SNEAKO - March 07, 2024


SNEAKO Finally Returns To Comedy Night!

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Sneeko Zerka Michael Jackson John Strickland Sean Strickland Michael Phelps George Floyd Walter Weeks Sneaker Hitler Angie Myron Xena Martin Luther King Day Boy Scout Arnold Schwarzenegger L.G.B.B.Q. Alright Prophet Muhammad Jeffrey Epstein Kim Kardashian and 20 more
Jynxzi Calls SNEAKO Live On Stream... SNEAKO VS H3H3

Episode Stats


Length

34 minutes

Words per minute

126.64

Word count

4,403

Sentence count

800

Harmful content

Misogyny

67

sentences flagged

Toxicity

402

sentences flagged

Hate speech

84

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Comedian, comedian, and all-around funny guy, Sneeko, joins Jemele to talk about a variety of topics, including: his love life, his favorite color, and much more! The night was hosted by DJ Khaled, who was joined by special guest and friend of the show, Jamey Johnson.

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00 If you've ever wondered how I have so much energy to be able to go to the gym twice a day,
00:00:03 stream, run all my businesses, it's because I need to have a stimulant and a capsule right here.
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00:00:41 Here we go. I got a good feeling about this one. I got a good feeling about this one.
00:00:52 Come on, man. We got $100 to the winner.
00:00:59 Okay. The room is called
00:01:05 Wait, somebody made a room.
00:01:13 No, I want to host it. I want to host it.
00:01:16 The room is called
00:01:16 The room is called Autism Love Speech.
00:01:21 Okay? You see it?
00:01:22 Let's make it good.
00:01:24 Locked. Comedy night.
00:01:25 It's going to be good for once.
00:01:27 Come on. Be funny. Be funny.
00:01:31 There we go.
00:01:33 Hey, finally. 1.00
00:01:37 What the fuck, dude? 0.99
00:01:39 Yo, what's going on with Joe? 1.00
00:01:41 What up, man? How you doing?
00:01:45 What do you call
00:01:46 A man that can't breathe. 1.00
00:01:50 George Floyd.
00:01:53 Riddle me this.
00:01:54 They shoot people for corn.
00:01:55 They've been doing this since they were born. 0.51
00:01:58 They are most likely to give you AIDS,
00:02:00 and they are dark like the ace of spades.
00:02:02 Who are they?
00:02:03 I don't know. Who?
00:02:07 Let's give it up for the host.
00:02:09 Hey, man.
00:02:11 Thank you for putting this together.
00:02:12 We don't have to deal with fake-ass prank calls.
00:02:16 Hey, I just want to...
00:02:18 Can we get a...
00:02:18 Can we get a...
00:02:19 Can we get a round of applause
00:02:21 for our host, Sneeko, over here?
00:02:23 Who?
00:02:26 Well, you're hitting the wrong button.
00:02:28 That's the funny button.
00:02:29 I don't know what to say.
00:02:30 Who?
00:02:31 Hey, and to my next...
00:02:33 I just would like to introduce
00:02:34 the next performer.
00:02:37 So a Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim
00:02:39 walk into a bar.
00:02:41 Who was told to get out first?
00:02:43 I don't know who.
00:02:44 No one. 0.98
00:02:44 The Muslim blew it up. 1.00
00:02:46 Ha! 0.99
00:02:46 Boo! 0.83
00:02:49 Riddle me this.
00:02:51 As we smile, we see less.
00:02:54 What are we?
00:02:55 China.
00:02:56 Chinks. 1.00
00:02:57 The fucking chinks! 1.00
00:02:59 Nice. 1.00
00:02:59 What do we learn from Strictly
00:03:01 in the Muslim community?
00:03:02 I don't know.
00:03:03 The fastest way to Sneeko's heart
00:03:04 is threatening his life.
00:03:07 Come on, man. 0.98
00:03:08 What the hell? 0.91
00:03:08 What's a funny joke 0.96
00:03:15 that starts with S?
00:03:18 Start running
00:03:19 because I'm grabbing your IP. 1.00
00:03:25 That guy's a pussy 1.00
00:03:26 for grabbing your IP, 1.00
00:03:26 but honestly,
00:03:27 I hate how everything's
00:03:28 so politically incorrect nowadays.
00:03:30 You can't even say black paint.
00:03:32 You have to say,
00:03:33 Tyrone, would you please
00:03:34 paint my fence?
00:03:35 What's niggas 1.00
00:03:42 and Jews
00:03:42 have in common?
00:03:43 They both
00:03:44 kid and born babies.
00:03:47 Bro, I'm gonna ban you
00:03:48 if you just 0.98
00:03:48 deserve the N-word, bro.
00:03:49 Where do
00:03:50 polar bears
00:03:51 keep their money?
00:03:54 In a snowbank.
00:03:57 W-man.
00:03:58 You're banned.
00:04:00 You're banned
00:04:00 from the room, bro.
00:04:03 What's black and blue 0.98
00:04:03 and doesn't like to have sex? 0.99
00:04:06 The little girl 0.99
00:04:06 in my trunk.
00:04:09 Why would you say-
00:04:11 What's George Floyd's
00:04:17 favorite color?
