SNEAKO - January 26, 2023


SNEAKO Eats Raw Eggs To Prove A Point


Episode Stats

Length

19 minutes

Words per Minute

111.31358

Word Count

2,138

Sentence Count

214

Misogynist Sentences

46

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.920 Scientists warn eggs are causing thousands of people to die suddenly from bug clots.
00:00:07.940 Toxic masculinity!
00:00:14.300 I drink an egg!
00:00:16.520 Eggs?
00:00:19.160 This is either some black belt level trolling or the AI has gone sentient and starting to fuck with us.
00:00:25.240 Well, peas and carrots, not only will that omelet make my wind smell like Satan's aftershave,
00:00:29.320 it's going to freaking kill me too.
00:00:30.760 Something really weird about that, these researchers say it's choline and eggs, that's the problem.
00:00:35.820 Even though most folks don't get remotely enough, these smarty pants insist it'll turn your arteries into a mile-long twizzler
00:00:42.900 because of course he saw it die suddenly.
00:00:46.240 The choline gets converted into the real science stuff called TMAO.
00:00:50.820 And TMAO is supposed to really get that clad and cascade kicked off.
00:00:54.920 Want to know another weird detail?
00:00:56.020 Fish delivers massively larger amounts of TMAO than eggs of meat,
00:00:59.720 but it's only eggs and meat that the scientists blame for TMAO.
00:01:02.240 Wacky.
00:01:02.900 Look, they never blame vegetables.
00:01:04.280 They never blame the Impossible Burger.
00:01:05.980 Of course it's eggs.
00:01:07.560 Clearly a fair number of folks are having some serious clotting issues,
00:01:10.500 but I'm pretty sure something changed with the eggs in the past two years.
00:01:14.460 Well, yeah, what the fuck changed in the eggs?
00:01:17.100 I can't think of anything that's not...
00:01:19.140 Bro, I'm about to eat a dozen of eggs on stream right now just because of this article.
00:01:22.740 I can't think of any other thing that's not what I might account for this.
00:01:26.520 So yeah, eggs it is.
00:01:28.120 All I can say, good thing he didn't say, good thing there's no COVID warning on this post.
00:01:32.440 All I can say is thank whatever deity I can acknowledge without making me a racist
00:01:36.500 for the interpret scientists and media folks looking out for us.
00:01:39.280 Let's read this article from News Punch.
00:01:42.580 Eggs!
00:01:42.940 People are dying suddenly from eggs!
00:01:53.860 According to a new study,
00:01:57.040 a nutrient found in eggs is increasing the risk of blood clotting.
00:02:00.520 Express.co UK reports,
00:02:02.460 Bro, the vaccines are actually giving people blood clots.
00:02:32.460 And I know there's a lot of people watching that took it.
00:02:34.620 So there's no point in panicking really like you already took it.
00:02:37.300 But that's the truth is that the blood clots are coming from the vaccines,
00:02:40.060 but now they're trying to make us more...
00:02:43.560 They want to make us weaker so that we become vegans.
00:02:45.780 We don't eat eggs anymore.
00:02:46.960 This is proof that we should just eat a whole dozen of eggs.
00:02:50.400 Chad, I'm coming to the mall.
00:02:52.380 No hormone, bro.
00:02:53.380 Do I have eggs?
00:02:55.460 I wish I had a wife in here to give me some eggs.
00:02:57.900 They suggested that bacteria in the intestines
00:03:00.040 could interact with choline to produce a compound
00:03:01.620 that encourages blood platelets to clump together there
00:03:06.380 by forming a blood clot.
00:03:08.320 The team observed by interacting with gut bacteria,
00:03:10.040 choline produced a substance called TMAO.
00:03:11.740 The substance which stands for trimethylene N-oxide
00:03:14.600 is produced when the gut bacteria breaks down
00:03:16.260 a number of dietary nutrients.
00:03:18.020 For the interventional study,
00:03:19.420 the researchers provided oral choline supplements
00:03:21.960 to healthy vegetarians and omnivores.
00:03:23.900 Both groups showed a tenfold increase in plasma levels
00:03:27.440 of TMAO after choline supplementation.
00:03:30.440 They also observed an increase of platelet responsiveness,
