SNEAKO - September 01, 2023


SNEAKO Goes On Monkey With His New Girl...


Episode Stats

Length

30 minutes

Words per Minute

142.14314

Word Count

4,285

Sentence Count

40

Misogynist Sentences

47

Hate Speech Sentences

51


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 How are we gonna we're just gonna
00:00:09.940 They got porn on kick. Yeah, do they know they don't hopefully not
00:00:22.760 Hello
00:00:25.300 Are you guys real? Yeah, are you I?
00:00:27.860 I am, but I just saw Ricegum and I feel like that was fake also. Wait, you just saw Ricegum?
00:00:36.260 Yes. No, uh, actually Ricegum is the one who introduced us
00:00:40.820 Wait, what happened? Ricegum just introduced us about an hour ago. Really? Yeah, 100% Wallahi
00:00:48.900 No, you're lying for real. Oh god, is it true? Like yeah, it's true. That's funny. Like was it actually him though? Yes, yes, yes
00:00:56.580 I swear
00:00:58.420 Wait, so you do like his videos
00:01:01.140 Yeah
00:01:02.260 And so he like ghosted us. Why'd he ghost you? What do you mean?
00:01:07.540 What did you say to get Ricegum to ghost you? What do you mean? He ghosted everybody. I know, but what did you do wrong?
00:01:13.780 Well, I didn't know
00:01:15.780 I watched his videos
00:01:18.260 What do you mean? Oh, so who do you think is cuter? Me or Ricegum?
00:01:25.220 You
00:01:26.660 What's your name?
00:01:28.660 Hey, yo, this is very nice to meet you. Uh, how old are you?
00:01:36.100 I'm 19. Don't get the 43 up there. I'm actually 19
00:01:41.940 Wait, why does it say 23? You're old
00:01:43.540 Oh, a monkey? 43?
00:01:46.980 Yeah, yeah
00:01:49.700 Wait, is this your mom's account? Why are you 43 a monkey?
00:01:56.420 No
00:01:57.860 Yeah, no
00:01:58.420 No, I think I like I don't remember because I know it was a long time ago. I had to fake my age on here because I wasn't old enough
00:02:05.780 Oh, okay, so you're a liar. So you put 43?
00:02:10.020 Yeah
00:02:12.020 But I'm old enough now. You don't look that old for sure. Yeah, thank you. Thank you
00:02:18.260 Wait, so are you from St. Lucia? You're you're Caribbean?
00:02:21.620 Huh? You're from St. Lucia?
00:02:24.820 Port St. Lucia? Where is that? Florida. Oh, you're not that far away. We're in Miami. How far is that from Miami?
00:02:31.940 That's like what like an hour and 30 minutes? Yeah, an hour and 30 minutes. Oh
00:02:37.060 That's your girl right here? Yes, this is my girlfriend, but uh, maybe you want to join?
00:02:40.740 We're gonna go get some a bite to eat. Do you want to drive to Miami?
00:02:44.820 Oh
00:02:47.300 For real? Yeah
00:02:50.500 I'm down. Okay, uh, what's your Instagram? Oh, you for real? Yeah, of course
00:03:03.860 You're lying. No, I'm not. What is it? What is it? I'm dead serious. We can go out. We can have some uh
00:03:08.580 Look, we're just gonna get us a bite to eat. I'll get your girlfriend approved of that. What do you think?
00:03:14.740 Oh, well, we're muslims, so he can have multiple wives
00:03:18.420 What the fuck?
00:03:21.060 What? It's gonna be great. You don't think she's pretty?
00:03:24.260 What? You don't think uh, Maya's pretty?
00:03:27.460 Oh, she is. Yeah, you guys are getting along so far
00:03:31.940 I that's why I don't think you need more than one because she's enough
00:03:35.940 Why we could is the party is always better when there's more people there
00:03:41.060 I feel like they're doing a prank or something
00:03:44.500 Why would there be a prank?
00:03:46.660 Look, we'll just just come to Miami. We'll go get a bite to eat. We didn't no pressure for anything
00:03:50.980 We don't need to get married immediately and have children, but we could just go and vibe and talk and then you know
00:03:56.260 Have fun
00:03:57.300 I feel like I feel like y'all prank is on YouTube telling people that we share a relationship on YouTube
00:04:03.220 I feel like that's a prank
00:04:04.500 No, that's there's no prank. There's no prank. I'm being 100% honest right now
00:04:10.100 For real?
00:04:10.660 Yeah, I'm being 100% honest
00:04:13.380 Send me your, just send me, it doesn't have to be a prank. Look, if it's a prank, then fine, but I just want your Instagram
00:04:18.340 You guys have social media?
00:04:19.780 Yeah
