SNEAKO - SNEAKO Finds a New Monkey Wife!

00:00:00.000 I'm mad now, I'm pissed, I'm pissed

00:00:09.700 Why?

00:00:11.600 Because I just got catfish

00:00:13.460 You what?

00:00:15.020 I just got catfish

00:00:15.900 They call me Big Daddy for a reason

00:00:18.000 Do they?

00:00:18.780 What?

00:00:22.120 Let me refresh, refresh, refresh

00:00:23.900 I'm pissed now, Chad

00:00:24.780 Like yo, Chad, that's not Hollywood

00:00:30.640 It's just like, bro, like why

00:00:31.780 I give someone my phone and be like

00:00:33.180 Whoa, look at her texting

00:00:34.900 Like, don't text me

00:00:35.880 Alexa, volume down 40%

00:00:38.520 Yup

00:00:42.340 Bye

00:00:43.340 I'm ready for raging now, Chad

00:00:46.820 Someone put in a complicated video in the chat

00:00:48.400 I'm like, I'm mad

00:00:49.940 I'm doing like 20, 30 minutes of monkey

00:00:54.020 That's it, hey, how you doing, Sasha?

00:00:56.140 Have you been captivated? 1.00

00:00:57.280 What the fuck? 1.00

00:01:01.200 You heard it 1.00

00:01:02.520 You heard it

00:01:03.520 Hey, what's up, Bob?

00:01:06.960 Yo

00:01:07.360 How you doing?

00:01:08.320 You listen to have a nice vibe in your room

00:01:10.200 You listen to some good music

00:01:11.120 Nah, that's cool

00:01:16.480 That's cool

00:01:24.020 KK, what's up?

00:01:27.980 You from Detroit?

00:01:28.460 Yo

00:01:29.020 Bro

00:01:29.620 I saw you before

00:01:30.600 You was a YouTuber

00:01:31.600 Oh my

00:01:32.340 I'm a fan

00:01:33.060 YouTuber?

00:01:34.080 Wait, wait

00:01:34.780 You're a fan?

00:01:36.080 Yes, dude

00:01:36.540 I see you put guns at

00:01:37.660 Oh my God

00:01:38.220 What the?

00:01:39.180 Yo, you know I'm not a YouTuber, right? 1.00

00:01:43.080 What the fuck? 1.00

00:01:44.120 Guns out on kids 1.00

00:01:45.200 On monkey

00:01:45.640 Yo

00:01:46.460 Yo, is that

00:01:48.720 Jadlay?

00:01:49.880 Jaddayay?

00:01:50.360 What's that playing on me?

00:01:54.220 Wait, are you a bumbleclot? 1.00

00:01:56.020 Bumbacot

00:01:56.540 What'd that mean?

00:01:59.780 Like, are you like one of those?

00:02:02.340 Oh, yeah

00:02:03.020 How did you know what I was talking about?

00:02:07.100 I don't know

00:02:07.820 Do you think that anybody's born gay?

00:02:11.940 I don't know

00:02:12.740 Were you?

00:02:15.880 You kind of look like Megamind

00:02:17.960 You didn't answer my question, though

00:02:20.800 You know Megamind?

00:02:21.780 Yeah, the guy with the big forehead

00:02:22.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah 0.55

00:02:23.120 But is anybody born gay?

00:02:24.180 Yes or no?

00:02:26.360 I don't know

00:02:27.080 I said I don't know

00:02:27.960 The first time

00:02:28.580 Were you?

00:02:31.760 I don't

00:02:32.280 You don't know? 1.00

00:02:34.140 Like, is anything up in your fucking bumbleclot mind? 1.00

00:02:36.360 Like, really? 1.00

00:02:37.020 Chats, I'm saying Megamind

00:02:37.840 It's not funny

00:02:38.300 My voice is not that big

00:02:39.560 Killabans, what's good?

00:02:44.880 You for flushing?

00:02:45.400 You for flushing?

00:02:47.960 It's a year 1.00

00:02:52.120 Fuck! 1.00

00:02:55.740 The more you skip 1.00

00:02:57.020 The more it takes

00:02:57.740 Wait, are you guys race mixing? 0.69

00:03:00.800 Oh my gosh

00:03:01.980 Yep

00:03:02.320 Do you know that's

00:03:04.040 That's Haram? 0.81

00:03:07.320 Aren't you like

00:03:08.200 White and Mexican or something? 0.93

00:03:10.020 No, I'm white

00:03:11.160 Wait, wait, wait

00:03:12.100 What do your parents think about

00:03:13.460 Your interracial relationship?

00:03:15.000 This is like

00:03:18.120 The 20th century

00:03:19.240 Nobody cares 0.98

00:03:20.420 No, retard 1.00

00:03:21.040 It's the 21st century

00:03:21.900 But do you

00:03:22.840 Did you disappoint her dad?

00:03:25.660 No

00:03:26.020 Your dad is okay with this?

00:03:28.980 Girl?