00:03:33.640 a risk factor for thombrotic events.
00:03:35.700 You can't say this on Twitch, bro.
00:03:37.600 You can't say this on bot Twitch or bot tube.
00:03:39.620 According to the study's lead author,
00:03:40.840 the substance has been linked to an increased risk
00:03:43.680 of blood clots, heart attacks, and stroke
00:03:45.580 in previous studies.
00:03:46.420 So they're blaming all the vaccine deaths,
00:03:49.900 deaths, they're blaming all the vaccine deaths,
00:03:53.160 blood clots, heart attacks, and strokes on eggs.
00:04:00.280 Wow.
00:04:01.320 High levels of the substance in the blood
00:04:03.120 has been associated to an increased risk
00:04:04.740 of cardiovascular illness.
00:04:06.400 While the risk of blood clotting increase in humans,
00:04:07.980 this could be minimized by consuming low-dose aspirin,
00:04:11.280 said the researchers.
00:04:12.740 While the drug was successful in lowering the risk
00:04:14.560 of clumping, however, it did eliminate the risk completely.
00:04:17.200 It is worth noting that concentration of choline
00:04:19.000 found in food are generally safe,
00:04:20.380 but consuming supplements with choline
00:04:22.340 could pose health risks.
00:04:23.920 The study researchers, Dr. Stanley L. Hazen
00:04:26.780 of the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio, said,
00:04:28.860 unless prescribed by your doctor,
00:04:30.540 avoid supplements with choline.
00:04:32.320 Are there dietary habits that may increase
00:04:33.960 the risk of blood clotting due to dehydration
00:04:35.720 as this causes thickening of the blood?
00:04:37.660 When the body is deprived of fluids,
00:04:39.620 the blood vessels can narrow as well,
00:04:41.160 another known risk factor for clotting.
00:04:43.060 BTR said eggs aren't real.
00:04:45.560 Clown world.
00:04:47.360 But Chad, nobody believed this shit.
00:04:49.340 Like, does anyone...
00:04:50.720 And this is why, like, when I debate soy boys,
00:04:53.080 I'm like, well, you have to go read the studies.
00:04:54.580 It's like, bro, these studies are bullshit.
00:04:56.820 I don't believe a word here.
00:04:58.660 Do you believe anything that this is...
00:05:01.720 It's just, you're coping with eggs.
00:05:10.940 Wow.
00:05:11.520 Do I have any eggs?
00:05:12.520 Chad, I'm eating eggs right now.
00:05:13.620 Fuck that shit.
00:05:24.300 Yeah.
00:05:25.420 I'm egged up.
00:05:36.700 Egg with me, Chad.
00:05:52.000 Fuck, I didn't know.
00:05:53.380 Oh, shit.
00:06:00.640 Oh, this is going to taste disgusting.
00:06:02.060 No fun of shit.
00:06:12.940 Nah, we're doing it.
00:06:14.580 Chat, egg with me right now.
00:06:17.340 Egg Co. in the chat.
00:06:18.340 Let's go.
00:06:18.760 I'm done with this, man.
00:06:23.540 Are these expired?
00:06:27.820 How do you know when eggs expire?
00:06:29.080 Don't eat a raw egg?
00:06:31.440 Don't eat a raw egg?
00:06:31.520 Suck my dick, bro.
00:06:33.360 I'm eating this raw egg.
00:06:37.220 Well, I got six in here.
00:06:38.340 How do you know when eggs are expired?
00:06:49.300 Does it say?
00:06:51.280 Fuck it.
00:06:51.720 I'm a man.
00:06:52.240 If they float, they're expired.
00:06:59.580 They'll be good.
00:07:00.440 How do you know they'll be good?
00:07:03.260 L expired, vax eggs.
00:07:04.640 Bro, how do you know?
00:07:06.300 They don't write it on you?
00:07:10.360 Well, I guess we'll see, right?
00:07:11.440 They smell fine.
00:07:18.500 Let's get a stroke.
00:07:19.400 Chat, do it with me.
00:07:21.700 Adrian says, I just got here.
00:07:22.800 What the fuck is this?
00:07:23.440 We're egging up, man.
00:07:24.540 Because scientists warn eggs are causing thousands of people to die suddenly from...
00:07:28.440 To suddenly form blood clots.
00:07:33.560 So, if people are dying suddenly from eggs and not vaccines, I want to prove it right now.
00:07:38.520 Salmonella eggs.
00:07:39.220 Salmonella, that's all vegan psyop.
00:07:40.840 Salmonella is not real.
00:07:42.480 If they sink in the water, they're expired.
00:07:47.700 How does it smell?
00:07:50.140 It says on the egg in Norway.
