SNEAKO - October 21, 2023


SNEAKO Falls In Love With His Rented Girlfriend...

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Anna Eric Erickson Rented Girlfriend Rumble Twitch Hittin Alanna Kujira Chad
SNEAKO 24 HOURS IN JAPAN! SNEAKO TAKEOVER IN TOKYO!

Episode Stats


Length

22 minutes

Words per minute

126.48

Word count

2,875

Sentence count

29

Harmful content

Misogyny

42

sentences flagged

Toxicity

165

sentences flagged

Hate speech

52

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

In this episode we talk about simps and porn and the one-way relationship between a simp and his partner. We also talk about how simps are addicted to porn and how porn is ruining the world.

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00 we found an old guy look just like me are you hungry what's wrong I look like an old guy no
00:00:07 okay you're very tall oh who's taller we go back to back I beat women I don't know you guys are
00:00:20 even no you guys are pretty much stop the cat no yeah yeah he actually may be a little bit taller 0.56
00:00:24 I have to beat women yeah he's like ever so slightly tall w domestic abuse good so where 0.99
00:00:31 are you from Annabelle half Japanese half British oh okay what do you think about simps Anna simps yeah 0.93
00:00:39 what's a simp like some is it just like it's a guy it's like obsessed with a girl not just obsessed
00:00:46 because you can be obsessed and then she shows obsession back and if you're obsessed with each
00:00:49 other then you're in love it's one way it's attention that's not reciprocated so it's like
00:00:54 your your twitch fans people like give you all this money stuff like that I love you and I love
00:00:58 you love you love you love you love you and it gasses you obviously how you got happy and they
00:01:01 never get any attention back I mean I don't know it's not bad to be a simp as long as you're happy
00:01:12 right no simps are happy who would be happy with the one-way relationship no because I'm like
00:01:19 showing the happiness that's not a thank you thank you you guys are beating the like wallets and 0.62
00:01:28 their dicks to you and all they get is thank that's what they're doing you don't want to think about
00:01:34 it but that's what they're doing but then even then like there's guys that are in relationships like 0.99
00:01:38 that with girls that and you're saying only a lot can judge that's true but I'm saying from
00:01:46 his point of view I know neon he didn't want to before two weeks ago if he knew he was going to
00:01:51 settle and be in a relationship with the girl and only fans he would have not he would have laughed in 0.92
00:01:57 your face and violated you and now he's walking like a dog with its tail between his legs come here 0.94
00:02:02 neon okay okay let me buy you a purse what else do you want booby bear crying and screaming 1.00
00:02:12 and then hugs her okay I'm sorry if he saw that two weeks ago he would he might even slap you 0.99
00:02:22 look at him now it's pathetic pathetic disappointed him absolutely not 0.99
00:02:29 what three good reasons she compromised her self-respect for money she doesn't care about 1.00
00:02:36 what others think about her and she'll she's probably delusional because she copes and
