SNEAKO - SNEAKO Gives Away Money on Monkey!

00:00:00.000 Okay, you want to go monkey is that the that's the more Gen Z one and nice. There's only guy or girl

00:00:05.320 There's only two genders on monkey. I like it sneaker. It was good. Why are there two people that's not?

00:00:10.760 No, that's not really sneaker. Not as well. Wait

00:00:15.240 Why are there two you can do two people on monkey? This is not really sneaker

00:00:20.760 What's good with you? Why do you laugh like that? Well, it's not sneaky. Are you sneaker?

00:00:24.280 You know what yes, yes, yes. Yeah, what what the fuck your monkey monkeys really black

00:00:31.480 What's up

00:00:33.480 What is that in the back?

00:00:35.480 Nigga, what's up? What you got to do with that? Why are you talking to me like that?

00:00:39.780 What's up?

00:00:41.780 Shoot something if you really bought it, bro. Oh

00:00:54.280 Tell the people tell the people don't fuck with me. Oh, try try don't play that go fuck with me on the YouTube right now

00:01:01.480 Oh

00:01:03.480 What

00:01:05.480 You guys look like a room of really smart gentlemen, what you say? This looks like a room of really intellectual gentlemen

00:01:11.720 Go no

00:01:13.720 You got to have us on there hope so I can go see me on that bitch

00:01:20.920 What's your YouTube? What's your YouTube?

00:01:22.920 I'm banned on YouTube

00:01:24.920 I'm saying what show you what show you what's your band on YouTube? What's your Instagram?

00:01:30.720 His name is I being on YouTube

00:01:32.720 All right, is that why they call a monkey?

00:01:34.920 Yo, yo, yo, yo, you want to hear my song man?

00:01:38.720 All right, it's a good song. I promise. Okay.

00:01:41.720 I'm gonna play it for you. All right

00:01:44.920 Tell me if you like it be honest, all right?

00:01:46.920 All right

00:01:47.920 All right

00:01:53.720 I ain't trolling either, so

00:02:11.720 This is a long-ass intro bro

00:02:19.720 Start the song man

00:02:20.720 Yeah, what?

00:02:21.720 That's that's the longest intro I've ever heard

00:02:23.720 All right, I'll just skip it

00:02:24.720 You right, you right. Let me just skip it up

00:02:26.720 Polo gee

00:02:30.720 That's a that's a polo gee song this me bro

00:02:31.720 You go tell me that's not polo gee

00:02:32.720 I swear to God, this is me

00:02:33.720 All right, keep playing

00:02:34.720 That's a polo G song this me bro you'll tell me that's not polo G. I sort of got me

00:02:49.180 All right

00:02:58.420 Yo chat W. Oh

00:03:01.980 Huh, I was talking my chat. I'm saying W. I want to see what they think about it

00:03:19.180 I

00:03:28.820 Didn't hear one word. He said that whole song

00:03:34.320 I knew I knew it I hear it I can hear it right let me let me see what let me see your skin color

00:03:41.780 Huh, let me see your hand

00:03:45.060 Okay, okay

00:03:47.060 Wait, what kind of what kind of taco are you? Can I see just let me see what your skin tone?

00:03:52.700 You want to see my taco? What the fuck? Just let me see your hand

00:04:00.740 I can't tell what what color that was based off that

00:04:04.460 I'm fucking white bro

00:04:06.460 Word

00:04:08.460 Word

00:04:10.460 Oh

00:04:11.660 Good

00:04:13.660 Good you like white bitches

00:04:15.660 What the fuck

00:04:17.660 Wait on tiktok, but he's not

00:04:21.340 How old are you?

00:04:23.340 Good night

00:04:25.340 That was misleading. That was misleading with the sound. I know you fell for that, too

00:04:30.340 What sound?

00:04:32.400 You

00:04:33.400 Why do you look like that?

00:04:36.060 Wait, cuz you said sad. I'm confused what sound why is he looking at me like behind your hair?

00:04:40.840 Stop looking at me like that

00:04:44.520 Stop looking at me like that

00:04:46.520 He's just curious

00:04:47.520 I'm not curious

00:04:48.520 That's how I'm looking. That's how you're sitting

00:04:50.520 I'm not looking. I'm just sitting here

00:04:53.520 You guys look

00:04:54.520 You look bi-curious

00:04:56.520 Okay, hold on

00:04:58.520 That's a skip. Yeah

00:05:00.520 Cuz

00:05:02.520 Hey

00:05:04.200 Hey, cuz you like a YouTube fool

00:05:06.360 Nah, nah, I'm not

00:05:08.200 I'm jeezing nigga YouTube

00:05:10.200 Hey, why the fuck I just got like four people YouTube? I'm tired of seeing y'all that

00:05:15.000 Who do you want to talk to on here?

00:05:17.000 Some hoes

00:05:17.700 Hey, but look, keep going with your YouTube

00:05:19.200 I see you got the gold and the silver job

00:05:21.200 That means y'all have been working

00:05:22.800 Nah, I got banned on YouTube

00:05:23.840 I need to put my Rumble plaque on there

00:05:25.440 You watch Rumble?

00:05:26.480 Yeah, yeah

00:05:27.600 You don't watch Rumble?

00:05:29.040 Rumble?

00:05:29.920 Rumble?

00:05:30.880 Rumble? No, I don't know

00:05:32.000 I thought you said Roble

00:05:33.920 I don't even know what the fuck Roble is

00:05:36.240 Yeah, that's a show

00:05:37.520 I'm like, yeah, I watch this shit

00:05:38.880 It's an action show on Netflix

00:05:40.560 Hey, where you from? Chicago?

