SNEAKO - August 20, 2023


SNEAKO Gets Rejected By A Baddie On Monkey...

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Grinch Nunu Lizzo Cardi Chad Philly Plugerville Valorant Carlos Trump Biden Wendy Lulu Alea Beth
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Episode Stats


Length

33 minutes

Words per minute

151.33

Word count

5,038

Sentence count

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Harmful content

Misogyny

27

sentences flagged

Toxicity

123

sentences flagged

Hate speech

29

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Summary

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In this episode, we talk about fat dating, relationships, and the perils of being in a relationship with a fat person. We also talk about whether or not you should date someone of a larger weight, and what it means to be in a healthy relationship.

Transcript

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00:00:00 I'm gonna ask uh would you date a fat girl I like that question would you date it no no no 1.00
00:00:07 would you date a plus size because that's that's uh more undercover they're not gonna know 0.83
00:00:11 they're not gonna see the trap
00:00:13 Hey how you doing
00:00:19 hello would you uh can you hear me yeah yeah would you date a plus size man yeah uh how plus size
00:00:30 huh what like how plus size does it matter yeah I don't think it matters honestly doesn't matter
00:00:38 no it's all about personality do you think that uh in shape person would have a better personality 0.98
00:00:43 than uh whale fuck no fuck no I'm not even gonna lie no it seems like your friend disagrees a little 0.99
00:00:50 bit because like an in shape person has discipline right fat person has no self-control 0.99
00:00:57 are you streaming okay that's true are you you guys look like streamers are you streaming on twitch
00:01:03 no no well why do you look you're dressing you look like streamers though 0.99
00:01:08 wait hold on guys oh you mean hold on guys uh uh oh whoa yo women are terrible liars women are bad 1.00
00:01:22 people no no no no no no no no women are bad people I was honest I was honest I'm streaming 0.98
00:01:29 I'm not streaming I'm not streaming one second later who's the guys who's the guys
00:01:34 so women are bad people I'm not there's people in discord there's people on discord oh okay okay 1.00
00:01:43 not streaming I'm not streaming because they were like talking a lot so we were like okay
00:01:47 just literally muted them all right okay you're streaming in discord that's fine okay but uh what's
00:01:52 the fattest you would go fattest I honestly don't know I feel like um not too much because I don't
00:02:02 really want to be with someone like this is relationship wise right yeah and I want to be
00:02:05 with someone that's unhealthy because then what if something happens to him like you know health
00:02:10 wise right and so do you think fat person could be healthy yeah I think if they could if they wanted
00:02:17 to if they put the effort in to fix things yeah well I'm saying plus size so I'm assuming they're 0.97
00:02:21 already fat so you're gonna get into a relationship with an unhealthy person
00:02:24 you can't really choose who you like yeah but you can choose you get in a relationship with so
00:02:32 you should probably prioritize what's going to be an optimal relationship not just like oh my
00:02:36 feelings isn't that a better option but if they have a good personality doesn't mean you can like
00:02:43 work together with them and help them change if that's the case if they're too plus size or too big
00:02:47 then can't you just help them let's be honest though like okay because we have already established
00:02:51 that women are bad people if I if I if I like come up to the street and cat call you it's gonna be 1.00
00:02:57 way less creepy than like if a giant fat dude who watches anime all day is like and then he says the 0.71
00:03:01 same stuff that I said okay so you're laughing it's true everybody knows that meme of like unspoken 0.64
00:03:06 riz sexual harassment when a really like bad ugly guy says the same stuff that an attractive person
00:03:11 will say it's seen as creepy that's true okay I mean you got a point yeah okay okay you guys are
00:03:18 single you're not in a relationship I am oh you are a situationship oh what is it so you're getting 0.98
00:03:25 uh fucked no what does that mean she's in the talking stage yeah it's the talking stage we'll be 0.99
00:03:35 getting there damn oh so you haven't got uh fucked yet you're just like you're just no I haven't gotten 1.00
00:03:41 fucked yet oh good that's cool that's cool that's cool all right what about you in the middle how 1.00
00:03:44 long is uh how long is your relationship lasting so far um two and a half years wow when are you 0.98
