SNEAKO - May 23, 2023


SNEAKO Introduces JiDion To Zherka


Episode Stats

Length

36 minutes

Words per Minute

193.33931

Word Count

6,980

Sentence Count

741

Misogynist Sentences

50

Hate Speech Sentences

77


Summary

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In this episode, we talk about nick's racist rant, Zirka, and more. Also, we have a special guest on the show, Judeon! Thank you so much for listening to this episode and stay tuned for the next one!

Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 it's so interesting it's almost like nick is a true racist and you're just pretending to be cool
00:00:04.000 yeah okay are you smiling but you you wait wait hey he called you out there
00:00:10.880 he called you out there he called you out for not being racist
00:00:16.400 you're not as racist as a rat it's just that you're like a try try hard racist you try to say
00:00:23.820 at least at least nick believes the shit that he says you don't believe that
00:00:27.860 bro shut the who would that be racist towards explain to me who i would be racist towards
00:00:32.200 bro you over here saying w hitler and shit like bro you're not about that life no he's saying you're
00:00:37.960 gripping racism what the fuck man you call me the snake look at you siding with the nazi right now
00:00:46.800 i brought him hitler in the e-day and you're like oh chill bro the dub still on youtube and then he says i'm a
00:00:54.140 gripped a racist and you're like he's got a point oh wait have you heard of zirka before people
00:00:59.240 people in the chat want me to add him to the call that he wants to talk to you zirka yeah i haven't
00:01:03.400 he's a christian he he's funny he's funny hold on well it's it's it's gonna be funny it's gonna be
00:01:12.200 funny okay chat i'll add him if you really want does he actually want to call
00:01:17.940 why you why are you lying to me chat why are you lying to me he's saying he
00:01:22.860 yo i think chat i think my chat was trolling me they're saying that he wanted to yeah i fell for
00:01:29.860 it i don't know if he actually wants to join
00:01:31.080 so who is he uh he's a streamer um just he really funny on panels
00:01:40.780 is he that white guy that you and aiden been having a lot yeah yeah yeah i haven't watched the
00:01:47.120 clips but like i just been seeing him i don't know oh there he is what's up bro yo what's up
00:01:53.600 how you doing zirka you just woke up uh no no i just got out of the shower let me put some put a
00:02:00.180 shirt on jideon you remember meeting me in person huh oh let me see what the fuck bro how does this
00:02:07.020 keep happening to you bro i know right i it's like i meet all you guys you're too forgettable
00:02:12.020 wait wait wait i'm a face guy i'm a face guy you also fucked one of my bitches wait what
00:02:18.340 wait wait wait wait wait wait i i i come on man let's let's let's let's let's let's keep that on the
00:02:26.280 low let's keep that on the low you're a bad question you don't want the name out
00:02:29.500 let's keep let's keep that on the low let's keep that on the low okay okay but she hot as fuck and you
00:02:35.780 raw dog and shit on that bitch i thought she was joking i'm like she didn't know famous people
00:02:40.020 and then i find out it's you what oh wait wait hold on hold on i'll get wait are you are you
00:02:49.380 streaming zirka uh i'm not no i don't stream when you guys call because i don't want to like
00:02:54.020 totally steal the viewers right here hold up mute your desktop audio sneaker i promise me you'll mute
00:03:00.620 your desktop mute your desktop audio did you did you mute it no no you don't have to mute we can talk
00:03:05.860 about it later bro wait mute it mute it so they can't hear yeah yeah no i'm actually really
00:03:10.380 curious hold up yeah yeah i just muted mine okay it's muted yeah i'm muted
00:03:16.140 now i'm not sneaking him i'm not you
00:03:46.140 now i'm not
00:04:16.140 You
00:04:37.260 Yeah, I'm a meeting I'm a meeting can I go back now? We got a fucking bitch for you. Hey
00:04:41.940 Hello, so the outfit angel look at her
00:04:47.140 Thirty-eight pesos
00:04:49.140 Deal or no deal? Thirty-eight pesos. That's it.
00:04:54.140 We're here, right? I'm back. I'm unmuted. Can you guys stop talking about Haram?
00:04:59.140 Yeah
00:05:02.140 What's the deal?
00:05:04.140 Oh, sorry. We're doing POV. Wait, so Judeon leaked. I'm good. I didn't. I didn't. Okay. Okay.
00:05:09.140 That's her. That's your girl. You fucking heard it through my headphones.
00:05:13.140 I was we're joking
00:05:21.140 Yo, wait, Judeon. What about this one?
00:05:24.140 What about what?
00:05:25.140 She has nine million followers. You should
00:05:27.140 Wait, what does she do?
00:05:29.140 She's coming over to your house. How many subscribers are you at?
00:05:33.140 Am I going to fuck twice for this fucker?
00:05:34.140 What do you mean? Judeon, you're going to host us. We're going to send you her.
00:05:37.140 Yeah, give me a kickcoach. I don't know how that works.
00:05:39.140 We pimping them up.
00:05:40.140 Yeah, I don't know how, but find out how the fumble kickcoach works.
00:05:44.140 Oh my God!
00:05:45.140 Look, look. Skin is soft. And Judeon, she's not trans like your last one.
00:05:49.140 Oh, definitely.
00:05:50.140 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, what the fuck? It's a joke. You guys are sensitive, bro. I hate you.
00:05:56.140 Boom, fuck up.
00:05:57.140 Bro.
00:05:58.140 What a nigga joke, bro. What the fuck? You guys are crazy, bro.
00:06:03.140 Yo, how are you not going to check in for that?
00:06:05.140 Yo, Judeon. Yo, Judeon, be honest. Is Sneeko the whitest black on earth? Like, he's not a part of our pact.
00:06:11.140 Bro, I do not consider it a Sneeko. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're black?
00:06:16.140 Well, because I'm from the community, I'm a five-year nightclub bouncer, just hip-hop clubs. I only have black friends.
00:06:23.140 You've been tweeting all day long about how good it is to be white.
00:06:26.140 Basically, I grew up black. Sneeko, he's a little white nerd.
00:06:30.140 Hey, nigga, right now.