00:04:18 Oh my God.
00:04:20 Neon.
00:04:20 What?
00:04:23 That doesn't-
00:04:24 That doesn't make any sense.
00:04:25 What's the difference
00:04:25 between a Pajit
00:04:26 and Fresh?
00:04:28 There's none. 1.00
00:04:28 They're both fucking monkeys. 1.00
00:04:32 Fuck. 1.00
00:04:32 That's not funny. 1.00
00:04:33 How do you circumcise
00:04:34 a redneck? 0.95
00:04:35 You kick your sister 1.00
00:04:36 in the jaw. 0.99
00:04:39 What's the difference
00:04:40 between a black man
00:04:41 and Batman? 0.94
00:04:44 Batman can go a night
00:04:45 without Robin.
00:04:46 Sneaker's falling off
00:04:49 so hard
00:04:50 even his mom
00:04:51 is sending
00:04:51 his costume voicemail.
00:04:53 How do you get- 0.97
00:04:55 Yo, how does a black girl 1.00
00:04:57 know if she's pregnant? 0.99
00:04:58 When she pulls the tampon out,
00:05:00 all the cotton 0.92
00:05:01 is already picked.
00:05:04 I like that one.
00:05:07 Boo! 1.00
00:05:09 Fuck you, Sneaker. 1.00
00:05:11 I'm just kidding. 1.00
00:05:11 Yo, so,
00:05:12 this one time
00:05:13 I was on the highway, right? 1.00
00:05:14 Fuck you! 1.00
00:05:16 No, that's like- 1.00
00:05:17 Yo,
00:05:17 what do you get
00:05:19 when you mix Fresh
00:05:21 and the Postal Service?
00:05:23 Any other lesbians in here? 1.00
00:05:34 How many cops
00:05:36 does it change
00:05:36 to change a label?
00:05:38 How many?
00:05:39 They just beat the room 0.99
00:05:40 for being black. 0.99
00:05:41 They don't fix it. 0.99
00:05:44 Boo! 0.83
00:05:44 What's Sneaker and Ryan
00:05:45 Garcia have in common?
00:05:47 What?
00:05:48 They both watch
00:05:48 while sitting tight
00:05:49 in the corner.
00:05:53 Yo, how do you 1.00
00:05:54 starve a black person? 1.00
00:05:56 Put their food stamp 1.00
00:05:57 under their work boots.
00:06:00 Hey, am I right?
00:06:01 Am I right?
00:06:02 Boo! 0.83
00:06:03 Yeah, bro.
00:06:05 What do all
00:06:05 Indians have in common? 1.00
00:06:08 They smell like shit. 1.00
00:06:09 Yes, we go. 1.00
00:06:09 Yeah!
00:06:10 Yeah!
00:06:11 Yeah!
00:06:13 Oh, my fault.
00:06:14 My fault.
00:06:15 Yeah, I misclicked.
00:06:17 Wow, wow.
00:06:18 Your baby likes.
00:06:20 Your baby likes, brother.
00:06:27 What's the difference
00:06:28 between St. Patrick's Day
00:06:30 and Martin Luther King Day?
00:06:31 What?
00:06:32 On St. Patrick's Day,
00:06:33 everyone wants to be Irish. 0.99
00:06:34 What? 1.00
00:06:37 After all the shit, 1.00
00:06:39 after all the shit 1.00
00:06:40 we've been through, 0.99
00:06:41 you're gonna act like
00:06:41 you don't know me on stream.
00:06:42 That's not funny.
00:06:43 There's nothing funny
00:06:44 about that, bro.
00:06:45 You, W, don't.
00:06:47 What's the difference 0.97
00:06:48 putting a black man 1.00
00:06:49 in snow tires? 1.00
00:06:50 Snow tires don't bitch 1.00
00:06:51 when you chain them up. 0.98
00:06:53 Yo, why doesn't Mexico
00:06:55 have an Olympic team?
00:06:56 Why?
00:06:56 Because everyone
00:06:57 that can run,
00:06:58 jump, and swim
00:06:58 are already
00:06:59 in the United States.
00:07:00 What's white at the top
00:07:03 and black at the bottom?
00:07:05 Society. 0.79
00:07:07 Yo, so let me tell my joke.
00:07:09 So I was on the highway
00:07:09 driving and there was
00:07:10 this ambulance running by
00:07:12 with the lights on, right? 1.00
00:07:13 And fucking, 1.00
00:07:14 it takes a turn 1.00
00:07:15 and the lights go off
00:07:16 and I'm like,
00:07:17 oh yeah,
00:07:17 it was a black person 0.93
00:07:18 sitting inside. 0.81
00:07:19 They gave up.
00:07:21 That was the worst joke. 0.99
00:07:22 Why are black people 1.00
00:07:23 so fast 0.99
00:07:24 while the slow ones
00:07:25 are in jail? 0.98
00:07:29 No more black jokes. 0.94
00:07:30 It's like something else, 0.98
00:07:31 man.
00:07:31 There's spots open
00:07:32 for people to join.
00:07:33 Come on.
00:07:45 Sneakers falling off
00:07:46 so hard
00:07:46 his new grift has become
00:07:47 hey, watch his Nazi 1.00
00:07:49 get the shit 1.00
00:07:50 out of him. 0.99
00:07:52 How do you get
00:07:53 two Jews
00:07:53 to fight each other? 0.99
00:07:55 You throw a baby
00:07:56 in the middle of him.
00:07:58 Oh my God.
00:07:58 What do you say
00:07:59 when you see your TV
00:08:00 floating in the dark?
00:08:02 Jamal, drop my TV, bro.
00:08:05 Neon!
00:08:06 Oh.
00:08:09 I know what I'm being.
00:08:11 Alright,
00:08:12 nobody's winning the money.
00:08:13 I'm giving out money
00:08:14 for the people.
00:08:15 Come on, man.
00:08:16 And I said,
00:08:16 water.
00:08:17 They said,
