SNEAKO - October 19, 2023


SNEAKO & N3ON Take On Vegas... ＊Again＊


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

189.89598

Word Count

2,130

Sentence Count

327


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You just lost track of time.
00:00:05.000 You're just living in the moment.
00:00:07.000 You're very pretty, you know that?
00:00:08.000 Oh, I appreciate it.
00:00:09.000 How old are you?
00:00:10.000 I'm 22.
00:00:11.000 22.
00:00:12.000 Where do you go?
00:00:13.000 What school?
00:00:14.000 Penn State.
00:00:15.000 Okay, let me guess.
00:00:16.000 Penn State, that's a party school.
00:00:17.000 So are you used to this?
00:00:18.000 Yes.
00:00:19.000 Are you in a sorority?
00:00:20.000 Yes.
00:00:21.000 Okay.
00:00:22.000 You don't have a boyfriend, do you?
00:00:23.000 I do.
00:00:24.000 You do?
00:00:25.000 He's not here.
00:00:26.000 Where is he?
00:00:27.000 What?
00:00:28.000 Where is he?
00:00:29.000 He came to the party?
00:00:30.000 Yeah, he came for a little bit.
00:00:31.000 Chet, what I'm saying is you can never bring your girl to one of these places.
00:00:36.000 Her boyfriend couldn't get into the VIP, so she stayed here and now she's with me.
00:00:40.000 If your girl's in Las Vegas, that's not your girl.
00:00:42.000 If your girl's on a girl's trip, that's not your girl.
00:00:44.000 If she's in Miami, best believe somebody in Miami is top of those sheets.
00:00:48.000 If she's at the NBA game, she's getting fucked by somebody on the basketball team.
00:00:53.000 Never bring your girl here.
00:00:54.000 If she's going to be happy to get to a party, she's going to leave you because who couldn't
00:00:57.000 get in.
00:00:58.000 Where is she going to go to?
00:00:59.000 The next guy.
00:01:00.000 Game is game.
00:01:03.000 Does that look like a girlfriend to you?
00:01:06.000 Just wait right here and we'll find security all the time.
00:01:08.000 What the?
00:01:09.000 You're going to lock me in here?
00:01:10.000 Oh no.
00:01:11.000 No!
00:01:15.000 Bruh.
00:01:16.000 I got this.
00:01:17.000 I got this.
00:01:18.000 Bruh.
00:01:19.000 I got this.
00:01:20.000 Steve!
00:01:21.000 You hear it?
00:01:22.000 Steve.
00:01:23.000 Steve, they're coming.
00:01:24.000 Steve, they're coming.
00:01:25.000 Yeah!
00:01:26.000 No way!
00:01:27.000 Steve, Steve.
00:01:28.000 Steve.
00:01:29.000 I got you, dude.
00:01:30.000 Steve.
00:01:31.000 There you are.
00:01:32.000 Welcome back.
00:01:33.000 Good to see you.
00:01:34.000 I'm starving.
00:01:35.000 Let's go eat.
00:01:36.000 Steve.
00:01:37.000 Steve.
00:01:38.000 Steve.
00:01:39.000 Steve.
00:01:40.000 I got you, dude.
00:01:41.000 Steve.
00:01:42.000 There you are.
00:01:43.000 Welcome back.
00:01:44.000 I'm starving.
00:01:45.000 Let's go eat.
00:01:46.000 So, uh, you want to tell them what happened in Mexico?
00:01:48.000 I got a boob job.
00:01:49.000 Why would you do that?
00:01:50.000 I told you not to do it.
00:01:51.000 Yeah, I'm not going to listen to you.
00:01:53.000 You should.
00:01:54.000 It's not like you were going to pay for it.
00:01:56.000 No, I wouldn't have, no.
00:01:58.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:01:59.000 But they're not even big.
00:02:00.000 It's like normal size.
00:02:02.000 Well, I'm going to lower my gains and not look there,
00:02:05.000 because we're just friends.
