SNEAKO - SNEAKO Falls In Love With His Masseuse

00:00:00.000 Women rate guys 1 to 10. What makes men more slash less attractive? Courtney Ryan.

00:00:04.720 Hi everyone, welcome back to my channel. If you're new here, I'm Courtney Ryan and in this video

00:00:08.640 we're going to be finding out what makes men more or less attractive. So we're going to be playing

00:00:12.980 the he's a 10 game and if you haven't seen these videos that I've done in the past, basically what

00:00:17.100 I do is I give the girls a guy with his number and something to go along with that that's either

00:00:21.320 going to raise his score or lower his score. And the girls will give a new number depending on

00:00:26.080 what they think. So let's get started. So number one is he's a six and he doesn't drink or go out.

00:00:33.100 Oh, an eight. Okay. Oh, you like that? Yeah. Okay. Do you drink? Not often. Okay. So that would be

00:00:40.080 like a good compliment to your lifestyle then? For sure. I feel like I could manage that, but

00:00:44.420 you know, I do like to let loose once in a while. So I'd say still a 10. It's a six.

00:00:51.160 What's your type, Greta? You're joking, but why do you say that?

00:00:56.080 Um, tall, confident, successful, um, dumb, not, not an idiot, liberal. 1.00

00:01:06.680 Not a liberal? What's wrong with liberal men? 1.00

00:01:09.380 They're, they're just terrible. I mean, if you're liberal in general, you're just dumb. 1.00

00:01:15.040 You're just brainwashed. Really annoying to be around, like watching that video of that 1.00

00:01:20.260 girl who's just draining. 0.95

00:01:21.660 Draining. You know what my type is?

00:01:24.200 Hmm?

00:01:24.440 Masseuses.

00:01:25.460 Oh, yeah.

00:01:29.120 Still a six. Okay.

00:01:30.480 He ends up being a four. Okay.

00:01:33.120 Because you like to go out?

00:01:35.220 Yeah. Do you prefer guys that go out or don't go out?

00:01:37.480 Um, either way, it's fine. I mean, if I had to choose one, like probably not going out, but

00:01:45.260 going out excessively.

00:01:47.800 How much is excessively?

00:01:50.480 Um, well, it also just depends on what you're doing in life. Like if you're a bum and then 0.99

00:01:56.500 you're going out like all the time or like three days a week is like fine. As long as

00:02:02.860 you're doing something, it's not taking away from the rest of your life.

00:02:08.320 I'm curious about the sneaker got to stay focused. I am focused right now. I'm relaxing. I've

00:02:12.920 been working out a lot and I need this massage. What do you think? Um, what was the problem

00:02:17.640 with, uh, can you explain more about like the problems that you have with dating guys?

00:02:22.960 She's trying to curate her answers to match the eco. I don't think so. All right. I genuinely

00:02:29.420 think that she, no, I'm really not. Um, I think you, you've, you've seen a common problem. I think

00:02:35.100 that's why you resonate with this type of content. Did Andrew and Tristan let you drive their cars

00:02:40.760 in Romania? No, they didn't. Of course not. Yeah. So what was the problem you had dating

00:02:51.720 these guys? You know, W hands, by the way, they said you have like child hands. Your hands

00:03:00.480 are mad small. Wait, measure it. Yeah. You're pretty, pretty small. If you pay me, I'll take

00:03:12.420 a flight to Romania, rent a car, then blast 20 and don't leave it in front of the tape

00:03:15.300 brothers, bro. I'm not paying for all of that, bro. Get her a mic so she can hear. Uh,

00:03:18.820 maybe let me bring it a little closer. Cause you're very soft-spoken. Okay. Do you want

00:03:22.720 to just, do you want to sit down next to me? I'll just sit down. Yeah. Oh, she warmed up.

