SNEAKO - July 06, 2023SNEAKO Meets She-Men on Monkey!
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Summary
In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by special guest & as they discuss a variety of topics. Tristan the jq is back from vacation and the boys discuss his trip to the Middle East.
Transcript
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they got it you guys have the deepest voices i've heard out of any human male or female
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for real that's what i be saying to uh people and they be always mistaking me for like never mind
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i ain't gonna give him no right now no give me the rundown the rundown okay so basically i be
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getting mistaken for a girl a lot oh you're a man see this is why i ain't want to get him right now
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man i thought he was woke on me i thought he was woke yes i'm a boy
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see uh like biologically i mean biologically yes yes i i don't take not a hormone not nothing
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i'm a boy this is natural natural for mother mother heavy on from mother
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you good over there we done rock this little world i mean we not doing no video in my mind
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damn damn damn damn fine thank you uh nastier nastier i'm proud to be secret for giving dabble
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for your Muslim brother with mom will be proud by the way did you check out ryan dallas tweet
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on Tristan the jq i didn't someone put the link in the chat so i can i can see what he tweeted
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i really got a shahada on stream what you playing huh no my god i'm on youtube
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nah okay bye what hi hey how you doing annabelle what's good with you i'm good how's your night
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going how old are you huh how old are you first question how old are you i asked you first you're
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25 no i'm not 25 how do you how old are you first how old are you little boy okay thanks for the
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saying nick flame ryan dawson today to tristan yesterday you should give him a call what
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what did what did tristan say about the jq oh wow he wrote an essay
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all right bye thanks dependents what is that me yo shut the fuck up that's racist
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there we go from 14 to 40 there's nothing in between we get like a normal age in here
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hey man what's uh what the why why is everybody skipping me chat
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yo what are y'all doing on that bed wait are you a singer yeah but what are y'all doing on that bed
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why you got his feet up like he's on a call with his girlfriend
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yo y'all look mad comfortable together on that bed man hey hey chill we're not doing nothing bro
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don't expose us don't expose us are y'all having a sleepover on the same bed
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dude what a sleep bro wait is this hey hey hey sneeko sneeko my cousin's like hey
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okay okay what were your cousin what were you saying about your cousin
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i'm just saying bro he he's over here taking pictures of you i'm like he was sneeko
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can you tell your man to put his toes down bro this is unacceptable in any household
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what the flying in the air you can smell that from here man what
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hey ain't go like sneeko this is a dope setup bro
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this is what i can see the youtube place behind you i could tell that you're somebody
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okay you got cheetos sneeko bro you thought that was funny
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all right you guys have fun with your sleepover all right all right i'm gonna catch you all right
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make sure to wrap it up all right you said what huh huh
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sneeko hey what's good what's good jason how you feeling man i'm good fam bro i've been watching
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you for like the longest fam you were you from florida yeah i'm from florida bro i had a feel
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where are you from broward no i'm from i'm from orlando it says orlando up there now what's good
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though let's go with you what you do what you're getting into hey are you on are you on twitch right
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now no i'm been on twitch man if you've been watching me for a minute you would then do that
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come on man thank you i can't be on i know it is that is that i i just like i've been like
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sleeping lately you know what i mean he was how long you've been sleeping i've gone through some
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shit right like you know what i mean what you going through what's wrong you know some grandma
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grandpa died and all that oh man i saw i'm sorry about that hey how you doing what are you doing
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to get over it i mean i just be playing baseball baseball you dominican no i'm i'm puerto rican
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oh puerto rican okay okay okay what's that tell me a puerto rican phrase
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like what you mean like i mean dominicans say que lo que what do puerto rican say they say huepa
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you feel me yeah yeah yeah all right bro you have a good night man stay up
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go youtube bro all right peace what's his twitter link right here
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okay i'll check this out later hey man what's good though hey are you streamer
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i'm yeah i'm chilling man what's good with you oh oh how much you're uh subscriber i don't worry
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about it man it doesn't matter right cloud is all an illusion oh you you sound like android
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no i don't yeah yeah no yes man you'll sound like andrew no he's a he's a he's a misogynist
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he's a human trafficker why would you say that about me what the what the you same man you you
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sound like same andrew why would you say that to me i need to wikido through all these people on monkey
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what the this is a giant psyop that they created
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uh you're 100 uh sound like andrew you're a you're a really i'm better than you in any way i have
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the master iq i could kill you in a fight with my bare hands what the slap slap show
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i think it's a little bit disrespectful for you to say though i'm not gonna lie man i was actually
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looking forward to having a good conversation with you and you're a little bit mean
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how how you are talking like uh him you using any voice recorder or something
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are you trying to say i'm taco tape sorry are you calling me taco tape no no no no no no no
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are you like are you being racist because like i'm mexican and i'm taco tape is that what you're
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trying to insinuate you're mexican i thought you are from romania