00:03:49 gonna get married you like to put a ring on that two and a half years without commitment no there is
00:03:55 commitment we don't we don't need to get married like we're just taking our time what are you waiting
00:04:00 for um just financial and stable and then like yeah basically we're not ready for that no we just
00:04:10 not okay okay just waiting for the right time how long are you going to be in your situation ship
00:04:14 before you tell them like come on like look I'm worth it I'm like let's go speed it up three months
00:04:19 is my limit okay I gave him three months that's it we're at two months right now three three months
00:04:24 is my limit because by then you should know if you want to give somebody a chance or not like you
00:04:27 know for a relationship in my opinion I think you know within a week and a week what do you need
00:04:32 three months to figure out like what's your criteria for a relationship for me and to get to know
00:04:37 somebody what do you need to get to know like there's very personality more than the looks what's
00:04:42 going on personality oh okay so you don't like personality of course I like personality but just
00:04:48 like three months to figure out someone's personality we've been talking for three minutes and I
00:04:51 already feel like I know you guys I don't think that's how it works no you have to know someone
00:04:58 to like them like you can just dive into the relationship do you play Valorant well I played
00:05:05 yesterday those see I you know the funny thing I've never played that game I don't know what it is
00:05:09 but I know you play that for something like this the discord the conversation the way you're talking
00:05:13 the headphones the thing is I don't even know what that game is and I've just seen like you know I'm
00:05:20 putting the pieces together I'm stereotyping you and I was right like okay so but but you wouldn't
00:05:24 know that that was my first time playing it right that was your first time playing it yes okay but
00:05:30 it was yesterday it was yesterday okay I'm still taking that as a w all right um all right fine fine
00:05:36 all right and then you on the left you go to comic-con like dress-up conventions no absolutely not
00:05:43 absolutely not you've never been to an anime convention you've never been to no no no no no just
00:05:49 because I'm wearing the Grinch does not mean I go to anime conventions exactly you don't know
00:05:53 nothing no wait but so what type of uh gamer because you got to have like some nerd thing
00:05:59 about you Grinch girl what's that supposed to mean you're a little nerdy you watch shows a lot I'm a
00:06:05 gamer I'm a gamer no I don't watch shows sorry well okay I'm a gamer I game a lot yeah I game a lot
00:06:11 okay what what are you what are you playing that you're playing okay uh rocket league
00:06:17 no what do you play you never play that you had to guess
00:06:22 it's because I'm not a gamer and I don't know video games so that's not fair but fine um
00:06:28 how old are you guys 21 22 okay are you vaccinated no yes oh why why'd you get it because you're asian 1.00
00:06:40 are you whoa whoa whoa whoa what do you mean why I can say that I can I can make stare I could
00:06:47 stereotype okay I just um basically just wanted to get it because they said it lessens your chances
00:06:55 of dying do you regret it no no why did you uh Grinch girl why did you not get vaccinated
00:07:02 I'm not gonna lie I don't trust the government it's all a mirage
00:07:05 it's all a mirage okay your base simulation what what is your favorite conspiracy theory
00:07:11 everything's a simulation what is uh the conspiracy theory that you don't really tell people because
00:07:17 you don't want people to look at you weird everything's a simulation nah people that that's
00:07:23 a pretty standard one I just see I didn't look at you weird at that one all right what about you
00:07:28 what's something like you say the earth is flat the earth is flat huh see it worked it worked
00:07:35 got you got you got you okay how are you guys friends uh do you guys know each other you're just
00:07:40 like I had discord friends we've known each other for like what four years now I think
00:07:46 but we met online yeah yeah we met online and we just stayed friends after that yeah okay so
00:07:52 what do you do on monkey what do you what's your I'm coming on here asking about fat people what
00:07:56 what's your monkey talking about you know I mean that's something we're literally just on here just
00:08:02 to do it honestly just to do it yeah just for the fun of it yeah all right what's the who's the
00:08:07 most interesting person that you've come across so far besides me obviously 0.97
00:08:09 probably the person with the ashy ass just put it up in the camera what the he was just wiggling 0.97