00:03:26.780 You were all nervous beforehand, but yeah, the, I'm surprised you have a nice, uh, they

00:03:30.560 seem to like you in the chat. Sika, please just get mods to ban all the weird memes. Uh,

00:03:34.920 yeah, I just, mods, clean up the discord real quick. Redacted Ryan and fuck you chat for 0.99

00:03:39.220 telling me to react to discord when that was the fuck. Um, but yeah. So what's your, what's 1.00

00:03:45.380 your red flags when you, um, when you're on a dating and you, and you see a liberal.

00:03:48.980 Oh, I mean just like right off the bat, if you had colored hair, that's a no. What's

00:03:59.460 wrong with colored hair? Even blonde, like dyed blonde? Well, the problem with colored

00:04:04.980 hair is really like, if you're in a professional environment, like if you were, um, like it's

00:04:14.400 just a distraction. If you're actually doing some important shit, then you're not going

00:04:19.020 to, you can't have colored hair. And what's the importance of guns? I'm surprised you said 0.98

00:04:23.680 that. I was asking her beforehand, like, what are some telltale signs that the guy you're

00:04:26.800 with isn't confident enough or isn't the guy that you want to be with? And you said guns.

00:04:31.260 Yeah. Why do you say that?

00:04:33.140 Well, it's just kind of goes along with being logical and not liberal. Like if, if you don't

00:04:42.260 like guns, you're probably not very rational. And then that goes along with like being a

00:04:47.860 good protector. If you're not rational and you're not, um, like observant and then you're

00:04:56.180 not aware of your surroundings.

00:04:57.380 Right. Yeah.

00:04:58.100 Okay. Thank you for the one 50 captive fantasy W cap. W captive fantasy, one 50 Alex sign

00:05:03.660 destroyed libtards of the space, but appreciate what you stand for. Working brother. Yo, I 1.00

00:05:07.120 fuck with Alex sign. I fuck Alex sign heavy. I'm going to go. I'll check that out. Oh, Mario 1.00

00:05:11.480 in the fall, bro. Yeah. This guy has been begging me to, to be in Twitter. Well, not begging

00:05:14.760 me, but he's been telling me to come to these Twitter space all the time, but it seems like,

00:05:17.520 right. I don't know how these people have all day long to sit in Twitter spaces and talk

00:05:20.820 about Andrew Tate and meat ride like crazy. Yo, thanks a lot, bro. Um, do I own some pushups

00:05:25.360 you think? Oh yeah. Yeah. How many pushups?

00:05:33.440 I don't know. It's going to undo all the massage work that you just did. 1.00

00:05:36.040 Um, no, I mean, yeah, a little bit. Um, but you got good form. So not really. W form

00:05:44.240 W form. Let's go. Yo. W wasseus too. Wasseus. Okay. Uh, 15 for one 50. 15. Yeah. That's

00:05:52.200 kind of light. That's that is light. That's what I was thinking. You call me pussy. You 0.99

00:05:55.220 think I'm a liberal? 30. 30. Okay, fine. Don't, don't. I'm not like one of these guys

00:06:02.460 here. Who do you think, um, is the ugliest of these 10? Um, all right, let's see. 0.53

00:06:12.260 You, you pick, I'll do 30 real quick. Yeah. It's between Ethan and then the guy.

00:06:17.260 I don't know that one, but I know, I know Ethan. What do you think about Ethan decline?

00:06:22.300 Um, he's doesn't know what's important in life. He needs to go to the gym. He needs

00:06:27.900 to go to the gym. Yeah. Why do you think that he's unhappy? Like, why do you think he's

00:06:31.580 on antidepressants? Um, well, if you don't like move, you're not, you're, you don't think

00:06:41.480 it's fat phobic to go work out? Huh? It's pretty fat phobic to want to exercise. Oh yeah.