00:03:30.280 My dad doesn't care

00:03:31.320 Okay

00:03:31.920 What do you think about the fact

00:03:32.940 That you're dating a woman

00:03:33.620 Who doesn't know what century we're in? 1.00

00:03:35.200 Shit, I didn't even know what century we was in 1.00

00:03:40.380 Until you said it 1.00

00:03:42.200 Oh, okay

00:03:43.040 Okay

00:03:43.480 And you guys are

00:03:44.740 You're weed smokers 0.99

00:03:46.200 So you're homosexual? 0.99

00:03:49.180 Homosexual? 0.78

00:03:50.040 No

00:03:50.320 Okay

00:03:51.120 You're trans 0.99

00:03:51.900 Why would we be trans? 0.99

00:03:55.080 Because you're smoking weed 0.99

00:03:55.880 And you have the

00:03:56.560 Normie

00:03:57.260 Drugstore

00:03:58.140 Paintings on your

00:03:59.320 Whatever 0.99

00:04:00.360 We're just on here for shits and giggles 0.99

00:04:03.120 Okay 0.99

00:04:04.680 Do you need to make weed your entire aesthetic?

00:04:07.100 Is that why you need to have a weed tapestry?

00:04:09.520 Yep

00:04:09.800 You should see my homeroom

00:04:11.220 What is that?

00:04:13.040 There's more

00:04:13.500 You have weed socks?

00:04:14.460 I bet you have weed socks

00:04:15.460 Yeah

00:04:16.600 Well, I actually

00:04:17.880 I have weed socks

00:04:20.340 I have some lucky weed socks

00:04:21.460 I have a dream catcher

00:04:22.260 That looks like weed

00:04:23.780 You know how I know

00:04:24.820 Even though you guys are in an interracial relationship

00:04:26.760 That you're in the dude's crib 0.99

00:04:27.760 Because he's black 1.00

00:04:29.080 And black people don't change the battery 1.00

00:04:30.600 And the smoke detector 0.99

00:04:31.400 The hour of the crib

00:04:32.840 Hour?

00:04:34.100 But he's paying

00:04:34.680 Huh?

00:04:36.380 Wait, so

00:04:36.940 You live there

00:04:37.820 And you're too

00:04:38.580 How?

00:04:39.980 You're still Caucasian 1.00

00:04:40.860 Put the battery in the smoke detector 0.62

00:04:42.140 What?

00:04:44.360 Change the battery in the smoke detector

00:04:46.020 What are you talking about?

00:04:48.840 You don't hear it either?

00:04:50.040 Do you see?

00:04:50.800 Whoa

00:04:51.120 Wait, your race

00:04:52.640 Is supposed to be able to hear that

00:04:54.040 That's insane

00:04:54.560 You don't hear the chirp

00:04:55.980 Sure

00:04:56.520 You're just making everything about race

00:04:59.140 For what?

00:05:00.720 Did you

00:05:01.120 You didn't hear that?

