SNEAKO - October 05, 2023


SNEAKO Makes Neon Third Wheel On Dinner Date w⧸Girlfriend...


Episode Stats


Length

38 minutes

Words per minute

171.032

Word count

6,580

Sentence count

1,084

Harmful content

Misogyny

49

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Toxicity

254

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Hate speech

46

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Summary

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In this episode of Offstream, the crew visits a local fast food joint and order some food from a homeless man. Things get rowdy and the food is good, but it's not what you expect. Also, we talk about 9/11 and how it changed the way we look at the world.

Transcript

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Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Quarantining?
00:00:02.000 I don't know.
00:00:04.000 Hello sir, how you doing?
00:00:08.000 Can we sit outside?
00:00:12.000 Let's go.
00:00:14.000 Outside, right?
00:00:16.000 I got it.
00:00:20.000 I got it.
00:00:22.000 How's the connection here?
00:00:24.000 It's good.
00:00:26.000 Five bars.
00:00:28.000 So this is like an outlet?
00:00:36.000 Needles, can you sit there? 1.00
00:00:38.000 Get one of these.
00:00:40.000 I don't want to have my back to the...
00:00:42.000 You gotta be able to see if you're honest.
00:00:44.000 Why are we going with no security every place now?
00:00:48.000 Stop saying that, bro.
00:00:50.000 We have no security!
00:00:52.000 Oh, we do. No, we have security.
00:00:54.000 We're good.
00:00:56.000 Get your strap.
00:00:58.000 You can fill up your chat.
00:01:04.000 Yeah, it's gonna be so weird, bro.
00:01:06.000 It's worth it.
00:01:08.000 We gotta address it.
00:01:10.000 Let's get an order for some starving manual. 0.91
00:01:12.000 How you doing, sir?
00:01:14.000 Hey.
00:01:18.000 Chris says, what are you looking for?
00:01:20.000 An assistant?
00:01:21.000 Somebody who works hard?
00:01:22.000 And can make my life easier?
00:01:24.000 Hell, neon.
00:01:25.000 What the hell do I do? 0.94
00:01:26.000 Exist.
00:01:28.000 Can I have a sparkling water?
00:01:30.000 Can I also have a vanilla shake?
00:01:32.000 Can I also have a vanilla shake?
00:01:34.000 What?
00:01:36.000 What?
00:01:38.000 Why are you saying it exactly like that?
00:01:40.000 I want a vanilla shake, dude.
00:01:42.000 Can I just have a water, please?
00:01:44.000 Can I get bacon cheese fries?
00:01:46.000 I'm just joking.
00:01:48.000 What the?
00:01:50.000 I don't know what I'm doing.
00:01:51.000 I'm freaking out, bro.
00:01:52.000 Can I have a regular cheeseburger
00:01:54.000 with lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles?
00:02:02.000 Can I get a cheeseburger with no onions
00:02:04.000 and no pickles and no mustard?
00:02:06.000 You put mustard on cheeseburger?
00:02:08.000 The original is on the cheeseburger.
00:02:10.000 The rocket single is on the cheeseburger.
00:02:12.000 Uh, where's the...
00:02:14.000 The third one down, I believe.
00:02:19.000 Rocket single?
00:02:20.000 The third one down.
00:02:21.000 Uh, spicy Houston?
00:02:25.000 Watch out, CCS should be on.
00:02:26.000 Mod spend the link.
00:02:29.000 I think we do chicken tenders
00:02:30.000 with barbecue sauce, please.
00:02:34.000 That's my favorite food, chicken tenders.
00:02:36.000 Um...
00:02:39.000 Yeah, never mind.
00:02:40.000 Give me the rocket single.
00:02:41.000 Do you like what's on there?
00:02:42.000 Uh, no onions, please.
00:02:44.000 It comes with fries, right?
00:02:45.000 No, that's good.
00:02:46.000 Can you get fries, too?
00:02:50.000 Anybody else want fries?
00:02:51.000 Anybody ready to trade a tie?
00:02:53.000 Uh, no thanks.
00:02:54.000 Uh, he has a...
00:02:59.000 Can I have cheese fries?
00:03:00.000 You want cheese fries?
00:03:01.000 Yeah.
00:03:02.000 Instead of fries?
00:03:03.000 Yeah.
00:03:06.000 Yeah, they do.
00:03:08.000 Um...
00:03:09.000 How are we just water?
00:03:11.000 Wanna move in a little?
00:03:12.000 Oh, of course.
00:03:14.000 Seagull face long as hell.
00:03:15.000 Right.
00:03:17.000 So, do I have a...
00:03:18.000 Do I have a long face?
00:03:20.000 What, do you?
00:03:21.000 Yeah.
00:03:22.000 Yeah, but it's...
00:03:25.000 Your cheekbone face.
00:03:27.000 Uh, wait, can I...
00:03:28.000 Should I get one... 1.00
00:03:29.000 Fuck, um... 1.00
00:03:30.000 Nice. 1.00
00:03:31.000 Uh, chicken tenders?
00:03:32.000 With a man net?
00:03:33.000 Yeah.
00:03:34.000 Sorry.
00:03:35.000 And, uh, ranch and buffalo sauce on the side.
00:03:39.000 There you go, man.
00:03:40.000 Smoked for dinner with $15.
00:03:42.000 Ma is feminine and submits to her man. 1.00
00:03:45.000 W woman leaves a few pounds over you looking like a beaver. 1.00
00:03:48.000 Uh, ranch and buffalo.
00:03:49.000 What did they say?
00:03:50.000 They said, you looking beautiful.
00:03:51.000 Turn it louder.
00:03:52.000 Um, and never leave her.
00:03:54.000 And you want fries in there, right?
00:03:55.000 Uh, actually, there's no fries.
00:03:56.000 Uh, actually, there's no fries.
00:03:57.000 Just tenders by itself.
00:03:58.000 I'm pretty sure I heard a beaver.
00:04:00.000 They said...
00:04:01.000 No, they said, uh, believer.
00:04:02.000 Oh.
00:04:03.000 Okay.
00:04:05.000 I have a question.
00:04:06.000 How old do you guys chat?
00:04:07.000 Like, genuinely. 1.00
00:04:08.000 How old are you fuckers? 1.00
00:04:09.000 I ruined your chat, I think. 1.00
00:04:10.000 No, you didn't.
00:04:11.000 A little bit, huh?
00:04:12.000 And they used to be really schizo and autistic. 0.94
00:04:14.000 They used to, like, always tell me to talk about, like, who did 9-11.
00:04:17.000 It was always, like, red pill rage.
00:04:19.000 Neon can't eat all that food. 1.00
00:04:20.000 I'm gonna eat it all, bro.
00:04:21.000 And if not, there's a homeless guy right there.
00:04:22.000 I'm just gonna give it to him.
00:04:23.000 Give this a little bit, homie. 1.00
00:04:24.000 Why don't you just give it to him now?
00:04:25.000 Let him eat with us.
00:04:26.000 You know what's crazy?
00:04:27.000 Off-stream.
00:04:28.000 No, I'm just gonna say it.
00:04:29.000 Off-stream.
00:04:30.000 Sneak.
00:04:31.000 Why are you zooming in on a homeless person, dude?
00:04:33.000 What are you doing?
00:04:34.000 Don't be filming, man.
00:04:35.000 Get that content, man.
00:04:36.000 Farm the crackhead.
00:04:37.000 What?
00:04:38.000 He told me if it was off-stream, he wouldn't give a homeless person any attention.
00:04:41.000 You'd literally just ignore him. 1.00
00:04:42.000 You're fucked up, bro. 1.00
00:04:43.000 No, like, a crackhead with fentanyl bloody fingers. 1.00
00:04:45.000 He was an army veteran.
00:04:47.000 Yeah, he was on fentanyl.
00:04:48.000 No, he wasn't.
00:04:49.000 Oh, just like how you're on, um...
00:04:50.000 What's going on, man?
00:04:57.000 Why do you give...
00:04:58.000 Stop, bro.
00:04:59.000 You wanna...