00:04:21.060 What is it?
00:04:22.180 Um, type yours, I'll DM you
00:04:24.420 What happened?
00:04:25.220 Just send me, just type it, I'll DM you
00:04:28.420 All right, give it to us right now
00:04:30.820 Okay, yeah, just type yours, I'll DM you
00:04:35.140 Okay
00:04:36.980 Nah, give us yours first
00:04:38.500 Oh, yeah, ain't nobody talking to the other, who are you?
00:04:42.340 Wait, did you get it?
00:04:43.220 Who the fuck is he talking to?
00:04:49.300 Girl
00:04:51.700 Okay, I'll send you a DM
00:04:53.780 Okay
00:04:54.180 All right, I'll see you soon, baby
00:04:56.180 Okay
00:04:57.300 Yeah, you know, okay, okay, okay
00:05:02.340 Hey, how you doing?
00:05:03.780 I'm good, how are you?
00:05:04.900 I'm good, how's your night going 1 through 10?
00:05:07.380 Pretty, uh, out of 1 through 10?
00:05:09.300 Yeah
00:05:09.620 10 out of 10, hell yeah
00:05:10.660 10 out of 10, that's really high, why is it so high?
00:05:13.540 Because I'm just having a good day
00:05:16.420 What makes your day so great today?
00:05:18.740 To be honest, I don't even know
00:05:21.460 So, uh, you look like a streamer
00:05:23.620 I am
00:05:24.580 Are you live right now?
00:05:26.100 Yeah, yeah
00:05:26.660 What's your channel?
00:05:29.700 I'll type it in chat
00:05:33.540 What games do you play?
00:05:35.940 I play GTA, Need for Speed, Destiny 2, Demonologist, Phasmophobia, and Devour
00:05:42.100 Do you do the GTA roleplay?
00:05:44.660 Yeah, 5M
00:05:45.940 Okay, what do you roleplay as?
00:05:48.420 Uh, I mean, it doesn't really matter
00:05:50.340 I mostly want to do Criminal, which I probably will do that eventually
00:05:53.300 What do you have on Twitch?
00:05:56.820 Uh, Kick
00:05:58.580 Kick, everybody
00:05:59.780 Wow
00:06:01.220 Why'd you choose Kick and not Rumble?
00:06:02.500 Uh, it's less strict than
00:06:06.980 Uh, Twitch
00:06:08.020 I like Kick better because I also can do all the things that I want to say
00:06:11.380 Do, you know, without getting banned
00:06:14.420 Oh, they know you
00:06:16.580 Do, you know, without getting banned
00:06:18.420 All right, everybody, uh, ready to chat
00:06:21.220 Everybody say hi
00:06:22.820 Everybody say hi
00:06:24.580 It's an Arizan vibe, tattoo, chatting, and monkey
00:06:27.460 Oh, thank you for the follow
00:06:28.820 That's what I'm saying
00:06:29.940 That's what I'm saying
00:06:31.380 What's your, what's your follow goal?
00:06:33.860 Follow goal?
00:06:34.340 I said, uh, I'm following 100 right now
00:06:37.540 Oh, that's a follow goal at the moment
00:06:39.220 Well, how many do you have?
00:06:41.620 Uh, probably 70 something at the moment
00:06:44.180 Oh, we can get there
00:06:44.820 We can get there right now
00:06:45.620 Chat, we could definitely get her up to 100
00:06:47.220 Let's, let's get you to the goal
00:06:48.580 What happens when you, do you get a bonus or something?
00:06:51.220 Uh, I don't know what the
00:06:52.340 I never did this before
00:06:54.660 So this is your first milestone?
00:06:55.620 I'm nervous
00:06:56.500 Yes
00:06:56.900 All right, so chat, we could easily get her
00:06:58.740 What, 30 people?
00:06:59.540 Yes
00:06:59.860 Easy, easy
00:07:00.500 It's at 86 now
00:07:02.900 Thank you, thank you
00:07:04.260 It's at 86 now
00:07:08.260 So what do you, what do you like about Kick so far?
00:07:10.900 You said what?
00:07:11.460 What do you like about Kick so far?
00:07:14.100 I said that, yeah, my bad
00:07:15.700 What do you like about the website Kick?
00:07:18.100 Oh, what do I like about it?
00:07:19.620 Yeah
00:07:19.780 Um, so what I do is like
00:07:22.340 The things I say can also get me banned on Twitch
00:07:24.740 So like, I don't want to do all that
00:07:26.260 And like having to like, wait for me to get unbanned
00:07:28.820 And shit like that
00:07:30.500 Along with the, the things that play
00:07:33.220 Can get banned
00:07:34.260 But, you know
00:07:36.340 Okay, we're gonna refresh one more time
00:07:37.860 You're at, uh, 49 viewers now
00:07:40.900 Hey, you hit 132
00:07:41.940 Congratulations, congratulations
00:07:45.220 What are you gonna do to someone?
00:07:46.100 Thank you, thank you
00:07:46.500 First smile song
00:07:49.700 Shout out to Zanari Zan
00:07:50.980 Um
