SNEAKO - SNEAKO Plays Comedy Night With His Stream

00:00:01.000 Sneaker walked into a bar

00:00:07.000 Why am I able to hear how autistic all of you are from these jokes?

00:00:10.000 Hey Sneaker, how come you're just watching and not coming up here? 0.65

00:00:13.000 Typical you, man, just watching

00:00:15.000 Nice, nice, nice

00:00:17.000 Yeah, yeah, come on, come on, guys

00:00:19.000 Yo, let's stop with the cuck, Joe 0.93

00:00:20.000 Since bad enough Sneaker was standing in the corner with a boner 1.00

00:00:22.000 While his girl was getting smashed by Destiny

00:00:24.000 Yo! 1.00

00:00:25.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:00:30.000 W, racism 1.00

00:00:36.000 And then chat, do I do it private or public?

00:00:48.000 Do I do it public or no?

00:00:57.000 Public?

00:01:01.000 Okay

00:01:05.000 So you guys joined up, right?

00:01:08.000 Did I do it the right way, yes or no?

00:01:16.000 Hey, what's good?

00:01:19.000 Can you hear me?

00:01:20.000 Can you hear me?

00:01:23.000 Can you hear me?

00:01:24.000 Can you hear me?

00:01:25.000 Yes or no?

00:01:35.000 Chat, do you need to connect your mic or no?

00:01:41.000 I can hear you now

00:01:42.000 I can hear you now

00:01:43.000 Oh, you can hear me?

00:01:44.000 Cool

00:01:45.000 Did you come from the chat?

00:01:46.000 Or are you just random?

00:01:51.000 Yo, can you hear me?

00:01:52.000 Click the mic?

00:02:08.000 Click the mic?

00:02:09.000 You got to talk through the game

00:02:15.000 Oh, can you hear me though?

00:02:16.000 I can only hear you through Rumble

00:02:18.000 Oh, okay, okay, okay

00:02:21.000 Is that real Sneaker?

00:02:24.000 Yeah, what's going on?

00:02:26.000 Oh, you can hear me?

00:02:27.000 Can you hear me?

00:02:29.000 You can hear me?

00:02:30.000 Oh, Sneaker, you are real

00:02:32.000 Yes

00:02:33.000 Yeah, I hear you

00:02:36.000 Alright, cool

00:02:37.000 So, how do we get started though?

00:02:41.000 I don't know

00:02:48.000 Hey, what does Adam22 and Sneaker got in common?

00:02:51.000 Oh, come on 0.99

00:02:52.000 They're both drugs and degenerates to society 0.91

00:02:57.000 That wasn't funny 0.98

00:03:00.000 Hey, can you hear me?

00:03:01.000 Yeah

00:03:03.000 Yeah, yeah 0.99

00:03:04.000 How many black people does it take to start a riot? 1.00

00:03:07.000 I don't know 0.99

00:03:08.000 Negative one 0.93

00:03:10.000 Ah, ha

00:03:12.000 Yeah, do you get it?

00:03:14.000 Yeah, do you get it?

00:03:15.000 Cause like, negative one

00:03:16.000 Cause like, George Floyd died

00:03:17.000 Cause like, negative one

00:03:18.000 Cause like, he's dead

00:03:19.000 I get it

00:03:20.000 I don't know why you have to keep explaining

00:03:21.000 Okay, okay

00:03:22.000 A black man and a Jew 0.99

00:03:23.000 Fall off a cliff 0.98

00:03:24.000 Who's gonna land first? 1.00

00:03:26.000 The black man 0.98

00:03:27.000 Because chains are heavier than Ash

00:03:28.000 What's better than winning a gold lamplet at the paramedics?

00:03:33.000 We're not

00:03:34.000 We're not

00:03:39.000 Yo, how do I click the winner chat?

00:03:40.000 I think it was the George Floyd one

00:03:46.000 How do we play again?

00:03:47.000 What am I supposed to do?

00:03:48.000 What am I supposed to do?

00:03:50.000 Okay, yo

00:03:51.000 Guys, how do I select the winner?

00:03:52.000 It was the George Floyd one

00:03:58.000 Big monkey

00:03:59.000 Really? That one?

00:04:01.000 There's no way that won

00:04:02.000 It did win

00:04:03.000 It did win

00:04:04.000 But how do I select them?

00:04:09.000 Okay, how do I go on stage?

00:04:10.000 I have no idea

00:04:11.000 Okay

00:04:15.000 Hey guys, can you hear me?

00:04:17.000 So

00:04:18.000 What's the difference?