00:02:39 because it doesn't matter she thinks she could erase her past she's actively making the world worse 1.00
00:02:46 by encouraging simping and adding to pornography pornography is one of the quickest ways that soul
00:02:51 is destroyed what yeah pornography kills your soul why sex is something that's intimate that's 1.00
00:02:59 supposed to be between people that love each other not random people online that you jerk your dick 1.00
00:03:03 off onto a screen to it's disgusting so you've never of course i have of course i have i know how 1.00
00:03:11 addictive it is quit i know how it's one of the most addictive things to men men find it's like
00:03:16 fast food it's like mcdonald's instead of taking time eating real food you get this quickly it makes
00:03:20 your body worse afterwards
00:03:21 uh we're coming now we're coming now can we charge our stuff there
00:03:29 okay actually no she's my girlfriend and i love her but can we charge our stuff there 0.98
00:03:36 i hope you know we're sparring gloves off when i get the pussy i'm pulling up right now 1.00
00:03:53 oh now i actually got to do it chat fuck he's gonna be okay okay okay 1.00
00:03:58 oh and nyanpai 0.99
00:04:02 eww
00:04:03 why is that eww 0.99
00:04:05 what the fuck did i just give you the egg 0.99
00:04:07 what the fuck was that 1.00
00:04:08 what the fuck 1.00
00:04:09 first time she cursed i was like nyanpai 1.00
00:04:11 what the fuck 1.00
00:04:14 nyanpai 1.00
00:04:16 yeah
00:04:16 hello
00:04:20 baby girl what you doing with your man
00:04:23 i ain't do no panties with bottoms and a man 1.00
00:04:28 and she telling all her friends i might pull up on the ground
00:04:31 baby girl what you doing with your man
00:04:34 i just bought this egg 50,000 and
00:04:36 i ain't do no plans these red bottoms and a man 1.00
00:04:39 and she telling all her friends i might pull up on the ground
00:04:42 baby girl what you doing what's your name
00:04:44 i ain't play no games see these diamonds in my chain
00:04:47 yeah okay nyan okay nyan
00:04:49 chesney ask her if she gets hungry when she sees dogs
00:04:51 what
00:04:52 huh
00:04:56 huh what chai is so rude 1.00
00:04:58 that sounded like you were hungry
00:04:59 why did you make that noise
00:05:01 you looked like you were starving after thinking about dogs
00:05:04 no
00:05:05 it's okay if you are i don't know what they do over here
00:05:07 no
00:05:08 see if i'm a little bit more tired by the minute
00:05:10 90 on my wrist 1.00
00:05:11 gotta fuck your bitches 1.00
00:05:12 rip them all 1.00
00:05:12 fuck her 1.00
00:05:13 suck my dick 1.00
00:05:14 hold on 1.00
00:05:15 i go on the street i shoot you a fucking damn on the head 1.00
00:05:20 fuck that that's just a whore 1.00
00:05:21 hold on 1.00
00:05:23 hold on
00:05:23 hold on
00:05:24 hold on
00:05:25 hold on
00:05:26 i got ten bodies 1.00
00:05:27 the ass behind looking for me 1.00
00:05:28 i don't give a fuck 1.00
00:05:29 i'm gonna kill your family 1.00
00:05:30 suck my dick 1.00
00:05:31 i'm a fucking gangster 1.00
00:05:32 i'm smoking on your desk 1.00
00:05:33 suck my dick 1.00
00:05:34 i'm sitting on the streets 1.00
00:05:36 i'm loving this indian beat 0.99
00:05:38 i worship the cow
00:05:39 my draco good at the bow
00:05:41 eating on curry
00:05:43 creeping out girls in a hurry 0.99
