SNEAKO - October 31, 2024SNEAKO HOSTS E-DATE FOR CUFFEM
Episode Stats
Length
6 hours and 7 minutes
Words per Minute
138.00117
Hate Speech Sentences
404
Summary
In this episode, we talk about Halloween, Halloween movies, Halloween costumes, Halloween horror films, and Halloween horror movies. We also talk about the recent ban on K.O.L.I.E.S.H.
Transcript
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Police can swear to God, I'm sleeping from the gut.
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I know my friends and I, would probably turn and start.
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If you get out of bed, come find us any storm bridge.
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Ring of snow, all the rage by big old dark age.
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I breathe in stereo, the stereo sounds strange.
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If you get out of bed, and find me standing all alone.
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We're going to be setting Cuff'Em Up on an E-date.
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We're going to be finding love for Cuff'Em on Halloween.
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I wanted to get him for this segment, but he doesn't wake up until like midnight.
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I don't know about his sleep schedule, but I'm glad to be back.
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And no, the girls are not going to be dressed up like any world leaders.
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I didn't vet them, but the girls are non-OF, and Cuff'Em is going to be ready very soon.
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Holy shit, do I get banned for the dumbest reasons, bro.
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I just get started on kick, and I think I've been banned more than I've been live.
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We'll do a little mail time before we get into this stuff.
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But I've just been playing Black Ops 6 non-stop.
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Okay, let me show you an example of how stupid my band was.
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I'm just going to call out the inconsistencies because this is who I am, and I don't care.
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Workers at a Halloween store quit after the Nelk Boys pranked them with a Klan costume.
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Why do I get banned for hate symbols because somebody dresses up like a world leader, but
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this is like they get to go on the Air Force One with Trump for the same thing.
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Have we not seen so many other kick streamers make jokes about that certain world leader?
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And then I get banned when I talk to a 14-year-old fanboy.
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If a 14-year-old fanboy comes up to me IRL and I say, hey, what's up?
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But if you talk to them on Monkey for three seconds, then you get packed up.
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And anybody who's going to try to disagree with me is a fraud.
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I was like pissed off, but I think it's really...
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And the hypocritical part is like, why the fuck did it take so long?
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I think Fousey's doing a 24-hour in Australia right now.
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He calls him a homophobic slur and then decks him in the face.
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Like, he, look, for the Halloween costume kick, you banned me in two minutes.
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I think the guy was still on the stream with his costume of a world leader.
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And I don't think there would have been any without, I don't know.
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And anybody, okay, someone, someone tell me why you're getting banned.
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Bro, bottom line, someone is sitting in the corner and watching everything that we're doing.
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We can do that later on tonight, but I want to give some good content first.
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Let's do a quick roll call before we get into the clips and all this stuff.
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They're like, bro, Sneakos, don't do normie content.
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You know, what's great too about this is I have a shit haircut, but the Michael Myers mask
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Does your favorite boted streamer have a chat that moves like this?
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He said, would they ban you if I dress up as Mussolini?
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Should I do the Fousey thing and just call out every streamer every time I go live?
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You know what's going to be great in this kick era?
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Is I think that just based off chat speed, we're going to be able to see what the real
00:12:13.060
You know what gets the dopamine going like a wanted buy?
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I started this whole thing playing Black Ops 2.
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And I was arguing with the Rumble chat before we got in here.
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The Rumble chat was saying, Sneeko, don't do normie content.
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They're like writing paragraphs in the Rumble chat about why it's like, why they're mad about
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Do a, put on bumper, put bumper stickers on cars and Boston with Dr. Shiva.
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You want to see me do cocaine and read numbers with Zerka?
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You know, I could have got a haircut, but I'm locking in.
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My barber could have pulled up right now at 10.
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You guys complain, but then you provide new alternative.
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You want to hear the same talking points echoed five times over and over again?
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How many times do I want to tell you to get money, go to the gym, and believe in God?
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How many times do you need to hear that from the same guy?
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What do I need to react to before we get into the content, huh?
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They have no, you guys shouldn't, they just rumble content.
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You know, you know why I want to get out of this fucking echo chamber is that it's a lot
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of people who just don't do anything with their lives and they live vicariously through
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It's like somebody watching a David Goggins podcast all day long.
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Yeah, bro, you don't even put your face out there.
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Okay, I'm a sellout, but I'm putting everything on the line.
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Niggas standing behind an anime profile picture calling me a sellout.
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You're too pussy to put your own face about there and lose your bank account talking about
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How many times I got to say it and you don't do anything?
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You're a sellout because you're too afraid to put your face out there.
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Okay, a relative of mine said, do what you want to do.
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But I haven't heard too much about the trip to South America.
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Every time he takes a break, I'm like, nigga, you sipping?
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This is the shit that my daddy had raised me on.
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I know what it's like to be at the top and everybody snake you.
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Like, me and Drake are on the same level, career-wise.
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Everyone turned on me right when I got to the number one Billboard chart, bro.
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I know what it's like for everybody to be looking at you with jealousy.
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Your friends pretending to be friends, but really they're jealous.
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Moment, I know they've been praying on what, hey, what, hey.
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Try not to boy out, but fuck it, I'm staying on.
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Oh, keep on sending me slaps to go crazy on 40.
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Capo got plans, but we'll say that for later on.
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Hush and keep saying they know that they played it wrong.
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Katie just text what the fuck are we waiting on?
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Niggas be talking about don't shoot a messenger.
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None of you pussies is blocking my blessings here.
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You know that only works for a female rapper, you fucking, you wag it.
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You can't say it slaps on mute if it's a dude, because then you're saying you just enjoy
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You guys don't even know how to use memes correctly.
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I thought, I heard him calling me out saying my content's boring and all I talk about is
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There's always, like, the criticism for content is crazy right now.
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Because I'm, I promised Eddie and Akil I wouldn't crash out like last year.
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That my adrenaline shot up and I don't even remember.
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Like, whoever on his team told him it was a good idea to do a 24-7, 30-day marathon
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has got to be the dumbest person in this industry.
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Just because he's banned doesn't mean I can't watch a clip, bro.
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He, um, it's like day one and he's already doing this.
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For the last, like, 48 hours, now that I'm out of it.
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And now that I calm down, I'm realizing all the destruction that I caused.
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I'm not even going to sit here and say sorry because, but, like, I'm trying to explain
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to y'all, like, now that my adrenaline dumped and I'm back to Yusuf and I open Twitter and
00:21:53.460
Bro, he's, this is the most obvious manic depressive that I've ever seen.
00:22:01.740
Like, there was a certain point where he was able to manage it, it seemed like.
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And sometimes you'd think that he was just crashing out for content because he would turn
00:22:14.340
Someone around him has got to be like, just stop streaming right now.
00:22:28.080
Look, and if it's fake, I don't think you just need to do the crash.
00:22:38.780
Do you want me to be flailing around in a hospital?
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Do you want me to be sobbing, crying in Australia?
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Do you want me to be saying homophobic slurs and punching people in the face for you to
00:22:59.260
He's, this is why, this is why he's beating you.
00:23:23.800
Chad, I don't want to be streaming when I'm 34.
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I don't want to, like, I want to, I want to, I got some, I got some time left in me.
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I got some time left in me, but ain't no, ain't no way I'm doing this when I'm, when I'm
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This, financially, this is my most successful year.
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Before 2024, I had no properties at all, but I'm about to close my, my third one in one
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And I think it's a pretty good way to close out the year.
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It just, it came right from party city like that.
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It's good to, you know, the year's wrapping up.
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So I like to, to think about stuff like this next year.
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Cause I think when you, when you have like five properties, you don't need, you don't
00:24:15.920
Then you have enough income to do what you want to do.
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You can kind of set yourself up for life like that.
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You kind of set yourself up and then I can really do what I want to do.
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I just want to get a bunch of houses and then have a lot of income coming in.
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I had a good year and I locked my, you know, I'm making good steps.
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And inshallah, 2026 is going to be an even better year.
00:24:55.800
It's been a, it's been a lot of ups and downs this year.
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But if Sean Strickland couldn't knock me down, then, then nothing else can.
00:25:04.220
None of these other little obstacles can knock me down.
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Kick chat is like, who the, who are these dudes?
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Chris may have unfollowed me on X, but Rumble never banned me.
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And I, you gotta get, you gotta give him credit for that.
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I don't even, I don't even think I, I said anything bad.
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And I also, Rumble is extremely important right now.
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Joe Rogan's podcast was taken off YouTube, was completely shadow banned right before the election.
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Also, I want to announce, I want to announce that I'm voting for Trump.
00:26:23.500
Yeah, I've had some grievances, but he's the better option of the two.
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I'm not being paid to say this by the MAGA team.
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I've been very, very critical of him and his support for Israel.
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But of the two, I think he's much less Zionist than Kamala.
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And I think it's much better to have a man in office than a woman.
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And I think a lot of what he's doing is he's trying to play optics in order to get support,
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So I'm going to be, I'm going to be voting for Trump.
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So I don't even think my endorsement is that heavy, but I want people to know it.
00:27:04.660
And the Muslims are saying, there's a lot of back and forth about this.
00:27:07.860
I don't think there's any liberals in here that are like, oh, you should vote for Kamala.
00:27:15.940
Yeah, of course, I don't agree with him on everything.
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But to think that you're ever going to agree fully with the president is false.
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And so if you want to know my endorsement or who, if you're wondering, hey, who should I vote for?
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Yeah, I've been analyzing his strategy, especially with the Israel question.
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And I didn't like some of the stuff he was saying about Muslims, especially some of the campaign ads.
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But did you see that he brought up a bunch of sheikhs on stage?
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Shout out to those brothers that got up there and endorsed him.
00:28:00.760
And so it seems like he's trying to be more, you know, accepting of Islam.
00:28:21.260
I was your favorite YouTuber's favorite YouTuber back in the day.
00:28:26.360
Yeah, this is when my YouTube channel was unbanned for like 12 hours.
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You can see all these comments from people like Mr. B, Sunny V2.
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Inside there's silver threading, which acts as a conduit of avoiding electromagnetic frequencies.
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This guy called me a bot for being Muslim, so I unfollowed him.
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That tend to tap in to our human potential and tend to deviate from what our genetic expression was supposed to be.
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These balls represent different elements and conduce to different properties.
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EPS tracker on my goddamn forehead that alerts me and tells me.
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Like, he's reacting to a clip, letting the audio play.
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They've been super stressed out with the bands, bro.
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That's why I'm gonna slow down on the Muslim yap.
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I'm gonna slow down on the Muslim yap until Ramadan.
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Kim Kardashian has deleted Sam West YouTube channel
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I don't know if they were, like, playing it to the content,
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Well, you have a lot of good Halloween decorations behind you.
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Look at your little trash house Halloween costumes behind you.
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It doesn't look scary at all with the bright lights.
00:37:21.940
I know if you were Nico, you would have some freaking scores.
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So if I look like him, what would you rate Sneeko 1 through 10?
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Francisco, I want to know what's going on with these blueberries.
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You've never been around a girl before in your life?
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Listen, somebody's asking me to ask you about a Diddy party.
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Okay, if I win, if I win, you come to my Diddy party.
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Francisco, Eduardo, Alejandro, why are you a roast?