00:06:47.140 Yeah. What is, uh, everyone should be fat phobic. You're fat phobic? Yeah. W

00:06:54.580 assumes you have a W fat phobia. Being fat is bad. It's bad for you. It's bad for the

00:06:59.820 world. It's bad for the environment. A lot of excess waste and excess consumption and you

00:07:08.420 have to make all that extra food. Okay. Okay. You get what? I put her onto sparkling water 0.93

00:07:28.140 today, chat. Do you mind? Can you get me one from the fridge? Yeah. Thank you. And put

00:07:33.820 her onto oysters too. She had never had no oysters before. Are you being human trafficked

00:07:38.320 right now? Am I what? Are you being human trafficked right now? Like the girl from Hinge?

00:07:45.900 Obviously not. I was about to like joke around and say yeah, but that probably is not the good

00:07:56.100 situation. Where is it? There's no water in there. In the fridge, in the sample arena. Where? Oh.

00:08:06.100 Okay. Don't clip that. What? No, no. The human trafficking part. Okay. Yeah. Now we're

00:08:36.080 going to have a C. Usually these videos are really boring though because women are so boring 1.00

00:08:39.860 when they talk like, well, except for you. You're extremely entertaining, but chat. Chill, chill, chill,

00:08:46.080 chill, chill, chill. What was the chat doing? No, they're just getting really, because the human

00:08:53.160 trafficking stuff. Oh. Yeah. Um. That's it. No more massage? No. I'm done. No. I'm done.

00:09:06.080 You're done. You're done? I'm done. Okay. How much does that usually cost? That would, well,

00:09:12.160 at my spa, that would have been like $130 plus tip. It's like $180. $180? If you're nice

00:09:21.580 to me and give me a $50 tip. $50 tip? Yeah. Wow. They really like you. Someone in the chat

00:09:28.420 said, she a cute, normal girl. Make her a regular. So how did you, how did you, because you're 1.00

00:09:32.760 kind of into these red pill videos? I don't meet a lot of girls that enjoy this content.

00:09:36.260 How did that get there? How did you, how'd you end up in this space?

00:09:39.460 Um, well, after, uh, during the election when Biden was elected or before he was, I was

00:09:54.820 just starting to, um, like watch. So then get recommended more, um, red pill stuff. And then

00:10:03.700 after that, it just kind of continued. The recommendations were all just like red pill stuff.

00:10:10.920 And then you don't think that we're misogynistic? No. You don't think that, um, we're promoting

00:10:17.960 incel culture? No. Do you think that this type of stuff is good or bad for men? This type 1.00

00:10:23.860 of content. Great. Why do you think it's necessary? Like Andrew Tate is a godsend for men and you

00:10:31.160 and fresh and fit. What do you think about OnlyFans? Terrible. Oh, poor girls. Like poor 1.00

00:10:40.200 girls. I feel so bad. Yeah, I really. Why? What's wrong with OnlyFans? Well, you're

00:11:10.040 never going to get a quality man that like, I just feel so bad for them because maybe they

00:11:15.340 just don't understand this like before they start or they start too young, but like, um,

00:11:21.640 and rightfully so a man isn't going to want a woman that everyone else can see naked and 0.99

00:11:28.560 talk about and like talk shit about. And, um, so it just completely ruins their chances of 0.99

00:11:35.580 getting a quality man. And, uh, you don't even have any pictures on Instagram, right?

00:11:40.840 You have like, you know, social media presence at all. This is your first time. Like even

00:11:44.760 you must be protected. Like we're going to, somebody say a prayer for her tonight. Make

00:11:52.140 sure that she, she stays safe from the insane social media world.

00:11:56.580 Uh, someone said based woman, like they're very happy about the OnlyFans comment. How did 0.84

00:12:07.040 you get into a massaging? Um, didn't want to go to college, thought it was a waste of money,

00:12:15.840 money, but I, uh, also made a career to eat and shit. So, um, I don't know. It was kind 0.98

00:12:27.420 of a random decision, but I'm, I'm happy about it. I'm really passionate about it.

00:12:35.600 Yeah. Do you do happy endings?

00:12:37.520 No. And that's a disrespectful question.

