SNEAKO - May 23, 2023


SNEAKO Introduces JiDion To Zherka

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Sneeko Call Jake Paul Judeon Ron Paul Zerka Mike Malak Gino Young Don Tyrone Jackson Nick Flittes Andrew Tate Lizzo Steve Jideo Isabella O'Reilly Bill Ladiesipples Satan- Satanic Sheikh Uthman Nick Fluentis Dark Knight and 15 more
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Episode Stats


Length

36 minutes

Words per minute

193.34

Word count

6,980

Sentence count

936

Harmful content

Misogyny

50

sentences flagged

Toxicity

300

sentences flagged

Hate speech

77

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Summary

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In this episode, we talk about nick's racist rant, Zirka, and more. Also, we have a special guest on the show, Judeon! Thank you so much for listening to this episode and stay tuned for the next one!

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00 it's so interesting it's almost like nick is a true racist and you're just pretending to be cool 0.84
00:00:04 yeah okay are you smiling but you you wait wait hey he called you out there
00:00:10 he called you out there he called you out for not being racist 1.00
00:00:16 you're not as racist as a rat it's just that you're like a try try hard racist you try to say 1.00
00:00:23 at least at least nick believes the shit that he says you don't believe that 1.00
00:00:27 bro shut the who would that be racist towards explain to me who i would be racist towards 1.00
00:00:32 bro you over here saying w hitler and shit like bro you're not about that life no he's saying you're 1.00
00:00:37 gripping racism what the fuck man you call me the snake look at you siding with the nazi right now 1.00
00:00:46 i brought him hitler in the e-day and you're like oh chill bro the dub still on youtube and then he says i'm a 1.00
00:00:54 gripped a racist and you're like he's got a point oh wait have you heard of zirka before people
00:00:59 people in the chat want me to add him to the call that he wants to talk to you zirka yeah i haven't
00:01:03 he's a christian he he's funny he's funny hold on well it's it's it's gonna be funny it's gonna be
00:01:12 funny okay chat i'll add him if you really want does he actually want to call
00:01:17 why you why are you lying to me chat why are you lying to me he's saying he
00:01:22 yo i think chat i think my chat was trolling me they're saying that he wanted to yeah i fell for
00:01:29 it i don't know if he actually wants to join
00:01:31 so who is he uh he's a streamer um just he really funny on panels
00:01:40 is he that white guy that you and aiden been having a lot yeah yeah yeah i haven't watched the
00:01:47 clips but like i just been seeing him i don't know oh there he is what's up bro yo what's up
00:01:53 how you doing zirka you just woke up uh no no i just got out of the shower let me put some put a 0.96
00:02:00 shirt on jideon you remember meeting me in person huh oh let me see what the fuck bro how does this 0.99
00:02:07 keep happening to you bro i know right i it's like i meet all you guys you're too forgettable 1.00
00:02:12 wait wait wait i'm a face guy i'm a face guy you also fucked one of my bitches wait what 1.00
00:02:18 wait wait wait wait wait wait i i i come on man let's let's let's let's let's let's keep that on the 1.00
00:02:26 low let's keep that on the low you're a bad question you don't want the name out 1.00
00:02:29 let's keep let's keep that on the low let's keep that on the low okay okay but she hot as fuck and you 1.00
00:02:35 raw dog and shit on that bitch i thought she was joking i'm like she didn't know famous people 1.00
00:02:40 and then i find out it's you what oh wait wait hold on hold on i'll get wait are you are you 1.00
00:02:49 streaming zirka uh i'm not no i don't stream when you guys call because i don't want to like
00:02:54 totally steal the viewers right here hold up mute your desktop audio sneaker i promise me you'll mute
00:03:00 your desktop mute your desktop audio did you did you mute it no no you don't have to mute we can talk
00:03:05 about it later bro wait mute it mute it so they can't hear yeah yeah no i'm actually really
00:03:10 curious hold up yeah yeah i just muted mine okay it's muted yeah i'm muted
00:03:16 now i'm not sneaking him i'm not you
00:03:46 now i'm not
00:04:16 You
00:04:37 Yeah, I'm a meeting I'm a meeting can I go back now? We got a fucking bitch for you. Hey 1.00
00:04:41 Hello, so the outfit angel look at her 0.72
00:04:47 Thirty-eight pesos
00:04:49 Deal or no deal? Thirty-eight pesos. That's it.
00:04:54 We're here, right? I'm back. I'm unmuted. Can you guys stop talking about Haram?
00:04:59 Yeah
00:05:02 What's the deal?
00:05:04 Oh, sorry. We're doing POV. Wait, so Judeon leaked. I'm good. I didn't. I didn't. Okay. Okay.
00:05:09 That's her. That's your girl. You fucking heard it through my headphones.
00:05:13 I was we're joking 1.00
00:05:21 Yo, wait, Judeon. What about this one?
00:05:24 What about what?
00:05:25 She has nine million followers. You should
00:05:27 Wait, what does she do? 0.93
00:05:29 She's coming over to your house. How many subscribers are you at?
00:05:33 Am I going to fuck twice for this fucker? 1.00
00:05:34 What do you mean? Judeon, you're going to host us. We're going to send you her. 1.00
00:05:37 Yeah, give me a kickcoach. I don't know how that works.
00:05:39 We pimping them up.
00:05:40 Yeah, I don't know how, but find out how the fumble kickcoach works.
00:05:44 Oh my God!
00:05:45 Look, look. Skin is soft. And Judeon, she's not trans like your last one. 1.00
00:05:49 Oh, definitely.
00:05:50 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, what the fuck? It's a joke. You guys are sensitive, bro. I hate you.
00:05:56 Boom, fuck up. 1.00
00:05:57 Bro. 1.00
00:05:58 What a nigga joke, bro. What the fuck? You guys are crazy, bro. 1.00
00:06:03 Yo, how are you not going to check in for that? 0.99
