SNEAKO - February 23, 2025


SNEAKO Hosts An E-Date w⧸Special Guests

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Nothing is more uninteresting than people who only talk about money and sex. JEWS.

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In this episode, I catch up with my good friend Chad and talk about Yay Crypto, Ethan Klein, and much more. We also talk about the upcoming crypto-dividend debate, and why you should be indifferent to your own feelings.

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00:05:59 It is great.
00:06:00 Chad, how many days has it been?
00:06:03 Before we get into the segment today, I do want to catch up with you guys, talk to you guys.
00:06:11 We'll be right back.
00:06:41 He's a pretty open book.
00:07:11 I did a couple of podcasts.
00:07:11 I did a couple of podcasts.
00:07:12 Jordan Welch dropped a movie.
00:07:13 I did Alex Stein's podcast.
00:07:18 Thoughts on Yay Crypto?
00:07:21 He's hyping it up properly.
00:07:22 You know how many people text me, you know how many people text me about Yay Crypto, you know how many people text me about Yay Crypto, I'm going to say this, bro, all the time people hit me up and they're like, let me just get, let me get in contact with Yay.
00:07:34 Hey, I could just, we could, we could, we could, we could, I know this guy, I know this guy, I know this guy, and this is the developer of this exchange, everybody wants to get a part of it for weeks and months now, nonstop.
00:07:47 People are like, what's the CA, what's the thing they want to, they want to do the, they want to be able to control it so that they can get a big supply beforehand.
00:07:55 Man, we'll see, we'll see.
00:08:04 Yeah, talk to me, what else, what else did I miss?
00:08:08 What else have I missed, chat?
00:08:10 Three days, like, not really, not really that much.
00:08:12 You guys have been talking.
00:08:13 Should we buy?
00:08:14 I mean, bro, I'm not a financial advisor.
00:08:16 I've made a lot of money on meme coins.
00:08:17 I've lost a lot of money on meme coins.
00:08:19 I don't know.
00:08:21 I don't know.
00:08:23 Stiney, I didn't see that yet.
00:08:24 I didn't see that yet.
00:08:25 What happened with Stiney?
00:08:26 I talked to him.
00:08:26 Actually, I did see that.
00:08:27 I'm lying.
00:08:28 I don't know why.
00:08:29 XQC complimented you.
00:08:29 I did not see that.
00:08:30 I'm lying.
00:08:31 I did see Stiney talking to Ethan Klein on his podcast about, basically, like, trying to say that I'm, they're like, he's friends with Aiden.
00:08:39 Like, that's weird, because Aiden's Jewish, and Sneeko's not Jewish. 0.70
00:08:42 It's like, I love everybody.
00:08:43 I love Jews.
00:08:45 I don't know.
00:08:46 So, I mean, Ethan Klein has been on a hate run for several years, and there's like, how much is there to say at this point?
00:08:53 You know, you guys have heard it a million times.
00:08:55 He asked me to debate, and then he refuses to.
00:08:57 He brought Stiney on, and, yeah, I mean, I called Stiney after I saw that.
00:09:01 I'm like, bro, what's up with that?
00:09:03 And he's like, nah, I never said anything negative.
00:09:05 I never said, well, you didn't say anything positive either.
00:09:07 You didn't say anything positive either.
00:09:09 You didn't defend me when Ethan Klein tries to say that I'm anti-Semitic because, you know, of my opinion that we should put America first.
00:09:19 You know, I don't see you backing that up.
00:09:21 But do you really love, I love everyone.
00:09:25 You know, it's funny.
00:09:25 Like, I saw people in the community saying, like, oh, Sneeko's liberal now.
00:09:28 He says he loves gays.
00:09:29 Like, I didn't make the name Love Speech.
00:09:31 I didn't make this community called Love Speech two and a half years ago, and I've been repeating the talk points that we love everyone.
00:09:37 We love everyone.
00:09:38 Love everybody.
00:09:40 You love gays? 1.00
00:09:40 Yeah, I do.
00:09:41 You don't? 1.00
00:09:41 If you hate gays, here, controversial take, I think if you're out here saying, I hate gays, you're gayer than gay people. 1.00
00:09:49 I think you're gayer than gay people. 1.00
00:09:52 You know why? 0.99
00:09:54 Because hate and love are strong emotions.
00:09:57 They're passion.
00:09:58 I would argue that most hate is stronger than love.
00:10:00 To hate something, to hate something with your heart means that at one point you could love it.
00:10:04 The polar opposites for a reason. 1.00
00:10:06 Like, when a girl says, I hate you, that just means she wants to fuck. 1.00
00:10:10 I hate you. 1.00
00:10:11 That's what, that's, she's flirting, but she can't say. 0.67
00:10:14 If you're out here saying, I hate, why are they, like, taking that much space in your soul and your heart?
00:10:19 You should be indifferent.
00:10:20 You should be indifferent.
00:10:21 Yeah, I love everyone.
00:10:22 Love everyone.
00:10:23 I have no hate.
00:10:24 No hate.
00:10:26 Love is gay. 0.85
00:10:27 All right. 0.85
00:10:28 I'm not even gonna, I'm not even gonna.
00:10:31 It's crazy, like, I've seen people, like, upset about that.
00:10:34 Haven't you heard me say that?
00:10:35 This community, you guys are typing long-lived love speech because this has a motto and something.
00:10:41 Behind it.
00:10:42 But let me not yap for a long time.
00:10:47 I probably should get in here.
00:10:48 I think we're starting 11.15, 11.30.
00:10:52 Okay, he said, he wants me to stall for, like, 10 minutes.
00:10:55 All right.
00:10:56 What are we stall about?
00:10:58 What are we stall about?
00:11:00 Good yap.
00:11:01 Yeah, what else was there?
00:11:02 What else is there?
00:11:03 Yeah, people.
00:11:04 Okay, you know what?
00:11:04 Actually, I want to, let me just start with this clip that was on FearBuck.
00:11:09 Of me talking about art.
