ramadan and just eat when everyone's fasting and just

00:23:35.240 gain weight.

00:23:35.680 Like, you just shouldn't do Ramadan at this point.

00:23:37.640 Like, don't fast.

00:23:39.040 You're going to shrivel up.

00:23:40.280 Look, does Kalen weigh more than you?

00:23:43.700 You're weird.

00:23:45.900 That's kind of crazy, dude.

00:23:49.280 You're so weird.

00:23:50.220 No, no, no.

00:23:50.620 Okay, a weird question.

00:23:51.520 Weird question.

00:23:52.780 Life or death on the line, is she beating you in a fight?

00:23:56.760 Are you, like, retarded, bro?

00:23:58.060 No.

00:23:58.320 On my life, on everything I love, no.

00:24:00.860 I can fight, bro.

00:24:06.060 The fuck?

00:24:07.080 All right.

00:24:09.040 What?

00:24:10.900 Like, what the fuck?

00:24:11.840 I just got so quiet after I said I can fight.

00:24:13.680 I can fight.

00:24:14.320 I grew up in Indiana.

00:24:15.180 I've been in a couple fights.

00:24:16.420 Oh, they're saying you used to box.

00:24:17.440 I'm not saying.

00:24:18.860 Nah, not box.

00:24:19.420 I'm not a boxer.

00:24:20.200 I don't like that shit.

00:24:21.340 I did that one time.

00:24:22.380 I don't like the feeling of gloves on my...

00:24:23.700 I don't like that.

00:24:24.280 Fuck, no.

00:24:25.280 So, what's your...

00:24:26.280 I gotta be free.

00:24:27.020 I gotta be free.

00:24:28.740 Nothing on my hands.

00:24:29.560 What was that?

00:24:30.980 That's my little...

00:24:31.640 That's my little...

00:24:32.160 I don't want to say too much.

00:24:33.040 My little shimmy.

00:24:33.580 I got footwork and all that, bro.

00:24:35.160 Oh, yeah?

00:24:36.540 Wait, can I see some?

00:24:38.700 Nah, nah, nah.

00:24:39.380 Because I...

00:24:40.220 This makes me sound like such a bitch, bro.

00:24:42.960 If I kick my leg up, I pull a muscle.

00:24:45.060 I have, like, an actual problem developing, like...

00:24:47.580 Don't be weird, but it's, like, right by my penis.

00:24:50.380 Like, your inner thigh penis area.

00:24:52.960 You know what I mean?

00:24:53.720 No.

00:24:55.480 Well, I've been having...

00:24:56.220 I've been having crazy pain there, bro.

00:24:57.600 Just walking.

00:24:58.480 Your dick hurts?

00:24:59.300 See?

00:25:01.060 I said you're gonna be weird.

00:25:02.000 Right by it.

00:25:02.640 Right beside it.

00:25:03.280 Like, right here.

00:25:05.260 Like...

00:25:06.260 What, your groin?

00:25:07.940 Right here.

00:25:08.640 Yeah, your groin.

00:25:10.240 Yeah, I don't know what the fuck happened.

00:25:11.360 That shit hurts, bro.

00:25:12.920 Dude, I mean, maybe stretch.

00:25:15.560 That is probably what it is, bro.

00:25:17.360 That is probably what it is.

00:25:18.320 I'm averaging, like, 40 steps a day.

00:25:19.700 I walk from my bed to my computer, play CSGO.

00:25:22.060 When it's, like, 7 a.m., time for sleep, I walk to my room.

00:25:24.620 That's it.

00:25:25.060 They're saying you have an STD.

00:25:26.120 I think it's the muscle by your inner thigh, so just, like...

00:25:29.120 Yo, your chat, bro.

00:25:30.840 Why is your chat saying I got an STD?

00:25:32.580 I've never heard of your dick muscles hurting.

00:25:35.300 I've never heard of it.

00:25:36.400 It's not my...

00:25:37.000 Yo, look!

00:25:38.080 Wait, they're saying I'm a hernia.