00:06:05 Yo, Judeon. Yo, Judeon, be honest. Is Sneeko the whitest black on earth? Like, he's not a part of our pact. 1.00
00:06:11 Bro, I do not consider it a Sneeko. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're black? 1.00
00:06:16 Well, because I'm from the community, I'm a five-year nightclub bouncer, just hip-hop clubs. I only have black friends. 0.93
00:06:23 You've been tweeting all day long about how good it is to be white. 0.82
00:06:26 Basically, I grew up black. Sneeko, he's a little white nerd. 0.99
00:06:30 Hey, nigga, right now. 1.00
00:06:31 Sneeko's a little white nerd. When I go on NoJumper, I get 99% approval rating in the comment section. 0.98
00:06:37 Most popular motherfucker. Sneeko goes on the fucking black community and they say, 1.00
00:06:41 Who the fuck is this Buddhist? I fucking hate this guy. 1.00
00:06:44 Yo, Sneeko, you're a white boy. You don't belong with- 1.00
00:06:47 Okay, I have no problem being a white boy. 1.00
00:06:49 I'm Tyrone Jackson, nigga. I'm Tyrone Jackson. I'm a big black cock. That's who I am. 0.97
00:06:54 Sneeko, you're a little white boy, and we expel you from- 1.00
00:06:56 Thank you, man. 0.97
00:06:57 You're not invited to the school talk. You're not-
00:06:59 And Sneeko, you're always on time. Every time I invite you, you're on time.
00:07:02 I'm always late. I'm the nigga, bro. Let's fucking go. 0.96
00:07:05 You have so much free time. Every time I call you, you're online. 1.00
00:07:08 You have never said no to a panel. Do you do anything else with your life?
00:07:12 No, I wait for you guys to call me so I can show the world that I'm funnier than you guys.
00:07:16 Are you? You got absolutely destroyed by Sheikh Uthman, and now you're tweeting about Freemasonry and Flat Earth again. 1.00
00:07:23 You got destroyed in that Muslim debate. Admit it. 1.00
00:07:26 Bro, the guy actually tried to leave the call. He got destroyed.
00:07:30 You left the call. You tried to get a clip.
00:07:33 No, he said, I'm done. Have a nice day. That's why I left.
00:07:37 And yo, Gideon, Jesus is king. You're a Christian, aren't you?
00:07:40 Sure.
00:07:41 Jesus is king. Jesus is king.
00:07:42 Sure. Muscles, we respect Jesus, peace be upon him, but you need to go and post the debate.
00:07:45 You said you were going to. Jesus doesn't lie.
00:07:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:48 Wait, what do you think? I'm not going to post it, you little-
00:07:51 Hey, Gideon, Gideon, hold on. Gideon.
00:07:53 Isn't Sneakle the fakest motherfucker? 1.00
00:07:55 There's this video of Jake Paul. You know that homosexual? 1.00
00:07:59 He's invoking and channeling. 0.98
00:08:01 Yo, he's channeling demons in a basement in the underworld, and he said there's demons controlling my career. 0.99
00:08:08 But Sneakle watched the video, and to be a little cloud-chasing little fuck, he didn't call him out. 0.99
00:08:13 I didn't see the video. I did see it since then. I saw you tweet it. 0.98
00:08:15 You know Logan's boyfriend, Mike Malak? When I called him out, Sneakle right back me up.
00:08:20 Sneakle pretends he's for truth.
00:08:21 What does Jake Paul have to do with Mike?
00:08:23 I didn't see the video. I've seen the video now.
00:08:26 Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
00:08:29 Call Jake Paul.
00:08:30 Zerka, Zerka, one thing I will say is Sneakle does switch up on Christian.
00:08:36 Yes!
00:08:37 He does. I saw him do it to Young Don.
00:08:39 You know what you did to Young Don.
00:08:41 You know what you did to him.
00:08:42 You know what you did to him.
00:08:43 What did I do?
00:08:44 What did I do?
00:08:45 Bro.
00:08:46 Bro, come on.
00:08:47 What do you do, Sneakle?
00:08:48 You switch up on Christians all the time, bro. 0.99
00:08:50 And you know what Young Don just said?
00:08:52 Do you know what he just came out and said on the live stream?
00:08:54 What did he say?
00:08:55 He said he doesn't believe in the trilogy anymore.
00:08:58 He doesn't think that Jesus was God.
00:09:00 It's Trinity!
00:09:01 Wait, the trilogy? 0.99
00:09:02 What the fuck do you think this is? The Dark Knight trilogy? 0.99
00:09:05 He said he doesn't believe in the Trinity anymore.
00:09:08 So maybe you're saying I'm snaking him, but now he's becoming a Muslim. 1.00
00:09:12 It doesn't matter because hold on, hold on.
00:09:14 From the same guy that destroyed you in the Bay Zerka. 0.98
00:09:16 There's a lot of Christians that don't believe in the Trinity. 1.00
00:09:18 When, no, no, no, no, Sneakle, Sneakle, just fucking, just squeeze your pussy tight. 1.00
00:09:21 When, when, when Gideon critiqued you- 1.00
00:09:23 You've been yelling the whole time, and now-
00:09:25 No, no, no.
00:09:26 When my boy Gideon critiqued you once on Twitter, and it was a fair critique that all your friends agree with, 1.00
00:09:31 you went, you called him a cloud chaser! 0.99
00:09:34 You did that fucking two weeks ago! 0.99
00:09:36 When? 1.00
00:09:37 What?
00:09:38 On Twitter, you retweeted Gideon and said, go do anything for clouds.
00:09:42 Oh, that's a-
00:09:43 Okay, that wasn't a fair point.
00:09:44 That was-
00:09:45 That's not a joke.
00:09:46 That was a completely different point.
00:09:47 That had nothing to do with Christianity.
00:09:48 That was for him trying to make my girl laugh.
00:09:50 Yo, Zerka, Zerka, Zerka, Zerka.
00:09:52 You know that-
00:09:53 Okay, so Chad.
00:09:54 So for those that don't know, this man Sneakle, he, he tweeted out, he said,
00:09:57 I went to a mosque.
00:09:58 There was not an empty spot on the floor.
00:10:02 Then he said, I went to a church on Easter Sunday.
00:10:05 He said it was empty.
00:10:06 Chad, listen to this. 0.97
00:10:08 I was with this nigga Easter Sunday, right? 0.99
00:10:11 We ate breakfast.
00:10:12 You didn't go.
00:10:13 You said you don't believe in Easter.
00:10:14 You didn't go to church.
00:10:15 Listen, listen, listen.
00:10:16 It was me, him, and Vito.
00:10:18 All you do is hit it up, Zerka. 1.00
00:10:19 Shut the fuck up, man. 1.00
00:10:20 All you do- 1.00
00:10:21 That's your whole thing.
