SNEAKO - November 24, 2023


SNEAKO Doing Stand-Up Comedy


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

134.8432

Word Count

645

Sentence Count

81

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

Dr. Ruby is a stand-up comedian from Los Angeles. He is mixed with a Haitian father and a Filipino mother. He has been in the comedy game since he was in high school and has been on Comedy Central, Comedy Central and the sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live. In this episode, Dr. Ruby opens up about coming out as mixed and how it has impacted his comedy career.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Jeebo, come on, everyone!
00:00:06.000 What's up, what's up? Come on, Dr. Ruby!
00:00:12.000 You guys look like two different versions of me.
00:00:17.000 You can get shitted on all night for being millennials.
00:00:20.000 You know what's funny? They're not even millennials, right?
00:00:22.000 You're 21, 22, you're Gen Z!
00:00:25.000 They're just trying to not die from climate change and antidepressants.
00:00:32.000 Don't let me laugh.
00:00:37.000 Down from New York, guys, as you said, that was a beautiful introduction.
00:00:41.000 Thank you.
00:00:43.000 Walking around L.A., it's cool, but I realize I kind of look like a handsome lesbian.
00:00:50.000 They're not supposed to laugh at that.
00:00:55.000 Racially ambiguous and stuff, you know.
00:00:57.000 When I was a kid, they said I looked like an Asian Barack Obama.
00:01:02.000 I'll take it.
00:01:05.000 I'm mixed, if anyone care. Anyone mix in here?
00:01:07.000 A couple? No?
00:01:09.000 Wow, not one?
00:01:10.000 Just clapping for sympathy.
00:01:14.000 Being mixed is cool, but, you know, when you date a white girl,
00:01:16.000 I went to deal with a white girl last week,
00:01:18.000 and they never know what expectations to have, you know what I mean?
00:01:20.000 I told her that I'm Asian and Black.
00:01:22.000 She said, you're Asian and Black?
00:01:24.000 So...
00:01:26.000 I'm either going to be kind of surprised or slightly disappointed.
00:01:41.000 Six is enough, right, ladies?
00:01:42.000 Six is what?
00:01:43.000 Yeah, six is enough.
00:01:44.000 Come on.
00:01:45.000 I dropped out of college to make YouTube videos and do comedy.
00:01:54.000 I'm dumb, I know.
00:01:58.000 When you drop out and have mixed parents,
00:02:00.000 they always have really different reactions every time.
00:02:02.000 My dad's from Haiti.
00:02:03.000 I told him I dropped out.
00:02:04.000 He's actually kind of excited.
00:02:06.000 Uh-oh.
00:02:07.000 You call me Gia?
00:02:09.000 No problem.
00:02:10.000 Uh-oh.
00:02:14.000 So I was happy.
00:02:15.000 I had a positive reaction.
00:02:16.000 I told my dad, I'm gay.
00:02:18.000 He went, uh-oh.
00:02:22.000 For those of you that don't know,
00:02:23.000 that's a Haitian male translation for,
00:02:25.000 I don't love my son anymore.
00:02:29.000 I'm not gay, but when I wipe, I get it.
00:02:32.000 It makes sense.
00:02:36.000 You get that crumb out after a long day.
00:02:38.000 Sorry, I told Rudy I wasn't going to be dirty.
00:02:40.000 I went through the restaurant.
00:02:45.000 Alright, let me do this one thing then.
00:02:49.000 I get called a fuckboy a lot.
00:02:50.000 Number one insult I get to the older crowd.
00:02:52.000 You don't really know what that means.
00:02:53.000 You guys definitely get called fuckboy, right?
00:02:57.000 Definitely.
00:02:59.000 Let me explain.
00:03:00.000 Have you ever been to the mall and you see a guy walking up with those Adidas track pants?
00:03:03.000 See it?
00:03:07.000 That's me. I'm that guy.
00:03:11.000 I just don't get an insult.
00:03:12.000 I always ask girls, what do you mean by fuckboy?
00:03:14.000 What does that mean?
00:03:15.000 It means like you look like you don't text back.
00:03:17.000 You look like you play with girls' emotions for sex.
00:03:20.000 Thank you.
00:03:23.000 At least I'm not a nerd.
00:03:25.000 Anymore.
00:03:26.000 B-Mix is strange, man. It's strange.
00:03:32.000 When I was a kid and I was trying to sneakily say the N-word in conversation to see if I was allowed.
00:03:36.000 It doesn't work.
00:03:37.000 My friend Draymond roasting me every time.
00:03:44.000 Man, shut your dim sum looking ass up.
00:03:49.000 Shut your little soy sauce fichetti ass up.
00:03:54.000 Draymond's actually Swedish.
00:03:55.000 I don't know what I'm saying.
00:03:58.000 He's a Swedish guy. He's really into cultural appropriation or whatever.
00:04:04.000 Yeah, this is weird.
00:04:05.000 I used to start this bit by saying clap if you think I'm black enough to say the N-word.
00:04:09.000 Terrible idea.
00:04:11.000 Terrible idea.
00:04:12.000 Don't do it.
00:04:14.000 Sometimes I say that bit to be a couple of Hispanic people clapping in the corner.
00:04:17.000 I'm like, si, si, we say it too.
00:04:21.000 Si, senor, you have to live a little.
00:04:23.000 Say it.
00:04:24.000 Say it.
00:04:28.000 All right, next time, that's my time.
00:04:29.000 Thank you for coming out.
00:04:30.000 We'll be back again.
00:04:31.000 Yay!
00:04:34.000 Yay!
00:04:35.000 Yay!
00:04:36.000 We're doing a lot of people!
00:04:38.000 We're doing a lot of people!
00:04:40.000 Yay!
00:04:41.000 Yay!
00:04:43.000 Second question, man.
00:04:45.000 Thanks, guys.
00:04:46.000 Where'd it go?