SNEAKO - October 10, 2023


SNEAKO & Neon Investigate A Celebrity Sex Dungeon...


Episode Stats


Length

28 minutes

Words per minute

207.67314

Word count

6,003

Sentence count

893

Harmful content

Misogyny

58

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Toxicity

430

sentences flagged

Hate speech

37

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Summary

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In this episode, the boys talk about a variety of topics ranging from the first party of the 21st century to the first time they met Donald Trump. Also, the guys talk about how they met Trump and how he's one of the funniest people they've ever met.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Don't be having sex in my sex dungeon now. 1.00
00:00:06.080 Y'all steps in first. 1.00
00:00:07.080 Y'all calling it a sex dungeon? 0.99
00:00:09.080 I never heard it called a sex dungeon. 1.00
00:00:11.080 Who the fuck am I? 1.00
00:00:13.080 This is cool. 1.00
00:00:14.080 Bro!
00:00:15.080 This is the acid room.
00:00:16.080 Wait, so this is weird. 0.99
00:00:17.080 Keep all fucking here. 0.99
00:00:19.080 I have bad food. 1.00
00:00:20.080 As you can tell, you can have sex in here. 0.99
00:00:22.080 There's like nine beds. 0.98
00:00:23.080 There's a Buddha temple in there?
00:00:24.080 Yeah, there's a whole, there's a whole Guka set up. 1.00
00:00:26.080 There's a bunch of beds.
00:00:28.080 Why are you smelling it? 1.00
00:00:30.080 What the fuck? 1.00
00:00:31.080 That was fucking weird, bro. 1.00
00:00:33.080 Yeah, man, that was weird, bro. 1.00
00:00:34.080 What the fuck? 0.99
00:00:35.080 I thought y'all were scared. 1.00
00:00:36.080 Now you're sniffing shit? 1.00
00:00:37.080 What the fuck? 1.00
00:00:38.080 Look who loosened up. 1.00
00:00:39.080 He was scared. 1.00
00:00:40.080 Now he's sniffing shit. 1.00
00:00:42.080 All right, that's good. 1.00
00:00:43.080 That's a good sign.
00:00:49.080 Oh, you're standing wrong.
00:00:52.080 Are you trying to mansplain mini golf?
00:00:55.080 Yeah.
00:00:57.080 I thought mansplaining can only be done by men.
00:01:10.080 Here, take us. 0.99
00:01:15.080 Weird ass chat. 0.68
00:01:16.080 Okay, I guess I have to show you how it's done. 0.98
00:01:21.080 So, first of all, you're holding the club, right?
00:01:24.080 Okay?
00:01:25.080 So you, so you interlock.
00:01:27.080 You have to hold your fingers.
00:01:29.080 We're on 50% on the last camera.
00:01:30.080 On the last battery.
00:01:31.080 It's fine.
00:01:32.080 And then also, you're scammed.
00:01:33.080 I mean, this is part of it.
00:01:34.080 But you're scammed.
00:01:35.080 And you're lost.
00:01:36.080 Yeah, this is for me.
00:01:37.080 Some of you guys have been to his parties.
00:01:38.080 Someone said, bro is a good guy.
00:01:39.080 I should have been to his parties.
00:01:40.080 He seems like the type of guy that like, many, many people know.
00:01:42.080 I feel like Trump knows this guy.
00:01:55.080 I would, I would, if I bet, which I don't, he's met Trump.
00:02:00.080 Let me ask you.
00:02:02.080 I mean, I've seen way less of a problem that people shoot it.
00:02:10.080 So, yeah.
00:02:11.080 I've shot one before.
00:02:12.080 I think she can handle it. 1.00
00:02:13.080 You gotta shoot him. 1.00
00:02:14.080 I'm sure she can handle it. 1.00
00:02:15.080 Can I go?
00:02:16.080 Yeah, he's about to go grab the stuff.
00:02:19.080 Oh, okay.
00:02:20.080 You got the gas?
00:02:21.080 I'm not gonna lie to everybody here.
00:02:22.080 I trust Nico.
00:02:23.080 Well, I'm saying you're not probably right here before.
00:02:24.080 Everybody here, I trust you.
00:02:25.080 Oh, thanks, man.
00:02:26.080 That means a lie.
00:02:27.080 Mike, I got the feeling that you've had Trump before.
00:02:30.080 I have not. 1.00
00:02:31.080 Fuck. 1.00
00:02:32.080 But yeah, he definitely, we definitely know who each other are. 1.00
00:02:36.080 So, we definitely had some politicians here.
00:02:41.080 We've got everything.
00:02:42.080 Rappers, actors.
00:02:43.080 Can they make you sign NDAs?
00:02:44.080 No, I normally make them sign the NDAs.
00:02:47.080 It's more like a, it's more like a liability thing. 0.83
00:02:50.080 Like if you fall on a shitty Colombian looking airplane and fall, you won't try to sue me. 1.00
00:02:54.080 You know? 0.99
00:02:55.080 That'd be the NDA.
00:02:56.080 It's, it's the same one as the Kardashians.
00:03:00.080 I just, I just inputted all my, it's like, it would say Jenner, Kardashian and West.
00:03:06.080 And I just put my company name in there.
00:03:08.080 I'll send it to you if you want.
00:03:09.080 I highly recommend it.
00:03:10.080 I need to put some people on NDAs.
00:03:11.080 Who?
00:03:12.080 Everybody standing here.
00:03:13.080 Is it electric?
00:03:14.080 I can't help it, bro.
00:03:15.080 I can't.
00:03:16.080 All right.
00:03:17.080 Who's up first?
00:03:18.080 Yes, please.
00:03:19.080 Yes, please.
00:03:20.080 All right.
00:03:21.080 Come up right about here.
00:03:22.080 Can I do it on the stage?
00:03:23.080 Yeah.
00:03:24.080 Come up, come up.
00:03:25.080 Oh, no way.
00:03:26.080 We're gonna have you stand up.
00:03:27.080 I'm sorry.
00:03:28.080 Yeah, never gonna have you in a nine hour.
00:03:29.080 It'll look good though.
00:03:30.080 I'm gonna have fun.
00:03:31.080 All right.
00:03:32.080 All right.
00:03:33.080 All right.
00:03:34.080 All right.
00:03:35.080 Who's up first?
00:03:36.080 Yes, please.
00:03:37.080 All right.
00:03:38.080 Who's up first?
00:03:39.080 Yes, please.
00:03:40.080 Yes, please.
00:03:41.080 All right.
00:03:42.080 Come up right about here.
00:03:43.080 Can I do it on the stage?
00:03:44.080 Yeah.
00:03:45.080 Come up.
00:03:46.080 Come up.
00:03:47.080 Come up.
00:03:48.080 Come up.
00:03:49.080 Come up.
00:03:50.080 Oh, no way.
00:03:51.080 It gets a lot with a burst.
00:03:53.080 It'll look good though.
00:03:54.080 I'm gonna have fun.
00:03:56.080 Okay.
00:03:58.080 Ready to watch me go get blown up?
00:04:00.080 No. 0.95
00:04:01.080 See your brain on Lodalpho?
00:04:03.080 Would you search? 0.99