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Yes, I'd like to be your new blueberry so I may roast you and spray some juice on your
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Stop trying to be wild card and be normal card.
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How the fuck are you going to let me lose to Alejandro and Francisco?
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I thought it before, but I'm like, maybe I'll get away with it because I'm, maybe I'll
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You can't show a knife or talk about, oh, okay, good.
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Because we've battled before, but I, I will say like I'm blonde now, so.
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I'm a siren because I have a siren tattoo on my hand, so.
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It's the beautiful sounding woman on an island that lures men into the sea and then kills
00:44:43.200
Maybe I shouldn't say, I don't know what that means to be honest, but that sounds, that
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You're pretending like you're, you're, you're fainting ignorant.
00:44:51.960
Is honey trap like, you know, when you trap people in?
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She, she lures men in and then she, and then she robs them.
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They would lure sailors in with a sweet song and then they would assassinate them and then
00:45:20.420
Why'd you like, I'm a singer, so I know you're a singer, but why did you get that tattoo?
00:45:26.060
Um, because the book by Robert green, uh, it's like all about different like seduction
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It's just about, he's like a pickup artist and he's talking about the techniques to like
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the law of attraction about how giving somebody less attention can make them fiend for more
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and the words you're supposed to say and how you could play to their ego.
00:45:57.380
I didn't, I will say I didn't read that one, but no, no.
00:45:59.580
So this, the book, um, that I'm talking about, it has like different archetypes.
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The charmer, the, there, I don't remember all of them now.
00:46:11.860
Cause I read it a few years ago, but it's pretty interesting.
00:46:27.660
Well, we got to like loosen up before the, um, before it starts.
00:46:31.740
Let's stretch it out real quick before we start playing, you know?
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We got to get like behind the, behind the back.
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Cause we're, we're, we're a team in this, you know, we're battling, but we're still
00:46:49.320
I'm singing or I'm well, before you say you got to like get your vocal cords ready to go,
00:47:15.820
Can you play the, what if I do the Michael Myers theme song?
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I don't think, I don't think I have anything spooky.
00:47:59.140
Um, why don't we do, why don't we do chasing cars?
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See, if I had tits and like, well, not, can I say that?
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Romo chat said, if I was a sailor and this bitch tried to alert me, I would laugh and
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He'll be ready in like five, five, ten minutes, he said.
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Yo, Danny, if I restart the live, am I going to be good to go?
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But we probably have like, I think, four or 5K max.
00:51:00.900
You should make an account on TikTok and do dances.
00:51:28.940
I was thinking about playing Fears to Fathom, or we could just go, we could just do Five
00:52:55.880
You know, you look a lot better than last time.
00:53:14.480
Well, yeah, because that's part of the costume.
00:53:37.760
Yeah, but like my people are just like so good.
00:53:49.060
Wait, didn't you say your body count was three?
00:54:35.440
You don't want a guy with a, you know, a beer gut, a cuddle.
00:54:49.220
Like a tall, skinny Chinese guy, but might be black.
00:55:34.980
I was wondering if you're going to be too scared for a haunted house on the first date.
00:55:43.700
Yeah, because they're like theater kids and they're like...
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And they get really into character and they've been doing it for six hours straight, so...
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I'm such a germaphobe, but I don't like when they breathe on me, but...
00:56:19.260
Do you keep your shoes on in the house or do you take them off?
00:56:27.220
There's got to be a good haunted house in New York City.
00:56:56.960
Yeah, because what if you show it on your stream?
00:57:07.540
Because you don't seem to like Halloween that much.
00:57:16.980
I'm going to be wearing a cheerleader from Jennifer's Body.
00:57:57.460
I know we just became boyfriend and girlfriend, but that's pretty soon.
00:58:15.700
Wait, I'm trying to figure out like what type of girlfriend you're going to be like for
00:58:30.620
But I'm just wondering because like a lot of Asian girls like that stuff.
01:00:16.520
But you don't seem to have that many requirements.
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I'm trying to figure out why you never dated somebody before.
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We still have three minutes left in this battle.
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No, because I feel like Miami is like Bob Central.
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I think there's more bobs in New York, but Miami is more concentrated.
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Only a girl with a headband is a center midfielder.
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I'm going to beat you just like I beat you twice in these battles.
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But I'm not going to do the thing where I'm nice to you because you're pretty and then I let you win on purpose.
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I'm going to actually, like, I'm going to play defense.
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Like, all I got to do is just post up every time you shoot.
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I'm supposed to do one more thing, but we can't leave.
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I'm about to set up an e-date for my friend Cuffham on Kik.
01:04:40.820
I think you need 10K followers to start streaming on TikTok regularly.
01:05:00.200
I had, I think, 1.3 million, and then they bananded that.
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I got someone put on a costume of a certain world leader on my last stream,
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It was a different world leader that's a little more controversial.
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Maybe you don't say his name, but I think you can guess.
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I wanted to do the voice, but I'm not going to do it.
01:05:55.840
So, if you're going to be my wife, then how are you going to be going on a...
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If she's going to a Halloween party, that's not your wife no more.
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Just get a few pictures, and then one friend wants to go to the party, and then they want
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to go to the club, and then you're in a club, and then it's over.
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Are you going to cheer for me when we're married?
01:08:18.420
Man, I hope you look a little spare with the headphones on.
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Before you drag him, hold on, before you drag him.
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Hold on, I'm going to put this shit throughout my other output.
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So, yeah, Cuffman, I wanted you to find some love.
01:09:00.860
You know, you've had some ups and downs of relationships.
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So, hopefully, Cuffman can find his love tonight on Halloween.
01:09:24.920
Well, maybe, I mean, I can get your leftovers from here today.
01:09:27.600
Because there's like four or five competing for you.
01:09:34.020
You're not getting any of my bitches, little bro.
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It's not easy to set this up to find these good girls, no OnlyFans.
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They're not, they're, see, you got Cuff Demons.
01:10:03.800
So do you want to, what were you texting me earlier?
01:10:09.040
Instead of them going on the E-Day with me, because I really want to see if they, like,
01:10:13.200
I want to see if they, like, you know what I'm saying?
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Like, because you don't, because they, like, you feel me?
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Like, I'm trying to bag them, not them trying to, like, compete for me.
01:10:33.800
I'll talk to every girl, you know what I'm saying?
01:10:42.020
No, no, so we'll do all the girls at once, and then I think we should do one-on-one time.
01:10:59.580
We should start with everybody, then, and then reconvene.
01:11:02.940
So we should start with everyone, and then we'll do a timer.
01:11:11.940
And then we'll let them, you know, we'll let them, like, rate your riz one through ten.
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He should be the one competing for them, not them competing for him.
01:12:03.200
All right, let's do one by one, and then we'll bring them all at the end.
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This is one of my most successful, rich, and funny friends.
01:12:57.780
I've been out of a relationship like six months now.
01:13:22.300
Like, I was in Saga with Drake in Top 5, you know, running shit, like, you don't go on
01:13:28.880
Wait, so you've never been to the United States?
01:13:53.400
I feel like me, you, and my friend named Cheezer and Kayla, we could go on a double date
01:14:00.580
One of my best friends, girlfriends, y'all look alike.
01:14:30.300
No, it was just like, he was kind of toxic, like, manipulative along those lines.
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It's just like, I guess with my career and his, like, it just didn't align.
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And like, he didn't understand that, like, I had to have, like, you know, like, in my
01:14:52.940
career, like, I have to talk to people, network, and like, the places I go.
01:15:00.880
Wait, so, um, how long ago was that relationship?
01:15:06.380
Oh, so it wasn't, it wasn't too, too, too, too, too long ago.
01:15:15.660
Well, I'll get to, well, the main question's gonna come in the next round, so I guess I'll
01:15:19.380
get to, um, know you more, and then, you know, it's all up to you.
01:15:22.960
It's all up to you if I, if I could take you out on a date, you know, my friend Sneeko,
01:15:28.080
he's gonna sponsor us the trip to, um, to the Bahamas, so, you know, more of I guess
01:15:32.460
I can, more of I click with the most, we'll go to, yeah, we'll go to the Bahamas.
01:15:35.740
Well, hold up, I'll just interject before, um, well, Ariana, maybe if you could rate,
01:15:39.980
call from one through ten before you go on to the, to the next round.
01:16:13.320
Before you, before you drag up the next girl, hold on.
01:16:19.520
Sneeko, you gotta, Sneeko, you gotta be, Sneeko, you gotta be the host, Sneeko.
01:16:22.980
You gotta be telling us what the acts and shit, like, you know what I'm saying?
01:16:25.420
Like, you're supposed to be asking the spicy shit.
01:16:27.120
I started, I started talking, right, and then you interrupted me immediately.
01:16:33.340
I started to cook and eat, and then you ran right into it.
01:16:35.680
So I'll interject, and I'll give some questions, but I think we should go a little longer.
01:16:40.600
And so what do you want, you want me to interject more, or like, should I just, okay, I'll set
01:16:51.520
Facts, yeah, you gotta, yeah, you gotta be, you gotta be in the, like, ask, like, be like,
01:16:54.420
oh, this, that, you know, you know how to do it.
01:16:58.980
Before you drag the next girl, let me lower my bit rate real quick.
01:17:22.300
Hey, every girl I talk to, I'm going to take a shot at broad.
01:17:26.320
Also, the girl that organized all the girls, she said, if you could please be respectful.
01:17:34.020
I just had, I had Zerker on one of these before, and I think he was like, um, you know how
01:17:54.280
Oh, I forgot to ask her what she do for her job, because she was like, oh, he didn't like my job
01:18:01.780
All right, uh, Zerker, you want to interview them, like, in the middle, like, after they
01:18:09.460
Let me, let me interview her real quick for one minute before we go to the next one.
01:18:18.640
Okay, I'll, I'll talk to the girls for one minute before you talk to them for five minutes.
01:18:26.560
Wait, what the fuck you, all right, I'll just turn my camera off and definitely.
01:18:30.920
Wait, oh, do I just turn my camera off and just don't definitely, you want me to hear
01:18:35.400
You can, you can cheat, you can cheat, you can, if you want to listen.
01:18:38.020
All right, wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna turn my camera off.
01:18:43.860
Go ahead, Kelly, turn your camera on and unmute, please.
01:18:55.660
You sound great, but I don't know if you look great.
01:19:09.760
You guys can see me because I can't see myself.
01:19:21.880
So hopefully you can figure out how to see it because I'm just a host and I'm setting you
01:19:25.160
up with a quick little, you know, get together with my friend, Cuffham.
01:19:31.540
I did listen to the first girl that you guys just kind of interviewed.
01:19:39.140
And like some of the questions that he was asking, I was like, damn, like that's very
01:19:44.640
So we're going to give you a little more time because you want to, you're the type of
01:20:03.000
I was going to say, no, OnlyFans, not OnlyFans.
01:20:05.200
It sounded like OnlyFans, but I'm glad to hear that.
01:20:44.220
So, I want you guys to, it seems like Kelly wants to get to know you on a more intimate
01:20:50.280
So, I'll give you five minutes this time instead of three.
01:20:52.620
And I want you guys to role play as if you are walking on the beach on your first date.
01:21:04.000
You guys are walking side by side on the beach.
01:21:48.660
I thought, no, I thought she was, like, trying to make a difference.