00:06:31.140 Sneeko's a little white nerd. When I go on NoJumper, I get 99% approval rating in the comment section.
00:06:37.140 Most popular motherfucker. Sneeko goes on the fucking black community and they say,
00:06:41.140 Who the fuck is this Buddhist? I fucking hate this guy.
00:06:44.140 Yo, Sneeko, you're a white boy. You don't belong with-
00:06:47.140 Okay, I have no problem being a white boy.
00:06:49.140 I'm Tyrone Jackson, nigga. I'm Tyrone Jackson. I'm a big black cock. That's who I am.
00:06:54.140 Sneeko, you're a little white boy, and we expel you from-
00:06:56.140 Thank you, man.
00:06:57.140 You're not invited to the school talk. You're not-
00:06:59.140 And Sneeko, you're always on time. Every time I invite you, you're on time.
00:07:02.140 I'm always late. I'm the nigga, bro. Let's fucking go.
00:07:05.140 You have so much free time. Every time I call you, you're online.
00:07:08.140 You have never said no to a panel. Do you do anything else with your life?
00:07:12.140 No, I wait for you guys to call me so I can show the world that I'm funnier than you guys.
00:07:16.140 Are you? You got absolutely destroyed by Sheikh Uthman, and now you're tweeting about Freemasonry and Flat Earth again.
00:07:23.140 You got destroyed in that Muslim debate. Admit it.
00:07:26.140 Bro, the guy actually tried to leave the call. He got destroyed.
00:07:30.140 You left the call. You tried to get a clip.
00:07:33.140 No, he said, I'm done. Have a nice day. That's why I left.
00:07:37.140 And yo, Gideon, Jesus is king. You're a Christian, aren't you?
00:07:40.140 Sure.
00:07:41.140 Jesus is king. Jesus is king.
00:07:42.140 Sure. Muscles, we respect Jesus, peace be upon him, but you need to go and post the debate.
00:07:45.140 You said you were going to. Jesus doesn't lie.
00:07:47.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:48.140 Wait, what do you think? I'm not going to post it, you little-
00:07:51.140 Hey, Gideon, Gideon, hold on. Gideon.
00:07:53.140 Isn't Sneakle the fakest motherfucker?
00:07:55.140 There's this video of Jake Paul. You know that homosexual?
00:07:59.140 He's invoking and channeling.
00:08:01.140 Yo, he's channeling demons in a basement in the underworld, and he said there's demons controlling my career.
00:08:08.140 But Sneakle watched the video, and to be a little cloud-chasing little fuck, he didn't call him out.
00:08:13.140 I didn't see the video. I did see it since then. I saw you tweet it.
00:08:15.140 You know Logan's boyfriend, Mike Malak? When I called him out, Sneakle right back me up.
00:08:20.140 Sneakle pretends he's for truth.
00:08:21.140 What does Jake Paul have to do with Mike?
00:08:23.140 I didn't see the video. I've seen the video now.
00:08:26.140 Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
00:08:29.140 Call Jake Paul.
00:08:30.140 Zerka, Zerka, one thing I will say is Sneakle does switch up on Christian.
00:08:36.140 Yes!
00:08:37.140 He does. I saw him do it to Young Don.
00:08:39.140 You know what you did to Young Don.
00:08:41.140 You know what you did to him.
00:08:42.140 You know what you did to him.
00:08:43.140 What did I do?
00:08:44.140 What did I do?
00:08:45.140 Bro.
00:08:46.140 Bro, come on.
00:08:47.140 What do you do, Sneakle?
00:08:48.140 You switch up on Christians all the time, bro.
00:08:50.140 And you know what Young Don just said?
00:08:52.140 Do you know what he just came out and said on the live stream?
00:08:54.140 What did he say?
00:08:55.140 He said he doesn't believe in the trilogy anymore.
00:08:58.140 He doesn't think that Jesus was God.
00:09:00.140 It's Trinity!
00:09:01.140 Wait, the trilogy?
00:09:02.140 What the fuck do you think this is? The Dark Knight trilogy?
00:09:05.140 He said he doesn't believe in the Trinity anymore.
00:09:08.140 So maybe you're saying I'm snaking him, but now he's becoming a Muslim.
00:09:12.140 It doesn't matter because hold on, hold on.
00:09:14.140 From the same guy that destroyed you in the Bay Zerka.
00:09:16.140 There's a lot of Christians that don't believe in the Trinity.
00:09:18.140 When, no, no, no, no, Sneakle, Sneakle, just fucking, just squeeze your pussy tight.
00:09:21.140 When, when, when Gideon critiqued you-
00:09:23.140 You've been yelling the whole time, and now-
00:09:25.140 No, no, no.
00:09:26.140 When my boy Gideon critiqued you once on Twitter, and it was a fair critique that all your friends agree with,
00:09:31.140 you went, you called him a cloud chaser!
00:09:34.140 You did that fucking two weeks ago!
00:09:36.140 When?
00:09:37.140 What?
00:09:38.140 On Twitter, you retweeted Gideon and said, go do anything for clouds.
00:09:42.140 Oh, that's a-
00:09:43.140 Okay, that wasn't a fair point.
00:09:44.140 That was-
00:09:45.140 That's not a joke.
00:09:46.140 That was a completely different point.
00:09:47.140 That had nothing to do with Christianity.
00:09:48.140 That was for him trying to make my girl laugh.
00:09:50.140 Yo, Zerka, Zerka, Zerka, Zerka.
00:09:52.140 You know that-
00:09:53.140 Okay, so Chad.
00:09:54.140 So for those that don't know, this man Sneakle, he, he tweeted out, he said,
00:09:57.140 I went to a mosque.
00:09:58.140 There was not an empty spot on the floor.
00:10:02.140 Then he said, I went to a church on Easter Sunday.
00:10:05.140 He said it was empty.
00:10:06.140 Chad, listen to this.
00:10:08.140 I was with this nigga Easter Sunday, right?
00:10:11.140 We ate breakfast.
00:10:12.140 You didn't go.
00:10:13.140 You said you don't believe in Easter.
00:10:14.140 You didn't go to church.
00:10:15.140 Listen, listen, listen.
00:10:16.140 It was me, him, and Vito.
00:10:18.140 All you do is hit it up, Zerka.
00:10:19.140 Shut the fuck up, man.
00:10:20.140 All you do-
00:10:21.140 That's your whole thing.
00:10:22.140 It was me, Sneakle, and Vito.
00:10:24.140 We were out eating breakfast.
00:10:25.140 After we left, Sneakle was like, you know what?
00:10:27.140 I want to go to church.
00:10:28.140 And I was like, oh, that's awesome, Sneakle.
00:10:30.140 Hope you have a good time.
00:10:31.140 He goes.
00:10:32.140 We go back to his apartment, but he comes back 20 minutes later.
00:10:35.140 I'm like, man, that was a fast service.
00:10:37.140 He was like, yeah, it was over when I got there.