00:10:22 It was me, Sneakle, and Vito.
00:10:24 We were out eating breakfast.
00:10:25 After we left, Sneakle was like, you know what?
00:10:27 I want to go to church.
00:10:28 And I was like, oh, that's awesome, Sneakle.
00:10:30 Hope you have a good time.
00:10:31 He goes.
00:10:32 We go back to his apartment, but he comes back 20 minutes later.
00:10:35 I'm like, man, that was a fast service.
00:10:37 He was like, yeah, it was over when I got there.
00:10:40 I thought it was over.
00:10:41 Easter Sunday, the church should be bumping all day long.
00:10:44 Maybe it was over, but there was nobody there.
00:10:46 There was nobody there.
00:10:47 And when I tweeted that, I did, I did forget that.
00:10:51 I did say, I did forget I said that to you.
00:10:53 So you lied.
00:10:54 No.
00:10:55 Zerka just said I'm never late, so I'm not on black people time.
00:10:58 I showed her the right time.
00:10:59 I didn't lie.
00:11:00 I didn't lie when I tweeted that.
00:11:02 It was empty.
00:11:03 It was empty on an Easter Sunday.
00:11:05 That was a really quiet church for where we were.
00:11:08 Honestly, you'd be switching up on homies, bro. 1.00
00:11:11 All you do is talk shit about me. 0.99
00:11:13 And all I've done is give you so much content in the past two weeks. 1.00
00:11:17 I've waited one week for you to call out Jake Paul for using demons.
00:11:21 I've never switched up on you, Zerka, before I saw that. 1.00
00:11:24 No, no, no, no.
00:11:25 Zerka, can you send me that video?
00:11:26 I need to see that.
00:11:27 Let's watch it right now.
00:11:28 Gideon, Gideon, Gideon.
00:11:29 If you watch the video, it's going to ruin your relationship with the Paul brother.
00:11:33 He has beef with Jake Paul.
00:11:35 He has beef with Jake Paul. 1.00
00:11:36 My relationship's already ruined, so I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:11:39 He has beef with him. 1.00
00:11:40 Yo, didn't they fucking put you at the backseat of the bus, those racists? 1.00
00:11:45 What's all that shit, bro? 1.00
00:11:46 Yo, Logan! 1.00
00:11:48 Logan, you little fucking cheese string head ass, fucking no hairline, bitch. 1.00
00:11:52 I knock you out. 1.00
00:11:53 You ever do that to my nigga, put him in the back of the bus, 1.00
00:11:55 you fucking little racist, Anglo white boy. 1.00
00:11:57 You're a fucking cuck ass bitch wearing a dress. 1.00
00:12:00 I knock your bitch ass out. 1.00
00:12:01 Like I've not got fucking Malek. 1.00
00:12:03 You ever talk to my fucking black community like that again? 1.00
00:12:06 It's BLM. 1.00
00:12:07 It's Malcolm XXX fucking your girl, bitch. 1.00
00:12:09 Big black car. 1.00
00:12:10 What the fuck? 1.00
00:12:11 You put him in the backseat, you fucking snake. 1.00
00:12:13 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00
00:12:14 Why would he do that to you?
00:12:15 Why did he snake you like that?
00:12:16 Wait, what's wrong with Logan Paul's hairline? 0.99
00:12:18 Logan fucking told Gideon to go sit somewhere else, 0.99
00:12:22 because Gideon's too busy streaming. 0.99
00:12:24 What's wrong with his hairline?
00:12:26 What, Logan's hairline?
00:12:28 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:29 Bro, Logan's hairline is literally at the fucking, at its last fucking breath. 1.00
00:12:35 It's over for him. 0.99
00:12:36 Literally, the hair follicles, they start on top.
00:12:39 Oh.
00:12:40 On top.
00:12:41 So wait, wait, wait, wait. 0.96
00:12:42 We black people, we black don't crack. 0.99
00:12:43 I'm 29, black don't crack. 0.99
00:12:45 Black don't crack. 1.00
00:12:46 I'm 29, black don't crack. 0.99
00:12:47 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 0.99
00:12:48 Black don't crack. 0.65
00:12:49 Water.
00:12:50 That's water. 1.00
00:12:51 Black don't crack, my nigga. 0.99
00:12:52 Hey, that's water. 0.99
00:12:53 Hey, we still got our hairline.
00:12:54 We still got our hairline.
00:12:55 Why are you wearing a hat inside?
00:12:57 I'm sweaty, bro.
00:12:58 I get sweaty when I do a bunch of blow to talk to my favorite YouTubers. 0.99
00:13:02 Yo, let's do a fucking. 1.00
00:13:03 Yo. 1.00
00:13:04 Gideon, do you do blow?
00:13:05 Sweaty?
00:13:06 No.
00:13:07 Me neither, bro.
00:13:08 We got a collab.
00:13:09 I'm not a crackhead.
00:13:12 Hey. 0.99
00:13:13 Let's fucking go. 0.99
00:13:14 Hey, take off the hat right now. 0.99
00:13:15 If you have a better hairline.
00:13:16 Hold on.
00:13:17 If you have a better hairline than Logan Paul, take off your hat right now. 1.00
00:13:20 Yo, Gideon, I'm not sucking up because I can knock you the fuck out. 1.00
00:13:23 Check this out. 1.00
00:13:24 I met you in Vegas, right?
00:13:27 And my girlfriend had left and it was just you.
00:13:29 And I was streaming and I hit the camera because you're bad.
00:13:31 And I said, what up to you?
00:13:33 And you were looking for people to be on your YouTube or stream.
00:13:36 I didn't want to leech.
00:13:37 So I walked away. 1.00
00:13:38 Ten fucking little children surrounded you. 1.00
00:13:41 And they want to be on your YouTube video. 1.00
00:13:43 This was last summer.
00:13:44 Do you remember this?
00:13:45 You're in Vegas.
00:13:46 Yeah.
00:13:47 Yeah.
00:13:48 That was the 2K event, right?
00:13:49 Yeah. 0.98
00:13:50 So did I fuck up? 1.00
00:13:51 I should have just been like, yo, fuck these little kids. 1.00
00:13:53 I don't want to do content, you and me. 1.00
00:13:54 We got 10 million views. 0.98
00:13:56 But I fucked up because I was like, I didn't want to be a leech. 0.99
00:14:00 You know? 0.99
00:14:01 Did you say what's up to me?
00:14:02 Yeah.
00:14:03 Yeah.
00:14:04 You hugged me and everything.
00:14:05 But then I just immediately left because I was star struck by your BBC, bro.
00:14:08 I was star struck.
00:14:09 And I don't need to get-
00:14:10 No, bro.
00:14:11 I'm a regular-
00:14:12 Hey, bro.
00:14:13 We're both brothers in Christ, man.
00:14:14 No, no, no.
00:14:15 Listen.
00:14:16 You know why you're better?
00:14:17 No, no.
00:14:18 No, no, no.
