SNEAKO - May 23, 2025
SNEAKO Full Stream From May 20th 2025
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 5 minutes
Words per Minute
115.60686
Hate Speech Sentences
133
Summary
On this episode of , the boys are in Mallorca, Spain and no app is working right now, so they take a drive down to the beach to get some food and drink. They also get into a heated debate about who's more gay, and who's not gay.
Transcript
00:00:05.000
It gibi describes how many dogs if you're going to hang up and
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Like, yeah, that's not actually, that doesn't really matter.
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Okay, Bronson, just text me what the fuck the chat's saying.
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All right, I'm going to get a good photo of this one.
00:06:02.640
Even though they do eat a lot of McDonald's here, it's like something in the food.
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I need to tweet something to get people in here.
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I know Bronson is doing a couple tasks right now, but I need this done.
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Now, just do IRL in Mallorca, party.com, slash, let's just go.
00:07:17.180
Should I be making all these, uh, should I do all this shit, or?
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I've been here for so long, the last IRL I did here was like walking around with Neon.
00:11:39.800
I'm just trying to get some food, but I didn't even start the stream.
00:12:08.520
He's definitely not even going to slide me the at.
00:12:21.400
I'm just going to prop it up there so I don't have to adjust it too much.
00:12:27.400
Oh, they're probably checking the IG right now.
00:13:01.520
They're doing a play by play of the interaction.
00:13:05.380
Brian says tell them to follow you on Party next time.
00:13:13.020
I'm getting, like, it's getting, it's, dude, at this point, like, bro, you told us April.
00:13:19.360
It's going to be Pride Month before we get the Party app.
00:13:22.160
How am I going to tell them I want to say that?
00:13:29.500
Brian, once we get the app, I'm going to tell every bitch that comes up to me.
00:13:35.380
They're watching your Islamic videos, mashallah.
00:13:46.820
Their busted-ass internet isn't going to be able to download an app anyway.
00:13:51.140
Can we stream snipe you and give you aura points?
00:13:53.160
There's not, none of you are in Mallorca, so I don't know what the fuck.
00:13:56.520
But I'm saying there's a lot of bad things around.
00:14:03.460
She doesn't speak enough English and she's with her friends.
00:14:07.720
Brian, why do you, you got, you say that, you come in here and say the app is on your phone?
00:14:13.940
What does that do for me or for anyone watching this stream?
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I have some time to kill in between editing and filming.
00:14:33.940
I want to walk around the beach for a little bit.
00:14:48.780
Easy Johnny says, checkbox order, update the post, best possible post-promoted shoot.
00:15:01.480
All right, so you don't want me to get out of the car?
00:15:04.020
You guys will, you know, I could do a car stream.
00:15:10.880
Yeah, she does, but it's like, I'm already kind of bored of her.
00:15:13.620
This Spanish kid right in front of me keeps looking at me over here.
00:15:39.700
I'm from Colombia, but I live here on the island.
00:15:58.700
Wait, do you want to go on a, you see those three girls right there?
00:16:02.380
Yeah, see, one of them came over and gave me your Instagram.
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So, we could go on a double date right now if you want.
00:16:15.900
Well, this girl, you see the girl with the, no, with the blonde hair on the left.
00:16:45.600
No, they already came over and I gave them my Instagram already.
00:16:48.680
Okay, well, do you want them in the whip or what?
00:17:39.380
Can these other Spanish people get out of the way?
00:18:29.640
If this turns into a triple date, that's incredible.
00:19:42.160
I just, like, parked up and they came over to me.
00:20:27.980
But they're, like, the dirty bitches, you know?
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They have nice restaurants, so if you want to eat and that, it's pretty nice.
00:21:01.960
Hey, bro, well, how long are you staying here for?
00:21:15.160
On Friday, you go to Niagara Luke, and at midnight, bro, the clubs are active.
00:21:53.820
They're like, okay, I'm going to get out of here.
00:21:55.480
If I drive away right now, that's the most aura.
