SNEAKO - SNEAKO Hosts The Most Wild Comedy Night Yet...

00:00:00.000 Monkey what? I said monkey wifey.

00:00:05.940 Dummy.

00:00:11.980 Don't ruin her lol.

00:00:13.080 She seems like a good soul.

00:00:14.180 She does seem like a good soul.

00:00:16.620 She does seem like a good soul.

00:00:18.420 Can't even lie.

00:00:22.260 Can't even lie.

00:00:23.620 More girl than I was streaming though.

00:00:30.000 Okay chat.

00:00:33.040 Don't be lame.

00:00:45.520 Join.

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00:00:52.880 Chat you better join.

00:00:55.760 Better join.

00:00:56.560 All right you check she looks young.

00:01:00.040 She said she was 19.

00:01:02.500 She said she was 19.

00:01:03.640 Perfect.

00:01:15.080 Actually she should.

00:01:26.560 I'm just looking at her IG right now.

00:01:44.580 All right.

00:01:45.980 Oh shit.

00:01:48.840 Everybody join.

00:01:49.340 Cool.

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00:01:56.560 Hey everybody.

00:02:01.500 So.

00:02:03.180 Rape is a touchy subject.

00:02:14.600 What do you call a building full of black people?

00:02:20.460 Jail.

00:02:20.860 I don't know why black people say Black Panther is their biggest movie.

00:02:49.520 Planet of the Apes has been out since the 60s.

00:02:52.440 What the?

00:02:55.460 People ask me why I'm a pedophile.

00:02:59.700 It's because Jesus never condemned it.

00:03:03.900 What the?

00:03:05.540 Is that real?

00:03:06.200 Guys, guys.

00:03:07.000 Follow me on Instagram.

00:03:08.140 No.

00:03:09.640 Shut up bro.

00:03:12.540 A Mexican guy with a boner runs into a wall.

00:03:15.800 What does he hit first?

00:03:18.180 His lawnmower.

00:03:18.860 Who is the latest white activist?

00:03:26.440 Derek Chauvin.

00:03:28.880 What the fuck?

00:03:31.100 Why did you sneak out?

00:03:34.340 Bro, I'm a-

00:03:35.280 Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?

00:03:42.600 Why?

00:03:43.240 Because they're the ones making the fucking toys.

00:03:45.700 What the?

00:03:46.100 Why are the lobsters of black people the same?

00:03:58.240 Why?

00:03:58.760 They never die of old age.

00:04:01.920 What?

00:04:03.360 People ask me why I have sex slaves in my basement.

00:04:07.220 It's because Jesus never condemned it.

00:04:08.680 Okay, okay.

00:04:11.060 Is that true?

00:04:12.240 What do you call Fresh Prince CEO?

00:04:15.220 A f-

00:04:15.480 Okay, good job guys.

00:04:21.860 Come on, keep cooking though.

00:04:22.980 That was mid.

00:04:23.840 But that was good though.

00:04:24.720 What do you call Fresh Prince CEO?

00:04:29.060 What?

00:04:33.520 What do SNQ and...

00:04:38.060 Boooo

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00:04:39.520 BOO

00:04:41.880 Fucking boo

00:04:47.540 What do sneaker ones there can have in common

00:04:51.140 Both like drinking alcohol that I want to

00:04:56.620 When you cross a nigga and an octopus it actually doesn't even matter just wait until you see the fucking thing pick cotton

00:05:06.540 Okay

00:05:07.840 Why do black people go to church?

00:05:10.940 I don't know they can fall inside. I have a father

00:05:16.400 With my boss so many have a good day, so I fucking went home

00:05:21.320 What

00:05:24.620 Boo

00:05:25.620 What do sneaker with facts have in common? They're both pedophiles

00:05:31.580 Nice

00:05:33.580 W

00:05:38.620 What's the difference between a goth bitch and a cutting board. I don't know absolutely not nice

00:05:44.540 What's the difference between a redneck and an Arab at least the redneck was drunk when they married their cousin

00:05:51.000 Yeah, take it off

00:05:54.460 Yeah, take it off

00:05:56.460 I named my dog insane so when people say are you fucking insane I can say no I'm fucking my sister

00:06:04.460 Nice incest is great

00:06:06.460 I'm gonna go get on stage

00:06:12.920 This is just a joke

00:06:13.920 What's the difference between a pedophile and a Jew getting caught

00:06:18.920 That was Joe

00:06:23.380 That was Joe

00:06:24.380 What do Christians and Muslims have in common?