00:14:19 No, no, no, no.
00:14:20 We're genetically superior. 0.98
00:14:21 We have bigger cocks than Sneakle. 1.00
00:14:23 But that fucking festival, the medieval festival, will forever be in my top three favorite YouTube 1.00
00:14:29 videos of all time. 1.00
00:14:30 Where you went to the fucking medieval festival and you fucked with those white fishes. 1.00
00:14:34 Thank you, bro. 1.00
00:14:35 That is your best one, dude.
00:14:36 Thank you, man.
00:14:37 I appreciate it.
00:14:38 Breathe.
00:14:39 Breathe, Zerka.
00:14:40 Take a breath. 1.00
00:14:41 The video is the one where he's sucking the skin off Andrew Tate's cock. 1.00
00:14:44 Okay. 1.00
00:14:45 Okay.
00:14:46 Okay.
00:14:47 Okay.
00:14:48 Okay.
00:14:49 All right.
00:14:50 Hey, take the hat off now. 0.98
00:14:51 You're talking a lot about hairline.
00:14:52 Hold on, hold on.
00:14:53 It's bad, though.
00:14:54 It's bad.
00:14:55 It's sweaty.
00:14:56 It's a sweaty hairline.
00:14:57 It's sweaty, bro.
00:14:58 Bro.
00:14:59 It's sweaty.
00:15:00 It's bad.
00:15:01 Yo, yo, yo. 0.99
00:15:02 Hey, I got a guy for you, bro.
00:15:04 I got a guy.
00:15:05 What?
00:15:06 What do you mean?
00:15:07 Bro.
00:15:08 Bro, I can get you right.
00:15:09 Bro, where do you live?
00:15:10 Houston.
00:15:11 I live in Houston.
00:15:12 Bro, why are you wasting your life in Houston, bro?
00:15:14 Because there's too many demons in LA.
00:15:16 I don't want to be around.
00:15:17 No, no.
00:15:18 Gideon, let me tell you something. 1.00
00:15:19 Either get married or come play with our whores. 1.00
00:15:22 You have two choices. 1.00
00:15:23 Which one do you want to do?
00:15:24 I want to get married.
00:15:25 I want to get married. 1.00
00:15:26 Well, where's the bitch? 1.00
00:15:27 Where's the bitch? 1.00
00:15:28 Why are you sitting there with millions of dollars and you have some fucking plastic chairs 1.00
00:15:31 behind you? 1.00
00:15:32 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00
00:15:33 I'm looking for her, bro. 1.00
00:15:34 She's hiding.
00:15:35 I don't know where she at.
00:15:36 No, no, no.
00:15:37 You're not crying.
00:15:38 Help me find her, bro. 0.99
00:15:39 Yo, I know a million bitches, but check this out. 1.00
00:15:42 You gotta tell me what you want. 0.99
00:15:43 What color do you want?
00:15:44 I want a Lizzo, man.
00:15:46 I want a Lizzo.
00:15:47 A Lizzo?
00:15:48 Yeah. 1.00
00:15:49 A fat bitch? 1.00
00:15:51 We like to say Lizzo. 1.00
00:15:53 It's more...
00:15:55 You want a fat bowling ball with two shoes at the bottom smiling at you every morning? 0.99
00:15:59 That's disgusting, bro. 1.00
00:16:01 You want a bitch who fucking says ow when she's eating because she bit her finger? 1.00
00:16:05 Fuck that shit, bro. 1.00
00:16:06 Get you a model ass bitch. 1.00
00:16:07 What's up with you YouTubers? 1.00
00:16:08 10 million followers and you guys get as ugly girls as fucking Logan Paul. 1.00
00:16:12 Meanwhile, when I was homeless, I was fucking models. 1.00
00:16:14 You YouTubers are fucking wasting your life, bro. 1.00
00:16:17 You got that many followers, you're not fucking... 1.00
00:16:19 You should have a dime beside you, bro. 1.00
00:16:21 Instead, you're living with your moderator.
00:16:23 You see how you keep coming on panels and calling other people influencers and other people YouTubers when you are the influencer, you're the YouTuber?
00:16:30 We're both on Rumble right now.
00:16:31 I've been banned.
00:16:32 You try to be like, oh, I'm the cokehead and I come on my phone and I'm not an influencer.
00:16:37 How are you not?
00:16:38 Listen, I'm gonna tell you the truth. 0.99
00:16:41 This is me pitching myself because next time GDM wants to hit 10 million fucking YouTube video, he's gonna be like, let's bring that fucking retard Zerka. 1.00
00:16:49 This is how you pitch yourself, bro. 0.99
00:16:51 Right?
00:16:52 I think your intellect, man. 0.99
00:16:55 Yo, what in the chat if Gideon should do a fucking YouTube video with me getting him bitches at the mall? 1.00
00:17:01 And then, yo, that's the ultimate leech. 0.99
00:17:03 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:17:04 I feel like we can do content that doesn't involve...
00:17:07 I think we can do content that doesn't involve women. 0.66
00:17:09 Okay, what do you want to do?
00:17:11 What are you trying to do? 0.99
00:17:12 You trying to suck each other? 1.00
00:17:13 What kind of content do you make? 0.98
00:17:15 Honestly, it's usually debates and stuff like that, but my favorite is...
00:17:20 I love to be around, like, I'm usually with Aiden Ross, and we just fucking kick it on Discord, but I'm thinking in person would be better, wouldn't it? 0.96
00:17:29 Like, Houston, that's fucking boring, bro. 0.93
00:17:31 Let's go. 0.98
00:17:32 I go to Miami tomorrow for Fresh Fit Podcast, then I come back for No Jumper.
00:17:35 We gotta go to Fresh Fit. 0.98
00:17:36 I will watch that.
00:17:38 Bro, you going on there tomorrow?
00:17:40 No, no.
00:17:41 I'm inviting you on my episode tomorrow.
00:17:43 Book the flight.
00:17:44 I'm busy tomorrow, bro.
00:17:46 Why?
00:17:47 What are you doing?
00:17:48 You're buying more plastic chairs?
00:17:49 You got nothing.
00:17:50 It's on Wednesday.
00:17:51 It's Wednesday night, Gideon.
00:17:52 I have an STD test tomorrow.
00:17:54 You have an STD test?
00:17:55 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:56 You gotta go get yourself checked.
00:17:58 No, bro.
00:17:59 If you don't check, nothing happens to you.
00:18:00 It's all placebo.
00:18:02 That's the truth.
00:18:03 It's a conspiracy theory.
00:18:04 Freemasons.
00:18:05 Wait, Gideon, I haven't watched anyone.
00:18:07 What do you do for content now?
00:18:09 Well, we're about to drop a new main channel video tomorrow if YouTube reviews it and it
00:18:14 goes good.
00:18:15 What is it on?
00:18:16 We caught two predators, so we got that coming out on YouTube and then we have-
00:18:21 Dude, stop!
00:18:22 I want to be on the next predator one.
00:18:25 Catch me.