00:22:28.400
Did not expect them to get in the car, but bro looks like a drug dealer.
00:22:37.780
I do look like I'm serving Coke on the Mallorca strip.
00:22:44.240
But I kind of don't want to drive away to that spot.
00:23:00.540
But at the same time, enough aura was found right here.
00:23:45.920
Hope the connection doesn't fuck up on the drive.
00:24:39.260
Imagine your ex, face when you find, uh, you're not a threat.
00:24:59.320
You're not a threat, turn up a text, but I'm on time now.
00:25:35.960
It's always the weirdest thing trying to set it up in here.
00:25:44.520
Bronson should be uploading the full thing on X, that full phone call.
00:25:48.480
It would have been nice to have this video on there, but like I was saying yesterday on
00:25:54.380
stream, it's just, when you have like billionaires, they don't need to stream and they don't really
00:25:58.720
care to set up this board or put on a road mic.
00:26:21.220
Since I came here three, I've not explored enough.
00:26:23.780
Like I'm going to tell people in the future, yeah, I spent a month in Mallorca, Spain.
00:26:27.440
And I don't really have many stories from being outside here.
00:26:30.740
Like I can't really say that I've experienced it.
00:26:34.100
I've been all over Europe and I was able to get a good feel of the city in like two, three
00:26:40.180
I've been here for three weeks and I don't know shit about Mallorca.
00:26:48.260
And I kind of regret not going to Ibiza yesterday.
00:26:51.800
A bunch of people took a private jet to go to Ibiza and I stayed because I thought I was
00:26:55.660
going to stream with Ye and then he just didn't text me back and we didn't stream.
00:27:04.160
But I've been doing work and I, you know, I'm here to work and whatever.
00:27:07.760
It would have been, it would have been, it would have been cool.
00:27:12.760
And they jetted there and jetted back in one day.
00:27:20.580
Someone's wearing a Vulture, the Vulture merch right here.
00:27:43.900
Bro, why, why is Spotify playing out of my phone and not, there we go.
00:28:26.020
Your life ain't a change right now, Balenciaga for all your friends, Hermes for the argument.
00:28:33.740
Your life ain't a change right now, why you so scared that somebody find out?
00:28:39.700
I am a flex, imagine your ex, basically find out.
00:28:43.680
I am the best, you hit the top, wait till they find out.
00:28:47.680
He ain't had a threat, Xenima text, put him on time now.
00:28:50.020
Your life ain't a change right now, Balenciaga for all your friends, Hermes for the argument.
00:28:56.020
Your life ain't a change right now, no French friends around, I wouldn't be behind your back.
00:29:04.000
That's the new rule, rules are rules, I'm not now that when, if not me then who?
00:29:08.540
You're blacked at your page, you're missing for days, they know you with me.
00:29:12.240
You're blacked at your page, you're Swiss at your booze, they know you with me.
00:29:16.500
Swiss rolls are so weird sometimes, all these roundabouts.
00:29:24.180
Your life ain't a change right now, your life ain't a change right now.
00:30:01.040
I'm never nice in the meters, heaven's game when I get home.
00:30:03.880
Colored palace looking phantom, about to turn into a phantom.
00:30:08.760
She ain't happy with the other guy, had an argument the other night.
00:30:11.960
I ain't even get to apologize, while I'm in the meters looking discharge.
00:30:16.860
Don't care about a massage, looking at you through a fish shot.
00:30:21.300
I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired.
00:30:46.200
Like a nigger take a potty train, hourglass hot potty cane.
00:30:49.500
Choppin' down with the water now, know what I'm sayin'?
00:30:51.680
I'm tellin' you, pushin' peace, feel better in me?
00:31:01.620
If a f***er she gon' have a baby on the planet, let a fan be.
00:33:24.580
Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be superheroes when we finish this.
00:33:28.040
Pray for the innocent, the Ukraine and the citizens.
00:34:16.200
I want to eat something and walk on the beach for a bit.
00:34:48.440
You remember that ticket machine at the airport?