00:05:03.260 No

00:05:03.680 What the

00:05:04.340 No

00:05:05.060 No

00:05:05.560 You need to

00:05:06.020 Get out

00:05:06.600 Get out

00:05:07.360 White girl 1.00

00:05:07.960 No, no, no 0.76

00:05:09.060 No

00:05:09.580 You need to hear this

00:05:11.820 That's only them

00:05:13.480 That's not you

00:05:14.360 Okay

00:05:15.600 Get out

00:05:17.100 That's so funny

00:05:19.560 You

00:05:21.380 You seriously

00:05:22.360 Did not hear that noise

00:05:23.500 No

00:05:24.380 That's not a smoke detector

00:05:25.720 My smoke detector

00:05:26.840 Is right here

00:05:27.600 It's low battery

00:05:29.660 No, it's not

00:05:31.320 Maybe it's inside of your house 1.00

00:05:32.680 This motherfucker 1.00

00:05:39.080 There's no way 1.00

00:05:43.040 There's no way

00:05:44.420 This is proof that we shouldn't race mix 1.00

00:05:47.720 Have a great night 0.99

00:05:48.580 Enjoy your homosexual weed 1.00

00:05:49.800 What the fuck 1.00

00:05:51.420 Oh my fucking god 1.00

00:05:57.680 I love drill music 0.99

00:05:59.400 This is good

00:06:00.100 Murder music

00:06:00.760 Yes

00:06:01.260 Killing

00:06:01.740 Killing 0.98

00:06:02.340 Bro 1.00

00:06:02.980 What the fuck 1.00

00:06:03.900 He met Andrew Tate 1.00

00:06:06.800 This nigga cool

00:06:08.200 What the 0.99

00:06:08.940 This nigga mad cool 1.00

00:06:10.120 Why you on my dick 1.00

00:06:11.380 No way 1.00

00:06:12.720 You cool

00:06:13.140 Let's get

00:06:13.580 Move your head from the mouse

00:06:14.660 Okay

00:06:15.260 Okay

00:06:15.540 Okay

00:06:15.800 How old are you

00:06:17.400 Girl 0.91

00:06:17.700 16

00:06:19.140 You're very

00:06:20.760 Inspirational

00:06:21.620 Is that your sister

00:06:23.080 Or your girlfriend

00:06:23.660 My cousin

00:06:24.680 Okay

00:06:25.700 Okay

00:06:25.940 So would you

00:06:26.520 What

00:06:27.920 No

00:06:28.340 Hey

00:06:32.700 Hey

00:06:33.360 Hey

00:06:33.940 Hey

00:06:34.780 Hi

00:06:37.060 How are you

00:06:38.860 I like your voice

00:06:40.620 How old are you

00:06:41.520 17

00:06:42.920 Can you lie

00:06:44.840 I'm 18 next month

00:06:46.140 Next month

00:06:46.880 You scared me

00:06:49.040 I'm so sorry

00:06:50.080 How many more days

00:06:51.200 Until your birthday

00:06:51.760 September

00:06:53.220 September what

00:06:54.640 24

00:06:55.880 It's like over a month

00:06:58.660 It's over a month

00:07:01.740 It's like 100 days

00:07:02.800 Nope

00:07:03.640 You're 1.00

00:07:04.080 And you're dumb 1.00

00:07:04.600 There's 1.00

00:07:05.060 It's

00:07:05.360 It's not 100 days

00:07:06.280 It's

00:07:06.600 Come on

00:07:06.980 It's like

00:07:08.240 44

00:07:08.900 Come on

00:07:10.240 I mean

00:07:11.440 If I'm gonna

00:07:11.940 If I'm gonna break the law

00:07:12.940 At least be smart

00:07:13.640 Like you know

00:07:14.300 True

00:07:15.680 True

00:07:16.700 Okay

00:07:17.160 I can't talk to you

00:07:18.300 Cause they're gonna

00:07:18.680 They're gonna clip this

00:07:19.480 And say that I'm a bad person

00:07:20.380 Okay

00:07:20.640 Yeah

00:07:20.920 You know

00:07:21.240 You know

00:07:21.600 You know

00:07:22.300 Don't

00:07:23.620 What do you mean

00:07:37.220 Groomco

00:07:37.840 What do you mean

00:07:38.460 Groomco

00:07:39.120 Yo Draco

00:07:43.300 Yo Draco

00:07:46.880 Yo Draco

00:07:50.240 Draco 1.00

00:07:53.980 Fuck 1.00

00:07:55.760 I'm sorry 1.00

00:07:56.900 My neighbors are gonna get mad

00:07:58.120 Bro

00:07:59.900 See the Red Poe rage 0.99

00:08:01.280 Actually makes a better

00:08:01.780 Hello

00:08:02.080 Hey how you doing

00:08:02.800 Good to you

00:08:04.100 You look like

00:08:04.940 Disney Channel star

00:08:07.000 Really

00:08:08.780 Sky Jackson

00:08:09.720 I don't

00:08:11.520 Who's that

00:08:13.420 I don't

00:08:14.780 Do I really

00:08:15.380 That sounded like

00:08:16.420 Somebody else

00:08:16.840 Why did your voice

00:08:17.420 Just get

00:08:17.780 Transgender 0.85

00:08:19.260 For five seconds 0.74

00:08:19.820 It's okay though

00:08:24.160 How old are you

00:08:24.920 I'm 19

00:08:26.500 Oh great

00:08:27.480 Where are you from

00:08:27.920 I'm from Michigan

00:08:29.760 But I stay in Arizona

00:08:30.920 You stay in Arizona

00:08:32.360 So

00:08:32.740 Have you ever dated

00:08:33.740 Anybody of the

00:08:34.780 Blasian ethnicity

00:08:35.960 I haven't

00:08:38.800 Oh you haven't

00:08:39.500 So have you ever

00:08:40.420 Dated before

00:08:40.880 Are you saving yourself

00:08:41.900 For me

00:08:42.200 For marriage