00:02:07.000 What do girls like?
00:02:09.000 Besides murder documentaries and bad money?
00:02:12.000 And crime and astrology?
00:02:16.000 They like men that don't cheat.
00:02:18.000 Okay.
00:02:19.000 And that are loyal.
00:02:21.000 It's crazy.
00:02:23.000 What else do girls like?
00:02:25.000 Um, money.
00:02:27.000 Stop for law.
00:02:30.000 What else did you do in Mexico?
00:02:32.000 Nothing much.
00:02:35.000 How long were you there?
00:02:37.000 For a month.
00:02:38.000 No, low-key I did do something else.
00:02:41.000 Tell me.
00:02:42.000 Uh-oh.
00:02:44.000 It's complicated.
00:02:45.000 Let's go, man.
00:02:46.000 Good to see you.
00:02:47.000 How were the interviews today?
00:02:49.000 Oh, great.
00:02:50.000 We got 20 minutes to shoot an episode.
00:02:52.000 20 minutes? Okay, great.
00:02:53.000 No, I'm just kidding.
00:02:54.000 How much did you, did you get a lot done today?
00:02:55.000 Yes.
00:02:56.000 I'm talking to people, I'm asking people if chivalry is dead
00:02:58.000 at the Renaissance Fair, the age of chivalry.
00:03:00.000 Great, great.
00:03:01.000 I want to see one live.
00:03:02.000 Can you do one?
00:03:03.000 Yeah, let's go.
00:03:04.000 Do you think chivalry is a characteristic of a bad boy or a nice guy?
00:03:09.000 I think a mix in between.
00:03:12.000 There's some bad boys, some good guys, some Prince Charming, some, uh, yeah, I don't know.
00:03:19.000 What do you think?
00:03:20.000 What do you think, Sneak Up?
00:03:21.000 He's chivalry.
00:03:22.000 I think it has to be a nice guy.
00:03:23.000 Chivalry is supposed to be gentlemanly behavior.
00:03:26.000 But girls are pretty confused about what they want.
00:03:28.000 Why are women so attracted to bad boys if they're less likely to be chivalrous?
00:03:32.000 Um, I think it's like, uh, getting your ego hurt by the guy.
00:03:38.000 And that's why you kind of like, like the bad guy more.
00:03:42.000 Now, women like chivalry, but not guys who are too nice.
00:03:45.000 How can a man give a woman the attention she wants while still remaining a challenge?
00:03:49.000 Um, I think you should definitely take her on dates.
00:03:53.000 Um, show that you're a gentleman for sure.
00:03:57.000 But not be too thirsty in a way.
00:04:00.000 Like, don't be double texting, like triple texting, like that kind of stuff.
00:04:06.000 If chivalry did not exist, how would women define a gentleman or a real man?
00:04:12.000 Um, someone that has their life together.
00:04:15.000 I think a real man has their life together.
00:04:18.000 Their job together and everything else before, like, seriously dating.
00:04:22.000 Bro, hold on.
00:04:23.000 What happened with what the neon?
00:04:25.000 I heard the n-word. I see you. I peeped.
00:04:28.000 Yeah.
00:04:29.000 I be watching you, bro. I fucked up, bro.
00:04:30.000 That's great.
00:04:31.000 No, it's not good.
00:04:32.000 That's great.
00:04:33.000 I'm going to call Neon right now. What do you got to say to him?
00:04:35.000 Alright, bet.
00:04:36.000 I'm going to tell him he needs to talk. Bet.
00:04:38.000 Bet, bet, bet, bet.
00:04:39.000 Okay, uh, Neon, I got three black gentlemen who have something to say about you.
00:04:43.000 N-word.
00:04:44.000 Hey, Neon, I have three black gentlemen and they have some choice words about you saying that Indians are niggas too.
00:04:48.000 Uh, I'm going to need you to watch your mouth next time before I really get dangerous out here.
00:04:52.000 What the fuck?