00:05:44 7-eleven
00:05:46 you feel not sending me to heaven
00:05:48 like
00:05:48 in the front of the tax me 0.94
00:05:50 i murdered you so it relaxed me 0.97
00:05:51 like 0.99
00:05:52 good bow
00:05:53 my draco good at the bow
00:05:55 good bow
00:05:56 my draco good at the bow
00:05:58 thank you
00:05:59 come again 1.00
00:06:00 your momma is a whore 1.00
00:06:05 i'm the reason you got divorced 1.00
00:06:07 my dick is sore 1.00
00:06:08 damn 1.00
00:06:10 i got chamedia 1.00
00:06:11 from a bitch 1.00
00:06:11 her name is marina 1.00
00:06:12 damn 1.00
00:06:14 why the fuck 1.00
00:06:15 damn 0.99
00:06:16 let me cook 1.00
00:06:19 i gotta rip
00:06:22 from this name book
00:06:22 with no problem
00:06:23 puta querosa
00:06:24 ven paratá
00:06:25 que te quedo rompe
00:06:26 por detrás
00:06:26 ordo bondá
00:06:28 ordo bondá
00:06:29 ordo bondá
00:06:30 put him in the dirt 0.73
00:06:32 and he gonna twerk
00:06:33 but i gotta work 0.77
00:06:35 put him in the dirt
00:06:36 huh
00:06:37 huh
00:06:37 i got a new shirt
00:06:39 got a new jacket
00:06:39 keepin' a ratchet
00:06:41 keepin' a rock
00:06:42 keepin' a hammer 0.99
00:06:43 shit i gon' blame ya 1.00
00:06:44 hey 1.00
00:06:44 i'm with anna 1.00
00:06:46 shit gon' blame ya 1.00
00:06:47 shoot it with a shot 1.00
00:06:48 i'm in tokyo 0.99
00:06:49 keepin' a 40-4
00:06:50 yo got it like 40-4
00:06:52 on a rodeo
00:06:53 like travis
00:06:54 huh
00:06:55 keepin' a standin'
00:06:56 i'm not
00:06:57 i'm not
00:06:58 i'm not
00:06:59 but i don't understand ya
00:07:00 sue me my sentence
00:07:01 i don't understand
00:07:03 konichiwa
00:07:04 karate chop
00:07:06 like
00:07:06 bari-ya
00:07:08 bari-ya
00:07:09 in the uber
00:07:11 but he can't drive
00:07:12 cause he's asian
00:07:13 right
00:07:13 huh
00:07:14 but he can't drive
00:07:15 he pass the light
00:07:16 he skip the light
00:07:17 he don't want right
00:07:19 but he go left
00:07:19 for the night
00:07:21 what's bad
00:07:21 he's drunk
00:07:22 for the night
00:07:22 with steve
00:07:23 he got banned
00:07:24 and he's smokin'
00:07:25 on the weed
00:07:26 and he don't
00:07:26 got no plan
00:07:27 but he's
00:07:28 but he's drunk
00:07:29 take another drink 1.00
00:07:30 her pussy is pink 1.00
00:07:32 her pussy constant 1.00
00:07:33 her pussy like cheese 1.00
00:07:35 i don't want the 1.00
00:07:36 i don't want the
00:07:37 now on me 1.00
00:07:38 her pussy smell like 1.00
00:07:39 rat 1.00
00:07:40 but i hit it
00:07:41 from the back
00:07:41 put a bag
00:07:42 on her head 0.95
00:07:43 cause she look 1.00
00:07:44 like a rat 0.99
00:07:44 put a bag 1.00
00:07:45 on her pussy 1.00
00:07:46 cause it smells 1.00
00:07:47 like trash
00:07:48 like 0.99
00:07:48 and we in the 0.65
00:07:49 fuckin' 0.97
00:07:50 uh-uh 1.00
00:07:50 uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh 0.99
00:07:54 I'm in Tokyo
00:07:56 Akita 44
00:07:57 Tokyo
00:07:59 Yo Dallas 44
00:08:00 Rodeo
00:08:02 I'm Steakho
00:08:07 I'm Hittin'
00:08:08 all the Freakho
00:08:09 to my shot
00:08:10 like the Freakho 0.99
00:08:10 I never gon'
00:08:12 reload
00:08:12 I
00:08:12 empty the clip 1.00
00:08:13 fuck you a bitch 1.00
00:08:15 and puts a snick 1.00
00:08:16 you niggas a snick 1.00
00:08:18 fuck you 1.00
00:08:19 I'm in the 1.00
