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SNEAKO
- November 04, 2023
SNEAKO Falls In Love With A Stranger On Monkey
Episode Stats
Length
51 minutes
Words per Minute
158.93117
Word Count
8,208
Sentence Count
286
Misogynist Sentences
19
Hate Speech Sentences
90
Summary
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Transcript
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everybody what's up man bird man what's popping you from lisbon how's going snego hey what's
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popping you smoking weed messi or ronaldo nah i'm actually no i don't care about fucking
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messi or ronaldo they're making fucking million dollars and i'm fucking hey macy and ronaldo
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that's like actually a great point like it's kind of gay to be like cheering on guys and
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putting their names on the back of your back like it's stupid yo bro just let me don't fucking
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stress because i follow you i'm fucking in there everything bro like rumble i'm rumble rumble or
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king i actually seen you rumble rumble bro let's go let's go it's not banned in portugal it's banned
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in france but that's why you you were in my city like my my ethnicity comes from morocco
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oh salaam alaikum g so it's my salaam alaikum brother how's it going though it's it's going
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where are you are you in a museum like where are you where are you right now my crib that's
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your crib i like the mannequin in the back you got a nice crib i ain't gonna lie you're a rich kid
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you're one of those rich moroccans that has like family in europe no i'm not i haven't family in
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europe but not actually my dad and my mom i'm actually having my dad and my mom like originally
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from here their burgers were so traditional like we're trying to be good bro like even the bad
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stuff we're smoking we're doing a lot of bad things but we gotta believe like we can do better
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you can do better man what did you do today that was productive uh today i was at work at 10 a.m
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and uh from there like six to six yeah to 6 p.m i think i got to i go to the gym that's what it
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got going to the gym good stuff yeah but the bad the bad thing that i'm trying to to quit bro
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this fucking thing oh the weed you gotta quit the weed not the weed it's actually the hash it's even
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hashish you that's how you know you're really moroccan hashish like that that's you know you know i
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can't even lie man i used to smoke weed for 10 years and i'm starting i'm starting to crave it
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again i'm starting to crave i don't think i'm ever addicted but i smoked for a long time
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and now it's like you know like a nice joint after a long it would have been nice where are you going
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what the fuck no i'm going just i'm grabbing my fucking phone bro i'm speaking to sneaker bro yes sir
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wait so put put the joint away then if you're gonna if you're gonna like lock into this conversation
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why don't you why don't you start now put that joint away no no no i'm not smoking bro respectful
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yo chat he's just saving it for later like what do you you just put it down you know he's gonna
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smoke that shit later how much fucking guys on the tab bro do you have a uh don't worry about it
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do you have a like a water right now how about you how about you destroy that joint real quick
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destroy it destroy it i want to see you crumble it and end your weed smoking days right now
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i actually need to destroy that bro like that's the real thing what the is that an edible
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nah it's the hash bro it's the dry hash crumble it all together man put that in a bottle of water
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get rid of it please bro no no no no you have to you have to just trust me bro i don't trust you
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i don't i want you to see throw it out right now i'm going through a lot of fucking stuff shut the fuck
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fuck up i'm going through stuff what are you going through do it i swear to god chat say do
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it right now no no no i don't give a fuck about your problem i don't give a fuck what you're going
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through yeah you have a mannequin in the back you got a nice like eyes wide shut looking house
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you don't need to do anything to go fix your problems besides work harder get rid of that right
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now put it put in a cup of water do something with it get rid of it stop stop stop stop do it
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you know bro it's been a fucking seven years what are you talking about start now do it get rid of
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that yeah yeah i'm gonna quit definitely bro asap like i swear asap asap is right now asap is right
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now i asaping on my life like no no no this is your life this is this is the moment right now
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yeah i'm gonna explain the thing like i'm gonna quit i swear to god start now
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do it right now get rid of it stop stop stop no more excuses no what's your name bird man
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bird man my net my real name is yasi bro yasi yasi do it right now yeah start now this is your sign
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so i swear to god i'm not gonna smoke it i'm gonna give it to a friend i swear to god because
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it's expensive no then you're gonna make your friend addicted because you're too much of a loser
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to put it out right now what a pussy bro you're just gonna make your friend addicted because you
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losers bro stop i don't care i don't care stop you stop don't put me in the spot i am you're in
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the spot the whole chat's better do it this ain't do it moroccan fuck do it do it
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like i can do it and then i can buy another another one bro like you're gonna remember
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right now sure i'm not sure but it's better than me it's better let me let me give you a thing like
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oh my gosh this addict talking chat do you hear this drug addict trying to rationalize drugs bro no
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one gives a fuck put it out get rid of it it's better than not doing it it's the best thing you
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can do right now is destroy it i'm not saying to anyone to do something like that i'm not fucking
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like i'm not that guy like if you see me in the morning the like you can never think that i'm
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smoking or i'm doing a bad thing brother just to be sure that's what i got like we're doing a lot
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of good things in my life there's some bad things we're trying to so all right i'm about to skip you
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you're boring the fuck out of me bro just just get rid of it or don't
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i swear to god you're getting me like so what am i supposed to do bro put it in a cup of water