00:05:42.160 Nah, I'm from Mississippi

00:05:44.000 I rap

00:05:44.960 I'm an upcoming artist and shit

00:05:46.560 You're an upcoming artist?

00:05:47.840 Yeah

00:05:48.480 What are your dreams and aspirations?

00:05:50.800 Uh, my dreams?

00:05:52.640 I'm gonna say

00:05:53.600 I can go short term, long term

00:05:55.120 We doing like my dreams

00:05:56.080 I'll sum everything up

00:05:57.600 Long term?

00:05:58.720 Uh, my long term realist

00:06:00.320 I have my own business

00:06:01.600 I'm actually a barber too

00:06:03.360 You know what I'm saying?

00:06:03.840 I'm finna be in school

00:06:05.200 A barber next month

00:06:06.880 Uh, I procrastinated a lot

00:06:08.640 I'm supposed to be in school

00:06:09.680 But a lot came over my moment

00:06:11.440 And I had to

00:06:12.240 It's just

00:06:12.720 It's a long situation

00:06:13.680 It's personal

00:06:14.160 But uh

00:06:15.280 Really just like have my own shop

00:06:16.960 You know what I'm saying?

00:06:17.600 And have a couple people come to me

00:06:18.880 And stuff like this

00:06:19.520 Really have my own

00:06:20.320 Everything my own

00:06:21.280 Who do you think runs the world?

00:06:24.720 Who I think run the world?

00:06:25.920 Yeah

00:06:26.320 What do you mean by that?

00:06:29.600 Who, who's in control?

00:06:30.720 Bro, what is it?

00:06:32.160 I gotta ask you this

00:06:33.280 Like, why don't you put a battery in your fire alarm?

00:06:35.520 Damn, you give me some good questions

00:06:38.960 Uh

00:06:39.440 I don't know

00:06:41.920 That's not that good of a question

00:06:43.120 It's just a battery

00:06:44.160 And it's a beep

00:06:45.060 And it's driving me

00:06:45.940 And I don't understand

00:06:46.940 How that doesn't bother you

00:06:48.560 Please explain

00:06:49.240 I

00:06:50.240 I don't care to tell you

00:06:51.880 I don't even put batteries in them

00:06:53.360 I don't

00:06:53.640 I hate hearing them hoes

00:06:55.260 For real

00:06:55.700 I don't

00:06:57.600 If you put a battery in it

00:06:59.580 Then you're not gonna hear it anymore

00:07:00.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:01.940 I don't put it in there at all

00:07:03.040 Why?

00:07:05.520 I don't use

00:07:06.400 Like

00:07:06.680 What do you mean?

00:07:07.320 Like a fire alarm in the house?

00:07:09.300 Yeah

00:07:09.460 Do you hear the beep?

00:07:14.280 I don't hear a shit

00:07:15.280 Oh, hello

00:07:15.600 You said

00:07:15.940 Actually, do I hear a song?

00:07:17.580 It's gonna beep

00:07:18.680 In like 15 more seconds

00:07:19.900 It's gonna go

00:07:23.460 Meep

00:07:23.820 You just don't hear it

00:07:26.460 Oh, hey

00:07:28.580 You wanna know something?

00:07:29.260 Actually, I know what you're talking about

00:07:31.380 That actually is in my house

00:07:32.960 I thought you're talking about

00:07:33.600 Like another fire alarm

00:07:35.020 We got some things that beep

00:07:36.640 Like for like 20 seconds

00:07:38.580 20 seconds of paying

00:07:39.760 Beep

00:07:40.440 Then they'll do it again

00:07:41.800 Yeah

00:07:42.220 Because that's because

00:07:42.960 You need to put a battery in it

00:07:44.040 Why don't you just put a battery

00:07:45.060 In the fire alarm

00:07:45.760 So it doesn't beep?

00:07:47.440 Hold up

00:07:47.920 See, I ain't know

00:07:48.420 That's what you were talking about

00:07:49.480 I don't know

00:07:50.160 I'm gonna do it

00:07:50.500 I'm gonna do it in a minute

00:07:51.140 I gotta roll up right quick

00:07:52.320 Usually I'll be on here

00:07:54.580 Like really just like

00:07:55.500 Networking with people

00:07:56.520 Just networking?

00:07:58.440 Yeah

00:07:58.720 I'm just like networking

00:07:59.620 Letting people know what I do

00:08:01.280 Then I'm at this fine-ass girl

00:08:03.460 When I get

00:08:04.140 Man, when I get up there

00:08:05.180 I'm gonna have to fly this hoe out

00:08:06.220 I don't care, I tell you

00:08:06.980 This bitch dumbass

00:08:07.880 Hey, what type of females

00:08:09.900 You talk to?

00:08:11.700 I like

00:08:12.380 I like white women

00:08:14.180 Yeah

00:08:15.560 See me

00:08:16.140 I have my favorite shares with them

00:08:17.760 What's your favorite type of white girl?

00:08:20.600 My favorite type of white girl?

00:08:22.220 Yeah

00:08:22.460 You mean give you a

00:08:23.400 I'm gonna compare

00:08:24.420 I'm gonna

00:08:25.060 Yo

00:08:25.620 The white girl that I always wanted to hit

00:08:28.340 Shit, I don't know

00:08:31.380 I just thought about that

00:08:32.400 I said I want a white girl

00:08:33.760 But I don't know

00:08:34.220 You like fat white women

00:08:35.760 Or skinny white women?