00:08:15 and you haven't seen that yet you haven't seen that yet no no no I'm streaming I can't I can't 0.99
00:08:20 put ass on the screen I know I don't see that wait a minute you said you're streaming you said 0.66
00:08:26 you were streaming guys she caught me she caught me guys yeah I said that from the jump 1.00
00:08:30 and you said women were bad guys you said women were bad okay yeah yeah women are bad people 1.00
00:08:36 but no you can agree right what oh man you're the one who likes us come on now I mean you guys are
00:08:43 cool so far but women are uh bad people yeah I think people are bad we have different perspectives 1.00
00:08:49 wait so who do you think uh is a bad person like what's your description of a bad person
00:08:53 my mother I mean oh woman 0.96
00:08:56 what about you vaccinated asian person who's a bad person 1.00
00:09:06 um I can't really say like I guess someone who has a negative mindset then yeah like not like
00:09:15 just negative in general but you know what I mean like who wants to do something bad to a person
00:09:20 somebody who spreads negativity okay both of you are not religious
00:09:23 no I'm not a little bit it's a little bit so you have astrology stars stuff
00:09:30 so so what is a little bit no no no no no so what does that mean what does that mean a little
00:09:35 bit religious I mean like Christianity I'm gonna believe I'd rather believe in something rather 1.00
00:09:41 than nothing okay okay I do believe there is a higher up but exactly I'd rather believe in
00:09:45 something rather than nothing yeah okay cool all right what would you rate this um I'm losing
00:09:50 steam right now it was cooking for a while but I'm losing it so what would you rate this on a scale
00:09:53 one to ten rate what um I think two is fine I'm just kidding I'm kidding yo I'm kidding
00:10:01 women are bad people huh wow wow no no no no no no be honest be honest be honest be honest 1.00
00:10:08 one through ten it was it's a night for me it was pretty entertaining I would try to hit on you 0.84
00:10:14 but you have a good relationship going on um you're very beautiful what about Grinch girl uh one
00:10:18 one through ten what this yeah yeah I would say a nine nine and a half yeah nine are you wait so
00:10:27 you could probably uh ditch that situationship and uh I know you're lying no I'm loyal you're loyal
00:10:36 but you're not it's a situationship but I'm loyal how can you be loyal to the situationship I'm
00:10:39 gonna wife you up you're gonna you're gonna no no no no no no your man's decided he's not even 0.66
00:10:45 claiming you let me be the Lulu fair that's why women are bad people because you like being 1.00
00:10:51 delusional that's fine cool have a great night guys this was fun bye you too all right
00:10:56 hey I have been on monkey with him before you have I have would you date a plus size man 0.99
00:11:09 yes how plus size Broadway type of size okay I don't care about the hair opinion
00:11:22 your mama
00:11:28 hey how you doing hey what's good what's your name
00:11:36 uh you're my cut out can you say it one more time but when you say do you mind like
00:11:43 can you uh like let's stretch a little bit no it's like my back's a little like we can do some
00:11:50 yoga just like stretch it out ready one two three a shabby on shabby on wow uh how old are you you
00:12:01 unvaccinated hey mia
00:12:17 nothing's gonna top that first one that first one was
00:12:31 why are you making fun of me what I what did I do to you for you to make fun of me
00:12:39 why would you say I wasn't making fun of me you made him cry 0.99
00:12:46 yeah we are so sorry we are so sorry cry you loser 0.96
00:12:53 that was my brother I'm so sorry 0.77
00:12:58 well what's wrong
00:13:06 what what's wrong you look uh sad
00:13:09 I just got off work
00:13:11 what do you do
00:13:12 I work at Texas Roadhouse
00:13:15 oh you do you serve steaks to old people 0.53
00:13:17 that sounds exactly what it is
00:13:21 do people ever say weird stuff to you because you're the waitress
00:13:24 um no they look at me or like if I don't seat them in the place they want to be seen it
00:13:31 they get mad
00:13:32 what is it what was the weirdest interaction you had with somebody in the restaurant
00:13:36 um okay so a Hispanic guy asking like no offense on Hispanic but like just trying to describe him
00:13:44 what no that's okay build the wall
00:13:48 sorry oh no what were you saying
00:13:49 okay and he doesn't speak English
00:13:53 so he was like he was translating he like walked up to me with the Google Translator
00:14:00 and asked me out
00:14:01 oh
00:14:02 you said no you said no senior order
00:14:06 it's like it's complicated
00:14:08 why is it complicated
00:14:09 because like how am I supposed to learn Spanish
