SNEAKO - August 20, 2023


SNEAKO Gets Rejected By A Baddie On Monkey...


Episode Stats

Length

33 minutes

Words per Minute

151.32765

Word Count

5,038

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

27

Hate Speech Sentences

29


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm gonna ask uh would you date a fat girl I like that question would you date it no no no
00:00:07.800 would you date a plus size because that's that's uh more undercover they're not gonna know
00:00:11.380 they're not gonna see the trap
00:00:13.120 Hey how you doing
00:00:19.520 hello would you uh can you hear me yeah yeah would you date a plus size man yeah uh how plus size
00:00:30.380 huh what like how plus size does it matter yeah I don't think it matters honestly doesn't matter
00:00:38.200 no it's all about personality do you think that uh in shape person would have a better personality
00:00:43.980 than uh whale fuck no fuck no I'm not even gonna lie no it seems like your friend disagrees a little
00:00:50.780 bit because like an in shape person has discipline right fat person has no self-control
00:00:57.000 are you streaming okay that's true are you you guys look like streamers are you streaming on twitch
00:01:03.620 no no well why do you look you're dressing you look like streamers though
00:01:08.460 wait hold on guys oh you mean hold on guys uh uh oh whoa yo women are terrible liars women are bad
00:01:22.140 people no no no no no no no no women are bad people I was honest I was honest I'm streaming
00:01:29.540 I'm not streaming I'm not streaming one second later who's the guys who's the guys
00:01:34.400 so women are bad people I'm not there's people in discord there's people on discord oh okay okay
00:01:43.180 not streaming I'm not streaming because they were like talking a lot so we were like okay
00:01:47.260 just literally muted them all right okay you're streaming in discord that's fine okay but uh what's
00:01:52.900 the fattest you would go fattest I honestly don't know I feel like um not too much because I don't
00:02:02.000 really want to be with someone like this is relationship wise right yeah and I want to be
00:02:05.800 with someone that's unhealthy because then what if something happens to him like you know health
00:02:10.140 wise right and so do you think fat person could be healthy yeah I think if they could if they wanted
00:02:17.120 to if they put the effort in to fix things yeah well I'm saying plus size so I'm assuming they're
00:02:21.440 already fat so you're gonna get into a relationship with an unhealthy person
00:02:24.340 you can't really choose who you like yeah but you can choose you get in a relationship with so
00:02:32.680 you should probably prioritize what's going to be an optimal relationship not just like oh my
00:02:36.880 feelings isn't that a better option but if they have a good personality doesn't mean you can like
00:02:43.100 work together with them and help them change if that's the case if they're too plus size or too big
00:02:47.620 then can't you just help them let's be honest though like okay because we have already established
00:02:51.140 that women are bad people if I if I if I like come up to the street and cat call you it's gonna be
00:02:57.020 way less creepy than like if a giant fat dude who watches anime all day is like and then he says the
00:03:01.180 same stuff that I said okay so you're laughing it's true everybody knows that meme of like unspoken
00:03:06.340 riz sexual harassment when a really like bad ugly guy says the same stuff that an attractive person
00:03:11.460 will say it's seen as creepy that's true okay I mean you got a point yeah okay okay you guys are
00:03:18.440 single you're not in a relationship I am oh you are a situationship oh what is it so you're getting
00:03:25.800 uh fucked no what does that mean she's in the talking stage yeah it's the talking stage we'll be
00:03:35.280 getting there damn oh so you haven't got uh fucked yet you're just like you're just no I haven't gotten
00:03:41.120 fucked yet oh good that's cool that's cool that's cool all right what about you in the middle how
00:03:44.560 long is uh how long is your relationship lasting so far um two and a half years wow when are you
00:03:49.960 gonna get married you like to put a ring on that two and a half years without commitment no there is
00:03:55.200 commitment we don't we don't need to get married like we're just taking our time what are you waiting
00:04:00.260 for um just financial and stable and then like yeah basically we're not ready for that no we just
00:04:10.120 not okay okay just waiting for the right time how long are you going to be in your situation ship
00:04:14.240 before you tell them like come on like look I'm worth it I'm like let's go speed it up three months
00:04:19.920 is my limit okay I gave him three months that's it we're at two months right now three three months
00:04:24.080 is my limit because by then you should know if you want to give somebody a chance or not like you
00:04:27.280 know for a relationship in my opinion I think you know within a week and a week what do you need
00:04:32.860 three months to figure out like what's your criteria for a relationship for me and to get to know
00:04:37.280 somebody what do you need to get to know like there's very personality more than the looks what's