00:08:18 I don't get it.
00:08:20 And I said,
00:08:21 yeah,
00:08:21 you never will.
00:08:21 I know what I'm doing. 1.00
00:08:24 I fucked Siri. 1.00
00:08:25 I fucked Siri. 1.00
00:08:26 I fucked her. 1.00
00:08:26 I fucked her. 1.00
00:08:28 Get off. 1.00
00:08:30 Uh, shit. 1.00
00:08:31 Uh, 1.00
00:08:32 what's the difference
00:08:32 between Indians 1.00
00:08:33 and a bucket of shit? 1.00
00:08:35 The bucket of shit. 1.00
00:08:39 What's black and blue? 1.00
00:08:40 It doesn't like to have sex.
00:08:42 What? 0.99
00:08:42 A little girl in my trunk.
00:08:43 Bro,
00:08:44 that's the second time. 1.00
00:08:45 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:48 I said to my girlfriend, 1.00
00:08:50 have you ever tried
00:08:51 Somali food?
00:08:52 She said no.
00:08:53 I said,
00:08:53 yeah,
00:08:53 neither have they.
00:08:55 Ha! 0.89
00:08:55 So guys,
00:08:55 I thought he went to the zoo yesterday,
00:08:57 turned out I was in the hood.
00:08:57 How do you make a seven-year-old girl cry twice? 1.00
00:09:06 You wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. 1.00
00:09:09 Oh. 1.00
00:09:12 Oh, 1.00
00:09:13 this guy stinks. 1.00
00:09:24 He's bad. 0.99
00:09:25 What happens when you mix Michael Jackson
00:09:27 with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
00:09:30 Michael wasn't here.
00:09:31 What?
00:09:33 Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:34 What?
00:09:37 Yo, Sneeko,
00:09:38 can I do a prank call?
00:09:40 How do you turn
00:09:40 into a vegetable?
00:09:43 Sneeko,
00:09:44 how do you do?
00:09:45 I'm banning random people.
00:09:46 I want more people in here.
00:09:47 Chat,
00:09:47 guys,
00:09:48 join.
00:09:48 This spot's open.
00:09:50 Thank you for calling.
00:09:50 All calls are recorded
00:09:52 for quality assurance.
00:09:53 This is the name
00:09:54 of the propositions of calidad.
00:09:56 To place a new order
00:09:58 or make changes
00:09:58 to an existing order,
00:10:00 press one
00:10:00 to hear the status.
00:10:04 We're open
00:10:05 and hiring
00:10:05 for more than 30,000
00:10:07 new positions nationwide.
00:10:09 We've also implemented
00:10:10 new contactless policies
00:10:11 to prioritize
00:10:12 the day
00:10:13 of our team.
00:10:14 Give it a second.
00:10:17 This is the best content
00:10:18 so far.
00:10:24 Yo, they lazy,
00:10:26 because they glad.
00:10:27 have all your family's favorites
00:10:28 all in one
00:10:29 at the spot.
00:10:30 Eat two
00:10:31 one-topping pizzas,
00:10:32 red sticks,
00:10:33 and your choice
00:10:34 of pasta or women. 0.61
00:10:35 Or go all in
00:10:36 with three
00:10:37 one-topping pizzas.
00:10:38 Alright,
00:10:38 I'll give someone else a chance.
00:10:40 You couldn't wait
00:10:40 until they were
00:10:40 like on the phone?
00:10:42 What's the difference
00:10:43 between Prophet Muhammad 0.95
00:10:44 and Jeffrey Epstein?
00:10:46 Nope.
00:10:48 Think about this.
00:10:49 What's the difference
00:10:50 between fresh
00:10:51 and monkeys?
00:10:52 What?
00:10:52 Nothing.
00:10:53 They both 1.00
00:10:54 fuck monkeys. 1.00
00:10:55 What? 1.00
00:10:57 Why can't Mexicans 1.00
00:11:06 play Uno?
00:11:07 Why?
00:11:07 They always steal
00:11:08 the green cards.
00:11:09 Hey! 0.99
00:11:11 Nice.
00:11:16 What do you...
00:11:16 What's the difference
00:11:18 between Hitler 0.86
00:11:19 and Michael Phelps?
00:11:20 What?
00:11:20 Phelps can actually
00:11:21 finish a race.
00:11:23 What?
00:11:25 We have taken
00:11:26 Uber order
00:11:26 already, sir.
00:11:27 All our Uber orders
00:11:28 are done already.
00:11:29 Yeah, but I'm stuck
00:11:30 in the bathroom, sir.
00:11:33 Oh, I see.
00:11:35 Can you come help me?
00:11:36 Can you come help me?
00:11:37 Can you come help me?
00:11:39 Somebody seems
00:11:40 still have locked me
00:11:41 in the stall.
00:11:41 I can't stay the night.
00:11:42 I can't stay the night.
00:11:42 I can't stay the night.
00:11:43 I can't stay the night.
00:11:43 No, I'm stuck. 1.00
00:11:44 He knows you're pranking, dumbass. 1.00
00:11:58 You can't be locked into a stall, dude. 1.00
00:12:03 Why is there air conditioning
00:12:05 in hospitals to keep the vegetables
00:12:07 cool and fresh?
00:12:11 What does Aiden Ross
00:12:12 and a tampon have in common?
00:12:14 What?
00:12:15 They both stuck up cuts.
00:12:16 Why is that funny, bro?
00:12:31 Why is that funny, bro?
00:12:33 I have type 1 diabetes.
00:12:41 I had a dark joke to tell, 0.99
00:12:44 but some cock kneeled 1.00
00:12:45 on the joke's neck. 1.00
00:12:48 Is that Goda, bro?