00:25:40.260 Yeah, is that a hernia?

00:25:41.380 No, because hernia is, like, exclusive pain.

00:25:43.600 You'd be crying.

00:25:44.500 It's not a hernia.

00:25:45.120 I think it's just a muscle I pulled beside it.

00:25:47.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:47.480 I swear to God, my dick and balls doesn't hurt.

00:25:49.000 It's not my penis and my balls.

00:25:50.260 See, you gotta twist it.

00:25:51.040 Now people are gonna think that.

00:25:51.940 It's my muscle bite.

00:25:53.520 It's, uh...

00:25:54.240 Your groin muscles are fucked up.

00:25:57.080 Yeah, bro.

00:25:57.640 Um...

00:25:58.240 Have you been working out?

00:26:00.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:01.640 I should do, like, probably three times a week.

00:26:03.400 Three times a week.

00:26:04.120 I should do, like...

00:26:05.400 I do, like, realistically once a week.

00:26:08.280 But I'm easing in.

00:26:09.180 I gotta at-home workouts.

00:26:11.120 But you have all the time in the world.

00:26:12.460 Like, my excuse is that I'm uploading every day.

00:26:14.140 I gotta edit every day, too.

00:26:15.200 Like, what's your excuse to not go every day?

00:26:18.040 I got a life?

00:26:19.820 So you play CSGO and balloons tower defense all day.

00:26:24.240 Is that not a...

00:26:25.040 Yo, here we go.

00:26:25.620 Is that not a life?

00:26:27.480 No.

00:26:29.680 Now let me ask you this.

00:26:30.720 Alright, actually, I love this.

00:26:31.840 I love the way this is set up.

00:26:32.880 Why is it not a life?

00:26:33.880 Let's hear this.

00:26:34.580 Why is that not a life?

00:26:35.580 If it's what I enjoy.

00:26:36.880 Because it's a virtual life.

00:26:38.020 You're playing someone else's life in CSGO that was created by video game developers.

00:26:42.580 Life is everything that's...

00:26:43.840 The reason people play games is to escape life.

00:26:46.900 I've been escaping life every day, bro.

00:26:49.180 Shit just got real and deep.

00:26:50.520 Damn.

00:26:50.780 It's my happiness.

00:26:53.660 Why are you like y'all?

00:26:55.200 It's like smiling.

00:26:56.080 I don't know.

00:26:56.500 I don't know why.

00:26:57.460 I'm not trying to be a dickhead.

00:26:58.540 I don't know why.

00:26:59.340 Why is it funny, like, when you're sad?

00:27:02.820 Why is it...

00:27:05.240 This is sad, bro.

00:27:06.420 This is like...

00:27:06.920 I don't know.

00:27:07.580 I don't know.

00:27:08.060 There's not a lot of people like that where it's funny when you're...

00:27:11.220 You make it funny for some reason.

00:27:12.800 Why?

00:27:13.020 I don't know.

00:27:16.000 I don't know.

00:27:16.460 Shout out to my fuck...

00:27:17.100 Okay, they're saying I'm a bad friend.

00:27:18.840 All right.

00:27:19.220 You know what?

00:27:19.800 Fuck it.

00:27:20.140 Your chat's so nice.

00:27:21.180 Your chat's actually so nice.

00:27:22.500 Yeah, my bad.

00:27:23.260 Are they talking good about me?

00:27:25.440 They're saying, ask Cheezer about the Bosnian elections.

00:27:29.100 Like, I guess he knows.

00:27:29.800 I don't even know about...

00:27:30.980 Yeah, I don't know.

00:27:32.300 He doesn't know.

00:27:33.380 They're saying, I'm foul.

00:27:35.220 W Bosnia.

00:27:36.140 We love Big Cheez.

00:27:37.300 Wait, what's been...

00:27:37.940 Real quick.

00:27:38.360 What's been going on with...

00:27:39.420 I heard you're like...

00:27:40.120 You're changing up your content style.

00:27:41.580 I saw some stuff with XQC.