00:04:42.060 going on personality oh okay so you don't like personality of course I like personality but just
00:04:48.480 like three months to figure out someone's personality we've been talking for three minutes and I
00:04:51.520 already feel like I know you guys I don't think that's how it works no you have to know someone
00:04:58.100 to like them like you can just dive into the relationship do you play Valorant well I played
00:05:05.040 yesterday those see I you know the funny thing I've never played that game I don't know what it is
00:05:09.480 but I know you play that for something like this the discord the conversation the way you're talking
00:05:13.520 the headphones the thing is I don't even know what that game is and I've just seen like you know I'm
00:05:20.060 putting the pieces together I'm stereotyping you and I was right like okay so but but you wouldn't
00:05:24.700 know that that was my first time playing it right that was your first time playing it yes okay but
00:05:30.620 it was yesterday it was yesterday okay I'm still taking that as a w all right um all right fine fine
00:05:36.640 all right and then you on the left you go to comic-con like dress-up conventions no absolutely not
00:05:43.600 absolutely not you've never been to an anime convention you've never been to no no no no no just
00:05:49.300 because I'm wearing the Grinch does not mean I go to anime conventions exactly you don't know
00:05:53.040 nothing no wait but so what type of uh gamer because you got to have like some nerd thing
00:05:59.040 about you Grinch girl what's that supposed to mean you're a little nerdy you watch shows a lot I'm a
00:06:05.760 gamer I'm a gamer no I don't watch shows sorry well okay I'm a gamer I game a lot yeah I game a lot
00:06:11.120 okay what what are you what are you playing that you're playing okay uh rocket league
00:06:17.640 no what do you play you never play that you had to guess
00:06:22.560 it's because I'm not a gamer and I don't know video games so that's not fair but fine um
00:06:28.640 how old are you guys 21 22 okay are you vaccinated no yes oh why why'd you get it because you're asian
00:06:40.380 are you whoa whoa whoa whoa what do you mean why I can say that I can I can make stare I could
00:06:47.380 stereotype okay I just um basically just wanted to get it because they said it lessens your chances
00:06:55.000 of dying do you regret it no no why did you uh Grinch girl why did you not get vaccinated
00:07:02.160 I'm not gonna lie I don't trust the government it's all a mirage
00:07:05.940 it's all a mirage okay your base simulation what what is your favorite conspiracy theory
00:07:11.700 everything's a simulation what is uh the conspiracy theory that you don't really tell people because
00:07:17.960 you don't want people to look at you weird everything's a simulation nah people that that's
00:07:23.700 a pretty standard one I just see I didn't look at you weird at that one all right what about you
00:07:28.420 what's something like you say the earth is flat the earth is flat huh see it worked it worked
00:07:35.300 got you got you got you okay how are you guys friends uh do you guys know each other you're just
00:07:40.240 like I had discord friends we've known each other for like what four years now I think
00:07:46.520 but we met online yeah yeah we met online and we just stayed friends after that yeah okay so
00:07:52.100 what do you do on monkey what do you what's your I'm coming on here asking about fat people what
00:07:56.600 what's your monkey talking about you know I mean that's something we're literally just on here just
00:08:02.180 to do it honestly just to do it yeah just for the fun of it yeah all right what's the who's the
00:08:07.080 most interesting person that you've come across so far besides me obviously
00:08:09.700 probably the person with the ashy ass just put it up in the camera what the he was just wiggling
00:08:15.040 and you haven't seen that yet you haven't seen that yet no no no I'm streaming I can't I can't
00:08:20.480 put ass on the screen I know I don't see that wait a minute you said you're streaming you said
00:08:26.320 you were streaming guys she caught me she caught me guys yeah I said that from the jump
00:08:30.800 and you said women were bad guys you said women were bad okay yeah yeah women are bad people
00:08:36.380 but no you can agree right what oh man you're the one who likes us come on now I mean you guys are
00:08:43.360 cool so far but women are uh bad people yeah I think people are bad we have different perspectives
00:08:49.480 wait so who do you think uh is a bad person like what's your description of a bad person
00:08:53.920 my mother I mean oh woman
00:08:56.540 what about you vaccinated asian person who's a bad person
00:09:06.700 um I can't really say like I guess someone who has a negative mindset then yeah like not like
00:09:15.640 just negative in general but you know what I mean like who wants to do something bad to a person
00:09:20.560 somebody who spreads negativity okay both of you are not religious
00:09:23.300 no I'm not a little bit it's a little bit so you have astrology stars stuff
00:09:30.720 so so what is a little bit no no no no no so what does that mean what does that mean a little