00:11:14 I mean, you know what's funny about, wow, this banged. 0.99
00:11:15 This fucking banged. 0.99
00:11:17 This got fucking 2 million views? 1.00
00:11:20 What the fuck? 1.00
00:11:23 You know what's funny? 1.00
00:11:23 Like, you guys all started talking about this clip.
00:11:27 It was posted on a vlog, like, two, three days before FearBuck posted it.
00:11:32 I'm like, yeah, did you guys not see this?
00:11:34 Or, you know, a lot of the people that are angry about this just aren't really supporters.
00:11:38 And they, you know, they just want to take any chance to.
00:11:40 But let's see it.
00:11:41 Because the caption is Siko.
00:11:42 Let's see what I said.
00:11:43 I think the ultimate challenge for my 20s is going to be shifting away from social media
00:11:48 and all the politics that I've got myself.
00:11:50 What a great shot, by the way. 0.99
00:11:51 What a sick shot.
00:11:52 New lens that has a really small focal point, a focal length.
00:11:57 So you get the sick focus where everything's out of focus in the back.
00:11:59 Nice suit.
00:12:00 People complaining about the top button, but it is what it is.
00:12:03 Great shot, huh?
00:12:04 Involved in to be able to make what I really want to make.
00:12:07 I think we've yet to see an artist come directly out of the social media world.
00:12:12 And I want to be the one to do it.
00:12:14 When I was streaming the other night, my community started saying that art is liberal and gay.
00:12:19 In streaming, I've cultivated an audience that shares little to no interest with me
00:12:23 besides UFC and all the dude activities that are popular in media.
00:12:27 Most of the people...
00:12:28 I'm seeing people saying that I switched up.
00:12:30 And like some people were even saying,
00:12:32 Siko, you said art is gay and liberal for two years.
00:12:35 And now you're switching up on the red pillars.
00:12:36 It's like, show me one clip where I ever said art's gay. 0.94
00:12:40 Show me one clip where I ever said that.
00:12:42 I can't believe you guys like...
00:12:44 Even when I was streaming, even on YouTube before the ban,
00:12:47 I was always talking about my main channel.
00:12:50 I would react to my main channel videos.
00:12:51 I would talk about how I want to get back to that.
00:12:53 That was always the thing.
00:12:55 I always talk about movies.
00:12:56 I listen to music.
00:12:57 That's art.
00:12:59 I've discussed this stuff all the time.
00:13:02 Since I've always been streaming, people are like,
00:13:03 What the...
00:13:04 What?
00:13:05 What?
00:13:06 What are you talking about?
00:13:08 And then for anyone says, I'm a grifter.
00:13:13 A grifter would do... 0.83
00:13:15 Here, let me address the grifter allegations.
00:13:17 A grifter would do exactly the opposite of what I'm doing.
00:13:19 Making videos for free on X every single day.
00:13:23 Putting in 12 to 16 hours on a video.
00:13:25 Editing, writing, and filming every single day.
00:13:28 Not only that, I lose money because I'm paying for people
00:13:30 to help me assist, to help edit sometimes.
00:13:35 There's...
00:13:35 It's a big loss.
00:13:37 But I'm doing it because I love doing it.
00:13:39 When I said in December, do what you love.
00:13:40 Everyone's supportive.
00:13:41 And now I'm being more specific about it.
00:13:43 That I don't relate to people that don't understand art.
00:13:45 I don't relate to people that only want to watch the Joker on repeat.
00:13:49 And only watch the UFC.
00:13:51 And call you a casual if you don't watch the prelims.
00:13:54 Casual!
00:13:55 I don't relate to that.
00:13:56 I love the UFC.
00:13:57 But I also love going to museums.
00:13:59 I love art.
00:14:01 I love going to...
00:14:02 I love movies.
00:14:03 I love all different types of movies.
00:14:04 I always play a different movie here.
00:14:06 Every single stream.
00:14:07 I went to film school.
00:14:09 I've been doing YouTube.
00:14:10 I was doing short films on YouTube for like 7-8 years before I started streaming.
00:14:14 What are you guys talking about?
00:14:16 That was...
00:14:16 It was insane to me that this is like...
00:14:19 You know...
00:14:20 Shifting people's perspective.
00:14:23 And also...
00:14:23 Yeah, if I was a grifter, I would just continue streaming 100%.
00:14:27 I would do triple, quadruple the hours that I'm doing.
00:14:30 And I would go all in on this and I would completely ignore making videos.
00:14:33 But I'm doing it because I think it's helping me progress.
00:14:35 Right?
00:14:36 You guys know the...
00:14:37 Obviously the PR reasons and trying to make X the new YouTube. 0.87
00:14:42 But...
00:14:42 Because I'm also trying...
00:14:43 I'm sharpening my craft.
00:14:45 I'm getting better at what I'm doing.
00:14:47 By doing this every day and working under pressure to make a banger every single day.
00:14:51 I think I'm getting exponentially better at creating videos.
00:14:55 So...
00:14:56 That blew my mind.
00:14:58 But if I'm going to be honest, I think a lot of the people that are like getting upset about it
00:15:02 are just rage baiting.
00:15:03 You know?
00:15:04 Because I have cultivated an audience that's similar to me.
00:15:06 And...
00:15:07 You guys know I love to push buttons.
00:15:09 I love to push buttons.
00:15:11 I like to...
00:15:12 I don't like to be controversial for the sake of being controversial.
00:15:14 But that's part of my sense of humor is like...
00:15:17 Saying a word that you're not supposed to say.
00:15:19 Discussing subjects that make people uncomfortable.
00:15:22 That's what I've always loved.
00:15:23 That's how I first went viral.
00:15:24 That's what I've all...
00:15:25 Even when I was like five years old.
00:15:26 That's what I love to do.
00:15:27 So I think you guys do that as well.
00:15:29 And you see...
00:15:30 And it's fun.
00:15:31 Like you get to discuss.
00:15:32 You get to debate.
00:15:33 You get to argue.
00:15:33 It's entertaining.
00:15:36 People that watch my streams only like movies like The Joker.
00:15:39 Fight Club.
00:15:40 The Matrix.