00:07:53.320 Bro, I'm fucking American, bro.
00:07:54.940 Why are you even awake right now?
00:08:00.660 That should be good, right?
00:08:02.340 How long do eggs last?
00:08:04.120 Take the egg pill, chat.
00:08:07.760 Wait, wait, wait.
00:08:10.840 Three to five weeks past the pack date?
00:08:23.700 Lstream.
00:08:25.100 I think this might be past three to five weeks.
00:08:29.420 Wait, three weeks?
00:08:30.320 Uh, it's right around it.
00:08:36.640 They're safe.
00:08:37.300 Just eat a fact.
00:08:37.940 How do you know?
00:08:38.660 No.
00:08:49.860 Okay, let's go.
00:08:50.560 I'll donate $200 if you eat all of them with the shells fully.
00:08:57.680 I'm not eating it with a shell, bro.
00:08:59.160 I don't need $200 to go and have shells in my body.
00:09:02.880 It's safe, dummy?
00:09:03.660 Okay, let's eat it.
00:09:04.760 And, chat, I was going to get your sugar with a protein shake.
00:09:06.660 I don't have a protein shake.
00:09:07.520 I'm going to put some L Red Bull in there because there's sugar in it.
00:09:10.680 You won't die from a fucking egg?
00:09:12.100 Yeah, bro.
00:09:13.160 Even if it's expired, man.
00:09:14.440 I'm a fucking man.
00:09:15.800 You don't want salmonella?
00:09:16.780 Trust me.
00:09:17.480 Do you really get salmonella from raw eggs?
00:09:19.000 I've been eating raw eggs for years, bro.
00:09:21.880 Bro, Filipinos eat raw eggs all the time.
00:09:23.500 Bro, stop being a fucking poor.
00:09:25.040 Salmonella?
00:09:25.460 Get the fuck out of here.
00:09:27.760 This is going to be clipped.
00:09:28.660 Watch me be in the hospital.
00:09:29.600 No, no, no.
00:09:29.960 Chill.
00:09:30.220 Okay.
00:09:35.000 If it floats in the water, it's bad.
00:09:37.100 This looks good.
00:09:37.840 This looks good.
00:09:39.820 I'm proving this article wrong right now.
00:09:45.000 If I get a blood clot right now, then...
00:09:51.000 I think the Red Bull should drown out the terrible taste.
00:09:59.120 I'm going to whisk it up a little bit.
00:10:00.960 Okay, wait.
00:10:02.200 Three?
00:10:03.540 I'm going to drink two because I ain't no fucking pussy, bro.
00:10:06.820 Just to prove this article wrong.
00:10:09.820 Salmonella.
00:10:14.960 Get the fuck out of here, bro.
00:10:16.180 Is that even real?
00:10:18.080 Salmonella's good.
00:10:18.640 That's a fish.
00:10:23.160 We never had Balut before?
00:10:29.300 Let's go.
00:10:29.840 Let's go.
00:10:29.900 Chad, do...
00:10:43.920 Who type of one if you're doing it with me?
00:10:45.580 We're going down together.
00:10:46.660 If it was rotten, it would smell rotten.
00:11:00.900 Chad, who's doing it?
00:11:02.640 Ayo, mixing it is crazy because I don't want to taste the yolk, bro.
00:11:05.280 That's gross.
00:11:06.060 There we go.
00:11:06.520 Look at all the ones.
00:11:07.740 Cheers, artists.
00:11:09.160 Together.
00:11:09.480 Together.
00:11:14.340 Okay.
00:11:14.680 A little bit of Red Bull.
00:11:15.480 Oh, this is nasty, bro.
00:11:24.180 Okay.
00:11:24.620 No, no, no.
00:11:26.080 You don't have eggs on you?
00:11:27.180 Let's go, artists.
00:11:28.480 Everyone who type to one, you're good.
00:11:36.000 One more time.
00:11:38.940 Scientists warn eggs are causing thousands of people to suddenly form blood clots.
00:11:42.720 Cheers.
00:11:43.120 That was good.
00:11:50.120 That was good.
00:11:51.220 You thought I wasn't going to do it?
00:12:18.340 No, I didn't take Pfizer.
00:12:31.940 Come on.
00:12:33.100 Come on.
00:12:33.460 Come on.
00:12:38.300 Two more?
00:12:39.000 That was good, bro.
00:12:46.000 That was good, bro.
00:12:50.100 Angle line.
00:12:50.580 I went down a little bit.
00:12:51.420 I didn't think I was going to finish that.
00:12:52.660 Two more.
00:12:52.980 Two more, Chad.
00:12:56.440 There's a Pfizer.
00:12:57.980 I can't lose my stroke from eggs.
00:13:01.200 Two more.
00:13:07.300 Seven more is crazy, bro.
00:13:20.200 One in 20,000 chance of salmonella per egg.
00:13:22.820 Keep going.
00:13:23.420 Bro, I'm going to take those odds.
00:13:25.240 I like those odds.
00:13:27.440 I like those odds.
00:13:36.660 That wasn't bad, man.
