SNEAKO - January 16, 2023


SNEAKO Falls In Love With His Masseuse


Episode Stats

Length

26 minutes

Words per Minute

143.85034

Word Count

3,814

Sentence Count

473

Misogynist Sentences

18

Hate Speech Sentences

24


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Women rate guys 1 to 10. What makes men more slash less attractive? Courtney Ryan.
00:00:04.720 Hi everyone, welcome back to my channel. If you're new here, I'm Courtney Ryan and in this video
00:00:08.640 we're going to be finding out what makes men more or less attractive. So we're going to be playing
00:00:12.980 the he's a 10 game and if you haven't seen these videos that I've done in the past, basically what
00:00:17.100 I do is I give the girls a guy with his number and something to go along with that that's either
00:00:21.320 going to raise his score or lower his score. And the girls will give a new number depending on
00:00:26.080 what they think. So let's get started. So number one is he's a six and he doesn't drink or go out.
00:00:33.100 Oh, an eight. Okay. Oh, you like that? Yeah. Okay. Do you drink? Not often. Okay. So that would be
00:00:40.080 like a good compliment to your lifestyle then? For sure. I feel like I could manage that, but
00:00:44.420 you know, I do like to let loose once in a while. So I'd say still a 10. It's a six.
00:00:51.160 What's your type, Greta? You're joking, but why do you say that?
00:00:56.080 Um, tall, confident, successful, um, dumb, not, not an idiot, liberal.
00:01:06.680 Not a liberal? What's wrong with liberal men?
00:01:09.380 They're, they're just terrible. I mean, if you're liberal in general, you're just dumb.
00:01:15.040 You're just brainwashed. Really annoying to be around, like watching that video of that
00:01:20.260 girl who's just draining.
00:01:21.660 Draining. You know what my type is?
00:01:24.200 Hmm?
00:01:24.440 Masseuses.
00:01:25.460 Oh, yeah.
00:01:29.120 Still a six. Okay.
00:01:30.480 He ends up being a four. Okay.
00:01:33.120 Because you like to go out?
00:01:35.220 Yeah. Do you prefer guys that go out or don't go out?
00:01:37.480 Um, either way, it's fine. I mean, if I had to choose one, like probably not going out, but
00:01:45.260 going out excessively.
00:01:47.800 How much is excessively?
00:01:50.480 Um, well, it also just depends on what you're doing in life. Like if you're a bum and then
00:01:56.500 you're going out like all the time or like three days a week is like fine. As long as
00:02:02.860 you're doing something, it's not taking away from the rest of your life.
00:02:08.320 I'm curious about the sneaker got to stay focused. I am focused right now. I'm relaxing. I've
00:02:12.920 been working out a lot and I need this massage. What do you think? Um, what was the problem
00:02:17.640 with, uh, can you explain more about like the problems that you have with dating guys?
00:02:22.960 She's trying to curate her answers to match the eco. I don't think so. All right. I genuinely
00:02:29.420 think that she, no, I'm really not. Um, I think you, you've, you've seen a common problem. I think
00:02:35.100 that's why you resonate with this type of content. Did Andrew and Tristan let you drive their cars
00:02:40.760 in Romania? No, they didn't. Of course not. Yeah. So what was the problem you had dating
00:02:51.720 these guys? You know, W hands, by the way, they said you have like child hands. Your hands
00:03:00.480 are mad small. Wait, measure it. Yeah. You're pretty, pretty small. If you pay me, I'll take
00:03:12.420 a flight to Romania, rent a car, then blast 20 and don't leave it in front of the tape
00:03:15.300 brothers, bro. I'm not paying for all of that, bro. Get her a mic so she can hear. Uh,
00:03:18.820 maybe let me bring it a little closer. Cause you're very soft-spoken. Okay. Do you want
00:03:22.720 to just, do you want to sit down next to me? I'll just sit down. Yeah. Oh, she warmed up.
00:03:26.780 You were all nervous beforehand, but yeah, the, I'm surprised you have a nice, uh, they
00:03:30.560 seem to like you in the chat. Sika, please just get mods to ban all the weird memes. Uh,
00:03:34.920 yeah, I just, mods, clean up the discord real quick. Redacted Ryan and fuck you chat for
00:03:39.220 telling me to react to discord when that was the fuck. Um, but yeah. So what's your, what's
00:03:45.380 your red flags when you, um, when you're on a dating and you, and you see a liberal.
00:03:48.980 Oh, I mean just like right off the bat, if you had colored hair, that's a no. What's
00:03:59.460 wrong with colored hair? Even blonde, like dyed blonde? Well, the problem with colored
00:04:04.980 hair is really like, if you're in a professional environment, like if you were, um, like it's
