SNEAKO - August 12, 2023


SNEAKO Hosts The Most Wild Comedy Night Yet...

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Shut Xena Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Harry Potter Stephen A Vlogview Sneeko Muhammad Muhammad Boooo Boooo BOO Fucking Derek Chauvin Grooming Hey Yo Yeah Neon Yo Leukemia Israeed Molina Dummy Putin Zerky Joker and 5 more
SNEAKO Exposes An Old Story Working With Chris From MrBeast Zherka Tells SNEAKO Why He's Moving To New York

Episode Stats


Length

24 minutes

Words per minute

101.77

Word count

2,450

Sentence count

184

Harmful content

Misogyny

37

sentences flagged

Toxicity

202

sentences flagged

Hate speech

66

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

What's the difference between a goth bitch and a cutting board? What's the differences between a redneck and an Arab? Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas? Why are the lobsters of black people the same? Why do they never die of old age? What are pedophiles and what do they have in common?

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00 Monkey what? I said monkey wifey. 1.00
00:00:05 Dummy. 1.00
00:00:11 Don't ruin her lol. 0.96
00:00:13 She seems like a good soul.
00:00:14 She does seem like a good soul.
00:00:16 She does seem like a good soul.
00:00:18 Can't even lie.
00:00:22 Can't even lie.
00:00:23 More girl than I was streaming though.
00:00:30 Okay chat.
00:00:33 Don't be lame.
00:00:45 Join. 0.63
00:00:46 Autism.
00:00:52 Chat you better join.
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00:00:56 All right you check she looks young. 0.96
00:01:00 She said she was 19.
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00:01:26 I'm just looking at her IG right now.
00:01:44 All right. 0.99
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00:01:48 Everybody join. 1.00
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00:01:56 Hey everybody.
00:02:01 So.
00:02:03 Rape is a touchy subject. 0.99
00:02:14 What do you call a building full of black people? 1.00
00:02:20 Jail. 0.98
00:02:20 I don't know why black people say Black Panther is their biggest movie. 1.00
00:02:49 Planet of the Apes has been out since the 60s.
00:02:52 What the?
00:02:55 People ask me why I'm a pedophile.
00:02:59 It's because Jesus never condemned it.
00:03:03 What the?
00:03:05 Is that real?
00:03:06 Guys, guys.
00:03:07 Follow me on Instagram.
00:03:08 No. 1.00
00:03:09 Shut up bro. 1.00
00:03:12 A Mexican guy with a boner runs into a wall. 1.00
00:03:15 What does he hit first? 0.99
00:03:18 His lawnmower.
00:03:18 Who is the latest white activist?
00:03:26 Derek Chauvin. 1.00
00:03:28 What the fuck? 1.00
00:03:31 Why did you sneak out? 1.00
00:03:34 Bro, I'm a-
00:03:35 Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas? 1.00
00:03:42 Why? 1.00
00:03:43 Because they're the ones making the fucking toys. 1.00
00:03:45 What the? 1.00
00:03:46 Why are the lobsters of black people the same? 1.00
00:03:58 Why? 0.97
00:03:58 They never die of old age.
00:04:01 What? 0.91
00:04:03 People ask me why I have sex slaves in my basement. 0.93
00:04:07 It's because Jesus never condemned it. 0.94
00:04:08 Okay, okay.
00:04:11 Is that true?
00:04:12 What do you call Fresh Prince CEO?
00:04:15 A f- 0.96
00:04:15 Okay, good job guys.
00:04:21 Come on, keep cooking though.
00:04:22 That was mid.
00:04:23 But that was good though.
00:04:24 What do you call Fresh Prince CEO?
00:04:29 What?
00:04:33 What do SNQ and...
00:04:38 Boooo
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00:04:39 BOO 1.00
00:04:41 Fucking boo 1.00
00:04:47 What do sneaker ones there can have in common 1.00
00:04:51 Both like drinking alcohol that I want to 1.00