00:27:43.020 What are you doing?

00:27:44.180 You haven't seen any of my 90 vlogs?

00:27:47.400 God damn it, dude.

00:27:47.860 I'm going to be a liar, bro.

00:27:48.920 I'm not going to be a liar.

00:27:49.760 I watched like a couple minutes of it.

00:27:51.280 Honest.

00:27:51.700 Honest.

00:27:52.080 Oh my God, bro.

00:27:52.460 Honest.

00:27:53.800 Don't take that for...

00:27:54.680 Like, that's me, though.

00:27:55.320 That's me.

00:27:55.820 That's me.

00:27:56.320 No, it is what it is.

00:27:57.040 It is what it is.

00:27:58.240 You guys have TikTok brands.

00:27:59.400 It's fine.

00:27:59.920 But they're good.

00:28:01.100 Like, they're just...

00:28:02.460 They capture New York.

00:28:03.340 It's something different every day.

00:28:05.340 It's life.

00:28:06.160 You know, I yap a lot.

00:28:07.300 I talk about what's happening in the world.

00:28:09.580 Interact with people.

00:28:10.420 You don't care.

00:28:10.840 It's like a condensed IRL stream in New York.

00:28:12.920 Oh, what?

00:28:13.380 You don't care.

00:28:13.800 What do you mean I don't care?

00:28:14.540 I can see him not caring as I'm talking about it.

00:28:17.240 Like, pretending to...

00:28:18.400 Like, I can see it in your fucking face.

00:28:20.240 You asked me the question, but it's fine.

00:28:22.380 Whatever, bro.

00:28:23.120 They're good.

00:28:23.700 They're good.

00:28:24.100 Check it out.

00:28:24.520 I don't care if you don't watch it.

00:28:25.880 But that's what I've been doing.

00:28:27.640 Why is my chat saying Ad Zerka?

00:28:30.900 I don't know.

00:28:31.540 Because he hasn't streamed in a couple months.

00:28:33.760 Oh.

00:28:34.980 You don't talk to him, right?

00:28:35.880 Ten kids streaming.

00:28:37.060 Nah.

00:28:37.880 Nah.

00:28:38.260 Last time I saw him, he said he wanted to fuck my girl with my girl sitting right by

00:28:41.220 me.

00:28:41.340 And I think he was with you, actually.

00:28:42.520 You let that happen.

00:28:43.840 I don't remember that.

00:28:44.880 I really don't remember.

00:28:45.400 I was in a call.

00:28:46.120 It was me and Kalen.

00:28:47.360 And you and I think maybe Convy.

00:28:49.200 And Zerka came in the room.

00:28:50.260 He said he's going to fuck my girl with her right here.

00:28:52.520 Wait.

00:28:52.800 I left the call.

00:28:53.460 I didn't back you up?

00:28:55.340 No.

00:28:55.720 So I left the call.

00:28:56.760 Fuck, dude.

00:28:58.060 And I didn't say shit back, bro.

00:29:00.040 Fuck.

00:29:00.480 So it's not your fault.

00:29:01.460 I should be sticking up for myself, but I didn't at the time.

00:29:03.620 Times are different now, though.

00:29:04.700 Times are different.

00:29:05.560 Well, I guess the change is I'm not trying to appeal to, like...

00:29:08.460 So right now, my chat, if you say, like, fuck women or, like, fuck gay people, there's

00:29:14.000 going to be 10 people who spam W nonstop.

00:29:16.380 And I'm trying to not, you know, I'm trying to broad...

00:29:19.200 I don't want to speak to the echo chamber.

00:29:20.580 I'm trying to, like...

00:29:20.980 You're all about love speech.

00:29:21.920 That's what people get twisted about it.

00:29:23.140 That's what I'm saying.

00:29:23.840 Like, I've been saying that nonstop for two and a half years, but just, like, right

00:29:26.320 now, spamming W.

00:29:27.160 Like, that's...

00:29:27.520 I don't want to appeal to that anymore.