00:07:51.540 Much love, thank you
00:07:53.060 You know what really sucks?
00:07:54.340 You said you were at a 10 out of 10
00:07:56.180 So now it's like
00:07:57.220 It doesn't, it can't really improve
00:07:58.740 This, this brings me up to like 80 out of 10 bro
00:08:01.700 Eight?
00:08:02.100 That's what I'm saying
00:08:02.900 That's what I'm talking about
00:08:03.780 Zanari Zan
00:08:05.300 Hey, you have a great night
00:08:07.380 You too
00:08:08.100 Okay
00:08:09.620 Aw, she was nice
00:08:10.500 Yeah, she was
00:08:12.500 If she said five, that would have been better if we really cheered her up
00:08:15.300 How you guys doing?
00:08:17.060 I'm good, how are you?
00:08:18.420 You guys, uh, finished school today?
00:08:22.180 Yeah, couple hours ago, yeah
00:08:23.780 Okay, a little young
00:08:28.420 Good job chat
00:08:29.940 Good job chat
00:08:30.980 Bro, tip her? I don't have a kick account
00:08:32.980 I can't tip her
00:08:33.700 Shut down
00:08:35.780 How to stay out of touch now
00:08:37.540 Shit, I couldn't mean to end that talk
00:08:39.220 Cause I was school when I was school
00:08:40.260 Yeah
00:08:43.620 She got nervous
00:08:46.580 Hello
00:08:47.780 Hey, how you doing?
00:08:48.580 What's your name?
00:08:53.300 Where are you from?
00:08:55.940 New York
00:08:56.900 You're from the Bronx?
00:09:01.140 Height
00:09:02.340 Oh, are you, uh
00:09:03.380 Que lo que?
00:09:06.420 Que lo que usted de
00:09:09.700 Dime
00:09:14.020 Nada de eso es de allá
00:09:15.940 Pero ok
00:09:17.940 Are you Dominican?
00:09:20.660 Yes, I am
00:09:21.780 Okay, okay
00:09:22.500 You have a really Dominican name
00:09:24.420 What do you like about New York?
00:09:25.460 What do you like about New York?
00:09:28.740 I like that, um
00:09:31.780 Every other street is
00:09:34.260 A different culture
00:09:35.620 She's a little big
00:09:38.740 I didn't know where to go with that conversation, man
00:09:40.980 And I don't want to be mean
00:09:41.940 Usually I'm a lot meaner on Monkey
00:09:43.140 But I don't want to be mean around you
00:09:45.220 Oh my gosh
00:09:46.980 Hey, how you doing?
00:09:47.940 What the?
00:09:49.140 Why do they get
00:09:49.700 They look like they're about to flash something
00:09:51.540 Oh, yeah, sure
00:09:52.660 They from downtown
00:09:54.100 Hey, how you doing?
00:09:56.020 How are you doing?
00:09:57.140 I'm good
00:09:57.700 I'm good
00:09:58.020 Oh, she's so funny
00:09:58.500 I had that ass watch the day about too
00:10:00.500 What?
00:10:00.820 What'd you see?
00:10:03.060 I ain't gonna get into it
00:10:05.220 I ain't gonna get into it
00:10:06.420 Whoa, whoa
00:10:07.300 That is the most interesting
00:10:08.820 Let's get into it
00:10:09.300 What happened?
00:10:09.860 Thank you
00:10:10.660 You're so pretty
00:10:12.260 Thank you
00:10:17.220 What the?
00:10:18.420 What do you think she saw?
00:10:19.460 I don't know
00:10:20.020 I think I
00:10:21.060 I don't know
00:10:21.620 I was making fun of sexy right now
00:10:22.900 Hey, how you doing Isabel?
00:10:26.260 Okay
00:10:27.540 Cool
00:10:28.340 Be racist
00:10:29.940 I don't want to
00:10:30.340 Like all the jokes I usually do
00:10:31.380 I don't want to do it around you
00:10:32.100 Hey
00:10:35.860 Do people usually skip you like this?
00:10:37.860 Yeah
00:10:38.020 This is what it's like to be
00:10:40.420 This is what it's like to be me
00:10:41.620 Yeah
00:10:42.820 It's the life of a man
00:10:45.140 Oh, yeah
00:10:46.020 Wait, are they asleep?
00:10:47.780 Is this a dude's face?
00:10:50.500 Renee
00:10:55.380 You fell asleep
00:10:59.460 What you dreaming about?
00:11:06.420 You having a good dream?
00:11:08.020 I hope you have a sweet, swell sleep
00:11:19.940 Do you want me to sing you a lullaby?
00:11:24.020 Go to sleep
00:11:26.900 I can't do it
00:11:28.020 He's asleep again
00:11:28.900 Yeah
00:11:30.980 Renee
00:11:34.260 Renee bro, why do you have monkey on while you're gonna go to sleep?
00:11:38.020 You're off the fentanyl?
00:11:42.980 Did you fly?
00:11:43.700 They're off the fentanyl
00:11:46.020 Off the fentanyl is crazy
00:11:47.780 Renee, are you on fentanyl?
00:11:50.500 Yeah
00:11:51.060 Yeah
00:11:51.540 Yeah
00:11:51.860 Yeah
00:11:52.340 For real?
00:11:54.900 For real?