00:15:41 I spend so much time in galleries and museums.
00:15:44 Because nothing else instantly gives me so much inspiration.
00:15:47 As I get older, I come to realize that...
00:15:49 There's really nothing more uninteresting than talking about than money business.
00:15:53 Many men are afraid to discuss...
00:15:55 And this isn't me.
00:15:56 People are saying like...
00:15:56 Oh, because you don't want to talk about money.
00:15:57 I've talked about money business probably three, four hours every single day.
00:16:01 But people that can only discuss that are the most uninteresting people alive.
00:16:05 If people can only talk about like money and crypto and finance.
00:16:08 It's like, yeah.
00:16:09 But okay.
00:16:09 What else is there?
00:16:10 It's not saying that it's pointless.
00:16:12 You should talk about money.
00:16:13 But that's all you got?
00:16:15 That's your whole personality?
00:16:17 That's it?
00:16:19 And then self-improvement.
00:16:20 Here's how you boil down self-improvement to like three points.
00:16:23 Go to the gym. 1.00
00:16:24 Stop eating dog shit. 1.00
00:16:25 Don't watch porn. 1.00
00:16:27 That's like... 0.67
00:16:28 Those three is pretty much all of it.
00:16:32 And if you want to discuss it all day long... 0.98
00:16:34 It's really not that fucking... 0.99
00:16:35 Work hard. 1.00
00:16:37 Don't jerk off. 0.99
00:16:38 And go to the gym. 1.00
00:16:40 Is that all you need to talk about?
00:16:43 Put out the five times five starters set.
00:16:46 What...
00:16:47 Is this the right compression shirt?
00:16:49 What's the right compression?
00:16:50 Which way should I let go when I stop watching porn? 0.98
00:16:54 Should I use my right hand or my left hand to not jerk? 0.99
00:16:57 Just don't... 1.00
00:16:58 Don't be an idiot. 1.00
00:17:00 Work hard. 1.00
00:17:02 That's it.
00:17:03 You don't need to discuss it all the time.
00:17:05 There's more...
00:17:05 There's way more.
00:17:06 And also, what are you self-improving for?
00:17:09 What are you self-improving for?
00:17:10 To get...
00:17:10 To get women? 0.99
00:17:11 To make money?
00:17:12 Then what?
00:17:13 So now you self-improve.
00:17:14 Say you actually follow steps and you upgrade your life.
00:17:16 Now what?
00:17:18 Now what?
00:17:19 If your hobbies are all making money and self-improvement, 0.98
00:17:21 you're just a rich guy who's jacked and you don't watch porn, 0.99
00:17:24 but you still have no personality and life is boring and uninteresting. 1.00
00:17:27 There's nothing else going on.
00:17:29 There's so much out there.
00:17:32 Anything else or step foot in a place like this
00:17:36 because art is supposed to expose and highlight our vulnerabilities.
00:17:41 I love streaming, but part of the reason I hate it is because...
00:17:45 Sneeko, your channel's literally dying.
00:17:47 I mean, bro, like you're making fun of Hamza,
00:17:49 but look, hours and hours.
00:17:53 Self-improvement content is meant to be watched temporary.
00:17:55 You guys know that if you watch self-improvement content every single day,
00:17:59 you're just not self-improvement.
00:18:01 You're wasting your time watching content.
00:18:03 And in a way, it becomes a different form of porn.
00:18:05 It's just self-improvement porn.
00:18:07 You're getting dopamine thinking you're improving by watching someone else's life
00:18:10 get better because they're making money and growing an audience from you,
00:18:13 but you're just still there on YouTube and you haven't done anything.
00:18:19 Self-improvement content is meant to be temporary.
00:18:21 You end up becoming a jukebox for people who want to hear the same talking points
00:18:27 over and over again, especially when your audience is 98% male.
00:18:31 They want to hear discussions about women and self-improvement so that listening... 0.99
00:18:35 Yeah, like, bro, how many times do you need to say that most feminist American women are whores? 1.00
00:18:41 Like, how many times do you need to say that? 1.00
00:18:43 Look at this whore! 1.00
00:18:44 Look at that whore! 1.00
00:18:45 And look at this whore! 1.00
00:18:47 I'm looking at them and now what? 1.00
00:18:49 I see them.
00:18:50 Now what? 1.00
00:18:50 They're fucking whores! 1.00
00:18:53 Okay? 1.00
00:18:54 I get the point.
00:18:55 Do you not get the point now?
00:18:59 I'm not firing shots at Myron.
00:19:00 What Myron does is important.
00:19:01 You guys want me to do that.
00:19:02 And I'm like, I...
00:19:03 But this is my point of view.
00:19:05 Why do you need me to say that over and over again for you to be like, 0.99
00:19:08 you're grifting if you don't call them whores all the time? 1.00
00:19:10 It's like, what? 0.99
00:19:12 What?
00:19:13 And also the political thing.
00:19:15 Like, how many times do I need to say free Palestine and Palestine's not free 0.99
00:19:17 and they're going to build a Trump casino on the Gaza Strip?
00:19:19 For you guys to be like,
00:19:20 you don't talk about Palestine.
00:19:21 Yeah, I want Palestine to be free.
00:19:23 You guys know that. 1.00
00:19:24 Do you want me to be a jukebox and say this shit over and over again? 0.99
00:19:28 It feels like they're progressing, but most of them never apply any of it. 0.99
00:19:32 They just like hearing the greatest hits.
00:19:34 Sometimes streaming now feels like being a seven-year-old rock star who's playing hits from the 80s.
00:19:40 I'm beginning to understand why bands like Radiohead refuse to play their most famous songs like Creep.
00:19:45 I'm a weirdo.
00:19:47 Yeah, maybe in 1993, but it's time to grow up. 1.00
00:19:50 I'm a loser. 0.93
00:19:53 Imagine being Radiohead. 0.96
00:19:55 Imagine being Radiohead and you have to go on stage for 30 years.
00:20:00 I'm a weirdo.
00:20:02 No, actually, we're successful multimillionaires with multiple albums and there's other songs.