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crumble it up get rid of that right now i want to see you get rid of it okay
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i got a fun tech yeah let's go
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let's go come on come on stop stalling man
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fucking hell bro fucking hell am i dreaming am i dreaming man nope i nope
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we go on fucking nah nah yeah well i want i want to see you man
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nah nah is it an empty cup boy show me there's liquid in there
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that cup empty as shit okay okay okay okay okay okay
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yo bro i'm not i'm not i'm not i'm not saying some bad stuff brother that's what we got
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like this is the thing
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like how the fuck i can turn my fucking you can see it yeah dump it in dump it in
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let's go wait i did not forget about the joint put the joint in there with the two and mix it up
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like the joint is no fucking no no put the put the joint end in right now you're not getting high
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today bro you're not getting high today bro let's go
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let's go
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yep gone gone gone buddy god how do you feel i keep feeling good because i do i did it
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because i cannot do it bro like my my even my fucking my father came here like i cannot do it
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because i'm doing this stuff so i'm alive now what nothing are you gonna go immediately when i skip
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are you gonna immediately just go buy more no if i if i ain't doing it bro why i'm doing all of that
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i why i'm doing all of that hey good stuff man keep it up and um there goes how much did that cost
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right there what all that all that hashish that was in there how much did that cost it's actually
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like it was 10 grams i like 10 grams for 60 bucks like and that's it you'll be all right you'll be
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all right man hey you know that's it that's it that's it keep it up bro yo brother it's a pleasure
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to meet you it's a pleasure to meet you salam alaikum man great to meet you no no it's it's a
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pleasure to have you here bro like in the north of morocco you you was in maracas i saw some bad
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stuff bro that not present in morocco who for me no no no not from you from people who was around
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you bro and like some bad people some jerk people like what about me what did i represent morocco well
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no no you're good you're good i'm talking about if you came here and uh find a good guy know
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everything in the town like they have contact you can have a lot of good time but i did i did i love
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morocco man i actually really want to go back i miss it quite a bit you should come here brother
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you should come here i'll come soon inshallah i'm joining the stream i'm joining the stream and i'm
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subbing right now over there and that's what i want to see you in the chat what's your rumble name
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they're going to talk to you in the chat now they're all they're really happy that you did that
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bird man bird man brother bird man all right see you in the chat bird man bye
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hey shout out to bird man good stuff man i didn't that took a lot of convincing holy shit man
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no fucking way bro are you recording a music video right now
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are you real all right pull out your glock right now i pause i'm glock not
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bro can i screen record this shit no you can't you can't what are you doing in the bathroom with
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the shisee on yeah shut up nigga this ain't real what are you real bro are you real swear to god
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how how would this be fake that we've had this conversation for so long at this point why do
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you look like me but dominican bro my fucking heart is beating bro damn i feel like you're fake
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you're not real are you blushing because of me a little bit bro what the fuck bro bro hold up two
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fingers
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oh you're a bitch come on you're a bitch bro you already know what's me can you put the
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fucking battery in your smoke detector man like how how black of you away bro wait wait where do
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you live you're in houston on tiktok yeah what have you been seeing recently
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i've been seeing you with neon and shit you trying to heal him and shit
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man what do you what do you think about him what do you think about him
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i don't know he reminds me of one of my friends named richard who we bully all the time right
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because he's skinny as fuck but we got him in the gym and shit and then this nigga's getting
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he hasn't even put on no weight though he's still like a loser so he's a loser what does he play
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fortnite all day um he just smokes weed yeah plays games all day he ain't like me you know
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yeah yeah does he simp for girls does he have a what's his situation with women
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he like tries to like marry every girl he talks to and shit how old is he he's my age 21 21 okay
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bro i still can't believe this is real bro what the fuck how do we how do we save neon because he's
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just going down the deep end every single day he's getting a lot whenever it comes to guys like him
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there ain't no one saving him you just got to worry about yourself i agree 100 alex that's all
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that's all i got to say you got to let them learn from themselves i ain't gonna lie bro
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i'm a big ass fan damn it's crazy hey it's good to meet you good to meet you bro
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yes sir be safe all right all right you too bro
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chip chip
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hey what's okay wait let me call fresh let me call fresh real quick
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is this my fan base
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jamal what's up bro hey how you doing man what you do me um i wear a suit i'm wearing a suit
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you know so i make a lot of money oh yeah what you do though me i'm a business entrepreneur what do
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you do shit i'm trying to find to find something for me to do i just came home from prison not too long
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ago what the hell what did you do they said i shot someone why why i mean that's what allegedly they
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said yeah yeah you didn't actually do it but why did they think that you did it
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because somebody said i did it someone said someone snitched on you