00:11:56.980 For real, yeah
00:11:58.980 He's actually off of fentanyl
00:12:02.980 Well, I think that's what it does to you
00:12:06.900 You're just nodding it out on monkey?
00:12:08.980 Yeah, don't do drugs
00:12:09.940 Um
00:12:12.020 How do we like revive?
00:12:13.140 I don't want him to die on stream
00:12:15.140 Um
00:12:16.740 Are you okay?
00:12:28.500 Maybe they took some melatonin gummies
00:12:31.700 That's very optimistic thinking
00:12:33.140 Like, I like the way you think
00:12:40.980 Call cops on God, bro
00:12:42.020 I don't know, like, where to call the cops to
00:12:44.020 Shut up, nigger
00:12:44.820 I'm taking pictures
00:12:45.540 What the?
00:12:46.420 Oh, wait
00:12:48.340 Wait a damn minute
00:12:49.300 Nigger?
00:12:51.060 Wait, wait a damn minute
00:12:52.260 Why would you call me that?
00:12:54.820 Oh, I thought you called me a nigger
00:12:56.420 I was about to
00:12:57.060 Wait, what a damn minute
00:12:58.180 Oh, I was about to be pissed as
00:12:59.860 Wait a damn minute
00:13:01.460 How are you?
00:13:02.820 I'm good, I'm good
00:13:03.620 I'm good, oh, what's your name?
00:13:05.940 Um, my name is, um
00:13:08.420 Jabba the Hutt
00:13:10.340 Oh, yeah
00:13:10.980 I was gonna guess that
00:13:12.100 But you got it before me
00:13:13.140 How do you guys know each other?
00:13:15.220 We're cousins
00:13:16.420 Oh, okay
00:13:16.980 You know those black girls on TikTok
00:13:18.500 That are running through the grocery store
00:13:19.940 That's like, hello, Christ
00:13:21.380 I'm about to sin again
00:13:22.900 Oh, yeah
00:13:23.780 Yeah, you guys look like them
00:13:26.100 Really?
00:13:26.740 Thank you
00:13:26.820 Is that a good or a bad thing?
00:13:29.060 Thank you
00:13:29.700 Oh, it's better than Jabba the Hutt
00:13:31.940 You're so pretty, that girl right there
00:13:34.420 Thank you, you are too
00:13:37.540 What would you rate her at a 10?
00:13:39.940 A 10
00:13:40.420 A 100
00:13:41.620 Oh, I love you guys, thank you
00:13:43.140 She should learn you
00:13:46.020 Um, what would you rate Bibble?
00:13:49.140 Oh, Bibble I would smash
00:13:52.420 Who wouldn't?
00:13:53.060 From Fairy-topia
00:13:54.900 From Fairy-topia
00:13:55.780 You ever seen Fairy-topia, Sneeko?
00:13:57.780 No, what is that?
00:13:58.420 You need to force him to watch Fairy-topia
00:14:03.140 Fairy-topia, the Barbie movie
00:14:04.740 You gotta watch it, it's really good
00:14:06.500 The Barbie movie?
00:14:07.940 Yeah
00:14:08.260 I've seen Barbie, but uh
00:14:10.340 Oh my god, what's that?
00:14:11.140 But it's a Barbie movie
00:14:12.980 It's called Fairy-topia
00:14:14.580 Is that her, why don't you-
00:14:18.340 Show me
00:14:18.980 Why are you moving so federal?
00:14:21.140 Huh?
00:14:23.380 Is your cousin the police or something?
00:14:24.740 What is she looking up?
00:14:29.620 Looking up you
00:14:30.420 That's not me
00:14:33.220 Oh, it's not showing because it's too bright
00:14:35.380 That's not me
00:14:36.740 Not you
00:14:37.300 No, that guy's a misogynist
00:14:40.340 Yeah
00:14:42.260 Okay
00:14:53.940 Hey!
00:14:56.420 What the fire?
00:14:58.900 Hey!
00:15:01.700 Start fucking hot
00:15:03.700 Hey!
00:15:04.020 Spanky ass
00:15:08.100 Stupid
00:15:09.620 Spanky
00:15:10.660 Spanky ass
00:15:11.940 Doodoo head
00:15:13.700 Aw, she's kidding me
00:15:15.700 You were waiting for the chirp, right?
00:15:24.900 Can I have one?
00:15:29.060 Please?
00:15:29.460 Just share
00:15:33.940 Why would you ask that?
00:15:34.900 Sharing is caring
00:15:37.940 Why would you ask that?
00:15:39.140 Hey
00:15:39.700 What did you ask?
00:15:40.820 If I could have a cigarette
00:15:42.100 Can I have a cigarette?
00:15:44.820 Why would you want a cigarette?
00:15:47.940 Is this another fentanyl couple?
00:15:49.860 Are you guys on fentanyl?
00:15:52.980 What are you on?
00:15:53.700 Uh, I'm on life
00:15:56.980 What?
00:15:57.700 You're on life
00:16:01.940 What?
00:16:03.620 I'm sober
00:16:04.500 I'm sober, brother
00:16:08.500 Huh?
00:16:09.700 Oh, man
00:16:10.340 Wow
00:16:11.300 These people
00:16:12.180 Everyone's drugged out
00:16:13.540 It's different than uh
00:16:14.900 Yeah
00:16:18.100 The dab pen
00:16:18.820 Yeah
00:16:21.860 Cook them sneaker
00:16:22.660 I don't even