00:04:04.080 She said she wants you to blow her up. 1.00
00:04:06.080 Very good.
00:04:15.080 You're not pointed that way.
00:04:17.080 You're not pointed that way.
00:04:20.080 Yeah.
00:04:21.080 Yeah.
00:04:22.080 I don't know.
00:04:23.080 Yeah.
00:04:24.080 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:25.080 Oh shit. 1.00
00:04:26.080 Oh shit. 1.00
00:04:35.080 Oh shit. 1.00
00:04:45.080 Oh shit. 1.00
00:04:46.080 Whoa! 1.00
00:04:48.080 Oh! What the fuck? 1.00
00:04:50.080 Bob! Bob! 1.00
00:04:56.080 Oh! Hey, bro!
00:04:58.080 Yo! 1.00
00:05:00.080 Yo! 1.00
00:05:02.080 Yo! 1.00
00:05:04.080 Yo! 1.00
00:05:06.080 I'm going to shoot it towards the house. 0.99
00:05:10.080 No! No! No! 1.00
00:05:12.080 No!
00:05:14.080 Oh! 1.00
00:05:18.080 You look evil as fuck! 1.00
00:05:20.080 Go ahead and empty it. 1.00
00:05:22.080 Go empty it or empty it!
00:05:26.080 Yeah, take it.
00:05:28.080 Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
00:05:30.080 I don't know what that means, but is that a video game or something?
00:05:42.520 Yeah.
00:05:43.520 Yeah.
00:05:44.520 Yeah.
00:05:45.520 Whoa! 0.71
00:05:46.520 I'm sorry.
00:05:47.520 I don't know.
00:05:48.520 Let me check it out.
00:05:49.520 It's not real interesting here.
00:05:50.520 It's fire.
00:05:51.520 Right?
00:05:52.520 Uh.
00:05:53.520 No.
00:05:54.520 I wouldn't wait.
00:05:55.520 Press the power button.
00:05:57.520 Right over here.
00:05:59.520 Great job.
00:06:00.520 Great job.
00:06:01.520 Great job.
00:06:02.520 Great job.
00:06:03.520 Great job.
00:06:04.520 Great job.
00:06:05.520 Great job.
00:06:06.520 That was fun. 0.95
00:06:07.520 Crazy, bro. 0.99
00:06:08.520 You look so evil when you hold it. 1.00
00:06:09.520 You look so terrifying. 0.99
00:06:10.520 You look so terrifying. 0.99
00:06:11.520 You look so terrifying. 0.99
00:06:12.520 You look so terrifying.
00:06:13.520 I don't.
00:06:14.520 I don't risk it.
00:06:16.520 I keep saying there's Jin here.
00:06:18.520 No.
00:06:19.520 Y'all next?
00:06:20.520 Yeah?
00:06:21.520 Yeah?
00:06:22.520 Uh. 1.00
00:06:23.520 Fuck. 1.00
00:06:24.520 Should I? 1.00
00:06:25.520 Yeah.
00:06:26.520 Bro, I got the sickest video, man.
00:06:27.520 I don't know. 1.00
00:06:28.520 I mean, you got kicked out of fucking Disney. 0.99
00:06:29.520 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:30.520 Where else?
00:06:31.520 Can you air drop that to me?
00:06:32.520 Uh, Chili's.
00:06:33.520 Chili's? 0.99
00:06:34.520 Yeah.
00:06:35.520 Anywhere else?
00:06:36.520 Alright, cool.
00:06:37.520 You can't get kicked out of here.
00:06:38.520 It's pretty hard. 1.00
00:06:39.520 You gotta be a real asshole to get kicked out of here. 1.00
00:06:40.520 You gotta do it, Jack. 1.00
00:06:41.520 So you might as well, you might as well finish your day strong.
00:06:44.520 I got kicked out of a gun range, too.
00:06:46.520 Gun range?
00:06:47.520 Yeah.
00:06:48.520 Gun range.
00:06:49.520 Yeah, that's not a...
00:06:50.520 I don't recommend that verbiage.
00:06:51.520 You don't do that.
00:06:52.520 Yeah.
00:06:53.520 I don't recommend that verbiage at a school, a gun range, a church, a mall.
00:06:56.520 Or an airport.
00:06:57.520 Or...
00:06:58.520 Or...
00:06:59.520 Anywhere else.
00:07:00.520 For that matter.
00:07:04.520 My man Rowdy Rob over here is, uh, filling the tank.
00:07:07.520 It's real gas, guys.
00:07:08.520 Yeah.
00:07:09.520 So...
00:07:10.520 It's freaking...
00:07:11.520 Yeah, I don't know.
00:07:12.520 It happens.
00:07:13.520 Yeah, I wouldn't use it again.
00:07:16.520 I'm supposed to put a bucket of ice on that.
00:07:18.520 Uh, Sam, you don't do it?
00:07:19.520 No, I'm okay.
00:07:20.520 I'm, uh...
00:07:21.520 I-I'll hold your hand.
00:07:23.520 I'll make sure you're safe.
00:07:24.520 Can you stand behind me?
00:07:25.520 Make sure you're alive.
00:07:26.520 Imagine an all-nighter at this place.
00:07:27.520 I'll stay a little bit behind.
00:07:28.520 Imagine a 24-hour guy.
00:07:29.520 This is like the most, like, tragic way to die, bro.
00:07:31.520 Like...
00:07:32.520 Uh, not bad, right?
00:07:33.520 Stop stressing.
00:07:34.520 This is a little playing-throwing.
00:07:35.520 Hey, we're gonna, uh...
00:07:37.520 That looks scary, doing it?
00:07:39.520 Yeah.
00:07:40.520 Yeah, you look too bad.
00:07:41.520 Oh, we're gonna wipe down this.
00:07:42.520 Demonic?
00:07:43.520 No, take it back.
00:07:44.520 No, it's small, it's small.
00:07:45.520 We need, like, a...
00:07:46.520 Uh, maybe my- 0.90
00:07:47.520 Burn the demon? 0.99
00:07:48.520 Burn the demon? 1.00
00:07:49.520 What-what women go? 1.00
00:07:51.520 Hey! 0.99
00:07:52.520 I don't leave the house, bro.
00:07:53.520 Stop calling me a flicker.
00:07:54.520 Oh, Sam.
00:07:56.520 Do you have that?
00:07:58.520 Are you fine?
00:07:59.520 Yeah.
00:08:00.520 Are you fine?
00:08:01.520 You get really nervous.
00:08:02.520 Nah, you got any-you got any on.
00:08:04.520 No, I promise you, it's not as, uh...
00:08:05.520 It's not as gnarly as I think it is.
00:08:07.520 You're gonna be nervous.
00:08:08.520 Unless you stand in the pool of gasoline, if we still do it, we should do a 24 hour train.
00:08:11.520 We'll go ahead and water that down for you.
00:08:13.520 Wait.
00:08:14.520 There's, like, 10,000 different activities to do here.
00:08:15.520 I know.
00:08:16.520 It would not get boring for 24 hours.
00:08:17.520 We could do the 3A trip and we'd get boring.
00:08:18.520 We could do the 3A trip and we'd get boring.
00:08:19.520 But now it'll be a little more tricky.
00:08:20.520 Wait.
00:08:21.520 Okay.
00:08:22.520 Well, let's not stand in that.
00:08:23.520 That'll be today's rule.
00:08:25.520 Yeah, let's do it somewhere else.
00:08:26.520 Yeah, we could-we could do it on the airplane.
00:08:28.520 We want to do it on the airplane?
00:08:29.520 Yeah, let me do it on the airplane.
00:08:30.520 Yes.
00:08:31.520 Everything happens for a reason. 0.93
00:08:32.520 Disney World was so trash for, like, that little time I was there. 0.58
00:08:34.520 I just want you to-2 a.m. 0.88
00:08:35.520 Why?
00:08:36.520 Like, live in the moment, man.