00:36:25.460
When I'm, like, focused and things are going on, I'm kind of stressing to pick them a lot.
00:36:32.760
Yeah, I know, but it's all, like, these nice restaurants over here.
00:36:38.520
I'm going to walk around a bit here, and I don't want to sit down for a while.
00:37:45.720
Brian, it'd be sick if we can get it so that you can see the chat on the screen.
00:38:08.220
That interaction over there really boosted my confidence.
00:38:10.860
And I feel like Updates is asleep, but we should get those super clippable.
00:38:20.060
Be able to see it on Prism so I don't need to have two phones out.
00:38:22.980
The fact that you guys are aware that comedy sisters in Spain is a sign of a recession, that's a recession indicator.
00:38:56.040
And here I come ruining it with my live stream.
00:39:12.760
One of these yachts have speakers that are loud enough.
00:39:22.460
I don't know if I'm allowed to walk here, but I'm going to do it anyway.
00:39:45.420
Whenever we show up at a hotel or a restaurant, they're like, get the fuck out.
00:39:51.000
We have to deal with enough in Madrid and London and Paris.
00:40:18.440
Tell me if it starts lagging so I don't walk too far down here.
00:40:20.700
Well, Casey Neistat still want to run with you.
00:40:26.860
I mean, texted him a little bit recently about it.
00:40:32.940
I'm going to have a Harvey Weinstein interview soon.
00:40:41.980
I saw Candace Owens' trailer for the Harvey Weinstein interview.
00:40:50.700
Don't show that interview to Ye because he's going to add free Harvey Weinstein to Cuck tomorrow.
00:41:06.200
Well, yeah, like when it drops, I'll watch it on stream tonight.
00:41:16.640
But I think Joe, in my opinion, I think Joe Rogan's nervous.
00:41:24.560
No, I think a lot of people should be locked up.
00:41:50.260
I really wanted to listen to Nitrous really fucking with my brain in the car right over here.
00:42:07.580
Actually, I think almost every one of these, there's so many German flags here.
00:42:21.720
And then there's a hundred niggas in a mansion blasting Heil Hitler.
00:42:52.720
That was a good suggestion from that little kid.
00:42:54.920
But I think I'm going to drive back to go to McDonald's.
00:43:02.280
Like I'm, I don't know why I listened to his recommendation.
00:43:06.300
But like I'm taking out a nice business meeting.
00:43:10.900
I just want to eat McDonald's and look at like, I want to eat McDonald's and look
00:43:20.320
I want to look at three whore Spanish whore titties and eat fries.
00:43:26.980
I don't need to have a classy lunch with whites.
00:43:35.440
That guy was just trying to impress me by saying the richest area.
00:43:40.940
He's like running away from that fucking baby tape thing forever.
00:44:41.020
You need to have raw sex and get chlamydia on a yacht.
00:44:44.460
And then there needs to be some Colombian strippers fighting on Instagram live.
00:45:08.000
Yeah, who the fuck am I going to eat with, bro?
00:45:13.220
I'm going to sit down with the girls at the restaurant.
00:45:30.200
Chat, do I look out of place holding up my phone on a tripod?
00:46:27.120
I'll do a quick drive in and then go back there to the McDonald's.
00:47:04.860
I don't know if I should, like, answer stuff like that.
00:47:35.660
Yeah, it would come here and then leave and go to KFC.
00:48:03.940
Yeah, I guess they're going to go out of business because a couple, like, schizo-lib Muslims and...
00:48:07.580
You know, because Frogan boycotted McDonald's after three years.
00:49:19.860
Turns off and they are gorging all the Big Macs
00:50:07.840
Actually, you know what fuck that guy's location is leaving
00:51:32.340
Everyone thinks it's so weird that I'm driving here
00:52:00.280
I think they think it's weird to drive in a different country
00:52:03.140
Because they're not used to the roads or something
00:52:08.640
Also, I'm beating the Asian allegations by doing
00:52:36.900
There's another editor that just came out here too
00:54:28.100
You been having a pack soon, she's getting rented
00:54:30.020
She didn't win black food, she was getting tinnit
00:56:44.000
I thought he was gonna be upset based off our previous interactions, but he wasn't.