00:09:35.660 bit religious I mean like Christianity I'm gonna believe I'd rather believe in something rather
00:09:41.680 than nothing okay okay I do believe there is a higher up but exactly I'd rather believe in
00:09:45.940 something rather than nothing yeah okay cool all right what would you rate this um I'm losing
00:09:50.320 steam right now it was cooking for a while but I'm losing it so what would you rate this on a scale
00:09:53.260 one to ten rate what um I think two is fine I'm just kidding I'm kidding yo I'm kidding
00:10:01.640 women are bad people huh wow wow no no no no no no be honest be honest be honest be honest
00:10:08.120 one through ten it was it's a night for me it was pretty entertaining I would try to hit on you
00:10:14.620 but you have a good relationship going on um you're very beautiful what about Grinch girl uh one
00:10:18.640 one through ten what this yeah yeah I would say a nine nine and a half yeah nine are you wait so
00:10:27.100 you could probably uh ditch that situationship and uh I know you're lying no I'm loyal you're loyal
00:10:36.080 but you're not it's a situationship but I'm loyal how can you be loyal to the situationship I'm
00:10:39.420 gonna wife you up you're gonna you're gonna no no no no no no your man's decided he's not even
00:10:45.740 claiming you let me be the Lulu fair that's why women are bad people because you like being
00:10:51.700 delusional that's fine cool have a great night guys this was fun bye you too all right
00:10:56.540 hey I have been on monkey with him before you have I have would you date a plus size man
00:11:09.980 yes how plus size Broadway type of size okay I don't care about the hair opinion
00:11:22.280 your mama
00:11:28.280 hey how you doing hey what's good what's your name
00:11:36.660 uh you're my cut out can you say it one more time but when you say do you mind like
00:11:43.880 can you uh like let's stretch a little bit no it's like my back's a little like we can do some
00:11:50.800 yoga just like stretch it out ready one two three a shabby on shabby on wow uh how old are you you
00:12:01.520 unvaccinated hey mia
00:12:17.740 nothing's gonna top that first one that first one was
00:12:31.300 why are you making fun of me what I what did I do to you for you to make fun of me
00:12:39.080 why would you say I wasn't making fun of me you made him cry
00:12:46.300 yeah we are so sorry we are so sorry cry you loser
00:12:53.940 that was my brother I'm so sorry
00:12:58.020 well what's wrong
00:13:06.680 what what's wrong you look uh sad
00:13:09.500 I just got off work
00:13:11.700 what do you do
00:13:12.940 I work at Texas Roadhouse
00:13:15.240 oh you do you serve steaks to old people
00:13:17.620 that sounds exactly what it is
00:13:21.600 do people ever say weird stuff to you because you're the waitress
00:13:24.060 um no they look at me or like if I don't seat them in the place they want to be seen it
00:13:31.540 they get mad
00:13:32.860 what is it what was the weirdest interaction you had with somebody in the restaurant
00:13:36.580 um okay so a Hispanic guy asking like no offense on Hispanic but like just trying to describe him
00:13:44.580 what no that's okay build the wall
00:13:48.980 sorry oh no what were you saying
00:13:49.980 okay and he doesn't speak English
00:13:53.900 so he was like he was translating he like walked up to me with the Google Translator
00:14:00.360 and asked me out
00:14:01.780 oh
00:14:02.940 you said no you said no senior order
00:14:06.540 it's like it's complicated
00:14:08.080 why is it complicated
00:14:09.840 because like how am I supposed to learn Spanish
00:14:14.680 like how are we supposed to understand each other
00:14:16.420 Google Translate
00:14:17.980 you've never been on a Google Translate date
00:14:20.120 no
00:14:21.020 I've been on a few it's kind of fun
00:14:24.100 it actually lowers a lot of the anxiety because
00:14:26.200 you don't have to talk about nonsense the whole time right
00:14:28.360 you're just it's slower
00:14:29.400 you have to be more decisive about everything you say
00:14:31.340 you're typing out sentences
00:14:32.240 it's more specific
00:14:33.100 am I on YouTube
00:14:33.940 no you're not
00:14:35.680 voila you're not I swear to god you're not
00:14:37.140 I swear to god you're not
00:14:38.680 how old are you
00:14:40.140 am I on a Y
00:14:40.740 uh no you're on Rumble
00:14:42.000 how old are you
00:14:42.780 I was born in 2001
00:14:45.500 why did you say your birth year instead of how old you are
00:14:48.540 what
00:14:49.820 math math math
00:14:50.660 um okay
00:14:51.540 uh cool
00:14:52.040 wait um
00:14:53.060 are you from Texas
00:14:53.720 no I'm from Baltimore
00:14:55.880 oh Baltimore
00:14:56.320 I see it now
00:14:56.880 yeah
00:14:57.040 um
00:14:57.920 are you vaccinated
00:14:59.120 vaccinated no
00:15:01.240 good good
00:15:02.400 wait so let me ask you a question
00:15:03.560 would you date a plus size man
00:15:04.920 yeah it doesn't matter
00:15:07.060 it doesn't matter
00:15:08.460 no
00:15:09.420 like how plus size would you go
00:15:11.220 it doesn't matter
00:15:14.220 as long as their personality is good
00:15:15.760 so you would date male Lizzo
00:15:17.440 who the fuck is that
00:15:19.500 Lizzo but a dude
00:15:20.940 oh
00:15:22.160 I mean he was nice