00:10:40.140 I thought it was over.
00:10:41.140 Easter Sunday, the church should be bumping all day long.
00:10:44.140 Maybe it was over, but there was nobody there.
00:10:46.140 There was nobody there.
00:10:47.140 And when I tweeted that, I did, I did forget that.
00:10:51.140 I did say, I did forget I said that to you.
00:10:53.140 So you lied.
00:10:54.140 No.
00:10:55.140 Zerka just said I'm never late, so I'm not on black people time.
00:10:58.140 I showed her the right time.
00:10:59.140 I didn't lie.
00:11:00.140 I didn't lie when I tweeted that.
00:11:02.140 It was empty.
00:11:03.140 It was empty on an Easter Sunday.
00:11:05.140 That was a really quiet church for where we were.
00:11:08.140 Honestly, you'd be switching up on homies, bro.
00:11:11.140 All you do is talk shit about me.
00:11:13.140 And all I've done is give you so much content in the past two weeks.
00:11:17.140 I've waited one week for you to call out Jake Paul for using demons.
00:11:21.140 I've never switched up on you, Zerka, before I saw that.
00:11:24.140 No, no, no, no.
00:11:25.140 Zerka, can you send me that video?
00:11:26.140 I need to see that.
00:11:27.140 Let's watch it right now.
00:11:28.140 Gideon, Gideon, Gideon.
00:11:29.140 If you watch the video, it's going to ruin your relationship with the Paul brother.
00:11:33.140 He has beef with Jake Paul.
00:11:35.140 He has beef with Jake Paul.
00:11:36.140 My relationship's already ruined, so I don't give a fuck.
00:11:39.140 He has beef with him.
00:11:40.140 Yo, didn't they fucking put you at the backseat of the bus, those racists?
00:11:45.140 What's all that shit, bro?
00:11:46.140 Yo, Logan!
00:11:48.140 Logan, you little fucking cheese string head ass, fucking no hairline, bitch.
00:11:52.140 I knock you out.
00:11:53.140 You ever do that to my nigga, put him in the back of the bus,
00:11:55.140 you fucking little racist, Anglo white boy.
00:11:57.140 You're a fucking cuck ass bitch wearing a dress.
00:12:00.140 I knock your bitch ass out.
00:12:01.140 Like I've not got fucking Malek.
00:12:03.140 You ever talk to my fucking black community like that again?
00:12:06.140 It's BLM.
00:12:07.140 It's Malcolm XXX fucking your girl, bitch.
00:12:09.140 Big black car.
00:12:10.140 What the fuck?
00:12:11.140 You put him in the backseat, you fucking snake.
00:12:13.140 Wait, wait, wait.
00:12:14.140 Why would he do that to you?
00:12:15.140 Why did he snake you like that?
00:12:16.140 Wait, what's wrong with Logan Paul's hairline?
00:12:18.140 Logan fucking told Gideon to go sit somewhere else,
00:12:22.140 because Gideon's too busy streaming.
00:12:24.140 What's wrong with his hairline?
00:12:26.140 What, Logan's hairline?
00:12:28.140 Yeah.
00:12:29.140 Bro, Logan's hairline is literally at the fucking, at its last fucking breath.
00:12:35.140 It's over for him.
00:12:36.140 Literally, the hair follicles, they start on top.
00:12:39.140 Oh.
00:12:40.140 On top.
00:12:41.140 So wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:12:42.140 We black people, we black don't crack.
00:12:43.140 I'm 29, black don't crack.
00:12:45.140 Black don't crack.
00:12:46.140 I'm 29, black don't crack.
00:12:47.140 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:12:48.140 Black don't crack.
00:12:49.140 Water.
00:12:50.140 That's water.
00:12:51.140 Black don't crack, my nigga.
00:12:52.140 Hey, that's water.
00:12:53.140 Hey, we still got our hairline.
00:12:54.140 We still got our hairline.
00:12:55.140 Why are you wearing a hat inside?
00:12:57.140 I'm sweaty, bro.
00:12:58.140 I get sweaty when I do a bunch of blow to talk to my favorite YouTubers.
00:13:02.140 Yo, let's do a fucking.
00:13:03.140 Yo.
00:13:04.140 Gideon, do you do blow?
00:13:05.140 Sweaty?
00:13:06.140 No.
00:13:07.140 Me neither, bro.
00:13:08.140 We got a collab.
00:13:09.140 I'm not a crackhead.
00:13:12.140 Hey.
00:13:13.140 Let's fucking go.
00:13:14.140 Hey, take off the hat right now.
00:13:15.140 If you have a better hairline.
00:13:16.140 Hold on.
00:13:17.140 If you have a better hairline than Logan Paul, take off your hat right now.
00:13:20.140 Yo, Gideon, I'm not sucking up because I can knock you the fuck out.
00:13:23.140 Check this out.
00:13:24.140 I met you in Vegas, right?
00:13:27.140 And my girlfriend had left and it was just you.
00:13:29.140 And I was streaming and I hit the camera because you're bad.
00:13:31.140 And I said, what up to you?
00:13:33.140 And you were looking for people to be on your YouTube or stream.
00:13:36.140 I didn't want to leech.
00:13:37.140 So I walked away.
00:13:38.140 Ten fucking little children surrounded you.
00:13:41.140 And they want to be on your YouTube video.
00:13:43.140 This was last summer.
00:13:44.140 Do you remember this?
00:13:45.140 You're in Vegas.
00:13:46.140 Yeah.
00:13:47.140 Yeah.
00:13:48.140 That was the 2K event, right?
00:13:49.140 Yeah.
00:13:50.140 So did I fuck up?
00:13:51.140 I should have just been like, yo, fuck these little kids.
00:13:53.140 I don't want to do content, you and me.
00:13:54.140 We got 10 million views.
00:13:56.140 But I fucked up because I was like, I didn't want to be a leech.
00:14:00.140 You know?
00:14:01.140 Did you say what's up to me?
00:14:02.140 Yeah.
00:14:03.140 Yeah.
00:14:04.140 You hugged me and everything.
00:14:05.140 But then I just immediately left because I was star struck by your BBC, bro.
00:14:08.140 I was star struck.
00:14:09.140 And I don't need to get-
00:14:10.140 No, bro.
00:14:11.140 I'm a regular-
00:14:12.140 Hey, bro.
00:14:13.140 We're both brothers in Christ, man.
00:14:14.140 No, no, no.
00:14:15.140 Listen.
00:14:16.140 You know why you're better?
00:14:17.140 No, no.
00:14:18.140 No, no, no.
00:14:19.140 No, no, no, no.
00:14:20.140 We're genetically superior.
00:14:21.140 We have bigger cocks than Sneakle.
00:14:23.140 But that fucking festival, the medieval festival, will forever be in my top three favorite YouTube
00:14:29.140 videos of all time.
00:14:30.140 Where you went to the fucking medieval festival and you fucked with those white fishes.
00:14:34.140 Thank you, bro.
00:14:35.140 That is your best one, dude.
00:14:36.140 Thank you, man.
00:14:37.140 I appreciate it.
00:14:38.140 Breathe.
00:14:39.140 Breathe, Zerka.
