SNEAKO - March 01, 2023


SNEAKO Motivates A Fan Losing Weight


Episode Stats

Length

29 minutes

Words per Minute

121.136116

Word Count

3,574

Sentence Count

540

Misogynist Sentences

15

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Keemstar, let's get right into the news.
00:00:11.020 Is this real?
00:00:13.560 Let's get right.
00:00:17.560 That's not you.
00:00:19.100 You're the 40-year-old guy who reports about people half his age and their dating status.
00:00:24.060 Is this real?
00:00:30.000 Are you fucking real? Are you the guy?
00:00:35.600 What guy?
00:00:39.960 Bro, you're the guy. You're the guy.
00:00:42.620 I fucking bow down to you, bro.
00:00:45.700 What the fuck?
00:00:46.480 You and the other guys have helped me change my fucking perspective and world.
00:00:52.980 What have I changed your perspective on, Keemstar?
00:00:55.400 I've actually changed the way that I've lived and I'm bettering myself.
00:01:04.320 Dog, I'm on a path, dude.
00:01:06.940 Like, I've lost a lot of fucking weight and it's because the inspiration that you guys have given me.
00:01:12.580 How much weight are you down?
00:01:13.580 Man, I can't even fucking believe that this is real.
00:01:19.700 Like, to be honest.
00:01:22.200 Like, on this journey, the biggest I ever was was 388 pounds.
00:01:27.540 That was about three years ago, right?
00:01:30.800 I got down to 330 and I stagnated, right?
00:01:36.140 Like, I lived life.
00:01:39.260 I got where I needed to be.
00:01:43.460 And I was still there.
00:01:45.940 330 pounds, just stagnant.
00:01:49.080 Now I'm 280.
00:01:52.340 Okay?
00:01:53.400 I have started this journey.
00:01:55.260 It ain't been long.
00:01:57.060 It's really a New Year's resolution.
00:01:58.880 But, dude, I have gone at it.
00:02:01.140 I would not have been able to get where I am without the inspiration from people like you and people like Aiden Ross.
00:02:10.660 You guys are fucking amazing.
00:02:15.680 Okay?
00:02:18.300 I salute you and I respect what y'all are doing.
00:02:22.560 Y'all are the real men of this generation and y'all, I applaud y'all.
00:02:28.460 Fuck, I dropped my phone.
00:02:31.140 That's real shit, dude.
00:02:36.160 That's real fucking shit.
00:02:38.460 Y'all inspire the fuck out of me.
00:02:42.260 What the hell is your phone?
00:02:43.840 You have like 10 sound effects?
00:02:45.780 I'm on fucking Spotify and my phone dropped and it just started being dumb.
00:02:52.520 I apologize.
00:02:54.880 Yo, I'm sorry.
00:02:55.900 I appreciate that.
00:02:56.880 I'm going to tell Aiden you said that too.
00:02:58.140 Someone, bro, how many push-ups can you do?
00:03:02.840 Me, I don't do push-ups because I have an apron stomach, right?
00:03:07.160 It touches the ground.
00:03:09.600 And, yeah.
00:03:10.840 That's the first time I ever heard that terminology.
00:03:13.760 Yeah, no.
00:03:14.360 It like sags and it makes my back sag and everything.
00:03:17.080 I can't really do push-ups.
00:03:18.740 And running is not an option either because I have a fucked up tendon in my foot.
00:03:23.360 So how did you lose the weight?
00:03:24.340 Hitting weights.
00:03:26.000 Hitting weights.
00:03:26.700 You lost all that power.
00:03:27.660 You lost all that like lifting weights?
00:03:30.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:31.000 I got dumbbells right here and I got a curl bar over there, right?
00:03:35.100 I put on other things.
00:03:36.400 This was just a drop set I did earlier.
00:03:38.920 But I've been working at it, man.
00:03:43.400 I'm not stopping.
00:03:45.440 I will not stop.
00:03:47.420 Yo, I still can't fucking believe this is real, dude.
00:03:53.640 Yo, what do you think about Aiden going to kick?
00:03:56.980 Going to where?
00:03:58.100 Going to kick.
00:03:58.800 He got banned from Twitch and he went to this gambling slash hot tub website called kick.
00:04:03.680 Like, see, I don't keep up with the whole entire ecosystem that much.