00:04:19.000 Yes, you can 0.98

00:04:20.000 What's the difference between a Jew and a pedophile? 0.96

00:04:25.000 Getting caught 0.98

00:04:26.000 Oh

00:04:30.000 Meow

00:04:31.000 Yeah, yo

00:04:32.000 Meow

00:04:34.000 Okay 1.00

00:04:35.000 Fuckin' kill yourself 1.00

00:04:42.000 Oh shit, it's me 1.00

00:04:43.000 Alright, alright, alright 1.00

00:04:45.000 How does a black woman know, she's pregnant? 1.00

00:04:48.000 Ow 0.99

00:04:49.000 She friends con

00:04:51.000 What's white on top and black at the bottom?

00:04:53.000 I don't know

00:04:55.000 Society

00:04:56.000 Ahhhh! 0.99

00:04:59.500 Okay, okay, okay, okay

00:05:01.740 Yo, you won!

00:05:03.740 Quartz I've won.

00:05:05.740 I gotta be choosing this one.

00:05:07.740 What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

00:05:10.740 Usain Bolt ended the race.

00:05:16.960 Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? 0.99

00:05:18.960 Because black people can't see. 1.00

00:05:20.960 Yoooo! 1.00

00:05:25.960 Okay, okay.

00:05:27.960 Yo! 1.00

00:05:28.960 Okay guys, we should switch up the theme now.

00:05:31.960 No more racism. 0.53

00:05:32.960 Pedo jokes. 0.99

00:05:33.960 What do you call an albano black person?

00:05:35.960 I don't know. 0.90

00:05:36.960 A vanilla gorilla.

00:05:38.960 Yo Sneeko, are you live streaming?

00:05:41.960 Uh, no, I'm not.

00:05:45.960 Okay.

00:05:47.960 Hey, I messed up my joke.

00:05:50.960 I messed up my joke.

00:05:51.960 Alright. 0.88

00:05:52.960 How does a black woman know if she's pregnant? 1.00

00:05:55.960 How? 1.00

00:05:56.960 She finds cotton in her pussy. 1.00

00:06:00.960 What? 1.00

00:06:01.960 What'd you say, cotton?

00:06:02.960 Cotton?

00:06:03.960 I didn't hear, I didn't get that.

00:06:04.960 Hey guys, this is my first time.

00:06:08.960 What do you, what do you call a, what do you call a blind racist?

00:06:15.960 What are these Spongebob eyes teeth? 0.99

00:06:19.960 A Nazi. 0.94

00:06:23.960 BOOOOOO! 1.00

00:06:26.960 Kill yourself! 1.00

00:06:27.960 Get, get, get it. 1.00

00:06:28.960 Get off! 1.00

00:06:29.960 Get off the fucking stage! 1.00

00:06:34.960 Some kid tried to call me a pedo, but he couldn't. 1.00

00:06:36.960 Cause his mouth was full at the time.

00:06:40.960 Nice.

00:06:41.960 What do the Creativity Kit and Punch Mate Dev have in common?

00:06:43.960 They're both scamming the youth out of their hard-earned money. 1.00

00:06:46.960 You started in the joke, faggot. 1.00

00:06:50.960 Bro, fuck. 1.00

00:06:51.960 Fuck. 1.00

00:06:52.960 Bro, you scammed me. 1.00

00:06:54.960 Cuh. 1.00

00:06:55.960 Pussy. 1.00

00:06:58.960 Pluh. 1.00

00:07:01.960 How do I leave this shit? 1.00

00:07:05.960 Get the chair. 1.00

00:07:06.960 Oh, I think there's a... 0.95

00:07:08.960 Bro, kick him out, kick him out. 1.00

00:07:10.960 Oh, he's an OG. 1.00

00:07:14.960 Fucking slob. 1.00

00:07:15.960 Hell, he's an OG. 1.00

00:07:19.960 He got in 2017.

00:07:22.960 That's when this game was created.

00:07:26.960 Man!

00:07:27.960 So, um, uh... 0.99

00:07:30.960 Why did the, uh, black people kill the old man? 1.00

00:07:34.960 What the fuck up, bitch? 1.00

00:07:36.960 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00

00:07:37.960 Eat my dick, fuckboy. 1.00

00:07:39.960 It was because the old man was deaf. 1.00

00:07:42.960 Very goofy. 1.00

00:07:43.960 Crap, eat this dick, fuckboy. 1.00

00:07:44.960 Stroke a good, too, bitch. 1.00

00:07:48.960 Okay, Coco. 1.00

00:07:49.960 Eat this fucking dick, fuckboy. 1.00

00:07:50.960 Eat this fucking dick, fuckboy. 1.00

00:07:51.960 Eat this fucking dick. 1.00

00:07:55.960 Why don't you fucking eat up in this bitch? 1.00

00:07:57.960 Eat this dick. 1.00

00:07:58.960 You can all slip on it. 1.00

00:08:00.960 I killed your dad. 1.00

00:08:01.960 I killed your dad. 1.00

00:08:02.960 I killed your dad. 1.00

00:08:03.960 I killed your dad. 1.00

00:08:04.960 Get off the stage. 1.00

00:08:05.960 Boo.