00:56:48.660
Actually, I think that we had a good conversation.
00:56:51.160
He spoke briefly, and he thought what I'm doing is cool.
00:56:58.120
So, it's best, like, someone, you know, Steve is saying publicly, I'm unhappy.
00:57:05.220
Like, you know, let's just be cognizant of that.
00:57:19.880
Shout out to Steve Will Do It for reaching out.
00:57:48.120
Arab sent me something yesterday saying, Arab, and this guy Carlos in Dubai two years ago,
00:57:54.200
and YouTube just took it down for having me in it.
00:58:21.560
I was worrying that this is just like a boring car stream blasting music.
00:58:26.980
Have you noticed that as soon as the girls left, Brian, the CEO, left?
00:58:33.520
When the girls showed up, he was here gooning with the chat.
00:59:07.380
Wait, there's a fucking guy at their table now.
00:59:57.740
New York City, please go easy on this heart of mine.
01:00:47.160
I think I went here with Neon, like, three weeks ago.
01:02:14.940
And it feels like it's 2 in the afternoon right now.
01:02:54.020
But, yeah, I guess I'm going to listen to some chat incel that's never...
01:02:57.800
Like, anyone who says manicures are gay is just too poor to get them.
01:03:54.020
Around the world, the best McDonald's I've ever seen, I've been all over, is in Spain.
01:04:24.020
Bro, they got, okay, cherry tomatoes for shell.
01:07:59.280
But do you really trust McDonald's to get that?
01:08:04.700
Watch my car get declined for karma for not curing cancer at McDonald's for 10 cents of a euro.
01:09:34.160
No, like, we're just doing, like, art class, like...
01:09:38.720
You know, art class, or what's the art class about?
01:10:01.360
Bro, you might be the most chill guy in the first place.
01:10:38.260
You're in Spain with all the local food, and you get McDonald's.
01:11:39.200
I just wanted to support Israel and get the food responsible for it.
01:14:08.960
Young lean, so it's tell you to contact me, no.
01:16:09.540
I need to go to Magaluf tonight for the content, full of daddies.
01:16:29.540
I'm actually glad that I was ready to go home and have my flight booked.
01:16:33.540
Because now if I get fired, it's like, it hits less, you know?
01:17:09.540
Like that's, if I do get fired like two days after I was ready to leave, it's like, it doesn't
01:17:15.540
have the same impact as when I got fired three years ago.
01:17:19.540
I don't want to work directly with you anymore.
01:17:25.540
That happened, I was two weeks just to like Uber into my apartment, bummed out.
01:17:43.540
So, best memory so far in Spain, Piers Morgan, for sure.
01:17:52.540
Dude, where's my, can you give me the receipt for a week?
01:17:57.540
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:21:27.360
Oh, so they're playing Miami music in this game.
01:21:30.060
You thought that would be more authentic Spanish?
01:21:32.820
I noticed that when I went to Saint-Tropez, France with Arab last summer.
01:22:01.180
We wanted to McDonald's and there was just like an 8 out of 10 working at McDonald's.
01:23:33.020
Post a picture of McDonald's fries on her Instagram story.
01:23:53.980
I was hanging with Neon and the two filmers we were with.
01:24:04.400
And he stayed here for like three days and didn't do anything.
01:24:11.580
And one of the days we're all going out to eat.
01:24:17.740
And after I go to the front, I'm like, bro, people are drunk.
01:24:27.340
And I told Neon, like, no, Neon's like, wow, you're such a good guy.
01:24:33.680
So the good deed is pretty much evaporated now.
01:28:26.040
Let me check the car and I'm going to the beach.
01:28:55.120
I'm about to eat all the chippies and no one's getting none of my chippies.