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yeah how long did you spend in prison
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almost five years i got locked up february 2019 i got released in may
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four years something like that it's easy how was prison in a way huh in a way in a way
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yeah i said it's in the way it's no it's whack it's shit oh okay okay i've seen a lot of people
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you see all these people on social media like they do like jail streams and prison streams for fun what
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do you think about that you think that it's like trivializing jail and we're just making fun out of a
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bad situation you talking about kai uh yeah there's other people too like um
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fresh sean rock when they just did that fake ass live stream shit yeah what you think about that
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it ain't i mean i guess they doing it to get some money or some
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shit like that but people in there going through real struggles you with me
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be honest did you have to hold someone's pockets
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man cut it out man hell nah hell nah okay okay
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shit like that don't go on there man you hold people pockets and shit man it's people in there
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people not getting raped none of that shit it's fagg is in there there's people in there that's gay
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so they could do yeah it's people that's that's in there gay so why they why they gotta rape
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tomorrow they just go fucking nigga that's gay what huh hey you don't gotta hold them white
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pockets or no shit like that hell nah so what's the worst thing that happened in prison
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niggas in the shower we're fucking
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you talking about the worst thing that happened like the who me yeah it's nothing as long as you
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mind your business and stay out of the way nothing gonna happen to you how did you not get bored
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shit once you win that shit you gotta just deal with it you gotta find a way to uh make your time go
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back did you read books yeah i read books and stuff like that
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it yeah i ain't gonna lie your hair still looks like you're in jail
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i ain't get a haircut yeah i gotta get my hair cut you didn't get a haircut this may
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nah i had a haircut like a month ago i gotta go get my hair coming in
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uh wait how did you only do five years for catching a body i ain't catch a bad i just they said
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that uh shots of mine oh okay okay okay but what you do though man i would like how you get your
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money though man you got a suit on you sound like you professional what's going on hey thanks
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man you know i sound like i make money just for my voice i mean you got a a little bit i mean you
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got like a like you have a radio voice and some shit like that what's your answer right
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sneeko type it at for me you can't spell i thought you were reading in jail sneeko
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sneeko hey check me out all right uh don't shoot anybody help bro bro what do you want me to do
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give him a job i don't know what he's good at yo what's popping man sleepy hollow this nigga sneeko a
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monkey bro huh for the guy you just call me a monkey
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what's popping what's it are you from atlanta where are you from oh no no never mind i thought
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this nigga sneeko was really a monkey i'm really on monkey monkey all right what are you what are
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you playing what are you doing i don't want this this the real sneeko yeah what's popping come on
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gary come on schlatt hey this really hey twin yo on phone it's really sneeko what's popping man what
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you playing 2k
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come on toy stop playing with it stop around with it come on okay though if we were playing two games
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oh okay okay you wanna you're gonna get on fortnite today or no man i played it and bro it it low-key do
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kind of feel like the old og a little bit but not that much so i ain't really played that much okay okay
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where do you see my um where do you see my videos on tiktok bro i'll be seeing them all over bro at
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first it was andrew tay and then i started seeing you bro yes sir and then i started look bro so the
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shit you were saying it was so real so i was like you know he got a point started posting it who got so
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much bro i was just like i'm not gonna post it no more all right bro uh but i need to find a girl
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on here man i can't even talk to these dudes
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wait a second are you that one guy oh no turn it back on
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nah turn it back on yeah yeah yeah what's popping luca
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why'd he turn like he like that last black guy turned like it was a dating website
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jay shot a gra gra boom
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stop staring are you high what did you take what
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me yeah no why are you staring at me like that are you tripping yo hey hey
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yo you know um the dude with the clips he made you sound stupid what
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yeah what you mean the one dude you know like where you say look at my clips and he said mags
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yo not gonna lie he embarrassed you but peace out though my phone is out peace out
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all right well you then you then like how are you gonna get excited and then just
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how is that how black people know who i am what's up bro yo can you hear me well yeah
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i can hear you are you streaming you got a good look at mike good sounding mike pause um
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no this is this is my uh this is my work mike i work remote what do you do i work in finance
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okay i can have some money we only fund businesses i'm a business i'm an llc you got
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you got to be doing minimum 5k a month oh come on man stop playing with me bro
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what you got what you got on your wrist what you got what you got on your wrist
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get the fuck out of here man what are you talking about iced down cartier stop playing with me bro
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minimum 5k i remember no come on i remember being 16 but hey man so so who do you help
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so we have small businesses um but it's not it's not a regular loan it's a weekly or daily payments
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okay okay so how do you think you can help me uh you know i just came up i just came up quite a
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bit i'm doing better every single month and i want to what should i do should i help me out you