00:04:56 When you cross a nigga and an octopus it actually doesn't even matter just wait until you see the fucking thing pick cotton 1.00
00:05:06 Okay 1.00
00:05:07 Why do black people go to church? 1.00
00:05:10 I don't know they can fall inside. I have a father 0.99
00:05:16 With my boss so many have a good day, so I fucking went home 0.99
00:05:21 What 0.99
00:05:24 Boo
00:05:25 What do sneaker with facts have in common? They're both pedophiles 0.98
00:05:31 Nice 0.99
00:05:33 W 1.00
00:05:38 What's the difference between a goth bitch and a cutting board. I don't know absolutely not nice 1.00
00:05:44 What's the difference between a redneck and an Arab at least the redneck was drunk when they married their cousin 1.00
00:05:51 Yeah, take it off
00:05:54 Yeah, take it off 1.00
00:05:56 I named my dog insane so when people say are you fucking insane I can say no I'm fucking my sister 1.00
00:06:04 Nice incest is great 1.00
00:06:06 I'm gonna go get on stage
00:06:12 This is just a joke 0.95
00:06:13 What's the difference between a pedophile and a Jew getting caught 0.95
00:06:18 That was Joe 0.94
00:06:23 That was Joe
00:06:24 What do Christians and Muslims have in common? 1.00
00:06:26 They both like pedophiles 1.00
00:06:28 What 0.99
00:06:29 What's the Mexican favorite sport?
00:06:32 Cross country
00:06:34 Audrey
00:06:34 9-11 is the day of mourning
00:06:39 The West lost 3,000 people in a tragic terrorist attack
00:06:41 But for Sam we lost 19 of our best hijackers
00:06:45 That was the worst delivery I've ever heard of any comedian ever
00:06:51 Oh god
00:06:57 That's it?
00:06:59 Come on
00:07:00 Where do Muslims and Christians differ? 0.99
00:07:06 Muslims pray five times a day while Christians jack off five times a day 1.00
00:07:09 Nice 0.99
00:07:10 Woooo 0.73
00:07:11 What is the one right black people have? 1.00
00:07:17 The right to remain silent
00:07:20 Yes
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00:07:23 What does Israeed and Leukemia have in common?
00:07:26 They both responsible for killing innocent children 0.61
00:07:30 A leaf and an emo
00:07:33 Fall from a tree
00:07:35 Who hits the ground first?
00:07:37 The leaf
00:07:38 The rope stops the emo
00:07:41 HAAAHHHHH
00:07:42 I surveyed down on my trip
00:07:44 8 out of 10 people said they really rather like it
00:07:50 What's the difference between a pedophile, a Jew, and sneaker? 0.99
00:07:54 Nothing 1.00
00:07:55 He's all fucking three of 0.98
00:07:57 I'm not worried about the third world war 0.99
00:07:58 That's the third world's problem 1.00
00:07:59 I'm not worried about the third world war
00:08:00 That's the third world's problem 1.00
00:08:04 What do you call a Muslim woman that's in an Uber without her husband? 1.00
00:08:05 A tree
00:08:06 A tree
00:08:07 A tree
00:08:08 What's the difference between the Muslim 9-11 and the American 9-11? 0.80
00:08:10 What do you call a Muslim woman that's in an Uber without her husband? 1.00
00:08:15 A tree
00:08:16 A tree
00:08:17 What's the difference between the Muslim 9-11 and the American 9-11? 0.80
00:08:18 I don't know
00:08:19 Or let's say the Christian 9-11 0.99
00:08:20 The Muslim 9-11 1.00
00:08:21 The Muslim 9-11 killed the individuals while it is whereas the Christian 9-11 killed the black man 0.99
00:08:22 Boo 0.99
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00:09:19 Hey! We're supposed to be making jokes here! 0.99
00:09:37 Why are black and blind people similar? They both never see their father. 1.00
00:09:43 I wish the glass in my back lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.
00:09:50 What do Jews and the fact that in school have in common? They both had a bad time at camp.
00:09:57 I got a bike for my black friend today. I gotta say, that was one of the best trades ever.
00:10:07 What's common between Jews and Muslims? They both hate Christians. 1.00