00:04:53.000 That's going to get dangerous, Neon. I need to watch your mouth, bro.
00:04:57.000 Oh, for real? Oh, for real?
00:05:00.000 He's not good!
00:05:02.000 Hey!
00:05:03.000 He does have his gun, so if a bear cuts, he's cute.
00:05:06.000 That sign that we saw, we drove all the way up there and there was a force sign and it had so many bullet holes in it.
00:05:10.000 If you think about it, like, there's no echo in the middle of nowhere. It's going to be a great place to shoot.
00:05:14.000 It's a great place to dump a body.
00:05:16.000 In fact, who would even come here?
00:05:18.000 Bro, no one would even come here. Like, who would even know?
00:05:21.000 This is where the casino owners, when they have, like, somebody who's counting cards and scamming the casino, they go and bury their bodies here.
00:05:26.000 I wouldn't doubt it.
00:05:28.000 They're saying it's about maybe two Gorlox this way. I would say this is 2.5 Gorlox. Not quite a destroyer.
00:05:36.000 Dude.
00:05:37.000 Are you not, like, creeped out right now?
00:05:38.000 It's, like, cold.
00:05:39.000 No, stop.
00:05:40.000 Anything goes out here.
00:05:41.000 It's, like, windy.
00:05:42.000 Bro, I can't even open this.
00:05:44.000 Who gonna stop me?
00:05:46.000 There's no bodyguard.
00:05:48.000 Ew!
00:05:49.000 No, we don't want to have sticks to fucking cook the hot dogs with.
00:05:53.000 Uh, no. There's sticks right here.
00:05:55.000 Oh, hell yeah.
00:05:56.000 What are you talking about?
00:05:57.000 A lot of, like, that sticks.
00:05:59.000 For a Chinese person, you're so stupid, dude.
00:06:01.000 Those sticks are, like, dirty sticks.
00:06:04.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:06:05.000 Dirty? How are the sticks dirty?
00:06:06.000 If we had a chopstick, like, a clean stick.
00:06:08.000 Of course you want to use a chopstick.
00:06:10.000 Right, so not beating the dog-eater allegations.
00:06:12.000 I want to eat some hot dogs, bruh.
00:06:15.000 I want your hot dogs, Sneaker.
00:06:17.000 What the fuck, man?
00:06:18.000 Can we start the show?
00:06:19.000 Whoa.
00:06:20.000 Yo, do you hear that, Chad?
00:06:25.000 This would be so much better if it was a bad bitch.
00:06:27.000 Okay, I think I can catch it.
00:06:29.000 Yeah, catch it, catch it.
00:06:30.000 Here we go.
00:06:31.000 Oh, Sneaker.
00:06:32.000 From here, from here.
00:06:33.000 Alright, one, two.
00:06:34.000 Sneaker!
00:06:35.000 Wait, take a step back now.
00:06:36.000 Come on, bruh.
00:06:37.000 We need some range.
00:06:38.000 Throw it back?
00:06:39.000 Yeah, I got you.
00:06:41.000 We need longer sticks, though, no cap.
00:06:44.000 Yeah, bruh.
00:06:45.000 Story of my life, bruh.
00:06:50.000 Neons is six inches, he said.
00:06:52.000 How much is yours?
00:06:53.000 Bro, change the conversation.
00:06:54.000 Eight.
00:06:55.000 There's no girls here.
00:06:56.000 Wait, how'd you get the long stick?
00:06:58.000 I just found the longest one.
00:07:00.000 I just attract long sticks.
00:07:02.000 Robert?
00:07:03.000 You was in high school, too, man.
00:07:05.000 Yeah, sorry, look at him go.
00:07:06.000 What the?
00:07:07.000 Yo, he's like put on a whole show, and we not even appreciate his greatness.
00:07:10.000 No, chat's in there.
00:07:11.000 There's tons of reports that there's a fire out there.
00:07:14.000 Yeah, illegal fires.
00:07:15.000 You can't do that, man.