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want to expand you want more money i want to get into real business real estate okay so how much
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do you do per month more or less you don't have to say it i ain't gonna lie but why are the pictures
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behind you all fucked up i try to have a nice setup here um but uh you know we you got to start
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somewhere you know no i mean they're all crooked like you can't line them i know i know i try to
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put it myself yeah it's really bad i know i i got i got to upgrade but uh you know we got to get we
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got to get the funds coming in first oh okay oh so you're like oh so i shouldn't work with you like
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you're like a poor financer um well i keep this on my desk so i chase this every month wait can you see
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that oh rich guy no i'm not rich it's like my motivation like you know i try to hit 9k every
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month 9k a month okay i keep it on my desk do you have a do you have a wifey because if you have a
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girlfriend like she could be the one like she's the type of girl like fix the ship behind you
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no the thing is you don't need you i don't i don't believe in like uh a way i have a good girl
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obviously you know i get back from work from a long day of course you have a girl come cook for you
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uh you know what does she cook i'm puerto rican i like rice and beans you like it so i
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understandable understandable web type shit you know what i'm saying
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you know what i'm saying okay man i'm out of here before this is boring as
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fuck uh why is it the camera's all fucked
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hey why are you looking at me like that how you doing finish that dance i don't want to stop you
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okay yeah uh braces is crazy chat braces is crazy i should not have been vibing with them huh
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fbi stop hey jules hey
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i fucked it up i fucked it up my hairline's looking crispy though chat ain't gonna lie bro
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i saw bird man also joined uh as a multi-supporter too good on you getting that weed out of here
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hey i like your nose piercings thank you you know that's how they keep cattle intact so they put like
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nose piercing like to make sure that they don't act up really i've never seen that in real life
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you've never seen a cow no like a cow with the nose ring and i never know why so that's what they
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that's where they came from oh oh okay are you like a spiritual type girl like you take acid and stuff
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and then like sing songs no you you take shrooms in a park though no what do you do i just sit at home
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to go to work sometimes do you hold on myron's calling me my friend myron hey myron what's going
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on i'm talking to a black girl with uh cow piercing what's going on though
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myron sorry myron's calling he's just boomer myron
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yo yo myron uh after hours you called me earlier right yeah yeah after hours or no
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can you pop up in the middle then uh what time
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uh right now it's 10 18. we're probably gonna go in the next 10 minutes or so because
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oh he's a boomer i'm sorry we're on rumble he can say that word uh okay so what time what time
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you want me to show up because i i'm banned blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah even though
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we're gonna have more views on rumble what time you want me to go uh you could come
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um an hour can you do an hour in an hour like 11 30 sure yeah all right well what the hell was
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you and fresh did to talk about before you fag i don't i don't know freshly getting on mad i'm live
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by the way you keep saying uh slurs well you're on rumble though right yeah i know yeah and you're
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on rumble so why do i have to come in an hour just let me show up in the show now like i'm sorry uh
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sam but yeah because because we're gonna be we're gonna go to youtube we're gonna be on youtube first
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i don't just just fuck youtube for one show and just go on rumble well rumble is you know
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rumble's lit you know the time it is yeah so just just fuck youtube for one show just let me show up
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fuck it it's better it's like you're gonna show up anyway plus i didn't even know you were coming
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okay i'll show up in an hour can you like um like massage fresh he's getting all mad and stuff
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well you did tell him that you were gonna come next week
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oh oh my god whatever okay just show up at 11 30 yes
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yeah yeah that works don't don't lie bro
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fresh why are you in your feelings i thought you guys were red pill alpha male
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you told me sorry
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okay i'll see you then but you had a boo i'll see you at 11 30 i'll see you at 11 30 okay
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he's still oh oh come on come on man
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it's fine just coming in
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11 30 damn fresh i i feel bad for hurting his feelings
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all right just come at 11 30 if i get all right bye all right bye but does you have to say that
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every other word uh sam yeah so how you doing i don't know why this is like say that word all the
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time no i'm cool i'm okay how are you i'm good i'm good um so um how many um how many bodies you got
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do really how old are you
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17
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can you lie or something
00:25:10.420
lie
00:25:12.660
it's my family
00:25:16.180
i mean 17 in what state though huh and like in what state are you 17
00:25:22.100
what do you mean like never mind never mind because you know some states chat but um
00:25:30.900
chat uh hey angel hello hey you want to be my angel you look like machine gun kelly
00:25:38.340
what the fuck does that mean you look like you uh slit your wrists while you
00:25:42.420
your girlfriend but i'm just saying like how old are you i'm 32 you're 32 how about we smoke
00:25:48.740
meth and then give each other hand jobs i'm hella good on passing on all that oh okay are you a
00:25:54.580
tattoo artist or something i am not no okay uh so tell me about yourself how much acid did you take
00:26:01.220
today i i took none what were you gonna skip me lmgk
00:26:10.740
hey
00:26:14.020
that's a man oh man chat you say everybody's a tranny besides you maddie hey you're not a
00:26:18.580
tranny are you no i'm not a tranny oh i like this angle you're very cute how old are you
00:26:26.580
just just lie just lie oh man i hear the 15 just just say you're 18 so i can
00:26:33.460
i'm 21 oh beautiful beautiful um yeah i like your your room you you are very clearly in your
00:26:40.020