00:08:38.520 Yeah.
00:08:39.520 How many people do you want to hold when you're swimming?
00:08:41.520 I don't know.
00:08:42.520 A lot.
00:08:43.520 You might want to stand there.
00:08:44.520 I guess Nia looks at me and says,
00:08:45.520 Come on.
00:08:46.520 We're cooking.
00:08:47.520 We're cooking.
00:08:48.520 We're cooking.
00:08:49.520 He's not having it right now.
00:08:51.520 Yeah.
00:08:52.520 He's pooping and grabbing his power.
00:08:53.520 Chad's coming.
00:08:54.520 He's out.
00:08:55.520 He's out.
00:08:56.520 He's out.
00:08:57.520 He's out.
00:08:58.520 He's out.
00:08:59.520 He's out.
00:09:00.520 He's out.
00:09:01.520 He's out.
00:09:02.520 He's out.
00:09:03.520 He's out.
00:09:04.520 He's out.
00:09:05.520 He's out.
00:09:06.520 Let's just do it right up here.
00:09:07.520 Climb up here.
00:09:08.520 Oh, wait.
00:09:09.520 We washed it up.
00:09:10.520 You're good.
00:09:11.520 Can you do it?
00:09:12.520 No, no, no.
00:09:13.520 This is real.
00:09:14.520 Sorry.
00:09:15.520 You got it, man.
00:09:16.520 Hang on.
00:09:17.520 Hang on.
00:09:18.520 Hang on.
00:09:19.520 Let's go.
00:09:20.520 Come on, bro.
00:09:21.520 There you go, boss.
00:09:22.520 You know you.
00:09:23.520 I'm trying to make you live, player.
00:09:24.520 You need to live a little bit.
00:09:25.520 Come on.
00:09:30.520 You're going to put your hand right here.
00:09:32.520 Hey, look out.
00:09:33.520 Move too close.
00:09:34.520 Be careful.
00:09:35.520 Don't get scared.
00:09:36.520 Don't move.
00:09:37.520 They go straight. 1.00
00:09:38.520 Put your balls on there, right? 1.00
00:09:39.520 Yeah. 1.00
00:09:40.520 That's a level.
00:09:41.520 You're going to get a little squirt. 1.00
00:09:42.520 I will.
00:09:43.520 I'll stop.
00:09:44.520 Let's not burn anything.
00:09:45.520 You should have a little bit more.
00:09:46.520 Go ahead. 1.00
00:09:47.520 Shoot it, go. 1.00
00:09:48.520 Hold. 1.00
00:09:49.520 Push it.
00:09:50.520 Go ahead. 1.00
00:09:51.520 Shoot it up. 1.00
00:09:52.520 Shoot it up. 1.00
00:09:53.520 Oh, sorry. 1.00
00:09:54.520 Now, scream, motherfucker. 1.00
00:09:55.520 Say something. 1.00
00:09:56.520 More testicles. 1.00
00:09:57.520 That's like very feminine. 1.00
00:09:58.520 I don't think you're doing it.
00:09:59.520 I don't think you're doing it.
00:10:00.520 I'm sorry. 1.00
00:10:01.520 Now, scream, motherfucker. 1.00
00:10:02.520 Say something. 1.00
00:10:03.520 More testicles. 1.00
00:10:04.520 That's like very feminine. 1.00
00:10:05.520 I don't think you're doing it.
00:10:06.520 I don't think you're doing it, man.
00:10:07.520 I don't think you're doing it, man.
00:10:08.520 I don't think you're doing it.
00:10:09.520 I don't think you're doing it, man.
00:10:10.520 I don't think you're doing it, man.
00:10:11.520 Sweet. 1.00
00:10:12.520 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:10:13.520 I got bullets, man. 1.00
00:10:14.520 Now, let's turn it on.
00:10:17.520 Oh, my God.
00:10:18.520 Turn this way.
00:10:19.520 You sure?
00:10:20.520 Yeah.
00:10:21.520 Yeah.
00:10:22.520 Put it here.
00:10:23.520 Yeah.
00:10:24.520 Say hello to my little friends.
00:10:26.520 Yeah, say hello to my little friends.
00:10:29.060 Hey, you're in, P.I.
00:10:30.460 I don't know what I'm going to say, but I chose the guy.
00:10:35.300 I don't know what I'm going to say.
00:10:36.700 I don't know what I'm going to say.
00:10:38.760 Yo, the car, the car, the car. 0.99
00:10:40.060 Oh, shit, the car, the car, the car, the car, the car. 1.00
00:10:44.980 Yo! 1.00
00:10:45.980 Chill out.
00:10:47.980 Put it up.
00:10:48.980 Put it up.
00:10:49.980 Put it up.
00:10:50.980 Put it up.
00:10:52.980 Thank you.
00:10:54.980 There we go.
00:10:55.980 Help me on.
00:10:56.980 Put it in the house.
00:10:57.980 Help me on.
00:10:58.980 Help me on.
00:10:59.980 Help me on. 0.99
00:11:00.980 Oh, shit, bro. 1.00
00:11:01.980 Don't bring it out himself. 1.00
00:11:03.980 All right, now turn it back that way.
00:11:05.980 Make a big inch.
00:11:06.980 Turn it up.
00:11:07.980 It's empty.
00:11:08.980 It's tired. 1.00
00:11:09.980 God damn, bro. 1.00
00:11:10.980 You can't hold it up. 1.00
00:11:11.980 You can't hold it up.
00:11:12.980 You can't get it. 1.00
00:11:13.980 I'm going to get this motherfucker some milk. 1.00
00:11:15.980 Yo! 1.00
00:11:16.980 Come on! 0.61
00:11:17.980 Hold it, hold it.
00:11:18.980 Hold it, hold it.
00:11:19.980 Hold it, hold it.
00:11:20.980 Hold it, hold it.
00:11:21.980 Hold it, hold it.
00:11:22.980 He's actually terrified. 1.00
00:11:23.980 All right, God damn. 1.00
00:11:24.980 Let it go. 1.00
00:11:25.980 All right, good job.
00:11:26.980 Good job.
00:11:27.980 Good job.
00:11:28.980 Good job.
00:11:29.980 Yay! 0.99
00:11:34.980 He said he needs more milk. 1.00
00:11:35.980 That motherfucker needs some milk. 1.00
00:11:36.980 This shit's cracking up right now. 1.00
00:11:37.980 It was dyed with curly roots. 1.00
00:11:38.980 Get that man some milk. 0.92
00:11:39.980 It's probably three inches bigger. 1.00
00:11:40.980 His dick is three inches bigger. 1.00
00:11:41.980 Guaranteed. 1.00
00:11:42.980 So now it's three inches. 0.99
00:11:43.980 If real friends show each other the dicks. 1.00
00:11:44.980 Dick for dick. 1.00
00:11:45.980 Let's go. 1.00
00:11:46.980 I mean, you ain't gonna see my dick. 1.00
00:11:47.980 My dick's fucking inverted, player. 1.00
00:11:48.980 You motherfucker look like an acorn fucking hitting away for the winter, player. 1.00
00:11:53.980 My fucking dick. 1.00
00:11:54.980 My dick ain't nothing to see. 1.00
00:11:55.980 It's a short ride on that thing. 0.99
00:11:56.980 No, I mean, it's tripped up.
00:11:57.980 Mine's like a bush.
00:11:58.980 When you're fat you gotta be really well maintenance. 0.99
00:11:59.980 I'm not like a normal, fat, smelly person. 0.97
00:12:00.980 I smell really good. 0.87
00:12:01.980 But now I smell like gasoline. 1.00
00:12:04.980 Because your dick smells bigger? 1.00
00:12:05.980 Yeah, it does. 1.00
00:12:06.980 Who's gonna be a lucky lady tonight? 1.00
00:12:07.980 Or if you're fat? 0.88
00:12:08.980 I'm not a good guy. 0.90