00:12:50 What do you get out of here, bro?
00:12:51 No, that's not-
00:12:52 No, I love you.
00:12:53 I love you.
00:12:55 Hey, why do these con- 0.99
00:12:56 you can ask blacks 1.00
00:12:57 when they smoke fucking backwards? 1.00
00:13:00 Because they want to smoke 1.00
00:13:00 all the way for the fucking police 1.00
00:13:01 coming west of fucking 1.00
00:13:02 your asses. 1.00
00:13:07 Yo, what's the difference 1.00
00:13:09 between cloth and, um,
00:13:12 uh, cotton.
00:13:13 Never say cotton.
00:13:15 Uh, cloth. 0.99
00:13:18 That's what makes you fucks laugh? 1.00
00:13:21 Wait, wait, wait, hold on. 0.99
00:13:22 How do you-
00:13:22 how do you get a woman 1.00
00:13:23 to stop being raped? 0.98
00:13:24 She has to say yes. 0.99
00:13:26 John Strickland,
00:13:26 I'm not gonna hold you.
00:13:29 What did you say?
00:13:30 I was tickling my brother's feet
00:13:32 and my mom said
00:13:33 to stop doing it
00:13:34 and wait until he was born.
00:13:36 I kept going, though.
00:13:39 What do you call
00:13:40 a Muslim flying a plane? 1.00
00:13:43 The pilot, he racist. 0.99
00:13:45 Okay, good, good. 0.91
00:13:46 Great joke.
00:13:47 What if he was a passenger?
00:13:48 I'm flying a plane.
00:13:51 I'm flying a plane.
00:13:52 I'm flying a plane.
00:13:52 I'm flying a plane.
00:13:53 I'm flying a plane.
00:13:54 I'm flying a plane.
00:13:54 I'm flying a plane.
00:13:55 I'm flying a plane.
00:13:55 Boo.
00:13:56 Boo.
00:13:56 Boo.
00:13:57 Boo.
00:13:57 Boo.
00:13:58 Boo. 1.00
00:13:58 Why do all black people 1.00
00:13:58 have nightmares? 1.00
00:14:00 Because we shot the only one
00:14:01 who had a dream.
00:14:04 What do you call
00:14:05 an Asian millionaire?
00:14:06 Cha-ching. 1.00
00:14:12 How does Nico's kids
00:14:13 afford college?
00:14:14 How?
00:14:14 Through Jack Costa's donations.
00:14:16 What do you call
00:14:20 Jake Future
00:14:20 if he joined
00:14:21 Active Income?
00:14:23 Walter Weeks.
00:14:25 Bro.
00:14:25 What?
00:14:26 He was the fastest
00:14:27 readers in the world.
00:14:28 In 2001,
00:14:28 they went through
00:14:29 97 stories
00:14:29 in five seconds.
00:14:32 Nico, 1.00
00:14:33 you got your ass 1.00
00:14:33 beat by Sean. 1.00
00:14:35 That ass. 1.00
00:14:38 What's the most 1.00
00:14:39 shiny thing 0.84
00:14:39 on a black person? 0.98
00:14:41 Their handcuffs. 1.00
00:14:42 I would beat the fuck 1.00
00:14:44 out of whoever 1.00
00:14:44 said that Sean's 1.00
00:14:45 sugar shit. 1.00
00:14:45 Get on stage 1.00
00:14:45 right now.
00:14:56 Bro,
00:14:56 no more fresh jokes,
00:14:58 man.
00:14:59 How does every
00:15:00 racist joke start?
00:15:02 With a look
00:15:03 over your shoulder.
00:15:05 What's the difference
00:15:06 between orange juice
00:15:07 and juice?
00:15:09 Nothing.
00:15:09 They're both
00:15:09 concentrated.
00:15:11 What?
00:15:12 I can't hear.
00:15:13 What is the best
00:15:14 what is the best
00:15:15 final pillow
00:15:16 for saber?
00:15:20 I don't know
00:15:21 what you said.
00:15:23 Yo,
00:15:24 Sean Strickland 1.00
00:15:25 got his ass 1.00
00:15:26 beat by 1.00
00:15:26 fucking 1.00
00:15:27 sneaker. 1.00
00:15:31 I mean 1.00
00:15:31 fuck you. 1.00
00:15:39 I still have 1.00
00:15:40 type 1
00:15:40 diabetes.
00:15:43 They proposed
00:15:44 a new plan
00:15:44 for public
00:15:45 transportation
00:15:46 in Harlem.
00:15:47 They're going
00:15:47 to plant
00:15:48 more trees. 1.00
00:15:50 You fucking 1.00
00:15:51 influencers. 1.00
00:15:52 No one can
00:15:52 come with a 1.00
00:15:53 fucking joke. 1.00
00:15:55 What's the 1.00
00:15:56 one day of the
00:15:57 year that white 0.78
00:15:57 people cook 0.97
00:15:58 better than 0.99
00:15:58 black people? 0.99
00:16:00 Father's Day. 0.94
00:16:02 Nice.
00:16:03 Ha.
00:16:03 when a baby
00:16:04 on board
00:16:04 sticker's a
00:16:05 little faded
00:16:05 and beat up.
00:16:06 You know
00:16:06 the kid
00:16:06 is at least
00:16:07 a year old
00:16:07 and the car
00:16:08 saved the
00:16:08 ram.
00:16:12 Autistic
00:16:12 delivery.
00:16:13 Just a reminder,
00:16:14 she might be 0.85
00:16:14 in line on a
00:16:15 bad day,
00:16:16 but she's 0.97
00:16:17 10 on her
00:16:17 birthday.
00:16:18 Ha.
00:16:19 Ha.
00:16:19 Freestyle.
00:16:29 Freestyle.
00:16:29 Yo, I'm about to
00:16:46 freestyle.
00:16:47 That just gave me
00:16:47 an idea.
00:16:48 Yo, hey, I said
00:16:53 I'm Jewish.
00:16:54 Yeah, he tickled me
00:16:55 when I was two.
00:16:56 Yo, he tickled my
00:16:58 pickle when I was
00:16:59 three.
00:17:00 Any time you
00:17:00 step to me, I'm 1.00
00:17:01 finna hit you 1.00