00:20:06 What the hell am I doing here?
00:20:11 I don't belong here.
00:20:13 Ignore the com.
00:20:14 I understand that people do this stuff because it's fun.
00:20:19 You know, engagement farming, rage baiting is fun.
00:20:23 It's a fun use of the internet.
00:20:24 All right, Dippins, are we ready to go? 0.98
00:20:25 Can we start the fucking E-Date? 0.99
00:20:26 Dippins, are we ready? 0.99
00:20:34 Trump's all talking when it comes to foreign policy.
00:20:35 Yeah, I mean, like, what are we going to do?
00:20:38 What are we going to do?
00:20:39 What are we going to do?
00:20:40 Who's the guess?
00:20:41 I'm not leaking until it starts.
00:20:44 No, we're waiting on one.
00:20:46 How many are ready?
00:20:50 If we have three ready, we're ready to go.
00:20:55 Okay.
00:20:56 All right.
00:20:57 Oh, man, women. 1.00
00:21:01 Oh, women. 1.00
00:21:02 Is that a swastika behind the picture?
00:21:03 No, it's not.
00:21:04 It kind of looks like it, doesn't it?
00:21:06 No, it's the drawing from New World Order 2025.
00:21:10 All right.
00:21:11 So, I got to stall for, like, five minutes.
00:21:14 Let's do, like, a little bit of the clips, not all of them.
00:21:17 I missed out on a lot.
00:21:19 I started from the beginning.
00:21:20 I'm sitting this one out.
00:21:20 Bonnie Blue, I don't care.
00:21:22 Bonnie Blue, known for sleeping a thousand men under his pregnant. 0.98
00:21:27 I'm sitting this one.
00:21:28 Okay.
00:21:29 Yeah, but I think these girls are both lying. 1.00
00:21:32 They're not pregnant.
00:21:32 They're just getting more promo and it worked.
00:21:34 Two dollar, two dollar.
00:21:36 Two dollar, two dollar.
00:21:38 Two dollar.
00:21:39 Two dollar, sir. 1.00
00:21:40 What's the fuck? 1.00
00:21:42 Work with her. 1.00
00:21:42 Work with her.
00:21:43 Work with her.
00:21:44 Work with her.
00:21:44 Yeah.
00:21:45 Two dollar.
00:21:46 Where the box at?
00:21:47 Yeah.
00:21:47 She admitted she was lying.
00:21:49 Yeah, I'm right, bro.
00:21:50 Like, everyone falls for it. 0.95
00:21:52 It's, it's, bro, you got to respect, like, in a way, in a fucked up way, obviously, but 0.62
00:21:58 low key, you got to kind of hand it to Bonnie Blue and the other girl and Lily, um, Lily 0.84
00:22:06 Phillip, they became multi-deca-millionaires because of rage bait. 0.96
00:22:11 They fucked hundreds of guys, filmed it, made documentaries, they cried, everyone talked 0.99
00:22:15 about it, everyone platformed them, incels jerked off to them, and now they're deca-millionaires 1.00
00:22:19 in their, in their early twenties.
00:22:22 Deca-millionaires. 0.99
00:22:23 You know how many girls fuck a hundred guys and get nothing out of it? 1.00
00:22:28 They're all over New York right now. 0.99
00:22:30 They're just running around, they have a hundred bodies, and they might get married, and they 1.00
00:22:33 got nothing.
00:22:34 They got nothing.
00:22:35 These chicks were able to farm the internet so successfully, they became deca-millionaires. 0.99
00:22:41 And, um, I think that that's a testament to how maybe we shouldn't talk about the whore 1.00
00:22:46 instead of saying, this is a whore. 1.00
00:22:48 Or, maybe ignore them because it doesn't work. 1.00
00:22:52 They win.
00:22:53 If it worked, because all the discourse about how terrible it was, all the women were saying, 0.90
00:22:57 oh my god, those hundred guys are so evil for doing it.
00:23:00 It didn't, none of it worked.
00:23:03 Now they're just gonna, now they're upgrading, they're going exponential to a thousand.
00:23:07 Maybe, close your eyes.
00:23:12 UBS.
00:23:13 Yeah, UBS.
00:23:14 iPhone.
00:23:15 iPhone?
00:23:16 Yeah, $2.
00:23:17 $2?
00:23:17 Yeah, where would I?
00:23:19 I got it.
00:23:20 I got it.
00:23:20 I got it.
00:23:20 I got it.
00:23:20 I got it.
00:23:21 $2.
00:23:21 Get it out the box, man.
00:23:23 Yeah, give me one out the box.
00:23:24 Yeah.
00:23:25 Yeah.
00:23:26 A good one.
00:23:27 I don't know what this is about.
00:23:27 You're telling me that you haven't gooned once in the last year?
00:23:30 Absolutely not.
00:23:31 Only a couple days till Ramadan, bro.
00:23:32 We gotta lock in.
00:23:34 Gotta lock in.
00:23:35 Haven't slipped up.
00:23:37 Chad, are you guys still on NoFap?
00:23:38 I get the feeling, I get the feeling, I get the feeling that it's not really that, I get
00:23:42 the feeling that it's not really that NoFap-y anymore.
00:23:46 You guys are, stop ignoring the Rumble chat.
00:23:48 I'm gonna keep ignoring them till they come over to party.
00:23:50 Come on over, Rumble guys.
00:23:51 But don't end the Rumble yet.
00:23:53 I can't goon. 0.88
00:23:54 Yeah, how long is, who's still on NoFap here?
00:23:57 How many days?
00:23:59 I be fapping.
00:24:00 How many days?
00:24:01 Do you guys count?
00:24:04 I gooned 23 times so far today.
00:24:07 Okay.
00:24:07 Five days of my longest streak.
00:24:10 One week.
00:24:11 Two minutes.
00:24:12 Okay.
00:24:13 This is.
00:24:15 You got it, Felipe.
00:24:16 What would you do, Sneeko?
00:24:18 Wait, I'm not ready yet. 1.00
00:24:19 Oh my God, this motherfucker. 1.00
00:24:20 And what do I do if I'm who? 1.00
00:24:22 If I'm the guy benching?
