SNEAKO - September 23, 2023


SNEAKO & Neon Go Undercover At Satanic Party...


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

193.09111

Word Count

1,798

Sentence Count

282

Misogynist Sentences

31

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What are you talking about?
00:00:04.320 I look fine.
00:00:05.060 I'm looking state farm.
00:00:06.600 Now they're scamming state farm.
00:00:07.580 Now they're calling us queers.
00:00:08.680 Put a one if I'm too old to be doing this.
00:00:10.120 Like if I'm 25 years old looking like a state farm manager at an L.A. party.
00:00:12.340 Ritual time?
00:00:13.220 I don't care.
00:00:13.760 I'm telling you guys right now.
00:00:14.540 If I need to fucking drink blood or whatever, I'm doing it, bro.
00:00:17.000 No, you're not.
00:00:18.000 Oh, they have homeless tents here.
00:00:19.160 I feel so bad.
00:00:20.340 A bunch of rich fucks partying around homeless people.
00:00:21.880 Let's go give them some cheeseburgers for content.
00:00:23.860 Oh, we did that last time, but it actually didn't even matter.
00:00:26.500 There's so many ones.
00:00:27.460 But Chad, like, it's pathetic.
00:00:28.860 Like, this is what my life came to.
00:00:31.720 Chad, it gets even worse.
00:00:32.620 I'm like, I'm literally like, I have my shirt tucked in.
00:00:34.160 I look like a loser, bro.
00:00:35.120 But, you know, that's my difference.
00:00:36.120 Should I tuck it in at all?
00:00:37.260 No, dude.
00:00:40.600 W Bloods.
00:00:41.200 We look like valet workers, man.
00:00:43.320 Just tip me $10, please.
00:00:46.220 Listen, bro, we're good.
00:00:47.080 We're good.
00:00:47.400 Listen, we go in there.
00:00:48.420 Act like we run the fucking place here.
00:00:49.500 We do, we do, we do.
00:00:50.920 Just don't get too nervous, though.
00:00:52.080 Chad, here's the difference.
00:00:52.980 You know those, like, at Miami parties I went to where, like, everyone dick sucks me?
00:00:55.500 Yeah.
00:00:55.700 Like, they're not going to do that here.
00:00:56.520 Like, they're grown ass men.
00:00:57.280 There's going to be a lot of dick sucks, though.
00:00:58.280 People already want to give you shoes, right?
00:00:59.880 Yeah, like, there's people who are like, why don't you park in front of the stop sign right
00:01:02.080 here if you get a ticket, I'll just pay for it.
00:01:02.960 We got 25K?
00:01:03.680 What the fuck?
00:01:05.060 You want to park right here?
00:01:05.700 I got to come back after this weird ass, like, I was just having some Quilly streams.
00:01:09.460 Let's be honest, Chad.
00:01:10.260 I could do better than that, but y'all know that.
00:01:11.660 Which one was Quilly?
00:01:12.640 I was just, like, you know, when I sit there, re-chat, like, oh my god, chat, chat, chat, you know?
00:01:15.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:16.320 I got to live in the moment.
00:01:17.560 This party, I'm not touching my phone at all.
00:01:19.340 The plan is to fuck Charli D'Amelio by the end of the night.
00:01:21.100 That's the plan.
00:01:21.400 No, we just said we were going to spend the water, guys.
00:01:23.160 Wait, we're through the stream.
00:01:23.700 I think the guy knows me, too.
00:01:25.900 It's 3 a.m.?
00:01:26.740 Yo!
00:01:27.540 We already got 20K in this bitch!
00:01:29.180 What the?
00:01:29.560 Okay, chat!
00:01:30.980 I'll see y'all, boys!
00:01:33.560 Second stream of the day, too.
00:01:36.500 Alright, bro.
00:01:37.500 I don't get it.
00:01:38.200 How far are we, bro?
00:01:38.900 What the fuck is this?
00:01:39.500 Yeah, I just want to go home.
00:01:41.800 Oh my god.
00:01:43.400 Hold on.