01:21:56.260
So, when I come across a girl like you that don't do that, and you have a career, and you
01:22:00.180
got some going for yourself, it's nice, you know?
01:22:02.420
I got to think on a mature level, you know what I'm saying?
01:22:08.760
When was the last time you was in a relationship?
01:22:12.080
Um, I got out of a situationship, like, four months ago.
01:22:20.000
And I'm calling it a situationship, because it was just-
01:22:24.820
So, y'all just linking out, you know, having sex, and just, you know, going by our date
01:22:27.980
Uh, no, just he, like, really fabricated his story and, like, his situation, so-
01:22:37.480
Have you ever, um, so you, so you've been, you're 28 years old.
01:22:40.280
I know you've been, you've been in this world long enough, you know what I'm saying?
01:22:42.620
Have you ever been with, like, a black guy before?
01:22:45.600
To be honest, no, I've actually never been with a black guy.
01:22:51.980
I don't know, I guess I just never, like, connected with a person of that ethnicity.
01:23:07.200
Mmm, you got, oh, you're, you're, you're like a rare breed, like-
01:23:12.560
Uh, I'm, like, Haitian Jamaican and African American, that's really it.
01:23:19.400
That's, that's all I am, so I'm just, you know, I'll be going on a lot of things.
01:23:21.960
Nigeria here and there for family reunions and stuff, and-
01:23:28.080
Oh, I'm from Georgia, but I live in LA now, but I'm from Georgia, but I'm staying in Los Angeles.
01:23:47.360
Oh, you gotta, like, you gotta, like, double tap, double tap my screen or something.
01:23:52.660
But you don't have to really, like, see yourself.
01:23:58.260
I wanna see, like, what you see, or, like, I wanna show you the view.
01:24:01.860
Like, I literally, like, I have the sickest view of Toronto.
01:24:09.960
Oh, wait, Chad, how do you, wait, wait, how do you, like, I thought you just, like, double tap me,
01:24:15.140
So, I don't know, I don't know how it works on the phone.
01:24:17.440
Yeah, you, when I double tap you, it does go out, and then when I, like, I see four screens,
01:24:26.760
Oh, well, yeah, I don't know, I don't know how to do it.
01:24:31.120
I don't use the phone, so I don't really know how to do it, but, but that, I know Toronto's
01:24:36.460
I've been in Toronto, I was in Toronto, like, four months, and it's honestly fires.
01:24:45.260
I did hear when you were talking to the other girl, though, that you went to Saga.
01:24:49.820
Yeah, I was standing in, well, I still have the spot in there.
01:24:54.040
Okay, nice, I was literally in my city, like, I grew up there.
01:24:56.920
Okay, okay, I have a scenario that I want to interject with.
01:24:59.360
Kelly, say you're dating come from, for about a year, and you get pregnant.
01:25:08.020
Yeah, like, yeah, she's going to keep it, because I'm going to be a great father.
01:25:11.700
If you're dating for a year, I mean, I'm at the age, like, I do want kids soon, so, yeah,
01:25:16.920
Exactly, and I would be a great father, you know, I'm working every day to provide, you know,
01:25:20.360
um, I'm making sure that you stand at home, you know, being a good housewife, and you
01:25:24.140
just worry about the baby, you know, I'm doing my job, you know, I feel like I'll be a great
01:25:29.100
Like, soon my kids are born, I'm going to be in sports and school, you know?
01:25:40.760
Like, what would you say your favorite dish is?
01:25:44.900
Honestly, I'm such a foodie, like, I do love all food, so it depends on my mood, I guess.
01:25:59.320
Honestly, I love all flowers, but plastic roses, for sure.
01:26:04.000
Okay, okay, okay, so I'll give you some, okay, so I'm just, you know, I'm writing this
01:26:07.380
all in my notes, it's inside my head, I'm like, okay, she like, okay, she like all types
01:26:10.680
of food, she like roses, get her red roses, blue roses, pink roses, you know, I'm just
01:26:14.840
making sure I keep track, you know, because I realize that a lot of these girls I heard,
01:26:18.680
they don't get the treatment they deserve, you know what I'm saying?
01:26:21.100
And I'm like a lover boy, so, you know, I like to, you know, I like to make sure that
01:26:24.860
the person I'm dealing with is, is, feel loved, you know what I'm saying?
01:26:31.840
Mm, submiss, submiss, submiss, well, how, like, I'm trying to think, my love language is
01:26:39.100
If my girlfriend is submissive, basically, you know what I'm saying?
01:26:45.280
Exactly, but, like, that's what I am, you know, I'm taking care of everything, you know,
01:26:49.080
only you have to focus on certain things, like, oh, make sure, if something's going
01:26:52.960
on in my stream, make sure I, you know, set up my stream for, like, themes and stuff,
01:26:59.720
Yeah, one more question, Kelly, before we get on to the next one, what vehicle do you want
01:27:24.020
I mean, to give you guys an idea, I did have a Lamborghini, so, yeah.
01:27:33.840
Well, um, well, I mean, I got, I got the last car, so it's the same price of a landlord,
01:27:39.360
Wait, wait, who, wait, wait, was your ex a streamer?
01:27:47.880
It's the dude named Malone that got locked up for, like, crypto scamming or some shit
01:27:52.180
Oh, so you used to being, like, you used to being, like, spoiled and, like, taking out
01:27:57.660
Yeah, the thing is, like, I definitely experienced that lifestyle, but I also know that it's not
01:28:08.060
It's, it's about, like, cause, cause I know some men, they like to give girls that lifestyle
01:28:11.720
and then just, like, you know, shoot them, like, whatever, you know what I'm saying, but
01:28:15.320
Well, like, okay, you can have a shit ton of money, but if you're not internally healthy,
01:28:19.380
all of that isn't gonna make up and fill the void that you have in you, so.
01:28:24.120
All right, guys, so, we've about to hit our time.
01:28:26.680
Before we go to the next round, Kelly, what would you rate Cuff from one through ten?
01:28:34.800
Your personality looks like, well, the vibe you get it so far, put it all in together.
01:28:40.400
So far, from what I've gotten these, like, five minutes, I would say maybe eight.
01:28:57.440
You know, I tell you that's some good going, you know?
01:29:11.340
We got, I got to spice it up or something, bro.
01:29:20.860
I should, I should have been, I should have been going to get somebody.
01:29:24.480
I'm going to bag them all, obviously, you feel me?
01:29:25.960
So what we're going to do is, in the middle of it, just have Suniko just ask questions in between.
01:29:33.780
Nah, probably, like, every, probably, like, every, like, like, every topic we talk about, it should be, it should be from your question.
01:29:41.020
Okay, but those are pretty good questions, weren't they?
01:29:48.220
I asked her about the car, trying to give you the layup with the Hellcat.
01:29:51.400
I asked her, like, what'd she do if she got pregnant?
01:29:54.580
And I asked her, what'd she do if she got pregnant?
01:30:08.960
Like, I don't know, maybe a more personal question.
01:30:26.720
So, if I look this good on a bad day, imagine how I look on a good day.
01:30:54.900
Like, I feel like I'm just not trying to, like, you know what I'm saying?
01:31:01.000
I'm trying to make sure I'm, like, you know what I'm saying?
01:31:21.380
No, they're just going to ask cringe stuff the whole time.
01:31:32.720
Oh, you're going to talk to them for a minute, right?
01:33:03.580
Sneeko, you won't pay me back about $20,000 I gave you, bro?
01:33:16.500
I'm about to go set you up with my good friend, Kuffman.
01:33:31.260
Yeah, what's your type before Kuffman comes in?
01:33:35.160
Okay, you asked me this before and you didn't like my answer, so let me try to refresh this.
01:33:50.560
And you have to be, like, athletic in some way.
01:33:52.980
You can't be, like, a bozo on the basketball court or, like, throwing a football.
01:34:29.080
Because I looked at the stream that I'm about to be on, and I saw you online.
01:34:52.220
I don't know who that is, but I'm sure they're a great person.
01:35:06.240
Okay, well, let me ask you another pre-game question.
01:36:32.200
This is me and Sneeko competing for you, all right?
01:36:34.520
So, I need you to ask us some questions, all right?
01:36:51.560
Like, what would you find in a husband or whatever?
01:37:13.320
Like, you ask us whatever questions you believe in as to find your own boyfriend.
01:37:41.940
You're that beautiful girl I seen at Chipotle one day.
01:37:59.600
I know a girl from Toronto who helped set this up.
01:38:06.260
You can ask us three questions, or you can pick one of us at the end.
01:38:08.900
If one of us loses, we'll have to do a punishment.
01:38:12.140
So, first of all, my first question is, do you believe in God?
01:38:31.820
I grew up in the household where my mom had the Bible in the living room.
01:38:36.080
So, before we went to bed every day, we used to always read a verse.
01:38:39.240
I didn't even say I swear to God, but I swear it just happened.
01:38:42.940
The verse was like, it goes like, the Lord is my shepherd.
01:38:48.040
I forgot the rest of it, but it was something we did every night.
01:38:51.100
But I feel like I lost my way since I made it in some way.
01:38:53.980
So, I'm trying to convert back into saying my prayers every night.
01:39:03.620
And God is a very ever-present part of my life.
01:39:48.660
What is it that'll make you, A, trust her, or, like, B, be like, nah, she's, like, she's
01:40:03.300
How do I know if she's just trying to run game on me or not?
01:40:06.380
If it's a couple hundred, or maybe, like, less than a thousand, something like that, I
01:40:10.400
will put trust in her, and then see what happens afterwards, because it's not that much
01:40:14.800
If it's more than that, if she wants, like, five, ten, I'm not paying it.
01:40:17.760
I'm going to see what it is first, and then I'm investigating that.
01:40:26.140
But see, if it's, like, a couple hundred to a thousand, and it's a girl I'm just seeing,
01:40:32.500
And then if she loses my trust, and I'll put my trust in her, and if she breaks it,
01:40:44.160
Okay, I would say if the girl showed me, like, loyalty, like, she only is messing with
01:40:48.780
me, and, you know, she's riding for me, you know, like, factors where I see, like, oh,
01:40:57.460
Yeah, I'll throw, yeah, I'll give her, you know what I'm saying?
01:41:00.360
I'll take care of her, you know what I'm saying?
01:41:02.080
But if it's just, like, oh, some shit, like, we just talk here and there, and, like, you
01:41:05.700
know, we still have a good connection, but we just need to meet up, and she got niggas
01:41:09.180
on the side, hell no, because I feel like a trick, you know what I'm saying?
01:41:15.040
I hear that, but I'm saying, like, okay, so, like I said, it's like, you just started
01:41:19.640
seeing her, you're in the first month, okay, you're a little lustful, she's a bad bitch.
01:41:24.660
She might have tricks, but she comes to you, and she's like, she's in a pickle.
01:41:30.320
Are you dealing with it, or are you not dealing with it?
01:41:34.320
So, it's, so, okay, so, it's 50-50 on who the girl is.
01:41:39.480
Like, how I know her, like, you know what I'm saying?
01:41:43.020
Nah, nah, no, it ain't nobody, because if she a bad bitch, and she not, and she not
01:41:47.280
loyal, if she fucking other people raw and shit, then nah, I'm not going to do that for her.