00:06:26.380 They both like pedophiles

00:06:28.380 What

00:06:29.380 What's the Mexican favorite sport?

00:06:32.380 Cross country

00:06:34.380 Audrey

00:06:34.880 9-11 is the day of mourning

00:06:39.000 The West lost 3,000 people in a tragic terrorist attack

00:06:41.880 But for Sam we lost 19 of our best hijackers

00:06:45.560 That was the worst delivery I've ever heard of any comedian ever

00:06:51.720 Oh god

00:06:57.340 That's it?

00:06:59.220 Come on

00:07:00.220 Where do Muslims and Christians differ?

00:07:06.380 Muslims pray five times a day while Christians jack off five times a day

00:07:09.560 Nice

00:07:10.560 Woooo

00:07:11.560 What is the one right black people have?

00:07:17.020 The right to remain silent

00:07:20.220 Yes

00:07:20.720 Yes

00:07:21.220 Yes

00:07:21.720 Yes

00:07:22.720 Yes

00:07:23.220 Yes

00:07:23.720 What does Israeed and Leukemia have in common?

00:07:26.720 They both responsible for killing innocent children

00:07:30.220 A leaf and an emo

00:07:33.220 Fall from a tree

00:07:35.220 Who hits the ground first?

00:07:37.220 The leaf

00:07:38.220 The rope stops the emo

00:07:41.220 HAAAHHHHH

00:07:42.220 I surveyed down on my trip

00:07:44.220 8 out of 10 people said they really rather like it

00:07:50.220 What's the difference between a pedophile, a Jew, and sneaker?

00:07:54.220 Nothing

00:07:55.220 He's all fucking three of

00:07:57.220 I'm not worried about the third world war

00:07:58.220 That's the third world's problem

00:07:59.220 I'm not worried about the third world war

00:08:00.220 That's the third world's problem

00:08:04.220 What do you call a Muslim woman that's in an Uber without her husband?

00:08:05.220 A tree

00:08:06.220 A tree

00:08:07.220 A tree

00:08:08.220 What's the difference between the Muslim 9-11 and the American 9-11?

00:08:10.220 What do you call a Muslim woman that's in an Uber without her husband?

00:08:15.220 A tree

00:08:16.220 A tree

00:08:17.220 What's the difference between the Muslim 9-11 and the American 9-11?

00:08:18.220 I don't know

00:08:19.220 Or let's say the Christian 9-11

00:08:20.220 The Muslim 9-11

00:08:21.220 The Muslim 9-11 killed the individuals while it is whereas the Christian 9-11 killed the black man

00:08:22.220 Boo

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00:09:19.760 Hey! We're supposed to be making jokes here!

00:09:37.760 Why are black and blind people similar? They both never see their father.

00:09:43.760 I wish the glass in my back lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.

00:09:50.760 What do Jews and the fact that in school have in common? They both had a bad time at camp.

00:09:57.760 I got a bike for my black friend today. I gotta say, that was one of the best trades ever.

00:10:07.760 What's common between Jews and Muslims? They both hate Christians.

00:10:12.760 Bro, you're banned.

00:10:13.760 A black person says to his doctor, each time I have sex with a white girl, my eyes hurt.

00:10:19.760 The doctor says, yes, you are probably allergic to pepper spray.

00:10:22.760 Well, Australians think Muslims aren't compatible with their way of life, but over 150,000 Australian women die in domestic violence each year.

00:10:35.760 I think they're gonna fit right in.

00:10:37.760 Damn, bro, shut up. What's the difference between an autistic male man and Fresh Prince CEO?

00:10:43.760 The autistic male man actually contributes something to the fucking-

00:10:45.760 Nice!

00:10:48.760 Um, what's the difference between a Jewish person and Harry Potter?

00:10:53.760 Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

00:10:55.760 Vlogview is attacking Jew.

00:11:02.760 What type of hotel do black people tend to stay in the most during the holiday months?