00:14:14 like how are we supposed to understand each other
00:14:16 Google Translate
00:14:17 you've never been on a Google Translate date
00:14:20 no
00:14:21 I've been on a few it's kind of fun
00:14:24 it actually lowers a lot of the anxiety because
00:14:26 you don't have to talk about nonsense the whole time right
00:14:28 you're just it's slower
00:14:29 you have to be more decisive about everything you say
00:14:31 you're typing out sentences
00:14:32 it's more specific
00:14:33 am I on YouTube
00:14:33 no you're not
00:14:35 voila you're not I swear to god you're not
00:14:37 I swear to god you're not
00:14:38 how old are you
00:14:40 am I on a Y
00:14:40 uh no you're on Rumble
00:14:42 how old are you
00:14:42 I was born in 2001
00:14:45 why did you say your birth year instead of how old you are
00:14:48 what
00:14:49 math math math
00:14:50 um okay
00:14:51 uh cool
00:14:52 wait um
00:14:53 are you from Texas
00:14:53 no I'm from Baltimore
00:14:55 oh Baltimore
00:14:56 I see it now
00:14:56 yeah
00:14:57 um
00:14:57 are you vaccinated
00:14:59 vaccinated no
00:15:01 good good
00:15:02 wait so let me ask you a question
00:15:03 would you date a plus size man
00:15:04 yeah it doesn't matter
00:15:07 it doesn't matter
00:15:08 no
00:15:09 like how plus size would you go
00:15:11 it doesn't matter
00:15:14 as long as their personality is good
00:15:15 so you would date male Lizzo 1.00
00:15:17 who the fuck is that 1.00
00:15:19 Lizzo but a dude 1.00
00:15:20 oh
00:15:22 I mean he was nice
00:15:24 really
00:15:25 he had everything I wanted
00:15:26 what's everything you want
00:15:28 like a good personality
00:15:30 loyal
00:15:31 honest
00:15:31 communication
00:15:33 um
00:15:35 be there
00:15:36 before each other
00:15:37 when things are low
00:15:39 or when you feel bad
00:15:40 or
00:15:41 one thing about me
00:15:42 is that I like to talk about
00:15:43 how I feel right then and there
00:15:45 so be able to communicate
00:15:46 like
00:15:47 right on time
00:15:48 understandable
00:15:49 but have you ever seen that meme
00:15:51 where it says
00:15:51 unspoken riz
00:15:52 versus sexual harassment
00:15:53 well they'll show like
00:15:54 a guy like me
00:15:55 and it's like
00:15:56 uh
00:15:58 it's unspoken riz
00:15:58 but then sexual harassment
00:16:00 is like
00:16:00 it's like this creepy
00:16:01 looking weird guy
00:16:02 do you think that guys
00:16:03 can say the same things
00:16:04 say
00:16:04 I came up to you
00:16:06 you know Carlos
00:16:06 I just hope it's up to the wall
00:16:07 I don't speak any English
00:16:08 and I go
00:16:09 hey white girl 1.00
00:16:10 and I type uh
00:16:11 would you go out with me
00:16:12 google translate
00:16:13 are you still saying no
00:16:13 yes
00:16:16 what
00:16:17 why
00:16:17 because I gotta get to know you
00:16:22 you can't just ask me out
00:16:24 right then and there
00:16:25 okay
00:16:26 when's the last time
00:16:27 you said yes to a date
00:16:27 yes to a date
00:16:29 yeah
00:16:30 never
00:16:31 wait
00:16:33 so you're a virgin
00:16:34 no
00:16:35 huh
00:16:36 okay
00:16:36 okay
00:16:37 no
00:16:37 I'm not
00:16:38 I have
00:16:40 I have
00:16:40 one person
00:16:41 but like
00:16:42 that's over
00:16:42 wait
00:16:43 but you never
00:16:44 went on a date
00:16:44 but you have a body
00:16:45 yeah
00:16:46 how did
00:16:47 that happen
00:16:48 it was when
00:16:50 I was in high school
00:16:51 bro
00:16:51 what do you mean bro
00:16:54 it's uh
00:16:54 can I hear the story
00:16:55 no
00:16:57 wait
00:16:58 wait
00:16:59 so now
00:16:59 in high school
00:17:00 you caught a body
00:17:00 you didn't even
00:17:01 go on a date
00:17:02 you went to the
00:17:03 locker room
00:17:03 you went in the
00:17:04 stands during the
00:17:05 football game 1.00
00:17:06 you were fucking 1.00
00:17:06 under the bleachers 1.00
00:17:07 come on
00:17:08 Leia
00:17:08 why would you
00:17:11 do that
00:17:12 no
00:17:13 it wasn't
00:17:14 at school
00:17:15 oh
00:17:16 it was after
00:17:17 school
00:17:17 in the parking
00:17:18 lot
00:17:18 it was in his
00:17:19 mom's car
00:17:20 oh
00:17:20 yo 1.00
00:17:23 you're a nasty 1.00
00:17:24 girl 1.00
00:17:24 wait
00:17:25 that's where you
00:17:25 lost your virginity 0.98
00:17:26 you're freaky 0.75
00:17:27 with it
00:17:27 hey
00:17:28 now they understand
00:17:29 well okay
00:17:29 um
00:17:30 so what did you
00:17:31 learn from
00:17:31 you wouldn't do that
00:17:32 again though
00:17:33 because we were
00:17:35 dating for three
00:17:36 years
00:17:37 so like
00:17:38 I thought it was
00:17:38 something
00:17:39 and then it
00:17:40 wasn't
00:17:41 and then
00:17:42 what do you mean
00:17:44 you thought it was
00:17:45 something and it
00:17:45 wasn't
00:17:46 because I got
00:17:47 bored
00:17:47 you got bored
00:17:49 like as soon as
00:17:50 you went