00:04:14.400 just a distraction. If you're actually doing some important shit, then you're not going
00:04:19.020 to, you can't have colored hair. And what's the importance of guns? I'm surprised you said
00:04:23.680 that. I was asking her beforehand, like, what are some telltale signs that the guy you're
00:04:26.800 with isn't confident enough or isn't the guy that you want to be with? And you said guns.
00:04:31.260 Yeah. Why do you say that?
00:04:33.140 Well, it's just kind of goes along with being logical and not liberal. Like if, if you don't
00:04:42.260 like guns, you're probably not very rational. And then that goes along with like being a
00:04:47.860 good protector. If you're not rational and you're not, um, like observant and then you're
00:04:56.180 not aware of your surroundings.
00:04:57.380 Right. Yeah.
00:04:58.100 Okay. Thank you for the one 50 captive fantasy W cap. W captive fantasy, one 50 Alex sign
00:05:03.660 destroyed libtards of the space, but appreciate what you stand for. Working brother. Yo, I
00:05:07.120 fuck with Alex sign. I fuck Alex sign heavy. I'm going to go. I'll check that out. Oh, Mario
00:05:11.480 in the fall, bro. Yeah. This guy has been begging me to, to be in Twitter. Well, not begging
00:05:14.760 me, but he's been telling me to come to these Twitter space all the time, but it seems like,
00:05:17.520 right. I don't know how these people have all day long to sit in Twitter spaces and talk
00:05:20.820 about Andrew Tate and meat ride like crazy. Yo, thanks a lot, bro. Um, do I own some pushups
00:05:25.360 you think? Oh yeah. Yeah. How many pushups?
00:05:33.440 I don't know. It's going to undo all the massage work that you just did.
00:05:36.040 Um, no, I mean, yeah, a little bit. Um, but you got good form. So not really. W form
00:05:44.240 W form. Let's go. Yo. W wasseus too. Wasseus. Okay. Uh, 15 for one 50. 15. Yeah. That's
00:05:52.200 kind of light. That's that is light. That's what I was thinking. You call me pussy. You
00:05:55.220 think I'm a liberal? 30. 30. Okay, fine. Don't, don't. I'm not like one of these guys
00:06:02.460 here. Who do you think, um, is the ugliest of these 10? Um, all right, let's see.
00:06:12.260 You, you pick, I'll do 30 real quick. Yeah. It's between Ethan and then the guy.
00:06:17.260 I don't know that one, but I know, I know Ethan. What do you think about Ethan decline?
00:06:22.300 Um, he's doesn't know what's important in life. He needs to go to the gym. He needs
00:06:27.900 to go to the gym. Yeah. Why do you think that he's unhappy? Like, why do you think he's
00:06:31.580 on antidepressants? Um, well, if you don't like move, you're not, you're, you don't think
00:06:41.480 it's fat phobic to go work out? Huh? It's pretty fat phobic to want to exercise. Oh yeah.
00:06:47.140 Yeah. What is, uh, everyone should be fat phobic. You're fat phobic? Yeah. W
00:06:54.580 assumes you have a W fat phobia. Being fat is bad. It's bad for you. It's bad for the
00:06:59.820 world. It's bad for the environment. A lot of excess waste and excess consumption and you
00:07:08.420 have to make all that extra food. Okay. Okay. You get what? I put her onto sparkling water
00:07:28.140 today, chat. Do you mind? Can you get me one from the fridge? Yeah. Thank you. And put
00:07:33.820 her onto oysters too. She had never had no oysters before. Are you being human trafficked
00:07:38.320 right now? Am I what? Are you being human trafficked right now? Like the girl from Hinge?
00:07:45.900 Obviously not. I was about to like joke around and say yeah, but that probably is not the good
00:07:56.100 situation. Where is it? There's no water in there. In the fridge, in the sample arena. Where? Oh.
00:08:06.100 Okay. Don't clip that. What? No, no. The human trafficking part. Okay. Yeah. Now we're
00:08:36.080 going to have a C. Usually these videos are really boring though because women are so boring
00:08:39.860 when they talk like, well, except for you. You're extremely entertaining, but chat. Chill, chill, chill,
00:08:46.080 chill, chill, chill. What was the chat doing? No, they're just getting really, because the human
00:08:53.160 trafficking stuff. Oh. Yeah. Um. That's it. No more massage? No. I'm done. No. I'm done.
00:09:06.080 You're done. You're done? I'm done. Okay. How much does that usually cost? That would, well,
00:09:12.160 at my spa, that would have been like $130 plus tip. It's like $180. $180? If you're nice
00:09:21.580 to me and give me a $50 tip. $50 tip? Yeah. Wow. They really like you. Someone in the chat
00:09:28.420 said, she a cute, normal girl. Make her a regular. So how did you, how did you, because you're