01:41:52.280
How can you be fucking a girl that's fucking other people raw, fam?
01:41:59.500
You don't have their, like, you know what I'm saying?
01:42:01.820
Like, you know, they'll tell you one thing, and they'll do it another, you know?
01:42:19.280
What I look for in a wife is, obviously, I grew up in a household.
01:42:24.240
My mom told me to take care of the women always, so I'm always paying the bills.
01:42:28.960
I'm always making sure she's good financially, if, you know, we lucked on a different level.
01:42:32.620
So my, so what I'm looking for in a girl is to cook, clean, you know, if I, like, you
01:42:38.680
know, my career is streaming, so if something's coming up on stream or whatever, you help me
01:42:42.960
do things that make my streams better, you know, what else, what else, what else?
01:43:03.980
Well, I mean, if you, if you don't, if you're not into a U.S. policy, that makes it even
01:43:09.200
And, um, yeah, I basically say, yeah, be loyal, you know, um, yeah, just, just be a at-home
01:43:17.540
I, I'm looking for a woman that can compliment me, that we can spend a good life together,
01:43:25.820
someone that I enjoy speaking to, an intelligent woman, and a beautiful woman.
01:43:30.540
Just, the, the criteria is not that difficult, but it's pretty hard in this generation.
01:43:34.700
Nico, are you on here really looking for a wife?
01:43:38.460
You kind of sound like you're looking for a wife, man.
01:43:41.320
Yeah, those are great qualities to have, but, okay, wait, can you repeat them one more
01:43:49.880
An intelligent woman, a woman that can compliment me, a woman that I can speak to and enjoy a
01:43:54.220
conversation with, and also that maintains her beauty throughout the marriage.
01:43:57.520
I mean, that's, those are all, like, I feel like those are all kind of basic.
01:44:07.300
They're all great answers, but is there anything deeper?
01:44:09.980
You would think it's basic, but I think it's pretty hard to meet a girl that hits all those
01:44:14.400
The other things that are given, of course, she has to be God-fearing.
01:44:20.960
She has to have a good relationship with her parents.
01:44:22.620
These things, she has to have motherly qualities.
01:44:28.820
Pious, like, reserved, and she knows how to be modest.
01:44:38.720
So, but this is, I'm just, I'm just the host here.
01:44:42.460
Nah, nah, nah, you're not the host for this one.
01:44:43.720
You're not the host for this one, because you said you remember her, so that means you
01:44:46.320
obviously, you know what I'm saying, she looks beautiful to you.
01:44:49.340
So, Tashiana, if you want to ask, if you want to ask one more question to be the tiebreaker,
01:45:00.980
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, like, be honest, be honest.
01:45:04.420
Like, who would you see you going out on a date with, being with, talking with, like,
01:45:11.980
Like, at the end of the day, it would probably, I feel like Sneeko and I would connect on the
01:45:19.140
Because I feel like I could, you know, but, sorry.
01:45:38.860
No, I feel like, I feel like you and Sneeko connect.
01:45:41.180
That's why I did this, because I feel like you and Sneeko connect on a different level,
01:45:45.140
Right, but I, I don't know, let me, can I, let me see your costume?
01:45:47.440
Nah, no, let me say something, let me say something.
01:45:49.400
But before you say, I don't know, let me see the costume.
01:45:52.600
No, let me see the costume one more time, because you're the only girl who put in effort to dress up.
01:45:55.880
Exactly, that's what I was like, wait a minute, am I the only one?
01:46:01.020
I know you're like, I know you're like, I know you're like, I know you're like her, I know you're like her skin,
01:46:25.020
I didn't put the soft side, because I was like, that's too much, but yeah.
01:46:33.000
Yeah, go ahead, uh, what do you rate, uh, Motion Man?
01:46:44.260
Bring your ass back, Sneeko, before I crash out.
01:46:53.140
Uh, rate Motion Man first, and go, uh, after Sneeko.
01:46:58.220
Oh, like I said, it was very close, so I'm going to give Motion Man a nine, and Sneeko a ten,
01:47:07.260
Okay, yeah, yeah, I like it, I like it, I like it.
01:47:11.400
I feel like you and Sneeko, you know, Sneeko, my man, I feel like, I feel like you're the
01:47:15.380
I feel like y'all should change numbers, and y'all should probably take this deeper than
01:47:25.060
You know, I'm a W man, so at the end of the day, you know, it's, it's, it's, I feel like
01:47:29.880
He instantly knew who you was, he remembered you, he meet women every day, but he remembered
01:47:35.360
So that, that means something, you know what I'm saying?
01:47:38.180
I want to see Sneeko's face right now, because he's...
01:47:52.060
Wait, so would you, would you go on a date with Sneeko?
01:47:55.060
If he invited me on a date, I would probably accept.
01:48:26.140
The rest of these girls, I'm competing against you.
01:48:36.040
If I lose, I'll get on this couch just like this.
01:48:59.300
So next round, do you want all of them to just be in one call?
01:49:29.640
And Sneeko, just ask him a hell of a question at this time.
01:49:40.300
Bro, he took one shot of LeBron and the whole game changed.
01:50:33.960
So we're going to have you ask three to five questions on what you, like, what's your, like, pet peeve, like, you know, what do you find in the guy, all right?
01:50:44.360
And based off our answers, you will pick one at the end, who you see yourself going on a date with, who you see yourself being with, all right?
01:50:55.620
Yeah, you guys, like, three questions, like, whatever you want to ask.
01:50:58.240
We both, we both, we both are going to answer them.
01:51:02.000
What would be, like, what would be your non-negotiables in a relationship?
01:51:22.480
I mean, my girl's got to be, she's got to be just for me.
01:51:34.360
And it's little things like, you know, unsharing location if she's upset or trying to do anything manipulative.
01:51:39.600
Any type of childish, manipulative behavior, I'm cutting you off.
01:51:47.560
Okay, I would say non-negotiables is, like, so, boom.
01:51:54.060
My life is to have a housewife, even though if you work, that would be good and all.
01:51:59.020
But I don't, I wouldn't want you to give up what's most valuable, which is.
01:52:02.440
No, no, no, you're not, you're not getting the question.
01:52:04.900
It's, like, something that, like, you're not willing to negotiate.
01:52:16.920
You know, like, 12 o'clock, like, what's the point of that?
01:52:25.340
Like, you know, I don't believe in going through phones.
01:52:28.200
But I believe into, like, you know, if you're on your phone and you, like, move weird.
01:52:32.400
Like, some stuff like that, it causes stress issues.
01:52:35.240
But, yeah, I would say that it's, those are my things.
01:52:58.740
Nah, but I feel like I'm more mature, you know?
01:53:04.640
There's some 35-year-olds that are still as mature as 17-year-olds, you know?
01:53:13.740
I don't consider you an older woman, personally.
01:53:31.860
It's about if this person's mature for their age or not.
01:53:55.980
My house was, like, probably, like, six, seven months ago, you know?
01:53:59.960
She didn't really understand the whole streaming thing, you know?
01:54:04.480
Like, doing stuff on the internet could affect my career and stuff.
01:54:10.960
And, you know, I'm trying to find the right person that I could, like, you know, put in the right position.
01:54:21.220
It just got a little complicated because we were doing so much content and the parasocials get involved.
01:54:26.340
So, my next relationship, I just want to keep her away from the internet.
01:54:28.980
I don't want her to, you know, be manipulated by people that are just constantly online.
01:54:34.560
I want something that's real and genuine that's not going to be separated by social media people.
01:54:41.520
No, she was a YouTuber, like, a fitness YouTuber.
01:54:54.380
If you feel like you could choose off those answers, you could choose one of us.
01:54:58.220
Who would you see yourself, you know, going out on a date with, taking serious, you know, like, taking it to the next level in a way.
01:55:05.600
Definitely not based off of just those answers.
01:55:24.820
My red flags is if she doesn't have a good relationship with her father, if she's going out and drinking too much, and if she doesn't respect men.
01:55:35.760
A lot of girls go around and saying, oh, men are trash, we hate men, we hate this all the time.
01:55:42.200
If I hear that, if she listens to too much Cardi B or Meg Thee Stallion or any of these female rappers who worships these people, there's a high chance that she's going to act like Kim K and do some hoe activity.
01:55:52.080
So, you could tell based off the media she's listening to.
01:55:58.580
Um, I would say some of my red flags are, um, honestly, like, me personally, I feel like we're past the age of clubbing and going out to parties and stuff.
01:56:07.840
So, I would say, like, if you're trying to kind of be like, yo, babe, can I go to this party?
01:56:13.860
Like, if you're still into the party life, and especially, we're adults, you get what I'm saying?
01:56:19.260
So, it's more so, like, settle down, try to, like, create a family.
01:56:24.060
Like, um, another red flag I would say is, um, lying.
01:56:28.820
Like, if you're lying and you get caught and you still lie after that, then it's just, like, you know what I'm saying?
01:56:36.400
Those are the two major things I'll say, really.
01:56:38.420
Like, really lying and trying to be outside a lot, you know?
01:56:44.040
Have you guys ever cheated in your relationships?
01:56:48.940
I've cheated before, but that's not something that I would do in the future is because I probably didn't take the relationship seriously.
01:56:54.500
If you're ever going to step outside and do something like that, it's because you don't have a mutual respect in the relationship.
01:56:59.440
So, yeah, I have, but I would never do that again because I wouldn't get into a relationship until I was sure that it was the one.
01:57:07.200
Um, if you, if you recall cheating, I mean, if you recall texting and, like, if you recall texting cheating, then, yeah, because I was trying to, like, basically get back.
01:57:18.940
But, so I basically, like, you know, when my girl broke up, I seen her do something.
01:57:26.320
And then while it was good and together, I was texting, like, probably, like, two or three of the girls.
01:57:30.880
So, if you recall that cheating, then, yeah, I cheated.
01:57:32.880
But it was more so, like, oh, I got to make you feel what I felt.
01:57:37.260
So, yeah, I don't know what you would call that.
01:57:41.680
Um, yeah, I guess, obviously, everyone's situation is different.
01:57:46.160
So, and cheating can look different to different people.
01:57:51.840
So, what do you think out of the two of us, I wanted to turn this into a competition.
01:57:56.160
You know, I thought you guys had a vibe, but who are you picking?
01:58:00.380
Can you go ahead and rate them first before you pick?
01:58:02.880
Just rate, uh, Motion Man first and then rate Sneeko next.
01:58:08.140
Um, I feel like Hotham has, like, a lot of energy.
01:58:15.700
And I feel like, Sneeko, you're more, like, chill and, like, laid back.
01:58:27.800
Based off of just your answers, Sneeko, with, like, the other girls and, like, just listening
01:58:49.000
I feel like you're one of the most, like, mature girls in this server right now, you know.
01:58:52.300
I feel like, you know, you're one of the, like, you're a special gym, you know.
01:59:17.180
I'm playing, like, the, the low, the, like, the laid back, you know.
01:59:51.720
You came in here and, you know, I thought it was going to be a 101.
02:01:01.840
You guys told me, like, honestly, they said 10.30.
02:01:06.000
Like, this is, like, I can only sit in that outfit as well.
02:01:12.360
It's just, like, now you can call me, like, a tennis girl or something.
02:01:28.740
I literally just changed because I actually, I thought you, like, closed me off.