00:14:40.140 Take a breath.
00:14:41.140 The video is the one where he's sucking the skin off Andrew Tate's cock.
00:14:44.140 Okay.
00:14:45.140 Okay.
00:14:46.140 Okay.
00:14:47.140 Okay.
00:14:48.140 Okay.
00:14:49.140 All right.
00:14:50.140 Hey, take the hat off now.
00:14:51.140 You're talking a lot about hairline.
00:14:52.140 Hold on, hold on.
00:14:53.140 It's bad, though.
00:14:54.140 It's bad.
00:14:55.140 It's sweaty.
00:14:56.140 It's a sweaty hairline.
00:14:57.140 It's sweaty, bro.
00:14:58.140 Bro.
00:14:59.140 It's sweaty.
00:15:00.140 It's bad.
00:15:01.140 Yo, yo, yo.
00:15:02.140 Hey, I got a guy for you, bro.
00:15:04.140 I got a guy.
00:15:05.140 What?
00:15:06.140 What do you mean?
00:15:07.140 Bro.
00:15:08.140 Bro, I can get you right.
00:15:09.140 Bro, where do you live?
00:15:10.140 Houston.
00:15:11.140 I live in Houston.
00:15:12.140 Bro, why are you wasting your life in Houston, bro?
00:15:14.140 Because there's too many demons in LA.
00:15:16.140 I don't want to be around.
00:15:17.140 No, no.
00:15:18.140 Gideon, let me tell you something.
00:15:19.140 Either get married or come play with our whores.
00:15:22.140 You have two choices.
00:15:23.140 Which one do you want to do?
00:15:24.140 I want to get married.
00:15:25.140 I want to get married.
00:15:26.140 Well, where's the bitch?
00:15:27.140 Where's the bitch?
00:15:28.140 Why are you sitting there with millions of dollars and you have some fucking plastic chairs
00:15:31.140 behind you?
00:15:32.140 What the fuck are you doing?
00:15:33.140 I'm looking for her, bro.
00:15:34.140 She's hiding.
00:15:35.140 I don't know where she at.
00:15:36.140 No, no, no.
00:15:37.140 You're not crying.
00:15:38.140 Help me find her, bro.
00:15:39.140 Yo, I know a million bitches, but check this out.
00:15:42.140 You gotta tell me what you want.
00:15:43.140 What color do you want?
00:15:44.140 I want a Lizzo, man.
00:15:46.140 I want a Lizzo.
00:15:47.140 A Lizzo?
00:15:48.140 Yeah.
00:15:49.140 A fat bitch?
00:15:51.140 We like to say Lizzo.
00:15:53.140 It's more...
00:15:55.140 You want a fat bowling ball with two shoes at the bottom smiling at you every morning?
00:15:59.140 That's disgusting, bro.
00:16:01.140 You want a bitch who fucking says ow when she's eating because she bit her finger?
00:16:05.140 Fuck that shit, bro.
00:16:06.140 Get you a model ass bitch.
00:16:07.140 What's up with you YouTubers?
00:16:08.140 10 million followers and you guys get as ugly girls as fucking Logan Paul.
00:16:12.140 Meanwhile, when I was homeless, I was fucking models.
00:16:14.140 You YouTubers are fucking wasting your life, bro.
00:16:17.140 You got that many followers, you're not fucking...
00:16:19.140 You should have a dime beside you, bro.
00:16:21.140 Instead, you're living with your moderator.
00:16:23.140 You see how you keep coming on panels and calling other people influencers and other people YouTubers when you are the influencer, you're the YouTuber?
00:16:30.140 We're both on Rumble right now.
00:16:31.140 I've been banned.
00:16:32.140 You try to be like, oh, I'm the cokehead and I come on my phone and I'm not an influencer.
00:16:37.140 How are you not?
00:16:38.140 Listen, I'm gonna tell you the truth.
00:16:41.140 This is me pitching myself because next time GDM wants to hit 10 million fucking YouTube video, he's gonna be like, let's bring that fucking retard Zerka.
00:16:49.140 This is how you pitch yourself, bro.
00:16:51.140 Right?
00:16:52.140 I think your intellect, man.
00:16:55.140 Yo, what in the chat if Gideon should do a fucking YouTube video with me getting him bitches at the mall?
00:17:01.140 And then, yo, that's the ultimate leech.
00:17:03.140 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:17:04.140 I feel like we can do content that doesn't involve...
00:17:07.140 I think we can do content that doesn't involve women.
00:17:09.140 Okay, what do you want to do?
00:17:11.140 What are you trying to do?
00:17:12.140 You trying to suck each other?
00:17:13.140 What kind of content do you make?
00:17:15.140 Honestly, it's usually debates and stuff like that, but my favorite is...
00:17:20.140 I love to be around, like, I'm usually with Aiden Ross, and we just fucking kick it on Discord, but I'm thinking in person would be better, wouldn't it?
00:17:29.140 Like, Houston, that's fucking boring, bro.
00:17:31.140 Let's go.
00:17:32.140 I go to Miami tomorrow for Fresh Fit Podcast, then I come back for No Jumper.
00:17:35.140 We gotta go to Fresh Fit.
00:17:36.140 I will watch that.
00:17:38.140 Bro, you going on there tomorrow?
00:17:40.140 No, no.
00:17:41.140 I'm inviting you on my episode tomorrow.
00:17:43.140 Book the flight.
00:17:44.140 I'm busy tomorrow, bro.
00:17:46.140 Why?
00:17:47.140 What are you doing?
00:17:48.140 You're buying more plastic chairs?
00:17:49.140 You got nothing.
00:17:50.140 It's on Wednesday.
00:17:51.140 It's Wednesday night, Gideon.
00:17:52.140 I have an STD test tomorrow.
00:17:54.140 You have an STD test?
00:17:55.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:56.140 You gotta go get yourself checked.
00:17:58.140 No, bro.
00:17:59.140 If you don't check, nothing happens to you.
00:18:00.140 It's all placebo.
00:18:02.140 That's the truth.
00:18:03.140 It's a conspiracy theory.
00:18:04.140 Freemasons.
00:18:05.140 Wait, Gideon, I haven't watched anyone.
00:18:07.140 What do you do for content now?
00:18:09.140 Well, we're about to drop a new main channel video tomorrow if YouTube reviews it and it
00:18:14.140 goes good.
00:18:15.140 What is it on?
00:18:16.140 We caught two predators, so we got that coming out on YouTube and then we have-
00:18:21.140 Dude, stop!
00:18:22.140 I want to be on the next predator one.
00:18:25.140 Catch me.
00:18:26.140 Catch me.
00:18:27.140 Wait, catch you?
00:18:28.140 Catch these hands, bro.
00:18:29.140 I love little girls.
00:18:30.140 Wait, what?
00:18:31.140 No, no, no.
00:18:32.140 I'm saying I love to fight people who touch little girls.
00:18:35.140 Put me as the security to fight the predator.
00:18:38.140 Oh, okay.
00:18:39.140 I thought you-
00:18:40.140 Okay.
00:18:41.140 Next time, like, reword that.
00:18:43.140 No, I'm not a pedophile.