00:05:00.000 I do give homeless people money, but when they come up to me and start shaking my hands
00:05:03.000 and like...
00:05:04.000 I didn't have a bloody arm.
00:05:05.000 ...donated $15.
00:05:06.000 Would never want to run into Neon on the street.
00:05:09.000 Those arms will cut through you like a knife.
00:05:13.000 Thank you, man.
00:05:14.000 Okay, uh...
00:05:15.000 It's Maghreb.
00:05:17.000 We don't have any...
00:05:18.000 You're wearing shorts again.
00:05:19.000 Why are you always wearing shorts?
00:05:20.000 You can't pray anywhere.
00:05:21.000 I know.
00:05:22.000 So, maybe you just pray?
00:05:23.000 I don't have a rug.
00:05:24.000 Tell this kid, bro.
00:05:25.000 Excuses for everything.
00:05:26.000 Alright, bro.
00:05:27.000 Should I pray here?
00:05:28.000 Oh, no.
00:05:29.000 Homestead's leaving.
00:05:30.000 $15.
00:05:31.000 Oh, that's not good.
00:05:32.000 After you are done this stream with Neon Link, Myron.
00:05:34.000 And L-Sam, she is A of Hortat. 1.00
00:05:36.000 Get your own.
00:05:37.000 Get your own GF instead of living through them. 0.64
00:05:39.000 Yeah, stop living vicariously.
00:05:40.000 Neons start twerking. 0.96
00:05:41.000 No, don't start twerking.
00:05:42.000 And tomorrow we have the gym stream with Myron.
00:05:45.000 And something else.
00:05:46.000 Can't say it?
00:05:47.000 We have a lot more.
00:05:48.000 It's a big stream tomorrow.
00:05:49.000 Stay tuned for that, actually.
00:05:50.000 No, I say that a lot, but it's actually a really big stream tomorrow.
00:05:51.000 Very big stream.
00:05:52.000 And I wanna learn how to shoot properly with Neon and Myron.
00:05:54.000 And then after tomorrow's stream, we are going to Orlando.
00:05:57.000 Yeah, we are.
00:05:58.000 Yes, we are.
00:05:59.000 Can you call Neon's date?
00:06:01.000 Yeah.
00:06:02.000 Let's call her up right now. 0.99
00:06:03.000 My lie detector.
00:06:04.000 My, would you get a lie detector?
00:06:06.000 I don't wanna do that to you.
00:06:08.000 I don't wanna see you cry, to be honest.
00:06:10.000 Yeah.
00:06:11.000 Honestly, I would do it.
00:06:13.000 Oh, okay.
00:06:14.000 Wow.
00:06:15.000 Neon's not wearing shorts.
00:06:20.000 You're allowed to wear shorts, just not prepare and everything.
00:06:25.000 Sorry.
00:06:26.000 Do you want me to call her?
00:06:29.000 I just donated $15.
00:06:30.000 Oh, FaceTime.
00:06:31.000 Alright, just call her.
00:06:32.000 W, feminine woman looking like a cute beaver. 1.00
00:06:34.000 No more booty pics.
00:06:35.000 Save those for Daddy Sneak Go.
00:06:39.000 You guys are spittery.
00:06:41.000 Okay, let me get one W for five seconds.
00:06:43.000 Do I have a hunchback?
00:06:45.000 Uh...
00:06:46.000 You look like Hunchback of Notre Dame.
00:06:48.000 Hunchback of India. 0.95
00:06:53.000 Just kidding, just kidding.
00:06:54.000 No, you're not kidding.
00:06:55.000 It's all good.
00:06:56.000 It's all good.
00:06:57.000 The return of Sam.
00:06:58.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:06:59.000 She's actually watching, I think.
00:07:00.000 Hi.
00:07:01.000 Are you sure?
00:07:02.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:03.000 Call her.
00:07:04.000 Oh, you want the clip?
00:07:05.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:06.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:07:07.000 I can't do it. 1.00
00:07:08.000 What's happening? 0.98
00:07:09.000 We're losers. 0.98
00:07:10.000 I hope you know that. 0.99
00:07:11.000 I know.
00:07:12.000 Fake CC.
00:07:13.000 It's not fake.
00:07:14.000 Good job, guys.
00:07:15.000 Neon looks happy you're off stream.
00:07:16.000 I am, man.
00:07:17.000 I'm just, you know, with my friend.
00:07:18.000 It feels good.
00:07:19.000 Just enjoy life, you know? 0.96
00:07:20.000 Not anything's about to fucking stream while we're streaming. 0.97
00:07:21.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:07:22.000 That's how in deep you are, man.
00:07:24.000 But I think we should go to the arcade for like 30 minutes because Steve wants to go to
00:07:27.000 the gym afterwards and I do want to get a session.
00:07:29.000 You want to come to the gym with Steve?
00:07:30.000 Yeah.
00:07:31.000 We only have like half an hour and then we gotta get out.
00:07:32.000 That's fine.
00:07:33.000 That's cool.
00:07:34.000 You know how packed Orlando's gonna be on the weekend, bro?
00:07:38.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:39.000 Shit. 1.00
00:07:40.000 It is what it is. 0.99
00:07:41.000 We should get like a really nice villa.
00:07:43.000 I agree.
00:07:44.000 Really nice. 0.83
00:07:45.000 But until then, I need to get Maya a lesbian trainer. 1.00
00:07:48.000 Like a strong... 0.54
00:07:49.000 A lesbian trainer? 1.00
00:07:50.000 Yeah, because no male trainer is gonna... 1.00
00:07:52.000 Are you that insecure, bro?
00:07:53.000 100%, yeah. 1.00
00:07:54.000 I don't want a male trainer like rubbing up on her ass like... 1.00
00:07:57.000 If you trust me enough, I could be her trainer. 1.00
00:08:00.000 You're fine.
00:08:01.000 You're fine.
00:08:02.000 You're fine.
00:08:03.000 You're fine.
00:08:04.000 Question for Neon. 0.99
00:08:05.000 Would you suck a homeless guy off for 800 pay? 0.98
00:08:08.000 Uh, if you round it up then probably. 0.97
00:08:11.000 So what's the cut off?
00:08:13.000 What do you mean what's the cut off?
00:08:14.000 What's the cut off?
00:08:15.000 If you round it up to...
00:08:16.000 No.
00:08:17.000 It was 950,000.
00:08:18.000 You're not doing it?
00:08:19.000 Nope.
00:08:20.000 999,000.
00:08:21.000 You know how good it would feel to have a million dollars, bro?
00:08:22.000 I have a million dollars.
00:08:23.000 Alright, be honest.
00:08:24.000 Troshan aside, how much do you have?
00:08:25.000 She's not listening.
00:08:26.000 I don't want to say exactly.
00:08:27.000 Just say it, bro.
00:08:28.000 I have over a million dollars.
00:08:29.000 Cause you were telling me how you owe 500k in taxes. 0.99
00:08:32.000 Like that's just fucked. 0.99
00:08:33.000 That's not true. 0.99
00:08:34.000 And even after that, I still am a millionaire.
00:08:36.000 Valid?
00:08:37.000 Still am a millionaire, yeah.
00:08:39.000 I'm gonna just...
00:08:40.000 Between one and five.
00:08:41.000 Between one and five.
00:08:42.000 That's kinda...
00:08:43.000 What?
00:08:44.000 It's mid?
00:08:45.000 It's alright.
00:08:46.000 I know it's mid.
00:08:47.000 I want a lot more.
00:08:48.000 $15.
00:08:49.000 She looks more like a baby chipmunk than a beaver.
00:08:51.000 Huh.
00:08:52.000 Do you still like Sneeko after him being a slow lately?
00:08:55.000 It's him being a what? 0.74
00:08:57.000 Far she donated $15.
00:08:59.000 I see you're looking for an assistant.
00:09:01.000 I sent you a neon yesterday.
00:09:03.000 Cool, man.
00:09:04.000 Let's grow this empire clean.
00:09:05.000 Hey, man.
00:09:06.000 That's so rude.
00:09:07.000 What's up, man?
00:09:08.000 Filming.