00:08:06.960 Boo.

00:08:07.960 Boo.

00:08:08.960 Tomatoes.

00:08:09.960 Tomatoes.

00:08:10.960 Get out. 0.98

00:08:11.960 Guys, what's the difference between a picnic table and a black father? 1.00

00:08:15.960 I don't know.

00:08:17.960 A picnic table can support a family.

00:08:21.960 Nice.

00:08:23.960 Mid.

00:08:24.960 Mid.

00:08:25.960 What do the NFL and please have in common?

00:08:28.960 They both go crazy when you take a knee.

00:08:36.960 Tell the joke.

00:08:37.960 Alright.

00:08:38.960 Give it up for this guy.

00:08:39.960 This guy is killing me.

00:08:41.960 Alright. 0.99

00:08:42.960 There's a white boy.

00:08:43.960 A beaner boy. 1.00

00:08:44.960 And a black boy. 0.58

00:08:45.960 Who are on the fifth grade.

00:08:47.960 Who has the biggest gig. 0.98

00:08:48.960 The black guy.

00:08:50.960 Cause he's 18. 0.99

00:08:55.960 Guys, why are black people so hard to see at night? 1.00

00:08:58.960 Anybody know? 0.98

00:09:00.960 No.

00:09:01.960 Because prisons stop letting in visitors after dark.

00:09:11.960 Hey, so why did Hitler kill himself?

00:09:14.960 Because he saw the gas bill.

00:09:16.960 Eww.

00:09:17.960 Oink, oink. 0.75

00:09:18.960 Stick to stream below, bro.

00:09:22.960 How does Hitler tie his shoes? 0.74

00:09:23.960 I would like to sniff some coke. 0.98

00:09:25.960 With little Nazis. 0.99

00:09:26.960 I would like to sniff some coke. 0.99

00:09:27.960 I would like to sniff some coke.

00:09:28.960 AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

00:09:29.960 You're loyal looking at me.

00:09:34.960 You okay?

00:09:35.960 I'm eye accepted. 1.00

00:09:36.960 I'm a black fucking monk. 1.00

00:09:37.960 What's the best way to stop a rape? 1.00

00:09:39.960 You make her enjoy it. 1.00

00:09:40.960 I don't feel like I'm a black fucking monk. 1.00

00:09:41.960 You're okay. 1.00

00:09:42.960 I don't feel like I'm a black fucking monk. 1.00

00:09:43.960 What's the best way to stop a rape? 1.00

00:09:44.960 Rape, you make her enjoy it. 1.00

00:09:49.960 Oh, alright, alright.

00:09:54.960 What's George Floyd's different color? 1.00

00:09:57.960 Yo, kill yourself. 1.00

00:10:00.960 Neon, cause you got a knee on his neck. 1.00

00:10:09.960 Okay, okay, this room sucks. 0.99

00:10:11.960 I'm starting a new room. 0.95

00:10:15.960 Um...

00:10:22.960 Okay, join, um...

00:10:28.960 Love speech.

00:10:32.960 Remember to join the discord, link in description, all that good stuff.

00:10:35.960 What should I name a chat?

00:10:37.960 Needs to be less... Was that cringe? Yes or no chat?

00:10:39.960 Yes or no chat?

00:10:44.960 No, um...

00:10:46.960 Soapy Steve.

00:10:47.960 Soapy Steve.

00:10:50.960 Okay, join Soapy Steve chat.

00:10:53.960 Toad?

00:11:02.960 Uh...

00:11:03.960 Yo, Sneeko, how do you feel about Adam-22? 0.97

00:11:21.560 Why can't black people swim? 1.00

00:11:23.660 Why? 0.99

00:11:27.620 What causes pedophilia?

00:11:30.080 I don't know. 0.98

00:11:30.920 Sexy children.

00:11:33.960 Ah.

00:11:41.140 Okay, something homophobic.

00:11:42.820 Anybody got any homophobia in here?

00:11:45.860 Yo, stop booing me. 0.83

00:11:53.960 Someone go up.