00:18:44.140 Not a pedophile anymore.
00:18:45.140 Okay, hey, hey, hey.
00:18:46.140 Anymore?
00:18:47.140 Anymore?
00:18:48.140 Hey!
00:18:49.140 Twitter.com slash ZergOfficial.
00:18:50.140 Gino, why don't you follow me on Twitter?
00:18:52.140 What's going on, bro?
00:18:53.140 A little racially motivated.
00:18:55.140 I'm just finding out, man.
00:18:57.140 Like, I'm getting put onto the lore.
00:18:59.140 Okay, who told you about me?
00:19:01.140 Is it Sneakio?
00:19:02.140 Yeah, Sneakio just added you, so this is my first time meeting you, bro.
00:19:07.140 Okay.
00:19:08.140 Well, check this out.
00:19:09.140 Yeah, you're welcome.
00:19:10.140 You're welcome, by the way.
00:19:11.140 No, Sneakio, honestly, honestly, my Discord keeps saying, as much as we don't like Sneakio
00:19:16.140 because you're mad at him, he's doing your career for you.
00:19:20.140 Remember what I'm saying?
00:19:21.140 And you call me Sneakio.
00:19:22.140 He's called my manager at this point.
00:19:23.140 And all you do is talk shit about me on Twitter all day long.
00:19:26.140 Look at what-
00:19:27.140 Bro.
00:19:28.140 Yeah.
00:19:29.140 That's fine, though.
00:19:30.140 That's cool.
00:19:31.140 But this is proof that you could grind alone.
00:19:33.140 I used to do 20-hour streams that 1,000 viewers make money.
00:19:36.140 But this is proof that you just need one friend who's in the industry.
00:19:40.140 Like, Sneakio literally did 80% of my career for me.
00:19:42.140 How am I in the industry?
00:19:43.140 I am all the way more banned than you.
00:19:45.140 You want to be as martyred and as canceled as I am so bad?
00:19:49.140 Hold on.
00:19:50.140 Gino, true or false?
00:19:51.140 Sneakio pretends he's not famous?
00:19:53.140 Like, literally, this guy can't go outside without being recognized.
00:19:56.140 Like, he's huge.
00:19:57.140 It's not talking about fame.
00:19:59.140 It's about, you're calling me an industry person.
00:20:01.140 When I was-
00:20:02.140 Face value-wise, I think Sneakio's bigger than me.
00:20:06.140 Like, on everything.
00:20:07.140 Yeah.
00:20:08.140 Whenever me and Sneakio walk together,
00:20:10.140 we're taking about the same amount of pictures.
00:20:13.140 If not, he's taking more than me.
00:20:15.140 Yeah.
00:20:16.140 Okay, but Zerka, it's not about fame.
00:20:17.140 You keep saying that I'm an industry person that I'm accepted by everybody
00:20:20.140 just because I didn't yell at Mike for being a Satanist
00:20:23.140 when you wanted to go scream at him.
00:20:24.140 I was the first person to come on Rumble after Tate.
00:20:27.140 Then all these people are over here.
00:20:29.140 Nobody knew that it was really possible to have a career
00:20:31.140 after getting banned on social media.
00:20:33.140 It's been seven months now.
00:20:34.140 Gino, for example-
00:20:35.140 Hold on, hold on.
00:20:36.140 Gino, for example, came to my apartment after I was banned.
00:20:38.140 He's like, yo, bro.
00:20:39.140 I thought-
00:20:40.140 Like, he was worried.
00:20:41.140 People thought I was done.
00:20:42.140 You know?
00:20:43.140 Not a lot of people have been able to get banned
00:20:45.140 and then still have a career.
00:20:46.140 So you keep saying I'm an industry dude.
00:20:48.140 What connections do you think are-
00:20:50.140 Who do you think I'm like in cahoots with?
00:20:53.140 You're with Steve will do it.
00:20:55.140 Fresh and fit.
00:20:56.140 Steve will do it.
00:20:57.140 Yeah.
00:20:58.140 Rumble, which is a multi-billion dollar company.
00:21:01.140 Yeah.
00:21:02.140 And he knows the owner.
00:21:03.140 He knows the speed dial.
00:21:04.140 He goes to parties with the CEO.
00:21:05.140 The billionaire.
00:21:06.140 That's a connected ass nigga.
00:21:07.140 Yeah.
00:21:08.140 I don't see Nick Flittes have connections like that.
00:21:10.140 In a new way.
00:21:11.140 In a new way.
00:21:12.140 Nick Flittes doesn't have connections like that.
00:21:13.140 Yeah.
00:21:14.140 Yeah.
00:21:15.140 Why?
00:21:16.140 Yeah.
00:21:17.140 It's so true.
00:21:18.140 Why doesn't Nick have?
00:21:19.140 It's so interesting.
00:21:20.140 It's almost like Nick is a true racist and you're just pretending to be cool.
00:21:22.140 Yeah.
00:21:23.140 Okay.
00:21:24.140 Are you smiling?
00:21:25.140 Wait, wait, wait.
00:21:26.140 He called you out there.
00:21:27.140 He called you out there.
00:21:28.140 He called you out there.
00:21:29.140 He called you out there.
00:21:30.140 He called me out for not being racist?
00:21:32.140 He called me out for not being racist?
00:21:33.140 He called me out for not being racist?
00:21:34.140 He called me out for not being racist?
00:21:35.140 He called me out for not being racist?
00:21:36.140 He called me out for not being racist?
00:21:37.140 It's just that you're like a try, try hard racist.
00:21:40.140 You try to say, at least, at least Nick believes the shit that he says.
00:21:44.140 You don't believe that shit.
00:21:45.140 Bro, shut the-
00:21:46.140 Who would I be racist towards?
00:21:47.140 Explain to me who I would be racist towards.
00:21:49.140 Yo, you're over here saying W.Hitler and shit.
00:21:52.140 Like, bro, you're not about that life, Nick, bro.
00:21:54.140 Yo, he's saying you're grifting racism.
00:21:56.140 What the fuck, man?
00:21:58.140 Jania, you switched that.
00:22:00.140 You called me the snake.
00:22:01.140 Look at you siding with a Nazi right now.
00:22:04.140 When I brought up Hitler in the E-Day, you're like, oh, chill, bro.
00:22:09.140 I'm still on YouTube.
00:22:10.140 And then he says I'm a grifter racist, and you're like, he's got a point.
00:22:13.140 Yeah, no.
00:22:15.140 You do what I did.
00:22:17.140 I went on a lie detector test, and it asked me-
00:22:20.140 I went on a lie detector test.
00:22:22.140 It asked me, do you hate this group of people?
00:22:24.140 What about this?
00:22:25.140 And it scored me perfect 0% racist, which is kind of boring.
00:22:30.140 I want to see what you get, Sneeko.
00:22:31.140 Get a lie detector test on stream done.
00:22:34.140 Okay, sure.
00:22:35.140 I'll do it.
00:22:36.140 Why don't you look up a racist test?
00:22:39.140 I did.
00:22:40.140 I was about to react to a video afterwards called How Racist Are You?