00:15:24.380 really
00:15:25.260 he had everything I wanted
00:15:26.380 what's everything you want
00:15:28.040 like a good personality
00:15:30.220 loyal
00:15:31.220 honest
00:15:31.920 communication
00:15:33.380 um
00:15:35.080 be there
00:15:36.520 before each other
00:15:37.640 when things are low
00:15:39.060 or when you feel bad
00:15:40.480 or
00:15:41.360 one thing about me
00:15:42.320 is that I like to talk about
00:15:43.600 how I feel right then and there
00:15:45.220 so be able to communicate
00:15:46.580 like
00:15:47.160 right on time
00:15:48.480 understandable
00:15:49.720 but have you ever seen that meme
00:15:51.180 where it says
00:15:51.780 unspoken riz
00:15:52.740 versus sexual harassment
00:15:53.780 well they'll show like
00:15:54.660 a guy like me
00:15:55.680 and it's like
00:15:56.980 uh
00:15:58.000 it's unspoken riz
00:15:58.900 but then sexual harassment
00:16:00.080 is like
00:16:00.400 it's like this creepy
00:16:01.440 looking weird guy
00:16:02.080 do you think that guys
00:16:03.240 can say the same things
00:16:04.320 say
00:16:04.880 I came up to you
00:16:06.160 you know Carlos
00:16:06.840 I just hope it's up to the wall
00:16:07.880 I don't speak any English
00:16:08.980 and I go
00:16:09.680 hey white girl
00:16:10.880 and I type uh
00:16:11.780 would you go out with me
00:16:12.420 google translate
00:16:13.020 are you still saying no
00:16:13.940 yes
00:16:16.780 what
00:16:17.260 why
00:16:17.740 because I gotta get to know you
00:16:22.560 you can't just ask me out
00:16:24.760 right then and there
00:16:25.540 okay
00:16:26.540 when's the last time
00:16:27.100 you said yes to a date
00:16:27.820 yes to a date
00:16:29.580 yeah
00:16:30.100 never
00:16:31.300 wait
00:16:33.260 so you're a virgin
00:16:34.060 no
00:16:35.500 huh
00:16:36.220 okay
00:16:36.520 okay
00:16:37.520 no
00:16:37.960 I'm not
00:16:38.560 I have
00:16:40.220 I have
00:16:40.240 one person
00:16:41.200 but like
00:16:42.000 that's over
00:16:42.580 wait
00:16:43.580 but you never
00:16:44.140 went on a date
00:16:44.660 but you have a body
00:16:45.300 yeah
00:16:46.520 how did
00:16:47.440 that happen
00:16:48.200 it was when
00:16:50.360 I was in high school
00:16:51.380 bro
00:16:51.940 what do you mean bro
00:16:54.120 it's uh
00:16:54.820 can I hear the story
00:16:55.760 no
00:16:57.040 wait
00:16:58.400 wait
00:16:59.080 so now
00:16:59.680 in high school
00:17:00.160 you caught a body
00:17:00.840 you didn't even
00:17:01.760 go on a date
00:17:02.240 you went to the
00:17:03.180 locker room
00:17:03.660 you went in the
00:17:04.680 stands during the
00:17:05.480 football game
00:17:06.040 you were fucking
00:17:06.460 under the bleachers
00:17:07.320 come on
00:17:08.180 Leia
00:17:08.480 why would you
00:17:11.840 do that
00:17:12.280 no
00:17:13.520 it wasn't
00:17:14.020 at school
00:17:15.040 oh
00:17:16.260 it was after
00:17:17.080 school
00:17:17.460 in the parking
00:17:18.100 lot
00:17:18.460 it was in his
00:17:19.480 mom's car
00:17:20.180 oh
00:17:20.980 yo
00:17:23.200 you're a nasty
00:17:24.320 girl
00:17:24.760 wait
00:17:25.180 that's where you
00:17:25.600 lost your virginity
00:17:26.380 you're freaky
00:17:27.540 with it
00:17:27.940 hey
00:17:28.280 now they understand
00:17:29.160 well okay
00:17:29.800 um
00:17:30.340 so what did you
00:17:31.560 learn from
00:17:31.900 you wouldn't do that
00:17:32.620 again though
00:17:33.060 because we were
00:17:35.840 dating for three
00:17:36.700 years
00:17:37.180 so like
00:17:38.120 I thought it was
00:17:38.980 something
00:17:39.380 and then it
00:17:40.480 wasn't
00:17:41.540 and then
00:17:42.160 what do you mean
00:17:44.960 you thought it was
00:17:45.280 something and it
00:17:45.680 wasn't
00:17:46.600 because I got
00:17:47.100 bored
00:17:47.580 you got bored
00:17:49.840 like as soon as
00:17:50.580 you went
00:17:50.800 no he did
00:17:51.200 he got bored
00:17:52.040 and he cheated
00:17:52.700 on me
00:17:53.380 oh
00:17:53.780 yeah
00:17:54.900 with a freshman
00:17:56.100 with the younger
00:17:57.680 girl
00:17:58.040 wow
00:18:01.040 you're a big butt
00:18:02.080 though
00:18:02.400 she was bad
00:18:03.200 she had a big butt
00:18:04.040 I mean I don't care
00:18:05.300 would you do with
00:18:06.760 like in hindsight
00:18:08.020 would you have done
00:18:08.560 a threesome
00:18:08.920 no
00:18:10.380 but she had a big butt
00:18:11.620 no
00:18:12.920 imagine you
00:18:16.700 sucking dick
00:18:17.560 no
00:18:19.200 exactly
00:18:20.940 that's what I'm saying
00:18:21.960 but you don't need to do
00:18:23.120 that you can just like
00:18:23.580 kiss her
00:18:23.920 you want to kiss a girl
00:18:24.600 no
00:18:25.740 that's good
00:18:26.820 that's good
00:18:27.080 you believe in Jesus
00:18:28.880 I do
00:18:30.220 that's good
00:18:30.820 that's good
00:18:31.140 so what are you looking for
00:18:32.200 in your next relationship
00:18:32.960 so you got fucked
00:18:34.300 in your mom
00:18:34.840 in your friend's mom's car
00:18:36.160 no your boy
00:18:37.080 so what are you looking for
00:18:38.460 going forward
00:18:39.000 not my mom's car
00:18:40.400 my car
00:18:40.940 right right
00:18:41.600 oh I thought it was your
00:18:42.560 friend's mom's car
00:18:43.420 no
00:18:44.620 my boyfriend's mom's car