00:29:29.820 Or, like, at all.

00:29:30.840 What do they think about Kanye, the shirt he's been wearing and stuff?

00:29:34.340 Um, I think it's...

00:29:36.840 They think it's funny, you know?

00:29:38.680 Of course they do.

00:29:39.400 Of course they do.

00:29:39.980 They laugh so hard at that.

00:29:41.220 They think it's funny.

00:29:42.860 What do you think about Kanye?

00:29:46.700 Ye is pushing the boundaries.

00:29:48.340 I think a lot of it, he's trolling.

00:29:50.580 Yo, get a load of this dick eater.

00:29:52.160 What?

00:29:52.500 You say it.

00:29:53.060 You say it.

00:29:53.720 You say it.

00:29:54.500 This fucking switch off.

00:29:55.720 You have a switch off.

00:29:56.540 How am I switch...

00:29:57.200 What are you talking...

00:29:57.660 What did I switch up on?

00:29:58.240 I'm just kidding.

00:29:58.500 No, go ahead.

00:29:58.980 No, I'm just kidding.

00:29:59.420 I'm just kidding.

00:29:59.920 What did I switch up on?

00:30:01.500 And now they're putting...

00:30:01.940 No, I'm kidding.

00:30:02.460 Oh my god.

00:30:03.000 They're putting salutes.

00:30:03.800 Look, dude.

00:30:04.980 It's just fucking...

00:30:06.300 Oh my god.

00:30:06.880 So bad.

00:30:07.720 That's so bad.

00:30:08.600 That's actually so bad.

00:30:09.880 But there's no growth.

00:30:11.300 Like, it's just trying to...

00:30:12.080 I don't know.

00:30:12.700 I think it's...

00:30:14.140 It's making X entertaining.

00:30:15.700 It's funny to see every day.

00:30:16.800 He's pushing boundaries.

00:30:17.520 People are getting triggered.

00:30:18.300 It's like...

00:30:18.740 I'm reading every tweet.

00:30:20.120 You know, I even...

00:30:20.520 Yeah.

00:30:20.680 Yeah, I'll tell you something

00:30:23.220 off stream too, but...

00:30:24.940 Yeah, he's...

00:30:25.340 All right, all right, all right.

00:30:26.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:28.040 Are you happy I'm back

00:30:28.880 to streaming though, Sneeko?

00:30:29.880 I am glad you're back

00:30:30.680 because I needed something to leash.

00:30:31.760 I had no content today.

00:30:33.100 You hurt your dog?

00:30:34.160 Why did they tell me to press you

00:30:35.200 for hurting your dog?

00:30:37.460 I don't know what...

00:30:38.420 Like, is your chat parasocial, bro?

00:30:40.280 Nobody hurt a dog.

00:30:41.120 My dog, he's just in the vet right now.

00:30:43.640 Why is he in the vet?

00:30:45.440 I woke up.

00:30:46.040 He was laying on the ground.

00:30:46.720 He got a heart attack.

00:30:48.620 How the fuck does a dog

00:30:49.620 get a heart attack?

00:30:50.680 I don't know, bro.

00:30:55.200 And you did...

00:30:55.760 Okay.

00:30:57.460 With a little light blue vape.

00:30:58.960 Do you have to pick

00:30:59.380 the gayest color of vape?

00:31:02.020 It's called frickin' fab.

00:31:04.120 That's the flavor.

00:31:04.900 It's frickin' fab.

00:31:05.940 Frickin' fab...

00:31:06.500 Like, fabulous?

00:31:06.900 So when I go in the gas station,

00:31:08.140 I say,

00:31:08.460 Ayo, ah!

00:31:09.280 Give me a frickin' fab!

00:31:10.420 And he gives it to me.

00:31:13.300 I'm deadass too, bro.

00:31:16.540 I'm a chain.

00:31:17.000 This is bad.

00:31:18.020 No, it's bad, bro.

00:31:18.760 I know.

00:31:19.120 It's real bad.

00:31:20.060 I'm a chain.