00:17:50 no he did
00:17:51 he got bored
00:17:52 and he cheated
00:17:52 on me
00:17:53 oh
00:17:53 yeah
00:17:54 with a freshman
00:17:56 with the younger
00:17:57 girl 0.91
00:17:58 wow 1.00
00:18:01 you're a big butt 0.99
00:18:02 though 0.99
00:18:02 she was bad 0.99
00:18:03 she had a big butt 1.00
00:18:04 I mean I don't care 0.99
00:18:05 would you do with
00:18:06 like in hindsight
00:18:08 would you have done
00:18:08 a threesome
00:18:08 no 0.99
00:18:10 but she had a big butt 1.00
00:18:11 no 0.99
00:18:12 imagine you 1.00
00:18:16 sucking dick 1.00
00:18:17 no 1.00
00:18:19 exactly
00:18:20 that's what I'm saying
00:18:21 but you don't need to do
00:18:23 that you can just like
00:18:23 kiss her
00:18:23 you want to kiss a girl 0.99
00:18:24 no
00:18:25 that's good
00:18:26 that's good
00:18:27 you believe in Jesus
00:18:28 I do
00:18:30 that's good
00:18:30 that's good
00:18:31 so what are you looking for
00:18:32 in your next relationship 1.00
00:18:32 so you got fucked 1.00
00:18:34 in your mom 1.00
00:18:34 in your friend's mom's car
00:18:36 no your boy
00:18:37 so what are you looking for
00:18:38 going forward
00:18:39 not my mom's car
00:18:40 my car
00:18:40 right right
00:18:41 oh I thought it was your
00:18:42 friend's mom's car
00:18:43 no
00:18:44 my boyfriend's mom's car
00:18:46 your boyfriend's mom's car 1.00
00:18:47 so you got fucked 0.99
00:18:47 in a mom's car 1.00
00:18:49 and she was in there 0.99
00:18:50 why
00:19:02 I was all the way in the back
00:19:05 she couldn't see anything
00:19:06 did she know it was happening
00:19:08 no
00:19:09 yes she did
00:19:11 no she did not
00:19:13 where were you going
00:19:14 ocean city
00:19:16 I don't
00:19:18 how is that even like
00:19:21 logistically possible
00:19:23 because it is
00:19:25 you got to explain
00:19:27 how is this
00:19:27 so she's driving 0.85
00:19:28 you guys are
00:19:29 it's a minivan
00:19:30 you're in the third row
00:19:31 yes
00:19:33 no it's not a minivan
00:19:34 it was an Ultima
00:19:35 you were in a sedan
00:19:36 in the
00:19:37 she knew
00:19:38 you know she knew right
00:19:39 no she did not
00:19:43 because if she did
00:19:46 she'd say something
00:19:47 or she was so disturbed
00:19:49 seeing her son 1.00
00:19:50 fuck 1.00
00:19:50 and girl 1.00
00:19:53 and she just let it happen
00:19:54 or she was really proud
00:19:55 look at my son 1.00
00:19:55 fucking 1.00
00:19:56 Alea 1.00
00:19:58 wow
00:19:58 okay
00:19:58 story time now
00:20:01 you give me all the details
00:20:02 please story time
00:20:03 no
00:20:06 you pretty much said the story
00:20:08 you're driving to ocean city
00:20:09 you're getting feeling freaky
00:20:10 in the backseat
00:20:10 mommy's driving
00:20:12 she's
00:20:13 you realize
00:20:14 I think
00:20:14 I think
00:20:15 I think my one leg
00:20:17 was like this
00:20:18 and the other leg 0.81
00:20:20 was like this
00:20:21 and like
00:20:22 he just went for it
00:20:23 I was like
00:20:23 I can't
00:20:24 was there a blanket
00:20:26 yeah
00:20:28 yo
00:20:29 you had your leg up
00:20:30 on the roof of the car
00:20:31 oh my god
00:20:36 she had a no
00:20:37 she did no
00:20:38 she did
00:20:39 wait
00:20:41 and you were silent
00:20:43 the whole time
00:20:43 like serial killers
00:20:44 yeah
00:20:45 I was like
00:20:45 yo
00:20:50 you freaky as hell 0.94
00:20:51 I ain't gonna lie 0.98
00:20:52 yo
00:20:56 yo
00:20:57 they can't handle me
00:21:02 they can't handle me
00:21:04 you don't think I can handle you
00:21:05 no
00:21:06 why not
00:21:06 cause you won't last long
00:21:08 why you say that
00:21:09 because
00:21:10 because he didn't last long
00:21:12 I only had one person enter
00:21:13 it's not raggedy
00:21:13 what's your number
00:21:22 24
00:21:27 okay
00:21:28 wait
00:21:28 don't say the rest
00:21:29 um
00:21:30 ready to say the rest
00:21:32 can you see
00:21:39 I thought that was a joke
00:21:40 I'm the monco
00:21:45 monco
00:21:46 hi
00:21:47 oh
00:21:48 how you doing
00:21:49 good
00:21:51 what's
00:22:01 uh
00:22:02 wrong
00:22:03 Chad I want to recover
00:22:06 after that 0.99
00:22:07 I can't even fucking 0.94
00:22:08 like 0.94
00:22:08 I just
00:22:09 how do you go to the next
00:22:10 conversation after that
00:22:11 that was your teacher
00:22:18 by the way
00:22:19 what do you mean
00:22:19 that wasn't
00:22:19 there was a teacher
00:22:20 what a story
00:22:20 clip that
00:22:21 clip that
00:22:21 clip that
00:22:21 clip that for monkey
00:22:22 clip that monkey 1.00
00:22:23 bro
00:22:23 that was
00:22:23 that was so good
00:22:24 someone clip that 0.94
00:22:25 that white girl 1.00
00:22:26 hey
00:22:26 whoa
00:22:27 hey
00:22:29 what'd you date 0.99
00:22:29 a fat person 0.99
00:22:30 what's up bro 0.99
00:22:31 yeah
00:22:32 you doing 0.91
00:22:32 how fat 0.93
00:22:33 bro 0.99