00:17:02 with a two, two,
00:17:03 three.
00:17:04 Psych, I don't
00:17:04 keep a gun.
00:17:05 I live in a blue
00:17:06 state.
00:17:07 The hottest one
00:17:08 under the sun.
00:17:08 That's California.
00:17:10 If you step to me, 1.00
00:17:11 I'm gonna hit you 1.00
00:17:11 in your cornea. 0.99
00:17:13 Yo, hey, said
00:17:14 you cornea.
00:17:15 If you step to me,
00:17:16 I'm finna get you
00:17:17 it like a split.
00:17:18 Yo.
00:17:20 And I said,
00:17:21 if you're saying
00:17:21 boo.
00:17:23 I should've kept
00:17:24 him on. 0.98
00:17:24 I was having sex 1.00
00:17:25 with a German girl 1.00
00:17:26 and she wouldn't
00:17:26 stop screaming her 0.88
00:17:27 age during sex. 0.98
00:17:31 Guys, why is the
00:17:32 bottom of the ocean
00:17:33 so dark? 1.00
00:17:34 Because niggers 1.00
00:17:35 can't swim. 1.00
00:17:36 Oh my God!
00:17:37 I thought it was
00:17:38 because it was
00:17:38 harder for light
00:17:39 to get out there.
00:17:40 Why did Sneeko
00:17:40 become Muslim?
00:17:42 Because they're 1.00
00:17:42 a broken bag Sneeko.
00:17:43 I'll be nice
00:17:44 for this time,
00:17:44 bro.
00:17:45 Sneeko, he got 1.00
00:17:46 fucking beat 0.99
00:17:47 at by Sean Street. 1.00
00:17:47 in your fucking 1.00
00:17:48 hot ticket. 1.00
00:17:52 You fucking 1.00
00:17:53 influencer, 1.00
00:17:54 fucking idiot. 1.00
00:17:54 Fucking fuck you 1.00
00:17:55 all. 1.00
00:17:57 Damn it, 1.00
00:17:57 you fucking 1.00
00:17:58 influencer. 1.00
00:17:59 You fucking 1.00
00:17:59 influencer. 1.00
00:18:00 All right,
00:18:00 here's the joke.
00:18:01 Where do you store
00:18:01 antique farming equipment?
00:18:03 In the housing
00:18:04 projects.
00:18:05 Why are Jewish men 1.00
00:18:08 circumcised?
00:18:10 Why? 0.83
00:18:11 Because Jewish women 0.98
00:18:12 won't touch anything
00:18:13 that isn't 10% off. 1.00
00:18:18 Yo, fuck Sneeko, man. 1.00
00:18:20 Fuck Sneeko, man. 1.00
00:18:21 Fuck this guy, dude. 1.00
00:18:22 Fuck you. 1.00
00:18:23 Fuck you. 1.00
00:18:23 Fuck you. 1.00
00:18:25 Fuck you. 1.00
00:18:25 Clown, man. 1.00
00:18:27 Clown, man. 0.98
00:18:27 Chicken boy. 1.00
00:18:28 Why did Hitler 0.95
00:18:31 kill himself?
00:18:32 Why?
00:18:32 He saw the gas bill.
00:18:34 Bro! 0.98
00:18:37 Why are black people 1.00
00:18:38 black? 0.81
00:18:39 Because they were
00:18:40 slaves.
00:18:43 Who runs faster 0.99
00:18:44 than criminals? 0.99
00:18:46 Mexicans trying to get 1.00
00:18:47 freedom.
00:18:47 Clip that one, bro.
00:18:48 That was so funny, bro.
00:18:50 Ah, come on.
00:18:51 Boo! 0.83
00:18:51 Yo, Hesky, this knuckle
00:18:56 just called me a
00:18:57 spick beaner.
00:18:58 I have type 1 diabetes.
00:19:04 Yo.
00:19:06 I said I got type 2 diabetes
00:19:08 because I'm eating all the stew
00:19:10 every day in the stew
00:19:11 cooking up Betty Crocker 1.00
00:19:13 if a motherfuckers 1.00
00:19:14 step to me 1.00
00:19:15 I'm finna hit him 0.99
00:19:16 with that doorknocker 0.99
00:19:17 yeah, I keep
00:19:17 pockets on soccer
00:19:18 yeah, yeah
00:19:19 I said like blocker
00:19:21 like blocker
00:19:21 yeah
00:19:22 I said like
00:19:23 grrp bow
00:19:23 my god go
00:19:24 grrp bow
00:19:25 my god go
00:19:26 grrp bow
00:19:26 that's my bars, bro!
00:19:28 grrp bow
00:19:28 my god go
00:19:29 grrp bow
00:19:30 yeah
00:19:30 I know you're gonna
00:19:32 make it out.
00:19:33 Man, I hit hard.
00:19:34 What do you call a
00:19:34 genocidal mass murdering 1.00
00:19:36 girl with big tits? 1.00
00:19:37 titler. 1.00
00:19:39 Alright, this one's on
00:19:40 King David.
00:19:41 This one's on
00:19:42 King David.
00:19:42 On King David!
00:19:43 How do you pick
00:19:44 on King David?
00:19:46 Uh, alright, alright.
00:19:47 How do you pick up 0.94
00:19:48 a black girl in a bar? 0.99
00:19:49 Oh my god.
00:19:50 Or what's the best
00:19:50 pick up line
00:19:51 per se?
00:19:53 You're the
00:19:53 you're...
00:19:54 Oh my god.
00:19:57 Alright, guys.
00:19:57 So, I have an
00:19:58 announcement to make
00:19:59 and that is that
00:20:01 Sneeko is, uh... 1.00
00:20:04 He's a big gay. 1.00
00:20:07 Guys, why does it suck 1.00
00:20:09 I'm a black Jew? 0.98
00:20:11 Why?
00:20:11 Because you have to
00:20:12 sit at the back
00:20:12 of the oven.
00:20:15 What's the benefit 0.92
00:20:16 of having sex 0.99
00:20:17 with a pregnant woman? 1.00
00:20:18 You can have sex 1.00
00:20:19 and a blowjob 1.00
00:20:20 at the same time. 0.99
00:20:24 What did Angie
00:20:25 ask Marin at their wedding?
00:20:26 Why are you wearing
00:20:27 a Punisher hoodie?