00:18:46.280 your boyfriend's mom's car
00:18:47.060 so you got fucked
00:18:47.900 in a mom's car
00:18:49.060 and she was in there
00:18:50.140 why
00:19:02.760 I was all the way in the back
00:19:05.520 she couldn't see anything
00:19:06.600 did she know it was happening
00:19:08.420 no
00:19:09.520 yes she did
00:19:11.040 no she did not
00:19:13.020 where were you going
00:19:14.700 ocean city
00:19:16.400 I don't
00:19:18.760 how is that even like
00:19:21.520 logistically possible
00:19:23.160 because it is
00:19:25.440 you got to explain
00:19:27.200 how is this
00:19:27.880 so she's driving
00:19:28.880 you guys are
00:19:29.540 it's a minivan
00:19:30.280 you're in the third row
00:19:31.560 yes
00:19:33.140 no it's not a minivan
00:19:34.340 it was an Ultima
00:19:35.420 you were in a sedan
00:19:36.620 in the
00:19:37.120 she knew
00:19:38.320 you know she knew right
00:19:39.500 no she did not
00:19:43.520 because if she did
00:19:46.040 she'd say something
00:19:47.140 or she was so disturbed
00:19:49.160 seeing her son
00:19:50.100 fuck
00:19:50.800 and girl
00:19:53.140 and she just let it happen
00:19:54.120 or she was really proud
00:19:55.020 look at my son
00:19:55.700 fucking
00:19:56.460 Alea
00:19:58.160 wow
00:19:58.540 okay
00:19:58.960 story time now
00:20:01.180 you give me all the details
00:20:02.180 please story time
00:20:03.380 no
00:20:06.600 you pretty much said the story
00:20:08.500 you're driving to ocean city
00:20:09.480 you're getting feeling freaky
00:20:10.320 in the backseat
00:20:10.960 mommy's driving
00:20:12.500 she's
00:20:13.020 you realize
00:20:14.020 I think
00:20:14.500 I think
00:20:15.460 I think my one leg
00:20:17.740 was like this
00:20:18.880 and the other leg
00:20:20.160 was like this
00:20:21.020 and like
00:20:22.100 he just went for it
00:20:23.360 I was like
00:20:23.760 I can't
00:20:24.100 was there a blanket
00:20:26.880 yeah
00:20:28.060 yo
00:20:29.720 you had your leg up
00:20:30.860 on the roof of the car
00:20:31.900 oh my god
00:20:36.400 she had a no
00:20:37.280 she did no
00:20:38.780 she did
00:20:39.620 wait
00:20:41.600 and you were silent
00:20:43.200 the whole time
00:20:43.760 like serial killers
00:20:44.720 yeah
00:20:45.520 I was like
00:20:45.860 yo
00:20:50.520 you freaky as hell
00:20:51.620 I ain't gonna lie
00:20:52.540 yo
00:20:56.820 yo
00:20:57.160 they can't handle me
00:21:02.680 they can't handle me
00:21:04.140 you don't think I can handle you
00:21:05.280 no
00:21:06.100 why not
00:21:06.900 cause you won't last long
00:21:08.400 why you say that
00:21:09.460 because
00:21:10.660 because he didn't last long
00:21:12.180 I only had one person enter
00:21:13.000 it's not raggedy
00:21:13.980 what's your number
00:21:22.080 24
00:21:27.720 okay
00:21:28.720 wait
00:21:28.980 don't say the rest
00:21:29.880 um
00:21:30.600 ready to say the rest
00:21:32.200 can you see
00:21:39.320 I thought that was a joke
00:21:40.140 I'm the monco
00:21:45.360 monco
00:21:46.040 hi
00:21:47.140 oh
00:21:48.320 how you doing
00:21:49.140 good
00:21:51.000 what's
00:22:01.280 uh
00:22:02.060 wrong
00:22:03.280 Chad I want to recover
00:22:06.960 after that
00:22:07.360 I can't even fucking
00:22:08.340 like
00:22:08.680 I just
00:22:09.320 how do you go to the next
00:22:10.380 conversation after that
00:22:11.380 that was your teacher
00:22:18.640 by the way
00:22:19.000 what do you mean
00:22:19.300 that wasn't
00:22:19.600 there was a teacher
00:22:20.120 what a story
00:22:20.680 clip that
00:22:21.120 clip that
00:22:21.500 clip that
00:22:21.840 clip that for monkey
00:22:22.220 clip that monkey
00:22:23.080 bro
00:22:23.320 that was
00:22:23.660 that was so good
00:22:24.660 someone clip that
00:22:25.680 that white girl
00:22:26.280 hey
00:22:26.540 whoa
00:22:27.640 hey
00:22:29.220 what'd you date
00:22:29.720 a fat person
00:22:30.280 what's up bro
00:22:31.540 yeah
00:22:32.080 you doing
00:22:32.660 how fat
00:22:33.100 bro
00:22:33.660 you screaming
00:22:34.120 nah I'm not
00:22:34.960 I'm just showing
00:22:35.340 like a fit fat
00:22:36.680 a thick fat
00:22:37.740 like a thick dude
00:22:38.620 a fit fat person
00:22:40.580 what is a fit fat person
00:22:43.060 like a football
00:22:44.280 a football player
00:22:45.340 and he's like really big
00:22:47.200 but like he's muscular
00:22:48.000 so not a fat person
00:22:49.640 no
00:22:51.380 you can be fat
00:22:52.960 and thick
00:22:53.400 are you talking about
00:22:54.080 like ESTG
00:22:55.000 oh shit
00:22:56.480 what the
00:22:58.160 hey
00:23:03.240 hey hey hey
00:23:04.400 what you doing
00:23:06.560 not much
00:23:07.640 would you date
00:23:08.200 a plus size man
00:23:09.120 huh
00:23:10.700 would you date
00:23:11.320 a plus size man
00:23:12.180 um
00:23:13.820 I don't know
00:23:15.020 because I'm big myself
00:23:16.000 two big people
00:23:16.800 don't go together
00:23:17.520 what
00:23:18.200 what you mean
00:23:19.120 you make like
00:23:19.940 a one big burger
00:23:20.860 I don't know
00:23:22.780 you're like a
00:23:23.160 double crappy patty
00:23:23.940 no
00:23:25.220 no
00:23:25.820 uh so
00:23:26.680 no no no
00:23:27.900 okay I'll take it back
00:23:29.060 I wouldn't knock it
00:23:30.080 until I try it
00:23:30.900 so
00:23:31.320 so what's your type
00:23:32.620 I don't know