00:10:12 Bro, you're banned. 1.00
00:10:13 A black person says to his doctor, each time I have sex with a white girl, my eyes hurt. 1.00
00:10:19 The doctor says, yes, you are probably allergic to pepper spray. 0.99
00:10:22 Well, Australians think Muslims aren't compatible with their way of life, but over 150,000 Australian women die in domestic violence each year.
00:10:35 I think they're gonna fit right in. 1.00
00:10:37 Damn, bro, shut up. What's the difference between an autistic male man and Fresh Prince CEO? 1.00
00:10:43 The autistic male man actually contributes something to the fucking- 1.00
00:10:45 Nice! 0.99
00:10:48 Um, what's the difference between a Jewish person and Harry Potter? 0.67
00:10:53 Harry Potter escaped the chamber. 0.60
00:10:55 Vlogview is attacking Jew. 0.75
00:11:02 What type of hotel do black people tend to stay in the most during the holiday months? 0.82
00:11:08 The local police station.
00:11:10 They don't go compared to what- 0.97
00:11:14 What's up, nigga? 1.00
00:11:18 The doctor says, hold on her UP. 0.99
00:11:19 The Putin says that they drink a Trumpvid guy can applies to the reunion.
00:11:22 Is that actually where I have aĺ«Ś eve- 0.99
00:11:23 It just came out of them like the fucks? 0.99
00:11:24 The bully that he takes on her. 1.00
00:11:25 Well…
00:11:27 Is that thechi version isarel?
00:11:28 The bullying, he wants to the rest?
00:11:30 It's inside of the authorities!
00:11:32 We don't throw the guns at all the table!
00:11:35 We don't have a junkie, he doesn't fall in the place.
00:11:37 Oh, man!
00:11:39 SHIETS AND SOONS 0.96
00:11:41 A lot of women say that men can't multitask and that's simply not true
00:11:48 Men can be looking at two witnesses and at the same time listen to a schoolgirl 0.98
00:11:51 Don't be racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people 1.00
00:11:58 And crime is for black people 1.00
00:11:59 You know what? 1.00
00:12:02 Oh wait, oh wait, this thing's on
00:12:03 Uh, you know what?
00:12:05 I hate double standards 0.99
00:12:06 Burn a body at a crematorium 1.00
00:12:08 You're being respectful 0.99
00:12:10 But do it at home, you're destroying evidence
00:12:13 What?
00:12:16 Boo! 0.83
00:12:17 Boo! 1.00
00:12:18 Why don't black people listen to country music? 0.99
00:12:22 Because when they hear the hoedown, they think their sister has been shot 0.98
00:12:25 Bro, one on edgyjokes.com, flat one what the 0.96
00:12:31 Why do sharks eat black people? 1.00
00:12:35 Because they think it's whale shit 1.00
00:12:37 Nice 1.00
00:12:39 What's the difference between Jews and Arabs?
00:12:42 The nose 0.99
00:12:42 Bro, this girl is terrible 1.00
00:12:45 Who is this?
00:12:46 Vlogview's the biggest daggeteer 1.00
00:12:47 Shut the fuck up, sagget 1.00
00:12:51 Kill yourself 1.00
00:12:52 Woo! 1.00
00:12:53 Woo! 0.99
00:12:54 Yeah!
00:12:59 Yo, how long am I going to be on there?
00:13:01 How do I leave? 1.00
00:13:05 You know, what's the difference between like a faggot and sneeko and you know 1.00
00:13:11 Follow me on Instagram 1.00
00:13:13 No, shut the fuck up 1.00
00:13:16 Okay, um 1.00
00:13:17 Clap if you hate black people 1.00
00:13:19 Boo! 1.00
00:13:22 I said clap if you hate black people, this is the part where you are 1.00
00:13:25 If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd have one fucking dollar because women are property 1.00
00:13:31 Nice 1.00
00:13:33 What's the difference between sneeko and zirka?
00:13:36 Sneeko's going to heaven 0.62
00:13:37 Bro, stop like leaving the stage
00:13:42 Like before you 1.00
00:13:44 You go up then, faggot 1.00
00:13:46 No, no, no, no 1.00
00:13:49 I don't know, I don't mean that
00:13:50 I don't mean that
00:13:51 Sneeko's here joke 0.99
00:13:55 Yo