00:04:11.960 You know, it's just in and out like shorts and things like that.
00:04:14.940 And just watching some conversations.
00:04:17.140 The clip, Chad, I'm telling you.
00:04:18.320 It's all clips, man.
00:04:21.480 Man.
00:04:23.860 Y'all, y'all.
00:04:25.080 Keep it up, man.
00:04:25.740 All 2020-23.
00:04:27.380 It's still the start, man.
00:04:28.240 It's not even March yet.
00:04:30.320 2020-20-23.
00:04:32.240 Salute, bro.
00:04:33.680 Let's go.
00:04:34.500 What's your goal?
00:04:36.520 What's your goal for the end of the year?
00:04:39.900 What you going to get to?
00:04:41.900 Huh?
00:04:42.460 What you going to get to by the end of the year?
00:04:47.800 Oh, you mean weight?
00:04:49.060 Weight?
00:04:49.740 Yeah.
00:04:51.480 Oh, man.
00:04:53.420 My goal right now is just to get down.
00:04:55.560 What I really want to get down is to at least 200 pounds.
00:04:58.340 I want to say I dropped, you know, 180 pounds at least.
00:05:04.120 Right?
00:05:05.320 I want to say I dropped a whole grown fucking man.
00:05:08.320 So, it's just where I'm at right now, man.
00:05:15.740 Hey, man.
00:05:16.620 I appreciate y'all.
00:05:18.340 The grind is a stop.
00:05:19.640 Better every day.
00:05:20.640 Resist the soy mind.
00:05:21.660 Don't watch porn.
00:05:23.320 Don't listen to the woke people.
00:05:25.480 Yes, sir.
00:05:27.660 Keep it up, bro.
00:05:29.000 Yes, sir.
00:05:29.820 Damn.
00:05:30.620 Thanks again, man.
00:05:36.000 Yo, you good?
00:05:36.760 What are you vaping?
00:05:38.520 Huh?
00:05:39.040 You vaping right now?
00:05:40.640 Am I vaping?
00:05:42.040 Hey, why are you coughing like that?
00:05:44.420 What do I, what?
00:05:45.500 Why are you coughing like that?
00:05:47.720 Oh, I was hitting the bomb.
00:05:50.120 Let me see the stuff.
00:05:51.320 What do you have on your hand?
00:05:55.420 Anarchy, money, and then two things I don't know.
00:05:58.160 What's the, what's the meaning?
00:06:06.700 Are you going to become a SoundCloud rapper?
00:06:10.140 No, I'm not going to become a SoundCloud rapper.
00:06:12.640 Are you going to be the new Billie Eilish?
00:06:15.540 Oh, wow.
00:06:17.020 That's far.
00:06:18.780 So, what are you going to do?
00:06:21.820 Just be me.
00:06:24.100 And who are you?
00:06:24.960 I make, I make money, so.
00:06:27.260 How do you make money?
00:06:28.880 I'm a mechanic.
00:06:31.540 Really?
00:06:32.000 That's the most manly job you could have possibly said.
00:06:35.640 Yeah.
00:06:37.080 What do you,
00:06:38.020 So, you know how to like fix tires and stuff?
00:06:42.360 Not just tires.
00:06:43.620 I can fix the whole car.
00:06:45.460 So, you know what a carburetor is?
00:06:47.740 I know what everything is.
00:06:49.240 I just put a V6 in my, in my brother's car.
00:06:55.500 I don't know if it was my brother or my stepbrother.
00:06:57.580 It was a minute ago.
00:06:59.580 Why, you seem feminine, but you have a manly life.
00:07:03.460 Yeah.
00:07:03.820 How do you balance that?
00:07:05.460 How do you balance that?
00:07:09.040 I don't know.
00:07:10.560 I just have to learn to take care of myself from a young age.
00:07:15.440 With the weed that helps you take care of yourself.
00:07:17.240 Not just the weed.
00:07:20.540 What else?
00:07:22.960 I do a lot of things.
00:07:24.340 I do MMA fighting, so.
00:07:26.320 Are you trans?
00:07:31.140 Am I trans?
00:07:33.640 No, I'm not trans.
00:07:38.140 MMA fighting, mechanic.
00:07:40.540 You're here smoking weed, smoking backwoods, and doing coke.
