SNEAKO - May 23, 2023
SNEAKO Introduces JiDion To Zherka
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about nick's racist rant, Zirka, and more. Also, we have a special guest on the show, Judeon! Thank you so much for listening to this episode and stay tuned for the next one!
Transcript
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it's so interesting it's almost like nick is a true racist and you're just pretending to be cool
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yeah okay are you smiling but you you wait wait hey he called you out there
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he called you out there he called you out for not being racist
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you're not as racist as a rat it's just that you're like a try try hard racist you try to say
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at least at least nick believes the shit that he says you don't believe that
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bro shut the who would that be racist towards explain to me who i would be racist towards
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bro you over here saying w hitler and shit like bro you're not about that life no he's saying you're
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gripping racism what the fuck man you call me the snake look at you siding with the nazi right now
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i brought him hitler in the e-day and you're like oh chill bro the dub still on youtube and then he says i'm a
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gripped a racist and you're like he's got a point oh wait have you heard of zirka before people
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people in the chat want me to add him to the call that he wants to talk to you zirka yeah i haven't
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he's a christian he he's funny he's funny hold on well it's it's it's gonna be funny it's gonna be
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funny okay chat i'll add him if you really want does he actually want to call
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why you why are you lying to me chat why are you lying to me he's saying he
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yo i think chat i think my chat was trolling me they're saying that he wanted to yeah i fell for
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so who is he uh he's a streamer um just he really funny on panels
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is he that white guy that you and aiden been having a lot yeah yeah yeah i haven't watched the
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clips but like i just been seeing him i don't know oh there he is what's up bro yo what's up
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how you doing zirka you just woke up uh no no i just got out of the shower let me put some put a
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shirt on jideon you remember meeting me in person huh oh let me see what the fuck bro how does this
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keep happening to you bro i know right i it's like i meet all you guys you're too forgettable
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wait wait wait i'm a face guy i'm a face guy you also fucked one of my bitches wait what
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wait wait wait wait wait wait i i i come on man let's let's let's let's let's let's keep that on the
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low let's keep that on the low you're a bad question you don't want the name out
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let's keep let's keep that on the low let's keep that on the low okay okay but she hot as fuck and you
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raw dog and shit on that bitch i thought she was joking i'm like she didn't know famous people
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and then i find out it's you what oh wait wait hold on hold on i'll get wait are you are you
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streaming zirka uh i'm not no i don't stream when you guys call because i don't want to like
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totally steal the viewers right here hold up mute your desktop audio sneaker i promise me you'll mute
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your desktop mute your desktop audio did you did you mute it no no you don't have to mute we can talk
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about it later bro wait mute it mute it so they can't hear yeah yeah no i'm actually really
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curious hold up yeah yeah i just muted mine okay it's muted yeah i'm muted
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Yeah, I'm a meeting I'm a meeting can I go back now? We got a fucking bitch for you. Hey
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Deal or no deal? Thirty-eight pesos. That's it.
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We're here, right? I'm back. I'm unmuted. Can you guys stop talking about Haram?
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Oh, sorry. We're doing POV. Wait, so Judeon leaked. I'm good. I didn't. I didn't. Okay. Okay.
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That's her. That's your girl. You fucking heard it through my headphones.
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She's coming over to your house. How many subscribers are you at?
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What do you mean? Judeon, you're going to host us. We're going to send you her.
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Yeah, give me a kickcoach. I don't know how that works.
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Yeah, I don't know how, but find out how the fumble kickcoach works.
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Look, look. Skin is soft. And Judeon, she's not trans like your last one.
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, what the fuck? It's a joke. You guys are sensitive, bro. I hate you.
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What a nigga joke, bro. What the fuck? You guys are crazy, bro.
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Yo, how are you not going to check in for that?
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Yo, Judeon. Yo, Judeon, be honest. Is Sneeko the whitest black on earth? Like, he's not a part of our pact.
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Bro, I do not consider it a Sneeko. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're black?
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Well, because I'm from the community, I'm a five-year nightclub bouncer, just hip-hop clubs. I only have black friends.
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You've been tweeting all day long about how good it is to be white.
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Basically, I grew up black. Sneeko, he's a little white nerd.
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Sneeko's a little white nerd. When I go on NoJumper, I get 99% approval rating in the comment section.
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Most popular motherfucker. Sneeko goes on the fucking black community and they say,
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Who the fuck is this Buddhist? I fucking hate this guy.