00:20:28 Bruh...
00:20:29 Get off the stage
00:20:33 now, you did well. 0.99
00:20:38 What do black people 1.00
00:20:39 and bicycles
00:20:39 have in common?
00:20:41 What?
00:20:41 They both...
00:20:42 They both work better
00:20:43 with chains on them. 1.00
00:20:44 Fuck, I fucked that up. 1.00
00:20:46 Sneeko, I understand 1.00
00:20:47 that CTE messed you up,
00:20:48 but my freestyles
00:20:49 are harder than yours.
00:20:50 I said...
00:20:51 I said...
00:20:52 That's not funny, though.
00:20:53 He got CTE, yeah.
00:20:55 And if he ever
00:20:56 stepped to me,
00:20:57 I'ma grab that
00:20:58 nine millimeters
00:20:59 hit it from my waistline,
00:21:01 yeah.
00:21:01 And then it's
00:21:02 ticking time,
00:21:03 bomb goes tick, tick. 1.00
00:21:04 That shit is over, 1.00
00:21:05 yeah, you gonna get hit. 1.00
00:21:08 Yeah. 0.97
00:21:09 Alright, let me finish the joke.
00:21:11 How do you pick up 0.99
00:21:11 a black girl to bar? 0.99
00:21:12 I'm sorry. 1.00
00:21:13 You're the only hen I see.
00:21:15 Hey, Sneeko, 0.98
00:21:16 are you biracial,
00:21:17 like, logic?
00:21:18 Oh, my bad.
00:21:19 Kevin...
00:21:19 What?
00:21:21 Why you haven't seen
00:21:22 a black guy
00:21:23 with Down syndrome? 0.58
00:21:25 Because God
00:21:26 cannot punish you twice.
00:21:29 Boo.
00:21:30 What's long
00:21:31 and slender
00:21:31 and brings kids?
00:21:34 A train to Auschwitz.
00:21:36 Boo.
00:21:38 Why did Rosa Parks
00:21:39 not get off the bus? 0.85
00:21:41 Because she's black. 1.00
00:21:44 I love BBC.
00:21:46 I love BBC.
00:21:48 There's a stereotype
00:21:49 white guys can't jump,
00:21:50 but they've never seen
00:21:51 footage of 9-11.
00:21:54 What do Sneeko
00:21:55 and all of his exes
00:21:56 have in common?
00:21:58 Nope.
00:22:00 Nope.
00:22:02 Boo. 1.00
00:22:02 Fuck you. 1.00
00:22:06 Lighten up, man. 1.00
00:22:07 Come on.
00:22:12 Take off the mask.
00:22:13 Take off the mask. 0.99
00:22:14 How does a black girl 1.00
00:22:23 tell if she's pregnant? 0.54
00:22:25 How?
00:22:26 When she pulls the tampon out
00:22:28 and all the cotton is picked.
00:22:32 That's the third time
00:22:33 I've heard that joke.
00:22:35 What do you call 0.98
00:22:36 a drunk Muslim? 1.00
00:22:37 What? 1.00
00:22:37 Moe Hammer.
00:22:38 What did you see
00:22:43 when you were in the corner?
00:22:46 Why does Sneeko
00:22:47 move to Miami
00:22:48 so we can buy a gun 0.98
00:22:49 and shoot fresh 0.99
00:22:50 in his dog?
00:22:51 True.
00:22:52 True.
00:22:52 Woo.
00:22:53 Woo.
00:22:54 Yeah. 1.00
00:23:00 Bro, get the fuck 1.00
00:23:01 off the stage. 1.00
00:23:04 Alright, so
00:23:04 what do you call
00:23:05 a gay person?
00:23:07 Someone that's 1.00
00:23:08 mentally unstable. 0.97
00:23:09 Yeah.
00:23:10 Woo.
00:23:11 Woo.
00:23:19 Why are you cheering? 1.00
00:23:19 Get off the fucking stage, 1.00
00:23:21 bum. 1.00
00:23:26 Why did the chicken
00:23:27 cross the road?
00:23:28 Why? 1.00
00:23:29 Because fresh as black ass 1.00
00:23:30 was chasing it 1.00
00:23:31 with a frying pan. 0.99
00:23:34 How do you get a gay dude 1.00
00:23:35 to have sex with a woman? 1.00
00:23:37 How? 1.00
00:23:38 Shit in her pussy. 1.00
00:23:45 Get off the stage. 1.00
00:23:45 It won't let me off.
00:23:46 Dude, it's like broken.
00:23:48 Get off the stage, 1.00
00:23:49 faggot. 1.00
00:23:49 I can't, bro. 1.00
00:23:50 I clicked it.
00:23:51 I clicked it.
00:23:51 I'm sitting here. 1.00
00:23:52 FUK YOU! 1.00
00:23:53 GET THE FUCK 1.00
00:23:53 OFF THE STAGE! 1.00
00:23:54 Don't kick me then. 0.99
00:23:55 Kick me for the fifth time then. 0.98
00:23:56 I can't get off.
00:23:58 How do you pick up
00:23:59 a Jewish girl
00:24:00 with a dustpan?
00:24:02 Bro! 1.00
00:24:04 Damn. 1.00
00:24:06 Womp womp. 1.00
00:24:11 Yo, what do Indians 0.99
00:24:12 love more than 1.00
00:24:13 poop and white women? 1.00
00:24:15 What? 1.00
00:24:16 Oh, burgers.
00:24:17 Tech support.
00:24:19 What did Fresh's mother see
00:24:22 after labor?
00:24:23 The beginning of time.
00:24:25 BOOM! 0.99
00:24:26 And I can't fucking 0.98
00:24:27 leave this 0.99
00:24:28 Why can't they?
00:24:30 Like more than anything. 1.00
00:24:32 Shit. 1.00
00:24:32 Shit. 1.00
00:24:34 Yeah. 1.00
00:24:34 Woo! 0.99
00:24:36 Keep going.
00:24:40 We love you. 1.00
00:24:44 Fuck you. 1.00
00:24:46 Yeah, fuck you, dude. 1.00
00:24:47 What is the whitest thing 1.00
00:24:49 about a black guy? 0.98
00:24:50 What?
00:24:51 His owner.
00:24:52 Oh my god, bro.
00:24:53 Oh my god. 1.00
00:24:54 Yo, I'm back, motherfucker. 1.00
00:24:55 What do Sneeko 1.00