00:18:26 Catch me.
00:18:27 Wait, catch you?
00:18:28 Catch these hands, bro.
00:18:29 I love little girls.
00:18:30 Wait, what?
00:18:31 No, no, no.
00:18:32 I'm saying I love to fight people who touch little girls.
00:18:35 Put me as the security to fight the predator.
00:18:38 Oh, okay.
00:18:39 I thought you-
00:18:40 Okay.
00:18:41 Next time, like, reword that.
00:18:43 No, I'm not a pedophile.
00:18:44 Not a pedophile anymore.
00:18:45 Okay, hey, hey, hey.
00:18:46 Anymore?
00:18:47 Anymore?
00:18:48 Hey! 0.99
00:18:49 Twitter.com slash ZergOfficial.
00:18:50 Gino, why don't you follow me on Twitter?
00:18:52 What's going on, bro?
00:18:53 A little racially motivated.
00:18:55 I'm just finding out, man.
00:18:57 Like, I'm getting put onto the lore.
00:18:59 Okay, who told you about me?
00:19:01 Is it Sneakio?
00:19:02 Yeah, Sneakio just added you, so this is my first time meeting you, bro.
00:19:07 Okay.
00:19:08 Well, check this out.
00:19:09 Yeah, you're welcome.
00:19:10 You're welcome, by the way.
00:19:11 No, Sneakio, honestly, honestly, my Discord keeps saying, as much as we don't like Sneakio
00:19:16 because you're mad at him, he's doing your career for you.
00:19:20 Remember what I'm saying?
00:19:21 And you call me Sneakio.
00:19:22 He's called my manager at this point. 0.99
00:19:23 And all you do is talk shit about me on Twitter all day long. 0.99
00:19:26 Look at what- 1.00
00:19:27 Bro.
00:19:28 Yeah.
00:19:29 That's fine, though.
00:19:30 That's cool.
00:19:31 But this is proof that you could grind alone.
00:19:33 I used to do 20-hour streams that 1,000 viewers make money.
00:19:36 But this is proof that you just need one friend who's in the industry.
00:19:40 Like, Sneakio literally did 80% of my career for me.
00:19:42 How am I in the industry?
00:19:43 I am all the way more banned than you.
00:19:45 You want to be as martyred and as canceled as I am so bad?
00:19:49 Hold on.
00:19:50 Gino, true or false? 0.92
00:19:51 Sneakio pretends he's not famous?
00:19:53 Like, literally, this guy can't go outside without being recognized.
00:19:56 Like, he's huge.
00:19:57 It's not talking about fame.
00:19:59 It's about, you're calling me an industry person.
00:20:01 When I was-
00:20:02 Face value-wise, I think Sneakio's bigger than me.
00:20:06 Like, on everything.
00:20:07 Yeah.
00:20:08 Whenever me and Sneakio walk together,
00:20:10 we're taking about the same amount of pictures.
00:20:13 If not, he's taking more than me.
00:20:15 Yeah.
00:20:16 Okay, but Zerka, it's not about fame.
00:20:17 You keep saying that I'm an industry person that I'm accepted by everybody
00:20:20 just because I didn't yell at Mike for being a Satanist
00:20:23 when you wanted to go scream at him.
00:20:24 I was the first person to come on Rumble after Tate.
00:20:27 Then all these people are over here.
00:20:29 Nobody knew that it was really possible to have a career
00:20:31 after getting banned on social media.
00:20:33 It's been seven months now.
00:20:34 Gino, for example-
00:20:35 Hold on, hold on.
00:20:36 Gino, for example, came to my apartment after I was banned.
00:20:38 He's like, yo, bro.
00:20:39 I thought-
00:20:40 Like, he was worried.
00:20:41 People thought I was done.
00:20:42 You know?
00:20:43 Not a lot of people have been able to get banned
00:20:45 and then still have a career.
00:20:46 So you keep saying I'm an industry dude.
00:20:48 What connections do you think are-
00:20:50 Who do you think I'm like in cahoots with?
00:20:53 You're with Steve will do it.
00:20:55 Fresh and fit.
00:20:56 Steve will do it.
00:20:57 Yeah.
00:20:58 Rumble, which is a multi-billion dollar company.
00:21:01 Yeah.
00:21:02 And he knows the owner.
00:21:03 He knows the speed dial.
00:21:04 He goes to parties with the CEO.
00:21:05 The billionaire. 1.00
00:21:06 That's a connected ass nigga. 1.00
00:21:07 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:08 I don't see Nick Flittes have connections like that.
00:21:10 In a new way.
00:21:11 In a new way.
00:21:12 Nick Flittes doesn't have connections like that.
00:21:13 Yeah.
00:21:14 Yeah.
00:21:15 Why?
00:21:16 Yeah.
00:21:17 It's so true. 0.84
00:21:18 Why doesn't Nick have?
00:21:19 It's so interesting. 0.74
00:21:20 It's almost like Nick is a true racist and you're just pretending to be cool. 0.93
00:21:22 Yeah. 0.97
00:21:23 Okay.
00:21:24 Are you smiling?
00:21:25 Wait, wait, wait.
00:21:26 He called you out there.
00:21:27 He called you out there.
00:21:28 He called you out there.
00:21:29 He called you out there.
00:21:30 He called me out for not being racist?
00:21:32 He called me out for not being racist?
00:21:33 He called me out for not being racist?
00:21:34 He called me out for not being racist?
00:21:35 He called me out for not being racist?
00:21:36 He called me out for not being racist? 0.94
00:21:37 It's just that you're like a try, try hard racist. 1.00
00:21:40 You try to say, at least, at least Nick believes the shit that he says. 1.00
00:21:44 You don't believe that shit. 1.00
00:21:45 Bro, shut the- 1.00
00:21:46 Who would I be racist towards?
00:21:47 Explain to me who I would be racist towards. 0.99
00:21:49 Yo, you're over here saying W.Hitler and shit. 0.98
00:21:52 Like, bro, you're not about that life, Nick, bro. 0.99
00:21:54 Yo, he's saying you're grifting racism. 1.00
00:21:56 What the fuck, man? 1.00
00:21:58 Jania, you switched that. 1.00
00:22:00 You called me the snake. 0.98
00:22:01 Look at you siding with a Nazi right now. 0.72
00:22:04 When I brought up Hitler in the E-Day, you're like, oh, chill, bro. 0.92
00:22:09 I'm still on YouTube.
00:22:10 And then he says I'm a grifter racist, and you're like, he's got a point. 0.94
00:22:13 Yeah, no.
00:22:15 You do what I did.
00:22:17 I went on a lie detector test, and it asked me-
00:22:20 I went on a lie detector test.
00:22:22 It asked me, do you hate this group of people?
00:22:24 What about this?
00:22:25 And it scored me perfect 0% racist, which is kind of boring.
00:22:30 I want to see what you get, Sneeko.