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Yo, Sneeko, you're a white boy. You don't belong with-
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I'm Tyrone Jackson, nigga. I'm Tyrone Jackson. I'm a big black cock. That's who I am.
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Sneeko, you're a little white boy, and we expel you from-
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You're not invited to the school talk. You're not-
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And Sneeko, you're always on time. Every time I invite you, you're on time.
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I'm always late. I'm the nigga, bro. Let's fucking go.
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You have so much free time. Every time I call you, you're online.
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You have never said no to a panel. Do you do anything else with your life?
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No, I wait for you guys to call me so I can show the world that I'm funnier than you guys.
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Are you? You got absolutely destroyed by Sheikh Uthman, and now you're tweeting about Freemasonry and Flat Earth again.
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You got destroyed in that Muslim debate. Admit it.
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Bro, the guy actually tried to leave the call. He got destroyed.
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No, he said, I'm done. Have a nice day. That's why I left.
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And yo, Gideon, Jesus is king. You're a Christian, aren't you?
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Sure. Muscles, we respect Jesus, peace be upon him, but you need to go and post the debate.
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Wait, what do you think? I'm not going to post it, you little-
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There's this video of Jake Paul. You know that homosexual?
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Yo, he's channeling demons in a basement in the underworld, and he said there's demons controlling my career.
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But Sneakle watched the video, and to be a little cloud-chasing little fuck, he didn't call him out.
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I didn't see the video. I did see it since then. I saw you tweet it.
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You know Logan's boyfriend, Mike Malak? When I called him out, Sneakle right back me up.
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I didn't see the video. I've seen the video now.
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Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
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Zerka, Zerka, one thing I will say is Sneakle does switch up on Christian.
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Do you know what he just came out and said on the live stream?
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He said he doesn't believe in the trilogy anymore.
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What the fuck do you think this is? The Dark Knight trilogy?
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He said he doesn't believe in the Trinity anymore.
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So maybe you're saying I'm snaking him, but now he's becoming a Muslim.
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From the same guy that destroyed you in the Bay Zerka.
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There's a lot of Christians that don't believe in the Trinity.
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When, no, no, no, no, Sneakle, Sneakle, just fucking, just squeeze your pussy tight.
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When my boy Gideon critiqued you once on Twitter, and it was a fair critique that all your friends agree with,
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On Twitter, you retweeted Gideon and said, go do anything for clouds.
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So for those that don't know, this man Sneakle, he, he tweeted out, he said,
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Then he said, I went to a church on Easter Sunday.
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After we left, Sneakle was like, you know what?
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We go back to his apartment, but he comes back 20 minutes later.
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He was like, yeah, it was over when I got there.
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Easter Sunday, the church should be bumping all day long.
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And when I tweeted that, I did, I did forget that.
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Zerka just said I'm never late, so I'm not on black people time.
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That was a really quiet church for where we were.
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Honestly, you'd be switching up on homies, bro.
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And all I've done is give you so much content in the past two weeks.
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I've waited one week for you to call out Jake Paul for using demons.
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I've never switched up on you, Zerka, before I saw that.
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If you watch the video, it's going to ruin your relationship with the Paul brother.
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My relationship's already ruined, so I don't give a fuck.
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Yo, didn't they fucking put you at the backseat of the bus, those racists?
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Logan, you little fucking cheese string head ass, fucking no hairline, bitch.
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You ever do that to my nigga, put him in the back of the bus,
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You're a fucking cuck ass bitch wearing a dress.
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You ever talk to my fucking black community like that again?
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You put him in the backseat, you fucking snake.
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Logan fucking told Gideon to go sit somewhere else,
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Bro, Logan's hairline is literally at the fucking, at its last fucking breath.
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Literally, the hair follicles, they start on top.
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I get sweaty when I do a bunch of blow to talk to my favorite YouTubers.
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If you have a better hairline than Logan Paul, take off your hat right now.
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Yo, Gideon, I'm not sucking up because I can knock you the fuck out.
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And my girlfriend had left and it was just you.
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And I was streaming and I hit the camera because you're bad.
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And you were looking for people to be on your YouTube or stream.
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I should have just been like, yo, fuck these little kids.
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But I fucked up because I was like, I didn't want to be a leech.
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But then I just immediately left because I was star struck by your BBC, bro.
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But that fucking festival, the medieval festival, will forever be in my top three favorite YouTube
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Where you went to the fucking medieval festival and you fucked with those white fishes.
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The video is the one where he's sucking the skin off Andrew Tate's cock.
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Bro, why are you wasting your life in Houston, bro?