00:08:36.780 Hell no

00:08:37.460 I don't got no thing

00:08:38.920 Against the fat people

00:08:40.560 But

00:08:40.860 That just ain't my type of teeth

00:08:42.380 I'm a skinny nigga myself

00:08:43.680 So

00:08:44.000 My girl gotta at least be

00:08:45.560 Like goddamn

00:08:46.900 Thick or skinny

00:08:48.100 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:49.020 Slim, thick

00:08:49.720 Perfect for me

00:08:50.660 Slim, thick, perfect for me

00:08:52.240 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:52.780 I don't got no problem with it

00:08:53.940 But I can't

00:08:55.140 I can't do the fattening, bruh

00:08:56.380 I'm sorry

00:08:56.860 I can't do it

00:08:59.460 Hey, yo set up fresh and full though

00:09:00.920 You look like you legit

00:09:01.780 Right now

00:09:02.220 Where I come from

00:09:03.240 Man, I look like you

00:09:03.960 You a damn big-ass

00:09:05.320 YouTube

00:09:05.680 Like a big-ass

00:09:06.620 I gotta put the

00:09:07.940 These plaques mean nothing right now

00:09:09.700 People need to see this

00:09:10.620 I don't know where to put it

00:09:11.660 This is wacky

00:09:12.580 I'm not gonna lie

00:09:13.400 This does not look as good

00:09:15.060 As the YouTube plaque

00:09:15.840 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

00:09:17.800 But still, hey

00:09:18.540 That shit legit

00:09:19.300 This

00:09:20.020 It looks weird

00:09:23.380 Oh

00:09:23.560 Yeah, it look weird

00:09:25.020 But it ain't bad, though

00:09:25.920 Shit

00:09:26.240 Alright, man, you right

00:09:27.340 Yeah, it ain't bad, bruh

00:09:29.700 Where I come from

00:09:30.540 I can't tell you

00:09:31.220 Anything

00:09:31.600 Your success is different

00:09:33.620 From like how it is

00:09:34.940 Here

00:09:35.220 Alright, so who runs the world?

00:09:38.500 Shit, I believe

00:09:39.420 Man, I don't

00:09:40.120 What you mean like

00:09:41.200 Who runs the world?

00:09:41.680 Like the whole world

00:09:43.160 Yeah, who's in control of the world?

00:09:45.320 God, shit

00:09:46.040 What you

00:09:46.380 I'm gonna say that

00:09:47.880 But if you wanna be like

00:09:49.320 Release the lead

00:09:50.700 Release the lead

00:09:51.400 God, but I'm gonna say

00:09:52.200 The fucking government

00:09:53.000 Okay, who do you think

00:09:55.120 Tells the government

00:09:56.040 What to do?

00:10:00.680 Fuck, breaking me

00:10:01.660 You're waking my brain up

00:10:03.660 A little bit

00:10:04.020 Hold up

00:10:04.440 Cause I ain't answer

00:10:05.820 No questions like this

00:10:06.760 None of the day

00:10:07.200 I've been smoking and shit

00:10:08.080 So

00:10:08.320 I'm gonna say

00:10:09.240 I don't know

00:10:11.080 That's a good-ass question

00:10:11.920 I don't know

00:10:12.700 Who's telling them

00:10:13.240 What to do

00:10:13.680 But

00:10:14.420 Yo

00:10:15.200 Yeah, I got it

00:10:19.640 If I give you

00:10:21.740 $500 right now

00:10:23.140 Will you do

00:10:23.440 15 push-ups with me?

00:10:25.500 Will I do what?

00:10:26.800 Would you do

00:10:27.340 15 push-ups with me

00:10:28.440 If I give you $500?

00:10:30.220 Cause I can't

00:10:31.080 I'm not

00:10:31.740 You do this shit

00:10:32.500 I'll give you

00:10:32.960 Oh God

00:10:34.300 I just got a

00:10:35.780 $500 dono

00:10:36.680 I'm gonna give it to you

00:10:37.540 But you just gotta do

00:10:38.480 15 push-ups with me

00:10:39.920 Cause

00:10:40.200 Stop playing

00:10:40.860 I'm not playing

00:10:41.480 I'm not playing

00:10:41.980 You're dead serious, bro

00:10:43.840 100% serious

00:10:45.280 Bro, on my granddaddy head

00:10:47.420 Bro, if you do this

00:10:48.540 If you for real, bro

00:10:50.240 If you play, just skip

00:10:51.440 Because if you don't know

00:10:52.600 How important

00:10:53.060 Bro, this shit is so important, bro

00:10:54.320 On everything

00:10:55.520 Bro, let go

00:10:57.100 What the fuck

00:10:57.720 Hold on

00:10:58.660 Let me get my

00:10:59.380 Tell me your cash

00:11:00.280 Hold on

00:11:01.300 All my life

00:11:03.360 I've been trying

00:11:04.080 Bro, it's Zaytovy

00:11:05.720 Zaytovy

00:11:12.500 Yo, Z-A-Y

00:11:14.420 Z-A-Y-E-T-O-B-I

00:11:16.040 Wait, alright

00:11:19.300 Z-A-Y-T-O

00:11:21.460 Hold on

00:11:22.520 Nah, it's Z-A-Y-E-T-O-B-I

00:11:24.720 Zaytovy

00:11:27.000 Yo, Zaytovy

00:11:28.440 Mine is

00:11:29.660 And your profile picture

00:11:31.460 Is this?

00:11:32.040 It's that

00:11:32.300 It's you like

00:11:32.780 Picking on you

00:11:33.300 Like that?

00:11:34.080 Yo

00:11:34.380 Yo

00:11:35.580 That's crazy

00:11:37.360 This is too crazy

00:11:38.360 Ain't no way

00:11:39.660 This actually

00:11:41.580 Just hit me

00:11:42.160 Tell me if you got it

00:11:46.980 But you gotta do

00:11:49.280 15 push-ups

00:11:50.060 Yo, let's go

00:11:51.180 You got it?