00:09:09.000 Needles, needles.
00:09:10.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:11.000 Lock it, man.
00:09:12.000 Elijah donated $15.
00:09:13.000 Hey, Sneeko and Neon.
00:09:15.000 Love the streams.
00:09:16.000 You've both been keeping me entertained for these past weeks.
00:09:19.000 How you guys doing?
00:09:20.000 Yeah.
00:09:21.000 I saw you and I'm like, is that me?
00:09:22.000 So I had to grab someone who knew who was...
00:09:23.000 What's good, man?
00:09:24.000 So you got my neon, right?
00:09:25.000 No, this is my make-a-wish cousin.
00:09:27.000 He's just making sure he gets some air,
00:09:30.000 he gets to breathe a little bit.
00:09:31.000 Nice to meet you, man.
00:09:32.000 He doesn't go outside a lot.
00:09:33.000 Hey, nice to meet you.
00:09:34.000 What's up, buddy?
00:09:35.000 Are you dating Sarah?
00:09:36.000 Who?
00:09:37.000 Sarah?
00:09:38.000 You got to do it, bro.
00:09:39.000 You got to date, bro.
00:09:40.000 Whoa! 1.00
00:09:41.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:09:42.000 Sorry. 0.99
00:09:43.000 My bad, bro.
00:09:44.000 I've been watching the videos, bro. 1.00
00:09:46.000 What the fuck, bro? 0.99
00:09:47.000 I'm sorry. 1.00
00:09:48.000 What is wrong with you?
00:09:49.000 I'm so sorry, dude.
00:09:50.000 Did I just mess something up? 0.99
00:09:51.000 What the fuck, man? 0.99
00:09:52.000 No, I'm sorry. 1.00
00:09:53.000 They make a cute couple.
00:09:54.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:09:55.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00
00:09:56.000 I'm looking out for you, bro. 1.00
00:09:57.000 I'm sorry about my friend.
00:09:59.000 I'm sorry about my friend.
00:10:00.000 Okay, let's take the picture.
00:10:01.000 Let's take the picture, man. 1.00
00:10:02.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:10:03.000 I should've sat down. 1.00
00:10:04.000 And you're like, why are you like...
00:10:05.000 Okay, fine.
00:10:06.000 Okay.
00:10:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:08.000 I think he's on drugs.
00:10:09.000 Neo, come here.
00:10:10.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:10:11.000 Of course, man.
00:10:12.000 Me too.
00:10:13.000 Talk about his girl.
00:10:14.000 Nah, you can say whatever you want.
00:10:15.000 Did you decide who are you going to marry?
00:10:17.000 I am in a situation about two baddies and can't decide.
00:10:20.000 Take a picture with me.
00:10:21.000 Yeah, you should get married to a girl that makes the most sense to get married with. 0.99
00:10:24.000 You want to take a picture with me?
00:10:25.000 I'll take a picture with you guys.
00:10:26.000 I think marriage is a business decision.
00:10:27.000 We'll do like a three picture.
00:10:28.000 A three-way, yeah. 0.99
00:10:29.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:10:30.000 He wants to take a three... 1.00
00:10:31.000 Okay.
00:10:32.000 Real quick and short.
00:10:33.000 Alright.
00:10:34.000 That's a good one.
00:10:35.000 I'm jealous.
00:10:36.000 I want that same one.
00:10:37.000 Alright.
00:10:40.000 Okay.
00:10:41.000 I got to deal with this pending argument now, so...
00:10:43.000 Thank you, guys.
00:10:44.000 Alright.
00:10:45.000 No problem.
00:10:46.000 Have a great day.
00:10:47.000 Oh, my God.
00:10:48.000 Vanilla milkshake.
00:10:49.000 Thanks, bro.
00:10:50.000 You too, brother.
00:10:54.000 He just...
00:10:55.000 You know, like...
00:10:56.000 Her.
00:10:57.000 Uh, her. 0.73
00:10:58.000 You.
00:10:59.000 She's a singer. 1.00
00:11:00.000 Do you know Ariana Grande's cousin?
00:11:01.000 Yeah.
00:11:02.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.60
00:11:03.000 Yeah.
00:11:04.000 Uh, really?
00:11:05.000 Uh-huh.
00:11:06.000 I'm gay, too.
00:11:08.000 Yeah.
00:11:13.000 Alright.
00:11:14.000 Um...
00:11:15.000 It's awkward.
00:11:16.000 Um...
00:11:17.000 No, it's not.
00:11:18.000 No, it's not.
00:11:19.000 What?
00:11:20.000 Nothing's awkward, right?
00:11:21.000 No.
00:11:22.000 Okay.
00:11:23.000 Thanks to the ten...
00:11:24.000 Or fifteen. 0.99
00:11:25.000 Jesus washed the feet of a prostitute. 0.99
00:11:26.000 What? 0.99
00:11:27.000 Jesus washed the feet of a prostitute. 0.98
00:11:28.000 Seeker couldn't shake the hand of a veteran with a paper cut. 0.98
00:11:30.000 Yeah.
00:11:31.000 Yeah, I know.
00:11:32.000 Jesus is a better person than me.
00:11:33.000 Obviously.
00:11:34.000 I'm not...
00:11:35.000 I'm not getting any fentanyl bloody hands on me.
00:11:37.000 Sorry. 1.00
00:11:42.000 Why are you lying and acting like you would wash the feet of a prostitute? 1.00
00:11:44.000 Babyka donated fifteen dollars. 1.00
00:11:46.000 Yo, Neon, the transcorn is crazy.
00:11:50.000 You hear that? 0.87
00:11:51.000 What? 0.98
00:11:52.000 He said, Yo, Neon, the transcorn is crazy. 1.00
00:11:54.000 What is that?
00:11:55.000 Lie detector in LA?
00:11:56.000 Oh.
00:11:57.000 Yeah.
00:11:58.000 You're stressing?
00:11:59.000 You good?
00:12:00.000 This is good.
00:12:01.000 Oh.
00:12:02.000 You want some?
00:12:03.000 Is it good?
00:12:04.000 It's delicious.
00:12:05.000 Johnny Rockets is like a good American.
00:12:06.000 I'm good at an American.
00:12:07.000 Neon is actually, for an Indian, an extremely American person.
00:12:08.000 Whenever I play British music, he wants me to turn it off.
00:12:10.000 He can only like stuff that's really popular in American media.
00:12:11.000 He doesn't know who Bob Marley is.
00:12:12.000 He doesn't know who Bob Marley is.
00:12:13.000 He doesn't know who Bob Marley is.
00:12:14.000 He doesn't know who Bob Marley is.
00:12:15.000 He doesn't know anything international.
00:12:16.000 I promise you, no one of this.
00:12:17.000 Chad, do you know who Bob Marley is?
00:12:18.000 Do you know who Bob Marley is?
00:12:19.000 Yeah.
00:12:20.000 You would lose sound wrestle against snake and reusing two hands.
00:12:21.000 You would lose sound wrestle against snake and reusing two hands.
00:12:23.000 I'm good at an American.
00:12:24.000 I'm good at an American.
00:12:25.000 Neon is actually, for an Indian, an extremely American person.
00:12:26.000 Whenever I play British music, he wants me to turn it off.
00:12:27.000 He can only like stuff that's really popular in American media.
00:12:30.000 He doesn't know who Bob Marley is.
00:12:31.000 He doesn't know who Bob Marley is.
00:12:32.000 He doesn't know anything international.
00:12:33.000 I promise you, no one of this.
00:12:34.000 Chad, do you know who Bob Marley is?
00:12:35.000 Do you know who Bob Marley is?
00:12:36.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:37.000 That is the dumbest. 0.99
00:12:38.000 Chad, do you all know who Bob Marley is? 1.00
00:12:39.000 He's still just random.
00:12:40.000 Can I ask you a quick question?
00:12:41.000 Do you know who Bob Marley is?
00:12:43.000 Do you know who Bob Marley is?
00:12:45.000 You don't know who Bob Marley is?
00:12:46.000 You would lose sound wrestle against snake and reusing two hands.