00:24:23 Let's go!
00:24:25 Let's go!
00:24:26 No, I'm fighting, I'm fighting.
00:24:28 Okay, now, you gotta...
00:24:32 It's just a prank, bro!
00:24:39 Let's go!
00:24:41 Let's go!
00:24:43 He was unfazed.
00:24:46 Is that not TOS?
00:24:48 Is that not illegal?
00:24:49 Yeah, he looks kind of happy.
00:25:07 He looks kind of happy.
00:25:08 This is the problem with content is like, everyone there is like, oh yeah, this is going viral.
00:25:11 So even though you should probably empty the clip on this guy, not Mag, you're still, as long as it's being recorded, everyone's kind of profiting.
00:25:19 So that's when you just, you're just...
00:25:21 Oh my Lord.
00:25:25 Did he fart on him too?
00:25:26 I don't, I really don't want to watch him back.
00:25:28 Men always say women are only good for cooking, so let me cook. 0.99
00:25:31 But move on, man.
00:25:33 Oh my Lord.
00:25:33 Um, why I left Judaism, says Ari Shafir. 0.73
00:25:39 Is that true?
00:25:40 I kind of don't believe him.
00:25:41 You don't really leave.
00:25:42 There is this famous Google interview question that everyone gets wrong.
00:25:47 You're shrunk down to the size of a nickel and put into a blender.
00:25:51 The blades will start spinning in 60 seconds.
00:25:53 So what do you do? 0.98
00:25:59 Best thing about being black?
00:26:00 Did you know that black people can get away with saying anything if they stick the words, I'm just playing at the end of it? 1.00
00:26:06 I'm just playing.
00:26:10 Yeah.
00:26:10 I had no idea.
00:26:11 I had a black boss.
00:26:12 He came into work. 0.58
00:26:13 He was like, man, it's hot outside.
00:26:15 I feel like I'm in a numbing out there. 0.87
00:26:16 But you know all about being in a numbing, wouldn't you, Jew boy? 1.00
00:26:20 I'm just playing. 1.00
00:26:21 What the f***? 0.99
00:26:22 Okay. 0.99
00:26:25 Do you believe in the Big Bang Theory or Pangryo?
00:26:27 Seen this.
00:26:29 You know what's crazy, bro? 0.99
00:26:31 When I saw Prime on Max Shea, I was like, damn. 0.99
00:26:33 I was like, damn, bro. 0.99
00:26:34 Like, prior to the tour. 0.99
00:26:37 Did you guys see that?
00:26:38 Did you slow it down for you? 0.99
00:26:39 When I saw Prime on Max Shea, I was like, damn. 0.99
00:26:45 Still don't see it? 0.99
00:26:46 When I saw Prime on Max Shea, I was like, damn. 0.98
00:26:52 Could this possibly be the ghost of Key Man? 0.98
00:26:56 Where was the ghost?
00:27:00 Where was the ghost?
00:27:01 Grok 3's based.
00:27:04 I haven't checked it out yet.
00:27:06 It's going to go.
00:27:18 Church is going to be all the way at the bottom.
00:27:20 Bar's going to take over school.
00:27:23 Yeah, church slowly going down. 1.00
00:27:40 Damn. 1.00
00:27:41 Look at the 80s. 1.00
00:27:42 Look how much time co-workers took.
00:27:44 Were people really not working that much in the 70s and 60s?
00:27:47 Look at that.
00:27:48 Oh, there it goes down.
00:27:57 Whoa.
00:28:00 Whoa.
00:28:03 Okay, this is where this chart kind of doesn't make sense.
00:28:06 Because you could put a lot of these categories into online.
00:28:10 You could put friends there, co-workers there.
00:28:11 For me, it's co-workers, friends, family, not bar, restaurant.
00:28:14 You could put school in online.
00:28:17 And then the last three, even the last two, you could put in there.
00:28:27 Nice cope, touch grass.
00:28:29 I'm outside all day long, but I'm also online the whole time, too.
00:28:32 Like, when I'm on the train, I'm on the phone.
00:28:34 When I'm walking around, I'm on the phone. 0.97
00:28:35 I'm online probably fucking 16 hours a day. 0.95
00:28:40 Will he be the next pope? 0.99
00:28:43 Who knows?
00:28:45 That'd be funny.
00:28:49 I saw this.
00:28:50 Did you guys think this was real?
00:28:58 I don't know.
00:28:58 I feel like Drake's acting.
00:29:00 I don't believe it.
00:29:01 People are making fun saying it's a zesty thrill.
00:29:03 It's like, this has got to be a steak ad.
00:29:06 It's got to be a steak ad.
00:29:08 Because if they were really spying on Drake,
00:29:11 we would have seen something we're not supposed to see.
00:29:14 Some woman he's not supposed to be with.
00:29:16 Yeah, no.
00:29:17 This has 100% got to be an ad.
00:29:26 Bro, it's so easy.
00:29:27 It's so easy to mislead people now for promo. 0.69
00:29:31 World's first gay mom assassinated in South Africa. 0.97
00:29:34 Look, you guys. 0.58
00:29:35 W, seven people said based.
00:29:40 Nah, L, South Africa, man.
00:29:42 L, South Africa.
00:29:43 No.
00:29:43 Free him.
00:29:45 Free him.
00:29:46 All right.
00:29:47 The girls are almost ready.
00:29:47 Good.
00:29:49 Tore me apart.
00:29:50 But I learned an important lesson.
00:29:52 You can't count on anyone.
00:29:55 Yeah, he's saying this.
00:29:56 And then I saw today,
00:29:57 Ye posted a video
00:29:58 like calling out Dave Portnoy who's Jewish
00:30:00 and he's wearing a swastika t-shirt.
00:30:05 It's really proof though
00:30:06 that if you make something like graduation,
00:30:08 you can really beat any allegation.
00:30:10 Bro,
00:30:12 what other celebrity is able to say free Diddy
00:30:14 and get away with it?