00:23:32.980 um
00:23:35.200 I like me a little
00:23:36.280 skinny dreadhead
00:23:37.320 dreadhead
00:23:39.320 okay so you
00:23:40.120 you want like
00:23:40.640 a playboy cardi
00:23:41.260 yeah
00:23:43.380 yeah
00:23:44.040 okay
00:23:44.820 you don't think
00:23:45.620 that those
00:23:46.100 that type is a little
00:23:46.860 bit zesty
00:23:47.280 they kind of like
00:23:48.020 shlag
00:23:48.980 like it's a little
00:23:49.620 fucking
00:23:49.940 shlag
00:23:51.260 no I like
00:23:52.140 a dreadhead for me
00:23:54.020 I don't even know
00:23:55.480 why would you
00:23:57.580 skip me after that
00:23:58.460 I don't know
00:23:59.420 why you see me
00:24:00.120 I don't take too much
00:24:00.960 off
00:24:01.180 Skyler how you doing
00:24:02.420 alright
00:24:04.620 cool
00:24:06.820 hey
00:24:07.740 hi
00:24:08.540 oh your name is
00:24:10.080 hey
00:24:10.240 where you from
00:24:11.120 Philly
00:24:11.660 Plugerville
00:24:12.680 where is that
00:24:13.180 oh
00:24:14.700 in
00:24:15.220 Atlanta
00:24:16.640 Atlanta
00:24:17.580 would you date
00:24:18.220 a plus size man
00:24:19.100 hmm
00:24:20.980 would you date
00:24:21.540 a plus size man
00:24:22.280 nope
00:24:23.300 why
00:24:24.420 cause they're big
00:24:27.560 they're too big
00:24:28.640 you from Atlanta
00:24:29.180 I can hear your lean
00:24:30.140 swirling around
00:24:30.880 on the mic
00:24:31.280 it's not lean
00:24:33.740 what is it
00:24:36.160 Sprite
00:24:36.840 that's the first
00:24:39.060 step right
00:24:39.580 I like your laugh
00:24:43.120 hey are you single
00:24:43.680 yeah
00:24:45.260 oh you are
00:24:46.240 and you know
00:24:46.800 I'm kind of skinny
00:24:47.620 myself so
00:24:48.340 you're not plus size
00:24:50.760 I'm not what
00:24:51.800 you're not plus size
00:24:53.420 I'm not plus size
00:24:54.720 I'm your size
00:24:55.660 how you know
00:24:57.320 I'm not big
00:24:57.980 come on
00:24:58.760 I can see your face
00:24:59.400 you have a
00:24:59.920 the small chin
00:25:00.520 are you big
00:25:01.360 am I big
00:25:03.560 yeah I'm pretty big
00:25:04.620 really
00:25:05.360 how much you weigh
00:25:06.040 500
00:25:07.820 what the
00:25:08.700 how old are you
00:25:09.860 I'm kidding bro
00:25:12.000 I'm kidding
00:25:12.500 alright
00:25:13.000 you call me bro
00:25:13.880 you call me daddy
00:25:14.760 but how old are you
00:25:16.820 I'm 50
00:25:19.200 teen or 50
00:25:22.040 D
00:25:23.220 50
00:25:23.920 I'm 50
00:25:24.620 okay
00:25:25.220 you 50
00:25:25.820 do you want to see
00:25:26.580 my D
00:25:27.020 you're not fat
00:25:31.680 look at you
00:25:32.300 I am fat
00:25:34.660 stop lying
00:25:35.760 why is
00:25:37.020 a girl like you
00:25:38.160 single
00:25:38.440 yeah slurp that
00:25:41.120 Sprite
00:25:41.420 uh-uh
00:25:43.700 nope
00:25:44.200 huh
00:25:44.700 what
00:25:45.200 yeah skimmy
00:25:48.300 I know you want to
00:25:48.960 I know you
00:25:49.280 okay skimmy
00:25:49.840 fine
00:25:50.080 bye
00:25:50.480 no I keep talking
00:25:53.640 wait so uh
00:25:54.560 are you vaccinated
00:25:55.320 am I what
00:25:57.260 are you vaccinated
00:25:58.260 like corona
00:26:01.200 vaccine
00:26:02.060 yeah
00:26:04.360 man
00:26:05.820 and you got me
00:26:07.480 all that slurp
00:26:08.340 in the Sprite
00:26:08.780 thing really got
00:26:09.300 me going and
00:26:09.800 now you vaccinated
00:26:10.500 you ruined it
00:26:11.280 oh man
00:26:11.940 hey so uh
00:26:13.220 take it easy
00:26:13.800 ew
00:26:14.740 vaccine
00:26:16.120 bleh
00:26:16.900 well you're
00:26:20.800 that one
00:26:21.420 YouTuber
00:26:22.000 no
00:26:23.180 yes
00:26:24.660 no
00:26:25.440 yes
00:26:26.600 no
00:26:27.580 yes
00:26:28.900 no
00:26:29.660 no
00:26:30.240 no you for
00:26:30.920 for real
00:26:31.480 y'all not like
00:26:32.180 that
00:26:32.560 I'm not
00:26:34.320 I've been
00:26:34.800 bad on
00:26:35.120 I've been
00:26:35.860 bad on YouTube
00:26:36.280 for almost a
00:26:36.740 year you know
00:26:37.140 that
00:26:37.360 yeah he's
00:26:38.860 funny I
00:26:39.220 like him
00:26:39.740 he's really
00:26:40.100 funny
00:26:40.420 oh how
00:26:40.980 do you
00:26:41.400 I'm under
00:26:43.100 age
00:26:43.460 yeah
00:26:45.460 you for
00:26:45.880 crying
00:26:46.560 no
00:26:47.040 how under
00:26:50.180 age though
00:26:50.820 oh
00:26:51.560 oh
00:26:52.560 Nunu
00:26:56.240 do you want
00:26:56.760 a Nunu
00:26:57.100 man
00:26:57.460 how old
00:27:05.920 do you
00:27:06.500 19
00:27:08.440 19
00:27:08.960 would you date
00:27:09.500 a plus-sized
00:27:10.020 man Nunu
00:27:10.420 huh
00:27:11.800 would you date
00:27:12.500 a plus-sized
00:27:13.360 man
00:27:13.840 ain't nothing
00:27:18.880 wrong with
00:27:19.520 big boys
00:27:20.460 big boys
00:27:21.580 how big
00:27:22.060 though
00:27:22.340 huh
00:27:23.840 how big
00:27:24.660 how big
00:27:25.920 yeah
00:27:26.320 so you like
00:27:30.620 big boys
00:27:31.280 I mean no
00:27:33.360 but I'm saying
00:27:34.020 ain't nothing
00:27:34.500 wrong with
00:27:35.280 a big dude
00:27:37.200 do you want
00:27:38.080 to see my
00:27:38.560 big boy
00:27:39.220 oh
00:27:42.660 you didn't
00:27:43.940 leave
00:27:44.280 oh
00:27:44.720 oh
00:27:45.220 you kind
00:27:45.880 of
00:27:45.980 are you ready
00:27:46.380 to go
00:27:46.780 hey
00:27:47.140 Nunu