00:08:42.600 I'm saving myself

00:08:46.700 For you

00:08:47.800 That's great

00:08:49.080 So wait

00:08:49.480 What's your name

00:08:50.180 Nevaeh

00:08:51.640 Nevaeh

00:08:52.500 You have a very

00:08:53.000 Beautiful name

00:08:53.700 Just like your lips

00:08:54.380 Thank you

00:08:55.740 I don't mean to

00:08:57.520 Make you shy

00:08:58.020 You're just

00:08:58.340 You're very pretty

00:08:59.120 And I'm just getting

00:08:59.620 A little bit like

00:09:00.300 Insecure right now

00:09:01.500 Are you vaccinated

00:09:02.540 Do I have to be

00:09:05.060 What's the

00:09:07.000 So you're not

00:09:07.780 No

00:09:08.860 Yes

00:09:09.520 Whoa

00:09:10.040 Okay

00:09:10.540 Wait

00:09:10.840 Wait

00:09:11.040 Great

00:09:13.200 Oh man

00:09:13.920 I'm just so flustered

00:09:14.840 Right now

00:09:15.220 So you're

00:09:16.080 And you're

00:09:16.820 Do you believe in God

00:09:17.820 Yes

00:09:19.180 Oh wait

00:09:20.100 What religion are you

00:09:21.100 I don't go really

00:09:24.660 Like based off of a religion

00:09:25.920 But

00:09:26.520 I

00:09:27.980 I believe in God

00:09:30.420 I would say

00:09:31.600 Like I'm more

00:09:32.000 On the spiritual side

00:09:32.800 Okay

00:09:34.080 So you could be convinced

00:09:34.980 Right now you believe 0.99

00:09:35.600 In some garbage 0.99

00:09:36.160 But it's okay 0.96

00:09:36.700 Do you believe in astrology

00:09:38.280 A little bit

00:09:40.880 Okay

00:09:41.920 Okay

00:09:42.120 But you believe

00:09:42.460 There's one God

00:09:43.180 One singular God

00:09:44.040 Yes

00:09:45.060 And you're a virgin

00:09:46.340 I'm not

00:09:49.960 I thought you were

00:09:51.600 Saving yourself from marriage 0.66

00:09:52.340 But

00:09:53.520 You asked if I was

00:09:56.460 In a relationship

00:09:57.120 Or if I've been

00:09:59.040 Okay

00:10:00.120 Okay

00:10:00.360 So

00:10:00.680 Alright

00:10:01.380 Like how many

00:10:02.440 How many bodies

00:10:03.340 Are you talking

00:10:03.640 No

00:10:08.980 Where'd you go

00:10:10.220 Wait

00:10:11.380 Wait

00:10:11.560 What was that

00:10:12.060 What was that

00:10:12.520 What was that

00:10:12.860 Did you say

00:10:13.220 How much did you say

00:10:13.920 You said

00:10:14.260 You said 12

00:10:14.880 Are you talking to me

00:10:18.900 Yeah

00:10:19.300 Wait

00:10:20.560 What did you ask me

00:10:21.600 I was just asking

00:10:23.500 How many bodies

00:10:25.920 You have

00:10:26.140 Oh

00:10:27.300 I only have two

00:10:27.880 Oh okay

00:10:29.140 I mean we could

00:10:29.680 Work with that

00:10:30.180 We could work with that

00:10:31.420 So have you ever

00:10:32.400 Been to Miami

00:10:32.960 No

00:10:34.500 Never

00:10:35.700 Great

00:10:37.100 Great

00:10:37.500 Because Miami 0.70

00:10:38.060 Does corrupt people

00:10:38.700 Really fast

00:10:39.220 Unless

00:10:39.540 You're with me

00:10:41.360 When we do get married

00:10:42.280 How many kids

00:10:43.040 Do you want to have

00:10:43.460 Like

00:10:45.280 Two to three

00:10:45.980 And what gender

00:10:48.340 Would you prefer

00:10:48.840 They are

00:10:49.240 I want like

00:10:51.180 The million dollar family

00:10:52.420 So like

00:10:52.880 A boy

00:10:53.360 And a girl

00:10:53.860 But if it's three

00:10:56.120 Then I will want

00:10:57.000 Two boys

00:10:58.760 And a girl

00:10:59.180 Two boys

00:11:00.720 And a girl

00:11:01.140 Okay

00:11:01.500 Have you ever

00:11:02.620 Do you want to

00:11:03.860 Come to Miami

00:11:04.220 Yes

00:11:05.520 I do

00:11:06.800 What are you doing

00:11:08.160 This weekend

00:11:08.920 I'm off this weekend

00:11:13.160 Actually

00:11:13.620 Really

00:11:14.700 Huh

00:11:15.440 Well

00:11:16.660 Do you have an Instagram

00:11:17.900 By any chance

00:11:18.620 I do

00:11:19.700 What is it

00:11:21.620 Are you ready

00:11:23.380 It's kind of long

00:11:24.200 That's fine

00:11:25.100 It's N-E-V 1.00

00:11:27.180 N-E-V 1.00

00:11:28.820 A-E-H 1.00

00:11:30.760 A-E-H 1.00

00:11:32.080 Underscore

00:11:33.360 Underscore

00:11:34.460 L-A-R 0.98

00:11:36.180 L-A-R 0.98

00:11:37.120 E-E

00:11:38.420 E-E

00:11:39.420 C-E 0.98

00:11:40.740 C-E 0.98

00:11:41.680 So why did you get

00:11:42.460 The vaccine

00:11:42.900 Um

00:11:44.920 Because I heard

00:11:46.140 That it's just

00:11:46.760 Not good for you

00:11:48.040 Overall

00:11:48.520 You know

00:11:50.480 And you don't

00:11:51.640 And I don't

00:11:52.220 I don't really know

00:11:53.240 Their agenda

00:11:53.760 With the vaccine