00:13:59 Yeah, there we go
00:14:00 Yeah, tell a joke, dude
00:14:01 You just did the thing you complained about
00:14:04 Go back up on stage
00:14:05 No, no, no
00:14:05 You don't
00:14:06 Nobody else go
00:14:06 You go
00:14:07 Average
00:14:07 Average 0.95
00:14:12 How can you tell a black person is lying? 0.98
00:14:17 His lips are moving 0.99
00:14:18 What is more suspicious than a black man running? 1.00
00:14:26 A black man tiptoeing? 1.00
00:14:29 Ah, shoot 1.00
00:14:30 Okay, chat
00:14:34 Should we just move on?
00:14:36 This is terrible
00:14:37 What do knives and points have in common?
00:14:46 None
00:14:46 Yo, sneeko, I love you, bro
00:14:48 Boo
00:14:50 He's still on stage
00:14:54 Yo, so what do knives and women have in common? 1.00
00:14:59 Knives have points
00:15:00 Yo, alright
00:15:07 What happened with you and Xena?
00:15:09 What happened with you and Xena? 1.00
00:15:10 Get the fuck off this 1.00
00:15:10 Can you tell me what happened with you and Xena? 1.00
00:15:11 Get off the fuck 1.00
00:15:12 How do you get a Jewish girl's number? 1.00
00:15:17 Nothing happened, chat 0.98
00:15:18 I don't fucking associate with people who try to use my name 0.97
00:15:22 I don't 0.97
00:15:22 Don't even talk about 1.00
00:15:23 Yo, who the fuck are you? 1.00
00:15:25 Who is it? 1.00
00:15:25 Get on stage right now, faggot 1.00
00:15:26 All right, sneeko, you want me to expose all of your pedo allegations? 1.00
00:15:36 What the fuck? 1.00
00:15:40 All right, so this is redemption 1.00
00:15:46 What's the difference between a black man and a thief? 0.99
00:15:50 They're the same thing 0.99
00:15:53 That was the best worst joke I've ever heard
00:15:58 Muhammad Atta
00:16:00 W. Muhammad Atta
00:16:01 Is this who's in the chat all the time?
00:16:04 You just say words and think they're funny? 1.00
00:16:05 Shut up, bitch 1.00
00:16:10 Yeah, pretty much 1.00
00:16:10 Yeah, yeah, get off stage 0.99
00:16:12 Yo, this is a fake fucking sneaker 1.00
00:16:16 Why do Asians always squint? 1.00
00:16:20 Because hydrogen bombs are pretty fucking broad 0.99
00:16:22 If it takes one hour to bake a bunch of cookies 0.97
00:16:27 The Cookie Monster has 15 ovens working at 24 hours a day 1.00
00:16:30 Boo, your mic sucks, boo 0.98
00:16:32 The Cookie Monster has been able to bake 16 1.00
00:16:34 Bro told the speech 1.00
00:16:37 Yo, sneeko, you're a bitch 1.00
00:16:38 Get on stage, bitch 1.00
00:16:43 What do you do in school after you finish a magazine? 1.00
00:16:50 You were loaded
00:16:51 Jewish 0.99
00:16:52 This morning I ran over three disabled children 1.00
00:16:57 You could say it was a cripple kill 1.00
00:17:00 What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? 1.00
00:17:04 I'm so optimistic 0.99
00:17:05 Yeah, to be honest, bro
00:17:11 To be honest, bro
00:17:12 All these servers with all these Brazilian people in here, bro 1.00
00:17:15 I ain't really with that 0.99
00:17:16 I ain't really with all that Brazilian shit, to be honest 1.00
00:17:19 How do you punish some Muslim women who disobeyed her husband in the Middle East? 1.00
00:17:24 Oh my god, shut up 1.00
00:17:26 Oh my god, shut your fucking mouth shut the fuck up 1.00
00:17:29 Who's not funny? 1.00
00:17:31 Go kill yourself 1.00
00:17:32 Women 1.00
00:17:32 What's the difference between a priest and acne?
00:17:49 Acne waits until you at least become 13 to come on your face
00:17:54 Ha, ha, ha, ha, get it?
00:18:00 Hey, yo
00:18:01 What's brown and sticky?
00:18:08 Us you
00:18:09 Why do Jewish people always love money? 1.00
00:18:17 Because they can pick up a penny rolling on the floor
00:18:19 Um, yeah
00:18:22 And another thing too, bro
00:18:23 Come back to New York City, bro
00:18:24 What's the difference between black people and white people? 1.00