00:08:21 get it
00:08:23 get it
00:08:23 get it
00:08:24 keep it
00:08:25 keep it
00:08:25 keep it
00:08:26 keep it
00:08:26 funny
00:08:27 I'm a go
00:08:28 baby
00:08:28 I'm a
00:08:29 keep it
00:08:30 keep it
00:08:31 keep it
00:08:31 stick
00:08:31 keep it
00:08:32 keep it
00:08:32 stick 1.00
00:08:32 fuck you a bitch 1.00
00:08:33 get it 1.00
00:08:33 get it
00:08:34 get it
00:08:35 in my
00:08:36 in my
00:08:37 pants is yellow
00:08:37 moving mellow
00:08:39 hi
00:08:40 hello
00:08:41 I'm feeling
00:08:43 mellow
00:08:43 and I'm done
00:08:44 wow
00:08:45 that wasn't
00:08:48 bad
00:08:48 that's it
00:08:50 check it
00:08:51 wow 0.99
00:08:52 damn 0.99
00:08:52 that's it 0.99
00:08:53 uh don't worry
00:08:54 about it
00:08:55 it's a neo-nazi cult
00:08:57 so you just shouted
00:08:57 that out
00:08:58 I hope you know
00:08:58 that Anna
00:08:59 yeah
00:09:00 nah
00:09:02 g7's foozy 1.00
00:09:03 okay
00:09:04 more to
00:09:05 it's not a patch
00:09:07 it's the light
00:09:08 hitting my head
00:09:09 that way
00:09:09 I have asian hair
00:09:10 look
00:09:10 am I bawling
00:09:11 be honest
00:09:11 look at me
00:09:13 look at look
00:09:13 look at
00:09:13 here a little bit
00:09:14 where
00:09:15 really
00:09:16 maybe
00:09:17 it's still
00:09:18 it's like
00:09:19 this light
00:09:20 put a flashlight on it
00:09:22 what
00:09:22 put a flashlight on it
00:09:23 you're freaking me out
00:09:24 right now
00:09:25 be honest
00:09:25 am I bald
00:09:27 chat
00:09:28 it's evolving
00:09:29 a little bit
00:09:30 where
00:09:31 it's okay though
00:09:32 no take a video
00:09:32 take a video
00:09:33 you got me stressing
00:09:34 right now
00:09:35 what are you talking
00:09:35 about
00:09:35 Alanna bro 0.89
00:09:37 get the fuck out of 0.99
00:09:42 here 0.99
00:09:43 there's no flash
00:09:44 turn the flash on
00:09:45 turn the flash on
00:09:48 oh Anna
00:09:50 ready
00:09:50 is it on
00:09:51 I think so
00:09:52 it's not 0.99
00:09:53 you're useless 0.97
00:09:54 here hold this one 0.99
00:09:56 I can't
00:09:57 with your drunk hand
00:09:58 wait no
00:10:02 don't do that
00:10:03 I'm not bawling
00:10:04 okay
00:10:04 can I take it
00:10:08 yeah
00:10:09 look
00:10:10 look at that
00:10:11 bald patch
00:10:11 it's all
00:10:12 it's where
00:10:12 you ever
00:10:13 you turn the light
00:10:14 it's just
00:10:15 where you turn
00:10:16 the light
00:10:16 am I bawling
00:10:19 no no
00:10:19 just a little
00:10:20 it's just a little
00:10:21 cat though
00:10:22 yeah of course
00:10:34 you got that picture
00:10:35 bro 1.00
00:10:35 you fucking 1.00
00:10:36 oh 1.00
00:10:40 no
00:10:43 no
00:10:44 never heard of it
00:10:46 what's that
00:10:52 what's that
00:10:52 what's that
00:10:52 what's that
00:10:54 what's that
00:10:55 what's that
00:10:56 what's that
00:10:58 oh my
00:10:59 what's that
00:10:59 wait isn't this a
00:11:01 no no this is a
00:11:04 German
00:11:04 Erica
00:11:05 Erica
00:11:07 there we go
00:11:19 there we go
00:11:20 there we go
00:11:20 there we go
00:11:21 I don't want to talk to this 1.00
00:11:25 Japan was fucking with these people 0.99
00:11:26 Japan was really 1.00
00:11:27 it's Anna saying that you look good
00:11:28 I do
00:11:29 she's just negging me 0.97
00:11:30 she's just negging you 1.00
00:11:31 what's negging