00:11:55.120 Right right right

00:11:55.900 Oh you don't even

00:11:56.840 Have a profile picture

00:11:57.620 I don't

00:11:59.160 Uh why is that

00:11:59.840 At first my page

00:12:02.580 Was like

00:12:03.200 I didn't have anything

00:12:04.420 On it

00:12:04.880 And it was private

00:12:05.780 But like I start

00:12:07.240 Getting

00:12:07.480 Out of my comfort zone

00:12:09.280 And start posting more

00:12:10.360 I just haven't put

00:12:11.420 A profile picture up yet

00:12:12.460 Wait wait wait

00:12:13.760 So you

00:12:14.260 What made you go

00:12:15.220 From private to public

00:12:16.040 When I turned 18

00:12:18.680 I just wanted to be like

00:12:19.920 I wanted to

00:12:21.000 Be an influencer

00:12:21.900 And that's

00:12:23.480 That's what I'm working

00:12:24.100 On like right now

00:12:24.900 Oh okay

00:12:25.720 So you want to be

00:12:26.360 You're trying to be 1.00

00:12:27.280 Famous like shit 1.00

00:12:27.880 Uh 1.00

00:12:29.320 Not famous

00:12:30.940 But like

00:12:31.500 Known

00:12:32.700 You know

00:12:33.320 Why

00:12:34.420 What do you

00:12:35.380 Why do you want to be

00:12:36.180 Known

00:12:36.580 Because I feel like

00:12:39.020 Once you have

00:12:39.920 A platform

00:12:41.000 What I want to do

00:12:43.280 With my platform

00:12:43.980 Is important

00:12:44.620 And I want to have

00:12:45.420 A big platform

00:12:46.880 Enough to change

00:12:48.320 People

00:12:48.700 You know

00:12:49.240 Hmm

00:12:50.120 What do you

00:12:50.880 How do you want

00:12:51.200 To change them

00:12:51.620 Um

00:12:53.840 Like

00:12:54.660 Females 0.96

00:12:56.040 Let me

00:12:58.080 Let me

00:12:58.420 Let me think

00:12:58.940 Because you're

00:12:59.320 Kind of making me nervous

00:13:00.200 No it's okay

00:13:00.920 I'm nervous too

00:13:01.760 I think it's just

00:13:02.280 The butterflies

00:13:02.800 Flying in the air

00:13:03.580 From this

00:13:03.940 Incredible first encounter

00:13:05.140 I've never met

00:13:06.020 A woman 0.57

00:13:06.560 Who's just

00:13:07.120 Hey I dream about

00:13:08.420 You and then

00:13:09.200 I see you

00:13:09.720 So it's

00:13:10.700 Yeah but keep going

00:13:11.800 Wifey

00:13:13.500 Monkey wifey 0.94

00:13:14.800 Like the beauty standards

00:13:19.620 Okay

00:13:20.200 I feel like

00:13:20.820 I feel like

00:13:21.740 50 years from now

00:13:23.020 There's not going to be

00:13:23.880 A natural body

00:13:24.500 Okay so everyone's

00:13:26.060 Getting BBLs

00:13:26.820 Yeah

00:13:27.540 Like that's so sad

00:13:28.700 Wait what

00:13:29.320 Put the camera

00:13:29.700 Why are you

00:13:30.200 Where'd you go

00:13:31.740 Uh you just

00:13:33.960 Make me a little

00:13:34.420 Nervous

00:13:34.840 Oh it's fine

00:13:35.580 It's fine

00:13:35.940 I like your

00:13:36.820 Your outfit

00:13:37.300 And you have

00:13:37.600 Really clear skin

00:13:38.180 Too

00:13:38.400 What were the

00:13:40.200 I actually don't

00:13:42.360 Want to ask

00:13:42.660 About your two

00:13:43.000 Bodies

00:13:43.260 But what

00:13:43.700 Races were they

00:13:44.340 They were 0.63

00:13:45.860 Black 0.64

00:13:46.320 Boom

00:13:48.880 Okay so

00:13:49.780 You stay within

00:13:50.740 You don't like

00:13:51.380 To mess around

00:13:52.300 Uh

00:13:53.680 Like what do you

00:13:54.580 Mean like

00:13:54.900 Other races

00:13:55.580 Never mind

00:13:56.660 Well okay

00:13:57.560 Explain more about

00:13:58.200 This BBL thing

00:13:58.820 So you want to

00:13:59.320 Change the beauty

00:13:59.860 Standards

00:14:00.100 So people can be

00:14:00.860 More natural

00:14:01.420 Unvaccinated

00:14:02.260 And healthy

00:14:03.280 You want people

00:14:04.080 To be their

00:14:04.540 Natural self

00:14:05.020 Yes

00:14:05.300 Healthy and secure

00:14:06.920 Within themselves

00:14:07.680 Yes

00:14:08.080 And stop going out

00:14:10.260 Into the world

00:14:11.100 Or social media

00:14:11.980 For validation

00:14:13.280 Or

00:14:14.060 You know

00:14:15.600 Answers

00:14:16.240 Or just to feel

00:14:17.360 Better

00:14:17.700 Or any of that

00:14:18.540 Just like

00:14:19.120 Search within

00:14:20.300 And you'll find

00:14:20.960 All answers

00:14:21.420 Search within

00:14:22.620 And you'll find

00:14:23.060 All

00:14:23.180 So how are you

00:14:23.660 Going to tell

00:14:23.920 People to do that

00:14:24.540 With

00:14:26.880 Like I'm going to

00:14:28.380 Show them my

00:14:28.820 Day to day

00:14:29.220 And how I

00:14:29.780 Search within