00:12:49.000 Bob Marley.
00:12:50.000 Baby, don't worry about it.
00:12:52.000 You know who he is, right?
00:12:53.000 Okay.
00:12:54.000 Bon journe.
00:12:57.000 He's Swiss.
00:12:58.000 What did that guy say?
00:12:59.000 They're all saying no in your chat right now.
00:13:01.000 Literally everybody knows who Bob Marley is, bro.
00:13:04.000 Show me a picture.
00:13:05.000 Just Google Bob Marley.
00:13:07.000 Is he alive or no?
00:13:08.000 Is everyone saying yes?
00:13:11.000 No, he's sad.
00:13:12.000 He died like 40 years ago.
00:13:16.000 Oh, sorry.
00:13:17.000 I swear to God, I've never seen this guy in my life.
00:13:19.000 Chad, did you-
00:13:20.000 Can I get pictures here?
00:13:21.000 Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:13:22.000 We should've went to the yard house, bro.
00:13:23.000 I've been talking to you all day.
00:13:24.000 Both of you guys.
00:13:25.000 Can I ask you a question?
00:13:26.000 Yeah, what's up?
00:13:27.000 Do you know who Bob Marley is?
00:13:28.000 Yeah.
00:13:29.000 Yeah, right?
00:13:30.000 You don't know who Bob Marley is?
00:13:31.000 No.
00:13:32.000 He is the least cultured person I've ever-
00:13:33.000 I'm not from Jamaica, bro.
00:13:34.000 I don't know who Bob Marley is.
00:13:35.000 Here, let me get a picture with y'all.
00:13:36.000 Wanna you guys take that?
00:13:37.000 This is awesome.
00:13:40.000 You know, I was literally just watching your vlog with Sarah.
00:13:42.000 Oh my God.
00:13:43.000 Or with Sarah.
00:13:44.000 Dude, that's okay.
00:13:45.000 This is so- 1.00
00:13:46.000 Hey, read the room, dumbass! 1.00
00:13:49.000 I just met my brother. 1.00
00:13:50.000 Oh, okay, nice to meet you, bro.
00:13:51.000 That was a guy during Pullover.
00:13:52.000 Oh, yeah, that's your brother?
00:13:53.000 Nice to meet you, man.
00:13:54.000 Good to meet you.
00:13:55.000 So easy.
00:13:56.000 I'm more walking around.
00:13:57.000 Okay. 1.00
00:13:58.000 You're fucked, brother. 1.00
00:13:59.000 You said quiet link twice if you need help. 1.00
00:14:03.000 That was more than twice.
00:14:04.000 You're fine. 1.00
00:14:05.000 Damn. 1.00
00:14:06.000 This is- 0.99
00:14:07.000 I feel like you're third wheeling at this point.
00:14:10.000 Hmm?
00:14:11.000 Nothing.
00:14:12.000 I don't know what I'm saying.
00:14:13.000 It didn't make any sense, bro.
00:14:15.000 Thank you for the 20.
00:14:16.000 Um...
00:14:23.000 What are you-
00:14:24.000 What are you doing, bro?
00:14:25.000 I'm not gonna read it.
00:14:26.000 Can we just get off our phones and just-
00:14:27.000 Maya is a W wifey material. 0.99
00:14:28.000 Okay.
00:14:29.000 Shout out to Qtubo20 from Gray.
00:14:32.000 Sarah's a bro.
00:14:33.000 Maya is a wifey W Maya. 0.98
00:14:35.000 Um...
00:14:36.000 The official lay low.
00:14:37.000 What's up, bro?
00:14:38.000 I've been watching you since you were on Ice House. 0.84
00:14:39.000 When you called yourself a dyke.
00:14:40.000 If you need an assistant, I got it.
00:14:41.000 Okay?
00:14:42.000 Okay.
00:14:45.000 You liked Sarah, though.
00:14:46.000 I thought you guys were a thing.
00:14:49.000 Are you really doing this?
00:14:50.000 Right?
00:14:51.000 Are you really doing this?
00:14:52.000 I thought you guys were a thing.
00:14:53.000 Okay.
00:14:56.000 So, um...
00:14:57.000 What's your favorite color?
00:15:00.000 What's your favorite Disney princess? 1.00
00:15:02.000 Shut up. 0.99
00:15:05.000 What's your- 1.00
00:15:06.000 Nevermind.
00:15:07.000 That's your-
00:15:08.000 I was gonna say something really weird.
00:15:09.000 You're-
00:15:10.000 I already asked her.
00:15:11.000 What?
00:15:12.000 I already asked her on stream.
00:15:13.000 Oh, okay.
00:15:15.000 So, um...
00:15:17.000 What are your plans for tonight?
00:15:19.000 We have plans.
00:15:21.000 I don't think-
00:15:22.000 I don't think you have any more, but...
00:15:24.000 We saw plans.
00:15:26.000 What?
00:15:28.000 Bar she donated $15.
00:15:29.000 Oh, yeah.
00:15:30.000 You're gonna press- 0.99
00:15:31.000 You're gonna press it, but not the fucking guy in LA? 0.98
00:15:32.000 Ma, yeah, on left. 0.99
00:15:33.000 Sarah, on right.
00:15:34.000 Relax.
00:15:36.000 How many bodies do you have, bro?
00:15:37.000 Like, genuinely.
00:15:38.000 Nano donated $15.
00:15:40.000 Where's the LV shoes neon?
00:15:42.000 Where's the LV shoes?
00:15:43.000 Oh, uh, they're in my hotel room, chat.
00:15:45.000 They're in my hotel room.
00:15:48.000 She knows-
00:15:49.000 Rate sneak on a scale of 1 to 10.
00:15:54.000 Um...
00:15:55.000 Probably like a 4.
00:15:56.000 Just kidding.
00:15:57.000 Rate me on a scale of 1 to 10.
00:15:58.000 No, huh?
00:15:59.000 You're obviously an 11.
00:16:00.000 You break the scale.
00:16:01.000 No, she's lying to you.
00:16:02.000 Wow.
00:16:03.000 Rate me on a scale of 1 to 10.
00:16:05.000 Oh.
00:16:06.000 And she laughs.
00:16:07.000 I can't, bro.
00:16:08.000 Why does every girl laugh at me? 1.00
00:16:09.000 What?
00:16:10.000 Just do it.
00:16:11.000 It's the smile that you do right after-
00:16:12.000 Like, why are you-
00:16:13.000 You look like you're doing a graduation photo.
00:16:14.000 Dude, alright.
00:16:15.000 It's a yearbook picture.
00:16:16.000 Obviously, you know, if I'm gonna be honest, like, we're not horrible.
00:16:18.000 Okay, whoa.
00:16:19.000 That doesn't-
00:16:20.000 Like, that potential.
00:16:21.000 So what do I have to do with this thing?
00:16:22.000 Maybe, like, do your eyebrows.
00:16:23.000 No, I can't change my eyebrows.
00:16:25.000 Maybe get some new, like, frames.
00:16:26.000 Eyebrows are haram to change.
00:16:28.000 Really?
00:16:29.000 Yeah, it's haram.
00:16:30.000 Oh.
00:16:31.000 Good luck, then.
00:16:32.000 You need to let her say that about me, bro?
00:16:33.000 Hey, restart.
00:16:34.000 Two arms.
00:16:35.000 I don't wanna break my arm like Ant did.
00:16:36.000 I'm good.
00:16:37.000 No, I'm not doing it.
00:16:38.000 Hey, $100.
00:16:39.000 Nice job, man.
00:16:40.000 Alright, they're asking a question, Adam.
00:16:41.000 Did you give me a person to ask?
00:16:42.000 I don't wanna break my arm like Ant did.
00:16:43.000 I'm good.
00:16:44.000 No, I'm not doing it.
00:16:45.000 Hey, $100.
00:16:46.000 Hey! 0.99
00:16:47.000 $100.
00:16:48.000 Nice job, man.
00:16:49.000 Alright, they're asking a question, Adam.
00:16:51.000 Did you give me a person to ask?
00:16:53.000 I feel like I've sacrificed my entire social life.
00:16:56.000 Spinning his life out there. 0.99
00:16:57.000 No one gives a fuck. 0.99
00:16:58.000 Alright, listen. 0.99
00:16:59.000 If you have any advice, my ears are open.
00:17:02.000 Uh, work harder.
00:17:03.000 $15. 0.99
00:17:04.000 Kill my Ate. 0.99
00:17:05.000 No, I'm not gonna kill my Ate. 0.77
00:17:07.000 Okay, what did you say?
00:17:08.000 What was the question?
00:17:09.000 They're spinning something about, um...
00:17:11.000 It's just a question they have.