00:22:43.140 Oh, there's a video called How Racist Are You?
00:22:45.140 Wait, Junior, why are you on Rumble?
00:22:47.140 Aren't you a big YouTuber of shit?
00:22:49.140 I mean, bro, I like being on Rumble.
00:22:51.140 I can say shit, and then they're good people over here, man.
00:22:54.140 What's the contract?
00:22:56.140 What did they offer you?
00:22:57.140 What did they offer you?
00:22:59.140 Why are you smiling like that?
00:23:00.140 Yo, you got a bag, bro.
00:23:02.140 You really-
00:23:03.140 You didn't even know what Rumble is.
00:23:04.140 They just threw money at you.
00:23:05.140 You're like, okay.
00:23:07.140 I knew-
00:23:08.140 I knew-
00:23:09.140 I knew of Rumble.
00:23:10.140 Well, he's banned on Twitch.
00:23:11.140 Bro, everybody's coming up with-
00:23:12.140 Hey, everybody's coming up with a Rumble now.
00:23:13.140 Everybody.
00:23:14.140 Zerka went to the dark side.
00:23:15.140 He went to the gambling site.
00:23:17.140 Yeah, the money's better here.
00:23:18.140 Oh, damn.
00:23:19.140 Don't-
00:23:20.140 The money's better here, Gideon.
00:23:22.140 The money's better here.
00:23:23.140 You know the money's better.
00:23:24.140 Wait, wait, wait.
00:23:25.140 You over here making fun-
00:23:26.140 You over here making fun of Mike and them, but you sold your soul to the gambling website.
00:23:30.140 Whoa!
00:23:31.140 Oh my God.
00:23:32.140 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:34.140 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:35.140 Pretty sin.
00:23:36.140 Pretty sinness of you.
00:23:37.140 Who better steak?
00:23:38.140 Listen, I'm gonna be honest, okay?
00:23:43.140 It was nine times the author of Rumble.
00:23:46.140 That's like a lot of money.
00:23:49.140 So what-
00:23:50.140 What the-
00:23:51.140 And you're a grifter talking about all this-
00:23:53.140 What the-
00:23:54.140 What the-
00:23:55.140 What the-
00:23:56.140 What the-
00:23:57.140 What the-
00:23:58.140 What the-
00:23:59.140 What the-
00:24:00.140 What the-
00:24:01.140 What the-
00:24:02.140 What the-
00:24:03.140 What the-
00:24:04.140 What the-
00:24:05.140 What the-
00:24:06.140 What the-
00:24:07.140 What the-
00:24:08.140 What the-
00:24:09.140 Okay.
00:24:10.140 Don't say the dot com, but what's the name of the website?
00:24:12.140 Don't say the dot com.
00:24:13.140 Don't say dot com.
00:24:14.140 Oh, it's the one Drake uses.
00:24:15.140 Can I say it?
00:24:16.140 Oh, so you-
00:24:17.140 You-
00:24:18.140 You did the-
00:24:19.140 The bake.
00:24:20.140 Bake.
00:24:21.140 Oh, you're gonna say he's Satan-
00:24:22.140 Satanic.
00:24:23.140 No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:24.140 For Drake.
00:24:25.140 No, I'm just saying you sold yourself to bake.
00:24:27.140 Well, I mean-
00:24:29.140 It was just a job opportunity, guys.
00:24:31.140 You're such a-
00:24:32.140 You're such a fraud.
00:24:33.140 You're such a fucking fraud.
00:24:35.140 I tweeted a picture with Trump yesterday.
00:24:36.140 He said,
00:24:37.140 Sneeko's real god is money.
00:24:38.140 And look at you,
00:24:39.140 leaving all the Freemastery behind and picking the gambling site.
00:24:43.140 Sneeko, Sneeko, Sneeko.
00:24:44.140 You fucking-
00:24:45.140 Fucking snake.
00:24:46.140 Yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:24:47.140 Gideon never talks about how conservative he really is.
00:24:50.140 The guy I asked all the girls who's met him in LA,
00:24:53.140 they all said he doesn't fuck bitches.
00:24:55.140 Zero degeneracy.
00:24:56.140 You-
00:24:57.140 When I asked about you, they said he's busy right now having a threesome.
00:25:00.140 You don't live.
00:25:01.140 Gideon's the true spiritual warrior.
00:25:03.140 Gideon tweeted a picture of a nut on-
00:25:06.140 He tweeted a picture of a girl in London like two days ago.
00:25:10.140 Whoa.
00:25:13.140 What do you mean chill?
00:25:14.140 What do you mean chill?
00:25:16.140 Bro, I'm not even leaking nothing.
00:25:19.140 I'm not leaking shit.
00:25:20.140 You tweeted a picture of a girl to your age the other day.
00:25:24.140 That's not new information.
00:25:27.140 Did you not put a voice though of you on the bed to your age?
00:25:36.140 What do you even-
00:25:37.140 Bro, why are you being fake mad right now?
00:25:39.140 Why are you being fake mad right now?
00:25:48.140 Why are you being fake mad right now?
00:25:54.140 You tweeted that!
00:25:55.140 Don't even-
00:25:56.140 Don't even try to do that thing where you send it to drama alert or some shit.
00:25:58.140 I didn't leak anything.
00:25:59.140 If I leak something, chat, say what I leaked.
00:26:01.140 What-
00:26:02.140 What new information did you hear?
00:26:03.140 What new information did you hear?
00:26:12.140 Oh, yo, yo, King starts retweeted it.
00:26:15.140 Fuck.
00:26:20.140 Nothing.
00:26:21.140 Nothing.
00:26:22.140 Nothing.
00:26:23.140 Nothing got exposed.
00:26:28.140 Get a girlfriend, but what are you doing?
00:26:30.140 What are you saying?
00:26:31.140 I want to see you get a girlfriend so you can do girlfriend content and raw dogger.
00:26:36.140 Bro, I'm not gonna lie, man.
00:26:37.140 I would love to have a girlfriend.
00:26:40.140 Are you not trying at all?
00:26:41.140 You're not networking?
00:26:44.140 What the fuck?
00:26:45.140 How do you network to find a girlfriend?
00:26:47.140 You net-
00:26:48.140 What do you mean?
00:26:49.140 You gotta text Ken for one of them to be right.
00:26:51.140 You gotta text a lot.
00:26:53.140 That's not networking.
00:26:54.140 Networking is like you're trying to build your brand.
00:26:57.140 I mean, think about it.
00:26:58.140 What's more important than brand is like you gotta have a wife in life or else you're stuck being sneak or just fucking whores.
00:27:06.140 Do you wanna just fuck whores?
00:27:08.140 You just offered pimping out the girls in your apartment to Judeon five minutes ago.
00:27:13.140 You're like-
00:27:14.140 They're not human, though.
00:27:15.140 They're not human.
00:27:16.140 Who gives a fuck about them?
00:27:17.140 Wait, what?
00:27:18.140 Bro, wait, wait, wait.
00:27:19.140 My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:27:20.140 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:27:21.140 My brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother.