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you got jokes right you got jokes right ah shut up
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i don't stop saying lmao that's not funny i need to beat these allegations there's no way
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hey man it's nico let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go hey hey what you what you
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guys get into tonight huh what you guys get into tonight no no no no what's your favorite color
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red okay so i was i was trying to see if it was like just like a yeah talk to me talk to me talk to
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me what's up though we're here it's happening what's good talk to me
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okay i'm not gonna say i know like all that weird and i don't want to be all that weird
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are you live streaming right now no no no i'm just showing right now oh do you make youtube videos or
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something i'm banned on youtube no i don't know how you guys don't know that but yeah ban on youtube
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yeah yeah don't watch you like that oh cool cool cool cool i just know the hype around you i know how
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you got cooked by charlie it was right what are you talking about man bro what when he pulled out
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the ar-15 and you had that little glocky and he pulled out where's your clock you talking a lot
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of smack you ain't got none man what's up what's up huh yo shoot it right now
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bro i didn't get cooked by charlie what are you talking about man if i had a youtube channel where
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i could have replied it would have been a different story but i'm on rumble so i don't have the
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capability to make the same response nobody even reacts to my response i'm gonna rumble video so you
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could see what happened like all the other youtubers reactions you can even ask your friends
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they'll tell you to be honest because you know how you if i had a youtube channel that would be a
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different story i'm banned so of course you get to change the narrative and make it look like i got
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cooked if i don't have a youtube channel to defend myself that makes no sense okay but what about the
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thing in jadeon's car you remember because isn't she stop stop stop touching me i'm talking to sneaker bro
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not to be like hanging on down because i do i i respect you you you realize but like yeah i just want to
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bring that up because like if there was one thing it'd be the one thing i want to talk to you about
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you know what i'm saying what one thing that because you cool you're famous i'm a cloud chaser
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but i don't got no cloud hey man you know what i appreciate the honesty from you you you you're cool
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man what's your name uh my name is kavon plowman this is edwin mcgana okay cool cool cool yeah do you
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ever play soccer ball what do you do when you uh how do you what's the action you do to a soccer ball
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you kidding he's about to leave stupid bruh you could get yeah stupid i should have said where
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yeah the government is crazy i'm not gonna lie he did squeal like a girl he went i can't even do it
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hey what the hell how old are you oh you're on twitch i'm not gonna get you ben sir i'm sorry sir
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no please don't call my dad i'm sorry man i'm calling your dad right now my dad's in jail figure
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out the jail he's in i i'll call him from jail is that miko is that wait that's miko what the
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funny go why are you pointing that at me i don't know why you're excited i hope you know i i hope you
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know i'm calling your dad i'm calling your dad though okay bumbleclap bro bumbleclap
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what the fuck tripping hey how you doing b b why are you calling you b because i want to be with
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you okay that's crazy you're on my dick you're trans what you what you playing what you playing why
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why are you why are you saying that is that a tick tock why are you doing that how old are you
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game are you playing i'm not playing no games then what are you watching why you have headphones on
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to hear you and you say nothing oh well i got a gaming chair yeah because it's comfortable
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all right that's what's up i know you play something i know you play youtube
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no you got youtube hey you need to be doing your homework dude go study get out of here on monkey
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murat from istanbul turkey chat what's the greeting i could say in turkish
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hey man what's good with you i can't see your face
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how are you able to see me your hat's all the way down
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yeah that's not that's that's nico hey man what's good though
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yeah that white boy he didn't text me back what should i what should i do about that
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right right right right are you gonna spin the block with me
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oh god he deserves it right down there what do you think what do you think about aiden ross he says
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that i i punch slow hey can i get a follow that niggas yo that niggas mad gay bro watch out
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bro aiden ross is gay yeah but he's true he has like that right there i'm like you think it's a white
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people thing right i mean he'd act like two guys like aiden ross a little he's like fruity in the booty too
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he goes sneak up it might be it might run in the white community
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all right you guys have a good night because that was gayer than anything aiden ross has ever done
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watch my clips watch my clip no that wasn't funny man it's a mag it's a mag
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i gotta admit i kind of like uh moist critical more after that i'm not gonna lie i'm aww
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yes but how are you guys doing you you guys uh you got a shiny lights oh
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it's miami what i like in my way way way he's actually man oh what's good man sacramento that's
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where death curse is from what are you guys doing nico hey man what's popping you got that tiktok
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hair what would you guys get into tonight not much we're just nico yeah man who are you
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i watched you bro i watched you on youtube i'm not on youtube i'm bad on youtube
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respectfully though happy no you was on youtube though yeah you don't watch me on rumble
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i don't no i don't okay i just see the clips do you know you see the clips do you know where aiden
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raw streams on yeah what is no i don't i i just see clips i don't i don't watch it you know what