00:14:30.340 Like my

00:14:31.680 Daily routine

00:14:32.520 How I wake

00:14:33.020 Like I still

00:14:33.560 Read the bible

00:14:34.080 Nice

00:14:35.200 I still journal

00:14:36.160 From the bible

00:14:36.840 But you believe

00:14:37.620 In one god

00:14:38.220 You don't believe

00:14:38.700 In like there's

00:14:39.140 Three gods

00:14:39.840 Or whatever

00:14:40.160 Yeah

00:14:41.120 Oh okay

00:14:41.700 You believe

00:14:41.980 Okay okay

00:14:42.580 Mashallah

00:14:43.040 So you read

00:14:44.300 What else

00:14:44.700 You read

00:14:44.940 Um

00:14:46.860 I read a lot

00:14:47.680 Like right now

00:14:48.720 I'm reading

00:14:49.140 This book

00:14:49.500 Called

00:14:49.820 You are a 0.52

00:14:50.260 Badass

00:14:50.820 And

00:14:52.140 Is that written

00:14:52.560 By a feminist 0.99

00:14:53.020 Who wrote

00:14:53.540 That book

00:14:53.900 I don't think

00:14:55.880 She was a feminist 0.99

00:14:56.740 But it's definitely

00:14:57.560 A female 0.98

00:14:58.240 But why

00:14:59.100 Why do you keep

00:14:59.540 Hiding

00:14:59.760 I'm trying to

00:15:01.340 Get the book

00:15:01.760 Oh

00:15:02.300 But

00:15:04.160 Yeah

00:15:04.960 It's right here

00:15:05.760 You are a 0.96

00:15:07.340 Badass 0.98

00:15:07.860 Oof

00:15:08.380 How to stop

00:15:09.240 Doubting your

00:15:09.640 No no no

00:15:10.100 Let me keep

00:15:10.400 Reading the title

00:15:10.840 Because it seems

00:15:11.280 Feminist

00:15:11.600 But you look great

00:15:12.680 Wait actually

00:15:12.960 Do that camera move

00:15:13.800 One more time

00:15:14.140 That was good

00:15:14.520 You're very sexy

00:15:16.560 Sorry

00:15:17.080 Sorry

00:15:17.340 I mean beautiful

00:15:17.840 How to stop

00:15:19.100 Doubting your

00:15:19.580 Greatness

00:15:20.020 And start

00:15:21.220 Giving an

00:15:21.920 Awesome life

00:15:22.540 Jen

00:15:22.940 Sincero

00:15:24.080 My guess

00:15:24.840 Is 0.88

00:15:25.820 She is

00:15:26.920 Of a religion 0.97

00:15:28.420 That's not

00:15:28.860 Christian

00:15:29.220 And she's

00:15:30.620 38

00:15:31.340 Jen

00:15:31.720 Sincero

00:15:32.320 Let me guess

00:15:33.280 Let me go

00:15:33.620 Search this up

00:15:34.280 Why do you

00:15:36.320 Think she's

00:15:36.740 Not Christian 1.00

00:15:37.360 Are you

00:15:39.140 Christian

00:15:39.520 No I'm

00:15:41.120 Not

00:15:41.360 What are

00:15:42.440 You

00:15:42.640 Well

00:15:43.860 I'm a Muslim

00:15:45.780 Really

00:15:47.580 Yes

00:15:48.280 Okay let's see

00:15:49.140 Early life

00:15:49.840 She's Italian

00:15:52.020 Oh wait actually

00:15:53.220 Oh she's 58

00:15:56.300 She's old as

00:15:56.900 Okay

00:15:57.340 She's an American

00:15:58.560 Writer

00:15:58.860 Alright maybe I'm

00:15:59.600 Judging too much

00:16:00.120 She's Italian 0.56

00:16:01.240 Is she a lesbian 0.92

00:16:02.060 No

00:16:03.400 So what's it about

00:16:04.460 I'm trying to figure out

00:16:05.180 Who's programming you

00:16:06.000 What is she telling

00:16:06.880 You to do

00:16:08.100 She's basically

00:16:10.220 Telling me

00:16:10.800 What I just

00:16:11.300 Told you

00:16:11.760 To

00:16:13.660 Search within

00:16:14.280 Search within

00:16:14.960 So

00:16:15.140 What

00:16:17.640 Have you searched

00:16:18.340 Within

00:16:18.480 What have you found

00:16:19.160 When you search within

00:16:19.760 Because I'm trying

00:16:20.160 To search within

00:16:20.620 You but like

00:16:21.140 What have you found

00:16:21.660 I found like

00:16:27.240 Who I truly am

00:16:28.920 Honestly

00:16:29.440 Instead of like

00:16:31.040 Painting this picture

00:16:34.000 For Instagram

00:16:34.700 You know

00:16:35.700 But

00:16:37.260 I found out

00:16:38.400 That

00:16:38.720 I'm very caring

00:16:40.280 I

00:16:41.680 I have a very

00:16:42.800 Very

00:16:43.060 Very

00:16:43.400 Very

00:16:43.700 Big heart

00:16:44.240 Is it the only thing

00:16:47.700 That's big

00:16:48.460 Like

00:16:48.700 Anything else

00:16:49.320 On you

00:16:49.600 Why do you

00:16:52.720 Want to know

00:16:53.160 No I wonder

00:16:53.740 If you have 0.99

00:16:54.000 A big brain

00:16:54.500 Oh yeah

00:16:55.500 Yeah

00:16:55.860 Yeah

00:16:56.260 Where did

00:16:57.260 Your mind go

00:16:57.900 You have a

00:16:58.540 You have a

00:16:58.800 Kind of a

00:16:59.260 Twisted

00:17:00.300 Thoughts

00:17:01.700 So

00:17:02.480 What do you

00:17:07.180 What's your ideal

00:17:08.060 First date

00:17:08.600 So should I take you

00:17:09.600 Mini golfing