00:12:09.980 It really doesn't smell good.
00:12:10.980 I'm not.
00:12:11.980 I'm not a good guy. 0.99
00:12:12.980 If I'm a worse dude, I'm a big dick. 0.98
00:12:13.980 I'm a big guy. 0.99
00:12:14.740 It's a big guy.
00:12:15.740 I'm a big guy.
00:12:16.740 You're me.
00:12:17.740 I know.
00:12:18.740 Like I know.
00:12:19.740 I'm a big guy.
00:12:20.740 I know.
00:12:21.740 I know.
00:12:22.740 I know.
00:12:23.740 I know.
00:12:24.740 I heard.
00:12:25.740 Yeah, I know.
00:12:26.740 I know.
00:12:27.740 I know.
00:12:28.740 I know.
00:12:28.980 I mean, I don't do it right there. What the fuck? Oh, shit, all right. 0.99
00:12:33.580 Ladies, what would y'all like to shoot it? 1.00
00:12:36.380 I mean, if he fucking survived, anybody could survive, you know? 0.99
00:12:38.800 You know, for sure. 0.98
00:12:39.740 What is that thing over there?
00:12:41.340 Oh, that's a carnival ride called the Scrambler.
00:12:44.300 Are you going on it?
00:12:45.060 Now look at him. 0.91
00:12:46.660 Dick's big. 1.00
00:12:47.140 Now he's like, let's fucking do everything. 1.00
00:12:48.860 This guy thinks he's on spring break. 1.00
00:12:50.260 He's like, fucking flamethrower. 1.00
00:12:51.980 Let me ride the fucking Scrambler. 1.00
00:12:54.520 You want to go skydive next? 0.99
00:12:55.760 I want to move in.
00:12:56.940 Oh, I've heard that before.
00:12:57.920 You got some rent money?
00:12:59.420 Maybe we can talk about it.
00:13:01.240 Maybe we can talk about it.
00:13:03.740 Is the car still supposed to be on?
00:13:05.780 Yeah, he left the car.
00:13:06.180 It looks like he's, he's, he's, uh...
00:13:08.360 This guy's, this guy's content?
00:13:09.820 You should be a streamer.
00:13:11.420 Yeah, I used to.
00:13:12.460 No, you should be like, IRL street.
00:13:13.620 I was like the first social media person ever.
00:13:16.060 He's definitely been here before.
00:13:17.380 He was acting like he doesn't know who this, come on.
00:13:21.320 He was way too happy the way he was laughing.
00:13:23.380 He was doing his party here every holiday since 2003.
00:13:26.060 He's limited content, bro.
00:13:26.960 IRL. 1.00
00:13:28.460 The shit's the mo- 1.00
00:13:29.160 Well, come back, come back now, you're here. 1.00
00:13:31.220 Did you see, I mean, they're, like, all the church pews and everything.
00:13:34.080 I just called.
00:13:35.620 Yeah, uh...
00:13:36.120 I expected it.
00:13:36.660 I sold my soul. 1.00
00:13:37.680 Well, fucking, I hope, I hope, uh, I hope it was worth it. 0.99
00:13:40.280 Oh, is anybody to tell you to do that, Sneeko? 0.99
00:13:43.220 Right, you know.
00:13:45.520 All right, what's next?
00:13:46.220 Oh, it just smells like gas over here.
00:13:49.520 It is gas all over here.
00:13:51.000 Yeah.
00:13:51.220 Yeah.
00:13:51.280 I've never seen you ride, uh,
00:13:52.820 because I've got a blazer.
00:13:53.980 I don't know how to work for you with a dirt bike.
00:13:55.560 It's a park out, player.
00:13:56.680 Hey, right there.
00:13:58.380 We'll start with the bikes. 0.53
00:13:59.600 It's twice, and you need to even work your way up for the dirt bike.
00:14:01.600 It's a bike ball, too.
00:14:02.740 Yeah, I'm like a ball, too.
00:14:04.560 Hey, that's the rob department over there.
00:14:06.100 Right, Rob, he's the brass specialist.
00:14:09.040 You're gonna have to hold it. 0.98
00:14:09.720 Hey, now, y'all motherfuckin' signed my waivers, too. 0.98
00:14:11.400 Y'all don't ride dirt bikes at night. 1.00
00:14:12.520 Y'all got me fucked up. 1.00
00:14:13.600 Y'all motherfuckin' can't ride a shitter in a day. 1.00
00:14:15.400 You're gonna have to hold it like your dad when you're on training wheels. 1.00
00:14:17.660 I'm doing great. 1.00
00:14:18.220 Yo, bitch. 1.00
00:14:20.000 Yeah, I really am. 1.00
00:14:24.700 Is your RV themed out? 1.00
00:14:26.920 I mean, it looks like a fuckin' stripper fucking vomited in it. 1.00
00:14:30.040 It's got gold alligator walls. 0.99
00:14:32.220 It's got a lot of places I think are.
00:14:34.040 It's not a small one.
00:14:35.060 It's got a little pants on, but nothing.
00:14:37.080 Yours is beautiful.
00:14:38.840 It's a beautiful Sprinter.
00:14:40.020 Any more questions or anything?
00:14:43.860 No, that was so fun.
00:14:45.020 It wasn't?
00:14:45.660 You didn't even shoot it, though.
00:14:47.040 No, it was cool.
00:14:48.000 I saw it.
00:14:48.440 I like it.
00:14:49.020 I felt a thrill, you know?
00:14:50.920 Yeah, it's all you need.
00:14:51.640 How do you do?
00:14:52.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:14:52.460 I mean, you caught the fuckin' cop car on fire, you know? 0.98
00:14:55.080 I know, right? 0.98
00:14:55.800 You might have to send you an invoice.
00:14:57.380 Wait, what?
00:14:59.120 I'm just joking.
00:14:59.860 It's okay.
00:15:00.200 We've seen a lot worse.
00:15:02.300 You ever heard of the No Boys?
00:15:03.360 Yeah.
00:15:03.600 I mean, all right. 0.98
00:15:05.280 They came here and destroyed a fuckin' golf cart, a minibike, you know? 0.95
00:15:08.880 But I picked up the tab because I'm a nice guy, you know? 0.95
00:15:11.920 I'm sure I gave everyone a good experience. 0.98
00:15:14.540 Not as cool as the shit y'all already did today, maybe? 0.98
00:15:17.080 How long were you at Disney before you got kicked out? 0.99
00:15:19.040 Oh, an hour.
00:15:19.800 Not even.
00:15:20.440 20 minutes, maybe.
00:15:21.220 20 minutes.
00:15:21.460 And I can never go back.
00:15:23.260 They banned you for life?
00:15:24.520 Yeah.
00:15:24.720 We're a trespass.
00:15:25.440 Yeah, we could apply in a year, but we're banned.
00:15:27.460 Ooh, yeah.
00:15:28.020 That's not good.
00:15:28.960 I was gonna go to my family.
00:15:30.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:15:30.600 Yeah, you gotta be a real asshole to get banned for fuckin' Disney. 1.00
00:15:32.900 We didn't do anything, right? 1.00
00:15:34.200 They just weren't feeling the stream vibe?
00:15:35.700 They didn't seem like a stream vibe. 0.99
00:15:36.500 I did start talking a little shit, but... 0.99
00:15:38.100 You guys are the ones still. 1.00