02:01:33.460
I thought you were, like, getting me out of the hair.
02:01:43.400
You know, I don't know what it is, but I like the curly hair so much.
02:01:47.320
There's no, you probably change it all the time, though.
02:01:53.280
Like, I'm going to straighten it for this weekend.
02:02:22.040
The year, my dad's birthday is on November 5th, and mine is on the 7th.
02:02:29.000
And you're still working on yourself, so when do you think you're going to be ready for a relationship?
02:02:32.700
I'm hoping, like, 2025, because, like, you know, I spent all this year, you know, and a bit of last year doing my work.
02:02:43.300
Plus, I'm getting old, so the girl has to put a—I want to have babies, so, you know.
02:02:53.100
You look, uh, you look better than last time I saw you.
02:03:03.760
I don't—I think he's taking a—he's taking a break.
02:03:31.880
You got a—you got a—the jaw eye on your finger?
02:03:36.280
You got the—the one eye symbolism on your finger.
02:03:46.320
That was, like, one of my first tattoos, this one.
02:03:50.100
But you got, like, the little Rihanna tattoos, the dainty, like, girl ones.
02:04:28.020
Because you got the—yeah, what's your religion?
02:04:43.360
I just think the evil eyes, like, you know, to ward off bad energy.
02:04:48.320
It's not—to me, it's not anything, like, deep.
02:04:51.740
I know, trust me, like, I've had elders see it on my finger and be, like, mad about it.
02:05:14.480
You got—wait, so you got a devil tattoo, too?
02:05:29.100
But it's, like, a devil head, and it says born sinner in it.
02:05:32.300
But then next to it, I got Saint with the halo.
02:05:40.720
Okay, so you got a lot of black rappers tattoos on you.
02:05:56.020
Your shots probably—I can't wait to go read this.
02:05:59.880
Well, the Rumble chat's worse than the kick chat.
02:06:03.480
Okay, the Rumble—yeah, the Rumble chat was mean.
02:06:09.660
They're like, oh, she's not—yeah, she's unworthy.
02:06:17.840
Honestly, the first time that I was on here—because I never streamed before from the first time.
02:06:23.920
And, like, your stream was the first time I ever came on streaming.
02:06:28.080
But now I'm on TikTok, so I know that there's trolls.
02:06:34.120
But at the first time, I was like, what the fuck?
02:06:54.520
No, no, but they speak some Creole in—they have their own Creole in Guyana, right?
02:07:05.320
Not really, like, because I'm not, like—like, basically, it's more so, like, sayings that they'll say.
02:07:17.980
Well, to be honest, are you the type of girl to put on feathers and go to the carnival?
02:07:23.220
No, I've never been—like, I've gone to Carabana just the last two years of my life,
02:07:29.420
but I've never actually gone to the parade or, like, dressed up like that.
02:07:35.680
I do—like, I work in the music industry, so I just have been there in the city at that time,
02:07:44.040
There's probably some time in my life, but it's not my, like, every year thing.
02:08:08.460
Like, I need to—to be honest, my last relationship, that was my best friend.
02:08:16.120
Until I get that, it's going to be really weird to be with an ex-person type shit.
02:08:23.200
If that's what you want to call it, but I don't feel I'm traumatized.
02:08:29.960
I'm just saying, like, once you reach, like, a level of, like, closeness with a certain, like, anybody, then, like, that's a level, you know?
02:08:39.980
It's like, why would I settle for, oh, I can't take a dookie in front of my man?
02:09:01.700
Give me, like, five, ten minutes, something like that.
02:09:03.960
I'm going to—I think he's taking—he has to take a call real quick, and then we'll get back in here.
02:09:18.400
And maybe I'll battle you one time and beat your ass.
02:09:21.660
If you're going to be on, I'm going to be on later if you want to battle.
02:09:52.860
Cuff'em's on, like, a whole other call right now.
02:10:05.160
I had, like, one conversation with him, so I don't really have much of an opinion.
02:10:25.660
Oh, like, you mean like the Toronto accent type thing?
02:10:34.140
It's like the Crody and, like, I'm not even going to say it.
02:10:42.460
Like, in Toronto, though, like, I don't talk like...
02:10:45.400
You said you were with a black guy, but was it like a Cuff'em black, like an Atlanta,
02:11:00.880
I was just asking her what she thought about you because it seemed like you guys had a
02:11:13.600
You want me to tell her what we're doing or you want to tell her?
02:11:17.240
All right, so, look, basically what we're doing is you're going to ask just three questions
02:11:19.920
of what you mostly find important in a boyfriend, and based on our answers, slash looks, you
02:11:28.440
Who would you take seriously, like, on the next level?
02:11:31.080
Okay, um, so, like, three qualities I look for in a boyfriend type of thing?
02:11:37.420
Yeah, you ask us a question, we both want to ask them, and then whoever you ask you like
02:11:42.540
Okay, so, like, three things that I think are important in, like, us, like, to find a boyfriend,
02:11:47.420
like, probably, like, loyalty, or, like, I don't know, like, do you want me to ask, like,
02:11:51.760
more of a question that you can answer, I guess?
02:11:53.800
Because I don't know if you can really answer that.
02:11:55.080
Yeah, more of a question, more of a question we can answer.
02:12:02.920
I don't really know, like, I'll tell you what I look for in a boyfriend, like, what
02:12:11.720
I think is important, okay, I think, um, I don't know, I think you should be humble, but
02:12:16.420
confident, um, I think you should obviously have a lot of, like, loyalty, and, um, good
02:12:23.660
relationship with, um, actually, I don't know, I don't know, I think you got this one, I
02:12:33.240
think you and Adriana got a vibe going, I think you got this.
02:12:36.360
Yeah, yeah, you're right, no, you're actually right, wait, so, um, wait, Adriana, hey,
02:12:40.300
Adriana, um, would you, would you be down to come to LA if I fly you out so we go on a
02:12:49.240
Sure, but I have to get to know you a bit more first.
02:12:51.300
Nah, of course, of course, yeah, yeah, of course, I'm scared of you.
02:12:53.660
Just how you scared of me, you know, I don't know you, you don't know me.
02:12:58.640
Wait, so, um, when was the last time you, you, you was in a situationship?
02:13:08.440
Well, not a serious one, but one where you was, where you was, like, seeing each other,
02:13:18.240
Honestly, yeah, like, I just try to focus on myself, like, I, I don't know, I'm busy.
02:13:27.960
It's not like we're getting into the schedule and everything.
02:13:32.300
I can always make time, you know, for you, you know?
02:13:37.500
My chat is Sneakochat spammy outfit of the day.
02:13:45.280
I'm really just wearing, like, a good top and, like, awful pajama pants.
02:13:52.480
So, you know, you told him, you know, what it was.
02:14:14.740
Um, I just went to dinner with my friends at a rooftop downtown.
02:14:20.800
All right, have you ever seen, uh, Drake while you was out in Canada?
02:14:27.580
When I was down there, I was in there every day.
02:14:33.160
Yeah, um, not yet, because we signed to the same casino, basically.
02:14:36.520
So, you know, we'd be connected and shit, yeah.
02:14:40.940
I got a question as the host to see if you guys can, uh,
02:14:44.720
Let me ask you a question, um, and you don't need to answer this.
02:14:53.760
Let's say you guys got in a heated argument, right?
02:14:59.260
It wasn't cheating or something, but something terrible happened.
02:15:01.680
Let's assume Cuffham thought you were cheating, but you weren't.
02:15:05.940
Cuffham, he puts his hands on your throat, and he threatens to hurt you.
02:15:13.640
He does it for a second, and then you see, like, a killer instinct in his eyes.
02:15:20.060
And then he realizes that it was wrong, and you guys get back, and you calm down.
02:15:24.280
Are you staying with him, or are you going to break up?
02:15:37.200
Are you going to break up, or do you think that he can come back from that?
02:15:40.480
Okay, like, I don't want to be, like, controversial.
02:15:44.280
But, like, in my opinion, personally, like, if someone's, like, able to put your hands on,
02:15:51.500
Like, clearly you have your own issues to work out, and you're taking it out on me.
02:15:53.920
So, I just don't, I don't know why I wouldn't respect him at all.
02:16:02.020
Other people can, but, like, it also depends on our foundation of our relationship, like,
02:16:08.360
Like, if I know you do this often, like, there's a backstory behind it, too.
02:16:18.200
Well, unfortunately, I'm not that type of person.
02:16:22.360
He acts because he wanted to see how women feel on that type of subject because he do
02:16:27.420
So, he just actually wanted to see, like, how women think about it because he needs to
02:16:32.540
But me, usually, like, if we're arguing, you know, it shouldn't require a physical touch.
02:16:36.560
You know, it should just require, you know, you say what you have to say.
02:16:41.900
We take what we both said to each other and listen.
02:16:44.300
And, you know, we either figure it out or we realize that we just can't be together.
02:16:51.300
I don't, I don't never, I was raised, my mom raised me very well to never put a hand on
02:16:58.980
And I think that's just, like, it's just stupid, honestly.
02:17:11.920
Because I might be coming down to Saga in, like, another week and a half.
02:17:39.160
Let's say you guys are a year into the relationship.
02:17:41.260
Look, Kuffman's taking you out to Drake parties and taking you out to New Whole King and doing
02:17:47.220
And then, one night, you see him looking through your phone, sneakily, while he thinks you're
02:17:52.400
Do you roll back over and go back to sleep and pretend like you didn't see it, or do
02:17:57.260
If he's going through my phone while I'm sleeping?
02:18:05.060
Because I'd be like, why are you looking at my phone?
02:18:07.920
Like, does it matter if you're taking me to, like, Drake's stuff?
02:18:10.020
Like, at the end of the day, like, I'm also kind of in the industry in that aspect.
02:18:17.720
Like, also, even if I wasn't, like, I wouldn't care.
02:18:21.440
Like, it's just, like, it's just, like, celebrity stuff.
02:18:25.420
And are you going to be more attracted to him afterwards because you see that he's jealous,
02:18:34.720
Like, I feel like it's, like, okay, like, you care, but at the same time, like, I shouldn't
02:18:45.880
And then I'd probably talk to him about it and be like, okay, like, what's the real reasoning
02:18:55.200
All right, so, yeah, you're actually more mature than the original 19-year-old woman.
02:19:00.240
So, I could give you that, you know, you got a very mature, um, you don't have OnlyFans,
02:19:14.280
I feel like you should be honestly, I feel like, honestly, that you are a housewife, you
02:19:24.040
Um, Jamaican, Haitian, African-American, um, that's really it.
02:19:53.140
Oh, wow, you're like a fucking, you're like a rare Pokemon.
02:20:01.300
We could, we could then make like a, uh, uh, uh, like a, Nikola Jokic or we could make
02:20:09.640
They're like seven, six feet, like NBA players, you know?
02:20:12.480
Like imagine like, imagine a baby mixed with like black jeans mixed with like Italian and
02:20:20.860
He would be the greatest of all time in any sport.
02:20:25.420
Like he would be, he would be goaded, you know?
02:20:28.280
Um, and Ariana, would you be okay having mixed race children?
02:20:44.320
And what age you was thinking about having children at?
02:20:49.180
I don't have a set age, honestly, until I'm like fulfilled in my career and like in our
02:20:56.240
That's just like a, as time goes on type of thing.