00:11:08.760 The local police station.

00:11:10.760 They don't go compared to what-

00:11:14.760 What's up, nigga?

00:11:18.760 The doctor says, hold on her UP.

00:11:19.760 The Putin says that they drink a Trumpvid guy can applies to the reunion.

00:11:22.760 Is that actually where I have a嫌 eve-

00:11:23.760 It just came out of them like the fucks?

00:11:24.760 The bully that he takes on her.

00:11:25.760 Well…

00:11:27.760 Is that thechi version isarel?

00:11:28.760 The bullying, he wants to the rest?

00:11:30.760 It's inside of the authorities!

00:11:32.760 We don't throw the guns at all the table!

00:11:35.760 We don't have a junkie, he doesn't fall in the place.

00:11:37.760 Oh, man!

00:11:39.760 SHIETS AND SOONS

00:11:41.760 A lot of women say that men can't multitask and that's simply not true

00:11:48.380 Men can be looking at two witnesses and at the same time listen to a schoolgirl

00:11:51.920 Don't be racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people

00:11:58.320 And crime is for black people

00:11:59.780 You know what?

00:12:02.480 Oh wait, oh wait, this thing's on

00:12:03.920 Uh, you know what?

00:12:05.180 I hate double standards

00:12:06.540 Burn a body at a crematorium

00:12:08.580 You're being respectful

00:12:10.120 But do it at home, you're destroying evidence

00:12:13.740 What?

00:12:16.240 Boo!

00:12:17.360 Boo!

00:12:18.120 Why don't black people listen to country music?

00:12:22.000 Because when they hear the hoedown, they think their sister has been shot

00:12:25.360 Bro, one on edgyjokes.com, flat one what the

00:12:31.340 Why do sharks eat black people?

00:12:35.660 Because they think it's whale shit

00:12:37.560 Nice

00:12:39.520 What's the difference between Jews and Arabs?

00:12:42.340 The nose

00:12:42.760 Bro, this girl is terrible

00:12:45.540 Who is this?

00:12:46.640 Vlogview's the biggest daggeteer

00:12:47.980 Shut the fuck up, sagget

00:12:51.140 Kill yourself

00:12:52.660 Woo!

00:12:53.620 Woo!

00:12:54.460 Yeah!

00:12:59.400 Yo, how long am I going to be on there?

00:13:01.940 How do I leave?

00:13:05.400 You know, what's the difference between like a faggot and sneeko and you know

00:13:11.320 Follow me on Instagram

00:13:13.740 No, shut the fuck up

00:13:16.340 Okay, um

00:13:17.480 Clap if you hate black people

00:13:19.540 Boo!

00:13:22.640 I said clap if you hate black people, this is the part where you are

00:13:25.080 If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd have one fucking dollar because women are property

00:13:31.980 Nice

00:13:33.720 What's the difference between sneeko and zirka?

00:13:36.440 Sneeko's going to heaven

00:13:37.480 Bro, stop like leaving the stage

00:13:42.940 Like before you

00:13:44.480 You go up then, faggot

00:13:46.720 No, no, no, no

00:13:49.940 I don't know, I don't mean that

00:13:50.880 I don't mean that

00:13:51.740 Sneeko's here joke

00:13:55.520 Yo

00:13:59.260 Yeah, there we go

00:14:00.520 Yeah, tell a joke, dude

00:14:01.680 You just did the thing you complained about

00:14:04.400 Go back up on stage

00:14:05.300 No, no, no

00:14:05.740 You don't

00:14:06.220 Nobody else go

00:14:06.800 You go

00:14:07.200 Average

00:14:07.960 Average

00:14:12.900 How can you tell a black person is lying?

00:14:17.600 His lips are moving

00:14:18.740 What is more suspicious than a black man running?

00:14:26.220 A black man tiptoeing?

00:14:29.840 Ah, shoot

00:14:30.400 Okay, chat

00:14:34.840 Should we just move on?

00:14:36.320 This is terrible

00:14:37.020 What do knives and points have in common?

00:14:46.120 None

00:14:46.560 Yo, sneeko, I love you, bro

00:14:48.400 Boo

00:14:50.880 He's still on stage

00:14:54.880 Yo, so what do knives and women have in common?