00:11:32 she's like
00:11:32 negi 0.98
00:11:32 yo you just said the hard R
00:11:34 negi 0.98
00:11:35 negi 0.98
00:11:36 negi 0.98
00:11:37 negi is like a 1.00
00:11:38 green leak in Japanese
00:11:39 what
00:11:40 yeah but we're saying
00:11:41 negi 0.98
00:11:41 uneducated
00:11:42 what is this color in here
00:11:43 I got bullied a lot when I was a kid
00:12:08 for what
00:12:08 for eating dogs
00:12:09 what in Japan
00:12:10 no in America
00:12:11 because Asia means everything to them
00:12:14 how are you
00:12:16 oh my attention is so
00:12:18 I'm not even like
00:12:19 sometimes when I have free time
00:12:20 I can't do it
00:12:21 like I just watch streams
00:12:22 oh so you watch people's streams
00:12:24 on Rumble or where
00:12:25 everybody everywhere
00:12:26 really okay
00:12:27 I'll check everything
00:12:28 sometimes when I'm chilling
00:12:29 like I'm like
00:12:29 I'm gonna take a night off
00:12:30 I'll just kind of Rumble
00:12:32 Twitch
00:12:32 kick 0.71
00:12:33 YouTube
00:12:33 and then look at all
00:12:34 everybody live
00:12:35 and click through all of them
00:12:36 and just study
00:12:37 like study how they do
00:12:39 and stuff
00:12:39 study like what they're doing
00:12:40 yeah
00:12:41 oh that's awesome
00:12:41 that's what I do
00:12:43 do you put in like a background
00:12:44 and do something else
00:12:45 and put on like a third tab
00:12:46 and then just kind of do your own
00:12:47 so I'll keep them like on three
00:12:48 I have a job
00:12:49 yeah she's peed like five times
00:12:54 in the past ten minutes
00:12:55 my bladder is like 0.99
00:12:56 god damn she's huge 1.00
00:12:57 yeah you're a big girl 1.00
00:12:58 shut the 0.94
00:12:58 I don't say that
00:12:59 who
00:13:00 big girl 0.66
00:13:00 MOTS
00:13:03 have to buy just one bottle
00:13:04 I have to buy just one bottle of champagne
00:13:05 and it's 1000 yen per person
00:13:06 what champagne is 1000 yen 0.99
00:13:08 what the fuck 0.98
00:13:09 I don't even know 1.00
00:13:10 wait oh is that for
00:13:11 is that for chazo 0.98
00:13:11 ah yeah
00:13:13 that's what they do there
00:13:14 have you been to Christian?
00:13:16 I've never been
00:13:17 G7 chat
00:13:18 we're going
00:13:18 I really wanted to end right now
00:13:20 and I just
00:13:20 I just mouthed to
00:13:21 pause to cracker
00:13:22 I'm like
00:13:22 and he went
00:13:24 yeah yeah let's go to 1.00
00:13:25 fuck it 1.00
00:13:26 fuck it 1.00
00:13:27 did you see that work ethic 1.00
00:13:28 because he's really
00:13:28 I thought he was ready
00:13:29 to come back in and complain
00:13:30 you ready to go
00:13:31 we're going
00:13:31 we're going
00:13:31 we're going
00:13:32 you ready
00:13:32 you ready
00:13:33 yeah
00:13:34 let's go
00:13:35 let's go chat
00:13:37 let's go 50%
00:13:39 what do you chat
00:13:40 we can do this one
00:13:41 we can come back again
00:13:42 phantom texted me a tiktok
00:13:44 first time phantom texted me in a minute
00:13:47 what do you say
00:13:48 I like phantom
00:13:49 you know phantom?
00:13:51 no
00:13:51 normal people
00:13:54 enjoying their life
00:13:55 with distractions
00:13:56 and then it's going to be me
00:13:58 me constantly
00:14:00 worrying about
00:14:00 making money
00:14:01 to provide for my fam
00:14:02 no one happy
00:14:05 you're sorry