02:21:03.720
Well, I'm going to get your, I'm going to get your Instagram.
02:21:05.600
You know, we, we, we can do some streams together RRL when I come back to Canada.
02:21:10.700
If I get to know you more, more a hundred percent.
02:21:14.780
I'll FaceTime you, you know, you'll know the real me, you know, and we'll lock in.
02:21:18.900
And is your ideal first date a haunted house or is it going to be Topgolf where he teaches
02:21:23.760
you the form and he grabs the golf club from your waist?
02:21:35.740
I feel like haunted house is fun because like you get to be scared together.
02:21:38.620
Like, you know, you can grab on your shoulder and like, yeah.
02:21:41.460
No, I'll be less intimate for a first date because golf is like, you're going to be like
02:21:50.740
Now I'll be, I'll be your Superman at a haunted house.
02:21:52.960
You know, I'll make sure when you get scared, when you scream, you can just hug me.
02:22:04.480
But if I'm with a beautiful lady like you, I got to put on my tough boy, my tough boy
02:22:10.840
I got to make sure, you know, you're the one that's scary, you know?
02:22:16.660
What would you rate Motion Man from one of the two?
02:22:27.860
I, I, I, I, I, I knew I wasn't jerking off in the corner for no reason.
02:22:31.480
You got, you guys got a little something going on.
02:22:47.720
Nah, you know, I was like, you know, I was like me, me only, you know?
02:22:50.620
He doesn't, nice guys, nice guys, good for him, nice guys.
02:22:56.880
I'm a nice guy, but Kuffman, he's got that, he's got like a bad boy persona.
02:23:01.400
And you know, he got that, you know, that dark side too, that adventurous side.
02:23:12.440
I'm going to slide out your DMs and, um, you know, we'll, we'll get some stuff planned soon.
02:23:21.500
All right, Kuffman, I was giving you the fucking layup with that.
02:23:27.260
When she says I'm a nice guy, that's not a, that's not a bad thing for you.
02:23:37.820
Wait, do you see, do you see how red my eyes is?
02:23:49.480
So, yeah, that's, are you wanna, are, are, are you dead ass about that, about Ariana?
02:23:56.200
I must, I must, I must, I must, I must find on the air.
02:23:58.020
You got that one locked in, so, yeah, you, you should, you should lock that one in.
02:24:04.500
Let me drag them both back, and then he'll decide.
02:25:04.540
she told me she had something to do in the morning
02:25:29.380
and both of you girls are gonna choose one of us
02:26:18.640
and they're gonna say their answer at the same time
02:26:42.960
we have to think about the make or break question
02:27:05.860
well me and sneaker will come up with a question
02:27:59.240
What's a what's a major difference that we have
02:28:29.240
Are you making this a complicated for no reason, bro? Okay, all right, all right, they can hear
02:28:43.000
There's gonna be a make-or-breaker. How about can you two can you both name your top three favorite countries?
02:29:01.240
Can you each just tell me three things that you like about Cuffin?
02:29:05.000
Oh, well, but what do both of us do both of us?
02:29:09.160
Okay, yeah, just go ahead first, but listen drip is meet the other girl
02:29:12.920
Whichever girl is talking with the other girls. They can't steal each other thing, you know
02:29:22.040
Okay, um, okay, I didn't really talk to sneaker that much, so I don't really know what to say about him
02:29:34.680
Um, I don't really know what else to say because I don't know much else about you
02:29:38.760
But um, it was nice meeting you great. I'm in the friend zone great
02:29:43.080
Well, no to him like you're like you're a good friend to him
02:29:48.440
I don't really know like what else do you want me to say about you?
02:29:52.040
That's it. I get it. I get it. I'm in the friend zone. Yeah, fine. Yeah, he's in the friend zone me and you locked in for life
02:29:58.200
Got you. Okay, and then things about Cuffin now
02:30:01.480
Yeah, tell me why you should why Cuffin should pick you out of uh, kelly k
02:30:05.880
Um, I feel like we have a good vibe going you know, you don't live too far when you pull when you come to can
02:30:16.040
Um, we seem like we're interested in the same things, you know, we talk pretty easy
02:30:21.080
And yeah, like and you're a nice guy. You're just really respectful so far. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
02:30:26.040
When I pick you up, i'm gonna have you 50 i'm having 50 roses
02:30:30.120
We're gonna go to a nice restaurant. We're gonna eat out. We're gonna have fun and we're gonna talk about life
02:30:36.760
Dream the dream. I got you. Thank you. Okay. Thank you, ariana
02:30:48.200
All right, go ahead kelly tell me uh three things about cuff them that you like
02:30:51.800
Um, so far I would say I like that you have high energy
02:31:09.560
I feel like I didn't really get to know you guys that well, but um
02:31:25.720
So who would you choose who would you if if me and sneaker actually on the date
02:31:30.120
Who would you like who would you let take you out on the date based on what you saw from both of us?
02:31:49.720
I don't know because obviously I just got the both of you
02:31:52.600
Yeah, but I definitely got a more like mature vibe off of you sneaker so
02:31:59.880
Okay, that's basically one. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna add you. Can you uh, add me back?
02:32:08.280
I'll add you on discord, but you probably don't use it so we could
02:32:10.280
We'll lock it. Hey, maybe we can go on a double date because it seems like you guys got something going on look
02:32:18.600
Canada, I think we should go on a double day. How about that if you'd be yeah, if you would go on one kelly
02:32:23.240
Yeah, we're gonna double date me ariana versus you and
02:32:25.720
Honestly, I would be down to one a double date with you guys
02:32:37.800
All right, we're gonna set up that double date soon
02:32:39.320
We're gonna set up that double date soon since both of y'all are in Toronto
02:33:11.880
I have a bunch of group chats and stuff on telegram
02:33:33.640
You were vibing with Ariana this at the beginning
02:36:50.140
All right, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, long about speech.
02:36:58.420
The duo monkey segment's what, uh, what Kuffman always said.
02:37:08.200
Like, I had to, niggas are just like religion arguing during the debate, during the E-date.
02:37:13.720
That's why I think that, like, you guys are just always, like, bro, like, Rumble Chat is just some weird, like.
02:38:10.620
Like, why do you, why does it matter where fisheye lens is?
02:38:57.800
Bro, the permissions with the monkey camera is so annoying, bro.
02:39:45.760
Bro, Kuffman, look how Kuffman just spelled this.
02:40:30.640
And should we get, should we get back on, I think I could do a little more TikTok live
02:40:36.840
I could do, I think I could do a little more TikTok live and we got to finish clips.
02:41:09.940
You have rejected the, child, why does it say this?
02:42:17.160
I know, I know TikTok's better, but I like doing it with Kuffman is so funny, bro.
02:42:21.440
Please allow, press the lock to allow your camera and mic.
02:43:32.580
Okay, now right there at the top, click the, you have the logistic where you're selected,
02:43:41.840
Then why should, what the fuck, that should work.
02:43:50.960
If anything, you can try a different, like, web browser.
02:45:56.680
The site permissions aren't working or something.
02:46:03.440
I just have to, like, allow the camera or something.
02:46:13.400
It's giving me the same problem, Microsoft Edge.
02:46:19.040
It's giving me the same exact problem, Microsoft Edge.
02:46:28.620
And then, like, my team doesn't fucking help me either.
02:46:52.580
Okay, someone said, go to Chrome, open the menu, upper right.
02:49:42.360
I just tried it at a new fucking Microsoft Edge 2.
02:49:59.480
I tried to have a separate camera just for monkey.
02:50:32.880
It's because I don't have two cameras connected to OBS chat.
02:51:19.340
But I'm about to decide this if it's not working.
02:53:04.480
Click on a type in device manager on a computer.
02:53:31.700
No, I'm using the Brio for the fucking thing, bro.
02:57:47.800
You never see the gas pack with my name on the back.
02:58:01.160
Y'all, why I buy the hell cattle like a school button?
02:59:01.200
I'm going to blow your fucking brakes with the switch.
02:59:28.200
Yeah, I'm laughing because he's getting ridiculous.
03:00:04.200
That's what's like Von Midler and Bobby Lassie mixed.
03:00:59.200
You know who I am, but you don't know who that nigga is.
03:02:54.200
I out there blow your fucking head loose, nigga.
03:03:12.200
Cause if I see you, I'm gonna blow my stick, nigga.
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I'm talking about when he was talking about the clips and shit.
03:06:02.200
If you gotta up-blood egg appraisals up your pool.
03:06:24.080
When you like off whatever you doing like if you're on stream or something like that now you can get off stream
03:06:28.780
Whenever whenever you get off stream touch it. You trying to go listen to my music for me
03:06:36.920
I'll play it. Can y'all hear? Can y'all hear this?
03:06:39.520
Yeah, okay. I gotta turn it up a bit. Turn it up a bit. Hold on
03:06:56.860
I'm from Oklahoma, bro. It's a boring town, bro
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For sure, a higher percentage would compare it to other races
03:09:28.980
Like, we didn't just do three hours of talking to girls
03:09:40.600
The insecure homo sapien gets loud in response to threat
03:10:12.580
Do you have a Frank Castle compilation that you jerk off to?
03:10:24.860
Why do so many black people use monkey as opposed to Omegle?
03:10:48.660
He just, like, randomly had to just get up and go to the bathroom
03:11:36.280
Alright, we finish this way it goes to the bathroom
03:12:59.660
You look like the football player who hugs the cheerleader after the high school game
03:13:14.540
I took that bitch to dinner and she left me to go home with another guy
03:14:55.860
Didn't you get alcohol poisoning, like, three days ago?
03:24:11.940
There's no way he's gonna try to clean up and stay live
03:26:14.040
Look at what I made a prime do recently in the casino
03:27:06.840
Is a black man that went to therapy for five years
03:28:34.680
I want to see some Halloween costumes on TikTok Live
03:33:11.320
Can you tell me your top three favorite black people?
03:33:16.080
Can you tell me your top three favorite black people?
03:36:57.020
Oh my god, it don't count right now because I've been drinking my wine so I'm not thinking straight
03:37:56.020
What do you mean ban on TikTok? I didn't even say anything, I just asked her name an Asian
03:38:00.020
What do you mean ban on TikTok? I didn't even say anything, I just asked her name an Asian
03:39:14.240
You kind of look like this girl I know named Lena the Plug.
03:40:30.800
I even have one of my employees does the same thing.
03:40:48.280
Yeehaw, you got your little cowboy hat on there.
03:41:06.480
My birthday's in December, so we're a couple months.
03:41:39.320
Well, I just said a match with a girl, and I asked her to name one Asian person, and she
03:42:56.460
I do, but I'm pretending like I don't because I want you to say a real name.
03:43:17.060
Okay, I don't know his name, but he plays the guy in that Marvel movie.
03:43:36.220
Okay, he plays that character with all the rings.
03:44:18.660
I have no idea because I have not been to anywhere except for the U.
03:44:26.040
That's the only place outside the U.S. that I've been.
03:44:46.940
I thought you were going to say Africa or I thought you were going to say Bruce Lee.
03:44:58.000
Tell me why that was so difficult to think of an Asian person.
03:47:22.040
I can add guests if you guys' Halloween costumes on.