00:14:59.520 Knives have points

00:15:00.500 Yo, alright

00:15:07.840 What happened with you and Xena?

00:15:09.100 What happened with you and Xena?

00:15:10.140 Get the fuck off this

00:15:10.880 Can you tell me what happened with you and Xena?

00:15:11.540 Get off the fuck

00:15:12.360 How do you get a Jewish girl's number?

00:15:17.520 Nothing happened, chat

00:15:18.380 I don't fucking associate with people who try to use my name

00:15:22.140 I don't

00:15:22.600 Don't even talk about

00:15:23.700 Yo, who the fuck are you?

00:15:25.340 Who is it?

00:15:25.640 Get on stage right now, faggot

00:15:26.760 All right, sneeko, you want me to expose all of your pedo allegations?

00:15:36.400 What the fuck?

00:15:40.720 All right, so this is redemption

00:15:46.780 What's the difference between a black man and a thief?

00:15:50.160 They're the same thing

00:15:53.640 That was the best worst joke I've ever heard

00:15:58.640 Muhammad Atta

00:16:00.840 W. Muhammad Atta

00:16:01.840 Is this who's in the chat all the time?

00:16:04.180 You just say words and think they're funny?

00:16:05.840 Shut up, bitch

00:16:10.060 Yeah, pretty much

00:16:10.760 Yeah, yeah, get off stage

00:16:12.060 Yo, this is a fake fucking sneaker

00:16:16.940 Why do Asians always squint?

00:16:20.060 Because hydrogen bombs are pretty fucking broad

00:16:22.480 If it takes one hour to bake a bunch of cookies

00:16:27.000 The Cookie Monster has 15 ovens working at 24 hours a day

00:16:30.640 Boo, your mic sucks, boo

00:16:32.680 The Cookie Monster has been able to bake 16

00:16:34.560 Bro told the speech

00:16:37.620 Yo, sneeko, you're a bitch

00:16:38.780 Get on stage, bitch

00:16:43.020 What do you do in school after you finish a magazine?

00:16:50.940 You were loaded

00:16:51.540 Jewish

00:16:52.100 This morning I ran over three disabled children

00:16:57.200 You could say it was a cripple kill

00:17:00.160 What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

00:17:04.560 I'm so optimistic

00:17:05.840 Yeah, to be honest, bro

00:17:11.080 To be honest, bro

00:17:12.420 All these servers with all these Brazilian people in here, bro

00:17:15.580 I ain't really with that

00:17:16.740 I ain't really with all that Brazilian shit, to be honest

00:17:19.560 How do you punish some Muslim women who disobeyed her husband in the Middle East?

00:17:24.960 Oh my god, shut up

00:17:26.020 Oh my god, shut your fucking mouth shut the fuck up

00:17:29.120 Who's not funny?

00:17:31.160 Go kill yourself

00:17:32.060 Women

00:17:32.620 What's the difference between a priest and acne?

00:17:49.900 Acne waits until you at least become 13 to come on your face

00:17:54.180 Ha, ha, ha, ha, get it?

00:18:00.300 Hey, yo

00:18:01.560 What's brown and sticky?

00:18:08.460 Us you

00:18:09.460 Why do Jewish people always love money?

00:18:17.220 Because they can pick up a penny rolling on the floor

00:18:19.340 Um, yeah

00:18:22.240 And another thing too, bro

00:18:23.500 Come back to New York City, bro

00:18:24.620 What's the difference between black people and white people?

00:18:31.100 Nothing, you fucking racist

00:18:32.540 That was really bad

00:18:37.360 Shut up, faggot

00:18:39.240 That was decent

00:18:40.920 Shut up, faggot

00:18:41.920 Shut up, bitch

00:18:42.920 Well, white people don't steal us

00:18:44.720 I'll rape you, boy

00:18:50.300 I'll rape you

00:18:52.760 Everybody here is trash

00:18:56.500 Everybody got bad jokes

00:18:57.580 What's the difference between a pug and fresh?

00:19:02.520 What?

00:19:03.380 They're both autistic

00:19:04.280 Boom

00:19:08.240 Get off the spot

00:19:09.640 Why is that?