your parents house
00:26:43.700
you have a cute laugh wait to be honest what year were you born in now go
00:26:46.180
what what year are you born to go
00:26:51.460
yo
00:26:53.380
yeah you see her doing math at the top of her
00:26:57.140
to 2001
00:27:01.780
2001. no be honest be honest just because i'm i'm i'm about to skip anyway so just be how old are you
00:27:06.500
but are you gonna i'm 16
00:27:16.020
hey if you're 16 i'm six okay i'm just playing i'm just i'm just i'm just
00:27:20.500
hey imani i can't hear you can you speak up a little you're very pretty i can't hear you
00:27:34.020
i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm like a melody in my head that i can't keep skipping i want to skip and she's 15
00:27:45.460
i am scared i don't wanna go to jail case co okay chat
00:27:52.180
you have an oval head you look like um squidward's house i don't have an oval head
00:28:06.580
huh what are you on
00:28:11.300
where are we come here are you dominican no you're puerto rican yeah
00:28:17.700
baby i don't care i don't say
00:28:29.460
it was pretty good right i'd be honest am i sexier than bad bunny
00:28:36.180
oh i can't say it i'll be honest like you would take me over bad bunny any day like
00:28:42.020
baby i don't care
00:28:43.380
oh i like you see the way you're feeling me i like the way you look at me mommy come on
00:28:48.900
stop playing no it's funny no it's funny how you sing oh you like when i sing sing for me then let me
00:28:54.900
hear something oh i don't sing come on you can try for me no okay do you have any kids no
00:29:04.260
do you have any boyfriends yeah i do damn is he alive because you are really dry and boring holy yeah
00:29:13.700
yeah yeah he's alive is he in jail or like where is mom's crib oh mom's why are you dating somebody with
00:29:22.660
how old are you 20. did you work in a factory all day or something like i've never seen less enthusiasm in somebody's voice
00:29:30.740
how old are you boys we don't live together because we both live with our mom oh man oh man
00:29:38.900
fuck it
00:29:42.900
charlie brown phone
00:29:43.860
leila hey you a youtuber nah not anymore i'm a rumbler but what are you shoddy
00:29:57.220
oh i do calls i do cosmetology i do hair and nails cosmetology yeah that's hair and nails sir
00:30:07.860
oh okay can you do something can you fix my hairline it's fucked up
00:30:10.900
oh i can tell hey what the fuck yo that fat bitch
00:30:21.140
yo yo
00:30:22.340
where are you from you are you do youtube nah i don't i don't i honestly well lahi i don't but um
00:30:30.020
what do you what do you do
00:30:30.820
nothing okay you're dry again um chat uh
00:30:38.500
oh my god bruh these things would be funny as fuck
00:30:41.140
oh you rich rich thank you yeah oh what you do for a living man are you a tick tocker why are you
00:30:48.420
asking these federal questions right now i want to be you when i grow up what you mean i'm a regular
00:30:53.700
ass kid i'm smoking a blank wait you a kid you want to get money and you smoking a blunt what are
00:30:58.500
you doing man get some money oh i'm getting to the bag but i'm doing it though bro you're doing the slow
00:31:05.860
how you get into the bag right now bro i'm punching in the clock right now bro you who
00:31:11.140
punching in the clock bro nine to five where do you work where do you work bro that's fed bro
00:31:17.140
okay okay what's your side hustle because you got to have some business on the side you got to be
00:31:20.500
something that you're doing off the clock after the clock up
00:31:27.380
man you can't build off of serving fiends the fiends go away man you got to build something that's
00:31:31.300
sustainable for the long term if a rapper started trapping before he started rapping bro
00:31:35.700
can you rap okay so then why are you comparing yourself to jay-z when you're not even you only
00:31:44.260
got the j and no z you don't even you only trapping oh i got the j the j in my hand okay now you got bars
00:31:51.300
okay all right let's go with you yo hey you look like a weed youtuber oh what a weed like you look like
00:32:10.820
you do weed reviews no no what do you do i like that uh you get that wig at a store
00:32:20.020
huh go like this real quick oh you're trying to be funny no no no just do it i'll do it at the same
00:32:25.780
time ready one two that's you that's you
00:32:39.780
oh
00:32:49.060
hey man say man
00:32:53.460
oh tanisha it's pronounced tanisha
00:33:01.300
tanisha yo okay oh
00:33:09.780
oh
00:33:18.580
y'all my nigga in the back you can't be doing that stuff
00:33:22.660
what the was that what is that button i don't know what was that but my
00:33:27.140
niggas in the back you hear me doing that
00:33:28.260
bullshit he really coming just be quiet he don't even know about us
00:33:31.540
anywho hey tanisha i want to be with you you want to be with me i want to be with you how old are you
00:33:44.580
who me yeah 18. oh okay um hey your man is in a dirty ass room there's a lot of mess in there yeah
00:33:53.460
let me clean it up for you
00:33:56.740
where's my room
00:33:59.300
that must be high sometimes yeah let me let me upgrade your life tanisha
00:34:04.500
you look a little too snazzy to be on this right now snazzy what does that mean like
00:34:09.620
formal for me formal what you don't like a man with a suit
00:34:14.420
on this app what time is it for you that ain't your man that's a whole girl
00:34:17.540
she
00:34:20.660
what the why are you lying to me but no they identify as he
00:34:26.500
him they and you're dating that
00:34:35.140
i now just troll as my cousin oh okay okay okay oh so you actually single like okay tanisha
00:34:41.860
yeah where are you from i'm from brooklyn bro brooklyn me to where east new york
00:34:48.260
what are you talking about where in brooklyn flatbush flatbush okay are you haitian jamaican what are you
00:34:55.140
oh my gosh yeah i'm haitian oh suck my say
00:35:00.340
oh that's cute hey you you can't speak creole
00:35:06.260
i'm haitian but i don't be speaking it why not um because i'm in america
00:35:12.660
like you know i go to school i speak english stop acting like your family doesn't speak creole every
00:35:19.060
single day
00:35:22.420
i got you yeah but i'm not fluent i'm not you're not fluent
00:35:26.340
okay how do you say beautiful in creole
00:35:31.220
bell
00:35:34.340
do you hear that giant chirp you don't hear that right
00:35:38.340
that sounds incredible it's their smoke detector is low battery every yeah well it's fine um tanisha
00:35:47.220
okay yeah just it's just you know black people in the
00:35:53.140
church man i i what how do they not hear it yeah
00:35:56.580
yo you famous or something nah are you
00:36:03.460
she is but i'm not let's make a movie you trying to catch a case how old are you
00:36:09.300
you working all you gotta do the place about it chat i don't know what it is with blacks man
00:36:19.460
what's up chat what's up chat hey chat what's up chat yo dad what's good
00:36:23.860
yo what's up fool what up for why you calling we calling foo foo foo foo i'm calling you fool
00:36:31.700
put your face on the camera what you look like you ugly
00:36:33.380
oh i don't know you don't know if you're ugly i don't know because i probably like your mama
00:36:42.180
oh
00:36:44.900
your mama ugly name it nah
00:36:49.300
so why you is there yeah hey man say man come on man come on keep going keep going make fun of my
00:36:55.540
hairline foo your hairline like a little case you fool i ain't gonna cap it's like a what
00:37:03.140
a little case you
00:37:06.580
come on no you don't know alphabet don't it
00:37:10.420
okay keep going keep going
00:37:16.420
that's all i can say oh wait yeah you hear the chirp yep keep going keep going
00:37:23.060
you yeah you like that dude that dude on gumball with the microphone here huh
00:37:33.140
you don't watch gumball no all right man
00:37:42.820
hey
00:37:43.060
nori
00:37:52.900
how are you i'm good how are you i'm good uh before we get started because um i like your hair how old
00:37:58.500
are you i'm 18 about you oh that's perfect i'm 25 i'm a little bit older than you but
00:38:04.100
there's a lot that i know that you don't
00:38:05.460
i don't know so where are you from
00:38:08.580
i'm
00:38:13.140
how the
00:38:13.540
fuck did i
00:38:14.100
god damn it bro
00:38:22.260
and this is what i and chad this is this is what this
00:38:34.820
can you do the dance
00:38:51.780
can you do the dance
00:38:53.940
yeah
00:38:54.260
let me see
00:38:57.060
no
00:38:59.780
what does my life come to
00:39:02.260
tonight i've seen her before i don't remember her
00:39:04.900
if y'all don't want to come over tonight then no i don't want y'all over here
00:39:08.340
you can come over tonight
00:39:11.060
my dad
00:39:12.660
come over
00:39:13.220
come over
00:39:18.340
come over
00:39:21.620
yo
00:39:22.420
what's up
00:39:23.780
what it do
00:39:24.260
man chat oh man i'm all bad now bro
00:39:26.740
i'm a
00:39:40.100
I messed up.
00:39:56.280
How did I fumble that one?
00:39:57.580
Is my wrist that bad, Chad?