03:47:36.380
You're getting cooked by the Muslims in TikTok chat.
03:48:28.000
Like, bro, I swear, Haram, please, like, log in just to criticize.
03:49:08.960
Just, like, on social media, I've, like, recognized your face.
03:49:16.680
Like, your old videos on YouTube when you were, like, really young.
03:49:24.620
I wish I could get those back, but, you know, I got banned everywhere two years ago.
03:49:58.180
Okay, but you, like, have a really big following.
03:50:01.120
No, I think I only have, like, 2,000 followers on TikTok.
03:50:06.460
Hey, what are you going to dress up as for Halloween?
03:50:49.600
So then you should tell those top donators that you're not going to, she's not going to,
03:50:55.240
She's not going to, she's not going to sleep with you, man.
03:50:59.100
They're thinking right now, they're giving you money because they're thinking.
03:51:10.040
That's another thing, too, with, like, TikTok Live is, like, I'm trying to do this, like, morally
03:51:14.100
and ethically right and, like, set boundaries and, I don't know that she would have a good
03:51:18.720
I come on here and, like, just talk about God's word, play guitar, give them advice and things
03:51:23.560
Yeah, but you know, the guys that are watching it, they're doing it because they're.
03:52:07.880
I said, are you trying to guess my ethnicity this way?
03:52:54.660
Um, just like, I don't know, like, European, like, German, English.
03:53:06.980
You scared your team away when you told them the truth that you're never going to sleep with them.
03:53:34.960
She wants to get a man that's way better than you.
03:53:37.060
She is never going to date a guy that met her on TikTok Live.
03:53:41.060
You think that you're going to get a chance by giving her money on a TikTok app?
03:53:43.480
The guy that she's going to marry is not setting roses on TikTok.
03:54:00.800
Your life is getting worse and she's getting better.
03:54:39.840
I pray for people who want to have a fun community and get excited.
03:54:51.960
So really it's like I try and like spread the word when I'm on TikTok live.
03:54:56.740
I just started this and obviously like guys go crazy if you can.
03:55:14.760
Well, I don't know if I'm the female you because I'm not very controversial.
03:55:20.040
You said you're seeing videos of Little Me on the internet.
03:55:27.460
That's just being real, you know, because it's supposed to be fake.
03:55:36.980
Oh, on TikTok Live, I always just, like, want it to be, like, positive, like, positive things
03:55:42.480
where people can come in and, like, people need advice because even though, like, the
03:55:47.560
community of TikTok Live is, like, through a screen, I recognize that these are real people
03:55:52.920
who are watching and sending me money and gifts, and I want to show that appreciation
03:56:06.980
Oh, like, I get on here, like, I play guitar, and I talk about God and the Bible and my
03:56:32.760
Because you're trolling me, and I'm sure you have a lot of people in your chat who ride
03:56:41.160
for you, and I don't want to say the wrong thing and get hate comments.
03:56:51.600
Wait, what was your identity crisis like being a Wajian, a white Filipino?
03:56:54.720
Because you must have, like, when did you find out you were, you know, you were, you know,
03:57:00.840
Um, always, um, well, my mom is from the Philippines, obviously, but, like, she's not, like, American.
03:57:07.320
Like, she grew up in the Philippines, then she came here.
03:57:20.400
But, anyways, she, um, I've never been, actually.
03:57:23.320
She went without me, but I started college, so I couldn't, like, miss out, like, my first week
03:57:28.540
Um, but, anyways, so, yeah, well, I grew up around, like, a big Filipino community, so,
03:57:39.560
No, you're gonna go to hell, you know, that God frowns upon simps.
03:57:44.060
Simps are the bottom of the barrel, the worst in society.
03:57:46.760
So, you went to college, and then you, you, what did you do?
03:57:53.400
Sorry, I'm gonna, I have to thank people in between, because I gotta show my
03:58:01.080
I'm like, yes, you deserve, you should give me more.
03:58:05.820
See, that's the difference with it, because I feel like-
03:58:08.620
Just showing the gratitude is what makes, like, an actual genuine community.
03:58:18.360
See, that's just, like, I would never, like, that's, like, the ethical part that I'm,
03:58:24.700
You're not, you're not, you're just, you're just trying to incentivize them to give more.
03:58:31.000
I mean, at the end of the day, like, I want to provide for my family.
03:58:34.960
So you're using their fake happiness as fake relationship to go and give money to your
03:58:48.360
I don't know the perspective that people have, but you know what?
03:58:58.560
Oh, they just want to see you, they want to see the imprint of your butt around those
03:59:01.960
Nobody's watching your fitness content for advice.
03:59:05.880
But I don't really post, like, obviously, like, I understand, like, being a girl.
03:59:11.140
It's suggested enough to, like, make people think that you're a good girl, but also
03:59:21.540
You're farming a fake relationship between losers and profiting off of them while selling
03:59:27.420
Can we, uh, can we snipe him while he's, uh, trolling me?
03:59:53.900
Okay, just let me say, like, all the simps that just tried to give her money to win that,
03:59:57.520
See, it's Team Red Pill versus Team Simps right now.
04:00:10.040
Okay, but I don't even have videos showing off like that.
04:00:19.440
Well, it's, it's, um, it's like health and wellness.
04:00:22.220
So, like, like, lift, like, weightlifting, nutrition, nutrition, that sort of thing.
04:00:28.900
Okay, so what, you show balut and you show pancit, like a good Filipino, or are you just
04:00:32.820
like, you know, kind of being half naked in the kitchen, being a dead seagull?
04:00:35.360
Yeah, obviously, I love, like, authentic Filipino food.
04:00:39.500
I love authentic Filipino food, but, like, I have, like, you know, like, whole foods is
04:00:46.940
Okay, do you think people are, would they watch it if they weren't attracted to you?
04:00:56.660
I want to hear you yap around how you, you get around that, that circle.
04:01:07.120
I'm not better than anybody, but personally, like, as a Christian girl.
04:01:22.860
So, um, every sin is still a sin, regardless of what someone's opinion of the level of sin
04:01:29.520
But I'm not one to judge, because Jesus doesn't judge anyone.
04:01:53.900
Don't, don't quiz me on my biblical knowledge, because I'm going to slip up, and people are
04:01:57.200
going to be like, this idiot girl doesn't know what she's talking about.
04:02:00.780
And I'm like, listen, I just want to live a simple, happy life.
04:02:10.820
I mean, the Holy Spirit is something that a lot of people feel.
04:02:20.400
Are we going to have a religious debate right now?
04:02:24.520
All I have to say about that is, God saved my life.
04:02:30.640
I'm not here to push my agenda on anyone, but to share it, and hope that it helps other
04:02:39.880
Do you know what the fastest growing religion in the Philippines is?
04:02:49.980
Islam is the fastest growing religion in the Philippines.
04:02:56.940
Well, my mom is Catholic, obviously, because the Philippines was colonized by Spain, but
04:03:01.400
I grew up Christian, and I identify as being a Christian.
04:03:16.780
But have you met a, real talk, have you ever met a Muslim before?
04:03:29.920
Oh, you're voting for Trump, but you don't want to scare the TikTok fans away.
04:03:34.020
You don't want to make people think that you're a racist Trump supporter.
04:03:38.280
I'm not racist, and I'm not necessarily saying I endorse Trump or I endorse Kamala.
04:03:47.880
Well, Kamala Harris is a Hindu and Trump is a Protestant, so it's very clear which one
04:03:54.680
If you want to build a real community, tell the truth.
04:04:00.480
I just told you guys that I'm voting biblical values, but I try to be a very respectable
04:04:18.560
I'm just saying that's what people perceive it on TikTok.
04:04:22.820
Well, social media in today's world and the perceptions, it's all over the place.
04:04:32.360
If you're going to be an influencer and foster a community, tell the truth unequivocally.
04:04:38.180
No, that's not that you're hiding the truth, but that you're wrapping the pill in a layer
04:04:53.060
I'm voting biblical values, but I obviously value, like for me, I'm more of like in the
04:05:05.880
Yeah, I hate confrontation and I hate upsetting people.
04:05:20.300
This was more of a networking thing for me than a free coffee match.
04:12:30.340
Yeah, you're, you're, you're a freaky, uh, you freaky.
04:13:50.060
TikTok has some interesting, interesting people.
04:15:48.040
Do you guys realize, like, how many times are people going to say that?
04:19:09.660
You just can't have Cuffin throwing up on here.
04:19:22.040
Bro, if one more person spams cookie, I'm about to crash out.
04:21:32.420
You know, if I had a white van, I would not even...
04:27:37.040
I mean, me, personally, I go for personality and looks.
04:27:44.640
Okay, what are you looking for in the personality, Jade?
04:27:50.920
Um, I want someone who is a real man, because nowadays people are men, but they're not really men.
04:28:02.400
I want someone who's caring, and I want someone that will lead me.
04:28:11.260
I like a man that's going to be the man, and I want to be the woman.
04:28:16.520
Meaning, I don't want to have to be like, oh yeah, we're going to go do this, and make all the plans.
04:28:23.840
I want a guy to be like, we're going to get up, and we're going to go do this.
04:28:29.160
If we were the last two people on Earth, and we had to repopulate, what are you doing?
04:28:44.860
If we were the last two people on Earth, and we had to repopulate, are we repopulating?
04:29:19.580
It looks like, your windows look like motel windows, like it opens up to the parking lot.
04:29:42.160
Well, first he's in motel, and then saying I'm wearing a Halloween outfit is crazy.
04:29:49.880
I'm wearing a sports bra, and I'm wearing plaid pants.
04:30:18.120
Maybe if you do a little dance and say thank you a lot.
04:33:14.480
I got a TikTok deal back in 2019 and I just pissed it all away.
04:33:19.120
They're giving me $1,000 to get millions of views.
04:33:21.180
And I'm like, bro, no one's getting views on TikTok.
04:33:23.640
Back when TikTok was still musically, they gave me a deal.
04:33:26.960
And I just did the worst content and then got like $3,000.
04:33:30.240
And then now TikTok is one of the biggest apps in the world.
04:33:33.760
And I could have solidified myself as an OG TikTok creator.
04:35:44.420
I thought I was going somewhere there, but I didn't have nothing, bro.
04:37:31.140
Yeah, I know, I'm gonna do less creepy stuff later
04:37:39.840
Bro, there's a lot of people that pop in there, bro
04:38:18.600
Next time when you people go in like Twitter communities
04:38:33.740
I gotta be paying attention to that shit all the time
04:39:27.600
How many times are you guys going to say the same joke
04:39:33.580
Do you think you're like original or something?