00:11:52.600 Hold on

00:11:53.020 No, I don't

00:11:57.460 What?

00:12:00.880 You lying

00:12:01.480 No, I didn't

00:12:02.740 I don't

00:12:03.740 Bro, whoa

00:12:05.180 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

00:12:07.100 Dude, what the world

00:12:08.720 Dude, what the world?

00:12:09.700 You got it?

00:12:10.240 Yo

00:12:10.760 Alright, 15

00:12:13.300 15 right now

00:12:14.280 Hey, let's go

00:12:16.500 Let it go

00:12:16.900 Right now

00:12:17.460 Dude, what the

00:12:18.340 Dude, what the

00:12:18.960 Hey, hold on, hold on

00:12:20.480 Hey, give me a minute

00:12:21.180 Give me a minute

00:12:21.580 Just wait, just wait

00:12:22.340 Hold on

00:12:22.640 What?

00:12:23.260 Wait

00:12:23.520 Where'd he go?

00:12:32.840 What's the problem?

00:12:33.500 What's the problem, man?

00:12:34.300 Cause you know how long my

00:12:35.900 Like, bro, you got

00:12:38.080 You still YouTube?

00:12:39.180 You still YouTube?

00:12:40.300 Yeah

00:12:40.620 Bro, you got to give me

00:12:42.540 You got to give me all your stuff

00:12:43.660 I got to subscribe, bro

00:12:44.640 I'm bad on YouTube, bro

00:12:46.340 Rumble

00:12:46.720 Rumble

00:12:47.800 Oh my

00:12:48.440 Rumble

00:12:49.160 So you on Rumble?

00:12:50.560 Yeah

00:12:50.860 Bro, I got you

00:12:52.820 When I say I got you so much

00:12:54.220 Cause you don't know what this

00:12:55.240 Man, ain't no way

00:12:56.900 I just been praying

00:12:58.160 Like, before you did any of this, bro

00:12:59.860 I promise

00:13:00.320 I've been praying and praying

00:13:02.160 Like, man

00:13:02.700 It's been

00:13:03.160 It's been too rough

00:13:04.000 Like, for real

00:13:04.580 Like, with my movies

00:13:05.640 I've been

00:13:06.000 It's been days

00:13:06.820 I want to give up on movies

00:13:07.860 You know what I'm saying

00:13:08.300 And this is gonna help me out, bro

00:13:09.880 Like, you don't know

00:13:10.600 How I preach that I am

00:13:11.500 Cause I ain't know

00:13:12.000 I gonna run up on YouTube

00:13:12.840 Like, I get bored

00:13:14.180 I just get on here

00:13:14.860 Trying to promote my movies

00:13:15.720 You know what I'm saying

00:13:16.240 There you go

00:13:17.100 What's your

00:13:18.500 What's your SoundCloud?

00:13:20.580 Uh, I ain't no SoundCloud

00:13:21.760 But I do got my

00:13:22.520 I own everything on

00:13:23.720 I own everything on YouTube

00:13:25.420 Alpha Mirrors

00:13:26.200 I'm behind it

00:13:26.820 Like, they're mine

00:13:27.400 I ain't sign nobody

00:13:28.940 Zay

00:13:29.400 Zay Tobis

00:13:30.340 Z-Y-E-T-O-B-I

00:13:31.900 Bro

00:13:33.960 This dude just sent me

00:13:37.360 $500

00:13:37.960 And he

00:13:40.000 Hold on, hold on

00:13:41.580 Aight, come on

00:13:42.360 Let's do these push-ups

00:13:43.180 Yo, yo

00:13:43.820 Let's do these push-ups, bro

00:13:45.760 Cause I

00:13:46.480 How many are we doing?

00:13:48.420 Just 15

00:13:49.100 Wait, no

00:13:49.840 15, yeah

00:13:50.840 Big, hold up

00:13:52.280 Bro, what the

00:14:07.420 Well, this is too crazy

00:14:08.940 Cause I've been working out

00:14:10.500 But it was falling, though

00:14:11.480 Hey, keep it up, bro

00:14:14.800 Hey, uh

00:14:17.000 Hold on, I got a screen record

00:14:18.620 You're covering your mic

00:14:27.300 Put your hand off the mic

00:14:28.160 Yeah, my mom

00:14:29.620 They confirmed

00:14:30.120 Cause I don't know

00:14:30.520 What's going on

00:14:31.000 But I'm too excited

00:14:31.780 Right now

00:14:32.180 I'm finna let them know

00:14:33.020 But, um

00:14:34.220 Wait, hold on

00:14:34.860 Can you give, um

00:14:36.120 If I send you another 200

00:14:37.840 Can you give it to your mom?

00:14:39.940 Yes

00:14:40.260 Bro, what's up

00:14:42.540 You gotta give it

00:14:43.340 You gotta give it to your mom, though

00:14:44.420 Hey

00:14:45.040 My mom, right

00:14:45.960 She right here

00:14:46.780 Literally

00:14:47.280 She right

00:14:50.860 Come here, mom

00:14:51.340 She literally right here, bro

00:14:54.060 Like, this my

00:14:54.660 This like my twin

00:14:56.180 Look at this

00:14:58.080 Hold on, check

00:14:59.400 Check your cat

00:15:00.160 How you doing, mom?