00:27:47.480 um
00:27:48.380 so
00:27:48.820 are you
00:27:49.180 single
00:27:49.680 do you
00:27:54.440 be doing
00:27:54.860 this with
00:27:55.260 every female
00:27:55.740 on here
00:27:56.340 no
00:27:56.700 just you
00:27:57.180 don't be
00:27:59.060 lying to
00:27:59.500 me
00:27:59.820 no
00:28:00.360 no
00:28:00.560 this is
00:28:00.840 the first
00:28:01.100 time I've
00:28:01.360 ever done
00:28:01.620 that
00:28:01.760 sorry
00:28:01.960 we got
00:28:02.660 up on
00:28:02.820 the wrong
00:28:03.040 foot
00:28:03.280 I got
00:28:03.900 you're
00:28:04.200 just
00:28:04.300 very
00:28:04.440 attractive
00:28:04.800 I just
00:28:05.580 kind of
00:28:05.800 get nervous
00:28:06.220 when I
00:28:06.480 talk to
00:28:06.740 attractive
00:28:07.000 girls
00:28:07.340 I'm
00:28:08.000 sorry
00:28:08.280 are you
00:28:10.320 like a
00:28:10.700 streamer
00:28:11.260 no
00:28:11.960 your
00:28:12.320 smoke
00:28:12.740 detector
00:28:13.060 went
00:28:13.320 chirp
00:28:13.700 but
00:28:13.920 not
00:28:14.540 are you
00:28:15.020 what do
00:28:15.460 you
00:28:15.540 do
00:28:15.740 I'm
00:28:20.580 chilling
00:28:20.940 why do
00:28:21.420 you look
00:28:21.560 so scared
00:28:22.120 because
00:28:23.300 I
00:28:23.520 kind
00:28:23.720 of
00:28:23.800 am
00:28:24.300 but
00:28:25.740 you
00:28:25.840 kind
00:28:26.040 of
00:28:26.180 hey
00:28:27.160 but
00:28:27.360 can I
00:28:28.200 ask
00:28:28.340 you
00:28:28.440 do
00:28:28.620 you
00:28:28.680 like
00:28:28.800 Trump
00:28:29.000 or
00:28:29.120 Biden
00:28:29.340 why
00:28:32.420 you
00:28:32.560 look
00:28:32.880 so
00:28:33.040 scared
00:28:33.260 of
00:28:33.360 my
00:28:33.440 question
00:28:33.700 I'm
00:28:33.840 just
00:28:33.920 trying
00:28:34.040 to
00:28:34.120 talk
00:28:34.300 to
00:28:34.420 you
00:28:34.540 tell
00:28:35.620 me
00:28:35.760 what
00:28:35.880 you
00:28:35.960 did
00:28:36.100 today
00:28:36.300 tell
00:28:36.480 me
00:28:36.580 what
00:28:36.700 we
00:28:37.440 saw it
00:28:37.660 on
00:28:37.780 the
00:28:37.860 wrong
00:28:38.040 note
00:28:38.260 I
00:28:38.900 almost
00:28:39.380 really
00:28:39.800 whipped
00:28:39.980 out
00:28:40.080 my
00:28:40.200 big
00:28:40.340 board
00:28:40.480 for
00:28:40.560 you
00:28:40.680 just
00:28:41.040 how
00:28:41.440 was
00:28:41.560 your
00:28:41.620 day
00:28:41.800 my
00:28:44.080 day
00:28:44.340 was
00:28:44.620 fine
00:28:45.100 I'm
00:28:45.620 just
00:28:45.820 getting
00:28:46.060 off
00:28:46.360 of
00:28:46.560 work
00:28:47.100 what
00:28:47.640 do
00:28:47.720 you
00:28:47.780 do
00:28:48.000 I
00:28:50.640 work
00:28:51.040 two
00:28:51.320 jobs
00:28:51.700 I
00:28:51.860 work
00:28:52.100 at
00:28:52.220 a
00:28:52.360 Wendy's
00:28:53.080 and
00:28:53.480 I
00:28:53.660 go
00:28:53.840 to
00:28:54.000 college
00:28:54.660 for
00:28:55.260 law
00:28:55.740 can I
00:28:57.000 ask
00:28:57.080 you
00:28:57.140 a
00:28:57.200 question
00:28:57.420 so
00:28:57.920 you're
00:28:58.140 extremely
00:28:58.460 beautiful
00:28:58.840 how
00:28:59.360 much
00:28:59.640 do
00:28:59.780 you
00:28:59.900 think
00:29:00.140 about
00:29:00.360 starting
00:29:00.660 an
00:29:00.800 OnlyFans
00:29:01.220 and
00:29:01.360 quitting
00:29:01.560 your
00:29:01.760 Wendy's
00:29:02.160 job
00:29:02.380 never
00:29:05.120 I
00:29:06.120 like
00:29:06.340 you
00:29:06.560 that's
00:29:07.540 so
00:29:08.020 you
00:29:08.160 have
00:29:08.320 your
00:29:08.460 soul
00:29:08.720 intact
00:29:09.020 you
00:29:09.160 go
00:29:09.240 to
00:29:09.360 church
00:29:09.560 right
00:29:09.780 yes
00:29:10.920 every
00:29:11.480 Sunday
00:29:11.760 every
00:29:12.540 Sunday
00:29:12.920 that's
00:29:13.500 great
00:29:13.760 well
00:29:14.080 are you
00:29:14.440 vaccinated
00:29:14.880 no
00:29:17.200 I
00:29:20.060 don't
00:29:20.300 I
00:29:20.440 don't
00:29:20.600 get
00:29:20.780 all
00:29:20.940 them
00:29:21.160 vaccines
00:29:22.040 I
00:29:22.300 don't
00:29:22.420 get
00:29:22.560 all
00:29:22.700 them
00:29:22.860 shots
00:29:23.380 I
00:29:23.800 don't
00:29:24.180 I
00:29:24.500 don't
00:29:24.680 do
00:29:24.860 none
00:29:25.060 of
00:29:25.160 that
00:29:25.320 government
00:29:25.700 governmental
00:29:26.640 shit
00:29:27.140 it's
00:29:28.220 just
00:29:28.420 you
00:29:28.700 know
00:29:28.960 because
00:29:29.340 I'm
00:29:29.560 Puerto
00:29:29.720 weekend
00:29:30.100 my
00:29:33.480 mother
00:29:33.680 doesn't
00:29:34.020 play
00:29:34.220 that
00:29:34.460 shit
00:29:34.780 wow
00:29:37.880 I
00:29:38.480 am
00:29:38.760 you're
00:29:40.440 making
00:29:40.580 me
00:29:40.700 horny
00:29:40.920 so
00:29:41.560 what
00:29:42.040 is
00:29:42.220 your
00:29:42.560 what's
00:29:43.400 your
00:29:43.500 dream
00:29:43.760 man
00:29:44.080 what
00:29:48.280 is
00:29:48.460 someone
00:29:48.820 gonna
00:29:48.980 be
00:29:49.120 scared
00:29:49.380 okay
00:29:49.760 just
00:29:49.960 that
00:29:50.420 dream
00:29:50.640 man
00:29:50.800 let's
00:29:51.300 dial it
00:29:51.580 back
00:29:51.720 dial it
00:29:51.940 back
00:29:52.100 what
00:29:52.540 are
00:29:52.740 your
00:29:52.920 criteria
00:29:53.500 for
00:29:54.460 a
00:29:55.020 man
00:29:55.340 to
00:29:55.620 be
00:29:55.820 in
00:29:55.920 a
00:29:56.000 relationship
00:29:56.360 with
00:29:56.620 a
00:29:56.940 beautiful
00:29:57.440 unvaccinated