00:24:56 and all of his exes
00:24:57 have in common?
00:25:00 They all look like Xena.
00:25:02 What's brown, 0.99
00:25:03 stinky,
00:25:04 and like seafood? 0.99
00:25:06 Neon.
00:25:06 I can't get off the stage, bro.
00:25:09 You actually kicked me in. 1.00
00:25:10 Fuck this thing. 1.00
00:25:12 Yo, fuck you, Sneeko, man. 1.00
00:25:14 Fuck you, man. 1.00
00:25:15 Fuck this guy, dude. 1.00
00:25:16 This guy's goofy as fuck, man. 1.00
00:25:19 Goofy as fuck, man. 1.00
00:25:20 Fuck this guy, man. 1.00
00:25:23 Neco, fix your fucking stage. 1.00
00:25:24 People can't get off the ground. 1.00
00:25:26 How do you fix it?
00:25:26 I don't know.
00:25:28 I have no idea.
00:25:29 You press alt.
00:25:32 F4. 1.00
00:25:33 Fuck you. 1.00
00:25:34 My bad, Sneeko. 1.00
00:25:37 My bad, Sneeko. 0.94
00:25:39 Windows out.
00:25:40 All right, I'm about to perform my song
00:25:41 for you, Sneeko.
00:25:43 And last time I couldn't get off the stage,
00:25:45 so hopefully I do.
00:25:46 But here it is.
00:25:55 Sneeko, I remember when you were a kid
00:25:57 in your room and you had an afro.
00:25:58 You were so cute back then.
00:26:01 Hey, does anyone else hear like Smash Mouth
00:26:04 just asking? 1.00
00:26:07 I'll smash in your mouth. 1.00
00:26:10 Ha ha! 1.00
00:26:17 None of you are funny. 0.99
00:26:20 Get off the stage, cucko! 0.98
00:26:24 Sneeko, none of us are funny, 0.98
00:26:26 but that's the exact same thing your dad said
00:26:28 because he left you.
00:26:29 My dad's still around, actually. 1.00
00:26:33 Oh the fuck, damn. 1.00
00:26:34 Does he fuck your wife? 1.00
00:26:38 Kick it all these fucks, bro. 1.00
00:26:40 What do you get when a Samoan lady 1.00
00:26:43 has kids with a black guy? 0.98
00:26:44 What? 0.99
00:26:46 Samo niggas. 1.00
00:26:47 Oh my god, bro.
00:26:49 What's big, black, and long?
00:26:53 The line at KFC.
00:26:55 Ha! 0.89
00:26:58 What's faster than the speed of light?
00:26:59 A G with a coupon.
00:27:04 Angie told Myron,
00:27:06 Honey, when are we having kids?
00:27:08 What did Myron say?
00:27:09 Hold on, baby. 1.00
00:27:10 I need to fuck 50 more women. 1.00
00:27:11 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1.00
00:27:14 Why does freshman CEO have a stutter? 0.69
00:27:16 Because Grant caught her and slapped him to her. 0.92
00:27:18 Ha ha ha!
00:27:19 What happens with an... 1.00
00:27:24 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:27:27 Guys, what's dark and productive? 1.00
00:27:31 Black people on my field.
00:27:39 By the way, you know the people that you guys say are my exes
00:27:42 are not my exes?
00:27:43 They're just...
00:27:43 They're not, right?
00:27:44 Yeah, yeah, cheer.
00:27:46 Woo! 0.99
00:27:46 You're still a cuck. 1.00
00:27:47 You're still a cuck. 1.00
00:27:47 You're a cuck, bro. 1.00
00:27:48 You're gonna sit in the court. 1.00
00:27:49 I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you, faggot. 1.00
00:27:52 Hey, hey. 1.00
00:27:52 What did you see?
00:27:53 What did you see?
00:27:53 What camera angle was it?
00:27:55 I can't get off the stage anymore.
00:27:58 Yeah, bro.
00:27:58 That's how we see.
00:28:01 Okay, fine.
00:28:01 Wait.
00:28:01 While we're up here,
00:28:02 who do you think won so far? 1.00
00:28:04 Get off the stage, you pussy. 1.00
00:28:06 I can't get off. 1.00
00:28:07 It's stuck.
00:28:09 Stop yelling at me!
00:28:12 It's glitching!
00:28:13 The guy's a freestyle.
00:28:14 I got one.
00:28:16 Why can't we just get off?
00:28:18 I'm stuck.
00:28:23 Okay.
00:28:33 Bro, this is a good comedy night.
00:28:34 I can't lie, bro.
00:28:35 This is the best one.
00:28:36 This is the best one in a long time, man.
00:28:38 Hi, Sneeko. 0.98
00:28:40 What's up, balls? 0.98
00:28:41 You're a very handsome man, dude. 1.00
00:28:42 I would fuck the shit out of you, bro. 1.00
00:28:44 Yeah, you're very cute. 1.00
00:28:45 I'll let you, bro.
00:28:46 Thanks, dude.
00:28:47 Can I watch?
00:28:48 Guys, why is 6 afraid of 7?
00:28:51 Why? 0.97
00:28:51 Because he's black.
00:28:53 What's the difference between Walter Reed and Jake Future?
00:28:58 What?
00:28:58 Boo.
00:28:59 A pug! 1.00
00:29:00 I got another one.
00:29:05 Yo, Sneeko. 0.77
00:29:06 Xena.
00:29:09 What's the difference between Sneeko and Kim Kardashian? 1.00
00:29:12 Sneeko has a bigger ass. 1.00
00:29:15 What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? 1.00
00:29:19 They both come back from the camp. 0.94
00:29:20 A girl got punched by a Jewish guy.
00:29:25 She couldn't tell who it was, so she just wrote down the number on his arm. 0.90