00:07:45.460 No.
00:07:46.160 But you also have the giant eyelashes, but everything else you do points to negative eyelashes.
00:07:50.520 I'm confused.
00:07:53.660 That's funny.
00:07:54.540 How old are you?
00:07:56.220 So, what do you do?
00:07:58.020 I just talked to cute girls on Omegle.
00:08:01.520 How old are you?
00:08:03.020 I'm 19.
00:08:04.540 Oh, perfect.
00:08:06.060 All right.
00:08:11.820 You didn't even get scared.
00:08:14.700 Where are you from?
00:08:16.660 This is Miami behind me.
00:08:19.140 Oh, that's what's up.
00:08:20.460 What if I had actually pulled it out?
00:08:22.480 You would have stayed in the call?
00:08:24.540 I mean, I was looking away.
00:08:27.460 You're just going to dot and just block it out?
00:08:29.920 Yeah, just like that.
00:08:31.680 Where are you from?
00:08:33.200 I'm from New York.
00:08:35.440 Queens?
00:08:36.800 No, I'm from Harlem.
00:08:39.220 Oh, okay.
00:08:39.760 I used to live on 141st and 7th.
00:08:45.720 It's hectic out there.
00:08:46.720 I live on 149.
00:08:48.980 It's hectic out there.
00:08:50.280 You don't sound like you're from Harlem.
00:08:52.200 I don't?
00:08:54.440 Say something in a Harlem accent.
00:08:56.360 Like, what do you want me to say?
00:09:01.320 I don't know.
00:09:01.740 Say something, say something Harlem.
00:09:02.700 What's my mother?
00:09:03.440 Yeah, there you go.
00:09:04.340 There you go.
00:09:07.520 Yeah.
00:09:08.180 Tell me a little more about your tattoos.
00:09:11.120 About my tattoos?
00:09:12.280 Yeah.
00:09:12.440 You must have seen a lot if you're out here getting face-tats at 16.
00:09:26.200 Yeah, it was probably because of my ex.
00:09:31.140 He fucked me up.
00:09:32.660 Emotional damage.
00:09:33.620 That's what I notice about tattoos and girls.
00:09:35.680 It's always a sign of some emotional damage.
00:09:39.740 Yeah.
00:09:41.660 But you're past that now.
00:09:43.180 You're better.
00:09:44.900 Yeah, I'm trying to.
00:09:47.580 With the MMA and the cocaine and fentanyl you're smoking.
00:09:52.560 Oh, nah.
00:09:54.780 You're funny.
00:09:56.920 What else do you do besides fix cars, fight people, and sell drugs in Harlem?
00:10:02.980 Oh, my.
00:10:05.960 I mean, I don't really do much other than that.
00:10:09.060 I want to go back to school, but I don't know.
00:10:13.420 What do you mean you don't know?
00:10:14.060 I'm kind of busy.
00:10:15.360 Busy doing what?
00:10:16.140 Are you busy talking to-
00:10:17.920 I work 12-hour shifts.
00:10:20.060 12-hour shifts?
00:10:21.760 Yeah.
00:10:25.020 Damn.
00:10:26.200 What are you saving for?
00:10:28.940 You have, like, you have kids?
00:10:30.920 No, I don't have kids.
00:10:33.200 Why are you working so hard?
00:10:34.180 Why don't you find a nice man to take care of you?
00:10:38.180 My last dude fucked me up.
00:10:40.220 I don't even know if I could trust man again after that.
00:10:42.760 Oh, you know, so that's why you're trans now?
00:10:46.980 I'm not trans.
00:10:49.140 Nah, he left me to go date his cousin.
00:10:54.540 Boom, fuck up!
00:10:55.360 You realize that you dodged a bullet.
00:11:08.640 If you were sleeping with a cousin fucker, you're in a better situation than before.
00:11:13.580 You got nothing to worry about.
00:11:14.620 No, yeah, I know.
00:11:17.240 I know.
00:11:18.320 But, ooh, that was some shit.
00:11:23.100 When I found about that shit, mm-mm.
00:11:26.200 How did you find out?
00:11:27.260 He broke up with me because he said, like, the most generic bullshit, like, oh, I need
00:11:33.640 time to look on myself.
00:11:35.000 We could be best friends till we get back together again.
00:11:37.820 I was like, what the fuck?