00:17:14.000 Um...
00:17:17.000 What's the question?
00:17:18.000 They're asking your body count.
00:17:20.000 No one's asking that.
00:17:21.000 I was asking you.
00:17:22.000 Why?
00:17:23.000 I'm kidding.
00:17:24.000 You interrupted him's life story to ask a man's body count?
00:17:27.000 Sorry.
00:17:28.000 He's pouring his life out there.
00:17:29.000 He's talking about how he makes 80 to 100k a week.
00:17:30.000 He put $100 in there and you have to like...
00:17:32.000 Wait, he makes 100k a week?
00:17:34.000 Uh, yeah.
00:17:35.000 And he's asking like how he wants to like...
00:17:36.000 What's going on, man?
00:17:37.000 Nice to meet you.
00:17:38.000 My name is Mikhail. 1.00
00:17:39.000 You fucking dicksucker, bro. 1.00
00:17:40.000 Sneak those block... 1.00
00:17:41.000 Yeah, why aren't you blocking certain questions out from TTS, bro? 0.99
00:17:43.000 I don't fuck with that. 0.99
00:17:44.000 Okay, stop reading my chat. 0.99
00:17:46.000 I have my phone.
00:17:47.000 I love you, chat.
00:17:48.000 I'm a man of the people.
00:17:49.000 W Neon.
00:17:50.000 Yep, let's go, man.
00:17:51.000 What up, Sneako? 0.97
00:17:52.000 Just wanted to say, Aiden is gay and pudgy, W's Neon, W, Femin, and Maya. 0.97
00:17:57.000 Hey, W's Femin, and Maya. 0.96
00:17:58.000 Aiden's my boy.
00:17:59.000 I love Aiden, bro.
00:18:02.000 Bro.
00:18:03.000 Aiden put me in the title of his last four YouTube videos.
00:18:05.000 I hit him up like, hey man, how you doing, bro?
00:18:07.000 Hey, how you doing?
00:18:08.000 He doesn't text me back.
00:18:09.000 Did you not see his tweet?
00:18:10.000 I know, you can just like...
00:18:11.000 Someone in his... 1.00
00:18:12.000 Nah, you're fucked up. 1.00
00:18:13.000 I figured out afterwards, I figured out afterwards. 1.00
00:18:14.000 I'm fucked up? 0.99
00:18:15.000 Nah, bro. 0.99
00:18:16.000 I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:18:17.000 I've been trying to just like, you know, chop it up.
00:18:18.000 You're a good guy, bro.
00:18:19.000 That's why I love this chat, bro.
00:18:22.000 Aiden, bro.
00:18:23.000 Just text me back.
00:18:24.000 Just text your boy back.
00:18:25.000 Let's go to the gym or something.
00:18:26.000 That's it. 1.00
00:18:27.000 Sneako, your penis is small. 1.00
00:18:28.000 It's definitely not. 1.00
00:18:32.000 L censorship.
00:18:33.000 Can we just end the stream like...
00:18:34.000 It's a nice chill stream. 1.00
00:18:35.000 I fuck with this. 1.00
00:18:36.000 Brocera is way better and has a personality TBH get rid of this girl. 1.00
00:18:40.000 Okay.
00:18:42.000 How you doing, bro?
00:18:43.000 Yo, what's up, bro?
00:18:44.000 What's up?
00:18:45.000 I personally think you're a very good girl.
00:18:46.000 I mean it, too.
00:18:47.000 I mean it, I'm serious.
00:18:48.000 How you doing, bro?
00:18:49.000 I'm doing great, bro.
00:18:50.000 I support you.
00:18:51.000 Yo, you look like an Asian me.
00:18:52.000 I'm a Filipino.
00:18:53.000 Are you?
00:18:54.000 No, wait, actually.
00:18:55.000 Do we?
00:18:56.000 Wait, you look like if I was neon.
00:19:00.000 Wait, do you smile like this?
00:19:01.000 Or with the glasses on?
00:19:02.000 No, if you do like this, like this.
00:19:03.000 Neon, what's your thoughts on King Bucking Sam? 1.00
00:19:07.000 Are you gay? 0.98
00:19:08.000 No, I'm gay. 1.00
00:19:09.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:19:10.000 Nice to meet you, brother. 0.99
00:19:11.000 Thank you.
00:19:12.000 Why'd you ask that?
00:19:13.000 I just use a little zesty movements.
00:19:14.000 Do you have zesty movements?
00:19:15.000 Oh, I guess so.
00:19:16.000 I do too, man.
00:19:17.000 Do you have nails painted?
00:19:18.000 No.
00:19:19.000 Oh, you're good.
00:19:20.000 You're in the clear.
00:19:21.000 You guys have the same ears.
00:19:22.000 They're the same ears?
00:19:23.000 Oh, I have one that sticks in and one that sticks up.
00:19:24.000 How?
00:19:25.000 You got punched?
00:19:26.000 No, I was born that way.
00:19:27.000 Okay.
00:19:28.000 Fire, bro.
00:19:29.000 You're unique, man.
00:19:30.000 You're special.
00:19:31.000 Where's our food, dude?
00:19:32.000 It's coming.
00:19:33.000 It's nice to meet you.
00:19:34.000 What's your name?
00:19:35.000 I'm Cyrus.
00:19:36.000 I'm actually on the stream right now to screenshot it.
00:19:37.000 I always say this to people that are like, dude, ah, you want your phone to screenshot
00:19:39.000 anyway?
00:19:40.000 Just screenshot it.
00:19:41.000 Come on, dude.
00:19:42.000 Give him his actual pictures.
00:19:43.000 Okay, fine, fine, fine, bro.
00:19:44.000 This is, like, cooler, isn't it?
00:19:45.000 Isn't that cooler? 1.00
00:19:46.000 Fuck me. 1.00
00:19:47.000 I'm sorry. 1.00
00:19:48.000 No, you're good, bro.
00:19:49.000 Yeah.
00:19:50.000 Hey, man.
00:19:51.000 Nice to meet you.
00:19:52.000 Nice to meet you.
00:19:53.000 Nice to meet you.
00:19:54.000 Myla, are you going to private your Instagram again and stop posting booty pics?
00:19:58.000 Yes.
00:19:59.000 Well, my IG got taken down again.
00:20:01.000 She doesn't post booty pics. 1.00
00:20:02.000 You guys are weird as fuck, man. 1.00
00:20:03.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:20:04.000 Stop trying to get...
00:20:05.000 We're going to get an unabanded again. 1.00
00:20:06.000 You just got to get verified so that it's serious.
00:20:08.000 I'm going to work on getting you unbanned.
00:20:09.000 I got you.
00:20:10.000 Why don't you just call Sam?
00:20:12.000 Like, just stop trying to talk to her.
00:20:14.000 Call your own girl, bro.
00:20:15.000 Is there a problem here, man?
00:20:16.000 I'm kidding.
00:20:17.000 Where's our food? 0.99
00:20:18.000 How the fuck are you going to... 0.99
00:20:19.000 Lower TTSS? 0.99
00:20:20.000 Neon's a brand risk.
00:20:21.000 What?
00:20:22.000 Yeah, I can't believe you made me wear that hat yesterday, bro. 1.00
00:20:24.000 Shut up. 0.99
00:20:25.000 No one made me... 1.00
00:20:26.000 You just rummaged around my apartment.
00:20:28.000 That's your karma.
00:20:29.000 That's your karma.
00:20:30.000 That was actually...
00:20:31.000 That's instant karma for just touching someone in my apartment.
00:20:32.000 That was like extremely weird what I did.
00:20:33.000 Like, actually.
00:20:34.000 Yeah.
00:20:35.000 Our food's here.
00:20:36.000 Let's go.
00:20:37.000 You went in my closet in my bathroom.
00:20:38.000 What if like, what if you you show my save or... 0.99
00:20:39.000 I don't know, there's some shit that I didn't show. 0.98
00:20:40.000 You didn't get fries with yours? 0.99
00:20:41.000 Oh no, this is his.
00:20:42.000 I didn't get any of this.
00:20:43.000 Just water.
00:20:44.000 Tasty coffee, baby.
00:20:45.000 Neodle.
00:20:47.000 You're not hungry.
00:20:48.000 Oh my god.
00:20:49.000 Thank you so much.
00:20:50.000 I'm sorry.
00:20:51.000 Don't I bother you.
00:20:52.000 Headless you're hungry.
00:20:53.000 I have a coffee.
00:20:54.000 Dude, I'm hungry.
