SNEAKO - August 20, 2023SNEAKO Gets Rejected By A Baddie On Monkey...
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about fat dating, relationships, and the perils of being in a relationship with a fat person. We also talk about whether or not you should date someone of a larger weight, and what it means to be in a healthy relationship.
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I'm gonna ask uh would you date a fat girl I like that question would you date it no no no
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would you date a plus size because that's that's uh more undercover they're not gonna know
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hello would you uh can you hear me yeah yeah would you date a plus size man yeah uh how plus size
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huh what like how plus size does it matter yeah I don't think it matters honestly doesn't matter
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no it's all about personality do you think that uh in shape person would have a better personality
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than uh whale fuck no fuck no I'm not even gonna lie no it seems like your friend disagrees a little
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bit because like an in shape person has discipline right fat person has no self-control
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are you streaming okay that's true are you you guys look like streamers are you streaming on twitch
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no no well why do you look you're dressing you look like streamers though
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wait hold on guys oh you mean hold on guys uh uh oh whoa yo women are terrible liars women are bad
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people no no no no no no no no women are bad people I was honest I was honest I'm streaming
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I'm not streaming I'm not streaming one second later who's the guys who's the guys
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so women are bad people I'm not there's people in discord there's people on discord oh okay okay
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not streaming I'm not streaming because they were like talking a lot so we were like okay
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just literally muted them all right okay you're streaming in discord that's fine okay but uh what's
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the fattest you would go fattest I honestly don't know I feel like um not too much because I don't
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really want to be with someone like this is relationship wise right yeah and I want to be
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with someone that's unhealthy because then what if something happens to him like you know health
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wise right and so do you think fat person could be healthy yeah I think if they could if they wanted
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to if they put the effort in to fix things yeah well I'm saying plus size so I'm assuming they're
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already fat so you're gonna get into a relationship with an unhealthy person
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you can't really choose who you like yeah but you can choose you get in a relationship with so
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you should probably prioritize what's going to be an optimal relationship not just like oh my
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feelings isn't that a better option but if they have a good personality doesn't mean you can like
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work together with them and help them change if that's the case if they're too plus size or too big
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then can't you just help them let's be honest though like okay because we have already established
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that women are bad people if I if I if I like come up to the street and cat call you it's gonna be
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way less creepy than like if a giant fat dude who watches anime all day is like and then he says the
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same stuff that I said okay so you're laughing it's true everybody knows that meme of like unspoken
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riz sexual harassment when a really like bad ugly guy says the same stuff that an attractive person
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will say it's seen as creepy that's true okay I mean you got a point yeah okay okay you guys are
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single you're not in a relationship I am oh you are a situationship oh what is it so you're getting
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uh fucked no what does that mean she's in the talking stage yeah it's the talking stage we'll be
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getting there damn oh so you haven't got uh fucked yet you're just like you're just no I haven't gotten
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fucked yet oh good that's cool that's cool that's cool all right what about you in the middle how
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long is uh how long is your relationship lasting so far um two and a half years wow when are you
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gonna get married you like to put a ring on that two and a half years without commitment no there is
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commitment we don't we don't need to get married like we're just taking our time what are you waiting
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for um just financial and stable and then like yeah basically we're not ready for that no we just
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not okay okay just waiting for the right time how long are you going to be in your situation ship
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before you tell them like come on like look I'm worth it I'm like let's go speed it up three months
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is my limit okay I gave him three months that's it we're at two months right now three three months
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is my limit because by then you should know if you want to give somebody a chance or not like you
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know for a relationship in my opinion I think you know within a week and a week what do you need
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three months to figure out like what's your criteria for a relationship for me and to get to know
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somebody what do you need to get to know like there's very personality more than the looks what's
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going on personality oh okay so you don't like personality of course I like personality but just
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like three months to figure out someone's personality we've been talking for three minutes and I
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already feel like I know you guys I don't think that's how it works no you have to know someone
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to like them like you can just dive into the relationship do you play Valorant well I played
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yesterday those see I you know the funny thing I've never played that game I don't know what it is
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but I know you play that for something like this the discord the conversation the way you're talking
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the headphones the thing is I don't even know what that game is and I've just seen like you know I'm
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putting the pieces together I'm stereotyping you and I was right like okay so but but you wouldn't
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know that that was my first time playing it right that was your first time playing it yes okay but
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it was yesterday it was yesterday okay I'm still taking that as a w all right um all right fine fine
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all right and then you on the left you go to comic-con like dress-up conventions no absolutely not
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absolutely not you've never been to an anime convention you've never been to no no no no no just
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because I'm wearing the Grinch does not mean I go to anime conventions exactly you don't know
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nothing no wait but so what type of uh gamer because you got to have like some nerd thing
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about you Grinch girl what's that supposed to mean you're a little nerdy you watch shows a lot I'm a
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gamer I'm a gamer no I don't watch shows sorry well okay I'm a gamer I game a lot yeah I game a lot