00:09:32.760 kind of into these red pill videos? I don't meet a lot of girls that enjoy this content.
00:09:36.260 How did that get there? How did you, how'd you end up in this space?
00:09:39.460 Um, well, after, uh, during the election when Biden was elected or before he was, I was
00:09:54.820 just starting to, um, like watch. So then get recommended more, um, red pill stuff. And then
00:10:03.700 after that, it just kind of continued. The recommendations were all just like red pill stuff.
00:10:10.920 And then you don't think that we're misogynistic? No. You don't think that, um, we're promoting
00:10:17.960 incel culture? No. Do you think that this type of stuff is good or bad for men? This type
00:10:23.860 of content. Great. Why do you think it's necessary? Like Andrew Tate is a godsend for men and you
00:10:31.160 and fresh and fit. What do you think about OnlyFans? Terrible. Oh, poor girls. Like poor
00:10:40.200 girls. I feel so bad. Yeah, I really. Why? What's wrong with OnlyFans? Well, you're
00:11:10.040 never going to get a quality man that like, I just feel so bad for them because maybe they
00:11:15.340 just don't understand this like before they start or they start too young, but like, um,
00:11:21.640 and rightfully so a man isn't going to want a woman that everyone else can see naked and
00:11:28.560 talk about and like talk shit about. And, um, so it just completely ruins their chances of
00:11:35.580 getting a quality man. And, uh, you don't even have any pictures on Instagram, right?
00:11:40.840 You have like, you know, social media presence at all. This is your first time. Like even
00:11:44.760 you must be protected. Like we're going to, somebody say a prayer for her tonight. Make
00:11:52.140 sure that she, she stays safe from the insane social media world.
00:11:56.580 Uh, someone said based woman, like they're very happy about the OnlyFans comment. How did
00:12:07.040 you get into a massaging? Um, didn't want to go to college, thought it was a waste of money,
00:12:15.840 money, but I, uh, also made a career to eat and shit. So, um, I don't know. It was kind
00:12:27.420 of a random decision, but I'm, I'm happy about it. I'm really passionate about it.
00:12:35.600 Yeah. Do you do happy endings?
00:12:37.520 No. And that's a disrespectful question.
00:12:40.220 No, no, no, no, no. It's not a disrespectful question. That's good. Cause I knew the answer
00:12:43.960 already. That was disrespectful. Oh, do you have sad endings?
00:12:52.200 Yeah. They're all sad endings. Oh, too bad. Okay. Good. So you're a good masseuse?
00:12:57.740 Mm-hmm. Massage therapist.
00:13:00.920 You ever see people do like sneaky little happy endings in your, in the spa, you know,
00:13:04.640 for like a little extra tip? Do I ever see it?
00:13:07.220 Like, have you heard about it, Taisha? Um, not any of the places I work. I work at really,
00:13:12.500 um, I've only ever worked at really nice places, but. You know, the Asian places, they do that
00:13:18.220 all the time. But yeah, I, well, no, it's a normal thing in like Thailand and stuff. It's just
00:13:23.700 their culture, like has to do with the chakras and stuff. Okay. Chakras. Right. Okay. Here's a
00:13:31.180 question. And you watch the show. So can you name three countries? Okay. Albania, Russia, Romania.
00:13:42.500 I can name like 20 more. Can you? Uh, okay. I can name like, I can for sure name like 10
00:13:51.560 more. I just like, hopefully I can do it under pressure, but this is okay. So, um,
00:13:59.060 um, I'm trying to think of like all of them, of course. Okay. You don't need, okay. You got
00:14:11.120 it. Yeah. I trust, you know, more than three. What else should I ask you? What are some other
00:14:15.300 like basic, um, questions from after hours? Uh, Instagram or long-term relationship?
00:14:22.560 Long-term relationship. Instagram. Like why? What's wrong with girls? Most girls in Miami
00:14:31.080 prioritize Instagram over long-term relationship. I know. I saw that question asked on Fresh and Fit.
00:14:36.500 Um, I don't know. Like they're just so dumb. I mean, even at 30 years old, they don't know
00:14:44.980 like what's important in life. It doesn't, it doesn't make any sense to me. I don't,
00:14:48.560 I don't get it. It's, it's like short-term dopamine hit. They're just addicted to short-term
00:14:55.160 like dopamine hits. That's just the problem with like a lot of people, not people.
00:15:00.220 Eight. Excellent. So Stig, I've been watching for years and I just want to thank you for changing
00:15:02.880 my life twice. One of them being fake it till you make it. And the other being your current