00:20:55.000 I'm hungry.
00:20:56.000 You're hungry.
00:20:57.000 What is this?
00:20:58.000 No.
00:20:59.000 You're hungry.
00:21:00.000 No.
00:21:01.000 It's no way.
00:21:02.000 I'm hungry.
00:21:03.000 You're hungry.
00:21:04.000 I'm hungry.
00:21:05.000 No.
00:21:06.000 That's very hungry.
00:21:07.000 Just pop it up on the, where it was, on the wall.
00:21:10.100 Yeah, it's fine.
00:21:12.740 Good American junk food.
00:21:18.180 Neon, arm wrestle Maya. 1.00
00:21:21.780 Yes, let's do it.
00:21:23.360 I'll just take it out.
00:21:23.920 Neon, let's arm wrestle. 1.00
00:21:25.640 Let's arm wrestle.
00:21:27.260 Is there bacon in mine, too?
00:21:28.820 BTR 2001 donated $15.
00:21:32.540 Neon, how often do you click the bell?
00:21:34.500 No, that is, and you had a rocket fuel.
00:21:38.580 Yeah.
00:21:39.340 Oh, mine's good.
00:21:40.460 Dude, you can't do that.
00:21:41.900 Why?
00:21:42.640 You can't do that.
00:21:43.760 The oil's already gone.
00:21:45.140 You can't.
00:21:46.060 Bro, I'm hungry, man. 1.00
00:21:47.540 Fuck, you want mine? 1.00
00:21:49.060 Did you want a bacon chad? 1.00
00:21:50.580 No.
00:21:51.340 It's one of your regular cheeseburgers.
00:21:52.860 I've got some.
00:21:53.940 Just a cheeseburger.
00:21:54.480 I'll give him this one.
00:21:55.220 Can you, can you just remake this one?
00:21:58.640 I'll give him this one.
00:21:59.580 Just take that one back.
00:22:00.180 Can you shout out my construction company?
00:22:02.240 I started with my brother called BTR.
00:22:03.800 It's all good, Nick.
00:22:04.500 Just bring back another one of these.
00:22:06.980 What did that guy say?
00:22:08.160 Uh, Sean Shadows, construction company. 1.00
00:22:09.820 Oh, fuck your construction company. 1.00
00:22:10.900 I hope it fails. 1.00
00:22:15.200 Would you arm wrestle Neon?
00:22:16.840 I want to.
00:22:18.160 Okay.
00:22:19.480 After you get some food in your stomach.
00:22:21.220 Yeah, get some protein.
00:22:22.640 My stomach is really empty right now.
00:22:24.720 My stomach.
00:22:31.000 You can't do that?
00:22:31.840 Okay, okay, guys, okay.
00:22:33.060 You should lower the TTS amount. 1.00
00:22:36.580 Uh, my fucking team is so retarded. 1.00
00:22:39.440 Chat, lower it to $5. 1.00
00:22:44.160 You like it?
00:22:46.080 It's good to hear.
00:22:46.900 There's no pickles in it, though. 1.00
00:22:47.800 Fuck, it's hot. 1.00
00:22:58.900 My, they want to hear your life story. 1.00
00:23:01.780 No, they don't.
00:23:02.420 You don't need to go.
00:23:03.080 You're not content.
00:23:04.020 Yeah.
00:23:04.540 You're a person.
00:23:05.380 Yeah.
00:23:05.920 Yeah.
00:23:06.860 Don't be a sneaker, man.
00:23:07.820 Do you think I can beat Neon in an arm wrestle? 1.00
00:23:22.820 Do you want a chicken tender?
00:23:24.220 No.
00:23:24.740 Are you sure?
00:23:25.460 No, I'm not.
00:23:26.000 Okay.
00:23:27.840 Dude, can I beat you in an arm wrestle?
00:23:29.020 No.
00:23:29.040 Do you think I can beat Neon?
00:23:30.460 No.
00:23:30.780 If you lose, man.
00:23:35.760 I'm not going to lose, bro.
00:23:36.580 I started hitting Jim, remember?
00:23:38.240 You went one time.
00:23:39.380 I went three times.
00:23:40.420 And I'm going to try.
00:23:41.460 I'm not going to try.
00:23:41.780 I'm not going to try.
00:23:42.060 I'm going to try, too.
00:23:43.480 I swear to God I will.
00:23:44.460 Watch.
00:23:44.760 We need a TTS.
00:23:56.180 We're good, man.
00:23:56.840 We're just showing.
00:23:58.540 This is a nice, like, American place.
00:24:02.300 Can you show the movie theater?
00:24:10.220 You know?
00:24:11.120 Just a vanilla shake.
00:24:12.100 Neon's insecure.
00:24:13.020 I promise I'm the most confident person on the planet.
00:24:15.240 John donated $91.
00:24:17.160 All right, man.
00:24:17.760 This is a test donation for $91.
00:24:20.820 That's where I would take a girl on a date in the 50s. 0.87
00:24:38.720 The chat is just nonstop.
00:24:43.020 Okay, the guys?
00:24:48.180 Yours is no onions, right?
00:24:49.880 Yeah.
00:24:50.380 Okay.
00:24:51.400 Everything that's coming out, I apologize about that.
00:24:53.600 Everything else is okay?
00:24:55.240 Everything's perfect.
00:24:55.880 Thank you, man.
00:24:56.340 It's not your fault.
00:24:57.740 One more club.
00:25:00.400 What was the most?
00:25:01.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:02.360 I think he's a little messy. 0.99
00:25:03.720 She's gay. 1.00
00:25:04.280 I mean, but it's fine.
00:25:04.920 What about it?
00:25:05.160 Everybody who is saying, call her, call her, call this girl, call that girl, for both of
00:25:12.160 us right now, a lot of you are genuinely way, way, way too far deep in.
00:25:19.320 Call back out.
00:25:21.480 You should start having your own relationships.
00:25:23.400 You should start having your own thing.
00:25:24.320 If you live vicariously through streamers and you're just like constantly watching and obsessing
00:25:27.880 over every minute detail, I've seen people in the Twitter community that's just like write
00:25:31.500 essays upon essays, overanalyzing interaction.
00:25:34.580 It's just like, that's when it becomes sad because this is entertainment at the end of
00:25:38.260 the day.
00:25:38.900 You know, don't overanalyze lies that are yours.
00:25:42.020 That's good, Mikey.
00:25:42.040 Thank you, man.
00:25:42.520 John donated $23.
00:25:44.800 This is a test donation for $23.
00:25:49.560 You have to make test donations because no one's donating.
00:25:51.940 That's bad.
00:25:52.360 You enjoying it?
00:25:58.360 You want some cheese fries?
00:26:00.480 You want chicken tender?
00:26:02.180 I'm good, bro.
00:26:03.440 Whatever, bro.
00:26:03.980 I'm done being nice.
00:26:04.700 I swear to God.
00:26:09.300 Wait, but is that halal?
00:26:11.120 What?
00:26:11.580 Oh, my.
00:26:12.760 Yeah, you got mad at me for not taking the bacon off, but none of this halal anyway. 1.00
00:26:15.920 It's different, bro.
00:26:17.100 Right?
00:26:17.720 Are you Muslim?
00:26:18.960 No. 1.00
00:26:19.380 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:26:20.140 I'm a Jew. 1.00
00:26:22.360 Just kidding.
00:26:23.420 Oh, my God.
00:26:24.100 Why did you make that face?
00:26:25.740 I was going to say, Dan, that's fire.
00:26:28.020 No, you weren't.
00:26:28.900 You look terrified.
00:26:29.620 You're not.
00:26:30.180 You donated $5.
00:26:31.900 Them chicken tenders look fast.
00:26:34.200 Yeah.
00:26:35.740 You want a bite?
00:26:37.740 Okay, she's just on a five.
00:26:38.640 Yo, they're non-stop.
00:26:52.320 They're just going to keep doing it.
00:26:54.060 You just got to ignore it.
00:26:54.700 Yeah, it is what it is.
00:26:55.520 No, you can't ignore it.
00:26:56.860 You can.
00:26:58.040 Well, I can't.
00:26:58.760 W-chat, L-sneeko. 1.00
00:27:05.220 I'm not saying L-chat.
00:27:06.200 You got some money?
00:27:11.500 I should have.
00:27:11.920 Can you cancel another burger?