00:11:40.760 And he lied to me about a lot of shit.
00:11:43.180 He cheated on me so much.
00:11:44.740 With his cousin, though?
00:11:46.580 With his family?
00:11:48.540 Yeah, with his family.
00:11:52.100 Did he ever invite you to family reunions?
00:11:54.620 I went to Thanksgiving with him.
00:11:56.820 Oh, that was like the club for him.
00:12:00.360 Thanksgiving was Tinder for him.
00:12:03.160 Yeah.
00:12:04.160 No, that's literally the day that he started dating her, I think.
00:12:08.780 I mean, he gave thanks.
00:12:11.060 Yeah, but then he dated me for, like, a week after.
00:12:14.740 I mean, he was definitely stuffing.
00:12:20.500 Yeah.
00:12:21.700 He had a lot of shit.
00:12:23.080 I don't even know.
00:12:25.480 Yeah, but that's in the past.
00:12:28.420 That's in the past.
00:12:29.460 That's in the past.
00:12:29.980 I spent over a band on him for Christmas, though.
00:12:32.680 Oh, simp.
00:12:35.740 Yeah.
00:12:36.380 What did you buy?
00:12:37.860 I bought him a PS5, the new Xbox.
00:12:41.540 I bought him a BB belt.
00:12:43.400 I bought him a Babe hoodie.
00:12:45.740 I bought him, like, three new J's.
00:12:48.840 I bought him a new TV.
00:12:51.640 And I put a down payment for a car for him.
00:12:57.140 Yeah.
00:12:58.080 Damn, he was pimping you.
00:13:00.940 He worked...
00:13:01.820 Oh, I don't even want to tell you where he worked at.
00:13:03.980 Tell me.
00:13:08.360 Now I want to know.
00:13:09.560 Now I have to know.
00:13:12.100 Guess.
00:13:13.880 Starlets in Queens.
00:13:15.740 No.
00:13:17.940 Show Palace.
00:13:19.760 No.
00:13:20.680 Worse.
00:13:21.880 Who?
00:13:23.200 Worse.
00:13:24.680 A brothel?
00:13:25.460 No, he worked at McDonald's.
00:13:32.360 You were paying for...
00:13:34.860 A cousin fucking at McDonald's?
00:13:38.060 Bro, what is wrong with you?
00:13:40.940 Oh, my gosh.
00:13:44.900 I don't even know, to be honest.
00:13:50.320 All right, but don't go lesbian just because you had this one bad experience.
00:13:54.320 What the fuck?
00:13:54.680 What makes you think I'm a lesbian?
00:13:55.960 You said I'm done with men now, and now you're a mechanic.
00:13:59.000 That's the gayest job a girl could have.
00:14:00.900 That's the gayest job.
00:14:01.920 That's a gay-ass job for a girl.
00:14:04.460 Yeah.
00:14:05.980 I braid hair, too, though.
00:14:07.960 Like, men's hair.
00:14:09.820 Why not women's hair?
00:14:13.040 Because, like, I don't know.
00:14:15.100 It's easier to do it on men's hair.
00:14:19.200 City boys up.
00:14:20.380 I mean...
00:14:21.860 City boys up.
00:14:23.280 Everybody thinks I be fucking my customers, and I never do that shit.
00:14:26.760 I have respect for myself.
00:14:28.360 So who you be fucking?
00:14:30.480 No, I don't be fucking.
00:14:32.720 Ever?
00:14:34.240 Not really.
00:14:35.560 No, not really.
00:14:36.660 Only when I'm in a relationship or if I'm trying to get to know somebody.
00:14:42.760 We know each other now.
00:14:44.980 We know each other?
00:14:46.360 I think so.
00:14:47.520 I think I know your whole...
00:14:49.340 I got to know you pretty well.
00:14:51.360 Yeah.
00:14:53.880 I'm coming to Harlem tomorrow.
00:14:56.160 You're coming to Harlem tomorrow?
00:14:57.640 Yeah, I got to fix my tire.
00:15:00.240 You got to fix your tire.
00:15:01.960 I got you.
00:15:02.840 Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:15:05.080 Bye.
00:15:06.780 Hey.
00:15:08.440 What's up?
00:15:10.020 Sin...
00:15:10.660 Sin...
00:15:11.660 Sin...
00:15:13.660 Sin...