01:30:55.380
As soon as I take a bite of his food, it's mission complete.
01:32:45.060
It's not just a conspiracy theory, the beef across the world is 100% better
01:33:18.080
This burger looks different, you can see some pink, it looks like actual meat, I swear.
01:33:42.340
It's a very traditional compliment, it's Konyo.
01:34:30.340
So, I saw you in Port Towers, and I was like, that's a beach away from me.
01:35:11.340
Um, I kind of want that water to be honest though.
01:35:24.340
So, I ran all the way from where you were before.
01:36:19.340
Spanish McDonald's are the best around the world.
01:36:48.340
I moved away from the big cities of London because the noise was getting too much.
01:36:54.340
And you know when people say, take 90 days out.
01:37:03.340
I went on every single rabbit hole that you could think of.
01:37:15.340
This was before I properly understood the power of Christ.
01:37:19.340
But it was a mix of rituals from all different types of beliefs and ideologies all together.
01:38:19.340
But you know what's the scariest thing about finding out the truth?
01:39:07.340
it was because a lot of it because I was too angry.
01:39:45.340
And it's nice to see people doing creative stuff in Mallorca.
01:40:42.340
Yeah, you should go back and get some chippies, bro.
01:44:44.340
I kind of want to leave the magician to have some mystery.
01:44:57.340
I'll be buying from the fruit of knowledge right now.
01:45:21.340
I was trying to get some questions for you guys,
01:45:30.340
I've been working on this for like 15 years bro.
01:45:41.340
but there's not many people who I can collaborate with.
01:46:34.040
I always get surprised when I get stream sniped
01:49:28.020
I'm going to have to review a video in a second.
01:49:40.020
Having a job is fun rather than just traveling, you know, for vacation purposes.
01:49:45.020
I was wondering if I preferred working or just traveling willy-nilly.
01:50:20.020
I hope my phone doesn't die before I get in the car and I didn't get towed.
01:53:31.200
I've re-edited the same video, like, 12 times now.
01:53:55.020
That's like, my point of view is you got to get stuff out.
01:53:58.760
With the way social media is now, especially if we're not streaming consistently, you got
01:54:04.980
You know, stuff has got to, social media moves fast and it needs positive content.
01:54:11.860
That's why I like the daily upload schedule for Project X because every day, like, you got
01:54:18.320
I like that routine because of how fast it moves.
01:54:21.960
Like, there's got to be some sort of balance because even if you're talking, you're yapping
01:54:25.820
What you talk about is kind of irrelevant after.
01:54:27.700
Like, if you wait on it more than a week, it's like, not even relevant anymore.
01:54:42.660
And it's a good balance because, of course, like, I've learned a lot.
01:54:45.340
I've been more cinematic out here and perfected my shots.
01:54:51.440
And, you know, I've gotten better for sure, but just my point of view, which I've been expressed
01:55:17.700
And, yes, I want to do the stream with yes, would be yes, but, you know, just got to
01:57:16.120
Yo, the IRL with Ibiza, with Moa Loa, Lola, and the private jet would have been hard.
01:58:06.100
You know who really bang except my nigga Chuck T.
01:58:12.360
That nigga called who's a single and said, ain't me.
01:58:15.300
You better have some paperwork to that shit fake tea.
01:58:18.220
Can't be rapping by no retin' that we can't read.
01:58:21.900
Do you like it when streamers have drivers and Sprinter vans or everything?
01:58:26.840
Do you prefer when it's just Sneeko cruising around and his Hellcat are a rent-y?
01:58:43.920
McDonald's and the beach sitting cross-legged on the stairs.
01:58:56.700
I can't think of another IRL streamer that would do that in New York and Spain and, like, act away.
01:59:03.840
And that's what I thought IRL streaming was about, was, like, you know, just capturing real-life moments.
01:59:10.360
I'm afraid of it, like, I'm going to piss you off for three.
02:00:15.460
Stop playing around and take this shit seriously
02:03:05.400
Tell my stomach we ain't never really been through it