00:15:38.940 That was why, huh?
00:15:39.860 That's both of us.
00:15:40.560 You guys are the ones still me. 0.98
00:15:41.360 How did you get kicked out of a fuckin' Chili's? 0.98
00:15:42.780 That's no problem. 0.98
00:15:43.340 What? 0.97
00:15:43.840 How did you get kicked out of a fuckin' Chili's? 0.99
00:15:45.620 Uh, Chili's? 0.98
00:15:46.640 I don't know.
00:15:46.960 They were like...
00:15:47.120 They were getting prank calls when we were streaming.
00:15:49.160 Who were?
00:15:49.760 Your followers?
00:15:50.440 Yeah.
00:15:51.440 Jeez.
00:15:52.340 Hey, that's love, though.
00:15:53.760 That means they love you. 0.99
00:15:54.920 If they don't stalk you and do crazy shit, that means they don't love you. 0.99
00:15:58.280 Do you have stalkers? 1.00
00:15:58.940 Yeah, there's a few.
00:16:00.400 They're diehard.
00:16:00.900 Yeah.
00:16:01.460 We definitely have people come once or twice a day to the gate.
00:16:04.940 Hey, let me in here! 0.99
00:16:06.720 You know?
00:16:07.620 We come to the back gate, the front gate.
00:16:09.720 We caught a couple people scaling walls, showing up. 0.98
00:16:13.100 We've had some weird shit. 0.99
00:16:14.140 Dude, you know your back gate's open. 0.99
00:16:15.960 Yeah, we opened it so that y'all could come through.
00:16:19.620 We're hospital.
00:16:21.740 So why didn't we go through that way?
00:16:23.560 Because y'all were scared. 1.00
00:16:24.460 Y'all were fuckin' geeked out on goddamn red bulls. 1.00
00:16:26.300 This guy's over here shaking. 1.00
00:16:27.240 He hasn't slipped in two days. 1.00
00:16:28.000 He took a shit in the V. 0.99
00:16:29.340 I want three hours to sleep, too. 1.00
00:16:30.460 When's the last time you took a shit? 1.00
00:16:32.940 Yesterday. 0.99
00:16:33.760 Oh, that's not bad.
00:16:34.660 You'll be all right.
00:16:36.000 You gotta fly to L.A. tomorrow? 1.00
00:16:37.260 What if you gotta take a shit in midair? 0.99
00:16:38.400 That's not good. 1.00
00:16:39.500 I usually just shit myself. 0.99
00:16:41.100 I worked up with the track. 0.99
00:16:43.320 What do you do there?
00:16:45.020 The track. 1.00
00:16:45.340 I mean, we do fuckin' gnarly shit. 0.99
00:16:47.940 Roddy Rob, would you like to demonstrate? 0.99
00:16:49.860 Would you like to bring something out here?
00:16:51.120 I mean...
00:16:52.460 We got all kinds of toys.
00:16:53.740 You didn't see it.
00:16:54.200 I don't know if y'all got a curfew or anything.
00:16:56.120 Let's get into a couple more things. 0.99
00:16:57.960 I mean, what the fuck, y'all? 0.99
00:16:58.760 What do you do? 1.00
00:16:59.300 We don't have that much battery.
00:17:00.100 We don't have that much battery.
00:17:00.800 We don't have that much battery left.
00:17:04.000 It doesn't say a percent, but like probably 30-ish.
00:17:06.040 30 percent.
00:17:08.880 It doesn't say a really gnarly tire track.
00:17:11.060 My thing's on 13 percent.
00:17:12.200 I want eight.
00:17:12.960 You'll be really disappointed.
00:17:13.560 It's my last battery.
00:17:14.700 You'll just be like, oh, wow.
00:17:15.860 And it's...
00:17:16.360 Should we just call it charging the Sprinter?
00:17:19.380 Huh?
00:17:19.940 We can do one more thing.
00:17:20.640 Call it and leave or call it and... 1.00
00:17:22.260 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:17:23.440 I think we should come back here. 1.00
00:17:25.520 Yeah.
00:17:25.820 Can you do that?
00:17:26.640 Can we come back here today?
00:17:28.060 Yeah.
00:17:28.420 I didn't want to like...
00:17:29.260 Yeah, that's why I was hoping that we were going to be here like eight hours ago, but it's cool.
00:17:32.940 Sure, Simon.
00:17:33.740 Yeah, it's all good.
00:17:34.440 You're scared, and now you've touched it and seen it and smelt it.
00:17:39.440 You're not scared no more?
00:17:40.960 You shot a plane throw? 1.00
00:17:42.040 Your dick is huge now? 1.00
00:17:43.180 Yeah. 1.00
00:17:43.820 So you're going to be fucking... 0.99
00:17:46.260 You're going to have a fucking pretty long, good period of you. 0.99
00:17:48.360 You're going to be now. 0.97
00:17:49.460 Thank you, bro.
00:17:50.120 Can I get a hug?
00:17:51.140 Of course you're not.
00:17:51.940 Thank you, bro.
00:17:52.900 I want to meet you again when I'm not on three hours of sleep.
00:17:59.120 Geeked out on Red Bull?
00:18:00.060 Yeah, like...
00:18:00.480 I think I'm on a weird jug right now, bro.
00:18:02.780 Why?
00:18:03.060 I'm way more fun when I'm drinking.
00:18:05.100 But when I'm sober, it's like kind of like...
00:18:07.420 W-hose. 0.99
00:18:07.940 Can we get some Ws in the chat room?
00:18:09.180 I want to show you the chat room.
00:18:10.360 Um...
00:18:10.720 What's the W?
00:18:11.800 What's that?
00:18:12.960 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:18:13.820 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:18:14.360 Oh. 1.00
00:18:14.660 W-w is a west coast.
00:18:16.360 If they hate you, then it's an L.
00:18:17.680 They love you.
00:18:18.120 It's a W. 1.00
00:18:18.540 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:18:19.380 Well, it's a fucking... 1.00
00:18:21.680 They're going to be disappointed. 1.00
00:18:22.780 Can they see this shit? 1.00
00:18:23.640 Are they hearing it? 1.00
00:18:24.360 Yeah, yeah.
00:18:24.960 Oh, I love you too, guys.
00:18:26.400 Oh, what a nice, wholesome guy.
00:18:27.860 Yeah, if y'all...
00:18:28.860 Do you want to come to a place, no matter what race, religion, sexuality... 1.00
00:18:33.060 If you've got a dick on your forehead, whatever the fuck you identify as a goddamn frog, 1.00
00:18:37.280 as long as you come with peace, love, and respect, you're welcome to my home. 1.00
00:18:41.400 Just become a member at mikebc.com.
00:18:43.800 Watch all my crazy... 1.00
00:18:44.920 You want to see my little ass dick? 1.00
00:18:46.540 You want to see me slow-mo come shot at my girlfriend and some of the lucky ladies who 1.00
00:18:49.640 essentially have sex with us? 1.00
00:18:51.720 Or if you want to fucking come to the craziest party you've ever seen, we have three-day events. 1.00