00:18:31 Nothing, you fucking racist 1.00
00:18:32 That was really bad 1.00
00:18:37 Shut up, faggot 1.00
00:18:39 That was decent 1.00
00:18:40 Shut up, faggot 1.00
00:18:41 Shut up, bitch 1.00
00:18:42 Well, white people don't steal us 1.00
00:18:44 I'll rape you, boy 1.00
00:18:50 I'll rape you 1.00
00:18:52 Everybody here is trash 1.00
00:18:56 Everybody got bad jokes 1.00
00:18:57 What's the difference between a pug and fresh?
00:19:02 What?
00:19:03 They're both autistic 1.00
00:19:04 Boom 0.86
00:19:08 Get off the spot
00:19:09 Why is that?
00:19:10 Nah, I got you, I got you, I got you
00:19:11 Let me redeem myself
00:19:12 Let me redeem myself
00:19:13 Yo, what happened
00:19:14 What happened with Zerky and Molina?
00:19:18 Uh
00:19:18 Grooming
00:19:19 Hey, they both
00:19:22 Smash
00:19:23 Woo
00:19:25 Yeah
00:19:26 It's so funny
00:19:28 Because it's true
00:19:29 Alright, alright
00:19:33 I'm done
00:19:33 I'm done
00:19:34 Okay
00:19:35 Chad, I'm joining a random server
00:19:37 I love this game, man
00:19:40 You, you're like
00:19:50 They don't have much
00:19:51 Nope 0.98
00:19:53 Shut up 1.00
00:19:54 Why, shut up 1.00
00:19:55 Stop telling jokes 1.00
00:19:57 You're bad
00:19:57 It's, it's ironic 1.00
00:20:00 Oh shit, Sniko's here 0.99
00:20:02 Wait, Sniko, you have to 1.00
00:20:03 Okay
00:20:03 Sniko
00:20:05 Yeah, I became a monkey so that I could be cold and it's
00:20:14 What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? 1.00
00:20:18 I'm gonna kick me a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in and I'll give him in the oven 0.99
00:20:24 Classic
00:20:26 That's new
00:20:27 Oh my god, that's new Joker. Yo guys
00:20:31 guys
00:20:33 What do you call long?
00:20:36 Your mother your mother your kfc line 0.98
00:20:45 You guys
00:20:47 The VNG
00:20:49 I'm doing the comedy
00:20:54 Congratulations
00:20:56 You're so funny
00:20:58 You know
00:21:00 I'm scared of myself
00:21:02 Congratulations, bro
00:21:05 It's called uh, it's called comedy 0.60
00:21:08 Shut up 0.88
00:21:11 Oh, what's long and black is the kfcq 1.00
00:21:15 Boo
00:21:17 Boo
00:21:18 You know 0.99
00:21:22 Okay, bro, so got to fuck up the stage, please 0.99
00:21:27 Hello, hello 1.00
00:21:28 Nico, get your bitch last time 1.00
00:21:29 Hey, what the fu- I didn't even get to tell- 1.00
00:21:31 Man, what are you, little people drunk? 1.00
00:21:33 Shut up, you monkey 1.00
00:21:35 I can see you, I can see you 1.00
00:21:38 Okay, I'm joining another room
00:21:39 I'm joining another room, this one
00:21:45 What the- the holocaust is fake? 0.95
00:21:47 No, I- I don't condone this
00:21:55 What is tru- is this- what language are these people speaking?
00:22:09 What language are these people speaking?
00:22:18 There's prank calls going on?
00:22:23 Bro, Sneaker just joined, what the fu-
00:22:26 How do they know who- 1.00
00:22:26 Hey, Sneaker, you suck, you little cuck 1.00
00:22:32 Ha ha 1.00
00:22:33 Ha
00:22:36 Ah ha ha
00:22:37 He actually kind of like- he actually kind of sounds like Sneaker
00:22:41 Love you, fire
00:22:43 Love you, bro
00:22:43 Love you
00:22:44 All right
00:22:45 Thank you, thank you, thank you, Sneaker
00:22:47 Yo, yo, Sneaker, Sneaker, open your mouth, open your mouth, open your mouth, Sneaker, who's your Sneaker? 1.00
00:22:51 Open your mouth, Sneaker, open your mouth, Sneaker, shut up, faggot 1.00
00:22:56 Hey, kill yourself, you fucking nigger 1.00
00:22:59 What the fuck? 1.00
00:23:01 Yo, what? 1.00
00:23:08 He said open your mouth, open your mouth, the only response is shut up, faggot 1.00
00:23:13 All right, that's a good place to end 1.00
00:23:32 Chat fun stream, I gotta, I gotta get to a, I have a meeting
00:23:36 Talk U
00:23:41 Maybe
00:23:45 Talk U
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