00:27:23.140 We're both Christians here, man.
00:27:25.140 We gotta respect women.
00:27:26.140 You feel me?
00:27:27.140 But there's a verse where Jesus compares a woman to a dog.
00:27:30.140 Because check this out.
00:27:32.140 Women follow men.
00:27:34.140 So they have to understand what we're saying.
00:27:38.140 You know what I mean?
00:27:39.140 I'm kidding.
00:27:40.140 I'm kidding.
00:27:41.140 Women have great souls.
00:27:42.140 Hey, let's have a cigarette together, Judeon.
00:27:44.140 Go grab one.
00:27:46.140 Why are you looking at me crazy, bro?
00:27:48.140 You're on Rumble.
00:27:49.140 You can say anything, bro.
00:27:50.140 Say it.
00:27:51.140 Say it.
00:27:52.140 You guys are some politically correct people, bro.
00:27:55.140 Speaking of politically correct, I saw you simping for a girl on Twitter, like Isabella O'Reilly.
00:27:59.140 You said, oh, you're the only high-value woman, married, pregnant woman.
00:28:04.140 One in the chat, if you know what I'm saying.
00:28:07.140 I can't see chat, but one in the chat, if you know what I'm saying.
00:28:09.140 I only ever simp to manipulate them to have sexual intercourse.
00:28:12.140 Like, it's not real.
00:28:13.140 She's married and she's pregnant.
00:28:15.140 Hey, that's a threesome.
00:28:18.140 Yo, check this out, though.
00:28:19.140 Yo, Gideon.
00:28:20.140 You know what Sneeko said?
00:28:22.140 He enjoys going on dates with girls.
00:28:24.140 Like, you know how men just date for sex?
00:28:26.140 He says he actually likes listening to the bitch talk about her chihuahua and shit.
00:28:30.140 Like, fucking going to dinner and, ooh, did you order the ravioli?
00:28:33.140 He enjoys the process like he's a woman.
00:28:36.140 I don't enjoy the dating.
00:28:38.140 I enjoy the experience and getting better at talking to girls.
00:28:41.140 I like being able to go.
00:28:43.140 It's like ping pong.
00:28:44.140 Bro.
00:28:45.140 It's like debates.
00:28:46.140 Like, the same thing, the reason you like panels, it strengthens your skills.
00:28:49.140 And then I go on an e-date that Gideon sets up and I'm better at navigating.
00:28:51.140 That's the problem, bro.
00:28:53.140 You see it as like the Olympics, bro.
00:28:56.140 Talking to a woman is like talking to a fucking night pod, bro.
00:28:59.140 It's the fucking easiest thing in the world.
00:29:01.140 I went up.
00:29:02.140 My first thousand dollars I made streaming, they said, can you pick up a girl in eight seconds?
00:29:06.140 I went to her outside the bar and I said, I love your toes.
00:29:09.140 You have the toes of a pedophile.
00:29:11.140 This bitch laughed for nine minutes and then tried to suck my dick.
00:29:16.140 That's what women are, bro.
00:29:18.140 That's how simple it is.
00:29:23.140 I knew you were going to like it, right?
00:29:24.140 I knew you were going to like it, right?
00:29:25.140 Hey, Gideon.
00:29:26.140 Am I hurting the sponsors?
00:29:27.140 Gideon, tell me if I'm hurting the sponsors.
00:29:28.140 Tell me if I'm hurting the sponsors.
00:29:29.140 Gideon, tell me if I'm hurting the sponsors.
00:29:30.140 If your panel's ever mid, Gideon, if your screen's ever boring, just add them to the call and then it's just like free content for like 45 minutes straight.
00:29:46.140 Bro, Snicko, first I'm chilling talking to you, you add Nick Flintez.
00:29:51.140 You added a race realist?
00:29:54.140 Hey, you add Zerka, like you just add interesting people.
00:29:59.140 I spice it up, man.
00:30:00.140 We were talking on mean pages and shit.
00:30:03.140 Gideon, I'm an Albanian Muslim, so I can say it.
00:30:05.140 You're good.
00:30:06.140 I just recently converted to Christ, so.
00:30:11.140 Weren't you a Muslim in 2019, Zerka?
00:30:14.140 Well, not like I've no one in my family is a bunch of atheists, but because I came as a refugee from the war, they kept saying in school, what are you?
00:30:23.140 You have to write down that you're from a Muslim country.
00:30:25.140 And I'm like, bro, nobody practices it.
00:30:27.140 Like, we're not really religious.
00:30:28.140 And they're like, no, you have to write it on the check box.
00:30:31.140 And I'm like, okay, I guess I'm a Muslim.
00:30:33.140 And I jacked that shit for a long time.
00:30:35.140 And then, you know, depression came and all the horrible stuff in my life.
00:30:38.140 And I said, my twin brother, he's got a master's degree as a therapist.
00:30:42.140 He said, you know what's interesting about spirituality?
00:30:44.140 And he's not spiritual.
00:30:45.140 He said, even in Alcoholics Anonymous, the first step is not scientific.
00:30:49.140 It's that you need to believe in a higher power.
00:30:51.140 You need to, you know, accept God.
00:30:53.140 Dude, Alcoholics Anonymous doesn't have an answer for you.
00:30:56.140 Their first answer is go to God.
00:30:58.140 So I was like, what the fuck?
00:30:59.140 Then I looked in research with schizophrenics, how they do way better when they become spiritual.
00:31:05.140 Now I started looking at prisoners and how they reformed because I used to be like a criminal shit.
00:31:09.140 And then I was like, damn, these books are fucking powerful.
00:31:12.140 Tried it when I tried my first prayer on New Year's.
00:31:15.140 And then I said, I want to be just my family healthy.
00:31:18.140 And I want to go viral on YouTube because I'm tired of being a bouncer, getting punched in the face for five years straight and knives to me.
00:31:24.140 And then that prayer, literally some dude comes into Omigo and says, you got to come on the show.
00:31:29.140 And then I'm like, I'm about to become famous.
00:31:31.140 I can feel the spirit of God coming in there.
00:31:33.140 Half a million views overnight my first day.
00:31:36.140 And I said, bro, one prayer work.
00:31:38.140 I've been too afraid to ask for anything else.
00:31:40.140 I just say, thank you, gratitude, grace, eat my food and just do the work.
00:31:45.140 And then I swear you're a guardian angel, Sneeko.
00:31:47.140 I know you're a Muslim, but you understand my jihad.
00:31:52.140 Like you've gotten me more collaborations than anyone.