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Either get married or come play with our whores.
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Why are you sitting there with millions of dollars and you have some fucking plastic chairs
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Yo, I know a million bitches, but check this out.
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You want a fat bowling ball with two shoes at the bottom smiling at you every morning?
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You want a bitch who fucking says ow when she's eating because she bit her finger?
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10 million followers and you guys get as ugly girls as fucking Logan Paul.
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Meanwhile, when I was homeless, I was fucking models.
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You YouTubers are fucking wasting your life, bro.
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You got that many followers, you're not fucking...
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You see how you keep coming on panels and calling other people influencers and other people YouTubers when you are the influencer, you're the YouTuber?
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You try to be like, oh, I'm the cokehead and I come on my phone and I'm not an influencer.
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This is me pitching myself because next time GDM wants to hit 10 million fucking YouTube video, he's gonna be like, let's bring that fucking retard Zerka.
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Yo, what in the chat if Gideon should do a fucking YouTube video with me getting him bitches at the mall?
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I feel like we can do content that doesn't involve...
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I think we can do content that doesn't involve women.
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Honestly, it's usually debates and stuff like that, but my favorite is...
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I love to be around, like, I'm usually with Aiden Ross, and we just fucking kick it on Discord, but I'm thinking in person would be better, wouldn't it?
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I go to Miami tomorrow for Fresh Fit Podcast, then I come back for No Jumper.
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Well, we're about to drop a new main channel video tomorrow if YouTube reviews it and it
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We caught two predators, so we got that coming out on YouTube and then we have-
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I'm saying I love to fight people who touch little girls.
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Yeah, Sneakio just added you, so this is my first time meeting you, bro.
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No, Sneakio, honestly, honestly, my Discord keeps saying, as much as we don't like Sneakio
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because you're mad at him, he's doing your career for you.
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And all you do is talk shit about me on Twitter all day long.
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I used to do 20-hour streams that 1,000 viewers make money.
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But this is proof that you just need one friend who's in the industry.
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Like, Sneakio literally did 80% of my career for me.
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You want to be as martyred and as canceled as I am so bad?
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Like, literally, this guy can't go outside without being recognized.
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It's about, you're calling me an industry person.
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Face value-wise, I think Sneakio's bigger than me.
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we're taking about the same amount of pictures.
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You keep saying that I'm an industry person that I'm accepted by everybody
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just because I didn't yell at Mike for being a Satanist
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I was the first person to come on Rumble after Tate.
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Nobody knew that it was really possible to have a career
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Gino, for example, came to my apartment after I was banned.
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Not a lot of people have been able to get banned
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Rumble, which is a multi-billion dollar company.
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I don't see Nick Flittes have connections like that.
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Nick Flittes doesn't have connections like that.
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It's almost like Nick is a true racist and you're just pretending to be cool.
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It's just that you're like a try, try hard racist.
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You try to say, at least, at least Nick believes the shit that he says.
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Like, bro, you're not about that life, Nick, bro.
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When I brought up Hitler in the E-Day, you're like, oh, chill, bro.
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And then he says I'm a grifter racist, and you're like, he's got a point.
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I went on a lie detector test, and it asked me-
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And it scored me perfect 0% racist, which is kind of boring.
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I was about to react to a video afterwards called How Racist Are You?
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I can say shit, and then they're good people over here, man.
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You over here making fun of Mike and them, but you sold your soul to the gambling website.
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Don't say the dot com, but what's the name of the website?
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leaving all the Freemastery behind and picking the gambling site.
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Gideon never talks about how conservative he really is.
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The guy I asked all the girls who's met him in LA,
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When I asked about you, they said he's busy right now having a threesome.
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He tweeted a picture of a girl in London like two days ago.
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You tweeted a picture of a girl to your age the other day.
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Did you not put a voice though of you on the bed to your age?
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Don't even try to do that thing where you send it to drama alert or some shit.
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I want to see you get a girlfriend so you can do girlfriend content and raw dogger.
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You gotta text Ken for one of them to be right.
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Networking is like you're trying to build your brand.
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What's more important than brand is like you gotta have a wife in life or else you're stuck being sneak or just fucking whores.
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You just offered pimping out the girls in your apartment to Judeon five minutes ago.
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My brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother.
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But there's a verse where Jesus compares a woman to a dog.
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You guys are some politically correct people, bro.
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Speaking of politically correct, I saw you simping for a girl on Twitter, like Isabella O'Reilly.
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You said, oh, you're the only high-value woman, married, pregnant woman.