00:12:00.920 Why can't Chinese people race up? 1.00

00:12:02.760 Fuck, I fucked up. 1.00

00:12:03.720 I'm not joking. 1.00

00:12:04.180 Stop fucks. 1.00

00:12:04.700 It was a bitch. 1.00

00:12:06.600 What? 1.00

00:12:08.740 Why is the bomb in the sea so dark? 1.00

00:12:11.740 Because black people can't swim. 1.00

00:12:14.660 Bro. 1.00

00:12:15.440 How do you get an Indian woman to shut up? 1.00

00:12:17.800 Press the red dot. 0.99

00:12:19.500 Nice. 1.00

00:12:19.980 Why are you faggots in here? 1.00

00:12:38.140 Someone go up on stage. 1.00

00:12:41.200 You go up, bitch. 1.00

00:12:43.020 I went up, bitch. 1.00

00:12:44.240 Cunt. 1.00

00:12:44.440 What's the difference between a hippie and a gay person? 1.00

00:12:50.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:12:50.540 They both get stoned.

00:12:53.100 Bro, this is...

00:12:54.300 Are these the same people chat? 0.98

00:13:02.120 Okay, I'm kicking all these people.

00:13:03.660 Yo, more people chat. 1.00

00:13:05.400 Everybody here sucks. 1.00

00:13:06.280 Call me racist, but these Jew jokes are gassing me up. 1.00

00:13:28.140 Nice. 0.97

00:13:28.640 Nice.

00:13:33.960 Nice.

00:13:34.520 Nice.

00:13:36.280 Yo, thank you for not picking me.

00:13:41.340 Thank you.

00:13:43.060 Someone?

00:13:44.720 Chat, I'm out of jokes, man. 1.00

00:13:54.400 Bro, all you suck. 0.99

00:13:55.560 Chat, I want the most schizo people joining right now. 1.00

00:13:58.600 And everybody's just googling racist jokes right now.

00:14:01.020 I'm playing video games, man.

00:14:02.580 What's going on here?

00:14:03.960 You're in the game, too.

00:14:05.000 What are you talking about?

00:14:05.580 I'm mad right now, I'm not going to lie.

00:14:06.840 Who's mad?

00:14:09.000 Bro, you're in here, too.

00:14:10.100 What are you talking about?

00:14:14.040 Yo, Sneeko, that girl called you out. 1.00

00:14:15.860 That Jewish girl called you out. 0.99

00:14:17.200 But I would smash Xena. 1.00

00:14:19.020 Smash Xena. 0.99

00:14:19.800 She's bad. 0.93

00:14:22.420 LL. 1.00

00:14:24.100 Yo, Sneeko, you're a cuck. 0.98

00:14:25.520 Nice. 0.97

00:14:27.260 Nice.

00:14:27.780 Nice.

00:14:28.420 Someone else go.

00:14:32.260 W, ratio on Elon Musk. 1.00

00:14:36.040 Bro, stop riding my dick and get on stage. 0.99

00:14:38.100 Why don't, why don't Indians play soccer? 1.00

00:14:44.760 Because every time in their corner, they open up a store.

00:14:53.880 Why can't Chinese people play baseball? 1.00

00:14:57.240 Because they eat all the bats.

00:14:58.480 What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Sneeko? 0.98

00:15:09.200 Sneeko's a cuck.

00:15:10.000 Yo, guys, Trump 2024 and Sneeko, I hope you're having a great day, bro.

00:15:23.800 Nice speech, bro. 0.99

00:15:25.160 And you're a cuck. 1.00

00:15:26.420 Yo, get off the fucking stage. 1.00

00:15:33.100 Yeah, yeah, keep cheering me. 1.00

00:15:34.560 Yo, keep cheering me now.

00:15:35.840 Boo, boo, how do you boo?

00:15:36.960 Yo, follow me on Twitch. 1.00

00:15:38.120 Useless. 1.00

00:15:38.620 Follow me on Twitch, useless. 1.00

00:15:39.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.96

00:15:40.060 Free shout out.

00:15:40.860 Yes, sir.

00:15:41.480 El Promo.

00:15:42.440 El Promo. 0.99

00:15:43.920 Why can't gay people do math? 1.00

00:15:46.200 Because they don't count. 0.99

00:15:54.440 Trying to look up jokes right now, chat. 0.99

00:15:56.140 Yo, Sneeko, get your ass up there, bro. 1.00

00:16:00.880 What's up with all this racist shit? 1.00

00:16:02.360 Is this a cool room? 1.00

00:16:03.580 No, no.