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okay what what are you what are you playing that you're playing okay uh rocket league
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no what do you play you never play that you had to guess
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it's because I'm not a gamer and I don't know video games so that's not fair but fine um
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how old are you guys 21 22 okay are you vaccinated no yes oh why why'd you get it because you're asian
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are you whoa whoa whoa whoa what do you mean why I can say that I can I can make stare I could
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stereotype okay I just um basically just wanted to get it because they said it lessens your chances
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of dying do you regret it no no why did you uh Grinch girl why did you not get vaccinated
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I'm not gonna lie I don't trust the government it's all a mirage
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it's all a mirage okay your base simulation what what is your favorite conspiracy theory
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everything's a simulation what is uh the conspiracy theory that you don't really tell people because
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you don't want people to look at you weird everything's a simulation nah people that that's
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a pretty standard one I just see I didn't look at you weird at that one all right what about you
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what's something like you say the earth is flat the earth is flat huh see it worked it worked
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got you got you got you okay how are you guys friends uh do you guys know each other you're just
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like I had discord friends we've known each other for like what four years now I think
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but we met online yeah yeah we met online and we just stayed friends after that yeah okay so
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what do you do on monkey what do you what's your I'm coming on here asking about fat people what
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what's your monkey talking about you know I mean that's something we're literally just on here just
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to do it honestly just to do it yeah just for the fun of it yeah all right what's the who's the
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most interesting person that you've come across so far besides me obviously
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probably the person with the ashy ass just put it up in the camera what the he was just wiggling
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and you haven't seen that yet you haven't seen that yet no no no I'm streaming I can't I can't
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put ass on the screen I know I don't see that wait a minute you said you're streaming you said
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you were streaming guys she caught me she caught me guys yeah I said that from the jump
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and you said women were bad guys you said women were bad okay yeah yeah women are bad people
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but no you can agree right what oh man you're the one who likes us come on now I mean you guys are
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cool so far but women are uh bad people yeah I think people are bad we have different perspectives
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wait so who do you think uh is a bad person like what's your description of a bad person
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what about you vaccinated asian person who's a bad person
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um I can't really say like I guess someone who has a negative mindset then yeah like not like
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just negative in general but you know what I mean like who wants to do something bad to a person
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somebody who spreads negativity okay both of you are not religious
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no I'm not a little bit it's a little bit so you have astrology stars stuff
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so so what is a little bit no no no no no so what does that mean what does that mean a little
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bit religious I mean like Christianity I'm gonna believe I'd rather believe in something rather
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than nothing okay okay I do believe there is a higher up but exactly I'd rather believe in
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something rather than nothing yeah okay cool all right what would you rate this um I'm losing
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steam right now it was cooking for a while but I'm losing it so what would you rate this on a scale
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one to ten rate what um I think two is fine I'm just kidding I'm kidding yo I'm kidding
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women are bad people huh wow wow no no no no no no be honest be honest be honest be honest
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one through ten it was it's a night for me it was pretty entertaining I would try to hit on you
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but you have a good relationship going on um you're very beautiful what about Grinch girl uh one
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one through ten what this yeah yeah I would say a nine nine and a half yeah nine are you wait so
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you could probably uh ditch that situationship and uh I know you're lying no I'm loyal you're loyal
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but you're not it's a situationship but I'm loyal how can you be loyal to the situationship I'm
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gonna wife you up you're gonna you're gonna no no no no no no your man's decided he's not even
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claiming you let me be the Lulu fair that's why women are bad people because you like being
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delusional that's fine cool have a great night guys this was fun bye you too all right
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hey I have been on monkey with him before you have I have would you date a plus size man
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yes how plus size Broadway type of size okay I don't care about the hair opinion
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hey how you doing hey what's good what's your name
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uh you're my cut out can you say it one more time but when you say do you mind like
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can you uh like let's stretch a little bit no it's like my back's a little like we can do some
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yoga just like stretch it out ready one two three a shabby on shabby on wow uh how old are you you
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nothing's gonna top that first one that first one was
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why are you making fun of me what I what did I do to you for you to make fun of me
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why would you say I wasn't making fun of me you made him cry
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yeah we are so sorry we are so sorry cry you loser
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do people ever say weird stuff to you because you're the waitress
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um no they look at me or like if I don't seat them in the place they want to be seen it
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what is it what was the weirdest interaction you had with somebody in the restaurant
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um okay so a Hispanic guy asking like no offense on Hispanic but like just trying to describe him
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so he was like he was translating he like walked up to me with the Google Translator
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because like how am I supposed to learn Spanish
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like how are we supposed to understand each other
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it actually lowers a lot of the anxiety because
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you don't have to talk about nonsense the whole time right
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you have to be more decisive about everything you say
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why did you say your birth year instead of how old you are