04:39:37.500
Why do you like to watch rich people gamble money
04:39:53.780
And you can't even afford one chip that they play
04:40:04.420
That's worse than sitting in the corner watching
04:46:53.000
because like bro i hate it because i used to be it but i didn't not through actions through thoughts
04:46:57.580
these guys are through actions nah i was never a gift buyer all the girlfriends that i had we
04:47:03.600
used to split everything we would split like dinners i know like because when i was broke
04:47:07.220
i split ubers uber eats wake me up when they build what the fuck
04:47:14.320
yo the only time there should be tiki torches i swear it's your guys just doesn't know when
04:47:20.660
enough people like this if i'm his example for everybody i just think you need to meet more
04:47:25.680
dudes besides just like ex strippers Thanos would have to snap twice get rid of you and if i slap
04:47:31.000
you here in the face right now it's the only time you have a man hitting you man in dubai wouldn't
04:47:34.820
shit on you if you were on fire i wouldn't spit on you how does it feel to be a picnic when nobody
04:47:39.240
picking you your name phoebe that's a pig's name your fat stop telling me you're thick babes you
04:47:44.060
go granks on your ones and call it a quick day why are they so sweaty it really goes that way
04:47:48.660
the man in the room go this way how hot everybody looks like they're in an african village
04:47:53.120
spoke to your doctors they said they can even find your rib cage
04:47:55.860
so miss piggy wears kermit look at the bitch you can tell she hurting i'll kill myself on stage
04:48:00.860
right now if you start twerking if i had a hotel and you stayed i would burn it you're not bad
04:48:05.900
you're disturbing go gym i start working ah you're nancy only skinny one in your family bitch in the
04:48:12.240
ground just wasted away if you want for you to focus tell that bitch you're making a cake
04:48:33.240
i need to get back in the gym it's been a couple days bro aiden's been locked in unless he's lying to me
04:49:00.600
i need i definitely need to get back on it we love sonny but how can we love a muslim ready he's
04:49:06.240
about to say he's about to he's about to say that being arab is the same as being muslim
04:49:10.100
sonny let me tell you this i'm done with you okay sonny what the fuck what are you doing what are
04:49:16.180
you doing i don't even want to debate this i just want to say what are you doing what are you doing
04:49:19.820
what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing isn't it funny that they get more triggered
04:49:22.700
when he becomes muslim than when he sees a numerologist like if a christian becomes a
04:49:26.800
numerologist he's not gonna have any he's gonna be like oh tell me about 33 the guy becomes muslim
04:49:32.220
he's like i hate you i hate you i hate you jinn possession i swear if you see a white atheist they
04:49:38.160
don't say what happened to you he left those groups maybe they weren't like pushing him and
04:49:44.080
stuff like that you know i don't think i want to get zirka's brother on a stream bad bro why are
04:49:49.460
there so many fucking zirka clips in here bro just doesn't he stream again a live action ls movie is in
04:49:54.300
the works of lions gate that looks terrifying when you do get knocked out are you gonna retire
04:49:58.060
who said that i know who you are who's that little fangin send that
04:50:07.520
i have a lot of respect for everyone man it's just i want to see you great
04:50:13.840
fuck you little pussy nigga fuck you bitch i'm gonna fuck you up bitch
04:50:25.080
if you could just lock in without any distractions for like three months imagine how
04:50:49.860
far you could take off no alcohol no hellcat just lock in full content mode no brawn
04:50:56.580
just up it up it every day three months he's out of here he's out of here he's like bro he could be in
04:51:04.100
i find him funny than uh funnier than like all the twitch streamers to be honest i'm glazing but you
04:51:17.200
know so yeah some bitch trying to say oh well like you're so mean why are you such a bully
04:51:21.380
whatever i'm like bitch why are you on overwatch you need to be overwatching a fucking kitchen and
04:51:25.960
overwatching a sandwich for a man who's superior to you that's probably overwatching your dumb
04:51:29.680
ass but you're over here playing with me running a mercy not hailing me because you fucking suck at
04:51:34.000
the game actually the fish eye lens does have war huh and you got no fucking awareness because
04:51:37.840
women have no awareness with anything besides how much makeup they got on their face oh which by the
04:51:41.620
way is almost too always too much because it's the makeup for their lack of aesthetics these
04:51:45.200
fucking sluts why not video games back in the day when i played video games halo 2 if i heard a
04:51:50.480
female in the fucking lobby i'm like what the fuck are you doing here it's true there's too many women
04:51:54.580
in every single game it's it's obnoxious like black ops 6 is fucking everywhere you're like nobody wants
04:51:59.580
like there's genuinely nobody playing the game who said let's get more women who signed off i don't
04:52:05.240
get who's telling everybody to do that who like who's telling dana white for the co-made event
04:52:08.920
let's have two chinese ladies wrestle each other for five rounds of 10 minutes each
04:52:15.000
like white ufc fan wants to see that who playing cod wants girls there i don't get who they're
04:52:23.060
pannering to unless they have to get their social credit score give that bitch the temple and boot
04:52:26.320
out the fucking lobby but now these whores have taken over video games like i'm fucking shocked i
04:52:30.860
haven't played in fucking years come back i'm gonna pick this character bitch what are you doing here
04:52:36.240
why are you here why are women not video games why are they even streaming themselves playing video
04:52:40.080
games they fucking suck every single gamer sucks female gamers suck i fucking myron the goat
04:52:46.480
myron the goat my two best friends in this industry are myron gains and jake future
04:52:53.000
they're trash but i can date back to when i was 11 years old
04:52:58.840
no i don't care all right is the game down let me see i want to hop on this game
04:53:08.900
it's ready i have to download can i download two while play one i think i can okay i'm downloading
04:53:18.800
two all right let's play number one do we turn the i'm gonna keep the lights on for the
04:53:30.740
muslim with tattoos whoa never heard that one before
04:55:11.940
I didn't want to put this up on Reddit just for it to be called a piece of fiction.
04:55:46.280
My parents had left for that weekend due to a work trip.
04:55:53.120
Which meant I was all by myself for the weekend.
04:55:58.200
Also, I feel like I do have to mention that my sleep schedule was really messed up around this time.
04:56:02.380
I would sleep and get up at just about any time of the day.
04:56:47.260
I'll85FARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCARCHARCARCARCARCARCARCAR
04:56:54.360
goal just to explore the problem you have to be played on a play ons break.
04:57:01.600
mom i thought that was real for a second mom dad and i may be back by sunday evening why are you
04:57:11.500
being so paranoid mom i'm 14 think i'm gonna take a little nap probably gonna order some pizza okay
04:57:15.840
so i'm home alone no need to order anything i already made you lasagna this morning check the
04:57:19.760
fridge from mason how's chem yeah crap i totally forgot to probably gonna do tonight lol same my
04:57:27.160
parents are out for the night when i come over we can play mario kart 2 i'll let you know okay
04:57:31.220
call josh too i can't promise dude i may have plans with nat so i might have some friends coming over
04:57:37.020
don't ask me why but i went straight to my parents room
04:59:00.340
i'm gonna have to pee in five seconds put this down
05:10:32.560
did i get banned did i get banned did i get banned
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man no this is getting me i'm getting like two jump scares at once i thought i got banned and i thought end the game
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Chad did we run this back or no? can you hear me?
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i don't know why i did that let me check rumble too
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i don't know why i did that let me check rumble too
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Chat, shut the fuck. Danny, Danny, stop ruining it.
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And now, do Clint would've invited the convince.
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I know if I opened that door, there's going to be a dude in there.
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That's the loudest fucking doorbell of all time.
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Oh my god, bro. What do I do? Fuck it. Whatever, bro.
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Wait, there's another one? There's a lot. There's like five of these, bro.
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This happened to me when I was 19. I'm a little over 21 now.
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I still remember this very clearly because of how creeped out I felt.
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I was a bit hesitant to write this out for the internet at first.
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But getting it out may help, even if it's just a little bit.
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I was one of those people that loves gaming conventions.
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And sometimes even meet some of my online friends.
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Though my parents weren't always thrilled at the idea of me going on interstate drives.
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But a plane ticket would have been too expensive.
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But when I set off, I soon realized the traffic was horrible.
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I decided that I'd take the long way to avoid the traffic.
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Still six hours away from the city, you got stuck in a jam
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Not a lot of people head down there this time of year.
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For about a century now, many people have been missing down there.
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And people who went looking for them never returned.
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Locals say near the Norward Valley, Monster had torn them up and hung them upside down on trees.
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I don't want to use the toilet in this creepy-ass spot.
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If you see a woman in the white or blue gown trying to get a ride, do not stop.
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Some people say that she died in a car accident there on prom night.
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Some say that she seeks vengeance after she was murdered there.
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Whatever you do, never, ever, under any circumstance, pick up a hitchhiker.
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Those people out there on the road putting their thumbs out, they ain't what you think, ma'am.
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I don't know if you find any shop this out, but we're going out for dog food.
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I feel like the tank was off to the road again.
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I swear to god, it's not an Asian driver thing.
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Fix your aux, I don't, it's the radio bro, I don't know how to fix it, are we in the
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but what type of demons make the lights flicker,
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there's this very weird thing about this night,
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I saw two logs in the middle of the road, blocking the way ahead,
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alright, I gotta fucking move the logs, huh, great, and it's dark as shit,
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there we go, come on mud, get it, that's enough,
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that's good, bro, what the fuck type of log is this, is it a magnet on this bitch,
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and just like that, I was standing in the middle of nowhere with no phone service,
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I'm not saying that's how to believe what the bullcrap was,
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but whatever the bullcrap, the gas station clerk pulled,
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but I would be lying if I had said I didn't feel the slightest a bit of ease,
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I don't mean to make this sound like a cliche horror story,
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through all my life, I was told not to take rides from strangers,
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I was scared to think how long it would take for someone to pass,
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I didn't understand how somebody could leave another human being stranded like that,
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Watch him drive off, don't drive off, don't drive off, don't drive off, don't drive off.
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This fucking greedy bitch, bro, like, you couldn't leave your stuff behind.
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So you won't tell me where you are, where you're going.
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Be really lucky I had to be on this side of the town tonight.
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You got any clue what happened to your car back there?
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So what do you think about what he told you back in the gas station?
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Idiot tells that to every person traveling down here.
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oh left mask one so is it true what the monster let's see i've never seen this monster for myself
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but there are there are some things and i'm afraid your car breaking down could have been one of them
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hey listen i don't want to sound like that moron but just remember this you don't bother them and
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bro's yapping you know i'm sorry for being a jerk to you before i'm not the best with people
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all right he's not the worst guy ever just drives slow as shit
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someone said he looks like iniesta debate him on islam
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after a little bit of small talk he dropped me by a motel
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apparently they offered roadside assistance because i thought i could use a little rest
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be careful there are all kinds of people out there he said ominously before leaving
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what's up bro the man was putting out the creepiest vibes imaginable look at his shoulders look at you
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uh yes i'm only going to be here for a few hours
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ninety dollars time i will take care of the car next thing in the morning
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why does it look at that mustache good i'll let timing know
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try not to wake up the other guests they might not take very nicely to
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except there was a smell a type of musky smell you get from old houses he has an old ass motel
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I'm Tommy, room service here at Roadway End, the finest stopover in Norwood.
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What were you doing in there? You know, cleaning stuff?
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Guy at the front desk gave me this room, hee hee hee.
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I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside while I make the room. I'll just get my stuff.
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What was in room four? Bro, I'm not going there.
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Why is he just- I'm leaving the door open. Fuck you.
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Like, I need to have a whole fucking hand for the snapback.
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Yeah, bro, I don't want this creepy ass thing in the house to hold it.
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If you need anything, just ask at the front desk.
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We've been trying to get it fixed, but we haven't been seeing enough guests lately.
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Why is he the mechanic and the room service guy?
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Stupid bitch, fucking running to the parking lot at 1am for coffee.
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Okay, of course the coffee's at the creepiest spot.