00:16:04.020 W racism.

00:16:06.640 Sneeko, tell us a joke. 0.83

00:16:07.560 Is everyone in here from the chat?

00:16:09.080 W racism.

00:16:09.940 Or is this just randoms? 1.00

00:16:16.280 A Mexican with a boner walks to a log. 1.00

00:16:19.360 What does he break? 0.99

00:16:20.560 A lawnmower.

00:16:23.220 Hey.

00:16:23.480 Hey.

00:16:26.140 Guys, stop asking me.

00:16:27.700 Stop.

00:16:28.020 Yo, yo, yo. 0.99

00:16:28.700 Okay. 0.65

00:16:29.100 Can everybody stop asking me to make rape jokes?

00:16:31.720 Because they're not funny.

00:16:33.020 Especially when they're forced.

00:16:36.820 Boo, get him out of here. 1.00

00:16:38.100 That shit's right. 1.00

00:16:39.740 That shit's right. 1.00

00:16:40.460 Who the hell is that? 1.00

00:16:41.800 I don't know who that guy is. 0.99

00:16:42.780 What do you call a dying gay person?

00:16:45.540 God's will.

00:16:48.460 Why does Joe Biden not visit St. Jude's patients?

00:16:51.900 Because he can't sniff their hair.

00:16:57.840 Maybe Aiden doesn't view Bobby.

00:16:59.520 Hey, why are the boos funnier than all the jokes? 1.00

00:17:02.780 Yo, you stop chatting shit with the mask on. 1.00

00:17:04.520 Get on stage and make a cuck joke, cuck. 1.00

00:17:05.960 Hey, look, can you guys hear me?

00:17:12.640 Why didn't Andrew Tate answer the JQ?

00:17:16.460 Because he got the call. 1.00

00:17:18.520 Shit the fuck. 1.00

00:17:21.080 Bro, what the fuck? 1.00

00:17:22.800 How you caught me a cuck? 1.00

00:17:23.920 You literally went to a party and watched a girl get smashed right in front of you. 1.00

00:17:26.740 Fuck out of here. 1.00

00:17:28.620 That was a long time ago. 1.00

00:17:30.060 Well, I was six afraid of seven. 0.79

00:17:32.020 Because seven was black. 0.97

00:17:33.000 Jesus, get up on the stage. 1.00

00:17:41.920 Yo, phosphorus, get up on the stage right now.

00:17:45.740 Bro.

00:17:46.500 Sneak up.

00:17:47.060 Get up on stage.

00:17:47.680 I'm looking up on chat.

00:17:49.360 EBT right now.

00:17:50.300 Yo, Sneak up. 1.00

00:17:51.160 Quit being a bitch, bro. 1.00

00:17:52.020 Get on stage. 1.00

00:17:53.200 I just did. 0.97

00:17:56.140 Get up and show us how to be a cuck. 0.99

00:17:58.600 What's the difference between white people and black people? 0.99

00:18:01.060 Black people have soul.

00:18:07.420 What's something nine out of ten people enjoy? 1.00

00:18:10.920 Gang rape. 0.97

00:18:12.720 Gang rape. 0.99

00:18:14.920 Bro, I was just about to say that. 0.98

00:18:16.260 We've all heard it.

00:18:17.600 Non-original. 1.00

00:18:19.800 Yo, fuck all of you. 1.00

00:18:28.840 Tell one of your cuck stories. 1.00

00:18:29.920 Maybe that's original.

00:18:30.640 Yo, who said that? 1.00

00:18:38.040 Faggot. 1.00

00:18:39.560 That was cream pie. 1.00

00:18:41.700 Yo, can I get up on there and just tell Riddles?

00:18:44.060 I got a bunch.

00:18:46.680 What's the difference between Mohammed Atta and Sneako?

00:18:52.000 Ha-ha-ha.

00:18:53.520 Here's how to tell jokes, Sneako.

00:18:57.580 It's you.

00:18:58.180 Boo.

00:19:00.020 Boo.

00:19:05.420 Why doesn't Mexico have a track team?

00:19:07.900 Because they all jumped across the border already.

00:19:13.580 Sneako's hairline at the ceiling.

00:19:16.640 Boo.

00:19:19.100 Boo.

00:19:19.420 Want to hear the real joke?

00:19:25.980 Everybody that's making cuck jokes is giving me content while I make money off you. 0.98

00:19:29.520 What's brown and hates niggas? 1.00

00:19:35.880 The world. 0.94

00:19:37.080 Sneako.