00:01:46.200 It's like you keep collaborating with shit.
00:01:49.260 Yeah, I'm just going to put an address.
00:01:53.560 Should I go press them?
00:01:54.380 What is it?
00:01:55.080 Just type it in.
00:01:55.960 Just type it in.
00:01:57.060 I'm doing too much.
00:01:58.900 Hooker?
00:01:59.860 Hooker!
00:02:00.460 Where's Hooker?
00:02:00.980 Oh.
00:02:01.820 She's a hooker!
00:02:02.840 Yo, she looks back!
00:02:03.880 Susie!
00:02:04.600 No!
00:02:06.320 This is GTA!
00:02:08.380 Dude, this is literally GTA.
00:02:09.540 Yo!
00:02:10.700 What the fuck is happening?
00:02:19.260 My name's Edgaz.
00:02:22.020 What's your name?
00:02:24.580 Mikhail.
00:02:25.640 Yo, him.
00:02:26.080 Yeah, we're good, man.
00:02:26.760 We're good.
00:02:27.160 Yo, him.
00:02:27.560 No, he'll.
00:02:28.000 Nah, we're good.
00:02:28.600 Can you type in a quick?
00:02:29.240 He's cool.
00:02:29.900 I'm going to make a wish, kid.
00:02:30.500 Just please leave me alone.
00:02:31.300 You're the cool guy.
00:02:31.960 Yeah.
00:02:32.980 You're the coolest guy in the group.
00:02:34.420 Thank you for being a cool guy.
00:02:36.060 Of course, brother.
00:02:36.820 Appreciate it.
00:02:37.380 His back test is Chief Keef with titties?
00:02:39.960 Shut up.
00:02:40.660 How would this be non-real people?
00:02:42.600 We have security buckets.
00:02:43.340 It's whatever the fuck I want.
00:02:44.540 Plus I'm him.
00:02:45.080 Where is it?
00:02:50.060 What the fuck?
00:02:52.000 Look at the hair!
00:02:55.600 I see you in the back office of New York.
00:02:58.560 Don't be on.
00:02:59.640 Let's get it, bro.
00:03:01.320 Yeah!
00:03:02.540 Let's go!
00:03:04.600 There is no way to...
00:03:05.320 Wait, I know you guys.
00:03:06.380 What the fuck is this, Rob?
00:03:07.280 They're in front of the Island Boys.
00:03:09.500 We're not the Island Boys.
00:03:10.700 Yes, they're not the Island Boys.
00:03:12.800 Hey, me, me, me, me, me.
00:03:14.240 This is party!
00:03:15.480 Hey, man.
00:03:15.960 Nice to meet you, man.
00:03:16.700 Nice to meet you.
00:03:17.780 Did you see that crew?
00:03:19.180 Oh, my God.
00:03:19.760 He had bad offensive fans.
00:03:21.540 Bro, it's going to get packed out.
00:03:23.540 I'm nervous.
00:03:24.360 What's going on, my black brother?
00:03:25.380 How you doing?
00:03:26.820 Nice to meet you.
00:03:27.360 I'm a little.
00:03:29.020 Who is that?
00:03:30.140 What the fuck?
00:03:31.400 Are you Chinese?
00:03:32.280 What's good?
00:03:32.760 Aiden.
00:03:33.120 Go to meet you.
00:03:33.640 Aiden?
00:03:34.160 Yeah.
00:03:35.560 Aiden?
00:03:36.280 Aiden.
00:03:37.040 Oh.
00:03:37.940 Sorry.
00:03:38.840 Why do you look so surprised, bro?
00:03:40.440 One of my fresh friends' names Aiden.
00:03:41.960 I didn't really watch a lot of your stuff.
00:03:43.980 I liked your video, man.
00:03:45.080 Did you see that video?
00:03:46.000 I don't give a fuck about that video.
00:03:47.100 Whoa, it's island bullshit.
00:03:48.620 I have a fun fact.
00:03:51.060 Yeah, I'm serious.
00:03:52.540 I know you're a little hungry.
00:03:53.720 I am, I am.
00:03:54.780 I'm going to miss you guys.
00:03:55.640 I need to find Carlos.
00:03:56.700 Listen.
00:03:57.040 Come on.
00:03:57.540 Nia, Nia, Nia.
00:03:58.420 One second.
00:03:59.080 One fucking second.
00:04:00.040 Wait, wait.
00:04:01.300 One second.
00:04:02.680 Hey.
00:04:03.700 What do you guys think about the island boys?
00:04:06.960 Yeah.
00:04:07.740 They're sauce.
00:04:08.480 They're sauce.
00:04:10.320 We're not done, boys.
00:04:12.040 We are.
00:04:12.760 No, you guys are like, you guys are serious, man.
00:04:14.700 You're looking strong, man.