00:19:10.340 Nah, I got you, I got you, I got you

00:19:11.700 Let me redeem myself

00:19:12.480 Let me redeem myself

00:19:13.160 Yo, what happened

00:19:14.480 What happened with Zerky and Molina?

00:19:18.160 Uh

00:19:18.560 Grooming

00:19:19.880 Hey, they both

00:19:22.600 Smash

00:19:23.100 Woo

00:19:25.100 Yeah

00:19:26.040 It's so funny

00:19:28.340 Because it's true

00:19:29.260 Alright, alright

00:19:33.520 I'm done

00:19:33.860 I'm done

00:19:34.260 Okay

00:19:35.600 Chad, I'm joining a random server

00:19:37.360 I love this game, man

00:19:40.180 You, you're like

00:19:50.400 They don't have much

00:19:51.260 Nope

00:19:53.220 Shut up

00:19:54.880 Why, shut up

00:19:55.820 Stop telling jokes

00:19:57.320 You're bad

00:19:57.940 It's, it's ironic

00:20:00.680 Oh shit, Sniko's here

00:20:02.240 Wait, Sniko, you have to

00:20:03.560 Okay

00:20:03.980 Sniko

00:20:05.520 Yeah, I became a monkey so that I could be cold and it's

00:20:14.400 What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

00:20:18.320 I'm gonna kick me a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in and I'll give him in the oven

00:20:24.360 Classic

00:20:26.360 That's new

00:20:27.360 Oh my god, that's new Joker. Yo guys

00:20:31.080 guys

00:20:33.560 What do you call long?

00:20:36.640 Your mother your mother your kfc line

00:20:45.640 You guys

00:20:47.640 The VNG

00:20:49.640 I'm doing the comedy

00:20:54.200 Congratulations

00:20:56.200 You're so funny

00:20:58.200 You know

00:21:00.200 I'm scared of myself

00:21:02.200 Congratulations, bro

00:21:05.480 It's called uh, it's called comedy

00:21:08.680 Shut up

00:21:11.640 Oh, what's long and black is the kfcq

00:21:15.560 Boo

00:21:17.560 Boo

00:21:18.560 You know

00:21:22.120 Okay, bro, so got to fuck up the stage, please

00:21:27.240 Hello, hello

00:21:28.040 Nico, get your bitch last time

00:21:29.720 Hey, what the fu- I didn't even get to tell-

00:21:31.720 Man, what are you, little people drunk?

00:21:33.560 Shut up, you monkey

00:21:35.560 I can see you, I can see you

00:21:38.760 Okay, I'm joining another room

00:21:39.880 I'm joining another room, this one

00:21:45.320 What the- the holocaust is fake?

00:21:47.320 No, I- I don't condone this

00:21:55.800 What is tru- is this- what language are these people speaking?

00:22:09.880 What language are these people speaking?

00:22:18.760 There's prank calls going on?

00:22:23.000 Bro, Sneaker just joined, what the fu-

00:22:26.040 How do they know who-

00:22:26.920 Hey, Sneaker, you suck, you little cuck

00:22:32.360 Ha ha

00:22:33.640 Ha

00:22:36.920 Ah ha ha

00:22:37.720 He actually kind of like- he actually kind of sounds like Sneaker

00:22:41.960 Love you, fire

00:22:43.080 Love you, bro

00:22:43.960 Love you

00:22:44.360 All right

00:22:45.000 Thank you, thank you, thank you, Sneaker

00:22:47.640 Yo, yo, Sneaker, Sneaker, open your mouth, open your mouth, open your mouth, Sneaker, who's your Sneaker?

00:22:51.880 Open your mouth, Sneaker, open your mouth, Sneaker, shut up, faggot

00:22:56.520 Hey, kill yourself, you fucking nigger

00:22:59.960 What the fuck?

00:23:01.320 Yo, what?

00:23:08.280 He said open your mouth, open your mouth, the only response is shut up, faggot

00:23:13.960 All right, that's a good place to end

00:23:32.680 Chat fun stream, I gotta, I gotta get to a, I have a meeting

00:23:36.200 Talk U

00:23:41.560 Maybe

00:23:45.960 Talk U

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SNEAKO - August 12, 2023

SNEAKO Hosts The Most Wild Comedy Night Yet...

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