00:19:39.980 Sneako, say hard R. 0.96

00:19:41.240 What's almost black and has five holes in it? 1.00

00:19:44.200 Shut up, niggas. 1.00

00:19:44.480 X, X, X, Tintoshion. 1.00

00:19:46.120 What does a black guy have that is really long and grows whenever he touches a female? 1.00

00:19:53.120 His criminal record. 0.99

00:19:55.360 Ha-ha-ha.

00:20:04.960 Woo! 0.99

00:20:05.700 Yeah!

00:20:06.120 Yeah!

00:20:06.520 What's long and hard and has come in it? 1.00

00:20:13.540 The dick that went up Maria's ass. 1.00

00:20:15.740 Boo! 1.00

00:20:17.980 What's long and smells like shit? 1.00

00:20:20.820 The line at Popeyes. 1.00

00:20:24.100 What's similar between Michael Jackson and Caviar?

00:20:26.760 They both come on little crackers.

00:20:30.760 Boo! 0.83

00:20:32.360 Boo! 0.83

00:20:32.860 What breaks when you give it to a two-year-old?

00:20:39.860 Their pelvis. 1.00

00:20:41.520 Get it because you fucking three-year-old. 1.00

00:20:42.800 Nice, nice. 1.00

00:20:44.760 Nice.

00:20:48.380 Hey, Sneako, do you want to get on stage and explain the difference between...

00:20:54.000 Christ is king. 1.00

00:21:02.860 Why do black people stink so blind people can hate them? 1.00

00:21:14.800 What's similar between... 1.00

00:21:16.020 Oh, wait.

00:21:16.520 What's the difference between me and cancer? 0.73

00:21:18.900 My uncle doesn't rape cancer. 1.00

00:21:21.860 Fuck. 1.00

00:21:23.860 What's the difference between an American and a computer? 1.00

00:21:26.780 An American doesn't have trouble troubleshooting. 1.00

00:21:29.520 Ha-ha-ha-ha.

00:21:30.120 Why should you never fart in the Apple Store?

00:21:40.420 Why?

00:21:40.720 Because they don't have Windows.

00:21:43.180 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

00:21:45.540 What... 1.00

00:21:46.060 What's the difference between Sneako's girl and a hood rat whore? 1.00

00:21:50.180 No, she was bad, though. 1.00

00:21:55.360 What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? 0.99

00:21:58.680 Outdated farm equipment. 0.95

00:22:10.860 What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

00:22:13.520 A family phone.

00:22:19.780 6.30 is my favorite time of day.

00:22:23.100 Hands down. 1.00

00:22:24.440 You're Andrew Tate's a bitch. 1.00

00:22:25.560 Shut up. 1.00

00:22:27.060 Who said that? 1.00

00:22:27.700 What's the hardest part about nailing a naked baby to the wall? 1.00

00:22:31.540 My fucking penis. 1.00

00:22:34.660 Why do people hit electronics when they don't work? 1.00

00:22:37.300 Because it worked with the slaves.

00:22:45.100 Can't believe you're banned on Twitch, Sneako. 0.98

00:22:51.600 What do you call a fat gorilla? 0.77

00:22:54.440 Dua.

00:22:56.100 Who?

00:22:58.020 Okay.

00:22:58.800 So there is a Mexican, a Brazilian, and a Cuban in a car.

00:23:03.000 Who's driving, Sneako? 0.91

00:23:05.040 Nice car.

00:23:05.700 What do you call a monkey?

00:23:13.960 Sneako.

00:23:16.300 Nice, nice, nice. 1.00

00:23:17.660 What's similar between my penis and Legos? 1.00

00:23:20.640 Little girls choke on both of them. 1.00

00:23:24.280 Bruh. 1.00

00:23:25.120 A Jew and a black man jump off a building. 0.99

00:23:27.560 Who lands first? 1.00

00:23:28.880 The black man, because chains are heavier than ash. 0.99

00:23:32.960 Huh? 0.98

00:23:33.440 Someone said that.

00:23:34.140 I thought that was supposed to be funny, but it didn't make sense.

00:23:38.500 Bye.

00:23:43.700 It's Mel time.

00:23:48.600 Okay, now let's do the roast of Sneako.

00:23:50.540 Bring up Maria on the show. 1.00

00:23:55.760 What the fuck are you? 1.00

00:24:06.800 Sneako is unvaccinated. 1.00

00:24:08.260 That's why I'm wearing a mask.

00:24:11.780 Bruh.

00:24:12.400 What's the difference between a Japanese person and my Christmas tree? 1.00

00:24:17.480 My Christmas tree didn't get fucking bombed. 0.99

00:24:25.300 Yo, roast me. 0.99

00:24:26.320 Get up on roast.