00:39:59.160
I feel like I was on...
00:40:00.020
Oh, man.
00:40:00.940
I need to bring it back.
00:40:02.720
I need to bring it back.
00:40:03.680
Come on.
00:40:04.740
Wifey.
00:40:06.720
Hey, Destiny.
00:40:07.700
How old are you?
00:40:11.100
How old are you?
00:40:12.400
You look really old.
00:40:13.760
Damn, how old do I look?
00:40:19.440
No, I'm not 25.
00:40:21.120
Yeah, that's really old, so how old are you?
00:40:25.720
I'm 16.
00:40:31.560
Like, spiritually?
00:40:32.360
You want to hear what I just saw, though?
00:40:34.020
What did you just see?
00:40:34.720
A giant penis?
00:40:37.240
No, no.
00:40:38.240
I wish I did, though.
00:40:39.220
I'm joking.
00:40:39.480
I'm joking, I'm joking.
00:40:40.120
You're 16?
00:40:41.080
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
00:40:43.000
So what did you see?
00:40:44.480
I saw, like, this guy with a hairbrush up his ass.
00:40:46.920
Like, you know how you hold a hairbrush, like, right there?
00:40:49.000
It's up his ass.
00:40:50.840
And you're still on this website after that?
00:40:53.540
No, it's on Amiagle, so I just changed it here.
00:40:55.960
Oh, well, welcome.
00:40:57.900
Yeah.
00:40:59.060
Okay.
00:40:59.800
Are you live streaming?
00:41:01.340
No.
00:41:01.760
How old is that?
00:41:02.400
Your sibling over there.
00:41:03.060
I hear you whispering, by the way.
00:41:09.960
Like, I heard that.
00:41:11.400
You guys are really bad at keeping secrets.
00:41:13.160
You're going to fold under pressure.
00:41:14.180
Yeah, does the suit make me look older?
00:41:26.080
You're a YouTuber!
00:41:29.480
No, I'm not.
00:41:31.160
No, I'm not.
00:41:32.000
I promise you not.
00:41:33.300
I promise you not.
00:41:33.880
No, I ain't.
00:41:35.620
No, I ain't.
00:41:36.200
When they go missing, does that mean, like, just now?
00:41:39.740
When someone goes missing...
00:41:41.480
Who just went missing?
00:41:47.360
Hey.
00:41:49.100
Hey, oh, shit.
00:41:50.720
What's your name?
00:41:51.620
It's Melanie.
00:41:52.180
Is your name Sneako?
00:41:53.340
It is.
00:41:54.080
It's written behind my head.
00:41:55.660
Oh, my gosh.
00:41:56.700
I'm actually a big fan of yours.
00:41:58.700
Oh, are you?
00:41:59.220
Where are you from?
00:41:59.820
Like, I'm not kidding.
00:42:01.380
That's crazy.
00:42:02.740
Where are you from, Melanie?
00:42:04.580
Utah.
00:42:05.500
Utah.
00:42:06.020
There's been a lot of Utah people today.
00:42:07.740
You're a fan of me?
00:42:08.680
Some people call me a misogynist.
00:42:11.380
Well, I don't agree with that side of you, but there's a lot of other things you talk about
00:42:15.200
that I do like.
00:42:16.220
What do you like?
00:42:19.420
Well, like the shit you say about trans people and, like...
00:42:24.580
Well, I can't say a bunch of shit, because I don't, you know?
00:42:26.860
You don't want to get canceled.
00:42:29.700
Yes.
00:42:30.740
Okay.
00:42:32.320
Do you have a boyfriend?
00:42:34.340
No.
00:42:35.440
Are you looking?
00:42:37.700
No.
00:42:38.380
I like your makeup.
00:42:39.100
You look like you're going out somewhere.
00:42:41.380
Thank you.
00:42:41.900
I was actually doing it right now.
00:42:43.600
Where are you going?
00:42:45.340
Well, I was doing it to get ready.
00:42:47.420
And you hopped on monkey to get validation.
00:42:48.380
Like, to see how it looks on my face.
00:42:49.640
It looks great.
00:42:50.560
But they're getting ready for...
00:42:51.460
Thank you.
00:42:51.520
Where are you going tonight?
00:42:53.400
Nowhere, sadly.
00:42:54.900
So why are you getting ready?
00:42:55.840
I don't understand why girls do that.
00:42:57.500
Well, so that I know what it looks like when I go out.
00:43:00.040
Does that make sense?
00:43:00.980
Like, to do it faster?
00:43:04.000
Yeah, you're practicing.
00:43:05.020
Bless you, by the way.
00:43:05.880
That's cool.
00:43:06.680
Oh, bless you.
00:43:07.600
Sorry.
00:43:08.920
When was the last time you've been on a date?
00:43:11.500
Shit.
00:43:12.320
Sorry.
00:43:13.300
Like, two or three months ago, maybe?
00:43:17.420
How'd it go?
00:43:19.820
Not good.
00:43:21.260
Not good, I guess, because we didn't go on a second date.
00:43:23.900
Why did you...
00:43:24.760
Was it him or was it you that didn't want to go on a second date?
00:43:27.320
No, we just didn't have chemistry.
00:43:28.600
Did he...
00:43:31.020
What made him out of chemistry?
00:43:32.400
Like, what was the red flag?
00:43:35.920
No, there wasn't a red flag.
00:43:37.380
It was just more so, like, we just didn't really connect.
00:43:40.760
Like, I made a joke and he didn't laugh.
00:43:42.780
And I just kind of knew, oh, we can't really joke like that, you know?
00:43:45.900
What was the joke?
00:43:48.400
I just said J. Cole looks like he stinks.
00:43:50.400
But jokingly, you know, like, I didn't really mean that.