00:22:31 Get a lie detector test on stream done.
00:22:34 Okay, sure.
00:22:35 I'll do it.
00:22:36 Why don't you look up a racist test?
00:22:39 I did.
00:22:40 I was about to react to a video afterwards called How Racist Are You?
00:22:43 Oh, there's a video called How Racist Are You?
00:22:45 Wait, Junior, why are you on Rumble? 1.00
00:22:47 Aren't you a big YouTuber of shit? 0.99
00:22:49 I mean, bro, I like being on Rumble. 1.00
00:22:51 I can say shit, and then they're good people over here, man. 0.97
00:22:54 What's the contract? 1.00
00:22:56 What did they offer you?
00:22:57 What did they offer you?
00:22:59 Why are you smiling like that?
00:23:00 Yo, you got a bag, bro.
00:23:02 You really-
00:23:03 You didn't even know what Rumble is.
00:23:04 They just threw money at you.
00:23:05 You're like, okay.
00:23:07 I knew-
00:23:08 I knew-
00:23:09 I knew of Rumble.
00:23:10 Well, he's banned on Twitch.
00:23:11 Bro, everybody's coming up with-
00:23:12 Hey, everybody's coming up with a Rumble now.
00:23:13 Everybody.
00:23:14 Zerka went to the dark side. 0.96
00:23:15 He went to the gambling site.
00:23:17 Yeah, the money's better here. 1.00
00:23:18 Oh, damn. 1.00
00:23:19 Don't- 1.00
00:23:20 The money's better here, Gideon.
00:23:22 The money's better here.
00:23:23 You know the money's better.
00:23:24 Wait, wait, wait.
00:23:25 You over here making fun-
00:23:26 You over here making fun of Mike and them, but you sold your soul to the gambling website.
00:23:30 Whoa! 0.71
00:23:31 Oh my God.
00:23:32 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:34 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:35 Pretty sin.
00:23:36 Pretty sinness of you. 0.58
00:23:37 Who better steak?
00:23:38 Listen, I'm gonna be honest, okay?
00:23:43 It was nine times the author of Rumble.
00:23:46 That's like a lot of money.
00:23:49 So what-
00:23:50 What the-
00:23:51 And you're a grifter talking about all this- 0.88
00:23:53 What the- 0.95
00:23:54 What the-
00:23:55 What the-
00:23:56 What the-
00:23:57 What the-
00:23:58 What the-
00:23:59 What the-
00:24:00 What the-
00:24:01 What the-
00:24:02 What the-
00:24:03 What the-
00:24:04 What the-
00:24:05 What the-
00:24:06 What the-
00:24:07 What the-
00:24:08 What the-
00:24:09 Okay.
00:24:10 Don't say the dot com, but what's the name of the website?
00:24:12 Don't say the dot com.
00:24:13 Don't say dot com.
00:24:14 Oh, it's the one Drake uses.
00:24:15 Can I say it?
00:24:16 Oh, so you-
00:24:17 You-
00:24:18 You did the-
00:24:19 The bake.
00:24:20 Bake.
00:24:21 Oh, you're gonna say he's Satan- 0.99
00:24:22 Satanic.
00:24:23 No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:24 For Drake.
00:24:25 No, I'm just saying you sold yourself to bake.
00:24:27 Well, I mean-
00:24:29 It was just a job opportunity, guys.
00:24:31 You're such a- 1.00
00:24:32 You're such a fraud. 1.00
00:24:33 You're such a fucking fraud. 1.00
00:24:35 I tweeted a picture with Trump yesterday. 1.00
00:24:36 He said,
00:24:37 Sneeko's real god is money.
00:24:38 And look at you,
00:24:39 leaving all the Freemastery behind and picking the gambling site.
00:24:43 Sneeko, Sneeko, Sneeko. 1.00
00:24:44 You fucking- 1.00
00:24:45 Fucking snake. 1.00
00:24:46 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 1.00
00:24:47 Gideon never talks about how conservative he really is.
00:24:50 The guy I asked all the girls who's met him in LA, 1.00
00:24:53 they all said he doesn't fuck bitches. 1.00
00:24:55 Zero degeneracy. 1.00
00:24:56 You-
00:24:57 When I asked about you, they said he's busy right now having a threesome.
00:25:00 You don't live.
00:25:01 Gideon's the true spiritual warrior.
00:25:03 Gideon tweeted a picture of a nut on-
00:25:06 He tweeted a picture of a girl in London like two days ago.
00:25:10 Whoa.
00:25:13 What do you mean chill?
00:25:14 What do you mean chill?
00:25:16 Bro, I'm not even leaking nothing. 0.99
00:25:19 I'm not leaking shit. 0.99
00:25:20 You tweeted a picture of a girl to your age the other day. 0.99
00:25:24 That's not new information.
00:25:27 Did you not put a voice though of you on the bed to your age?
00:25:36 What do you even-
00:25:37 Bro, why are you being fake mad right now?
00:25:39 Why are you being fake mad right now?
00:25:48 Why are you being fake mad right now?
00:25:54 You tweeted that!
00:25:55 Don't even- 0.99
00:25:56 Don't even try to do that thing where you send it to drama alert or some shit. 0.92
00:25:58 I didn't leak anything. 0.86
00:25:59 If I leak something, chat, say what I leaked.
00:26:01 What-
00:26:02 What new information did you hear?
00:26:03 What new information did you hear?
00:26:12 Oh, yo, yo, King starts retweeted it. 1.00
00:26:15 Fuck. 1.00
00:26:20 Nothing. 1.00
00:26:21 Nothing.
00:26:22 Nothing.
00:26:23 Nothing got exposed.
00:26:28 Get a girlfriend, but what are you doing?
00:26:30 What are you saying? 0.95
00:26:31 I want to see you get a girlfriend so you can do girlfriend content and raw dogger. 1.00
00:26:36 Bro, I'm not gonna lie, man. 0.86
00:26:37 I would love to have a girlfriend.
00:26:40 Are you not trying at all?
00:26:41 You're not networking? 1.00
00:26:44 What the fuck? 1.00
00:26:45 How do you network to find a girlfriend? 1.00
00:26:47 You net-
00:26:48 What do you mean?
00:26:49 You gotta text Ken for one of them to be right.
00:26:51 You gotta text a lot.
00:26:53 That's not networking.
00:26:54 Networking is like you're trying to build your brand.
00:26:57 I mean, think about it. 1.00
00:26:58 What's more important than brand is like you gotta have a wife in life or else you're stuck being sneak or just fucking whores. 1.00
00:27:06 Do you wanna just fuck whores? 1.00
00:27:08 You just offered pimping out the girls in your apartment to Judeon five minutes ago. 1.00
00:27:13 You're like-
00:27:14 They're not human, though.
00:27:15 They're not human. 0.99
00:27:16 Who gives a fuck about them? 1.00
00:27:17 Wait, what? 0.99
00:27:18 Bro, wait, wait, wait.