00:24:28.280 Roast of Sneako. 1.00

00:24:29.260 Go ahead. 1.00

00:24:29.580 All this shit sucks. 1.00

00:24:31.680 All right, but... 1.00

00:24:32.680 Hey, what's better than jerking off to the little girl from Wreck-It-Roll? 0.99

00:24:37.400 Sneako, why does your hair look like... 1.00

00:24:39.400 What is the difference between a little kid and a black person? 1.00

00:24:48.140 I wouldn't fuck a black person. 1.00

00:24:51.200 Helen Keller walks into a bar. 1.00

00:24:53.320 And then a table.

00:24:54.700 And then a chair.

00:24:57.760 Sneako, talk if you're real. 1.00

00:25:00.480 Shut up, cock. 1.00

00:25:02.300 Bro, he's live on Rumble. 1.00

00:25:03.680 Rumble.

00:25:03.740 Rumble. 0.98

00:25:03.800 That's mad fucking corny. 0.98

00:25:16.600 Sneako walked into a bar. 0.99

00:25:26.760 Why am I able to hear how autistic all of you are from these jokes?

00:25:30.240 What's faker than my hair?

00:25:36.720 The $20 bill George Floyd used before he died.

00:25:43.040 What do you call it, a vinyl black person? 0.97

00:25:46.600 A vanilla gorilla?

00:25:51.280 Hey, Sneako, how come you're just watching and not coming up here?

00:25:54.740 Typical you, man, just watching.

00:25:56.440 Nice, nice, nice.

00:25:57.700 Get on the stage, guys.

00:25:58.660 Yeah, yeah, come on, come on, guys.

00:25:59.940 Yeah, let's stop with the cuck, Joe.

00:26:01.200 Since bad enough, Sneako was standing in the corner with a bone there while his girl was getting smashed by Destiny. 1.00

00:26:05.080 Yo, what the fuck? 1.00

00:26:07.600 That nigga sound like he working at Blockbuster. 1.00

00:26:09.160 24, can you spit in my booty hoe? 1.00

00:26:14.700 Was that me?

00:26:15.500 That's it?

00:26:27.600 Alright, new room.

00:26:28.360 You got... 1.00

00:26:28.960 All you guys suck. 1.00

00:26:32.340 How do you... 1.00

00:26:33.000 How do you make an Asian woman instantly blind? 1.00

00:26:35.940 Put her behind a windshield. 0.77

00:26:36.960 All right, join up.

00:26:56.920 Autism.

00:26:58.200 I want to see the people in the Discord join up. 1.00

00:27:00.600 Sniako, you're Andrew Tate's bitch. 1.00

00:27:14.260 Make him answer the JQ. 1.00

00:27:16.060 Fuck. 1.00

00:27:18.560 24, gini booty hoe my piss. 1.00

00:27:20.980 No! 0.89

00:27:21.560 No!

00:27:22.060 No!

00:27:22.560 No!

00:27:23.060 No!

00:27:24.060 No!

00:27:24.560 No!

00:27:25.060 No!

00:27:25.560 No!

00:27:26.060 No!

00:27:26.560 No!

00:27:27.060 No!

00:27:27.560 No!

00:27:28.060 No!

00:27:28.560 No!

00:27:29.060 No!

00:27:30.060 No! 1.00

00:27:32.800 Bro, what the fuck? 1.00

00:27:41.260 Okay chat, move on. 1.00

00:27:43.220 Hollow Rain says, what's good Rumble hubby?

00:27:44.640 What's good?

00:27:45.080 What's good, baby?