00:17:10.540 Or should

00:17:11.000 Or we just get

00:17:13.120 Married right away

00:17:13.700 Like what

00:17:14.200 What do you

00:17:15.080 Want to do

00:17:15.420 Well I definitely

00:17:16.920 Think we should

00:17:17.380 Get to know each

00:17:17.940 Other

00:17:18.180 So

00:17:19.220 I like nature

00:17:21.860 But it's too hot

00:17:23.420 It's very hot

00:17:24.580 In Miami right now

00:17:25.540 It's also hot

00:17:27.880 Inside here

00:17:28.320 Just talking to you

00:17:28.960 I'm getting a little

00:17:29.540 Bit heated

00:17:29.900 Like I'm like

00:17:30.680 Sweating a little bit

00:17:31.420 Stop it

00:17:31.840 But maybe

00:17:32.440 I am like

00:17:34.840 My forehead's

00:17:35.280 Kind of greasy

00:17:35.700 Not gonna lie

00:17:36.280 I like to eat

00:17:41.480 So we can go out

00:17:42.600 To eat

00:17:42.980 Okay

00:17:44.220 What do you like

00:17:44.620 To eat

00:17:44.960 Watermelon

00:17:46.740 My favorite

00:17:47.180 My favorite

00:17:47.860 Dish is pasta

00:17:48.560 Oh

00:17:49.100 Yeah

00:17:49.660 Yeah

00:17:49.960 What do you

00:17:51.060 Okay

00:17:51.360 Chicken

00:17:55.500 Wait

00:17:56.120 What do you

00:17:57.720 Think about

00:17:58.920 Donald Trump

00:18:00.020 Donald Trump

00:18:01.840 Yes

00:18:02.240 Actually

00:18:03.080 I like

00:18:07.840 Donald Trump

00:18:08.400 I do

00:18:10.560 Because like

00:18:11.960 Even though

00:18:12.620 Everybody has

00:18:13.700 Stuff to say

00:18:14.220 About him

00:18:14.580 He never

00:18:14.860 Changes who

00:18:15.420 He is

00:18:15.920 Right

00:18:16.280 He doesn't

00:18:18.040 Compromise

00:18:18.420 Even though

00:18:18.700 His ways 0.99

00:18:19.880 Are fucked up 1.00

00:18:20.840 How are his ways 1.00

00:18:22.300 Fucked up 0.74

00:18:22.720 Like 1.00

00:18:23.980 With females 0.79

00:18:25.060 His

00:18:26.240 His like

00:18:27.140 The way

00:18:28.080 He deals

00:18:28.720 With women 0.51

00:18:29.180 Wait so you

00:18:29.740 Don't want me

00:18:30.060 To grab you 1.00

00:18:30.460 By the pussy 1.00

00:18:30.920 He did that 1.00

00:18:34.000 No

00:18:34.980 What is his

00:18:35.920 Problem with females 1.00

00:18:36.560 Besides like

00:18:37.240 Messing with the 0.64

00:18:37.900 Porn star once 0.70

00:18:38.540 And then she

00:18:39.020 Tried to

00:18:39.460 Chase clout forever

00:18:40.440 Oh I honestly

00:18:42.580 Don't really know

00:18:43.200 My facts

00:18:43.880 Like about what

00:18:44.580 He did

00:18:44.940 I just know

00:18:46.060 That

00:18:46.360 I don't know

00:18:47.380 But I heard

00:18:48.120 That like

00:18:48.960 He did things

00:18:49.700 With other females 0.99

00:18:50.380 That's all 1.00

00:18:51.060 The liberal garbage 1.00

00:18:51.980 Just don't believe 1.00

00:18:52.840 You can't believe

00:18:53.560 The he said

00:18:54.420 She said

00:18:55.040 Liberal said

00:18:55.580 You're right

00:18:56.000 They want you

00:18:56.620 To believe that nonsense

00:18:57.380 Yeah you

00:18:58.160 Can't buy that

00:18:59.000 Okay

00:19:00.720 So yeah

00:19:01.380 That's great

00:19:02.140 What do you think

00:19:03.260 About Joe Biden

00:19:03.780 I definitely think

00:19:06.240 He's a robot

00:19:06.860 Great 0.94

00:19:09.700 Stupendous 0.92

00:19:11.120 Stupendous 0.96

00:19:12.520 What do you think

00:19:12.920 About

00:19:13.240 I mean I don't

00:19:14.520 Really

00:19:14.720 Okay well so

00:19:16.020 No no

00:19:17.040 Ask

00:19:17.360 Ask

00:19:17.700 Ask

00:19:18.000 No I just

00:19:19.540 Want to

00:19:19.760 Like I just

00:19:20.180 Want to

00:19:20.540 Like get you

00:19:21.140 Pregnant 0.65

00:19:21.440 Like I'm

00:19:21.840 Already

00:19:22.060 Like I have

00:19:22.640 Nothing else

00:19:22.980 To ask

00:19:23.320 Like I think

00:19:23.640 We just

00:19:23.940 Like skip

00:19:24.400 The talking

00:19:24.840 And get

00:19:25.220 To the

00:19:25.600 Baby making

00:19:26.580 Like this

00:19:27.060 Is a waste

00:19:27.440 Of time

00:19:27.760 At this point

00:19:28.320 I mean

00:19:30.340 What's my

00:19:31.120 Name

00:19:31.320 Oh I

00:19:32.660 Told you

00:19:33.140 Nevaeh

00:19:34.260 Hmm

00:19:37.480 Um

00:19:38.940 Wait what

00:19:39.760 You don't know

00:19:39.860 How old I am

00:19:40.440 19

00:19:41.200 Oh

00:19:42.580 I don't know

00:19:44.560 Your name

00:19:45.040 Wait wait

00:19:49.800 I can't

00:19:50.200 See

00:19:50.360 Okay

00:19:52.900 It's

00:19:53.660 Nico

00:19:54.300 Sneeko 0.75

00:19:55.560 Yeah

00:19:55.780 But you can

00:19:56.620 Call me