00:14:06 you're sorry
00:14:08 you're sorry
00:14:08 hey phantom man
00:14:13 should I call him?
00:14:14 I'm a facetimer
00:14:15 I ain't speak to him
00:14:17 in a long time
00:14:18 phantom
00:14:19 I miss phantom bro
00:14:20 come come through 1.00
00:14:21 damn 1.00
00:14:25 what the fuck 1.00
00:14:26 damn that was fast 1.00
00:14:27 you should have 0.99
00:14:28 waited a little bit 0.99
00:14:28 what the fuck 0.99
00:14:29 at least like let it ring 0.99
00:14:31 and pretend like
00:14:31 you didn't dub me live 1.00
00:14:33 damn 0.99
00:14:35 damn phantom 1.00
00:14:38 hey chat you see 1.00
00:14:39 phantom
00:14:39 um
00:14:40 he didn't
00:14:41 diss me but
00:14:42 he didn't like my take
00:14:43 about black culture
00:14:44 in america
00:14:45 he's like
00:14:46 oh so
00:14:47 what are you trying to 0.99
00:14:48 save black people 1.00
00:14:48 stupid 1.00
00:14:49 oh he's calling me back 1.00
00:14:52 phantom
00:14:54 phantom
00:14:56 hey phantom
00:14:56 I'm live
00:14:57 what's up
00:14:57 yo
00:15:00 you taking a
00:15:01 shower
00:15:02 good morning man
00:15:05 it's midnight in
00:15:06 Tokyo
00:15:06 I'm in Japan
00:15:10 so it's like
00:15:12 midnight over there
00:15:14 I just popped a
00:15:15 xan 50,000 in
00:15:16 Japan
00:15:17 phantom how you been
00:15:18 where are we going
00:15:23 where are we going
00:15:23 right now
00:15:24 we're going to
00:15:24 this place called
00:15:25 Kujira
00:15:25 it means wig
00:15:27 he looks so sleepy
00:15:29 oh
00:15:29 and I forgot
00:15:32 where his nose
00:15:33 yeah
00:15:34 arigato
00:15:34 arigato
00:15:35 sumimasen with it
00:15:36 yeah
00:15:37 what happened
00:15:38 I said sumimasen
00:15:40 with it 1.00
00:15:41 what the fuck 1.00
00:15:44 is you doing 1.00
00:15:44 fuck you 1.00
00:15:45 fuck you phantom 1.00
00:15:46 hey man 1.00
00:15:48 be later
00:15:48 be later
00:15:49 drink on stream
00:15:51 don't drink at all
00:15:54 oh period
00:15:55 really
00:15:56 no
00:15:56 not even off stream
00:15:57 nope 0.98
00:15:57 damn 0.99
00:15:58 what kind of like 1.00
00:16:01 made you decide to
00:16:02 not stream
00:16:02 oh not to stream
00:16:03 sorry
00:16:03 I mean
00:16:03 not to drink
00:16:05 I'm a Muslim
00:16:06 oh okay
00:16:07 press me
00:16:09 didn't know that
00:16:10 press me
00:16:11 you have a toxic
00:16:13 relationship with the chat 1.00
00:16:14 yeah cause what the fuck 0.99
00:16:16 like fat enough 0.99
00:16:18 okay 0.95
00:16:18 Anna slapped me 1.00
00:16:21 actually
00:16:22 whoa she didn't even 1.00
00:16:23 hesitate
00:16:23 yo she was ready
00:16:25 to do that
00:16:25 ready
00:16:25 she's pretty
00:16:26 Erica would have 0.62
00:16:26 hesitated
00:16:26 Erica slapped me 1.00
00:16:27 no she wouldn't have
00:16:28 Erica slapped me 1.00
00:16:29 you want me 0.55
00:16:30 see
00:16:30 she does hesitate
00:16:31 you see
00:16:32 but Anna's
00:16:34 Anna do it 0.95
00:16:36 she's really
00:16:38 wake me up
00:16:39 oh wait
00:16:41 that was just
00:16:42 that was a whack
00:16:43 okay
00:16:44 we're gonna do
00:16:46 another one
00:16:46 that was good
00:16:47 that was good
00:16:48 she got a ring
00:16:48 in her hand too
00:16:49 she hit me like 1.00
00:16:51 a black auntie 1.00
00:16:52 shit hurt 1.00
00:16:54 she's like 1.00
00:16:55 wake up
00:16:56 it's only 12