00:16:23.140 It's it's you
00:16:26.420 Like I'm usually so much more angry
00:16:27.780 But just I don't want to be like toxic
00:16:29.220 about it
00:16:29.460 I can't do it
00:16:30.340 Don't worry
00:16:31.220 I can't do it
00:16:38.260 Hey, how you doing Priscilla?
00:16:40.820 Hi, how are y'all?
00:16:41.940 I'm good
00:16:42.420 Where are you from?
00:16:44.100 Uh, Texas
00:16:45.140 Texas
00:16:45.460 Are you Mexican?
00:16:46.020 Did you jump over the wall?
00:16:46.900 I had to sadly
00:16:49.540 Oh, okay, okay
00:16:50.740 So I'm gonna call the uh
00:16:53.220 Ice on you
00:16:55.220 That's fine
00:16:56.340 Oh, you don't mind going back?
00:16:59.300 Nope
00:17:00.180 So why are you here?
00:17:03.380 It's better here
00:17:04.820 But I wouldn't mind going back
00:17:08.100 Do you have a family out here?
00:17:11.220 I have family here and in Mexico
00:17:14.180 How old are you?
00:17:15.460 I'm 21
00:17:16.900 Oh, 21, 21
00:17:17.860 So are you looking for a husband?
00:17:21.540 Um
00:17:23.940 Somewhat
00:17:24.980 You want to get married to me?
00:17:28.740 Who is she?
00:17:30.100 Wife number one
00:17:30.900 You could be two
00:17:33.300 Oh, okay
00:17:35.540 Uh, sure, why not?
00:17:37.060 Okay, great
00:17:37.620 How many children can you give me?
00:17:39.620 And wife number one
00:17:40.980 I could give you like five
00:17:46.100 Wow, you're beating her
00:17:47.140 She only said four
00:17:48.500 Would you have a surrogate
00:17:49.380 Or would you do it
00:17:49.940 You're gonna pop them out all by yourself?
00:17:52.420 I'll do it by myself
00:17:54.660 Oh, yeah, okay
00:17:55.700 Okay, great
00:17:56.260 Maybe she can have all her kids
00:17:58.260 You don't want to have any?
00:17:59.940 I mean, you know
00:18:01.060 We'll just give it to the second we'll play
00:18:02.740 What the?
00:18:04.500 Why would she skip after that conversation?
00:18:06.180 That's such a weird thing to end on
00:18:07.540 Hey, Viviana, how are you doing?
00:18:10.980 Where are you from?
00:18:12.660 Las Vegas
00:18:13.780 Oh, Vegas
00:18:14.420 How old are you?
00:18:16.660 I'm 18
00:18:17.940 18
00:18:18.420 So, um, are you looking for a boyfriend?
00:18:25.460 What did I do wrong?
00:18:26.340 I was too forward?
00:18:27.300 I don't think she's actually 18
00:18:29.620 She's like 15
00:18:30.420 Right, yeah, yeah
00:18:37.540 I don't think she's going to have a boyfriend
00:18:40.820 Okay
00:18:49.220 Have you ever seen that green line thing on twitter?
00:18:51.620 Where they like judge the line of your body?
00:18:53.540 Yeah
00:18:54.020 Like which way they're in
00:18:55.220 They're dead
00:18:56.020 Hey
00:18:56.660 Hey, how you doing ladies?
00:18:58.660 Welcome to our twitch stream
00:18:59.620 How are you guys doing?
00:19:00.900 Yeah, yeah
00:19:02.260 Doing good
00:19:02.820 How you doing out of 10?
00:19:04.820 We're doing good
00:19:05.540 We're doing good
00:19:06.100 What are you guys streaming about?
00:19:08.980 We're not streaming
00:19:09.780 We're just chilling
00:19:10.180 Are you guys streaming?
00:19:11.620 Yeah, we are
00:19:12.340 We're actually asking couple questions
00:19:14.180 Are you guys a couple?
00:19:15.060 We are a couple
00:19:16.580 Okay, good
00:19:17.220 Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect
00:19:19.780 All right
00:19:20.180 So
00:19:20.500 Okay
00:19:20.980 The question of today
00:19:21.780 That people have been wanting to know is
00:19:25.380 If you had the opportunity
00:19:26.580 If a celebrity
00:19:27.460 I'm going to ask the women the question first
00:19:28.980 And then I'm going to ask you, okay
00:19:30.260 So if you had the opportunity
00:19:31.780 And let's say
00:19:33.620 A fine ass celebrity was in front of you
00:19:36.020 Are you going to
00:19:36.580 You get one free pass
00:19:37.780 Your man is giving you one free pass
00:19:39.380 To go be with this celebrity
00:19:40.900 A hot pass
00:19:41.940 Are you going to do it?
00:19:43.060 Like be with like fucks
00:19:44.100 And which celebrity would it be?
00:19:45.460 Yeah
00:19:46.660 I don't do that honestly
00:19:49.700 Like I wouldn't
00:19:50.580 I wouldn't fuck a guy
00:19:51.860 Just because he's hot
00:19:53.700 No
00:19:54.260 Okay
00:19:54.740 That's good
00:19:55.380 Okay