00:31:20.400 I know.

00:31:21.540 You think as a grown man

00:31:22.360 I don't feel crazy doing that?

00:31:23.380 I do, but it's addiction.

00:31:24.840 And addiction is real, Sneeko.

00:31:26.000 Stop saying it's not real.

00:31:26.820 It's real.

00:31:27.840 Okay.

00:31:28.680 Why is my sister texting me?

00:31:29.280 It's so fucking real.

00:31:31.400 Damn, the maids...

00:31:32.120 How much do you think

00:31:32.560 I should pay the maids?

00:31:34.440 How long...

00:31:35.040 Wait, how long were they there?

00:31:37.780 Two...

00:31:38.260 Three hours?

00:31:39.420 Three hours?

00:31:40.440 How many?

00:31:41.820 Who?

00:31:42.020 How many of them?

00:31:43.740 There's two.

00:31:44.640 They clean the whole place.

00:31:45.540 500 each.

00:31:46.100 500 each.

00:31:46.760 What the fuck?

00:31:48.740 They got family to feed, bro.

00:31:50.080 You're blessed with millions of dollars.

00:31:51.380 The least you could do.

00:31:52.280 That's one thing I worked on too.

00:31:53.720 Give out and you'll receive it back.

00:31:55.860 Okay, they asked for 350.

00:31:57.060 I was gonna like...

00:31:58.820 Oh, and they're asking...

00:31:59.720 Yo, give them 500.

00:32:01.060 Bless them.

00:32:01.620 Actually, bring them in here too.

00:32:02.960 Bring them in here.

00:32:04.060 I would pitch in,

00:32:04.920 but I'm down bad, bro.

00:32:06.580 You can't give a couple hundred dollars

00:32:07.820 to some people.

00:32:08.940 Bro, I'm so stingy with a penny now.

00:32:10.980 You don't even know.

00:32:12.020 And you're gonna go gamble

00:32:12.980 right after this too.

00:32:13.780 You're like, you greedy fuck.

00:32:14.720 You can't give one wanted buy

00:32:15.820 to these Mexicans.

00:32:18.060 Why did you just...

00:32:18.960 What do you mean these Mexicans?

00:32:21.040 Their people?

00:32:21.980 Or the Guatemalan.

00:32:22.800 Yeah, I don't want to leak

00:32:23.820 their names or something.

00:32:25.680 All right, bring them in and bless them.

00:32:27.180 I don't want to farm them for...

00:32:28.400 Is that weird?

00:32:28.900 I don't want to...

00:32:29.620 No, no, no, no.

00:32:30.460 Because it's for me.

00:32:31.080 You're not...

00:32:31.560 I'm the one telling you to do it.

00:32:32.700 I need some shit.

00:32:33.860 Okay, okay.

00:32:35.200 How do you say excuse me in Spanish?

00:32:38.980 Why are you asking me?

00:32:39.820 Like, I don't know.

00:32:41.140 How do you say excuse me?

00:32:42.160 You have a lawnmower business,

00:32:43.200 so you work with them, right?

00:32:45.460 I don't want to talk about...

00:32:46.660 I'm going to talk offshore.

00:32:47.560 It's called...

00:32:48.820 Com...

00:32:50.440 Wait.

00:32:51.180 Permiso.

00:32:51.840 Permiso.

00:32:52.320 Permiso.

00:32:52.820 Permiso.

00:32:53.500 Permiso?

00:32:56.660 Permi...

00:32:57.140 Permiso?

00:32:58.840 I'm putting in this L.

00:32:59.760 I think they know I'm live or something.

00:33:06.780 Wait, I think that's what that means.

00:33:07.960 Hold on, bro.

00:33:09.060 Yeah, that means like...

00:33:10.220 I might have just got baited in Angulo.

00:33:20.360 Okay, no, no.

00:33:20.900 Permiso's not a slur.

00:33:21.860 Oh, yeah.

00:33:22.260 It's good.

00:33:22.540 We're good.

00:33:23.020 Holy shit.