00:13:37.880 The Red Bull actually made that shit taste better.
00:13:39.480 These aren't inspired eggs, Chad.
00:13:44.100 Wait, you want me to keep looking at Discord memes for six hours?
00:13:46.580 Let's go.
00:13:48.160 Chad, type of one if you're doing it with me again.
00:13:51.180 You don't have to.
00:13:52.400 You can go get the vaccine.
00:13:53.440 Go get a booster shot of you too pussy to drink some raw eggs.
00:13:56.920 Go get another Pfizer shot, bitch.
00:13:58.540 Go get another clot shot.
00:14:07.100 Raw eggs are toxic masculinity.
00:14:09.020 W toxic masculinity, for real.
00:14:13.720 That egg burp was crazy.
00:14:15.060 Look at all those ones.
00:14:16.160 You artists better not be lying.
00:14:17.540 I better go see.
00:14:18.580 I want to see you in the memes tomorrow.
00:14:20.500 You recording yourself drinking that raw egg with me.
00:14:28.540 Too, bro, there's a lot of people who just don't have eggs at home.
00:14:33.440 How do you not have eggs, man?
00:14:40.160 Would you guys not mix it?
00:14:48.360 Yo, it's funny that we have like an actual witch in the chat right now
00:14:51.280 saying that drinking eggs is satanic.
00:14:54.360 If you're an actual witch, don't tell me about satanism.
00:14:58.540 I don't like mine!
00:15:02.400 W toxic masculinity, let's go.
00:15:06.500 Bro about to be on the toilet, rest of the stream.
00:15:08.080 Fuck no, man.
00:15:18.660 Raw egg equals salmonella, pray for Cineco.
00:15:20.540 That's a psyop.
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00:15:44.700 It's dead.
00:15:46.240 Here.
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00:15:47.160 Geteluza!
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00:15:58.380 I am
00:16:10.780 Enco!
00:16:28.380 Now imagine?
00:16:35.380 You imagine my breath right now?
00:16:50.680 Raw egg and Red Bull
00:16:53.680 Shout out to all my Filipinos
00:16:59.180 Raw egg, let's go
00:17:00.180 Mitch, let's go
00:17:02.480 W, toxic masculinity
00:17:03.820 Chad, who did it?
00:17:05.620 Who drank it?
00:17:06.680 You said that shit was awful?
00:17:07.900 You need a little bit of chaser in there
00:17:09.320 You can't drink that shit straight
00:17:11.580 Unemployed Pod
00:17:13.340 Now, we wait
00:17:15.240 Four
00:17:16.240 Four raw eggs
00:17:19.460 Scientists warn eggs are causing thousands of people to suddenly
00:17:23.240 Form blood clots
00:17:24.740 We just drank four eggs
00:17:27.180 Hassan did one egg
00:17:29.440 Jay Dizzo said, I can't believe I just did that
00:17:34.740 Bro, all these autistic schizos are doing it, man
00:17:37.640 Let's go, bro
00:17:38.420 So now we wait
00:17:40.120 You know, they're talking about
00:17:41.840 You need to conduct a statistics study
00:17:44.220 We just did it
00:17:45.420 We are
00:17:46.720 Part of the study now
00:17:49.580 We'll see
00:17:50.440 And let's see
00:17:52.320 If you guys are unvaccinated
00:17:53.540 And you drank those eggs
00:17:54.780 Then you can't blame Pfizer
00:17:56.940 If you get a blood clot
00:17:58.080 Now, let's see
00:17:59.000 Bumbukka
00:18:00.100 If I get a Bumbuk clot
00:18:01.300 I feel like Rocky Lowkey
00:18:03.620 Don't you feel better, bro?
00:18:04.720 I just want to go fucking punch the meat
00:18:06.460 Pause
00:18:06.820 I don't like blood
00:18:08.120 I want to go into a freezer
00:18:09.960 And who?
00:18:10.640 Who?
00:18:12.480 What was Rocky's girlfriend's name?
00:18:16.240 Jenny
00:18:16.680 No, it wasn't Jenny
00:18:17.580 What was her name?
00:18:20.620 Rachel
00:18:21.100 And you're just there punching meat and shit
00:18:23.160 Drinking raw eggs
00:18:25.500 What the fuck was Rocky's girlfriend's name, Chad?
00:18:34.540 Adrian!
00:18:35.920 Adrian!
00:18:36.400 I feel like breaking an iron beam
00:18:45.620 Okay
00:18:48.440 If I get a blood clot
00:18:49.960 Then you're right
00:18:50.500 That's my commitment
00:18:53.340 To fighting the woke agenda
00:18:54.720 Now, my breath is fucking kicking right now
00:19:02.680 I ain't gonna lie, bro
00:19:03.500 That shit smells disgusting
00:19:04.860 That's it
00:19:06.860 Is this your job?
00:19:12.080 Thank you