00:31:56.140 Like, honestly, Sneeko at the top, I'm going to remember you.
00:32:00.140 Do you know that Jesus prayed like a Muslim did?
00:32:03.140 Do you see that verse in the Bible?
00:32:04.140 I sent it to you.
00:32:05.140 I don't know if you read it, where Jesus would pray on his knees and put his head to the floor.
00:32:09.140 There's also a verse in the Bible that says whoever prays like that is praying to you.
00:32:13.140 I'll send it to you.
00:32:14.140 But I don't want to get in the debate right here because there's Muslims in chat having fun.
00:32:18.140 I don't want to ruin anyone's mood today because I'm going to be honest.
00:32:21.140 We can do debates and, you know, stimulate our minds.
00:32:24.140 Because what depression is, it's self-aggression, hatred towards yourself.
00:32:29.140 And you have to be stimulated, not passive.
00:32:31.140 You have to be engaged and debating in your solar consciousness, right?
00:32:35.140 And really, there's a time and place for debates.
00:32:37.140 But if it's Gideon, Sneeko, and Zerka, it should be positivity and laughs.
00:32:41.140 One in the chat if we should be team positive.
00:32:43.140 If it's us three, it can't be no Fuentes energy and it can't be war.
00:32:47.140 It's got to be all love, BBC, and Sneeko.
00:32:50.140 Remember, you showed so much love that you let a big black guy fuck a girl in front of you.
00:32:55.140 Bro, oh my God, bro.
00:32:56.140 That's love, man.
00:32:57.140 Oh my God, bro.
00:32:58.140 Yo, Gideon, stop looking, bro.
00:33:00.140 How many guys...
00:33:01.140 Hey, what color was he?
00:33:03.140 The guy that fucked your girl?
00:33:04.140 He was a white guy.
00:33:05.140 He was a white guy.
00:33:06.140 It was a destiny.
00:33:07.140 He was like a purple-haired destiny type dude.
00:33:08.140 You know what's so funny, Sneeko?
00:33:10.140 You let a destiny fuck your girl in front of you?
00:33:12.140 Bro, I was swapping with the couple.
00:33:15.140 It was a swinger party.
00:33:16.140 I was doing a couple swap.
00:33:18.140 You fucking bums.
00:33:19.140 It was a couple swap.
00:33:21.140 Fuck.
00:33:22.140 Is there anything else that people want to talk about besides that?
00:33:24.140 Wait, wait.
00:33:25.140 If it was a couple swap, why did you watch your girl?
00:33:27.140 Why weren't you with the other?
00:33:28.140 Because the girl that wasn't attractive and I didn't like her.
00:33:30.140 She looked like Lizzo.
00:33:31.140 It wasn't for me.
00:33:32.140 So I was there and I was like, fuck, I don't want to do this.
00:33:35.140 So why'd you do that trade deal?
00:33:37.140 It was the worst trade deal of all time.
00:33:41.140 Of all trade deals, it was the worst trade deal.
00:33:43.140 You said five seconds ago it should be about love.
00:33:45.140 Why do you need to bring up the traumatizing past?
00:33:47.140 Fuck you, bro.
00:33:49.140 No, but yo, Jideo, could you imagine you have a babe as a girlfriend?
00:33:53.140 Shut the fuck up, bro.
00:33:54.140 Talk about something else, man.
00:33:56.140 Anything else.
00:33:57.140 You were about to say guardian angel five seconds ago.
00:34:00.140 I'm not going to lie, though.
00:34:02.140 Sneeko is the only human on earth that, you know, that is a traumatic event for most people.
00:34:07.140 But the fact that you turned it into a meme with millions of people memeing it, you're either going to have a mental breakdown or become indestructible.
00:34:15.140 One of the two is going to happen, bro.
00:34:18.140 You know what I said?
00:34:19.140 Sneeko is the perfect punching bag.
00:34:22.140 And it's because he's never going to-
00:34:24.140 You're not helping, Jideo, and you're not helping right now.
00:34:27.140 No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:28.140 But listen, listen, listen.
00:34:29.140 He's never going to-
00:34:30.140 He's going to kill himself.
00:34:31.140 No, no, no.
00:34:32.140 Shut the fuck up, man.
00:34:34.140 What?
00:34:35.140 He's not like that punching bag from Avengers when fucking Captain America is punching it and it's flying.
00:34:39.140 He's not going to go flying in the wind.
00:34:41.140 He's not going to kill himself.
00:34:43.140 Sneeko, he's battle tested.
00:34:45.140 He's going to stay there.
00:34:46.140 He's going to take the punches.
00:34:48.140 No, but yo, I have buddies who think that that thing's just a made up room.
00:34:52.140 Like, he just made it up.
00:34:53.140 It's made up.
00:34:54.140 I just made it up as a joke, actually.
00:34:55.140 Because Sneeko's handling it so well.
00:34:57.140 Bro, I would have never done that shit.
00:34:58.140 Like, let's be honest, brother.
00:34:59.140 It was all a joke.
00:35:00.140 Like, I just saw something.
00:35:01.140 I saw Patrice O'Neal talk about it and how it made him, like, better his relationship.
00:35:04.140 And I just, like, repeated what he said.
00:35:06.140 The story doesn't even make sense anymore now that you're saying you gave up a hot girl for an ugly one.
00:35:12.140 That doesn't make any sense.
00:35:13.140 Unless you're horny.
00:35:15.140 Because I'm lying.
00:35:16.140 Because I'm lying.
00:35:17.140 Duh.
00:35:18.140 Or she was a little cute, but you looked over and your girl's like,
00:35:22.140 And the guy's like, yeah.
00:35:24.140 He's, like, turning black.
00:35:25.140 He's going from white to black.
00:35:27.140 What the fuck is your girl, Pete?
00:35:32.140 Okay, bro.
00:35:33.140 Alright, bro.
00:35:34.140 The dick is getting bigger.
00:35:36.140 Okay!
00:35:37.140 Okay!
00:35:38.140 Okay!
00:35:41.140 Sneeko's heart grew.
00:35:42.140 It shrunk three sizes that day.
00:35:50.140 That's it.
00:35:51.140 That's it.
00:35:52.140 This is your job?
00:35:53.140 Cheers.
00:35:54.140 Thank you.
00:35:55.140 How about Bill Ladiesipples?
00:35:56.140 All the way to Santa تلاوتskins?
00:35:57.140 You know, that's like john,eller, Patrick!
00:35:58.140 I know you don't have to have all of these hipers.
00:35:59.140 Yeah, I know you don't have to stick through things.
00:36:00.140 You need to be.
00:36:01.140 Everyone needs to run me.
00:36:02.140 I think you're tight.
00:36:03.140 You find grouper.
00:36:04.140 You need to run me.
00:36:05.140 You pick up on a family, Chris.