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I can't see chat, but one in the chat, if you know what I'm saying.
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I only ever simp to manipulate them to have sexual intercourse.
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He says he actually likes listening to the bitch talk about her chihuahua and shit.
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Like, fucking going to dinner and, ooh, did you order the ravioli?
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I enjoy the experience and getting better at talking to girls.
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Like, the same thing, the reason you like panels, it strengthens your skills.
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And then I go on an e-date that Gideon sets up and I'm better at navigating.
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Talking to a woman is like talking to a fucking night pod, bro.
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My first thousand dollars I made streaming, they said, can you pick up a girl in eight seconds?
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I went to her outside the bar and I said, I love your toes.
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This bitch laughed for nine minutes and then tried to suck my dick.
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If your panel's ever mid, Gideon, if your screen's ever boring, just add them to the call and then it's just like free content for like 45 minutes straight.
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Bro, Snicko, first I'm chilling talking to you, you add Nick Flintez.
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Hey, you add Zerka, like you just add interesting people.
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Gideon, I'm an Albanian Muslim, so I can say it.
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Well, not like I've no one in my family is a bunch of atheists, but because I came as a refugee from the war, they kept saying in school, what are you?
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You have to write down that you're from a Muslim country.
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And they're like, no, you have to write it on the check box.
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And then, you know, depression came and all the horrible stuff in my life.
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And I said, my twin brother, he's got a master's degree as a therapist.
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He said, you know what's interesting about spirituality?
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He said, even in Alcoholics Anonymous, the first step is not scientific.
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It's that you need to believe in a higher power.
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Dude, Alcoholics Anonymous doesn't have an answer for you.
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Then I looked in research with schizophrenics, how they do way better when they become spiritual.
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Now I started looking at prisoners and how they reformed because I used to be like a criminal shit.
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And then I was like, damn, these books are fucking powerful.
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Tried it when I tried my first prayer on New Year's.
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And then I said, I want to be just my family healthy.
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And I want to go viral on YouTube because I'm tired of being a bouncer, getting punched in the face for five years straight and knives to me.
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And then that prayer, literally some dude comes into Omigo and says, you got to come on the show.
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I just say, thank you, gratitude, grace, eat my food and just do the work.
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And then I swear you're a guardian angel, Sneeko.
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I know you're a Muslim, but you understand my jihad.
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Like you've gotten me more collaborations than anyone.
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Like, honestly, Sneeko at the top, I'm going to remember you.
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Do you know that Jesus prayed like a Muslim did?
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I don't know if you read it, where Jesus would pray on his knees and put his head to the floor.
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There's also a verse in the Bible that says whoever prays like that is praying to you.
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But I don't want to get in the debate right here because there's Muslims in chat having fun.
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I don't want to ruin anyone's mood today because I'm going to be honest.
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We can do debates and, you know, stimulate our minds.
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Because what depression is, it's self-aggression, hatred towards yourself.
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You have to be engaged and debating in your solar consciousness, right?
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And really, there's a time and place for debates.
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But if it's Gideon, Sneeko, and Zerka, it should be positivity and laughs.
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If it's us three, it can't be no Fuentes energy and it can't be war.
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Remember, you showed so much love that you let a big black guy fuck a girl in front of you.
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You let a destiny fuck your girl in front of you?
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Is there anything else that people want to talk about besides that?
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If it was a couple swap, why did you watch your girl?
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Because the girl that wasn't attractive and I didn't like her.
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So I was there and I was like, fuck, I don't want to do this.
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Of all trade deals, it was the worst trade deal.
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You said five seconds ago it should be about love.
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Why do you need to bring up the traumatizing past?
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No, but yo, Jideo, could you imagine you have a babe as a girlfriend?
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You were about to say guardian angel five seconds ago.
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Sneeko is the only human on earth that, you know, that is a traumatic event for most people.
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But the fact that you turned it into a meme with millions of people memeing it, you're either going to have a mental breakdown or become indestructible.
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You're not helping, Jideo, and you're not helping right now.
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He's not like that punching bag from Avengers when fucking Captain America is punching it and it's flying.
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No, but yo, I have buddies who think that that thing's just a made up room.
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I saw Patrice O'Neal talk about it and how it made him, like, better his relationship.
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The story doesn't even make sense anymore now that you're saying you gave up a hot girl for an ugly one.
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Or she was a little cute, but you looked over and your girl's like,
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I know you don't have to have all of these hipers.
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Yeah, I know you don't have to stick through things.