00:29:58.400 god-fearing
00:29:59.260 racist
00:29:59.740 woman
00:30:00.000 like
00:30:00.180 you
00:30:00.460 a
00:30:01.720 racist
00:30:02.140 you're
00:30:02.740 not
00:30:02.840 racist
00:30:03.140 why
00:30:05.320 would
00:30:05.520 I
00:30:05.660 be
00:30:05.820 racist
00:30:06.260 okay
00:30:06.780 besides
00:30:07.140 that
00:30:07.400 what
00:30:07.800 does
00:30:08.280 a
00:30:08.420 man
00:30:08.520 I
00:30:09.780 know
00:30:09.980 I
00:30:10.500 we
00:30:11.060 got off
00:30:11.300 on the
00:30:11.420 wrong
00:30:11.540 foot
00:30:11.720 I'm
00:30:11.880 just
00:30:12.020 like
00:30:12.240 I
00:30:12.640 was
00:30:13.460 just
00:30:13.580 hoping
00:30:13.860 I
00:30:14.020 was
00:30:14.140 just
00:30:14.300 hoping
00:30:14.480 let me
00:30:15.560 talk
00:30:15.940 you can
00:30:16.500 talk if
00:30:16.880 you want
00:30:17.080 to talk
00:30:17.460 okay
00:30:18.260 because what's
00:30:18.700 really going on
00:30:19.620 you sound like
00:30:21.220 about somebody's
00:30:22.040 racist
00:30:22.420 racist
00:30:22.720 I am black
00:30:23.840 I am black and
00:30:24.040 I am black
00:30:24.940 and Hispanic
00:30:25.620 I
00:30:26.560 ain't no
00:30:27.460 racist
00:30:27.820 in me
00:30:28.560 when did
00:30:31.180 you just
00:30:31.540 sound like
00:30:31.900 Cardi B
00:30:32.260 out of
00:30:32.480 nowhere
00:30:32.800 I'm
00:30:33.700 from
00:30:33.860 the
00:30:34.040 Bronx
00:30:34.400 New York
00:30:34.880 and you
00:30:35.140 got me
00:30:35.480 tight
00:30:35.720 now
00:30:36.000 you
00:30:36.400 tight
00:30:36.680 yeah
00:30:37.840 so
00:30:38.200 what's
00:30:38.400 up
00:30:38.480 you
00:30:38.580 want
00:30:38.700 to
00:30:38.760 get
00:30:38.880 it
00:30:38.980 on
00:30:39.180 no
00:30:41.400 we
00:30:41.560 can
00:30:41.680 really
00:30:41.820 get
00:30:42.000 it
00:30:42.080 on
00:30:42.160 you
00:30:42.260 want
00:30:42.360 to
00:30:42.440 step
00:30:42.580 outside
00:30:43.000 what's
00:30:44.100 up
00:30:44.360 let's
00:30:44.680 go
00:30:45.080 hey
00:30:48.780 so
00:30:49.080 tell me
00:30:50.100 though
00:30:50.220 what does
00:30:50.480 a man
00:30:50.680 have to
00:30:50.960 do
00:30:51.220 to
00:30:51.600 end up
00:30:52.220 with
00:30:52.380 a
00:30:52.620 beautiful
00:30:53.380 Cardi B
00:30:54.200 like you
00:30:54.680 do you
00:30:59.760 do this
00:31:00.120 every day
00:31:00.700 nah
00:31:01.140 it's
00:31:01.340 first
00:31:01.560 I'm
00:31:01.680 nervous
00:31:02.660 you're
00:31:02.920 very
00:31:03.100 beautiful
00:31:03.540 thank
00:31:08.320 you
00:31:08.600 you
00:31:10.840 want
00:31:10.960 to
00:31:11.020 go
00:31:11.100 on a
00:31:11.220 date
00:31:11.380 can
00:31:11.540 we
00:31:11.600 go
00:31:11.680 on
00:31:11.740 a
00:31:11.800 date
00:31:11.980 yeah
00:31:14.600 let's
00:31:16.340 go
00:31:16.440 mini
00:31:16.640 golfing
00:31:17.060 because
00:31:17.240 then
00:31:17.440 you're
00:31:17.640 going to
00:31:17.780 start
00:31:17.940 golfing
00:31:18.460 and
00:31:18.580 then
00:31:18.700 your
00:31:19.060 form
00:31:19.260 is
00:31:19.380 going
00:31:19.460 to
00:31:19.480 be
00:31:19.560 bad
00:31:19.900 and
00:31:20.620 I
00:31:20.700 can
00:31:20.800 teach
00:31:21.000 you
00:31:21.100 the
00:31:21.220 form
00:31:21.480 like
00:31:21.720 what the
00:31:22.280 hey
00:31:22.600 fuck
00:31:23.020 what the
00:31:23.640 I hate
00:31:24.740 women bro
00:31:25.220 what the
00:31:25.680 oh
00:31:28.100 oh
00:31:29.020 you okay
00:31:30.820 oh
00:31:31.400 shut the
00:31:34.120 fuck up
00:31:35.400 I'm
00:31:39.100 sorry
00:31:39.480 why does
00:31:40.320 she sound
00:31:40.620 like
00:31:40.800 she
00:31:41.120 randomly
00:31:41.480 said
00:31:41.680 nah
00:31:42.140 really
00:31:42.440 like
00:31:42.660 what's
00:31:42.880 up
00:31:43.040 I
00:31:43.880 Puerto
00:31:44.140 Rican
00:31:44.320 in
00:31:44.480 black
00:31:44.800 she
00:31:45.400 randomly
00:31:45.680 like
00:31:45.900 how
00:31:46.060 the
00:31:46.200 fuck
00:31:46.380 did
00:31:46.500 that
00:31:46.640 where
00:31:47.000 did
00:31:47.080 that
00:31:47.180 come
00:31:47.360 from
00:31:47.780 chat
00:31:53.580 did I
00:31:53.780 fumble
00:31:53.960 that
00:31:54.180 fuck
00:31:54.680 fumble
00:31:55.320 that
00:31:55.500 huh
00:31:55.820 clip
00:31:59.380 that
00:31:59.520 though
00:31:59.660 clip
00:31:59.820 clip
00:32:00.020 clip
00:32:00.200 clip
00:32:00.360 clip
00:32:00.520 Beth
00:32:02.500 hey
00:32:03.880 how old
00:32:05.860 are you
00:32:06.080 I'm
00:32:07.860 21
00:32:08.400 no you're
00:32:09.280 not
00:32:09.460 you look
00:32:09.740 about
00:32:09.960 13
00:32:10.640 I
00:32:12.360 am
00:32:12.620 fumble
00:32:20.340 fumble
00:32:20.360 fumble
00:32:21.740 fumble
00:32:22.120 fumble
00:32:22.520 fumble
00:32:22.620 hey
00:32:28.840 yeah
00:32:29.440 all right
00:32:31.060 chat no more
00:32:31.600 no more
00:32:31.940 yeah okay
00:32:32.480 cool
00:32:32.740 comedy night
00:32:34.280 time yes
00:32:34.580 or no
00:32:34.840 it's comedy night
00:32:38.500 time and I'm
00:32:38.880 sweating and I'm
00:32:39.400 fucking up I don't
00:32:39.920 want to sweat on my
00:32:40.480 merch so
00:32:40.900 yeah Chad
00:32:44.480 I fumbled it
00:32:44.860 yeah I know
00:32:45.420 now we can
00:32:47.900 really get it
00:32:48.360 on
00:32:48.500 chutz
00:32:54.940 chutz
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