00:19:56.820 Hubert

00:19:57.100 My real

00:19:57.760 Name is

00:19:58.020 Hubert

00:19:58.300 But you can

00:19:59.140 Call me

00:19:59.380 Hubie

00:19:59.640 Though

00:19:59.880 If you

00:20:00.780 Want to

00:20:01.100 I like

00:20:01.560 Hubie

00:20:01.840 Yeah

00:20:02.160 But soon

00:20:02.780 You'll call

00:20:03.000 Me hubby

00:20:03.460 I like

00:20:05.540 That too

00:20:05.900 So you

00:20:07.860 Want pasta

00:20:08.400 And impregnation

00:20:09.940 First date

00:20:10.380 I mean

00:20:13.980 If you

00:20:14.220 Can do

00:20:14.460 That

00:20:14.660 Yes

00:20:14.960 I will

00:20:17.040 Send you

00:20:17.700 I'm actually

00:20:18.040 Going to

00:20:18.200 Send you

00:20:18.420 A DM

00:20:18.680 Right now

00:20:19.180 So that

00:20:19.440 We can

00:20:19.760 Um

00:20:20.180 Just say

00:20:21.840 Hey

00:20:22.600 Wifey

00:20:23.120 You follow

00:20:23.560 Polo G 0.97

00:20:24.140 I do

00:20:26.340 We follow

00:20:27.180 We follow

00:20:28.020 Polo G 0.97

00:20:28.700 Polo G 0.97

00:20:30.820 Nipsey

00:20:32.620 Lil Dirk

00:20:33.560 And J.I.

00:20:34.800 So you like

00:20:35.120 Rappers

00:20:35.620 I do

00:20:36.680 Hmm

00:20:37.520 We can work

00:20:39.740 On that

00:20:40.100 So I just sent you

00:20:44.740 A DM

00:20:44.980 Can you respond

00:20:45.520 It with the heart

00:20:46.020 Of course

00:20:47.240 I got you right now

00:20:48.080 Or you could just

00:20:48.680 Respond

00:20:49.080 Like with some

00:20:49.740 Um

00:20:50.140 Some nice pictures

00:20:51.120 With some nice pictures

00:20:54.760 Yes

00:20:55.400 Okay then I'll do that

00:20:57.960 And then

00:20:58.700 Good girl

00:20:59.660 Let me get off

00:21:00.000 Good girl

00:21:01.400 It was great to meet you

00:21:02.540 It was great to meet you too 0.59

00:21:04.220 I'll impregnate you 0.99

00:21:04.960 See you soon 0.96

00:21:05.720 Okay

00:21:06.920 Bye

00:21:07.440 Woo

00:21:08.300 Monkey wifey 0.94

00:21:09.840 What's up chat

00:21:10.700 Yeah

00:21:11.340 I made up for that 0.99

00:21:12.260 Fucking 0.99

00:21:12.620 The catfish 1.00

00:21:13.540 Huh 0.99

00:21:13.780 Uh bitch 1.00

00:21:17.120 I ain't at my house 0.99

00:21:18.020 Huh

00:21:18.520 Huh

00:21:20.220 Who you talking to

00:21:21.500 Yeah

00:21:22.320 She's online

00:21:23.660 Okay

00:21:25.320 Not even

00:21:28.460 You look like you're three

00:21:30.280 Look at that W spam 0.85

00:21:33.620 That's what I'm talking about

00:21:34.840 How many times

00:21:36.000 Do you see a W spam

00:21:36.780 Like that 1.00

00:21:37.220 She fucks with Trump 1.00

00:21:38.640 She's on Vax 1.00

00:21:40.360 Two bodies

00:21:41.720 Fearing God

00:21:43.260 No Instagram

00:21:44.640 Bro

00:21:45.680 Every single

00:21:46.700 Every single

00:21:48.000 Except for the two bodies

00:21:50.480 A little bit

00:21:50.940 But I can definitely

00:21:51.680 Convert it to Islam 1.00

00:21:52.400 Like in a day

00:21:53.140 Like that would be

00:21:53.800 So she believes in one God

00:21:54.820 She doesn't believe in

00:21:55.440 Like the

00:21:55.860 Look at those W 1.00

00:21:57.320 That's what I'm talking about

00:21:57.940 Monkey wifey 0.94

00:21:58.560 Monkey

00:21:58.860 Hey 0.90

00:21:59.780 Is monkey wifey racist or no 1.00

00:22:01.400 Can we say that 0.90

00:22:03.480 Bro I'm not even gonna

00:22:04.380 Hey how you doing

00:22:04.960 Are you better than her

00:22:05.560 Okay bye

00:22:06.280 Alright chat

00:22:11.360 Uh

00:22:11.820 Comedy night time

00:22:12.740 Yo

00:22:13.600 When's the last time

00:22:14.420 You've seen

00:22:14.920 That many W spams 1.00

00:22:16.360 In my chat

00:22:16.760 Usually you guys

00:22:17.380 Are so mad

00:22:17.980 After the

00:22:18.880 The catfish

00:22:19.500 You guys were pissed

00:22:20.660 But that's what

00:22:22.380 I'm talking about

00:22:22.920 Why did the viewers

00:22:29.560 Shoot up

00:22:29.900 Did they put me 0.63

00:22:30.280 On the rumble

00:22:30.600 Home page or something

00:22:31.220 Or was it

00:22:33.120 Because I was

00:22:33.440 Cooking so much

00:22:33.960 With that riz

00:22:34.380 I was

00:22:35.440 Bro

00:22:35.840 Every single thing

00:22:37.120 Was hitting

00:22:37.640 All my

00:22:38.040 Even the watermelon joke

00:22:39.220 Everything

00:22:39.720 Worked

00:22:41.360 Huh

00:22:41.720 Huh

00:22:42.600 Gorilla wifey

00:22:45.700 Chat

00:22:45.920 What the 1.00

00:22:46.300 Fuck 1.00

SNEAKO - August 12, 2023

SNEAKO Finds a New Monkey Wife!

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