00:07:16.000 There are tons of signs.
00:07:17.000 But they said if you did it, you're getting arrested.
00:07:18.000 You're not touching me.
00:07:19.000 Bro.
00:07:20.000 You're getting arrested, bro.
00:07:21.000 Can somebody help me, man?
00:07:22.000 What the fuck?
00:07:23.000 There's a stripper pub.
00:07:24.000 Bro, wait.
00:07:25.000 It hurts.
00:07:26.000 There's a hard point.
00:07:27.000 Shut up.
00:07:28.000 Let's go.
00:07:29.000 Boy?
00:07:30.000 You want to fuck me, bro?
00:07:31.000 What are you doing, bro?
00:07:32.000 I don't know if we can get this party on us, so what do we know?
00:07:34.000 Keep going.
00:07:35.000 Alright, let's go.
00:07:37.000 Damn, sneak.
00:07:38.000 Yo, damn.
00:07:39.000 That shit is disgusting, man.
00:07:40.000 Damn.
00:07:41.000 Oh!
00:07:42.000 That shit is bad.
00:07:43.000 Look at his face.
00:07:44.000 Look at his face.
00:07:45.000 Damn, dude.
00:07:46.000 Fucking asshole.
00:07:47.000 Indian fart, bro.
00:07:49.000 Oh, fuck that smell.
00:07:50.000 Fucking curry muncher.
00:07:51.000 Oh, my God.
00:07:53.000 It gets worse.
00:07:55.000 You've never beaten the Indian allegations, man.
00:07:58.000 Oh, my God.
00:07:59.000 Holy shit.
00:08:00.000 Why are you laughing?
00:08:01.000 Because it smells so bad.
00:08:02.000 Your farts are not even supposed to smell bad.
00:08:04.000 That's how bad your fart is.
00:08:05.000 Your fart is supposed to smell fine.
00:08:07.000 Fuck.
00:08:08.000 It's just...
00:08:09.000 Bryce, how annoyed would you be if I followed you to Japan?
00:08:12.000 I want to be annoyed.
00:08:13.000 If you want to bring that Maya girl or something?
00:08:15.000 Um, yeah.
00:08:16.000 That's a peanut brain.
00:08:17.000 We need, like, a...
00:08:18.000 Oh, come on.
00:08:19.000 I'm just kidding.
00:08:20.000 It's just someone to...
00:08:21.000 Actually, Maya would be good in shit.
00:08:22.000 Yeah, you can dress her up in some anime cosplay.
00:08:27.000 And fuck her.
00:08:28.000 No, I'm just kidding.
00:08:29.000 What the fuck?
00:08:30.000 You ever wake up in the middle of the night and you need to pee so bad that you're bricked
00:08:35.000 up?
00:08:36.000 What?
00:08:37.000 You guys haven't had that?
00:08:38.000 No, bro.
00:08:39.000 Damn, that...
00:08:40.000 I try to be a relatable.
00:08:41.000 Yo, rice is a warning as shit.
00:08:42.000 I'll wake up in the middle of the night and I'm like, I need to pee so bad.
00:08:45.000 I think you just have to nut, bro.
00:08:46.000 What the fuck is all I'm gonna do?
00:08:47.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:52.000 What the fuck?
00:08:53.000 Come on, ready?
00:08:54.000 I'm dipping.
00:08:55.000 Go, go, go.
00:08:56.000 I'll help you.
00:08:57.000 Easy.
00:08:58.000 Finish here.
00:08:59.000 Finish here.
00:09:00.000 Yeah, you're doing it.
00:09:01.000 You're doing it.
00:09:02.000 Come on, go.
00:09:03.000 Dude, it's way too heavy.
00:09:04.000 It's not.
00:09:05.000 You're going.
00:09:06.000 Okay, ready?
00:09:07.000 Rotate your hands out this way.
00:09:08.000 Yeah.
00:09:09.000 There you go.
00:09:10.000 Come down.
00:09:11.000 Push up.
00:09:12.000 Finish here.