00:30:16 Bro, he sold Diddy merch
00:30:17 on his website
00:30:18 of Diddy in the act
00:30:21 committing domestic violence.
00:30:22 and like no one really cares.
00:30:25 No one cares.
00:30:27 Isn't that insane?
00:30:28 How far he's pushing it?
00:30:31 If you make something like
00:30:32 college dropout,
00:30:33 Twisted Fantasy,
00:30:36 808s,
00:30:37 Pablo,
00:30:39 Donda,
00:30:39 if you make anything on that level,
00:30:40 you're good, bro.
00:30:42 You're good.
00:30:42 People don't care.
00:30:44 People don't care.
00:30:45 I need me,
00:30:47 I need me a Twisted Fantasy
00:30:48 under my belt
00:30:49 for that reason.
00:30:51 You know,
00:30:52 the only person
00:30:53 I never really
00:30:55 could beat
00:30:55 and it was the craziest thing
00:30:57 that used to piss me off so bad.
00:30:58 Diddy moment in coming?
00:30:59 No, no, no.
00:31:00 In,
00:31:00 in,
00:31:01 you know,
00:31:01 you know,
00:31:02 telling jokes about each other.
00:31:03 Philly,
00:31:03 we called it bussing.
00:31:04 You just bussing, 0.90
00:31:05 bussing on each other.
00:31:07 We called it bussing 0.96
00:31:08 and Flava Flav
00:31:09 just
00:31:11 the most.
00:31:12 All right,
00:31:12 all right.
00:31:12 E-Day time. 0.89
00:31:13 Chad, are we ready?
00:31:13 We ready?
00:31:14 Everyone's ready.
00:31:14 Everyone's ready.
00:31:16 Chad, are we ready?
00:31:21 All right.
00:31:22 Where do I go?
00:31:24 There's General.
00:31:29 I think you got to add
00:31:30 a voice channel,
00:31:31 Dippins. 0.97
00:31:32 You guys ready?
00:31:33 This should be good.
00:31:34 This should be good.
00:31:35 Is everyone in here?
00:31:40 No,
00:31:40 we're waiting on one.
00:31:41 I'm waiting on one.
00:31:44 Where's
00:31:46 where's
00:31:46 Oh,
00:31:49 let me call.
00:32:01 Yo,
00:32:03 where's
00:32:04 we're missing one guy.
00:32:06 I'm not going to add him yet.
00:32:11 Okay.
00:32:12 Okay.
00:32:13 So what channel do I go on?
00:32:14 I just see one channel.
00:32:14 It's the general.
00:32:15 No,
00:32:16 you see drag.
00:32:17 No.
00:32:19 Yeah,
00:32:19 you do.
00:32:20 It's under general.
00:32:21 No,
00:32:21 there's only one channel.
00:32:25 Okay.
00:32:25 There's only one channel.
00:32:27 Okay.
00:32:27 Do you see this one?
00:32:29 Hold on.
00:32:31 All right.
00:32:31 You see it?
00:32:31 Now I see it.
00:32:34 All right.
00:32:37 All right.
00:32:38 Okay.
00:32:39 Yeah.
00:32:40 Hang on.
00:32:40 All right.
00:32:40 Get out of here.
00:32:41 Wait, 0.98
00:32:42 what the hell? 0.98
00:32:43 Okay. 0.98
00:32:43 Okay.
00:32:43 So here's what we should do.
00:32:45 We should get,
00:32:46 um,
00:32:46 Oh,
00:32:46 I need to turn my camera on.
00:32:51 I'll turn my camera on.
00:32:53 Make me untouchable tonight.
00:32:57 All right.
00:33:03 So everyone's ready.
00:33:05 Yeah.
00:33:05 Everyone's ready.
00:33:06 Um,
00:33:07 I think we should get everyone.
00:33:09 I think we should get everyone or,
00:33:11 you know what?
00:33:11 It's fine.
00:33:12 We won't,
00:33:12 we won't.
00:33:13 I'll,
00:33:13 I'll quickly eat.
00:33:14 Okay.
00:33:14 I'm going to pop in there quickly and talk to them,
00:33:15 but they can keep cameras off so that it's kind of,
00:33:18 um,
00:33:18 we'll keep cameras off and then I'll,
00:33:20 so I can explain the rules to them.
00:33:22 Okay.
00:33:22 Hold on.
00:33:23 Don't go yet.
00:33:23 Let me go first.
00:33:24 So they don't turn the cameras on.
00:33:27 Okay.
00:33:27 All right.
00:33:33 All right.
00:33:33 All right.
00:33:34 All right.
00:33:35 Are the hudders bad? 0.65
00:33:36 I saw one.
00:33:36 I saw a picture.
00:33:37 I don't really know they are.
00:33:38 I saw one.
00:33:39 Um,
00:33:39 she was,
00:33:40 she was very pretty.
00:33:44 Chad,
00:33:44 not everyone is in this right here.
00:33:46 There's some others coming.
00:33:47 Don't worry.
00:33:51 Who am I texting?
00:33:54 Um,
00:33:55 all right.
00:34:05 All right.
00:34:06 Okay.
00:34:07 Uh,
00:34:07 you can,
00:34:07 yeah,
00:34:07 you can just show.
00:34:08 Yeah.
00:34:08 All right.
00:34:13 Hello,
00:34:13 everybody.
00:34:14 Can you hear me?
00:34:14 Oh,
00:34:16 okay.
00:34:16 You're muted.
00:34:16 It's fine.
00:34:17 I'm going to assume everyone can hear me.
00:34:20 What's good.
00:34:20 What's good.
00:34:21 What's good.
00:34:21 Okay.
00:34:22 Um,
00:34:22 so here's the game.
00:34:23 Can all the girls hear their mics are muted, 0.50
00:34:25 but,
00:34:25 uh,
00:34:26 yeah.
00:34:26 Yeah.
00:34:27 Um,
00:34:28 can you guys unmute please?
00:34:29 Yeah.
00:34:31 Ariana.
00:34:32 Hi.
00:34:32 Uh,
00:34:33 Nancy.
00:34:34 You got,
00:34:35 you guys can turn your cameras on.