00:19:55.700 Like you're not with your man
00:19:57.460 You're not with your man
00:19:58.580 This man is a celebrity
00:19:59.780 He's willing to
00:20:01.220 I don't really idolize anyone like that
00:20:02.980 Okay
00:20:03.780 How about you sir?
00:20:04.660 How about you?
00:20:06.340 Absolutely not
00:20:08.660 So
00:20:09.540 Okay
00:20:10.500 Okay well
00:20:11.300 I'm not gonna lie
00:20:12.020 You guys
00:20:12.580 You guys won
00:20:13.060 You guys passed the loyalty test
00:20:14.740 Wait a second
00:20:15.380 How many people
00:20:15.940 People are actually going to cheat on their
00:20:17.860 Yes
00:20:18.260 Oh my god
00:20:18.820 Okay
00:20:19.140 Well we also do the swap phones test
00:20:21.220 So I want you guys to swap each other's phones right now
00:20:23.780 And see exactly who gets
00:20:25.940 Can't do that
00:20:27.540 Oh
00:20:27.940 Can't do that
00:20:28.420 You said we can't do that
00:20:29.620 Can't do that
00:20:30.420 Nope
00:20:30.980 I have my uh
00:20:32.340 Bank information
00:20:33.300 And I have a lot of information
00:20:35.860 You can't
00:20:36.260 Can't do that
00:20:36.900 Can't swap
00:20:37.300 No no it's for her to see
00:20:38.740 Yeah
00:20:39.060 Not for us to see
00:20:40.100 Her
00:20:40.500 Her
00:20:40.900 She goes through the phone
00:20:41.860 Everything
00:20:43.140 Can't do that
00:20:45.780 Run
00:20:46.260 Interesting girl
00:20:47.380 Run
00:20:47.940 Girl
00:20:48.420 Run
00:20:49.300 Because I'm not like
00:20:50.340 Do you know how much information is in my phone?
00:20:52.500 Your entire life is buried in your phone now
00:20:54.740 I wouldn't
00:20:54.980 Giving that away to somebody is just a terrible terrible password to all my accounts
00:20:58.660 Is that your standpoint on relationships that you don't think
00:21:01.220 People should go through each other's phones?
00:21:03.220 I think if you have things in there that could like if
00:21:05.460 If someone was in my phone they could destroy multiple businesses right now
00:21:09.620 And I can't
00:21:10.500 I have too many people that are employed by it
00:21:11.940 But you're not going to do that
00:21:12.820 Your brother wouldn't do that
00:21:13.700 How do I know that?
00:21:14.580 Why would I put all their jobs at risk?
00:21:17.300 I know she wouldn't do that but it's it's the principle
00:21:20.500 Girl run please
00:21:21.460 Do you guys think that's toxic though?
00:21:23.060 To like look through your significant other's phone?
00:21:24.900 Because some people think it is
00:21:26.420 Well honestly you have no your story
00:21:27.140 You have no your story
00:21:30.260 No
00:21:31.140 Alright so
00:21:32.340 I don't think
00:21:33.940 Shut the up dog
00:21:35.620 Sorry guys
00:21:36.580 I don't think that that's really toxic
00:21:38.500 Um I feel like
00:21:40.020 I don't know
00:21:40.340 I feel like you should be able to go through each other's phones
00:21:42.020 I don't like
00:21:42.980 Me personally
00:21:43.620 I don't like anybody touching my phone
00:21:45.380 But if I had to do it like
00:21:46.500 As for like a test
00:21:47.460 Like we're streaming right now
00:21:48.340 So like if I had to do it for a test
00:21:50.260 I would let my man go through my phone
00:21:52.020 To prove like I'm loyal
00:21:53.220 Like
00:21:53.540 What are you streaming on?
00:21:54.580 She just got arrested a few days ago
00:21:56.020 Because she did punch her ex in the face
00:21:57.940 After going through her phone
00:21:58.820 Oh
00:21:59.140 You have to give them the back story
00:22:00.420 And why we're asking the question
00:22:01.540 You're punching people in the face?
00:22:06.420 Okay
00:22:07.140 Where are you streaming at?
00:22:07.860 What's your channel?
00:22:09.700 It's gonna be skyxlay22234
00:22:14.420 That's a complicated name
00:22:15.460 On what?
00:22:15.860 On what?
00:22:16.180 Twitch?
00:22:17.540 S-K-Y-Y
00:22:18.740 X-L-A-Y
00:22:20.180 222
00:22:21.060 24
00:22:21.940 S-K-Y-Y
00:22:23.460 L
00:22:25.860 L-A-Y
00:22:26.500 L-A-Y
00:22:27.700 L-A-Y
00:22:28.100 L-A-Y
00:22:28.500 L-A-Y
00:22:28.900 L-A-Y
00:22:29.700 L-A-Y
00:22:30.100 L-A-Y
00:22:30.900 L-A-Y
00:22:32.900 L-A-Y
00:22:34.900 L-A-Y
00:22:36.900 Are those different people?