00:15:14.300 Sin City was in Asia.
00:15:16.880 Hey, you know about this?
00:15:19.380 And what you know about this, bro?
00:15:21.200 Angels like a...
00:15:22.820 Okay.
00:15:25.700 Hello, dog.
00:15:30.220 That's it?
00:15:30.860 That's all you got?
00:15:32.120 I thought he was going to go chocolate rain.
00:15:33.580 Chocolate rain.
00:15:35.680 What the hell?
00:15:36.260 That guy's beating you off.
00:15:44.720 D-Monty's make the schittos shave their head if they come up.
00:15:48.080 Hey, how you doing?
00:15:48.940 What's 9 plus 10?
00:15:50.360 You look like bald.
00:15:52.840 I look like bald?
00:15:53.940 I've seen you before.
00:15:57.980 Oh, yeah?
00:15:58.680 I don't think I've seen you.
00:15:59.540 Who are you?
00:15:59.820 I just watched a video about you.
00:16:01.760 What video?
00:16:03.120 It was about that guy and his girlfriend took him to Olive Garden or something.
00:16:08.120 Oh, yeah?
00:16:08.860 Yeah.
00:16:09.180 I met him on here.
00:16:11.720 Wait, you watch Rumble?
00:16:13.540 Is that his name?
00:16:16.960 No, no, no.
00:16:17.940 Where did you see that?
00:16:19.440 On YouTube?
00:16:20.000 On Tuba?
00:16:20.980 TikTok.
00:16:22.740 What the hell?
00:16:23.980 Chad, this really made it out.
00:16:25.840 We made it out of Rumble.
00:16:27.600 Heck, yeah.
00:16:28.320 Why is it?
00:16:29.180 My camera looks weird, right?
00:16:31.280 No, it looks fine.
00:16:33.300 You get to see the beautiful view and TikToker or YouTuber.
00:16:38.060 Are you a YouTuber?
00:16:39.140 No, I'm a Rumbler.
00:16:40.340 I got banned.
00:16:41.580 Rumbler?
00:16:42.040 What is Rumbler?
00:16:42.900 You're like a type of...
00:16:44.840 Yo, are you high right now?
00:16:46.500 No.
00:16:51.460 Why are you laughing?
00:16:52.540 I'm sober.
00:16:56.300 But you got a 2009 ringtone.
00:16:59.680 It's the iPhone 13.
00:17:01.960 I just don't know what type of ringtone.
00:17:04.280 I never heard this shit.
00:17:04.900 That's a little bit rude for you to not hang up and talk to me right now.
00:17:08.640 I got you.
00:17:09.480 I got you.
00:17:09.880 Stop calling me.
00:17:16.020 Hi.
00:17:19.480 So what are you talking on your podcast?
00:17:25.760 We're talking about this new app called Skip.
00:17:30.380 Oh, yeah?
00:17:31.440 Yeah.
00:17:32.440 Have you heard about it?
00:17:33.200 I think I might have.
00:17:44.000 Why are you squinting at me?
00:17:52.940 But why did my hair look like this?
00:17:54.400 I swear to God, it's all bald spot chat.
00:17:56.180 It's just the light.
00:17:57.560 See, like right here, I'm looking crispy.
00:17:59.960 And then I go up here and it's like, what the...
00:18:03.040 And so a girl's like, you're bald.
00:18:07.220 Yo.
00:18:09.120 Yo, I know you from somewhere.
00:18:10.440 Oh, God.
00:18:11.020 I think we had class together.
00:18:13.000 Yeah, totally.
00:18:13.860 Totally.
00:18:14.260 We had history class together.
00:18:16.220 Yeah.
00:18:16.680 Yeah.
00:18:17.360 Totally.
00:18:18.540 Yeah.
00:18:19.040 Yeah.
00:18:19.360 Yo.
00:18:19.640 Why your light look like that?
00:18:22.080 My light?
00:18:22.860 Yeah.
00:18:23.200 It's like that.
00:18:23.940 You know?
00:18:24.380 My LED lights all the way around the room.
00:18:27.840 Damn.
00:18:28.280 So, wait.
00:18:28.760 Is it just...
00:18:29.220 Are you alone in the room right now?
00:18:30.780 Yeah.
00:18:31.100 No, it's here.
00:18:32.280 All right.