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what website does aiden raw stream on i i i be on i see on tiktok instagram and youtube shorts that's
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where i see it i don't i don't i only be seeing the aftermath honestly yeah i don't watch the
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mainstream yeah i just see clips okay okay okay what do you do um i forget like when you when
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you there's a soccer ball what do you do to it a soccer ball yeah what you kick it stupid thank you
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for the 10 uh dependence ebon film streams on kq would be down to debate you on various topics okay
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cool i don't know what that is hey how y'all doing man is this uh famous person you're famous too
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not not to be weird don't do that don't do me i hate when y'all famous people do that no i know you
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you guys are we got to do that little you're famous no no no i've seen you you guys are lizzo's backup
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dancers oh okay i thought i recognized you uh okay okay how are you guys doing tonight what are you
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smoking on smoking on the epic tonight what time is it over there where you guys from
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shreveport louisiana ratchet city shout us out yeah okay okay okay you gang banging what is your
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favorite race of men um african-american hell no homophobic and every other thing the else toxic
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konichiwa japanese i that's not what i want but um oh yeah um they're nicer they're nicer
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they're nice they really are so easy that's not what you want but i don't understand why you say
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that because you said your question what is with his question what's the most okay let me change the
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question what's the most attractive race baby i gotta give it to my people right people got it baby i'm
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sorry they got it you guys have the deepest voices i've heard out of any human male or female
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for real that's what i'll be saying to uh people and they be always mistaking me but like never mind i
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ain't gonna give him no right now no give me the rundown the rundown okay so basically i be getting
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mistaken for a girl a lot oh you're a man see this is why i ain't gonna get him right now man i thought he was
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see uh like biologically biologically biologically yes yes i i don't take not a hormone not nothing
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i'm a boy this is natural natural for mother mother heavy on from mother
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you good over there we done rock this little world we're not doing no video in my mind damn damn damn
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you almost got things almost we was this close we had shouted out our city and everything
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shut it out shreeport louisiana yeah rest your city baby okay oh my goodness
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this is a serial killer okay why is he a monkey
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hey how you doing joy i'm doing good how about you i'm doing pretty good you have a nice smooth
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voice oh thank you i like your lip gloss too thank you i like making you laugh where you from
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i'm from philly you're from philly okay have you ever been to miami no i want to go to miami though
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do you want to let me say would you i mean we could i think i need to get to know you a little
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bit first we just can't what the fuck fuck what the
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hey man what's wrong who what's good what's good bro hey what's popping man
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nah it's cool where you at right now what's y'all up to
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all right what do you think about nelson mandela
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yo you really want to know the history of nelson mandela yes yes yes
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obviously you do know the the the history about him all
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yeah can you explain in really really long detail i'm ready
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10 years i'm out of school but i still remember slightly okay can you tell me an extreme excruciating
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how you doing jessica good where are you from florida from baton rouge you know you kind of look like india
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india who india little dirks baby mom no i do not a little bit i just mean that as a compliment
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what bro what the is wrong with my wrist chat what am i doing that's wrong
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what are you saying kick you know what i'm about to do no kick
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fake ass fans chat you guys are the real ones in chat right now like all the all these bots
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all these npcs just from shorts and ig reels and all the programming dude those scrolling
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you guys are real ones and so it's 4 a.m and you guys are in here right now watching a schizo
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stream that bombed ukraine i don't know why aren't you like that i don't know but question
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yeah was it russia that bombed ukraine or was it germany it was the united states that bombed
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the biden bombed the north stream pipeline okay but the war was it between russia and ukraine
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or was it between um germany and ukraine what war the war going on right now yeah russia
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ukraine oh fuck i seen some dude from germany i was like that's why you bombed ukraine and
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hit next that that wasn't it they bombed poland back in the 30s but germany doesn't do any more
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bombing yeah yeah you gotta work into geopolitics before you start insulting man
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what are you guys doing up on the toilet like that we're just in here okay is one of you pooping
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right now no okay are you guys in a relationship no you guys are very comfortable together
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damn damn you ain't gotta say it like that i'm sorry sir what the fuck you you you just
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be safe i'm just trying to get to know you just trying to talk to you nah i'm just chilling
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just trying to to get you know who's who's which one of you spice okay i think i could be
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the ice to your spice yeah i said that i went there dad you home but i'm not ice spice i'm only
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spice so spice has to be lonely has to be lonely but i can bring you the seasoning
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because you know all meat needs some spice on it
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oh what time for you to go my boy because you're violent you look like a red carrot who
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fuck is that haircut bro bitch you look like a brazilian soccer player
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okay you look like you got locked up for a weed pen in russia
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it was working and see it's always the fat ugly one that has to fuck it up
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bro i was doing fine and the ugly yo what's up my man how you doing bro