00:22:33 you screaming
00:22:34 nah I'm not
00:22:34 I'm just showing
00:22:35 like a fit fat 0.81
00:22:36 a thick fat 0.96
00:22:37 like a thick dude 0.99
00:22:38 a fit fat person 0.68
00:22:40 what is a fit fat person
00:22:43 like a football
00:22:44 a football player
00:22:45 and he's like really big
00:22:47 but like he's muscular
00:22:48 so not a fat person
00:22:49 no 0.69
00:22:51 you can be fat
00:22:52 and thick 0.50
00:22:53 are you talking about
00:22:54 like ESTG 1.00
00:22:55 oh shit 1.00
00:22:56 what the 1.00
00:22:58 hey
00:23:03 hey hey hey
00:23:04 what you doing
00:23:06 not much
00:23:07 would you date
00:23:08 a plus size man
00:23:09 huh
00:23:10 would you date
00:23:11 a plus size man
00:23:12 um
00:23:13 I don't know
00:23:15 because I'm big myself
00:23:16 two big people
00:23:16 don't go together
00:23:17 what
00:23:18 what you mean
00:23:19 you make like
00:23:19 a one big burger
00:23:20 I don't know
00:23:22 you're like a 0.99
00:23:23 double crappy patty 1.00
00:23:23 no
00:23:25 no
00:23:25 uh so
00:23:26 no no no
00:23:27 okay I'll take it back
00:23:29 I wouldn't knock it
00:23:30 until I try it
00:23:30 so
00:23:31 so what's your type
00:23:32 I don't know
00:23:32 um
00:23:35 I like me a little
00:23:36 skinny dreadhead
00:23:37 dreadhead
00:23:39 okay so you
00:23:40 you want like
00:23:40 a playboy cardi
00:23:41 yeah
00:23:43 yeah
00:23:44 okay
00:23:44 you don't think
00:23:45 that those
00:23:46 that type is a little
00:23:46 bit zesty
00:23:47 they kind of like
00:23:48 shlag
00:23:48 like it's a little 1.00
00:23:49 fucking 1.00
00:23:49 shlag 1.00
00:23:51 no I like
00:23:52 a dreadhead for me
00:23:54 I don't even know
00:23:55 why would you
00:23:57 skip me after that
00:23:58 I don't know
00:23:59 why you see me
00:24:00 I don't take too much
00:24:00 off
00:24:01 Skyler how you doing
00:24:02 alright
00:24:04 cool
00:24:06 hey
00:24:07 hi
00:24:08 oh your name is
00:24:10 hey
00:24:10 where you from
00:24:11 Philly
00:24:11 Plugerville
00:24:12 where is that
00:24:13 oh
00:24:14 in
00:24:15 Atlanta
00:24:16 Atlanta
00:24:17 would you date
00:24:18 a plus size man
00:24:19 hmm
00:24:20 would you date
00:24:21 a plus size man
00:24:22 nope
00:24:23 why
00:24:24 cause they're big
00:24:27 they're too big
00:24:28 you from Atlanta
00:24:29 I can hear your lean
00:24:30 swirling around
00:24:30 on the mic
00:24:31 it's not lean
00:24:33 what is it
00:24:36 Sprite
00:24:36 that's the first
00:24:39 step right
00:24:39 I like your laugh
00:24:43 hey are you single
00:24:43 yeah
00:24:45 oh you are
00:24:46 and you know
00:24:46 I'm kind of skinny
00:24:47 myself so
00:24:48 you're not plus size
00:24:50 I'm not what
00:24:51 you're not plus size
00:24:53 I'm not plus size
00:24:54 I'm your size
00:24:55 how you know
00:24:57 I'm not big
00:24:57 come on
00:24:58 I can see your face
00:24:59 you have a
00:24:59 the small chin
00:25:00 are you big
00:25:01 am I big
00:25:03 yeah I'm pretty big
00:25:04 really
00:25:05 how much you weigh
00:25:06 500
00:25:07 what the
00:25:08 how old are you
00:25:09 I'm kidding bro
00:25:12 I'm kidding
00:25:12 alright
00:25:13 you call me bro
00:25:13 you call me daddy
00:25:14 but how old are you
00:25:16 I'm 50
00:25:19 teen or 50
00:25:22 D
00:25:23 50
00:25:23 I'm 50
00:25:24 okay
00:25:25 you 50
00:25:25 do you want to see
00:25:26 my D
00:25:27 you're not fat
00:25:31 look at you 0.93
00:25:32 I am fat 0.99
00:25:34 stop lying
00:25:35 why is
00:25:37 a girl like you
00:25:38 single
00:25:38 yeah slurp that 0.99
00:25:41 Sprite
00:25:41 uh-uh
00:25:43 nope
00:25:44 huh
00:25:44 what
00:25:45 yeah skimmy
00:25:48 I know you want to
00:25:48 I know you
00:25:49 okay skimmy
00:25:49 fine
00:25:50 bye
00:25:50 no I keep talking
00:25:53 wait so uh
00:25:54 are you vaccinated
00:25:55 am I what
00:25:57 are you vaccinated
00:25:58 like corona
00:26:01 vaccine
00:26:02 yeah
00:26:04 man
00:26:05 and you got me
00:26:07 all that slurp 0.86
00:26:08 in the Sprite
00:26:08 thing really got
00:26:09 me going and
00:26:09 now you vaccinated
00:26:10 you ruined it
00:26:11 oh man
00:26:11 hey so uh
00:26:13 take it easy
00:26:13 ew
00:26:14 vaccine
00:26:16 bleh
00:26:16 well you're
00:26:20 that one
00:26:21 YouTuber
00:26:22 no
00:26:23 yes
00:26:24 no
00:26:25 yes
00:26:26 no
00:26:27 yes
00:26:28 no
00:26:29 no
00:26:30 no you for
00:26:30 for real
00:26:31 y'all not like
00:26:32 that
00:26:32 I'm not
00:26:34 I've been
00:26:34 bad on
00:26:35 I've been
00:26:35 bad on YouTube
00:26:36 for almost a
00:26:36 year you know
00:26:37 that
00:26:37 yeah he's
00:26:38 funny I
00:26:39 like him
00:26:39 he's really
00:26:40 funny
00:26:40 oh how
00:26:40 do you
00:26:41 I'm under
00:26:43 age
00:26:43 yeah
00:26:45 you for
00:26:45 crying
00:26:46 no
00:26:47 how under
00:26:50 age though
00:26:50 oh
00:26:51 oh