00:18:32.920 Cool, cool, cool.
00:18:33.800 So, because we alone, like...
00:18:35.260 You ready?
00:18:37.020 For what?
00:18:37.640 Yo, what the fuck?
00:18:40.440 Yo, yo.
00:18:41.300 You need to chill.
00:18:42.200 Not gonna lie.
00:18:43.720 Yo.
00:18:44.720 Yo.
00:18:45.360 That's crazy that you didn't skip.
00:18:47.060 That you just started giggling when I did that.
00:18:49.220 Yo.
00:18:49.600 You went, yo.
00:18:51.020 Oh, my God.
00:18:52.420 What the hell, bro?
00:18:53.420 You're supposed to skip.
00:18:55.980 Yo.
00:18:58.440 Ew, man.
00:18:59.200 Why are you giggling like that, bro?
00:19:00.420 Get the fuck out of here, man.
00:19:01.280 Yo.
00:19:07.640 Dude, you have a beautiful view.
00:19:15.840 Oh, thanks.
00:19:17.100 What song are you playing?
00:19:18.880 She's somebody's daughter.
00:19:20.020 She's more than guilty.
00:19:21.860 Are you in a trailer right now?
00:19:23.740 Yeah.
00:19:24.960 What the fuck?
00:19:25.880 Where was she?
00:19:28.920 Yo, Simps in the chat, bro.
00:19:30.280 You guys need to get a fucking life, man.
00:19:33.200 We're gonna watch that Brian Dawson Stop Simming video after this,
00:19:35.740 because, like, you're fucking losers, bro.
00:19:40.700 None of that shit on Rumble.
00:19:41.860 I can't.
00:19:42.420 It's still mind-blowing to me that these people are on Rumble.
00:19:45.880 No way.
00:19:47.240 Yo.
00:19:49.460 Trump or Biden?
00:19:52.700 Are you sneaker?
00:19:53.900 Trump or Biden?
00:19:55.560 Are you sneaker?
00:19:57.320 Trump or Biden?
00:19:58.840 Trump.
00:19:59.120 Wrong.
00:19:59.840 Why?
00:20:01.700 Because he's just better.
00:20:03.220 Biden's, like, he doesn't even know he's alive right now.
00:20:07.540 You feel me?
00:20:09.660 Who's your favorite streamer?
00:20:14.180 Hmm.
00:20:15.380 Twitch?
00:20:17.800 Probably, like, Kai or Aiden or some shit.
00:20:22.540 You alone in the room right now?
00:20:25.580 Yeah.
00:20:28.180 You ready?
00:20:29.940 Yeah, I'm ready.
00:20:30.700 Oh my god.
00:20:33.960 Oh my god.
00:20:35.280 Oh my god.
00:20:36.080 Why are you giggling?
00:20:37.280 Why is your reaction not leaving?
00:20:40.360 Why are you just giggling at that?
00:20:42.260 Dude.
00:20:43.940 Why would I not want to see Sneaker's dick?
00:20:47.140 Like, dude, come on.
00:20:48.140 Come on.
00:20:48.480 Come on.
00:20:48.560 Hey, I know you.
00:21:04.420 Oh.
00:21:05.900 You on TikTok?
00:21:07.760 No, I'm not.
00:21:08.780 TikTok and YouTube.
00:21:10.540 Nah, I'm not on TikTok, but I am on Big Cock.
00:21:15.300 Oh, hell nah.
00:21:16.200 You feel me?
00:21:22.840 Hey, what's good?
00:21:23.600 What's good?
00:21:24.180 Oh.
00:21:25.280 Yo, chat.
00:21:27.800 Ooh.
00:21:30.880 Ooh.
00:21:33.640 Ha.
00:21:34.460 Ha.
00:21:35.960 Ha.
00:21:37.640 You feel me?
00:21:38.880 If I wasn't streaming, I had that shit, bro.
00:21:44.040 I had that shit.
00:21:45.480 The only reason I didn't go fucking get the fucking, you know what I mean?
00:21:48.500 Because I'm streaming.
00:21:49.560 That shit, I had.
00:21:53.460 Got it.
00:21:55.920 Could have got, bro, 100%.
00:21:57.600 If I wasn't streaming.
00:22:01.520 But I'm not trying to get some trans girl with dating a cousin fucker.