00:29:32 Boo.
00:29:34 Boo.
00:29:37 What was the score of the football game between Ethiopia and Spain?
00:29:40 Spain ate, Ethiopia didn't. 1.00
00:29:42 Myra needed a girlfriend. 1.00
00:29:51 What do you say? 0.63
00:29:53 I'm gay.
00:29:55 What do you call a G.I. Joe in the oven?
00:29:58 A G.I. Jew. 1.00
00:30:00 Ha! 0.89
00:30:02 What do you call a bi-person on fire?
00:30:04 L.G.B.B.Q. 1.00
00:30:08 Alright, fuck you, too. 1.00
00:30:09 Alright. 1.00
00:30:10 Fart noises. 1.00
00:30:12 What do you call a bunch of unfunny dumb faggots? 1.00
00:30:18 Love speech. 1.00
00:30:18 Us, us, us, us, us, us.
00:30:21 Yo, Sneeko, I'm 16 years old and fight MMA.
00:30:24 And I just want to say, honestly, I would be trashed after watching you fight Sean Strickland.
00:30:29 That was super embarrassing.
00:30:30 I'm sick. 1.00
00:30:31 He got his ass. 1.00
00:30:33 What do you call a one-person standing in a barn? 1.00
00:30:36 Antique farming equipment.
00:30:39 What do you call five black people in a line?
00:30:42 Target practice.
00:30:47 Sneeko, it's only 5,000 pounds.
00:30:49 I will fly out there and beat the shot of you with one arm. 0.99
00:30:53 What's the difference between a boomerang and a black father? 1.00
00:30:57 The boomerang comes back. 0.95
00:31:00 Sneeko, I know your viewers don't know this,
00:31:02 but you owe me 5,230.
00:31:08 What has 50 legs but can't walk 25 disabled people? 1.00
00:31:12 Fuck this. 1.00
00:31:13 We want Zerka, Sneeko. 1.00
00:31:14 Type of one if we want Zerka back.
00:31:16 Oh my god, dude.
00:31:17 But why aren't there any Indian boxers?
00:31:20 Because every time they go back to the corner,
00:31:22 they try to open a 7-11.
00:31:25 What do you call an Indian that boxers kick viewers? 0.99
00:31:28 Khajiit, aka. 0.97
00:31:29 I went to a disabled strip club the other day. 1.00
00:31:40 Place was crawling with pussy. 1.00
00:31:43 Ah! 1.00
00:31:43 What do you call a Chinese baby that was born early?
00:31:51 Wrong timing. 1.00
00:31:55 Sneeko, you're a fucking nigga, bro. 1.00
00:31:56 I hope you fucking die. 1.00
00:31:59 Oh my god. 1.00
00:32:00 What the?
00:32:01 Why are you here then? 1.00
00:32:02 What the fuck? 1.00
00:32:06 She needs that clad, that's why. 1.00
00:32:09 Keep typing one.
00:32:10 Keep typing one.
00:32:11 We want Zerka, we want Zerka. 0.96
00:32:13 What does the G in top G stand for?
00:32:18 Top Rifter.
00:32:19 Where else does Sneeko learn his tricks from?
00:32:23 W joke.
00:32:29 Oh my god, no.
00:32:31 What do you call 27 consecutive head shots?
00:32:35 CTE.
00:32:37 Why did Ryan Dawson get kicked out of Japan?
00:32:39 Because he shot Shinzo Abe. 0.93
00:32:41 What do you say to a black man in a suit? 0.99
00:32:45 Will a defendant please rise? 0.88
00:32:47 Okay.
00:32:47 What do you call a G with Parkinson's?
00:33:03 Shake and bake.
00:33:04 Call John right now.
00:33:12 Call him.
00:33:17 Why don't you just watch this stream?
00:33:18 Like, why do you want me to call him so bad?
00:33:20 I don't get it, bro. 1.00
00:33:20 He's fucking bad, you nigga. 1.00
00:33:22 What do you mean? 1.00
00:33:22 He's not bad from Rumble, dumb fuck. 1.00
00:33:24 Bro, you sound so retarded with your ass. 1.00
00:33:28 Oh, Nick. 1.00
00:33:37 Boo! 1.00
00:33:38 Fuck all of you. 1.00
00:33:40 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:33:41 Yo, why did Aiden Ross call Sneeko today? 1.00
00:33:43 Because he wants him to go to a party with Michael Rubin.
00:33:46 Is that a joke?
00:33:51 All right, give me a seat.
00:33:53 Okay, last round, chat.
00:33:55 Last round.
00:33:55 I'm still laughing right now.
00:33:56 I don't want to leave yet. 0.99
00:34:05 Bro, why are you guys fucking here just sitting in the corner watching? 0.99
00:34:08 Get on stage or say something. 1.00
00:34:09 You're just here to sit in the room.
00:34:10 We want to be like you.
00:34:12 We want to be like you.
00:34:12 Okay, okay. 1.00
00:34:13 But get on stage, faggot. 1.00
00:34:15 Wah, wah. 1.00
00:34:16 I've been on stage.
00:34:17 But all right, all right, all right. 0.68
00:34:21 What do you call an autistic black man? 0.98
00:34:24 Oh, my God. 0.89
00:34:25 Walter Weeks.
00:34:26 Yeah, okay.
00:34:27 All right, bro.
00:34:30 All right, it's cooked.
00:34:30 It's over. 1.00
00:34:32 Sneeko, you're a nigger. 1.00
00:34:33 All right, we're done. 1.00
00:34:35 W segment, bro.
00:34:36 That was the best monkey night in a long time, bro.
00:34:40 That was the best monkey night in a long time.
00:34:42 Good job, guys.