00:18:57.080 It's like a fucked-up summer camp. 0.99
00:18:59.460 A whole itinerary, drinking game, scavenger house, we give away money, prizes. 0.98
00:19:05.000 It's a good time.
00:19:06.000 You should come out.
00:19:06.620 Halloween.
00:19:07.100 Drunk people in costumes.
00:19:08.160 I'll come.
00:19:08.840 You should.
00:19:09.320 It's Friday, Saturday, and Sunday before Halloween.
00:19:12.500 The 27th, 28th, 29th.
00:19:14.900 Right?
00:19:15.660 I bet.
00:19:16.220 Yeah.
00:19:16.820 Locked in.
00:19:17.680 Yeah, come on. 0.77
00:19:19.420 All right.
00:19:20.500 What's your costume?
00:19:21.420 Do you like Halloween?
00:19:22.040 Uh, not really, because, um, when I was a kid on Halloween, I got bit by a dog. 0.99
00:19:27.300 Goddamn. 0.99
00:19:27.980 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:19:28.200 That's when a trauma comes from.
00:19:29.080 So that's why you scared of the folks?
00:19:30.120 I was playing basketball outside, yeah.
00:19:31.120 I was a little kid.
00:19:32.140 Where did he bite you?
00:19:33.600 Uh, it was, like, on the arm right here, but then it was, like, a black dog. 1.00
00:19:35.960 Oh, damn, you. 1.00
00:19:36.780 Oh, shit, it was a black dog. 1.00
00:19:37.980 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:19:38.900 Why does a dog gotta be black? 1.00
00:19:41.320 But, yeah, it was fucked up, bro, and now I'm like... 1.00
00:19:43.460 So, I'm proud. 0.99
00:19:43.840 So, I'm proud.
00:19:44.200 No one, no one, no one.
00:19:44.900 So, I got in.
00:19:45.920 Y'all must be late for y'all. 0.94
00:19:47.600 So, black dog bit you? 0.98
00:19:48.960 Yep. 1.00
00:19:49.260 And now you're fucking terrified? 0.99
00:19:50.600 Yep. 0.98
00:19:51.060 And we sue the, uh, the owners of the dog. 1.00
00:19:52.740 God damn it, you gotta get the fuck out of my property. 1.00
00:19:54.440 You, we're trying to sue these little shit. 1.00
00:19:55.500 You gotta... 1.00
00:19:56.060 Y'all's gonna go!
00:19:56.880 I'm sorry, bro.
00:19:57.460 That's all right. 0.98
00:19:57.880 We don't got no black dogs around here. 1.00
00:19:59.460 We got some black people. 0.99
00:20:00.520 We got no black dogs. 0.99
00:20:01.840 They don't bite. 0.95
00:20:02.240 Whoa! 0.71
00:20:02.900 Yeah, they don't bite.
00:20:04.640 That's what I'm asking, dude. 0.99
00:20:05.620 You went into some freaky shit? 1.00
00:20:08.700 That's a freaky bitch. 1.00
00:20:09.740 You know, you probably listened to that. 1.00
00:20:11.000 That slow jams, getting freaky deaky. 1.00
00:20:13.600 Biting white bitches. 1.00
00:20:15.580 You like white bitches? 1.00
00:20:16.860 Shake one, blink one, spring ass, twine ass. 1.00
00:20:20.880 What's your type in group? 1.00
00:20:21.960 I mean, I like them, uh, blonde. 1.00
00:20:25.880 Uh, preferably underweight.
00:20:28.140 Uh, less, less, uh, less weight than me.
00:20:30.940 You know, I like to keep them...
00:20:32.540 I don't know, let me see.
00:20:33.260 Turn around, let me forget you here. 0.94
00:20:35.100 You don't got much junk in the trunk.
00:20:37.520 What a little, what a little, what a little.
00:20:38.400 What a little. 0.70
00:20:39.600 Oh, it's been a long ass day, ain't it, Blair? 0.96
00:20:41.500 It's been a long ass day. 0.76
00:20:42.640 I'm working on it.
00:20:43.440 It's all right, you get there.
00:20:44.260 I'd rather, I'd rather have your, uh, physique look very, uh, physical that you could run 0.95
00:20:48.560 from the police, if you're watching. 0.98
00:20:50.320 I don't have, I don't happen to probably fall out and have a fucking heart attack, you know? 0.99
00:20:54.580 Die of diabetes before they handcuffed me. 1.00
00:20:57.020 They'd shoot me thinking I was, uh, fucking resistant. 0.99
00:20:59.140 Yeah, so, uh, first time? 0.99
00:21:04.660 First time here?
00:21:05.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:06.220 First time here?
00:21:06.880 It's like 20 times better than the cost.
00:21:08.480 Really?
00:21:09.040 Yeah.
00:21:09.480 Like, I didn't know what to expect, but... 0.98
00:21:11.140 Do you have, you have, you have, you're all streaming goddamn live to fucking 100,000 people, 0.99
00:21:14.760 you don't got no good goddamn Google? 0.99
00:21:16.360 You didn't type in Mike Busce or the Saucer Castle? 1.00
00:21:18.300 You know where the fuck you're at? 0.99
00:21:19.080 I mean, I looked at the view of like... 1.00
00:21:20.040 We couldn't really say...
00:21:21.140 Yo, try to help me over here.
00:21:22.320 Listen, we couldn't really say too much because the viewers go crazy. 0.98
00:21:26.380 We're on like a blind date or some shit. 0.99
00:21:27.860 It's like the worst goddamn, it's like the limit date from hell. 1.00
00:21:30.120 It's like a bunch of dudes and two chicks. 0.99
00:21:32.840 At least, at least they're very pretty.
00:21:34.000 It's a sausage party.
00:21:35.200 Yeah, very pretty ladies. 1.00
00:21:36.700 There's a lot of dick in the crew. 0.99
00:21:38.000 It's cool. 1.00
00:21:38.720 Next season, we're gonna replace you with a fucking pretty girl. 1.00
00:21:41.720 You're, you're asking, how long have you been around for? 0.99
00:21:43.860 Uh, I've been editing for him for a few months, but I just started filming like a week or two ago.
00:21:47.120 It's like day till. 0.99
00:21:48.240 How many YouTube edit tutorials do you watch to do this shit? 0.99
00:21:50.620 Uh, I just learned from his other editors. 0.99
00:21:53.180 Alright. 0.97
00:21:54.020 Goddamn how many editors you got? 0.99
00:21:55.660 Who, me? 0.98
00:21:56.140 Yeah. 0.99
00:21:56.680 Uh, it's for a fucking shit ton, bro. 0.97
00:21:59.280 I have like hundreds of people posting my clips on TikTok and then, uh, YouTube's like FFQ editors. 0.97
00:22:04.540 I had, you know what's, you know what's funny?
00:22:06.100 It's just crazy.
00:22:07.540 My homie, Trey Cyrus, you know who that is?
00:22:09.960 Miley Cyrus' brother.
00:22:11.820 Why don't you get in the conversation?
00:22:12.820 I don't mind, sir.
00:22:13.360 Why don't you get in the conversation?
00:22:14.720 His brother's a good friend of mine.
00:22:16.040 Her brother's a good friend of mine.