00:43:53.020
And then he told me, he was like, why are you rude?
00:43:55.860
And I was like, oh, well...
00:43:58.140
Why are you rude?
00:43:59.020
I mean, he does kind of look like a homeless guy.
00:44:01.240
But that's his aesthetic.
00:44:03.240
Yeah, but I said it as a joke.
00:44:04.640
Like, I'm a big fan of J. Cole.
00:44:06.460
It was a little joke.
00:44:07.320
Like, he didn't have to make me feel bad about it.
00:44:10.640
He said he called you rude over that.
00:44:12.280
Okay.
00:44:12.740
Who asked who out?
00:44:13.640
Did you ask him out or he asked you out?
00:44:15.440
No, he asked me out.
00:44:17.600
And it's been three months.
00:44:19.100
Where did you go for that date?
00:44:22.700
Coffee.
00:44:24.440
Mid.
00:44:24.880
In the middle of the day?
00:44:27.860
Yeah.
00:44:28.820
Where'd you guys meet?
00:44:29.900
DMs?
00:44:30.280
Tinder?
00:44:31.580
A friend of a friend.
00:44:33.260
Okay.
00:44:35.600
I want to go on a date.
00:44:37.720
How would you expect a guy to go and propose a date?
00:44:42.640
Do everything like that?
00:44:43.640
Flowers?
00:44:44.040
DMs?
00:44:44.420
How do you want to be...
00:44:47.460
What's the word?
00:44:49.200
I don't know.
00:44:50.100
Honestly, I look more for a connection.
00:44:52.420
So, walk in the park is fine with you?
00:44:58.180
As low stars as that sounds, yes, probably.
00:45:03.200
But just laugh at your jokes, too.
00:45:06.040
Please.
00:45:06.520
If you...
00:45:06.980
Yes.
00:45:07.380
That'll give you, like, points.
00:45:09.240
Okay.
00:45:09.540
Well, you look good.
00:45:10.060
You should go out tonight.
00:45:10.840
Just don't be a hoe.
00:45:13.300
Okay.
00:45:13.820
We'll do.
00:45:14.560
What's your body count?
00:45:15.420
I don't want to ask you that.
00:45:16.240
That's the...
00:45:17.040
I wouldn't answer that.
00:45:18.180
Three?
00:45:20.420
I'm not going to answer that.
00:45:21.480
Oh, it's more.
00:45:22.140
It's seven.
00:45:23.920
No, but I feel like that's some of your business.
00:45:26.020
Like, not in a rude way, but that's only the business of the, like, guy that I'm with,
00:45:30.080
if that makes sense.
00:45:31.200
Hmm.
00:45:31.780
Understandable.
00:45:32.300
Like, I'm not going to put that out there for other people to see, if that makes sense.
00:45:35.940
Good.
00:45:36.440
Good.
00:45:38.100
Keep that in mind.
00:45:38.760
Are you streaming?
00:45:40.000
Obviously.
00:45:40.620
Bye.
00:45:41.480
Okay.
00:45:42.580
Am I streaming?
00:45:43.500
What the fuck?
00:45:43.860
Why are you guys calling her a fat whore?
00:45:46.420
What the...
00:45:46.620
What the...
00:45:46.840
Everyone's...
00:45:48.040
What the fuck?
00:45:50.120
What's your hairline?
00:45:50.840
You have six heads.
00:45:52.400
Huh?
00:45:52.700
That hairline, though.
00:45:53.640
What the fuck's up with your mustache?
00:45:55.480
What the fuck do you think about whore?
00:45:56.900
Your eyebrows.
00:45:58.640
My eyebrows?
00:46:00.140
No.
00:46:01.020
You're going to pick your head.
00:46:02.880
Get out of here.
00:46:03.540
Get out of here.
00:46:05.080
How are you going to cook me and then put your fat asses off the camera?
00:46:07.720
You guys look like incest cousins.
00:46:09.440
We're not off the camera.
00:46:10.360
My man was talking to you, so shut the hell up.
00:46:12.240
We ain't fat.
00:46:13.040
Right, we ain't fat.
00:46:14.520
Why are you so judgmental?
00:46:15.960
You guys look like two halves of white Lizzo.
00:46:19.540
You bipolar, bitch.
00:46:22.020
Right.
00:46:24.300
You guys look like you have, like, sex post-sex hair, but you don't.
00:46:27.940
It's just like you just didn't get ready for the day.
00:46:31.880
Hold on.
00:46:32.440
My boyfriend has a question.
00:46:34.160
Oh, wait.
00:46:36.420
Oh, wait.
00:46:38.640
Pass.
00:46:39.920
Oh, she's funny.
00:46:40.700
She's funny.
00:46:41.000
No, right.
00:46:42.380
They skipped.
00:46:47.360
This is a good app, chat.
00:46:50.780
Addy.
00:46:55.360
Chat, what do you mean they got all this stuff?
00:46:56.820
They just said you have eyebrows and your mustache.
00:46:58.840
Is my mustache bad?
00:47:02.380
Oh, no.
00:47:02.860
Yes, it is.
00:47:03.060
He did.
00:47:10.000
Okay, um, Fortnite time?
00:47:12.500
That's fucking gay.
00:47:14.500
What's gay?
00:47:15.620
Take everything off your bed.
00:47:17.020
I don't know why the camera keeps going out of focus, chat.
00:47:25.900
Fix.
00:47:26.840
It, like, goes in and out.
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Fuck you, too.
00:47:29.700
Yo.
00:47:31.380
What's up, Sneeko?
00:47:32.400
Gang, gang.
00:47:32.940
What's popping, man?
00:47:34.240
I'm dead-ass watching your stream right now, buddy.
00:47:36.420
Rumble or kick, buddy?
00:47:38.660
Rumble, dude.