00:33:23.520 I kind of got scared, bro.

00:33:24.380 You just look funny, bro.

00:33:33.680 Aww.

00:33:34.780 That was kind of a...

00:33:35.680 Aww.

00:33:36.580 You did it?

00:33:37.400 Yeah, I did.

00:33:37.920 I get 500.

00:33:39.100 It wasn't a good guy.

00:33:40.160 Wait, you're not giving 1,000?

00:33:42.240 500, 500?

00:33:44.780 No.

00:33:45.480 Yo, you're fucked.

00:33:46.500 You're actually fucked.

00:33:47.580 I'm good.

00:33:47.840 I'm good off that.

00:33:48.460 They would do it.

00:33:49.800 Are they...

00:33:50.220 Did they come every day?

00:33:51.680 No.

00:33:52.100 What the...

00:33:52.400 Every day, dude.

00:33:53.080 You think I'm a filth, like a pigsty?

00:33:54.840 Like, once every two weeks.

00:33:56.720 What do I need to clean every day for?

00:33:58.420 She wasn't that like...

00:33:59.340 Bring them back.

00:34:00.600 That clip didn't hit.

00:34:02.020 Yeah, because I don't...

00:34:02.600 They don't want to be...

00:34:03.080 They know I'm on camera.

00:34:03.860 They don't want to be on camera, dude.

00:34:06.060 Stop farming my maids, bro.

00:34:07.980 I know.

00:34:08.520 I know.

00:34:08.980 They're private people.

00:34:09.880 Look at you.

00:34:10.280 You've been away for months.

00:34:11.500 No, my mom's a maid.

00:34:12.680 That's why.

00:34:13.060 And I like to see maids get blessed.

00:34:14.240 I swear to God.

00:34:14.880 That's where I am.

00:34:15.220 Oh, actually, that makes it worthwhile.

00:34:16.380 Did they leave?

00:34:17.240 Por favor.

00:34:20.180 Por favor.

00:34:20.900 Chavos, por favor.

00:34:21.540 What does that mean?

00:34:22.320 That means please, dumbass.

00:34:23.580 Everybody knows that.

00:34:25.580 Everybody knows that.

00:34:26.960 I took Chinese class.

00:34:27.980 I know a lot of Chinese.

00:34:30.280 I speak Chinese.

00:34:31.680 Go ahead.

00:34:32.020 I'm here.

00:34:33.060 Ni hao, tang chui, man.

00:34:35.100 What do you want to see?

00:34:37.580 Sure, I want to see you.

00:34:41.820 What do you want to see?

00:34:44.000 The crazy thing is, you might actually be speaking Chinese, and I don't even know.

00:34:47.460 I am.

00:34:47.880 You racist, fuck.

00:34:49.460 I said, thank you.

00:34:50.240 Nice to meet you, too.

00:34:50.860 Racist?

00:34:51.740 Yes.

00:34:52.080 I saw you call me.

00:34:53.140 I saw you call me chinko right before when I gifted you subs, you fucking weird racist.

00:34:56.680 No, I read somebody from my chat.

00:34:58.080 Wait, wait.

00:34:58.760 Say something again, a sentence again.

00:35:00.880 Gozi, lao, b-bye.

00:35:03.140 That language is tough.

00:35:04.320 You guys, like, change your tone throughout the whole sentence.

00:35:06.340 I know.

00:35:06.840 It's a lot to memorize, because you have to, like, gozi.

00:35:08.660 That's hard to learn, no?

00:35:09.580 Yeah.

00:35:09.860 If you, like, mispronounce it a little bit, it means a whole different thing.

00:35:13.280 Can you speak fluently?

00:35:14.160 Gozi, lao, b-bye.

00:35:16.160 Gozi, lao, b-bye.

00:35:17.160 Gozi, lao, b-bye.

00:35:17.840 That's funny?

00:35:20.800 My language is funny to you?

00:35:22.100 No, no.

00:35:22.980 I read something in the chat.

00:35:24.260 That is not funny.