00:27:13.700 Yeah, you ready to go?
00:27:15.520 Yeah, we need to go soon because I want to meet Steve at the gym.
00:27:19.040 Let's work out for like, let's go to the arcade for like literally 20 minutes, bro.
00:27:22.200 Yeah.
00:27:22.360 Are you a Mossad agent?
00:27:32.180 Yeah.
00:27:33.860 I'm a sleeper cell.
00:27:36.300 What does that mean?
00:27:37.860 What does that mean?
00:27:38.500 Sleeper cell.
00:27:38.740 She just, you look so innocent.
00:27:40.040 I don't believe, like, you're just like, aw.
00:27:42.480 What does that mean?
00:27:43.540 Sleeper cell.
00:27:44.180 It's like a spy agent that's like underneath the trance.
00:27:48.320 It's just like, it's programmed to go and investigate other people.
00:27:51.460 And then when you say a code, they wake up and they go back to their regular body. 1.00
00:27:54.540 Damn. 0.99
00:28:03.160 I agree, Noah. 0.99
00:28:03.900 I can't even make a lot of money.
00:28:06.320 Rakes donated $5.
00:28:07.960 W-neon or grow like a ray yet?
00:28:10.460 Are you a goiper? 0.99
00:28:12.020 A raper? 0.99
00:28:13.600 Never mind.
00:28:14.300 You guys can't eat this food.
00:28:16.080 This is not who all the meat needs to be a well-sodded mind with taffi. 1.00
00:28:19.720 You're right.
00:28:20.260 You guys are right.
00:28:20.860 Far, she donated $5.
00:28:23.300 Streams like these are chill.
00:28:24.920 We don't always need to have girls crying or jumping jacks. 1.00
00:28:28.180 True.
00:28:28.560 Keep it up.
00:28:29.580 It just looks bad. 0.99
00:28:30.360 Like, seeing whores doing jumping jacks in the clips looks bad upon us. 1.00
00:28:33.180 You're right, Sniko. 0.99
00:28:34.360 I got too deep watching Fusi.
00:28:36.600 Neon and you stream.
00:28:37.620 There you go.
00:28:38.220 I need to get back to my hustle.
00:28:40.400 Good point.
00:28:40.520 No, you don't, bro.
00:28:41.340 Imagine, like, someone quitting their hustle to go watch us.
00:28:44.580 Burn Maya. 1.00
00:28:45.240 Burn Maya? 1.00
00:28:46.100 No.
00:28:46.280 Like, you can't obsess.
00:28:49.520 That's insane.
00:28:50.340 W Palestine. 0.69
00:28:51.580 W, free Palestine? 0.97
00:28:53.140 Look, people, like, genuinely just love you, bro.
00:28:54.460 You're just like...
00:28:54.960 2001 donated $6.
00:28:57.400 Type in girls' names and chat for hours on a keyboard is crazy.
00:29:01.480 How do you do it?
00:29:02.400 Girls that don't know you exist. 0.82
00:29:03.760 Sneaker donated $5. 0.94
00:29:05.980 Keep ma, wish you a schizo and autistic like us. 1.00
00:29:09.920 You're a schizo hauntist. 0.99
00:29:10.820 $5.
00:29:11.220 This is not a test donation, but W, Tate, W, the real world, I make short-form content for Tate, L, and K.
00:29:18.540 Why are you telling me? 0.99
00:29:19.380 I don't give a fuck, bro. 1.00
00:29:20.580 Okay, I did... 1.00
00:29:21.540 Red donated $5. 1.00
00:29:23.520 W, Sneaker, Maya is bad, but feed your damn cameraman, bro. 1.00
00:29:27.100 My cameraman's eating. 1.00
00:29:28.380 Myron donated $5. 0.98
00:29:30.220 See, I lowered it and now it doesn't shut the fuck up. 0.92
00:29:32.420 It's good like this. 0.67
00:29:33.440 Can you put a delay in between or no?
00:29:35.560 Yeah, you can.
00:29:36.120 Stop simping of girls. 1.00
00:29:37.360 Don't respect you all.
00:29:38.480 Bonnie's best bets donated $15.
00:29:42.280 What's a good computer or laptop to start making videos?
00:29:45.760 I bought my computer on Amazon.
00:29:47.940 I didn't even build it.
00:29:49.000 My content would have more to do with my username.
00:29:52.040 I know.
00:29:52.880 Haram.
00:29:54.860 Mian, phone for life, donated $5.
00:29:57.860 Mian, some literally said she had genuine feelings for you and said she would marry you and you said you had feelings for her. 0.99
00:30:03.040 She also said she got fucked three weeks ago. 0.99
00:30:05.100 Call her and express your true feelings for her. 0.98
00:30:08.920 Ibrahim donated $5.
00:30:11.260 Tate said that he was not talking about you in that clip and Tristan said he was like your older brother.
00:30:16.420 But the media is trying to, like, divide us and the media is trying to put, like, a barrier between us.
00:30:22.560 Can't let him do that.
00:30:23.360 All right, let me pay.
00:30:24.720 I got it.
00:30:26.200 No, I don't.
00:30:27.720 I want the W, so I'm going to pay.
00:30:29.180 No, I got it.
00:30:29.580 I got it.
00:30:30.220 W, so I'm going to pay.
00:30:31.260 I'm paying.
00:30:31.400 Just, like, respect, man.
00:30:32.160 I like when you guys get to eat.
00:30:33.940 Just want to, like, spread the love and everything.
00:30:35.420 I know you don't care about homeless people, but I do, so I'm going to pay. 1.00
00:30:37.100 Just take my, you know what, just fuck it. 1.00
00:30:39.680 Just pay it. 1.00
00:30:40.020 I don't care anymore.
00:30:41.840 So, chat, um, what about my burger? 1.00
00:30:48.340 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:30:50.600 Don't forget about our arm wrestle. 1.00
00:30:52.400 All right, let's do that.
00:30:53.000 We'll do it in the arcade.
00:30:54.380 It's neon.
00:30:55.120 Come to Toronto.
00:30:57.020 I will.
00:30:57.820 I got to meet Nav soon, so Toronto will be happening very soon.
00:31:00.860 We wasted so much food.
00:31:04.960 God, chat.
00:31:05.700 What a joke.
00:31:11.160 Hell, neon.
00:31:15.980 Neal never pays.
00:31:17.360 I literally paid for dinner.
00:31:18.380 What are you saying, bro?
00:31:21.460 Right?
00:31:22.900 Thank you, bro.
00:31:23.500 I have a question.
00:31:28.100 Now Seiko's gone. 1.00
00:31:30.640 Chad, do I fuck with Sam? 1.00
00:31:31.560 Yes or no? 1.00
00:31:33.020 Yes or no, chat?
00:31:33.660 Let me know. 1.00
00:31:35.280 After you saw what happened yesterday, do I fuck with her? 1.00
00:31:36.880 Let me know. 1.00
00:31:45.240 Neon donated $5. 0.98
00:31:47.580 Neon, what's your thoughts on King fucking Sam? 0.98
00:31:50.820 Bro. 0.99
00:31:55.460 Yes? 1.00
00:31:57.500 You horny little shits, bro. 1.00
00:31:58.800 Just get your right hand and beat your dick. 1.00
00:32:00.260 Tell them, right? 1.00
00:32:01.160 Yeah.
00:32:01.640 Literally, just do it.
00:32:02.420 That's what I do.
00:32:03.000 Now, you know what's crazy?
00:32:04.440 All right, close your ears. 1.00
00:32:06.580 Chad, I haven't beat my dick in like three weeks, bro. 0.99
00:32:08.120 It's a new world record. 0.99
00:32:08.960 I don't know how it's been like this, but I swear to God, I don't even get horny anymore. 0.98
00:32:11.640 I think I'm turning gay. 0.99
00:32:12.580 I literally have not beat my shit in three weeks. 1.00
00:32:14.000 And you heard it. 1.00
00:32:15.220 Whatever.
00:32:16.260 Yeah.
00:32:16.780 Even when I was clinging my ears, like, it's so weird.
00:32:19.120 Nah, this is a little awkward. 1.00
00:32:21.740 Shit. 0.99
00:32:22.080 It's okay, same for me. 1.00
00:32:23.760 Oh, okay.
00:32:25.160 That's good to hear.
00:32:26.200 I beat the skin off of me. 1.00