00:22:16.880 One of my best friends.
00:22:17.540 And he actually DM'd me a clip of you and your girl this morning, right?
00:22:23.120 Swear to God, I can literally show this to you.
00:22:25.440 Miley Cyrus' brother?
00:22:26.760 Yeah, he's one of my best friends, Trace.
00:22:29.200 Miley Cyrus' brother?
00:22:30.780 Yo, what's good, man?
00:22:31.920 Ben, I didn't know you were watching me.
00:22:33.320 No, there, I'm going to show you something.
00:22:34.640 Here, look.
00:22:35.100 I'll show you the DM.
00:22:36.240 This is Trace.
00:22:36.920 So, let's see.
00:22:41.480 The mic's the wrong way. 0.99
00:22:45.380 Damn. 0.99
00:22:46.200 Wait, did I make it, Trace? 0.99
00:22:48.500 There's a video of you and her, like, on a podcast, and you, like, broke up with her 0.99
00:22:53.680 or some shit or some shit. 0.97
00:22:55.480 I don't know, but I had seen it today. 1.00
00:22:57.380 Is it that?
00:22:58.380 Yeah, whatever this, whatever this to you.
00:23:00.300 Oh, it's a lie detector.
00:23:01.780 A lie detector test. 1.00
00:23:02.680 I was taking a shower, I was butt-ass naked this morning, washing Old Spice to do my fucking 0.99
00:23:07.320 grundle, and I was watching this video, and then literally, like, six hours later, my 0.99
00:23:12.920 boy Shawnee Stiles hit y'all up and said, and I was like, damn, I've seen this girl and
00:23:18.220 this dude, and then I had seen you on a few other things, but literally, this was sent 0.77
00:23:21.880 to me today before I even knew you were coming here. 0.99
00:23:26.440 Obviously, before you knew you were coming here, you didn't know where the fuck you were 0.99
00:23:28.740 going, but yeah, you know. 0.99
00:23:29.980 So, that was, I literally just showed you that.
00:23:31.420 That was, I got sent that today, so it's a very serendipitous fate brought us together
00:23:37.080 today, guys.
00:23:37.560 It took a lot of convincing to get him here.
00:23:39.500 What'd you have to convince him to? 0.98
00:23:40.620 I normally gotta convince him not to fucking come here. 0.98
00:23:43.220 Like, you don't get- 0.98
00:23:43.580 Because I didn't know what to expect.
00:23:44.520 Like, I-
00:23:45.000 How long was the mic backwards like that?
00:23:47.040 Uh, no longer, because it was pulling off the other way, so I just put it in, maybe
00:23:49.740 like, 20 minutes. 1.00
00:23:50.980 I've had way more retarded motherfuckers than you come here, trust me. 1.00
00:23:53.420 You ain't, you're like, you're like fucking, you're like on a high level of retarded shit. 1.00
00:23:57.060 Like, I- 1.00
00:23:57.420 I've seen way worse. 1.00
00:23:58.760 You're high-level retarded. 1.00
00:23:59.420 I've seen way worse more retarded motherfuckers than you. 1.00
00:24:01.420 You're good. 1.00
00:24:02.180 And, and, you got your shit together. 1.00
00:24:03.940 You got a whole squad here and shit, you know. 1.00
00:24:05.700 You got, you got pretty ladies. 1.00
00:24:07.280 You got your homie over here. 1.00
00:24:08.160 He's riding for you and shit. 0.98
00:24:09.340 You're gonna be alright. 1.00
00:24:10.060 Damn, you're just my homie. 1.00
00:24:11.620 Damn, I was homie. 1.00
00:24:12.440 You just met him today, too? 1.00
00:24:13.820 Goddamn. 0.99
00:24:14.140 No, that's my boy. 1.00
00:24:14.920 That's my boy. 1.00
00:24:15.260 Goddamn. 0.99
00:24:15.780 He's my, he's my sidekick. 1.00
00:24:17.100 What the fuck? 1.00
00:24:18.260 I'm kidding. 1.00
00:24:18.740 Goddamn, they're breaking up already. 1.00
00:24:20.360 The fucking goddamn Yoko Uno just came into the chat fucking breaking the Beatles up. 1.00
00:24:24.940 Yeah, y'all, that's probably- 1.00
00:24:26.060 Oh, because I'm Asian, that's why. 1.00
00:24:27.440 Oh, damn, I didn't even think of that. 0.98
00:24:28.540 That's a good one, though. 0.99
00:24:29.400 I didn't even think of that.
00:24:30.300 That's good.
00:24:30.660 I like that.
00:24:31.520 What's your crazy story in some of my chat, guys? 1.00
00:24:33.140 Oh, goddamn. 0.99
00:24:33.900 I bet there's gonna be a lot, huh? 1.00
00:24:35.900 There's a lot.
00:24:36.300 There's a lot.
00:24:36.320 It's a good one.
00:24:37.340 Me and my man, Miguel Colon Jr. over here, he has, we have a very, very well, very successful
00:24:43.200 podcast.
00:24:44.040 We tell stories about, you know, rock and roll debauchery and the times before all these 1.00
00:24:48.140 pussy motherfuckers got on the internet, you know. 1.00
00:24:50.100 Not like you guys, because y'all are cool. 1.00
00:24:52.080 No. 1.00
00:24:52.220 But, you know, like all the other pussy guys. 1.00
00:24:53.640 Trust me, I know I'm a loser. 1.00
00:24:54.780 No, no, no, no, you know, I'm not saying that.
00:24:56.240 But there's a lot of, a lot of, like, the narrative is there, like the young people
00:25:00.540 are offended by everything.
00:25:02.160 Yeah. 1.00
00:25:02.560 Like none of y'all drank fucking water hose, water, or played outside on bicycles and shit. 1.00
00:25:07.060 Yeah. 0.99
00:25:07.620 So, you know, y'all gotta get out a little bit. 0.99
00:25:08.920 You know, you gotta tell these youngins, if you're out there watching, fucking don't do 0.99
00:25:12.320 drugs. 0.99
00:25:12.760 And if you're trying to get out there and you want to do what you're doing, because a 0.98
00:25:15.100 lot of people now, they don't even want to be a fucking a fireman or doctor. 0.88
00:25:18.660 They want to be a podcast or a YouTuber. 0.97
00:25:20.780 So, you know, you're chasing your dreams.
00:25:22.780 And as long as you're doing good and you're, and you're, uh, doing things the right way 0.99
00:25:26.780 and you're having fun and enjoying it, fuck what everyone says. 0.99
00:25:29.440 Do what, do what you want. 1.00
00:25:30.660 That's what I do.
00:25:31.900 Everyone told me I was crazy and, you know, don't, you ain't gonna do this, you ain't
00:25:34.920 gonna do that. 1.00
00:25:35.220 But, you know, fuck them. 1.00
00:25:36.460 Just keep chasing your dreams and having fun. 1.00
00:25:38.580 Yeah.
00:25:39.020 You know, that's it.
00:25:39.660 That's, that's the, that's the, the moral of today's lesson of this nine.