00:04:16.660 Thank you.
00:04:17.120 I appreciate it.
00:04:17.740 You're actually so strong.
00:04:19.380 Dude, are you okay?
00:04:21.520 Are you okay?
00:04:22.880 Are you okay?
00:04:26.420 We could be best friends.
00:04:28.300 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:28.740 One day.
00:04:28.960 Okay, okay, okay.
00:04:29.620 One day.
00:04:29.880 All right, let's go.
00:04:30.320 All right.
00:04:30.660 What the fuck is this?
00:04:31.020 Where do I go to sell my soul?
00:04:37.880 Where do I go to sell my soul, man?
00:04:39.560 Right here.
00:04:40.060 How do I do it?
00:04:43.720 Honestly, I'm going to go to the back door in the corner.
00:04:47.100 I'm going to walk down the street.
00:04:48.720 Right there.
00:04:55.780 Everybody, everybody.
00:04:56.860 I'm not going there, bud.
00:04:58.060 It's weird.
00:04:58.680 Yeah, it is weird.
00:04:59.660 It is weird.
00:04:59.960 All right, let's have a tag song.
00:05:00.680 Come on.
00:05:01.020 Come on here.
00:05:01.640 Fuck, 24K golden this year.
00:05:03.320 You fell off so bad.
00:05:04.740 Well, why would you say that?
00:05:05.880 All right.
00:05:08.980 Come here.
00:05:09.400 Come here.
00:05:09.620 Come here.
00:05:09.700 Let's talk right here.
00:05:15.040 The audio is so acid that everybody's complaining about the ear rape.
00:05:17.960 Listen.
00:05:18.480 Listen.
00:05:18.840 Listen.
00:05:19.020 Listen.
00:05:19.180 Listen.
00:05:19.240 Listen.
00:05:19.380 Listen.
00:05:19.520 Listen.
00:05:19.560 What's the objective?
00:05:21.260 Where is everyone big, dude?
00:05:23.820 The objective, just have a good time, man.
00:05:26.440 No.
00:05:26.760 I need to find them.
00:05:27.460 I need to leech off the big people.
00:05:28.840 We've got to find them.
00:05:29.420 I can't find them.
00:05:29.880 Everyone looks the same in there.
00:05:30.600 Well, the person who the chat wants you to leech off over, you can't.
00:05:33.700 I'm not doing that.
00:05:34.420 I'm not going to be L-Hands.
00:05:35.160 Yeah, you can't do that.
00:05:35.740 So who else can I leech off?
00:05:37.380 Like, where's Charlie, bro?
00:05:39.360 Why do you have to be a leech, man?
00:05:40.460 That's very satanic.
00:05:41.240 That's everything we make fun of with the LA people.
00:05:42.940 Pressure.
00:05:43.260 I'm not pressing in.
00:05:44.380 Let's just have a good time.
00:05:45.700 Let's just have a good time.
00:05:46.260 Can we go back in there?
00:05:46.900 Are y'all fine?
00:05:47.340 It's ear rape.
00:05:48.020 I know.
00:05:48.240 Are y'all good for me to go back in there?
00:05:49.300 Yes or no?
00:05:50.560 Pressure.
00:06:07.160 Hi.
00:06:07.520 Hey, nice to meet you.
00:06:08.940 My name is Kyle.
00:06:10.640 Hey, are you single?
00:06:12.920 Are you single?
00:06:16.420 I didn't know what you're doing.
00:06:18.120 I'm sorry.
00:06:18.860 I just want to say, bro.
00:06:20.380 You taught me a lot about feminism and assholes.
00:06:22.740 What did I get to do?
00:06:23.620 Oh, my God.
00:06:29.220 Charlie!
00:06:30.620 Charlie!
00:06:31.900 Charlie!
00:06:33.420 Oh!
00:06:34.040 I'm not just a table!
00:06:37.260 Oh, you fucking meaner!
00:06:39.680 What did she say?
00:06:40.900 She got weird out.
00:06:42.000 I was like, I'm single.
00:06:42.580 She's like, this is my boyfriend.
00:06:44.660 Why did she do it?
00:06:45.280 You look so awesome.
00:06:47.800 You fucking so great.
00:06:51.500 I smoked that dumpster.
00:06:52.680 Cash, I smoked that dumpster.
00:06:53.980 Holy shit.
00:06:54.660 Can you put me on a bitch, bro?
00:06:55.960 You look like you got bitches.
00:06:56.920 I need bitches.
00:06:57.680 Bitches?