00:47:39.600
Rumble, dick.
00:47:40.360
Rumble?
00:47:40.680
Why is Rumble better than kick?
00:47:42.500
Oh, you're saying, like, judge him?
00:47:44.400
Yeah.
00:47:45.380
Kick.
00:47:46.200
Why?
00:47:47.140
Because Aiden's there.
00:47:48.760
What do you like about Aiden's stream?
00:47:50.840
Aiden, he just keeps it straight real with you.
00:47:53.400
Okay.
00:47:53.920
And that's why kick's better?
00:47:55.700
Yeah, because he's there.
00:47:57.120
Wait, Aiden keeps it real?
00:47:57.960
He doesn't ever lie?
00:47:59.940
Well, he does, but, like, fuck.
00:48:05.200
What else?
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Call Aiden.
00:48:06.520
Call him?
00:48:07.000
Call Aiden.
00:48:07.640
Is he live right now?
00:48:08.520
I don't know.
00:48:09.860
I don't know.
00:48:10.480
I'm watching your shit.
00:48:11.540
Call...
00:48:13.400
Should I call him?
00:48:14.840
Yes.
00:48:16.480
Let me call him.
00:48:17.520
My phone's on...
00:48:18.140
My phone's on one.
00:48:18.760
Let me charge it.
00:48:21.380
What do you want me to say?
00:48:23.640
Put him in the camera.
00:48:26.120
What are you going to say?
00:48:27.100
What are you going to say when...
00:48:28.580
If I call him?
00:48:30.140
I want a kick deal.
00:48:32.400
Are you funny?
00:48:35.400
I just want him to buy my mom a house,
00:48:36.840
and I'll stream one kick.
00:48:38.520
Everybody wants to buy the mom a house.
00:48:41.540
But that's all I'm doing it for.
00:48:43.940
But are you going to be able to entertain the people?
00:48:46.580
Yes.
00:48:49.800
Okay.
00:48:50.620
Ah, no.
00:48:54.260
Libro standing on the witness.
00:48:55.680
Hey, King.
00:48:56.160
No, I don't want him to do it.
00:48:58.160
Ain't no way.
00:48:58.680
I was just watching the shit.
00:49:00.260
Hey, what's poppin' on?
00:49:01.120
I love you.
00:49:01.660
I stream slipe, King.
00:49:02.600
It was good, gang.
00:49:03.300
You stream slipe.
00:49:03.920
So rumble or kick?
00:49:06.780
Well, everyone's going to kick right now,
00:49:08.860
so you don't really have a choice, do you?
00:49:11.020
Well, I just want to rumble.
00:49:11.620
Not you, personally.
00:49:13.360
No, no.
00:49:13.860
Yeah, of course I'm watching the shit on rumble.
00:49:15.660
I've been watching you since, like,
00:49:17.560
when they started calling you, like,
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the eduteron person.
00:49:20.320
Yes, sir.
00:49:21.340
But I got a quick question for you.
00:49:23.060
Quick, quick, quick.
00:49:24.860
Can I play you a song?
00:49:25.760
I promise it's not.
00:49:26.760
All right, let's hear it.
00:49:27.320
Let's hear it.
00:49:27.600
Let's hear it.
00:49:27.940
Chat, be honest.
00:49:28.980
See if it's good or not.
00:49:31.180
All right.
00:49:32.540
I have another one, too.
00:49:33.660
I'm not going to play it first.
00:49:34.820
If you'd like the first one, I'll play it.
00:49:36.260
But I sampled, like, one of your streams.
00:49:39.840
Well, I'll show you.
00:49:40.420
You sampled my stream?
00:49:42.440
Yeah.
00:49:43.000
Well, now you're in Neon.
00:49:44.740
Okay, okay.
00:49:45.440
Oh, that's one.
00:49:46.640
This is the first one.
00:49:47.540
Can you hear it?
00:49:49.700
Turn it up.
00:49:50.260
I can't hear it.
00:49:52.180
Yeah, I'm telling you.
00:49:56.260
Yeah.
00:49:58.700
Sound like Travis.
00:49:59.660
What?
00:50:00.300
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up.
00:50:06.260
You said down or up?
00:50:22.660
Turn it up, up, up.
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I'm going to bring this closer.
00:50:25.960
Hold on.
00:50:29.920
Mid and mid.
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You guys just say L anytime anybody tries anything.
00:50:35.840
Hey, right?
00:50:36.420
How you doing?
00:50:38.700
Are you like?
00:50:40.080
I have a question.
00:50:41.320
You have a question?
00:50:41.940
I like your lashes.
00:50:44.400
Thank you.
00:50:45.620
Your mic's a little covered.
00:50:46.640
I can't hear you, sweetheart.
00:50:48.700
Why does she, like, why would, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why,
00:50:54.480
why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why is life so hard?
00:50:58.580
I don't know, man.
00:50:59.560
Man, we don't know.
00:51:00.800
We don't know.
00:51:01.640
You're, are you guys in Fairfield, Connecticut?
00:51:04.340
Yes.
00:51:05.380
Kinetic, you need to get out of that terrible state.
00:51:07.220
What are you doing there?
00:51:09.100
Uh, I don't really know, to be honest.
00:51:11.920
Getting yelled at.
00:51:12.760
Sucking dick.
00:51:13.820
Huh?
00:51:14.380
Okay.
00:51:16.100
Oh, no.
00:51:18.620
Calmer for skipping.
00:51:19.420
Yeah, it was, huh?
00:51:20.180
Instant calmer.
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I don't know.
00:51:22.040
Oh, no.
00:51:25.880
What the heck?
00:51:32.440
Mm-hmm.
00:51:33.780
Oh, no.
00:51:34.440
Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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No.
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No.
00:51:38.040
Oh, no.
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