00:35:25.320 So you are Chinese, though.

00:35:27.800 Hey, I thought this whole time you said you're not Chinese.

00:35:30.520 And I don't know why my chat's laughing so bad at you speaking Chinese.

00:35:32.980 That's fucked up.

00:35:33.720 Dude, yeah.

00:35:34.140 I'm half Chinese.

00:35:35.360 I'm not a CCP agent.

00:35:36.540 I'm a normal guy.

00:35:37.580 I'm not a dog eater.

00:35:38.580 All right.

00:35:38.780 One last sentence.

00:35:39.560 One last sentence.

00:35:40.260 Say, like, hey, my day was good today.

00:35:45.640 I messed up the end, but yeah.

00:35:52.740 You're so funny.

00:35:53.700 It's not Sims character.

00:35:54.940 It's not Sims character language.

00:35:56.520 By the way, I just made all that shit up.

00:35:58.240 You fucking racist fucks.

00:35:59.680 I just made every single word up.

00:36:01.240 That wasn't any.

00:36:01.800 I just said gibberish and all you believed in.

00:36:03.880 Oh, that was all straight gibberish.

00:36:06.040 So you're the racist.

00:36:07.040 You're the racist for thinking.

00:36:08.620 No, I'm not.

00:36:09.340 I was trying to make fun of your ignorance and you all believed it.

00:36:12.460 You fucking weirdos.

00:36:13.420 I'm not a bat here.

00:36:14.560 Nico is actually a racist.

00:36:16.160 You called me Chico racist fuck.

00:36:18.620 That's like saying the hard R.

00:36:20.480 You call me the hard R.

00:36:22.120 The Chinese hard R.

00:36:23.180 No, don't backtrack.

00:36:24.080 That's bad PR.

00:36:25.080 You did it.

00:36:25.340 Yo.

00:36:27.020 That's why I can make jokes about racism.

00:36:28.640 I'm just kidding.

00:36:29.100 I'm just kidding.

00:36:29.540 I'm just kidding.

00:36:30.060 I'm just kidding.

00:36:30.620 Dan, you did good though.

00:36:31.840 Wait, do they actually change their tone throughout the whole sentence?

00:36:34.880 E.R.

00:36:35.200 Or are you just doing that?

00:36:35.940 They do.

00:36:36.420 That's what they say.

00:36:36.920 You're a weirdo.

00:36:37.700 You're actually a weirdo.

00:36:38.740 No, that means that's one, two, three.

00:36:40.160 E.R.

00:36:40.500 Son is one, two, three.

00:36:41.560 Okay.

00:36:41.880 And, um.

00:36:43.940 Okay.

00:36:44.220 My assistant's glazing you.

00:36:45.260 He said farm cheese or more in short words.

00:36:48.140 And well, I'm at a gamble.

00:36:49.260 I don't go long.

00:36:49.820 I don't go long.

00:36:50.220 You're not even going to do monkeys.

00:36:51.300 You're not even going to give him a little monkey content.

00:36:53.260 I thought you were tired, monkey.

00:36:54.480 I'm excited.

00:36:55.160 I'm doing a long string tonight.

00:36:56.400 I'm probably going to do like six, seven hours.

00:36:57.780 So I'm going to just gamble for a little and then games and monkey.

00:37:00.540 All right.

00:37:00.780 It's good to see you back.

00:37:01.600 I'm glad you're back.

00:37:02.900 W. Cheezer, bro.

00:37:04.460 You always know you can reach out.

00:37:05.880 You know, we got some stuff to talk about.

00:37:07.080 I appreciate you checking up on me, actually.

00:37:09.240 Yeah.

00:37:09.420 You're a real ass nigga, man.

00:37:12.420 All right.

00:37:12.800 See you go.

00:37:13.760 You say it.

00:37:16.380 You're a real ass.

00:37:18.000 It's a fucking Bosnian fucking piece of shit.

SNEAKO - March 01, 2025

SNEAKO & Cheesur Finally Reunite ＊FULL CALL＊

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