00:27:19 My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:27:20 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:27:21 My brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother.
00:27:23 We're both Christians here, man.
00:27:25 We gotta respect women. 1.00
00:27:26 You feel me?
00:27:27 But there's a verse where Jesus compares a woman to a dog.
00:27:30 Because check this out.
00:27:32 Women follow men. 1.00
00:27:34 So they have to understand what we're saying.
00:27:38 You know what I mean?
00:27:39 I'm kidding.
00:27:40 I'm kidding.
00:27:41 Women have great souls. 1.00
00:27:42 Hey, let's have a cigarette together, Judeon.
00:27:44 Go grab one.
00:27:46 Why are you looking at me crazy, bro?
00:27:48 You're on Rumble.
00:27:49 You can say anything, bro.
00:27:50 Say it.
00:27:51 Say it.
00:27:52 You guys are some politically correct people, bro.
00:27:55 Speaking of politically correct, I saw you simping for a girl on Twitter, like Isabella O'Reilly. 1.00
00:27:59 You said, oh, you're the only high-value woman, married, pregnant woman. 0.95
00:28:04 One in the chat, if you know what I'm saying.
00:28:07 I can't see chat, but one in the chat, if you know what I'm saying. 0.95
00:28:09 I only ever simp to manipulate them to have sexual intercourse. 0.80
00:28:12 Like, it's not real. 0.98
00:28:13 She's married and she's pregnant. 1.00
00:28:15 Hey, that's a threesome. 1.00
00:28:18 Yo, check this out, though.
00:28:19 Yo, Gideon.
00:28:20 You know what Sneeko said?
00:28:22 He enjoys going on dates with girls. 0.97
00:28:24 Like, you know how men just date for sex? 1.00
00:28:26 He says he actually likes listening to the bitch talk about her chihuahua and shit. 1.00
00:28:30 Like, fucking going to dinner and, ooh, did you order the ravioli? 1.00
00:28:33 He enjoys the process like he's a woman. 1.00
00:28:36 I don't enjoy the dating.
00:28:38 I enjoy the experience and getting better at talking to girls.
00:28:41 I like being able to go.
00:28:43 It's like ping pong.
00:28:44 Bro.
00:28:45 It's like debates.
00:28:46 Like, the same thing, the reason you like panels, it strengthens your skills.
00:28:49 And then I go on an e-date that Gideon sets up and I'm better at navigating.
00:28:51 That's the problem, bro.
00:28:53 You see it as like the Olympics, bro. 1.00
00:28:56 Talking to a woman is like talking to a fucking night pod, bro. 1.00
00:28:59 It's the fucking easiest thing in the world. 1.00
00:29:01 I went up. 0.98
00:29:02 My first thousand dollars I made streaming, they said, can you pick up a girl in eight seconds?
00:29:06 I went to her outside the bar and I said, I love your toes. 0.98
00:29:09 You have the toes of a pedophile. 1.00
00:29:11 This bitch laughed for nine minutes and then tried to suck my dick. 1.00
00:29:16 That's what women are, bro. 1.00
00:29:18 That's how simple it is.
00:29:23 I knew you were going to like it, right?
00:29:24 I knew you were going to like it, right?
00:29:25 Hey, Gideon.
00:29:26 Am I hurting the sponsors?
00:29:27 Gideon, tell me if I'm hurting the sponsors.
00:29:28 Tell me if I'm hurting the sponsors.
00:29:29 Gideon, tell me if I'm hurting the sponsors.
00:29:30 If your panel's ever mid, Gideon, if your screen's ever boring, just add them to the call and then it's just like free content for like 45 minutes straight.
00:29:46 Bro, Snicko, first I'm chilling talking to you, you add Nick Flintez.
00:29:51 You added a race realist?
00:29:54 Hey, you add Zerka, like you just add interesting people.
00:29:59 I spice it up, man. 0.98
00:30:00 We were talking on mean pages and shit. 0.99
00:30:03 Gideon, I'm an Albanian Muslim, so I can say it. 0.99
00:30:05 You're good.
00:30:06 I just recently converted to Christ, so.
00:30:11 Weren't you a Muslim in 2019, Zerka? 0.53
00:30:14 Well, not like I've no one in my family is a bunch of atheists, but because I came as a refugee from the war, they kept saying in school, what are you?
00:30:23 You have to write down that you're from a Muslim country.
00:30:25 And I'm like, bro, nobody practices it.
00:30:27 Like, we're not really religious.
00:30:28 And they're like, no, you have to write it on the check box.
00:30:31 And I'm like, okay, I guess I'm a Muslim. 1.00
00:30:33 And I jacked that shit for a long time. 1.00
00:30:35 And then, you know, depression came and all the horrible stuff in my life. 1.00
00:30:38 And I said, my twin brother, he's got a master's degree as a therapist.
00:30:42 He said, you know what's interesting about spirituality?
00:30:44 And he's not spiritual.
00:30:45 He said, even in Alcoholics Anonymous, the first step is not scientific.
00:30:49 It's that you need to believe in a higher power.
00:30:51 You need to, you know, accept God.
00:30:53 Dude, Alcoholics Anonymous doesn't have an answer for you.
00:30:56 Their first answer is go to God. 1.00
00:30:58 So I was like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:30:59 Then I looked in research with schizophrenics, how they do way better when they become spiritual. 1.00
00:31:05 Now I started looking at prisoners and how they reformed because I used to be like a criminal shit. 1.00
00:31:09 And then I was like, damn, these books are fucking powerful. 0.99
00:31:12 Tried it when I tried my first prayer on New Year's. 0.99
00:31:15 And then I said, I want to be just my family healthy.
00:31:18 And I want to go viral on YouTube because I'm tired of being a bouncer, getting punched in the face for five years straight and knives to me.
00:31:24 And then that prayer, literally some dude comes into Omigo and says, you got to come on the show.
00:31:29 And then I'm like, I'm about to become famous.
00:31:31 I can feel the spirit of God coming in there.
00:31:33 Half a million views overnight my first day.
00:31:36 And I said, bro, one prayer work.
00:31:38 I've been too afraid to ask for anything else.
00:31:40 I just say, thank you, gratitude, grace, eat my food and just do the work.
00:31:45 And then I swear you're a guardian angel, Sneeko.
00:31:47 I know you're a Muslim, but you understand my jihad. 1.00