00:12:40.220 No, no, no, no, no. It's not a disrespectful question. That's good. Cause I knew the answer

00:12:43.960 already. That was disrespectful. Oh, do you have sad endings?

00:12:52.200 Yeah. They're all sad endings. Oh, too bad. Okay. Good. So you're a good masseuse?

00:12:57.740 Mm-hmm. Massage therapist. 0.87

00:13:00.920 You ever see people do like sneaky little happy endings in your, in the spa, you know,

00:13:04.640 for like a little extra tip? Do I ever see it?

00:13:07.220 Like, have you heard about it, Taisha? Um, not any of the places I work. I work at really,

00:13:12.500 um, I've only ever worked at really nice places, but. You know, the Asian places, they do that 1.00

00:13:18.220 all the time. But yeah, I, well, no, it's a normal thing in like Thailand and stuff. It's just

00:13:23.700 their culture, like has to do with the chakras and stuff. Okay. Chakras. Right. Okay. Here's a 0.75

00:13:31.180 question. And you watch the show. So can you name three countries? Okay. Albania, Russia, Romania.

00:13:42.500 I can name like 20 more. Can you? Uh, okay. I can name like, I can for sure name like 10

00:13:51.560 more. I just like, hopefully I can do it under pressure, but this is okay. So, um,

00:13:59.060 um, I'm trying to think of like all of them, of course. Okay. You don't need, okay. You got

00:14:11.120 it. Yeah. I trust, you know, more than three. What else should I ask you? What are some other

00:14:15.300 like basic, um, questions from after hours? Uh, Instagram or long-term relationship?

00:14:22.560 Long-term relationship. Instagram. Like why? What's wrong with girls? Most girls in Miami 1.00

00:14:31.080 prioritize Instagram over long-term relationship. I know. I saw that question asked on Fresh and Fit.

00:14:36.500 Um, I don't know. Like they're just so dumb. I mean, even at 30 years old, they don't know 1.00

00:14:44.980 like what's important in life. It doesn't, it doesn't make any sense to me. I don't,

00:14:48.560 I don't get it. It's, it's like short-term dopamine hit. They're just addicted to short-term

00:14:55.160 like dopamine hits. That's just the problem with like a lot of people, not people.

00:15:00.220 Eight. Excellent. So Stig, I've been watching for years and I just want to thank you for changing

00:15:02.880 my life twice. One of them being fake it till you make it. And the other being your current

00:15:06.240 ideology, bro. You know, shout out to you. Uh, one of the OG people are still here. Are you vaccinated?

00:15:14.420 Me? No.

00:15:18.560 Okay. What else? What else? What else? Um, do all lives matter? Yeah. Yes. Um,

00:15:35.560 He's crying. Um, yo, unvaccinated. That's a big one. That's a big one right there. Would

00:15:49.040 you have children with a vaccinated person? I mean, I'd rather not if I could choose. 1.00

00:15:54.700 Okay. But I guess it's like, I don't know. A lot of people just had to do it for work

00:16:06.060 and they were in important positions that they couldn't give up. So yeah, I would definitely

00:16:16.820 rather not. Ukraine or Russia? I don't know. They're... I don't know. Why? What?

00:16:28.180 Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. You know, you know, the geopolitical stuff, chat, you can't expect,

00:16:32.040 you know, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, Whittler?

00:16:35.900 Whittler? What? No, nevermind. Nevermind. That's too much. That's too much. That's too

00:16:41.420 much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

00:16:44.280 Whittler? Oh, you're just adding a, cause you can't say the word. I was so confused, but

00:16:51.300 um, are you, are you Albanian? Am I? No. Yeah. Oh. I am German and Italian mostly. Okay. Okay.

00:17:04.660 Okay. Chance Wunson? No. There's no... Ich liebe dich. I can't, I can't, definitely

00:17:13.140 can't speak German. Ich liebe dich. Okay. Okay. Um, I don't even know if I said that right.