00:26:52 Nunu
00:26:56 do you want
00:26:56 a Nunu
00:26:57 man
00:26:57 how old
00:27:05 do you
00:27:06 19
00:27:08 19
00:27:08 would you date
00:27:09 a plus-sized
00:27:10 man Nunu
00:27:10 huh
00:27:11 would you date
00:27:12 a plus-sized
00:27:13 man
00:27:13 ain't nothing
00:27:18 wrong with
00:27:19 big boys
00:27:20 big boys
00:27:21 how big
00:27:22 though
00:27:22 huh
00:27:23 how big
00:27:24 how big
00:27:25 yeah
00:27:26 so you like
00:27:30 big boys
00:27:31 I mean no
00:27:33 but I'm saying
00:27:34 ain't nothing
00:27:34 wrong with
00:27:35 a big dude
00:27:37 do you want
00:27:38 to see my
00:27:38 big boy
00:27:39 oh
00:27:42 you didn't
00:27:43 leave
00:27:44 oh
00:27:44 oh
00:27:45 you kind
00:27:45 of
00:27:45 are you ready
00:27:46 to go
00:27:46 hey
00:27:47 Nunu
00:27:47 um
00:27:48 so
00:27:48 are you
00:27:49 single
00:27:49 do you
00:27:54 be doing
00:27:54 this with
00:27:55 every female
00:27:55 on here
00:27:56 no
00:27:56 just you
00:27:57 don't be
00:27:59 lying to
00:27:59 me
00:27:59 no
00:28:00 no
00:28:00 this is
00:28:00 the first
00:28:01 time I've
00:28:01 ever done
00:28:01 that
00:28:01 sorry
00:28:01 we got
00:28:02 up on
00:28:02 the wrong
00:28:03 foot
00:28:03 I got
00:28:03 you're
00:28:04 just
00:28:04 very
00:28:04 attractive
00:28:04 I just
00:28:05 kind of
00:28:05 get nervous
00:28:06 when I
00:28:06 talk to
00:28:06 attractive
00:28:07 girls 0.98
00:28:07 I'm
00:28:08 sorry
00:28:08 are you
00:28:10 like a
00:28:10 streamer
00:28:11 no
00:28:11 your
00:28:12 smoke
00:28:12 detector
00:28:13 went
00:28:13 chirp
00:28:13 but
00:28:13 not
00:28:14 are you
00:28:15 what do
00:28:15 you
00:28:15 do
00:28:15 I'm
00:28:20 chilling
00:28:20 why do
00:28:21 you look
00:28:21 so scared
00:28:22 because
00:28:23 I
00:28:23 kind
00:28:23 of
00:28:23 am
00:28:24 but
00:28:25 you
00:28:25 kind
00:28:26 of
00:28:26 hey
00:28:27 but
00:28:27 can I
00:28:28 ask
00:28:28 you
00:28:28 do
00:28:28 you
00:28:28 like
00:28:28 Trump
00:28:29 or
00:28:29 Biden
00:28:29 why
00:28:32 you
00:28:32 look
00:28:32 so
00:28:33 scared
00:28:33 of
00:28:33 my
00:28:33 question
00:28:33 I'm
00:28:33 just
00:28:33 trying
00:28:34 to
00:28:34 talk
00:28:34 to
00:28:34 you
00:28:34 tell
00:28:35 me
00:28:35 what
00:28:35 you
00:28:35 did
00:28:36 today
00:28:36 tell
00:28:36 me
00:28:36 what
00:28:36 we
00:28:37 saw it
00:28:37 on
00:28:37 the
00:28:37 wrong
00:28:38 note
00:28:38 I
00:28:38 almost
00:28:39 really
00:28:39 whipped
00:28:39 out
00:28:40 my
00:28:40 big
00:28:40 board
00:28:40 for
00:28:40 you
00:28:40 just
00:28:41 how
00:28:41 was
00:28:41 your
00:28:41 day
00:28:41 my
00:28:44 day
00:28:44 was
00:28:44 fine
00:28:45 I'm
00:28:45 just
00:28:45 getting
00:28:46 off
00:28:46 of
00:28:46 work
00:28:47 what
00:28:47 do
00:28:47 you
00:28:47 do
00:28:48 I
00:28:50 work
00:28:51 two
00:28:51 jobs
00:28:51 I
00:28:51 work
00:28:52 at
00:28:52 a
00:28:52 Wendy's
00:28:53 and
00:28:53 I
00:28:53 go
00:28:53 to
00:28:54 college
00:28:54 for
00:28:55 law
00:28:55 can I
00:28:57 ask
00:28:57 you
00:28:57 a
00:28:57 question
00:28:57 so
00:28:57 you're
00:28:58 extremely
00:28:58 beautiful
00:28:58 how
00:28:59 much
00:28:59 do
00:28:59 you
00:28:59 think
00:29:00 about
00:29:00 starting
00:29:00 an
00:29:00 OnlyFans
00:29:01 and
00:29:01 quitting
00:29:01 your
00:29:01 Wendy's
00:29:02 job
00:29:02 never
00:29:05 I
00:29:06 like
00:29:06 you
00:29:06 that's
00:29:07 so
00:29:08 you
00:29:08 have
00:29:08 your
00:29:08 soul
00:29:08 intact
00:29:09 you
00:29:09 go
00:29:09 to
00:29:09 church
00:29:09 right
00:29:09 yes
00:29:10 every
00:29:11 Sunday
00:29:11 every
00:29:12 Sunday
00:29:12 that's
00:29:13 great
00:29:13 well
00:29:14 are you
00:29:14 vaccinated
00:29:14 no
00:29:17 I
00:29:20 don't
00:29:20 I
00:29:20 don't
00:29:20 get
00:29:20 all
00:29:20 them
00:29:21 vaccines
00:29:22 I
00:29:22 don't
00:29:22 get
00:29:22 all
00:29:22 them 0.90
00:29:22 shots
00:29:23 I
00:29:23 don't
00:29:24 I
00:29:24 don't
00:29:24 do
00:29:24 none
00:29:25 of
00:29:25 that
00:29:25 government
00:29:25 governmental 1.00
00:29:26 shit 1.00
00:29:27 it's 1.00
00:29:28 just
00:29:28 you
00:29:28 know
00:29:28 because
00:29:29 I'm
00:29:29 Puerto
00:29:29 weekend
00:29:30 my
00:29:33 mother
00:29:33 doesn't
00:29:34 play
00:29:34 that 1.00
00:29:34 shit 1.00
00:29:34 wow 1.00
00:29:37 I
00:29:38 am
00:29:38 you're
00:29:40 making
00:29:40 me 0.98
00:29:40 horny
00:29:40 so
00:29:41 what
00:29:42 is
00:29:42 your
00:29:42 what's
00:29:43 your
00:29:43 dream
00:29:43 man
00:29:44 what
00:29:48 is
00:29:48 someone
00:29:48 gonna
00:29:48 be
00:29:49 scared
00:29:49 okay
00:29:49 just
00:29:49 that
00:29:50 dream
00:29:50 man
00:29:50 let's
00:29:51 dial it
00:29:51 back
00:29:51 dial it
00:29:51 back
00:29:52 what
00:29:52 are
00:29:52 your
00:29:52 criteria
00:29:53 for