00:31:52 Like you've gotten me more collaborations than anyone.
00:31:56 Like, honestly, Sneeko at the top, I'm going to remember you.
00:32:00 Do you know that Jesus prayed like a Muslim did? 1.00
00:32:03 Do you see that verse in the Bible?
00:32:04 I sent it to you.
00:32:05 I don't know if you read it, where Jesus would pray on his knees and put his head to the floor.
00:32:09 There's also a verse in the Bible that says whoever prays like that is praying to you.
00:32:13 I'll send it to you.
00:32:14 But I don't want to get in the debate right here because there's Muslims in chat having fun. 1.00
00:32:18 I don't want to ruin anyone's mood today because I'm going to be honest.
00:32:21 We can do debates and, you know, stimulate our minds.
00:32:24 Because what depression is, it's self-aggression, hatred towards yourself.
00:32:29 And you have to be stimulated, not passive.
00:32:31 You have to be engaged and debating in your solar consciousness, right?
00:32:35 And really, there's a time and place for debates.
00:32:37 But if it's Gideon, Sneeko, and Zerka, it should be positivity and laughs.
00:32:41 One in the chat if we should be team positive.
00:32:43 If it's us three, it can't be no Fuentes energy and it can't be war.
00:32:47 It's got to be all love, BBC, and Sneeko. 1.00
00:32:50 Remember, you showed so much love that you let a big black guy fuck a girl in front of you. 1.00
00:32:55 Bro, oh my God, bro. 1.00
00:32:56 That's love, man.
00:32:57 Oh my God, bro.
00:32:58 Yo, Gideon, stop looking, bro.
00:33:00 How many guys...
00:33:01 Hey, what color was he? 1.00
00:33:03 The guy that fucked your girl? 1.00
00:33:04 He was a white guy. 1.00
00:33:05 He was a white guy.
00:33:06 It was a destiny.
00:33:07 He was like a purple-haired destiny type dude.
00:33:08 You know what's so funny, Sneeko? 1.00
00:33:10 You let a destiny fuck your girl in front of you? 1.00
00:33:12 Bro, I was swapping with the couple. 1.00
00:33:15 It was a swinger party. 1.00
00:33:16 I was doing a couple swap. 1.00
00:33:18 You fucking bums. 1.00
00:33:19 It was a couple swap. 1.00
00:33:21 Fuck. 1.00
00:33:22 Is there anything else that people want to talk about besides that? 1.00
00:33:24 Wait, wait.
00:33:25 If it was a couple swap, why did you watch your girl?
00:33:27 Why weren't you with the other?
00:33:28 Because the girl that wasn't attractive and I didn't like her. 0.58
00:33:30 She looked like Lizzo.
00:33:31 It wasn't for me. 0.99
00:33:32 So I was there and I was like, fuck, I don't want to do this. 0.96
00:33:35 So why'd you do that trade deal? 0.99
00:33:37 It was the worst trade deal of all time.
00:33:41 Of all trade deals, it was the worst trade deal.
00:33:43 You said five seconds ago it should be about love.
00:33:45 Why do you need to bring up the traumatizing past? 1.00
00:33:47 Fuck you, bro. 1.00
00:33:49 No, but yo, Jideo, could you imagine you have a babe as a girlfriend? 1.00
00:33:53 Shut the fuck up, bro. 1.00
00:33:54 Talk about something else, man. 1.00
00:33:56 Anything else.
00:33:57 You were about to say guardian angel five seconds ago.
00:34:00 I'm not going to lie, though.
00:34:02 Sneeko is the only human on earth that, you know, that is a traumatic event for most people.
00:34:07 But the fact that you turned it into a meme with millions of people memeing it, you're either going to have a mental breakdown or become indestructible.
00:34:15 One of the two is going to happen, bro.
00:34:18 You know what I said?
00:34:19 Sneeko is the perfect punching bag. 1.00
00:34:22 And it's because he's never going to-
00:34:24 You're not helping, Jideo, and you're not helping right now.
00:34:27 No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:28 But listen, listen, listen.
00:34:29 He's never going to- 0.76
00:34:30 He's going to kill himself.
00:34:31 No, no, no. 1.00
00:34:32 Shut the fuck up, man. 1.00
00:34:34 What? 1.00
00:34:35 He's not like that punching bag from Avengers when fucking Captain America is punching it and it's flying. 0.99
00:34:39 He's not going to go flying in the wind. 0.99
00:34:41 He's not going to kill himself.
00:34:43 Sneeko, he's battle tested.
00:34:45 He's going to stay there.
00:34:46 He's going to take the punches.
00:34:48 No, but yo, I have buddies who think that that thing's just a made up room.
00:34:52 Like, he just made it up.
00:34:53 It's made up.
00:34:54 I just made it up as a joke, actually.
00:34:55 Because Sneeko's handling it so well. 1.00
00:34:57 Bro, I would have never done that shit. 0.99
00:34:58 Like, let's be honest, brother. 0.99
00:34:59 It was all a joke.
00:35:00 Like, I just saw something.
00:35:01 I saw Patrice O'Neal talk about it and how it made him, like, better his relationship.
00:35:04 And I just, like, repeated what he said.
00:35:06 The story doesn't even make sense anymore now that you're saying you gave up a hot girl for an ugly one.
00:35:12 That doesn't make any sense. 0.97
00:35:13 Unless you're horny. 0.95
00:35:15 Because I'm lying. 0.96
00:35:16 Because I'm lying.
00:35:17 Duh.
00:35:18 Or she was a little cute, but you looked over and your girl's like,
00:35:22 And the guy's like, yeah.
00:35:24 He's, like, turning black. 0.96
00:35:25 He's going from white to black. 1.00
00:35:27 What the fuck is your girl, Pete? 1.00
00:35:32 Okay, bro. 1.00
00:35:33 Alright, bro. 1.00
00:35:34 The dick is getting bigger. 1.00
00:35:36 Okay! 1.00
00:35:37 Okay!
00:35:38 Okay!
00:35:41 Sneeko's heart grew.
00:35:42 It shrunk three sizes that day.
00:35:50 That's it.
00:35:51 That's it.
00:35:52 This is your job?
00:35:53 Cheers.
00:35:54 Thank you.
00:35:55 How about Bill Ladiesipples? 0.91
00:35:56 All the way to Santa تلاوتskins?
00:35:57 You know, that's like john,eller, Patrick!
00:35:58 I know you don't have to have all of these hipers. 1.00
00:35:59 Yeah, I know you don't have to stick through things.
00:36:00 You need to be.
00:36:01 Everyone needs to run me.
00:36:02 I think you're tight.
00:36:03 You find grouper.
00:36:04 You need to run me.
00:36:05 You pick up on a family, Chris.