00:17:23.420 There's a lot of people were saying body count, but no, it's okay. I already asked the happy

00:17:26.400 ending question and that reeled me back. Oh, that was quick. But you don't multiply it by three.

00:17:31.880 It's, it's, it's times three.

00:17:38.940 That's my, that's my body count. But there, I, I know every time, like I think about how

00:17:44.500 if I was on Fresh and Fit and I were to get asked that question. Stop the cat.

00:17:47.720 No matter what I said, they just, yeah, stop the cat. Right. Right. Okay. That was believable

00:17:53.360 though. Okay. What is, um, what's wrong with you? There's gotta be something wrong with

00:17:57.740 you. Right. Cause you, cause so far we're like, you're pretty laid back person. What's the,

00:18:04.460 what's the fucking... 0.99

00:18:04.740 I don't, I don't know. What's your... Nothing. You're perfect. So you're the one. I'm the one. I could, 0.99

00:18:30.420 um, I could be taller. H-Rap says boss bitch or wifey or let the man lead. We know. 0.99

00:18:37.460 We know. You want to be a wifey. Yeah. Well, yeah. What do you mean? Well,

00:18:45.540 you want to be a boss bitch? No. So why are you saying well? 1.00

00:18:48.180 No, that was just, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah.

00:18:54.260 Okay. Some people are asking, uh, why are you single?

00:18:59.220 He asked me that too. That's a, well, cause, cause you all suck on you. You're, you're just, 1.00

00:19:06.340 you're, you're all weak. You're all weak. Yeah. Okay. It's tough to find a capable man. 1.00

00:19:14.900 Mm-hmm. And what describes, what, what do you need from a man? She's 22, by the way, Chad.

00:19:31.940 Well, cause I just said confidence earlier, but then you like, that's the most important and being

00:19:37.300 funny, being funny. And that has to do with like being rational. Like if you're, if you don't want to

00:19:43.220 like tell us some type of jokes cause you're, um, a liberal, then you can't be funny.

00:19:54.500 Um, but yeah, you were like, what goes into being confident? And that's just what I'm trying to

00:20:00.180 think of. Yeah. I was asking you earlier, like, how can you tell, like, what are the signs? But

00:20:04.260 I think like hearing you try to struggle to answer that, I think it's something that women just read. 0.99

00:20:07.860 Yeah. They could just, they just, there's little, it's not really something you could explain, but

00:20:11.060 it's like, if you're not capable and you're lacking there, it's just going to be extremely

00:20:17.220 obvious. If you're nervous or insecure, like there's little ticks, you're going to end up like

00:20:20.500 Ethan decline. Like you just fucking, you're just like weird to be around. If you can make her feel 0.99

00:20:25.620 comfortable, then there's a reason why it's because you are competent. Yeah. Yeah. Like me.

00:20:31.460 And you have to believe you're confident. Yeah. I'm confident. In order for, um,

00:20:42.740 why did you not get vaccinated? Um, cause no one knows whether or not, I mean, well, it was so pushed

00:20:55.380 by the news and by, um, the government and I don't trust the news or the government, especially after

00:21:03.780 the, um, last election and, and all the, I just kept seeing the news, like twisting stuff that Trump

00:21:12.100 said. And then I'd have to like go read the bill or go watch the speech. And that wasn't what he said.

00:21:16.580 And that wasn't what the bill did. Um, and so, yeah, just lack of trust in the media. And then

00:21:25.940 also it was just coming out so fast that there's no way that they were testing it like properly.

00:21:33.860 I mean, a lot of, some people in the chat have speculations that you're just saying all this

00:21:37.380 because it's, uh, I don't think so. I don't think so. Cause we probably disagree on something.