00:16:58 45
00:16:59 yo Anna's been
00:17:03 trying to call me
00:17:03 bald 1.00
00:17:03 call me a dumbass 1.00
00:17:05 he's balding jack 1.00
00:17:05 trying to call me
00:17:07 short
00:17:07 bald 1.00
00:17:08 dumb 1.00
00:17:09 okay but you 1.00
00:17:10 really are
00:17:10 okay
00:17:11 short
00:17:13 alright
00:17:14 Anna you are
00:17:22 so beautiful
00:17:22 see there
00:17:23 you ignore all
00:17:24 those but you
00:17:25 only listen to
00:17:25 the angry ones
00:17:27 thank you
00:17:27 so many men
00:17:31 so beat it
00:17:43 beat it
00:17:45 don't you wanna be
00:17:47 beat
00:17:47 wow
00:17:48 is that a dude
00:18:13 is that a man
00:18:15 hey cracker
00:18:28 that's a dude
00:18:30 you never gonna
00:18:31 fight
00:18:32 though
00:18:32 can't see
00:18:33 I broke
00:18:33 out
00:18:34 there's no
00:18:35 smile
00:18:35 I'm losing
00:18:36 phone
00:18:36 was that so
00:18:37 hard
00:18:38 do you
00:18:39 have to be
00:18:39 smile
00:18:39 I'm getting
00:18:40 girl 0.91
00:18:40 I don't
00:18:40 else
00:18:41 has
00:18:41 no
00:18:41 girl 0.99
00:18:41 what the fuck 1.00
00:18:45 you wanna get 1.00
00:18:46 down
00:18:46 you wanna get
00:18:47 locked
00:18:47 don't be
00:18:48 speaking
00:18:48 let me
00:18:48 go
00:18:48 good
00:18:49 you gotta
00:18:49 put it
00:18:49 locked
00:18:50 let me
00:18:51 let me
00:18:52 pray
00:18:53 between you
00:18:53 listen to your
00:18:54 shoulders up
00:18:55 pull it up
00:18:56 let's go
00:18:57 throw some
00:18:57 pump
00:18:58 on your
00:18:58 out of
00:18:59 tune
00:18:59 let me
00:19:01 get
00:19:01 locked
00:19:02 ooh
00:19:03 let me
00:19:06 show you
00:19:06 what to
00:19:07 do
00:19:07 you gotta
00:19:08 lay
00:19:09 back
00:19:09 mother
00:19:10 father
00:19:11 baby
00:19:12 show
00:19:12 the way
00:19:13 back
00:19:13 show
00:19:16 the way
00:19:17 back
00:19:17 show
00:19:20 the way
00:19:21 back
00:19:21 let me
00:19:22 get
00:19:22 relaxed
00:19:22 ooh
00:19:24 Erica
00:19:26 did you know
00:19:27 it was gonna be
00:19:27 like this
00:19:27 did you know
00:19:29 it was gonna be
00:19:29 like this
00:19:30 no
00:19:30 it was my
00:19:31 first time
00:19:31 they know
00:19:32 though
00:19:32 show
00:19:33 way
00:19:34 back
00:19:34 show
00:19:37 way
00:19:38 back
00:19:38 show
00:19:41 way
00:19:42 back
00:19:42 now
00:19:42 go ahead
00:19:45 Erica
00:19:48 could you
00:20:02 dance like
00:20:03 this
00:20:03 no
00:20:04 no
00:20:05 no 1.00
00:20:06 what the fuck 1.00
00:20:07 dude 1.00
00:20:07 come on
00:20:11 girls 0.98
00:20:12 out
00:20:17 as
00:20:20 or
00:20:21 here
00:20:26 no
00:20:26 We'll be right back.
00:20:56 We'll be right back.
00:21:26 We'll be right back.
00:21:56 Chad, these aren't rented girlfriends for the fifth time.
00:21:59 She's not.
00:22:00 I am.
00:22:02 She's not.
00:22:03 Where did I pay you?
00:22:04 The website.
00:22:05 What website?
00:22:06 The website.
00:22:07 Rented Girlfriend. 0.55
00:22:07 What's it called?
00:22:08 Come on, Joe.
00:22:09 Show me your profile right now.
00:22:11 Okay.
00:22:11 I'm not rented.
00:22:13 I'm not paying for a girl's time. 1.00
00:22:15 She is.
00:22:18 Why are you?
00:22:19 She always makes that face at me. 1.00
00:22:22 She wants to.
00:22:24 She loves me.
00:22:25 She loves me.
00:22:26 She loves me.
00:22:41 She loves me.