00:15:06.240 ideology, bro. You know, shout out to you. Uh, one of the OG people are still here. Are you vaccinated?
00:15:14.420 Me? No.
00:15:18.560 Okay. What else? What else? What else? Um, do all lives matter? Yeah. Yes. Um,
00:15:35.560 He's crying. Um, yo, unvaccinated. That's a big one. That's a big one right there. Would
00:15:49.040 you have children with a vaccinated person? I mean, I'd rather not if I could choose.
00:15:54.700 Okay. But I guess it's like, I don't know. A lot of people just had to do it for work
00:16:06.060 and they were in important positions that they couldn't give up. So yeah, I would definitely
00:16:16.820 rather not. Ukraine or Russia? I don't know. They're... I don't know. Why? What?
00:16:28.180 Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. You know, you know, the geopolitical stuff, chat, you can't expect,
00:16:32.040 you know, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, Whittler?
00:16:35.900 Whittler? What? No, nevermind. Nevermind. That's too much. That's too much. That's too
00:16:41.420 much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.
00:16:44.280 Whittler? Oh, you're just adding a, cause you can't say the word. I was so confused, but
00:16:51.300 um, are you, are you Albanian? Am I? No. Yeah. Oh. I am German and Italian mostly. Okay. Okay.
00:17:04.660 Okay. Chance Wunson? No. There's no... Ich liebe dich. I can't, I can't, definitely
00:17:13.140 can't speak German. Ich liebe dich. Okay. Okay. Um, I don't even know if I said that right.
00:17:23.420 There's a lot of people were saying body count, but no, it's okay. I already asked the happy
00:17:26.400 ending question and that reeled me back. Oh, that was quick. But you don't multiply it by three.
00:17:31.880 It's, it's, it's times three.
00:17:38.940 That's my, that's my body count. But there, I, I know every time, like I think about how
00:17:44.500 if I was on Fresh and Fit and I were to get asked that question. Stop the cat.
00:17:47.720 No matter what I said, they just, yeah, stop the cat. Right. Right. Okay. That was believable
00:17:53.360 though. Okay. What is, um, what's wrong with you? There's gotta be something wrong with
00:17:57.740 you. Right. Cause you, cause so far we're like, you're pretty laid back person. What's the,
00:18:04.460 what's the fucking...
00:18:04.740 I don't, I don't know. What's your... Nothing. You're perfect. So you're the one. I'm the one. I could,
00:18:30.420 um, I could be taller. H-Rap says boss bitch or wifey or let the man lead. We know.
00:18:37.460 We know. You want to be a wifey. Yeah. Well, yeah. What do you mean? Well,
00:18:45.540 you want to be a boss bitch? No. So why are you saying well?
00:18:48.180 No, that was just, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah.
00:18:54.260 Okay. Some people are asking, uh, why are you single?
00:18:59.220 He asked me that too. That's a, well, cause, cause you all suck on you. You're, you're just,
00:19:06.340 you're, you're all weak. You're all weak. Yeah. Okay. It's tough to find a capable man.
00:19:14.900 Mm-hmm. And what describes, what, what do you need from a man? She's 22, by the way, Chad.
00:19:31.940 Well, cause I just said confidence earlier, but then you like, that's the most important and being
00:19:37.300 funny, being funny. And that has to do with like being rational. Like if you're, if you don't want to
00:19:43.220 like tell us some type of jokes cause you're, um, a liberal, then you can't be funny.
00:19:54.500 Um, but yeah, you were like, what goes into being confident? And that's just what I'm trying to
00:20:00.180 think of. Yeah. I was asking you earlier, like, how can you tell, like, what are the signs? But
00:20:04.260 I think like hearing you try to struggle to answer that, I think it's something that women just read.
00:20:07.860 Yeah. They could just, they just, there's little, it's not really something you could explain, but
00:20:11.060 it's like, if you're not capable and you're lacking there, it's just going to be extremely
00:20:17.220 obvious. If you're nervous or insecure, like there's little ticks, you're going to end up like
00:20:20.500 Ethan decline. Like you just fucking, you're just like weird to be around. If you can make her feel
00:20:25.620 comfortable, then there's a reason why it's because you are competent. Yeah. Yeah. Like me.
00:20:31.460 And you have to believe you're confident. Yeah. I'm confident. In order for, um,
00:20:42.740 why did you not get vaccinated? Um, cause no one knows whether or not, I mean, well, it was so pushed
00:20:55.380 by the news and by, um, the government and I don't trust the news or the government, especially after