00:25:44.000 How many hours?
00:25:45.060 Uh, nine and a half.
00:25:45.860 Nine and a half.
00:25:47.240 How?
00:25:47.900 People, you think someone watched nine hours straight?
00:25:49.800 That's good.
00:25:50.220 Yeah.
00:25:50.460 Chats. 0.99
00:25:50.680 How about one of you did if you watched the entire stream?
00:25:53.040 They're gonna lie.
00:25:53.940 They're all gonna lie.
00:25:54.580 That is some good advice, man. 0.97
00:25:56.280 Well, I mean, it's not really fucking rocket science and shit, but you know, I'm just trying 0.99
00:25:59.780 to, behind all the strippers and midgets and the crazy shit, there is definitely some 0.99
00:26:03.760 deeper, you know, you only got one like it. 1.00
00:26:06.340 They're lying.
00:26:06.760 There's no way this would be people watching the whole, if you did, that's crazy, bro.
00:26:09.480 I mean, there were like 100 kids who did. 0.99
00:26:12.220 That's fucking crazy. 0.98
00:26:13.420 Well, that's, that's, that's good, man. 1.00
00:26:14.760 And if you, uh, if you have a fallen one that fuck with you like that, as long as you keep 1.00
00:26:18.760 true to yourself and you do your shit and they'll take care of you and they'll grow 1.00
00:26:22.560 with you and then they'll take you to the horizons and, you know, and your man over here, 1.00
00:26:26.860 you do the same thing and the same thing with you camera motherfuckers, you know, be ethical. 1.00
00:26:31.460 Don't be on no shady shit. 1.00
00:26:32.580 Shoot. 1.00
00:26:33.040 Don't be lazy. 0.99
00:26:33.780 If you ain't hurting, you ain't filming right.
00:26:35.760 You know, get around.
00:26:36.540 This is long hours. 1.00
00:26:37.400 You know how many pussy motherfuckers are like, oh, I'm tired. 1.00
00:26:40.000 Let's go back to the hotel. 1.00
00:26:41.660 You know, if they say that shit, don't ride with them. 1.00
00:26:43.360 Say, fuck it, you ain't, you ain't about to slide. 1.00
00:26:44.560 Only motivated people around. 1.00
00:26:45.760 You're right, bro.
00:26:45.980 Yeah, because a lot of, I hate to, I sound like, I hate to sound like the old man wizard,
00:26:48.960 but a lot of young people are lazy and then they feel entitled. 1.00
00:26:51.640 These little shit, these little shit need some advice. 1.00
00:26:53.240 They're much like 13 year old horny kids. 1.00
00:26:54.480 Listen, I'm going to break out my goddamn belt and start whipping every one of you motherfuckers. 1.00
00:27:00.840 Whoa, whoa, we had this game called Hot Peas and Butter where you hide a belt and then everyone 1.00
00:27:05.480 go hide and you run and find the belt and you get to whip everybody until they run back
00:27:08.220 to the wall.
00:27:08.700 It's an old childhood game.
00:27:10.260 Have you ever heard of Drewski before?
00:27:12.460 Yeah, yeah, I love him.
00:27:13.660 I got to end before my thing.
00:27:14.520 They're calling you White Drewski. 0.99
00:27:16.500 Are things going to crash? 1.00
00:27:17.220 His dick's probably way bigger. 1.00
00:27:18.500 Now, you're funny as fuck, bro. 1.00
00:27:19.340 I fuck with Drewski. 1.00
00:27:20.280 I can't wait to come back here. 1.00
00:27:21.180 I swear to God.
00:27:21.780 Well, come back.
00:27:22.260 We got to end.
00:27:23.620 What are we at now?
00:27:24.160 I'm going to get your number, too.
00:27:25.020 We're good.
00:27:25.480 I mean, it doesn't say, but it's not low.
00:27:26.920 We could go for another 10-15.
00:27:29.420 Yeah, I'll give him a number.
00:27:30.560 Anytime you want to come out, you want to film something for fun, you want to build some 0.99
00:27:33.640 crazy shit, blow some shit up, whatever, you know. 0.98
00:27:36.120 Imagine Zerka here. 1.00
00:27:38.680 I know a lot of guys are doing a lot of fun here.
00:27:41.280 Well, a lot of guys definitely try to come over here.
00:27:44.140 Shout out to Shawnee Styles for linking us up.
00:27:46.680 Shawnee, W. Shawnee.
00:27:47.780 You're a real one, bro.
00:27:48.440 Thank you, Shawnee.
00:27:48.700 Appreciate you, Shawnee.
00:27:49.660 He's the homie, and I had seen you, but I wasn't completely aware of the world, and 1.00
00:27:53.900 now I'll dig deep into it, and yeah, now we're pretty much related. 0.98
00:27:59.700 We're pretty much like ready to do the blood oath, like cut our fucking arms open and bring 1.00
00:28:03.580 the blood and shit. 1.00
00:28:04.820 Just you all can play. 1.00
00:28:05.500 Just loosen up, player.
00:28:06.540 Yeah, I got to loosen up.
00:28:07.600 Loosen up, man. 1.00
00:28:08.960 You going to fuck tonight? 1.00
00:28:10.360 Oh, nah. 1.00
00:28:11.100 You going to jack off? 1.00
00:28:12.100 Nah, I haven't beat my dick in four weeks. 1.00
00:28:14.640 Oh, damn. 1.00
00:28:15.040 What are you trying to do? 1.00
00:28:15.700 What are you doing here?
00:28:16.180 Keep it going.
00:28:16.740 I've been locked in, bro.
00:28:17.640 Bro, release that seed.
00:28:19.540 You got evil seed inside.
00:28:19.860 Keep it in you.
00:28:20.500 It motivates you.
00:28:21.140 It gets more energy when you keep it inside.
00:28:22.340 Yeah, I hear that.
00:28:23.720 Hey, there he is.
00:28:24.420 Right there.
00:28:24.720 It's my man.
00:28:25.180 There he is.
00:28:26.140 Shawnee.
00:28:26.500 Shawnee's the reason.
00:28:27.100 Shawnee! 0.94
00:28:28.660 My man, my man Shawnee was like, hey, I got this dude.
00:28:31.460 He's got to come over your house. 0.99
00:28:32.560 Wait, Chad, do I have to start beating my dick? 1.00
00:28:33.800 Is he right? 1.00
00:28:34.260 Yeah, I got to beat your dick. 1.00
00:28:35.140 You got evil seed in there. 1.00
00:28:35.460 Chad, imagine Foozie here.
00:28:42.200 Michael, you're a real one. 0.60
00:28:43.600 That's a nice-ass spinner. 1.00
00:28:44.620 Thanks, man.
00:28:44.840 Don't be a driver again.
00:28:45.580 What's the end of VIP?
00:28:46.480 I know, we got to-
00:28:47.760 Pull up VIP.
00:28:49.660 My thing's about to crash because-
00:28:50.940 Your thing's going to crash. 0.99
00:28:51.520 I thought it was three inches after shooting the goddamn- 0.99
00:28:53.500 The other thing. 1.00