00:15:01.760 Hi

00:15:02.280 Bro, like, this is so crazy

00:15:03.740 I just got this friend

00:15:05.100 Like

00:15:05.460 Bro, I'm on

00:15:07.640 You finna read that time

00:15:08.780 My whole

00:15:09.180 But, like

00:15:09.540 Even with this little situation

00:15:10.640 Like, my

00:15:11.300 Thinking

00:15:11.860 Bro, this is too crazy

00:15:14.140 Shout out to ABS

00:15:15.960 Bro, I ain't no way

00:15:25.100 Dude

00:15:25.480 Dude

00:15:26.220 Dude

00:15:26.600 Dude

00:15:26.880 Dude

00:15:27.080 Dude

00:15:27.260 Dude

00:15:27.560 I ain't no way, bro

00:15:28.860 I'm saying, like

00:15:33.120 Like, who are you, bro?

00:15:37.180 Like, that's what I'm trying to say

00:15:38.240 Like

00:15:38.480 Man, I'm just

00:15:39.880 Just out here, bro

00:15:43.640 Hey, man, have a good night

00:15:45.000 Make sure your mom gets that 200, though

00:15:46.420 Bro, oh my god

00:15:48.520 I gotta text

00:15:49.620 Hey, you gotta look at your monkey messages

00:15:52.080 Like your messages

00:15:52.820 I gotta text you, bro

00:15:53.900 I got to

00:15:54.420 And I appreciate you so much

00:15:56.220 Yeah, no problem, bro

00:15:57.080 Keep it up, man

00:15:57.580 Keep networking

00:15:58.220 Yeah, appreciate

00:15:58.560 The show

00:15:59.640 Yo, Sneeko

00:16:05.220 What up, bro?

00:16:07.320 Yo

00:16:07.800 I heard about you, my nigga

00:16:10.540 Hey, man

00:16:11.980 What

00:16:14.320 Is your

00:16:15.540 Yo

00:16:15.960 I heard about you, y'all

00:16:17.540 Hey

00:16:18.000 What's up, man?

00:16:19.000 Well, first, first, first

00:16:19.980 Let me ask you a question

00:16:20.740 Who runs the world?

00:16:24.260 Hmm

00:16:24.560 You want me to say what?

00:16:30.620 I ain't trying to say no dumb shit

00:16:33.520 Like

00:16:33.840 I'm just

00:16:35.440 I'm gonna say what

00:16:36.860 You know

00:16:39.360 You guys say

00:16:40.180 Elites

00:16:40.640 You know

00:16:42.000 That type of shit

00:16:43.220 Okay

00:16:43.680 Okay

00:16:44.460 Do you believe in God?

00:16:46.800 Um

00:16:47.180 Yeah, I think

00:16:48.120 I think we're God

00:16:49.040 I'm gonna be honest

00:16:50.480 What?

00:16:51.700 I believe in God

00:16:52.620 I believe in God

00:16:53.540 What you mean by we're God?

00:16:55.680 Um

00:16:56.040 Shit

00:16:58.600 I don't know, bro

00:17:01.720 No, I can't explain it

00:17:03.380 Cause I'm

00:17:03.760 I'm in front of the sneak of himself, bro

00:17:05.840 I'm like, hold up

00:17:06.840 What do you mean by that?

00:17:08.640 Do you practice religion?

00:17:11.300 Um

00:17:11.700 It's Christian

00:17:12.540 But then

00:17:13.080 I just started hearing shit about Christianity

00:17:15.560 Now I'm questioning my religion, really

00:17:17.780 What did you hear about Christianity?

00:17:21.440 Ups and downs

00:17:22.420 I don't know, man

00:17:23.580 Like

00:17:23.920 Conspiracy theories

00:17:25.480 Like

00:17:25.920 So-called

00:17:26.760 I don't know

00:17:27.400 Can you

00:17:28.460 Can you explain a little bit?

00:17:29.500 I don't really know what you're talking about

00:17:30.720 Hmm

00:17:32.400 I'm saying like

00:17:36.500 Spiritual creators

00:17:37.940 Type shit

00:17:38.860 Like

00:17:40.160 I don't know

00:17:43.380 It's like

00:17:45.960 The spiritual

00:17:46.540 Huh?

00:17:49.020 It's the spiritual creators

00:17:50.700 That like

00:17:51.300 Be on social media

00:17:52.560 That be talking about Christianity

00:17:54.340 This and that

00:17:55.700 I don't know

00:17:56.260 You

00:17:56.480 You have to look at it yourself

00:17:57.960 I'm not explaining that

00:17:59.360 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:01.060 Like

00:18:01.460 Those people got me questioning

00:18:03.940 About Christianity

00:18:04.920 You know?

00:18:06.380 Okay

00:18:06.600 No, I believe in God

00:18:07.560 I believe in Jesus

00:18:08.380 I believe

00:18:09.240 There has to be a reason

00:18:14.000 Why we're on this shit, you know?

00:18:15.380 Yeah, yeah

00:18:15.900 I don't know

00:18:15.960 Okay, bro

00:18:16.880 How about this?

00:18:17.760 If you had

00:18:18.320 If you randomly got $500 right now

00:18:20.720 What would you do with it?

00:18:22.640 I'd invest in like

00:18:23.940 Stocks or some shit

00:18:25.840 I wouldn't even waste it

00:18:27.600 To be honest

00:18:28.160 Because I'd be dumb and shit

00:18:29.340 Like

00:18:30.560 You wouldn't invest in stocks?

00:18:32.120 I'm only 16, dog

00:18:33.560 But like

00:18:34.780 Stocks?

00:18:35.560 I don't know

00:18:36.060 Dropshipping?

00:18:37.000 I don't know

00:18:37.160 Dropshipping?

00:18:40.680 Who knows?

00:18:41.440 Like

00:18:41.660 I don't know how that shit works though

00:18:43.360 If you get $500

00:18:44.540 You could probably use that

00:18:46.300 Like build

00:18:47.140 Build some kind of

00:18:48.880 Community or some shit

00:18:50.540 Like

00:18:50.820 What?