00:34:36 Uh,
00:34:36 by the way,
00:34:36 you,
00:34:36 everyone can turn the cameras on.
00:34:37 Sure.
00:34:41 Wow.
00:34:41 You guys look great.
00:34:44 There,
00:34:44 there's everybody in here.
00:34:45 Sunny.
00:34:45 Uh,
00:34:45 if you want to turn your camera on,
00:34:47 how you doing?
00:34:52 Yo,
00:34:53 what's good.
00:34:54 What's good?
00:34:54 Everybody.
00:34:55 Uh,
00:34:55 what's sunny to,
00:34:56 um,
00:34:57 sunny camera.
00:34:58 And unmute please.
00:35:07 Okay.
00:35:08 Hey everybody.
00:35:09 Um,
00:35:09 so this is,
00:35:10 uh,
00:35:10 E love Island.
00:35:11 We have a big competition today.
00:35:13 This is not your traditional E date.
00:35:14 By the way,
00:35:15 thanks for coming everyone.
00:35:15 Sunny's in here.
00:35:16 Kozu,
00:35:17 uh,
00:35:17 FH.
00:35:18 What's your,
00:35:18 uh,
00:35:18 what do you want me to call you?
00:35:19 What's your name?
00:35:21 Um,
00:35:21 me?
00:35:22 It's Faye.
00:35:23 Faye.
00:35:23 Thanks for coming,
00:35:24 Nancy.
00:35:25 I see you top left.
00:35:25 You're still muted,
00:35:26 Nancy.
00:35:26 Ariana.
00:35:27 Thank you so much for coming.
00:35:28 Um,
00:35:29 yeah,
00:35:29 you guys look great.
00:35:29 And Emily,
00:35:30 of course,
00:35:30 Emily,
00:35:30 are you the streamer or is Ariana the streamer?
00:35:34 Um,
00:35:34 well,
00:35:35 I'm not a streamer,
00:35:36 but I just started kick streaming.
00:35:38 So,
00:35:38 okay,
00:35:38 great.
00:35:39 I guess I'm a streamer.
00:35:39 So today,
00:35:40 not all the guys are in the calls.
00:35:42 Um,
00:35:43 we're keeping two as a surprise,
00:35:44 but we want to see who would be the best couple.
00:35:48 So it's kind of like love Island.
00:35:49 You're going to,
00:35:50 everyone's going to talk to everyone one-on-one for a couple of minutes.
00:35:53 I'll throw out some questions here and there.
00:35:54 And so you have to see who's the best pairing and we'll keep each,
00:35:57 we'll keep each,
00:35:58 um,
00:35:59 conversation to two minutes and we're going to cycle through quickly.
00:36:02 So we'll drag you in and out and we'll ask questions.
00:36:05 And as soon as you realize,
00:36:06 cause you have to find one of the four,
00:36:07 right?
00:36:08 There's four of you and there's,
00:36:09 there's,
00:36:09 there's four possible couples in here. 0.99
00:36:11 So as soon as you don't like the person you're talking to within the two
00:36:15 minute timer,
00:36:15 we don't have a button,
00:36:16 but you have to go,
00:36:17 you have to,
00:36:18 you have to like visibly make that noise.
00:36:19 And I,
00:36:19 I think the girls are going to have a hard time doing it. 1.00
00:36:22 So you have to,
00:36:22 can we hear,
00:36:23 uh,
00:36:24 can I hear an,
00:36:25 Emily?
00:36:28 Okay,
00:36:28 Ariana,
00:36:29 let's,
00:36:29 let's do one little practice and Nancy and Faye.
00:36:35 Yeah,
00:36:35 that's,
00:36:35 see,
00:36:35 that was mid,
00:36:36 but you'll get better.
00:36:38 Nancy's muted and Faye,
00:36:39 if you could make a buzzer sound.
00:36:42 And that was,
00:36:43 that was,
00:36:43 Oh,
00:36:43 you know what?
00:36:44 The X is great too.
00:36:45 So whoever,
00:36:46 whoever,
00:36:47 do you love it?
00:36:50 Okay,
00:36:50 great.
00:36:50 I just came up with that idea.
00:36:51 So once we get it through all those,
00:36:55 but remember if you,
00:36:56 if you add all four people,
00:36:57 you're going to be eliminated and I'm going to give,
00:36:59 I'll give a sheet.
00:37:03 I'll give $500 for the winner.
00:37:04 I'll give $500 to the,
00:37:06 to the winner.
00:37:07 So you,
00:37:08 you do want to win.
00:37:10 And yeah,
00:37:11 so we'll,
00:37:12 we'll decide.
00:37:13 We'll do a vote in the chat because we have two chats going.
00:37:15 We're live on party and rumble,
00:37:16 but sooner just be party. 0.65
00:37:17 It should be a lot of fun.
00:37:18 Hope you guys have fun.
00:37:20 And without further ado,
00:37:22 we'll take it away.
00:37:22 By the way,
00:37:22 when you guys are all in this chat,
00:37:24 if you can mute and take,
00:37:25 keep your cameras off.
00:37:25 So you don't get to,
00:37:26 you know,
00:37:27 riz each other or get too,
00:37:28 you know,
00:37:28 hot and heavy before everything starts,
00:37:30 you know,
00:37:30 we don't,
00:37:31 we don't want you guys cheating over here.
00:37:32 Is that okay?
00:37:35 Okay.
00:37:35 So if everyone could turn off their mic and camera and I'll drag you
00:37:39 randomly in.
00:37:40 Great.
00:37:42 Yeah.
00:37:42 You guys can just go ahead.
00:37:43 All right.
00:37:44 All right.
00:37:44 Just go to drag. 0.93
00:37:45 Yeah.
00:37:50 Come on.
00:37:50 Come on.
00:37:51 I go live.
00:37:52 I cooked on that intro.
00:37:52 That was pretty good.
00:37:53 Huh?
00:37:53 That was,
00:37:53 I did a good job.
00:37:55 We're going to have it.
00:37:56 Okay.
00:37:56 They seem ready to go.