00:22:37.700 Wait, that was a different set of girls?
00:22:39.220 She left you
00:22:40.180 I went back on that tab and it looked like the same people
00:22:44.340 They did look the same
00:22:45.540 They're lying retard
00:22:46.340 They're lying
00:22:46.660 Okay, yeah
00:22:47.300 Great, great, great, great
00:22:48.580 Hey Jade, how you doing?
00:22:50.740 Hey
00:22:51.220 How's your neck going?
00:22:52.900 1-10
00:22:54.340 It's alright
00:22:55.140 What about y'all?
00:22:56.340 It's just doing okay
00:22:58.260 We just got in a relationship luckily and
00:23:00.900 That's just uh
00:23:01.780 We're very happy
00:23:05.620 Oh, what was that?
00:23:06.260 Why are you doing the white people office smile?
00:23:08.180 What was that?
00:23:08.660 Ew
00:23:10.580 Because
00:23:11.300 How y'all just be out here putting y'all a relationship in my face like that?
00:23:16.340 Oh, just
00:23:16.980 I mean you could join us
00:23:17.940 You don't need to be on the sidelines
00:23:21.060 Oh, y'all got an open relationship
00:23:23.060 No, no, no, it's closed but you can join our closed relationship
00:23:33.060 So this is uh, Maya
00:23:34.500 She's wife number one
00:23:35.460 If you would like to be wife number two
00:23:36.980 I don't know if she likes black girls do you?
00:23:38.900 Oh yeah
00:23:39.700 You do?
00:23:39.860 Yeah, so look we got the black cast
00:23:42.180 Do you like to join?
00:23:46.420 That didn't sound very
00:23:47.700 That's fine
00:23:54.740 How old are you?
00:23:56.740 Um
00:23:57.140 All right, I just saw
00:23:59.620 Oh, oh
00:24:00.740 Oh, shit
00:24:02.340 Oh, I didn't see it
00:24:04.980 I didn't see it
00:24:05.780 I didn't see it
00:24:06.500 I didn't see it
00:24:08.260 Oops
00:24:09.140 Don't clip that
00:24:11.380 What's up?
00:24:17.940 They definitely clipped that
00:24:19.140 Yep
00:24:19.860 You look like a porn star
00:24:24.340 The girl
00:24:25.780 The girl
00:24:27.220 Oh, I'm not
00:24:29.060 You look like
00:24:29.540 Is that a compliment?
00:24:31.140 Yes
00:24:33.540 I promise it is
00:24:35.300 You have like
00:24:36.740 From my view
00:24:37.780 Like your titties look really
00:24:39.060 No, I'm not gay
00:24:39.940 I promise
00:24:40.340 Whoa
00:24:41.060 But your titties look nice
00:24:43.940 Thank you
00:24:44.420 I promise
00:24:46.340 There's not no weird shit
00:24:47.940 I don't care
00:24:50.660 They're honestly
00:24:51.220 They're pretty covered right now
00:24:53.460 How do you see them?
00:24:55.460 Like
00:24:56.660 Because I just looked
00:24:57.940 You were the first person I looked at
00:24:59.780 Because I don't really
00:25:00.580 When like there's a guy and a girl
00:25:01.940 I always look at the girl first
00:25:03.860 I think you're gay
00:25:05.460 I'm not gay
00:25:07.140 You've never thought about it?
00:25:08.100 Um
00:25:14.420 You have gay hair
00:25:15.620 And gay lights in your room
00:25:20.900 I'm not
00:25:21.700 That is not gay
00:25:24.100 It's a little LGBT
00:25:25.380 Like maybe not gay
00:25:26.420 But at least uh
00:25:27.700 Queer
00:25:29.460 Queer, bitch
00:25:30.740 Um, no
00:25:31.700 Bitch
00:25:33.140 Yes, bitch
00:25:36.020 You're overweight
00:25:36.820 I'm not overweight actually
00:25:39.620 Are you?
00:25:40.900 Huh?
00:25:41.700 Come on
00:25:43.300 I'm not actually
00:25:44.500 How much do you weigh?
00:25:46.500 I weigh 150
00:25:48.020 Yeah, but how tall are you?
00:25:48.980 4'3"?
00:25:50.020 I'm 5'5
00:25:52.020 150 at 5'5"?
00:25:53.860 Yeah
00:25:54.820 That's uh
00:25:55.460 That's overweight
00:25:58.660 At least I'm not overweight
00:26:00.660 Be for real
00:26:01.460 You are
00:26:02.420 Okay
00:26:02.980 I got mad at the best thing
00:26:07.540 Hey
00:26:08.100 She must have been pushing 160
00:26:09.620 Hey, how you doing?
00:26:10.420 Uh, Lisa?
00:26:12.260 Lissa?
00:26:14.340 That's not this song
00:26:18.340 Can you turn?
00:26:21.940 All my life
00:26:23.620 Oh no
00:26:24.820 More fentanyl people?
00:26:26.260 Don't do drugs
00:26:27.060 Okay
00:26:29.540 Who is this?
00:26:30.020 I don't know
00:26:33.940 All these drugs, man
00:26:36.260 Overweight by 15 pounds
00:26:37.300 Yeah, it is
00:26:40.420 Oh my god, she's so pretty
00:26:42.740 Are you Filipino?
00:26:43.620 Yes, they're Filipino