00:21:03.780 the, um, last election and, and all the, I just kept seeing the news, like twisting stuff that Trump
00:21:12.100 said. And then I'd have to like go read the bill or go watch the speech. And that wasn't what he said.
00:21:16.580 And that wasn't what the bill did. Um, and so, yeah, just lack of trust in the media. And then
00:21:25.940 also it was just coming out so fast that there's no way that they were testing it like properly.
00:21:33.860 I mean, a lot of, some people in the chat have speculations that you're just saying all this
00:21:37.380 because it's, uh, I don't think so. I don't think so. Cause we probably disagree on something.
00:21:44.260 What do you disagree with with this stuff? Oh, cheating. You want monogamy? Yeah. Because
00:21:50.260 if, if, um, if a guy is cheating, then that means he's like, if you could really in a perfect world,
00:22:05.220 if you could really just sleep with other women and have it be guaranteed that that would be all
00:22:10.660 that would happen, like that would be fine. But I think it's kind of programmed into women to feel
00:22:17.860 some type of way about it because like children need a father, like a present father. And then if
00:22:27.380 you're cheating, then that opens up the option for you to, um, basically like find love somewhere else.
00:22:37.060 And then maybe leave your wife. Like that happens all the time that like a guy would have a side
00:22:41.860 bitch and then just leave his wife for her. And then your kid doesn't have a dad anymore.
00:22:49.060 Hmm. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah.
00:22:54.580 Second coming. You're wilding right now for that chat. Okay. Are you Jewish? No.
00:22:58.980 I don't know why chat was asking that, but why are they calling you a Jewish Asian? Cause you said
00:23:03.780 you want a monogamy, but that's what, I mean, no woman is going to get on here. Especially a good
00:23:07.780 woman is going to say like, yeah, cheating is good. That doesn't usually happen, but
00:23:15.140 can you cook? What can you cook? Well, see, I was thinking about this, um, because it was asked on
00:23:22.660 fresh and fit and all the girls were giving answers, like of things, like some of the girls
00:23:28.580 were giving answers of things that I think that they can cook just like by heart. Like they know
00:23:32.820 the recipe. And then some girls were just like, it was clear that they just like sometimes cook this
00:23:38.980 thing, but like have a recipe. Like if I have a recipe, I can cook anything. But if, um, I mean,
00:23:45.780 I could probably cook, I'm trying to think of something more complex than just like pasta or pizza or
00:24:03.300 like I could probably make a lasagna, but, um, just by heart. What would you rate yourself on a scale of
00:24:09.460 one to 10? Like a seven. You can't use seven. Right. I can't use seven.
00:24:15.300 You know, you already know. Uh, like 6.5. 6.5. Okay. She went lower instead of higher. Okay.
00:24:24.420 What would you rate? What would you rate me on a scale of one to 10?
00:24:36.180 Probably say you're 10. Who? You're probably 10, nine or 10.
00:24:45.860 Where have you been?
00:24:52.420 What are your friends? Like these people in the chat are asking, like, if you have weird friends.
00:24:55.460 Um, if I have weird friends, I mean, they're, I don't think, I don't think they're weird personally,
00:25:06.660 but, um, no, they're not weird. I don't, I don't have, I just have a lot of like close friends that,
00:25:16.580 um, um, I, I don't like girls very much. I definitely.
00:25:25.940 You don't like girls. You're not like the other girls.
00:25:27.860 I, I'm not. Do you have male friends? Yeah, I do. If I was in a. Abdul. Let me finish.
00:25:39.140 Get the rocks. If I am in a relationship, I will literally like, even if I'm starting talking to
00:25:45.940 someone like. Like right now. If like within, within like a week of talking to someone.
00:25:53.460 You'll cut them off. I'll, yeah. Oh, because you're aware that the male friends are not real
00:25:56.820 friends. Right. Right. Yeah.
00:25:58.500 Okay. They're all just waiting for an opportunity to touch it.
00:26:00.900 Yes. Yeah. Okay. So you're, you're.
00:26:02.580 Well, I know that they are all attracted to me. Like they all would hook up with me.
00:26:06.180 Okay. Okay. But I just, uh, yeah, girls are annoying. Guys are funny.
00:26:11.940 Someone in the chat said she had picked me, bitch, bro. No, no, no. Being a pick me is good.
00:26:16.420 You want a girl who wants to be picked. Stop demonizing. Pick me as a bad thing is some
00:26:22.020 feminist tick tock indoctrination. Fuck that.