00:37:58 Okay.
00:37:58 I'm going to have a two minute timer on my phone.
00:38:02 Oh,
00:38:02 the,
00:38:02 the guests that starts with,
00:38:04 yeah,
00:38:06 I know he,
00:38:07 no,
00:38:07 he's ready in five or five or 10,
00:38:08 which is perfect.
00:38:09 So we'll just do a couple. 0.99
00:38:10 Let's fucking go. 0.99
00:38:11 All right. 0.99
00:38:11 Get them in there. 0.99
00:38:12 It's going to be fucking good. 0.99
00:38:14 It's going to be good. 0.98
00:38:16 Um,
00:38:16 okay.
00:38:17 Huh?
00:38:18 We'll save them for last.
00:38:20 Uh,
00:38:21 yeah,
00:38:21 we'll save them for last.
00:38:21 That's perfect.
00:38:22 So,
00:38:22 okay.
00:38:22 I'm going to get a timer on my phone.
00:38:24 Um,
00:38:26 I'm going to get a timer on my phone.
00:38:27 Two minute timer.
00:38:29 And does,
00:38:30 does that all sound good?
00:38:30 Like what my,
00:38:31 my plan for the thing?
00:38:33 Yeah.
00:38:33 A hundred percent.
00:38:34 Yeah.
00:38:34 All right.
00:38:35 Great.
00:38:35 Okay.
00:38:35 So let's bring in,
00:38:36 um,
00:38:39 let's bring in first,
00:38:42 I'll bring in,
00:38:42 I'm just going to do random.
00:38:44 I'll do,
00:38:45 I'll do.
00:38:45 Just tell me now.
00:38:46 I'll drag them. 0.91
00:38:47 I'll drag them. 0.91
00:38:47 Don't worry.
00:38:49 Okay.
00:38:49 Bring it,
00:38:50 bring in sunny and Nancy.
00:38:53 Okay.
00:38:54 Uh,
00:38:57 unmute and turn cameras on,
00:38:58 please.
00:39:00 Uh,
00:39:01 I just knew you'd make me.
00:39:02 I had to,
00:39:03 bro.
00:39:03 You were too quiet in the intro.
00:39:05 I know.
00:39:07 Nancy unmute and turn the camera on, 0.99
00:39:09 please.
00:39:11 Why do you sound like that?
00:39:13 Well,
00:39:13 Hey everybody.
00:39:14 Um,
00:39:14 Nancy,
00:39:15 this is,
00:39:15 uh,
00:39:15 my friend,
00:39:16 Sonny.
00:39:17 So I just want you guys to,
00:39:18 uh,
00:39:18 to take it away.
00:39:18 See if you guys have anything in common.
00:39:20 Um,
00:39:21 I'm going to set a two minute timer and I'm going to randomly interject with
00:39:24 questions.
00:39:25 Take it away.
00:39:27 Okay.
00:39:27 Nice to meet you,
00:39:28 Nancy.
00:39:30 Nice to meet you.
00:39:31 I don't talk to women a lot. 1.00
00:39:32 I'm not going to lie.
00:39:33 I've been a good,
00:39:34 I've been a good boy.
00:39:35 I don't,
00:39:35 uh,
00:39:36 I don't know why I'm here.
00:39:39 Uh,
00:39:40 it's nice to talk to you though.
00:39:42 Um,
00:39:43 tell me about yourself.
00:39:46 Um,
00:39:46 so I work in tech,
00:39:48 so I do that.
00:39:50 During the week.
00:39:51 You,
00:39:52 uh,
00:39:52 you plan on splitting the bills or?
00:39:55 Uh,
00:39:55 no.
00:39:57 Sugar daddy.
00:39:58 Nice.
00:39:58 Nice.
00:39:59 No.
00:39:59 Are you,
00:40:00 uh,
00:40:01 yeah,
00:40:01 go on.
00:40:03 Are you,
00:40:03 uh,
00:40:04 religious at all or anything?
00:40:06 Or,
00:40:06 um,
00:40:07 um,
00:40:08 grew up Catholic,
00:40:10 but like,
00:40:10 I'm not like super strict on like religion.
00:40:13 Right.
00:40:13 Yeah.
00:40:13 I grew up Catholic too.
00:40:14 Very nice.
00:40:15 Yeah.
00:40:16 Um,
00:40:17 at least you're like,
00:40:20 you're not showing your cleavage.
00:40:22 Like that's,
00:40:22 that's great.
00:40:23 I honestly,
00:40:24 like I didn't have like the highest expectations.
00:40:28 Okay.
00:40:28 Quick.
00:40:28 What are you both looking for in a relationship?
00:40:30 Nancy,
00:40:30 go first.
00:40:31 Um,
00:40:33 I would say effort.
00:40:35 I try,
00:40:35 I work very hard.
00:40:36 That's all I do is.
00:40:38 Yeah.
00:40:39 Um,
00:40:40 and yeah,
00:40:42 I guess really just effort and show me that you care.
00:40:47 I don't have to work on that one,
00:40:48 but,
00:40:49 uh,
00:40:49 efforts there.
00:40:50 I'll tell you,
00:40:51 I work hard.
00:40:51 I work hard doing big things over here.
00:40:54 Okay.
00:40:55 30 seconds.
00:40:56 Uh,
00:40:56 how many relationships have you been in?
00:40:57 Sunny,
00:40:58 you can go first.
00:40:58 Uh,
00:41:05 one.
00:41:09 I've only been in one.
00:41:10 Okay.
00:41:11 What about yourself?
00:41:13 Two.
00:41:14 Two.
00:41:15 Were they,
00:41:16 uh,
00:41:16 what ethnicity are you?
00:41:18 Uh,
00:41:19 I'm from Brazil.
00:41:20 You're from Brazil.
00:41:21 Okay.
00:41:22 Okay.
00:41:23 I'm Italian.
00:41:24 Two seconds left.
00:41:26 Okay.
00:41:27 Okay.
00:41:27 Both of you did it at,
00:41:28 so this is great.
00:41:29 Okay.
00:41:29 Okay.