00:21:44.260 What do you disagree with with this stuff? Oh, cheating. You want monogamy? Yeah. Because

00:21:50.260 if, if, um, if a guy is cheating, then that means he's like, if you could really in a perfect world,

00:22:05.220 if you could really just sleep with other women and have it be guaranteed that that would be all 0.97

00:22:10.660 that would happen, like that would be fine. But I think it's kind of programmed into women to feel 1.00

00:22:17.860 some type of way about it because like children need a father, like a present father. And then if

00:22:27.380 you're cheating, then that opens up the option for you to, um, basically like find love somewhere else.

00:22:37.060 And then maybe leave your wife. Like that happens all the time that like a guy would have a side

00:22:41.860 bitch and then just leave his wife for her. And then your kid doesn't have a dad anymore. 1.00

00:22:49.060 Hmm. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah.

00:22:54.580 Second coming. You're wilding right now for that chat. Okay. Are you Jewish? No. 0.99

00:22:58.980 I don't know why chat was asking that, but why are they calling you a Jewish Asian? Cause you said

00:23:03.780 you want a monogamy, but that's what, I mean, no woman is going to get on here. Especially a good 1.00

00:23:07.780 woman is going to say like, yeah, cheating is good. That doesn't usually happen, but 1.00

00:23:15.140 can you cook? What can you cook? Well, see, I was thinking about this, um, because it was asked on

00:23:22.660 fresh and fit and all the girls were giving answers, like of things, like some of the girls

00:23:28.580 were giving answers of things that I think that they can cook just like by heart. Like they know

00:23:32.820 the recipe. And then some girls were just like, it was clear that they just like sometimes cook this

00:23:38.980 thing, but like have a recipe. Like if I have a recipe, I can cook anything. But if, um, I mean,

00:23:45.780 I could probably cook, I'm trying to think of something more complex than just like pasta or pizza or

00:24:03.300 like I could probably make a lasagna, but, um, just by heart. What would you rate yourself on a scale of

00:24:09.460 one to 10? Like a seven. You can't use seven. Right. I can't use seven.

00:24:15.300 You know, you already know. Uh, like 6.5. 6.5. Okay. She went lower instead of higher. Okay. 0.99

00:24:24.420 What would you rate? What would you rate me on a scale of one to 10?

00:24:36.180 Probably say you're 10. Who? You're probably 10, nine or 10.

00:24:45.860 Where have you been?

00:24:52.420 What are your friends? Like these people in the chat are asking, like, if you have weird friends.

00:24:55.460 Um, if I have weird friends, I mean, they're, I don't think, I don't think they're weird personally,

00:25:06.660 but, um, no, they're not weird. I don't, I don't have, I just have a lot of like close friends that,

00:25:16.580 um, um, I, I don't like girls very much. I definitely. 1.00

00:25:25.940 You don't like girls. You're not like the other girls. 1.00

00:25:27.860 I, I'm not. Do you have male friends? Yeah, I do. If I was in a. Abdul. Let me finish. 0.93

00:25:39.140 Get the rocks. If I am in a relationship, I will literally like, even if I'm starting talking to

00:25:45.940 someone like. Like right now. If like within, within like a week of talking to someone.

00:25:53.460 You'll cut them off. I'll, yeah. Oh, because you're aware that the male friends are not real

00:25:56.820 friends. Right. Right. Yeah.

00:25:58.500 Okay. They're all just waiting for an opportunity to touch it.

00:26:00.900 Yes. Yeah. Okay. So you're, you're.

00:26:02.580 Well, I know that they are all attracted to me. Like they all would hook up with me.

00:26:06.180 Okay. Okay. But I just, uh, yeah, girls are annoying. Guys are funny. 0.96

00:26:11.940 Someone in the chat said she had picked me, bitch, bro. No, no, no. Being a pick me is good. 1.00

00:26:16.420 You want a girl who wants to be picked. Stop demonizing. Pick me as a bad thing is some 0.99

00:26:22.020 feminist tick tock indoctrination. Fuck that. 1.00

SNEAKO - January 16, 2023

SNEAKO Falls In Love With His Masseuse

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