00:06:58.740 Yeah, like, can you, like, pass me on?
00:06:59.700 Can you see what happened with Bradley Martin?
00:07:01.620 What?
00:07:02.420 Bradley Martin and Senko?
00:07:04.040 You didn't see that?
00:07:04.800 I was there, dumb fuck.
00:07:06.020 Oh, you?
00:07:06.740 Yo, don't call me a dumb fuck, bro.
00:07:08.220 Fuck, I'm so sorry.
00:07:09.220 Yeah, let's easy.
00:07:10.080 Easy with that.
00:07:10.740 Nice to meet you, bro.
00:07:11.420 Nice to meet you, bro.
00:07:12.540 I've seen you popping recently.
00:07:14.500 Thank you, man.
00:07:14.900 I'm trying, man.
00:07:15.380 Keep doing what you're doing.
00:07:16.840 Thank you, man.
00:07:17.360 I appreciate it.
00:07:18.160 Have a great day.
00:07:18.440 Would you beat Bradley in a street fight or no?
00:07:21.040 No, probably not.
00:07:21.760 He's really heavy.
00:07:23.040 I mean, I feel like you could probably take him.
00:07:25.460 Holy shit.
00:07:26.080 You know that girl?
00:07:27.480 I don't know.
00:07:28.160 Would you take him or no?
00:07:29.440 No, fuck that.
00:07:30.480 Is that girl sick?
00:07:30.900 Can you take Bradley Martin?
00:07:34.040 No, I can't, I can't.
00:07:35.120 You can?
00:07:35.720 I'm going to be all so scared of you, bro.
00:07:36.720 What do you want from me, man?
00:07:37.700 What if I help you?
00:07:39.080 Oh, you'll help me?
00:07:39.860 Yeah, I'll help you.
00:07:40.940 Yeah, of course.
00:07:41.840 Yeah, all right, whatever.
00:07:42.900 So what's your goal tonight?
00:07:44.100 You're going to piss some people off?
00:07:45.400 Nah, nah.
00:07:45.880 I'm just here to enjoy my time, you know?
00:07:47.420 Yeah?
00:07:48.660 How'd you get in?
00:07:49.520 You fucking got the invite?
00:07:51.760 There he is.
00:07:52.700 You got a slice of beef, man.
00:07:54.260 You want some?
00:07:54.960 Nah, I'm good.
00:07:59.420 Yo, these bitches are so bad, bro.
00:08:02.260 I'm going to watch myself.
00:08:04.040 Hey.
00:08:04.540 Hi.
00:08:05.140 Hey, yo, let me check me out.
00:08:07.580 I can't, bro.
00:08:08.260 Don't rush me, dude.
00:08:09.460 She laughs at me.
00:08:10.320 Stop, you fuck.
00:08:11.480 Stop, you fuck.
00:08:12.340 We're saying help Jack on my dick.
00:08:14.140 Motherfucker, he came up to me and said, yo, Neon said this, because I, the motherfucker knew I, I'm not so much this.
00:08:19.900 Jack, help me get in, bro.
00:08:20.860 I love you, Jack.
00:08:21.380 I'm not a zero, no, no.
00:08:22.300 Big thing.
00:08:23.320 I'm telling you, man.
00:08:24.180 No, you're not, you're not.
00:08:24.740 You're not, you're not.
00:08:25.000 I'm mad.
00:08:25.640 I'm not in serious.
00:08:26.320 Wait, is it, he's mad, like, he's mad at me?
00:08:27.700 Why is every girl laughing at me?
00:08:36.680 I'm going to go sit next to her.
00:08:37.480 Wait, is it harassing her if I sit down next to her or what?
00:08:40.500 Hello?
00:08:41.260 There's daddy's right here.
00:08:42.120 Want to talk to him?
00:08:42.680 Where are you going?
00:08:50.380 Where?
00:08:51.000 Right here.
00:08:52.060 Bro, there's a fucking mom over there.
00:08:53.460 Oh, come on, mom.
00:08:57.640 Nice to meet you.
00:08:59.420 Hi.
00:09:00.420 My name is Mikhail.
00:09:01.240 What's your name?
00:09:01.600 Hi, Alex.
00:09:02.480 You're very beautiful.
00:09:03.500 Thank you.
00:09:04.280 What do you think I look good?
00:09:06.660 This is my girlfriend.
00:09:09.620 Her?
00:09:11.660 You guys are dating?
00:09:12.680 Yeah.
00:09:13.120 Wait, so you're up?
00:09:14.220 Yeah, that's my girlfriend.
00:09:15.880 You are?
00:09:16.860 Yeah.
00:09:17.480 Wait, you're on it.
00:09:18.440 Wait.
00:09:18.660 Wait.
00:09:18.680 Wait.