00:09:13.000 I used to be scrawny, skinny loser too, but then you gotta listen.
00:09:27.000 I'm joking.
00:09:28.000 These are gloves here, bro.
00:09:30.000 You gotta spar up.
00:09:32.000 I used to be scrawny, skinny loser too, but then you gotta listen.
00:09:36.000 I'm joking.
00:09:37.000 I'm joking.
00:09:38.000 These are gloves here, bro.
00:09:39.000 You gotta spar up.
00:09:40.000 There's gloves.
00:09:41.000 Let's go right now.
00:09:42.000 Let's go right now.
00:09:43.000 Why is it trying to?
00:09:44.000 Why is it trying to?
00:09:45.000 Why is it going to voice like this?
00:09:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:47.000 How long do you do that?
00:09:48.000 Yeah, I'll give you that KSI.
00:09:49.000 It's KSI.
00:09:51.000 Oh, God.
00:09:53.000 Bro, KSI.
00:09:54.000 Oh, shit.
00:09:55.000 KSI.
00:09:56.000 It's KSI.
00:09:57.000 It's KSI.
00:09:58.000 It's KSI.
00:09:59.000 Watermelon peanut brain.
00:10:00.000 Who wants to know?
00:10:01.000 Eh, I'm not going to say it, actually.
00:10:02.000 What are you going to say, me?
00:10:03.000 No, my app.
00:10:04.000 Bro.
00:10:05.000 I'm joking.
00:10:06.000 I'm joking.
00:10:07.000 I'm joking.
00:10:08.000 Isn't she coming to Japan?
00:10:09.000 I love Imaia, by the way.
00:10:10.000 I'm just joking.
00:10:11.000 I just feel like there's not a lot of thoughts that go through your head.
00:10:12.000 You're like me.
00:10:13.000 We're both retards.
00:10:14.000 Sarah.
00:10:15.000 Yeah.
00:10:16.000 What's up?
00:10:17.000 How are you?
00:10:18.000 Good.
00:10:19.000 What's up?
00:10:20.000 Did I wake you up?
00:10:22.000 Yeah.
00:10:23.000 Okay.
00:10:24.000 Let me ask her.
00:10:25.000 No, no, no.
00:10:26.000 She's going back to sleep.
00:10:27.000 I'll talk to you when you're more awake right now, but I was just saying that I think we
00:10:30.000 should go to Japan.
00:10:31.000 Just dream about it and then see what you think in the morning, okay?
00:10:33.000 Have a good night to see you.
00:10:34.000 Thank you.
00:10:35.000 You're going to Japan?
00:10:36.000 Fuck off, man.
00:10:37.000 No.
00:10:38.000 Why not?
00:10:39.000 Because I'm busy.
00:10:40.000 I didn't even say when.
00:10:41.000 I'm busy.
00:10:42.000 You're busy doing what?
00:10:43.000 I'm going to China.
00:10:44.000 You're going to China?
00:10:45.000 Mm-hmm.
00:10:46.000 Who are you going to China with?
00:10:48.000 I'm losing you.
00:10:49.000 I'm losing you.
00:10:50.000 I'll talk to you later.
00:10:51.000 All right.
00:10:52.000 Just.
00:10:53.000 Yo, she just hung up on.
00:10:54.000 Yeah, that's done.
00:10:55.000 Yeah, I know.
00:10:56.000 And that you can't find a replacement.
00:10:57.000 When I'm sitting here, I got my life's great, dude.
00:10:59.000 Let's fucking go, man.
00:11:00.000 I'm losing you.
00:11:01.000 I'll talk to you later.
00:11:04.000 All right.
00:11:05.000 Just chill.
00:11:06.000 She just hung up on.
00:11:07.000 Yeah, that's done.
00:11:08.000 Yeah, I know.
00:11:09.000 And that you can't find a replacement.
00:11:10.000 When I'm sitting here, I got my life's great, dude.
00:11:12.000 Let's fucking go, man.