00:22:05.100 I'm good on that.
00:22:05.600 What's going on, man?
00:22:12.380 LGBT?
00:22:16.500 No.
00:22:17.660 It's more like, um...
00:22:18.880 I didn't find any new smart phone devices.
00:22:21.400 You can try again.
00:22:22.980 It's more like...
00:22:24.240 Hold on.
00:22:24.780 What's going on, man?
00:22:26.020 Yo, what's happening?
00:22:27.320 Bro, stop.
00:22:28.240 What's going on?
00:22:29.480 It's my Alexa.
00:22:30.380 Don't worry about it.
00:22:30.860 It's my Alexa.
00:22:31.200 Who is that?
00:22:33.460 It's my Alexa.
00:22:34.320 Oh, you look familiar, but I can't put my name on it.
00:22:37.940 I have a finger.
00:22:38.620 I don't know.
00:22:39.020 I forget.
00:22:39.480 You're going to put your finger in me?
00:22:42.260 That's not what I'm saying, bro.
00:22:43.940 I swear to God.
00:22:45.240 I hate these people.
00:22:47.920 I'm sticking tires, bro.
00:22:53.600 Every single one of them misplaces what I say because my stupid mic is garbage.
00:22:57.560 I'm sorry.
00:22:59.380 I just get so upset because...
00:23:01.380 Microphone, bro.
00:23:03.020 When it's stressed out because, like, this Alexa won't pair.
00:23:05.400 Nothing won't pair.
00:23:07.580 I'm sorry for ruining your ears.
00:23:09.380 I apologize once more.
00:23:12.560 I'm going to calm down for a second.
00:23:14.080 I'm sorry.
00:23:20.800 All right.
00:23:21.560 I got an idea.
00:23:26.660 Once again, I'm sorry.
00:23:30.000 Bro, why did you do that?
00:23:33.380 I was upset.
00:23:35.900 When it comes to Alexa not pairing to my thing, which I've been working on for the past five to ten minutes,
00:23:40.400 it's really such an annoying.
00:23:44.240 I'm sorry about that.
00:23:53.720 What the?
00:23:55.040 All right, bro.
00:23:56.020 Whatever, man.
00:23:58.320 How you doing tonight?
00:24:03.460 Good, man.
00:24:05.180 Yeah.
00:24:06.020 I'm sorry about that.
00:24:07.060 That was pretty unnecessary.
00:24:08.900 Now that I think about it, it's pretty unnecessary, so...
00:24:11.540 I forgive you.
00:24:12.500 So, are you racist?
00:24:16.640 No.
00:24:17.700 No.
00:24:18.400 I don't consider myself to be racist.
00:24:20.680 Why not?
00:24:23.820 Well, it's...
00:24:25.760 A lot of people, you know, are offended by it.
00:24:28.620 Let's just say it for...
00:24:30.240 No, no, no.
00:24:30.840 Forget other people.
00:24:31.860 Are you racist?
00:24:33.340 Honestly.
00:24:34.940 No.
00:24:35.680 Not a racist person.
00:24:36.640 No.
00:24:37.960 Why?
00:24:38.900 I just...
00:24:42.540 I just feel like I have this wrong to just be racist, so...
00:24:46.720 Ugh.
00:24:49.520 You racist?
00:24:50.600 Yeah.
00:24:51.240 Are you...
00:24:53.220 An incel?
00:24:56.180 I don't believe I am, but I don't know.
00:24:58.780 I have no idea.
00:25:00.640 I...
00:25:01.160 Okay.
00:25:01.700 You don't know what that word means?
00:25:03.520 No, I don't.
00:25:04.320 Okay.
00:25:04.520 What do you do?
00:25:05.580 You play Minecraft?
00:25:06.820 Fortnite?
00:25:07.180 Um, a little bit.
00:25:08.380 Play games here and there.
00:25:11.780 Okay.
00:25:12.340 I'm bored.
00:25:14.020 He's better when he was screaming.
00:25:15.100 I know you remember me.
00:25:32.500 Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
00:25:34.040 Are you about to go ask me for a job?
00:25:36.720 No, no, no.
00:25:37.280 I'm not one of those lames.
00:25:38.580 Listen, listen.
00:25:39.920 How was your day today?
00:25:40.800 No one else asked.
00:25:42.440 That's pretty good.