00:18:51.700 You make some

00:18:52.560 Clothing brand

00:18:53.680 I don't know

00:18:54.580 With $500?

00:18:56.580 I don't know what to do with $500

00:18:58.340 I know definitely

00:18:59.520 I'm not gonna waste it

00:19:00.600 I would have to think

00:19:01.480 About that shit

00:19:02.140 You know

00:19:02.480 That's just

00:19:04.560 What I've been

00:19:05.000 What I just told you

00:19:06.180 Is what

00:19:06.480 What's been on my mind

00:19:08.040 Lately

00:19:08.380 Cause

00:19:09.960 Cause like

00:19:10.660 Nowadays

00:19:12.040 People are starting

00:19:12.820 Know

00:19:13.080 Clothing brands

00:19:13.880 Like shit

00:19:14.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:19:15.680 Alright, bro

00:19:18.040 Keep believing in God

00:19:19.280 Alright, bro

00:19:21.960 That dude was

00:19:22.800 Chatting, bro

00:19:23.780 Hey, if you got

00:19:29.860 If you got $500

00:19:30.520 Right now

00:19:31.040 What would you do with it?

00:19:33.220 I would buy myself an RV

00:19:34.560 So I can get out of my shitty house

00:19:36.140 An RV for $500?

00:19:39.660 I thought you said $5,000

00:19:41.000 $500

00:19:42.160 Okay, what about $5,000?

00:19:44.060 You'd buy an RV for $5,000?

00:19:46.440 I would get

00:19:47.440 No

00:19:47.900 I would fucking

00:19:48.680 Get a plane ticket

00:19:50.240 To my online friend

00:19:51.520 Your online friend?

00:19:54.700 Yeah

00:19:55.100 Is that a dude?

00:19:58.240 Don't worry about it

00:19:59.180 It's a guy

00:19:59.860 So you're gonna spend

00:20:00.920 A flight all the way

00:20:02.120 To go see some guy

00:20:02.880 You met on Monkey?

00:20:04.440 No

00:20:04.840 What'd you meet?

00:20:06.480 I met him on Snapchat

00:20:07.740 And he literally

00:20:08.540 Saved me from killing myself

00:20:09.920 But that's none of your business

00:20:11.780 A random guy on Snapchat?

00:20:13.380 What the fuck?

00:20:14.740 What?

00:20:15.120 Bro, who are these people, bro?

00:20:18.040 What's good, bro, bro?

00:20:19.300 Yo, what's poppin', bro?

00:20:20.060 What would you do right now

00:20:20.820 If you got $500

00:20:21.640 That just landed in your lap?

00:20:23.780 Bro, I don't know, bro

00:20:27.620 I'd probably say that shit

00:20:28.500 To be for real

00:20:29.180 Cause, I mean

00:20:30.560 I don't be investing that

00:20:31.460 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:32.980 Invest

00:20:33.300 I mean, what would you save for?

00:20:35.940 I don't know, bro

00:20:36.740 Like

00:20:37.000 I'd just save, bro

00:20:38.880 Like, I'm really, like

00:20:39.520 Frivolous with my money

00:20:40.440 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:44.680 Like

00:20:45.000 I feel like it's good

00:20:46.000 To, like

00:20:46.420 Just have money in your bank account

00:20:48.240 In case some shit happens

00:20:49.280 You know

00:20:49.620 Coming from somebody

00:20:50.400 That's been homeless twice

00:20:51.480 Like

00:20:51.800 You just gotta, like

00:20:53.780 Make sure, like

00:20:55.100 You got that money

00:20:55.800 Cause

00:20:56.280 If you don't got that safety net

00:20:57.860 Then

00:20:58.460 It all falls on you

00:20:59.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:01.000 Mm-hmm

00:21:01.400 Yeah

00:21:02.680 Wait, bro

00:21:04.080 You sneaker, ain't you?

00:21:06.580 Yeah, what's good?

00:21:08.000 That's crazy, bro

00:21:09.020 I've watched some of your videos, bro

00:21:10.400 I got some questions for you, bro

00:21:11.860 Okay, okay

00:21:12.340 Here we go

00:21:12.700 I got

00:21:13.620 I got a good moral question for you

00:21:15.200 Just to see where you stand

00:21:16.420 Alright

00:21:17.780 So

00:21:18.220 There's this train

00:21:19.640 Right?

00:21:20.520 You're on the railroad tracks

00:21:21.440 Beside it

00:21:21.980 There's this train

00:21:23.020 It's heading down this path

00:21:24.120 Right?

00:21:25.660 In front of it

00:21:26.700 Is one person

00:21:27.840 And the other one's five

00:21:28.860 Yeah

00:21:29.880 Yeah, what do you

00:21:30.640 What would you choose?

00:21:31.740 If you could divert it

00:21:32.760 And kill those five people

00:21:35.360 Or would you let the train

00:21:36.680 Stay on the path

00:21:37.420 And kill that one person?

00:21:38.700 Let's say they're the same age

00:21:39.900 Same gender

00:21:40.600 What would you choose?

00:21:41.740 I would kill the one person

00:21:42.900 Save the five

00:21:43.520 Why?

00:21:46.380 Because

00:21:46.740 I understand

00:21:47.760 I know that moral dilemma

00:21:48.640 People say that

00:21:49.360 The option

00:21:50.320 Some people say that

00:21:51.320 You shouldn't do anything

00:21:52.140 Because it's already

00:21:52.860 Gonna go on that path

00:21:53.740 But I think me seeing it

00:21:55.760 Is already me participating in it

00:21:57.620 Because then

00:21:58.100 That's not enough of an effort

00:21:59.700 Just pulling a lever

00:22:00.560 Doesn't seem like enough effort

00:22:01.600 So

00:22:01.880 If I see what the outcome is

00:22:03.900 Then I would kill

00:22:04.460 The one person

00:22:05.620 Save the five people

00:22:06.340 I think

00:22:07.940 I think that's easy

00:22:08.760 So

00:22:09.860 So would you feel like

00:22:11.120 You're valuing that

00:22:13.280 One person

00:22:13.940 More than

00:22:14.720 The five people?