00:29:54 a
00:29:55 man
00:29:55 to
00:29:55 be
00:29:55 in
00:29:55 a
00:29:56 relationship
00:29:56 with
00:29:56 a
00:29:56 beautiful
00:29:57 unvaccinated
00:29:58 god-fearing 0.97
00:29:59 racist 1.00
00:29:59 woman 0.99
00:30:00 like
00:30:00 you
00:30:00 a 0.99
00:30:01 racist 0.99
00:30:02 you're
00:30:02 not
00:30:02 racist
00:30:03 why
00:30:05 would
00:30:05 I
00:30:05 be
00:30:05 racist
00:30:06 okay
00:30:06 besides
00:30:07 that
00:30:07 what
00:30:07 does
00:30:08 a
00:30:08 man
00:30:08 I
00:30:09 know
00:30:09 I
00:30:10 we
00:30:11 got off
00:30:11 on the
00:30:11 wrong
00:30:11 foot
00:30:11 I'm
00:30:11 just
00:30:12 like
00:30:12 I
00:30:12 was
00:30:13 just
00:30:13 hoping
00:30:13 I
00:30:14 was
00:30:14 just
00:30:14 hoping
00:30:14 let me
00:30:15 talk
00:30:15 you can
00:30:16 talk if
00:30:16 you want
00:30:17 to talk
00:30:17 okay
00:30:18 because what's
00:30:18 really going on
00:30:19 you sound like
00:30:21 about somebody's
00:30:22 racist
00:30:22 racist 1.00
00:30:22 I am black
00:30:23 I am black and
00:30:24 I am black
00:30:24 and Hispanic
00:30:25 I
00:30:26 ain't no
00:30:27 racist
00:30:27 in me
00:30:28 when did
00:30:31 you just
00:30:31 sound like
00:30:31 Cardi B
00:30:32 out of
00:30:32 nowhere
00:30:32 I'm
00:30:33 from
00:30:33 the
00:30:34 Bronx 0.68
00:30:34 New York
00:30:34 and you
00:30:35 got me
00:30:35 tight
00:30:35 now
00:30:36 you
00:30:36 tight
00:30:36 yeah
00:30:37 so
00:30:38 what's
00:30:38 up
00:30:38 you
00:30:38 want
00:30:38 to
00:30:38 get
00:30:38 it
00:30:38 on
00:30:39 no
00:30:41 we
00:30:41 can
00:30:41 really
00:30:41 get
00:30:42 it
00:30:42 on
00:30:42 you
00:30:42 want
00:30:42 to
00:30:42 step
00:30:42 outside
00:30:43 what's
00:30:44 up
00:30:44 let's
00:30:44 go
00:30:45 hey
00:30:48 so
00:30:49 tell me
00:30:50 though
00:30:50 what does
00:30:50 a man
00:30:50 have to
00:30:50 do
00:30:51 to
00:30:51 end up
00:30:52 with
00:30:52 a
00:30:52 beautiful
00:30:53 Cardi B
00:30:54 like you
00:30:54 do you
00:30:59 do this
00:31:00 every day
00:31:00 nah
00:31:01 it's
00:31:01 first
00:31:01 I'm
00:31:01 nervous
00:31:02 you're
00:31:02 very
00:31:03 beautiful
00:31:03 thank
00:31:08 you
00:31:08 you
00:31:10 want
00:31:10 to
00:31:11 go
00:31:11 on a
00:31:11 date
00:31:11 can
00:31:11 we
00:31:11 go
00:31:11 on
00:31:11 a
00:31:11 date
00:31:11 yeah
00:31:14 let's
00:31:16 go
00:31:16 mini
00:31:16 golfing
00:31:17 because
00:31:17 then
00:31:17 you're
00:31:17 going to
00:31:17 start
00:31:17 golfing
00:31:18 and
00:31:18 then
00:31:18 your
00:31:19 form
00:31:19 is
00:31:19 going
00:31:19 to
00:31:19 be
00:31:19 bad
00:31:19 and
00:31:20 I
00:31:20 can
00:31:20 teach
00:31:21 you
00:31:21 the
00:31:21 form
00:31:21 like
00:31:21 what the
00:31:22 hey 1.00
00:31:22 fuck 1.00
00:31:23 what the 1.00
00:31:23 I hate 0.99
00:31:24 women bro 1.00
00:31:25 what the
00:31:25 oh
00:31:28 oh
00:31:29 you okay
00:31:30 oh
00:31:31 shut the 1.00
00:31:34 fuck up 1.00
00:31:35 I'm 1.00
00:31:39 sorry
00:31:39 why does
00:31:40 she sound
00:31:40 like
00:31:40 she
00:31:41 randomly
00:31:41 said
00:31:41 nah
00:31:42 really
00:31:42 like
00:31:42 what's
00:31:42 up
00:31:43 I
00:31:43 Puerto
00:31:44 Rican 1.00
00:31:44 in 0.98
00:31:44 black
00:31:44 she 0.89
00:31:45 randomly
00:31:45 like
00:31:45 how
00:31:46 the 0.99
00:31:46 fuck 1.00
00:31:46 did 1.00
00:31:46 that
00:31:46 where
00:31:47 did
00:31:47 that
00:31:47 come
00:31:47 from
00:31:47 chat
00:31:53 did I
00:31:53 fumble
00:31:53 that 1.00
00:31:54 fuck 1.00
00:31:54 fumble 1.00
00:31:55 that
00:31:55 huh
00:31:55 clip
00:31:59 that
00:31:59 though
00:31:59 clip
00:31:59 clip
00:32:00 clip
00:32:00 clip
00:32:00 clip
00:32:00 Beth
00:32:02 hey
00:32:03 how old
00:32:05 are you
00:32:06 I'm
00:32:07 21
00:32:08 no you're
00:32:09 not
00:32:09 you look
00:32:09 about
00:32:09 13
00:32:10 I
00:32:12 am
00:32:12 fumble
00:32:20 fumble
00:32:20 fumble
00:32:21 fumble
00:32:22 fumble
00:32:22 fumble
00:32:22 hey
00:32:28 yeah
00:32:29 all right
00:32:31 chat no more
00:32:31 no more
00:32:31 yeah okay
00:32:32 cool
00:32:32 comedy night
00:32:34 time yes
00:32:34 or no
00:32:34 it's comedy night
00:32:38 time and I'm
00:32:38 sweating and I'm 0.98
00:32:39 fucking up I don't 0.97
00:32:39 want to sweat on my 1.00
00:32:40 merch so
00:32:40 yeah Chad
00:32:44 I fumbled it
00:32:44 yeah I know
00:32:45 now we can
00:32:47 really get it
00:32:48 on
00:32:48 chutz
00:32:54 chutz
00:32:56 chutz
00:32:59 chutz
00:33:00 chutz
00:33:01 chutz
00:33:02 chutz
00:33:02 chutz
00:33:02 chutz
00:33:03 chutz
00:33:03 chutz
00:33:04 chutz
00:33:05 chutz
00:33:05 chutz
00:33:05 chutz
00:33:06 chutz
00:33:06 chutz
00:33:07 chutz
00:33:07 chutz
00:33:07 chutz
00:33:08 chutz
00:33:08 chutz
00:33:09 chutz
00:33:10 chutz
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