00:25:43.180 I was pretty active today.
00:25:44.120 I've been waking up earlier.
00:25:45.840 Hold up.
00:25:46.160 Let me mute this shit.
00:25:47.240 No.
00:25:48.460 All right.
00:25:48.760 I'm going to shoot my shot like I'm Devin Booker.
00:25:50.400 Can I bag you?
00:25:50.960 Can you turn on the lights in your room to say that?
00:25:56.180 No, no, no.
00:25:56.660 Like, hold up.
00:25:57.860 Hold up.
00:25:58.600 Oh, wait, wait.
00:25:59.240 Oh, man.
00:25:59.660 I already had this scripted, but I forgot now that I got you.
00:26:02.020 Hold up.
00:26:02.980 Let's do 50 push-ups.
00:26:18.040 Yo, what up, man?
00:26:20.960 Yo.
00:26:28.040 Top G?
00:26:30.120 Free Top G, right?
00:26:33.160 Yeah.
00:26:34.000 What you doing right now?
00:26:34.700 What you looking at?
00:26:36.540 Homework, nigga.
00:26:39.160 What's the homework?
00:26:41.160 Uh, fucking, uh, fucking, uh, math.
00:26:45.240 Let me see.
00:26:46.020 I want to see if my math skills are still up to par.
00:26:48.640 All right.
00:26:49.840 Hold on.
00:26:50.960 Oh, no.
00:26:53.320 Oh, no.
00:27:01.060 Bro, this shit.
00:27:02.360 Laggy.
00:27:04.980 No, you're slow as hell, man.
00:27:07.400 I know.
00:27:07.820 Hold up.
00:27:08.800 Hold up, nigga.
00:27:10.000 All right.
00:27:13.800 See?
00:27:14.160 Okay.
00:27:18.560 Okay.
00:27:19.120 Today, you will be visualizing in a variety of ways and will develop ability to find reflection
00:27:23.380 before you begin.
00:27:24.380 Answer the following question in your own words.
00:27:25.700 What is a reflection?
00:27:26.860 That's not math.
00:27:27.580 Yes, that is, nigga.
00:27:30.700 Reflection?
00:27:32.020 Nigga?
00:27:33.940 Yeah.
00:27:38.820 What type of math is that?
00:27:40.100 Uh, I don't know, nigga.
00:27:44.660 All right, nigga.
00:27:45.240 Shit.
00:27:45.340 Shit.
00:27:45.400 Shit.
00:27:45.500 Yeah, for no reason, bro.
00:28:03.800 Yeah, no reason at all.
00:28:05.400 Yeah, no reason at all, dude.
00:28:06.980 Yo, I hate when they be doing that, man.
00:28:09.600 Bro, this dude just told me I look like Hunter Biden, but fat, dude.
00:28:16.360 Bro, bro, but hold up, hold up, hold up.
00:28:18.900 I watch your shit on Instagram all the time, bro.
00:28:22.160 All those little clips.
00:28:23.560 Damn.
00:28:24.360 I was going to call you Fat Hunter Biden, but now I have, like, an inclination to be nice
00:28:28.040 to you.
00:28:28.460 I mean, I wouldn't have thought of it if you didn't say it, but now I can't not see it.
00:28:33.480 Bro.
00:28:39.600 Can you look less like him?
00:28:41.660 Try to make a different face or something.
00:28:43.660 Wait, wait, wait, what'd you say?
00:28:45.580 Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:28:47.380 Yeah, Trump or Biden, though?
00:28:49.720 Well, it's going to be Trump, bro.
00:28:52.440 You sure?
00:28:53.400 You sure?
00:28:54.180 Bro, I'm sure, dude.
00:28:55.660 It's got to be Biden and Trump.
00:29:00.040 What's that noise?
00:29:03.480 Is this sneaky?
00:29:06.040 Sneak-o, not sneaky-o.
00:29:07.560 Oh, but I've barely...
00:29:09.340 Oh, I fucked it up, huh?
00:29:11.040 Oh, see, now I'm supposed to skip because you said that shit.
00:29:16.580 Oh, anyway.
00:29:17.940 W, Sneak-o.
00:29:18.920 W, Sneak-o.
00:29:19.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:22.960 All right, chat, I'm done.
00:29:29.160 That's it.
00:29:29.660 Is this your job?