00:22:17.720 Yeah

00:22:18.200 There's more human life

00:22:19.620 Okay

00:22:21.200 So do you feel like

00:22:22.000 Lack of choice is still a choice?

00:22:23.740 How does that mean

00:22:27.600 Lack of choice?

00:22:28.980 Lack of choice

00:22:29.700 As in

00:22:30.100 So like

00:22:30.560 Yeah yeah

00:22:31.400 Choosing to not opt in

00:22:32.660 And not do anything

00:22:33.300 Is also making a choice

00:22:34.500 Because you can't

00:22:35.100 Right

00:22:35.260 That's what I'm saying

00:22:35.980 So like you believe

00:22:36.740 In like lack of choice

00:22:37.560 Correct?

00:22:38.240 Yes

00:22:38.460 So

00:22:39.700 You wouldn't feel guilty

00:22:41.040 For just letting it

00:22:42.720 Go down that path

00:22:43.480 And kill the one person

00:22:44.320 Instead of the five?

00:22:45.140 You wouldn't feel like

00:22:45.840 That death is on your hand?

00:22:48.320 I would feel guilty

00:22:49.300 Okay

00:22:50.900 Alright

00:22:51.320 That makes sense

00:22:52.100 So

00:22:52.480 Okay

00:22:53.160 Alright bro

00:22:53.960 Yo ABS

00:22:54.720 Bro I don't know

00:22:55.240 What the fuck

00:22:55.620 He's talking about man

00:22:56.260 Thank you for the 100 bro

00:22:57.240 Thank you for the

00:22:58.400 Bro

00:22:58.620 What the

00:22:59.100 ABS

00:23:00.040 Where the fuck

00:23:01.080 Did you get this back from?

00:23:02.900 Where did you get this back?

00:23:03.780 Look at the donors right now

00:23:04.880 What is going on?

00:23:06.460 Who

00:23:06.660 Who

00:23:07.240 Who

00:23:08.040 Hey how you doing?

00:23:11.760 What's up?

00:23:13.420 Bro you have a manly voice

00:23:14.680 For

00:23:14.860 How

00:23:15.480 Yeah I'm actually

00:23:18.140 I'm actually 18

00:23:19.640 This is a trap

00:23:23.020 Uh uh

00:23:24.940 Why do you sound

00:23:27.260 You have a trans voice

00:23:28.560 What you talking about?

00:23:31.580 No I don't

00:23:32.180 Keep talking

00:23:34.780 Alright

00:23:37.260 Um

00:23:39.640 Um

00:23:42.320 I don't know

00:23:44.160 I like McDonald's

00:23:46.320 One plus one is two

00:23:54.620 What gender are you for real?

00:23:59.500 Um

00:23:59.940 Um

00:24:00.760 I don't know

00:24:02.040 I think I'm a female

00:24:03.140 You think?