00:26:46.260 Hi
00:26:46.740 Hi
00:26:47.300 Salamat for calling her pretty
00:26:50.340 Oh, pretty
00:26:51.300 There's a girl over there
00:26:52.500 So pretty
00:26:53.140 Oh my god
00:26:54.100 Thank you
00:26:55.140 Thank you so much
00:26:55.860 Actually, we're gonna get married
00:26:58.660 Hey, I'm sorry
00:26:59.860 We're gonna get married
00:27:01.300 Tomorrow
00:27:02.980 Two of you
00:27:03.620 You're gonna get married soon?
00:27:05.060 Tomorrow
00:27:06.420 Oh, congratulations
00:27:08.420 Thank you
00:27:08.900 Thank you
00:27:09.380 Salamat, salamat
00:27:10.420 Do you wanna come to the wedding?
00:27:13.460 Okay, invited us
00:27:14.740 Okay, can you cook pansit?
00:27:17.780 What?
00:27:18.100 Yes
00:27:19.380 Pansit
00:27:19.860 What?
00:27:20.340 Pansit, balut
00:27:21.220 What's baksi?
00:27:22.180 Pansit
00:27:23.860 Baksi?
00:27:24.420 What's baksi?
00:27:25.140 Pansit
00:27:26.900 Pating
00:27:27.460 Pasing
00:27:29.780 Pansit
00:27:31.300 No?
00:27:31.620 Is it a plane?
00:27:32.580 No, uh, how about this?
00:27:33.540 Can you cook balut?
00:27:36.260 We're from
00:27:37.620 We're from Philippines
00:27:38.580 It's too far, I think
00:27:40.740 Okay, what about
00:27:41.460 Can you make adobo?
00:27:44.500 Oh, I'm sorry
00:27:45.300 We're not familiar with that
00:27:47.300 You're not familiar
00:27:47.860 Are you
00:27:48.260 Where are you
00:27:48.820 Where do you live?
00:27:50.500 Oh, I don't know
00:27:51.300 The Philippines
00:27:52.420 You don't know pansit?
00:27:55.060 Pansit?
00:27:55.860 Yes
00:27:57.460 Pansit
00:27:58.020 Yeah, we know what pansit is
00:27:59.460 Yes
00:27:59.860 It's a Filipino food
00:28:00.740 Can you cook it
00:28:01.540 And bring it to our wedding?
00:28:03.780 Pansit
00:28:04.260 You want pansit?
00:28:05.140 Yes
00:28:05.540 In Filipino pansit
00:28:06.980 Yes
00:28:07.380 Oh my god
00:28:08.420 Oh my god
00:28:10.660 Oh, we have a lot of pansit here
00:28:14.020 Oh, okay, okay
00:28:16.580 But we can't go there
00:28:17.620 Where are you from?
00:28:18.740 I'm from
00:28:19.700 I'm from, uh, Manila
00:28:22.180 Manila?
00:28:22.980 Yeah, so my
00:28:23.780 My dad is from, uh, from Baguio
00:28:26.820 Romania?
00:28:27.860 Baguio
00:28:29.860 Baguio
00:28:30.820 Yeah, Baguio
00:28:32.980 Oh my god
00:28:34.420 But we're in Mindana
00:28:35.380 They're in Manila
00:28:36.020 Oh, okay
00:28:36.740 Baguio
00:28:38.260 Wow
00:28:38.660 When is that?
00:28:39.380 Your daughter looks just like me
00:28:42.580 Oh, they're not my daughter
00:28:43.860 Oh my god
00:28:44.740 Oh, it's your sister
00:28:45.380 I don't have a daughter yet
00:28:50.580 They liked you
00:28:51.220 And I hijacked that chat
00:28:52.500 My bad, my bad
00:28:53.540 Yo, my
00:28:54.900 How
00:28:55.220 That was so much worse
00:28:56.100 I thought I was gonna be able to like
00:28:57.300 Culturally do it
00:28:58.020 I couldn't do it
00:28:59.300 They didn't even understand
00:29:00.660 No, like how did they
00:29:02.500 But Luke's the dead chick
00:29:04.260 Yes, yeah
00:29:04.740 Even you know
00:29:05.220 Yeah, it's the dead chick
00:29:06.420 Yeah
00:29:08.340 Wait, chat
00:29:08.820 Was that a boy?
00:29:10.420 I think they said in the back
00:29:11.940 It was like
00:29:12.500 She bad
00:29:13.300 Why you wet
00:29:13.940 Why you wet her?
00:29:14.500 She bad
00:29:16.420 She's mine
00:29:19.220 Do you like girls?
00:29:21.060 Is that your girl?
00:29:22.260 Yeah
00:29:22.660 Do you like girls?
00:29:24.740 Yo, girl
00:29:25.460 Bad
00:29:26.420 You said that already
00:29:27.220 Like I was her lesbian
00:29:31.780 For her type shit
00:29:33.060 She bad
00:29:33.860 Okay
00:29:35.300 Have you tried before?
00:29:41.460 Anyways
00:29:42.020 Are you on drugs?
00:29:44.500 No
00:29:44.820 Are you on drugs?
00:29:45.860 Absolutely not
00:29:46.580 But you're speaking very slow
00:29:50.740 What the fuck am I supposed to talk fast?
00:29:52.740 Yeah, they're much better
00:29:54.020 So tell me what you did today
00:29:57.540 Work
00:30:00.820 Okay
00:30:01.780 Uh, Chad
00:30:02.660 I think I had enough right?
00:30:05.140 You're doing great
00:30:05.780 You want to
00:30:06.500 Yeah, no
00:30:06.980 I had enough
00:30:07.540 I had enough
00:30:07.860 Okay