00:32:28.380 Off your dick? 1.00
00:32:29.120 You dick? 1.00
00:32:30.180 No, like my... 1.00
00:32:31.060 Oh, you're...
00:32:31.820 Okay, ew.
00:32:32.660 I don't want to...
00:32:33.000 Now I'm imagining...
00:32:33.780 I'm sorry.
00:32:34.780 Sneaker needs to come back. 0.96
00:32:35.700 This is really weird.
00:32:37.280 Uh, what?
00:32:38.140 Oh.
00:32:39.240 So, um...
00:32:40.600 How long do you think you and Sneaker are going to last?
00:32:42.660 Boy toy donated $5.
00:32:43.960 He's my husband.
00:32:45.000 When you come into Mexico...
00:32:46.340 Delusional.
00:32:47.720 Delusional.
00:32:48.080 Is a goal donated $10. 1.00
00:32:50.120 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:32:51.120 Sneaker. 1.00
00:32:52.140 What are you guys talking about?
00:32:52.960 Nothing.
00:32:54.700 Nothing, man.
00:32:55.680 Have you done your thoughtful videos?
00:32:58.640 Shall we donate in $5? 1.00
00:33:00.680 Ah, shit. 0.99
00:33:02.760 Sam literally carries your stream and gets so nice to you. 1.00
00:33:06.200 You need a class...
00:33:07.020 All right, TTS off. 1.00
00:33:07.420 All right, you guys shut up, guys. 0.99
00:33:09.300 TTS off. 0.98
00:33:10.140 I'll be back on in a bit.
00:33:12.040 Are they bringing the burger?
00:33:14.100 Oh, no. 1.00
00:33:14.760 Damn it. 0.99
00:33:15.120 Neon's biggest pin donated $5. 1.00
00:33:19.460 What the fuck are you guys saying? 0.99
00:33:20.760 Nothing, bro. 1.00
00:33:21.200 Don't worry about it.
00:33:21.940 Nothing.
00:33:22.960 Thanks, Ethan.
00:33:24.000 No letter.
00:33:24.540 Tell me right now.
00:33:27.100 It's gonna be...
00:33:28.220 All right.
00:33:28.520 I'm gonna be full of Glock out.
00:33:30.200 I'm gonna tell you, bro.
00:33:31.120 I'll pull it out.
00:33:31.700 What?
00:33:32.020 We're bros, all right?
00:33:32.720 Sit down.
00:33:33.080 It was really weird.
00:33:36.320 Like, we were just having a normal conversation.
00:33:38.420 And then... 1.00
00:33:39.300 She told me she beats the skin off her pussy. 1.00
00:33:43.320 Like, it was, like, the weirdest thing I've heard in my life. 1.00
00:33:45.300 What?
00:33:45.600 And I started imagining it.
00:33:46.380 No, I didn't say that.
00:33:47.080 He's lying.
00:33:47.880 I swear to God.
00:33:48.460 No, I'm not even trolling.
00:33:49.040 I swear to God.
00:33:49.820 No, I swear I...
00:33:50.380 What were you talking about?
00:33:51.100 Tell me right now.
00:33:51.600 She rid of... 1.00
00:33:52.220 I was talking about...
00:33:52.860 No, tell me.
00:33:53.360 Tell me.
00:33:53.540 What are they talking about? 1.00
00:33:54.140 She beat the skin off her dick. 1.00
00:33:56.080 No, I said... 1.00
00:33:56.980 I was like, so you have a dick? 1.00
00:33:57.880 No, she's like, my pussy. 1.00
00:33:58.700 And I was like, oh, I'm really imagining it right now. 1.00
00:34:03.080 That's not what happened.
00:34:03.680 And then you came back.
00:34:04.400 So now we're good.
00:34:05.120 Move on.
00:34:05.460 We need a lie detector test right here.
00:34:07.560 That's not what happened.
00:34:08.440 Okay, you guys need an arm wrestle right now. 1.00
00:34:09.780 No, no.
00:34:10.180 My hand's dirty.
00:34:10.760 I need to go to the arcade, clean my hands, and I'm still eating my chicken tender. 0.99
00:34:14.160 Look at him ducking after saying all that bullshit about my girl, bro. 0.99
00:34:23.120 It's true? 1.00
00:34:23.860 Why are you saying that?
00:34:25.260 Who do you trust?
00:34:26.100 No, no.
00:34:26.320 Who do you trust?
00:34:26.760 Me or her?
00:34:30.180 When you're on true, I don't trust you at all, man.
00:34:31.920 Maybe when the camera's off.
00:34:33.080 Why are you talking about it?
00:34:36.320 They're all saying true.
00:34:38.000 I got to rewind it now.
00:34:39.120 I'm watching my own stream.
00:34:40.060 Oh, my God, bro. 1.00
00:34:58.860 Okay, you talking about beating your dick? 1.00
00:35:00.400 Yeah, even when I wasn't eating my hands, I was really good. 1.00
00:35:04.620 Now, this is a little awkward.
00:35:06.520 It's a nice thing.
00:35:07.500 Same for me.
00:35:08.460 Oh, okay.
00:35:10.040 It's good to hear.
00:35:10.940 I beat the skin off.
00:35:13.820 That wasn't me.
00:35:16.020 That wasn't me.
00:35:17.160 I hear you saying it.
00:35:19.280 No, it's like the AI.
00:35:21.620 No, that was actually like...
00:35:23.140 I respect it, though.
00:35:24.300 It's an AI video.
00:35:25.220 They pound it to me. 1.00
00:35:26.800 Are you saying you beat the skin off your dick? 1.00
00:35:28.660 No, I asked. 1.00
00:35:29.300 I was like, see if a dick doesn't know mine. 1.00
00:35:32.840 I leave for five seconds? 1.00
00:35:34.180 What are you talking about?
00:35:35.360 Dude, we're talking...
00:35:35.700 You brought it up first.
00:35:36.580 I brought it up first.
00:35:37.340 This is my fault.
00:35:37.960 Yeah, I'm wrong. 1.00
00:35:38.860 What the fuck? 1.00
00:35:40.560 All right. 1.00
00:35:41.120 With context, that doesn't sound as bad.
00:35:43.400 Let's go to the arcade.
00:35:44.240 No.
00:35:44.600 Can I finish my chicken talk? 0.98
00:35:45.480 Hurry the fuck up, man. 0.99
00:35:46.360 You didn't even pay yet. 0.99
00:35:47.420 I just paid.
00:35:48.020 Don't ask. 1.00
00:35:48.280 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:35:48.540 All right. 1.00
00:35:53.200 Wait, so why did you lie?
00:35:55.020 I...
00:35:55.480 That is a red flag.
00:35:56.440 I told you they did the AI thing.
00:36:01.060 I mean, and I wasn't here.
00:36:05.840 You gaslighting now?
00:36:07.920 Yeah.
00:36:09.300 Okay, I don't know.
00:36:10.100 It's just...
00:36:10.580 I don't care.
00:36:11.780 In this situation, you got to break down in tears for a clip.
00:36:14.640 Yeah, can you cry?
00:36:16.860 Can you fake cry, like, right now?
00:36:17.960 You can cry and come in.
00:36:19.160 Do it.
00:36:19.960 All right, look at him in the eye.
00:36:20.560 Stop telling him what to do.
00:36:22.380 Yo, you're insecure.
00:36:24.020 Cry. 0.75
00:36:25.500 What the... 1.00
00:36:26.300 What the fuck was that? 1.00
00:36:33.580 I made you laugh. 1.00
00:36:35.040 All right.
00:36:45.620 Stalker vibes?
00:36:46.400 What do you mean?
00:36:47.980 You.
00:36:49.080 Oh, yeah.
00:36:49.400 I'm a stalker.
00:36:56.300 What's so funny?
00:37:00.520 Nothing.
00:37:04.580 They're calling you Insecurco.
00:37:07.140 Insecurco. 0.99
00:37:07.600 You can't fucking read. 0.99
00:37:08.520 Just like, let's go to the arcade. 1.00
00:37:09.940 Let's go.
00:37:10.680 I'm just going to take it with me.
00:37:11.820 Yeah, just take the last one.
00:37:12.840 Ready?
00:37:13.700 Yeah.
00:37:13.960 Cracker cameraman, you had enough?
00:37:18.620 Yeah, yeah.
00:37:23.500 So how's the cameraman doing?
00:37:25.180 WL. 1.00
00:37:27.680 I haven't seen the bitch by the camera. 1.00
00:37:28.920 Where's the arcade? 1.00
00:37:41.400 Where's the arcade?
00:37:49.440 My dad texted me, W.
00:37:57.380 You're a good cameraman.
00:37:58.360 We'll be right back.