00:24:05.560 Yeah

00:24:06.080 Um

00:24:07.260 Check

00:24:09.380 What you mean

00:24:12.780 Check

00:24:13.200 Okay

00:24:19.980 Yeah I'm definitely

00:24:22.440 A female

00:24:23.700 Okay

00:24:25.440 Thanks

00:24:30.600 Bye

00:24:31.000 She's from Flint

00:24:33.220 You're from Flint

00:24:34.620 She getting brother

00:24:36.160 Yo drink the water

00:24:37.500 Right now

00:24:38.000 Yo

00:24:39.560 It's safe

00:24:40.620 Drink the water

00:24:41.760 Right now

00:24:42.220 Yo it's safe

00:24:44.980 Prove it

00:24:45.920 Prove it

00:24:46.320 Prove it

00:24:46.640 Prove it

00:24:47.420 Prove it

00:24:48.880 Okay

00:24:49.260 For one

00:24:50.120 It wouldn't even make sense

00:24:51.140 Cause we got well water

00:24:52.220 Here

00:24:52.640 So

00:24:53.380 So prove it

00:24:54.300 Drink

00:24:54.480 Drink the water

00:24:55.060 Right now

00:24:55.580 Or Flint water

00:24:56.300 Doesn't work

00:24:56.740 I wanna see how you react

00:24:57.520 You guys hear what I just said

00:24:58.760 My water

00:24:59.520 Right where I live

00:25:00.840 Is well water

00:25:01.740 So we get it from a well

00:25:02.780 We don't even get it

00:25:03.540 From the bad pipes

00:25:04.460 That everybody did have

00:25:05.780 Until the government

00:25:06.520 Fixed them

00:25:07.200 Well

00:25:08.140 Prove it to me

00:25:09.840 Well

00:25:11.020 Okay

00:25:12.420 I'll go get some of my well water

00:25:14.180 That's not gonna prove it to me

00:25:14.540 You want me to run the bathroom water for you

00:25:16.140 The bathtub

00:25:16.660 Yes please

00:25:17.480 We got a well

00:25:18.620 How is that gonna prove anything

00:25:19.460 Cause I'm about to show him

00:25:20.720 Show me

00:25:21.380 Okay

00:25:22.620 Bitch

00:25:29.360 Nigga fuck you

00:25:33.360 What the fuck

00:25:34.940 I love this

00:25:41.140 Right if I told you

00:25:42.460 I'm a rocker

00:25:43.300 Would you treat me

00:25:43.980 Death

00:25:44.240 You treat me

00:25:44.760 Death

00:25:44.960 You be gentle

00:25:45.460 With my love

00:25:46.280 If I leave all these bitches

00:25:47.440 Anywho

00:25:48.040 I gotta get right to you

00:25:49.100 You're making me

00:25:49.620 Would you be so messy

00:25:50.620 I get up inside your eyes

00:25:52.560 And baby

00:25:52.900 I mean it really

00:25:53.800 You remind me of that shit

00:25:55.660 Same color as a reason

00:25:57.300 It's the way love

00:25:58.500 For you

00:25:59.560 Hey

00:26:00.960 Why the beach

00:26:01.980 You're making me

00:26:02.720 I'm getting you

00:26:03.840 Everyone I push away

00:26:05.080 Oh

00:26:05.420 You're making me

00:26:05.840 Don't push me

00:26:07.080 Even when I'm on my ground

00:26:08.360 They put me super hard

00:26:09.640 Can you turn it down

00:26:11.360 Can you turn it down

00:26:12.200 I'm going to talk to you

00:26:13.240 All right

00:26:14.740 I'm trying to get ready

00:26:16.680 Come on

00:26:17.500 I'm gonna love to you

00:26:18.600 Because

00:26:19.060 If you don't talk around

00:26:20.580 That dick like

00:26:21.400 Raro

00:26:22.160 Raro

00:26:22.860 Don't leave me

00:26:23.540 Where the hell is

00:26:24.280 Like a hangover

00:26:25.420 Come on

00:26:26.360 Sit on side of me

00:26:27.320 I need you

00:26:27.920 Way close

00:26:28.520 Shut the hell up

00:26:29.480 Shut the hell up

00:26:30.900 You son of a shot

00:26:32.040 You son of a

00:26:35.880 I said you want to fight about it

00:26:52.120 What do you get it ready for

00:26:53.880 What do you get it ready for

00:26:55.000 Um

00:26:56.240 I'm

00:26:57.160 and i'm gonna go out where are you going out where are you going out to i don't know yet

00:27:05.760 me and my little girls are going somewhere you don't know yet

00:27:08.760 yeah my hot real summer started don't do math don't do math don't do math

00:27:18.400 i gotta let you go i'm

00:27:22.760 why did the back of your head look like that it's right do it one more time

00:27:36.360 keep singing you saying you have a nice voice i know right yeah i told you you better stay

00:27:49.420 you never thought the universe be looking for you have a great voice why do you not change the

00:28:01.980 battery in your fire alarm did you hear me you you didn't hear right

00:28:06.780 you didn't hear that you didn't hear the beep

00:28:12.380 wait can you um i've been i've been on monkey for a long time you want to like stretch out a little

00:28:33.520 bit

00:28:33.760 did you hear that did you hear that

00:28:38.620 what the fuck

00:28:41.260 let's stretch out a little bit like you can you stretch with me

00:28:50.920 i'm gonna smoke i'm rolling up it's good to stretch your muscle before you smoke it's gonna you're

00:28:55.480 gonna get way more high earlier just stretch your arms real quick you know i did it early

00:29:01.380 why i gotta do it again because it's a group activity we'll feel better activity i don't do

00:29:07.480 group activities i do me activities okay it's a you activity and i am also taking part in it

00:29:13.580 just one time just oh the beep just just want to just stretch you know

00:29:22.920 i bet you can't i bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back

00:29:31.920 wait what i bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back

00:29:39.260 too easy that is not that is not sneeko

00:29:52.360 what in the hell yo it's sneeko

00:29:57.960 you ever hear the joke that i do when i see when i see the eyelashes like that

00:30:05.000 no

00:30:05.200 that's that's fake

00:30:08.320 it's not fake

00:30:09.620 yo that's

00:30:12.500 yo

00:30:13.220 yo that's not no that's that's sneeko

00:30:18.160 i don't even know what that is why you why you got that whose bed is that you have a giant pink

00:30:22.800 oh that's my unicorn okay you have insane insane lilies so can you tell me what's your what's your star sign

00:30:33.220 oh what the fuck i'm a capricorn but she was freaking out and now she doesn't even okay

00:30:42.700 what would you do if you have five hundred dollars right now

00:30:45.260 i saw you

00:30:49.260 i see you right now

00:30:52.000 you look very pretty

00:30:55.320 thank you

00:30:57.160 aren't you like a

00:30:58.700 like a um

00:31:01.480 what do you call it

00:31:02.180 aren't you like a youtuber

00:31:05.320 no

00:31:05.980 i am a youtuber

00:31:06.660 yes you are

00:31:08.020 who's that kick him out

00:31:08.900 what did i do bro

00:31:11.200 come on bro i'm talking

00:31:12.620 what the

00:31:13.540 okay shat no more monkey

00:31:16.300 hey i want to get my money's worth i paid thirteen dollars to talk to women

00:31:21.960 that's it

00:31:27.840 who can

00:31:29.820 that's it

00:31:30.220 that's it

00:31:31.020 that's it

00:31:31.620 that's it

00:31:32.200 that's it

00:31:33.140 that's it

00:31:33.780 that's it

00:31:33.840 that's it

00:31:34.080 that's it

00:31:34.140 that's it

00:31:34.260 that's it

00:31:34.840 that's it

00:31:36.200 that's it

00:31:36.720 that's it

00:31:36.760 that's it

00:31:38.120 that's it

00:31:38.840 that's it

00:31:39.380 that's it

00:31:49.840 that's it

00:31:50.140 that's it

00:31:50.720 that's it

00:31:50.820 that's it

SNEAKO - May 03, 2023

SNEAKO Gives Away Money on Monkey!

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