00:27:50.180 Yo, go on stage you cucks. 0.98

00:27:55.200 You first, bro. 1.00

00:27:56.340 You shut up, bitch 1.00

00:27:59.980 You're getting no content and no money off of this 1.00

00:28:03.100 Why are you here? 1.00

00:28:06.320 Yeah, yeah, shut up 1.00

00:28:07.420 Your shut up, faggot's not even convincing 1.00

00:28:14.780 You don't say it with your chest 1.00

00:28:15.880 Shout out, Cozy 1.00

00:28:19.360 Fuck Ethan Rye 1.00

00:28:21.720 Alright, y'all 1.00

00:28:22.300 Let me save this lobby

00:28:23.440 How many feminists does it take to fix a light bulb? 1.00

00:28:29.380 None, they can't change anything 0.99

00:28:31.180 Gay 0.97

00:28:33.460 How does a black girl tell if she's pregnant? 1.00

00:28:41.120 When she pulls the condom out 1.00

00:28:43.420 What do you call a bunch of white niggas on the bench? 1.00

00:28:48.940 What do you call a bunch of white niggas on the bench? 1.00

00:28:51.480 The NBA 1.00

00:28:51.980 Shut up, you're black 1.00

00:28:53.180 Yo, you're just gonna take that from a white kid 1.00

00:28:57.640 Fuck out, you bitch-ass nigga 1.00

00:28:58.960 Yo, don't 1.00

00:29:00.920 What do black people eat for dinner? 1.00

00:29:03.720 Mud 1.00

00:29:04.000 Yo, black guy, go back up on stage 1.00

00:29:07.020 You can't let these white people talk to you like that 1.00

00:29:08.480 Yeah, get on the stage, black guy 1.00

00:29:13.280 You bitch-made 1.00

00:29:14.840 Bitch-made 1.00

00:29:15.780 How do you starve a black person? 1.00

00:29:18.160 Put their food stamp card under their word blue 1.00

00:29:21.100 Man, that junk is weak as fuck 1.00

00:29:23.480 I know y'all all get bullied at school 1.00

00:29:27.720 I'm guessing you're black 1.00

00:29:29.880 Oh, look at the black guy 1.00

00:29:31.640 I'm a white man 0.74

00:29:32.840 I drive a Ford

00:29:33.920 I'm a white man 1.00

00:29:34.700 Shut up, bitch 1.00

00:29:36.180 You have no rights 1.00

00:29:36.820 Damn 0.97

00:29:41.280 Jack, can we get some of the non-autistic people in here? 0.99

00:29:46.600 Yo, black guy, go back up on stage 0.99

00:29:48.220 These white people are pissing me off 1.00

00:29:49.480 Yo, black guy 1.00

00:29:53.960 Go up, nigger 1.00

00:29:57.040 Black guy, get on stage 1.00

00:30:00.860 He's trying to make you work, bro 0.96

00:30:02.400 He's trying to make you work

00:30:03.260 Someone get on stage

00:30:04.540 What's funnier than killing 0.83

00:30:11.620 Yo 0.98

00:30:17.000 Yo

00:30:26.120 Why are you guys here?

00:30:27.340 It's 4 a.m.

00:30:28.100 Someone get on stage

00:30:29.080 Bro

00:30:47.000 Um, so I have a chainsaw joke

00:30:53.540 What do you call

00:30:54.580 Black chainsaw

00:30:56.340 A run

00:30:57.860 Why doesn't China

00:31:04.040 China have a baseball team?

00:31:06.280 Because they'll take out the entire world

00:31:08.240 With one at bat 0.99

00:31:09.140 What's funnier than killing a family of four? 0.98

00:31:14.160 Nothing 0.99

00:31:14.620 I agree

00:31:18.620 That was good

00:31:19.440 That was good 0.98

00:31:19.900 Why do Jews have big noses? 1.00

00:31:25.680 Why? 0.94

00:31:26.480 Because air is free

00:31:27.480 Ah

00:31:30.040 Yo, somebody top the chainsaw joke

00:31:44.620 What's the difference between Myron and Frish? 0.99

00:31:54.100 Frish is retarded 1.00

00:31:55.000 Fuck Europe 1.00

00:31:59.520 Bro 1.00

00:32:00.620 What's similar between Michael Jackson and Caviar?

00:32:09.580 They both come on little crackers

00:32:11.500 Hi y'all

00:32:22.260 Sorry I wasn't on stage

00:32:23.380 I had to get more tablets for my dishwasher

00:32:25.120 She had a headache

00:32:26.200 Yo, Rose

00:32:31.060 Rose Sneeko more

00:32:31.920 Next one

00:32:32.420 Did you hear about that one Petal music teacher?

00:32:35.060 The one who broke a g-string while failing in a minor

00:32:38.060 I just saw that I read it too 1.00

00:32:41.420 Fuck 1.00

00:32:42.480 Get out 1.00

00:32:43.580 You'll get him next time man 0.98

00:32:47.820 Roast Sneeko 0.99

00:32:57.320 Yo, I got a joke

00:33:05.320 I got a joke

00:33:05.800 What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts?

00:33:08.740 Boy Scouts come back from camp

00:33:10.020 Nah

00:33:12.240 Sneakers 1.00

00:33:15.020 You guys all fucking suck 1.00

00:33:29.620 All of you suck 1.00

00:33:31.620 Sneeko shut up 1.00

00:33:33.940 All right y'all 0.99

00:33:45.300 What gets easier to pick up

00:33:46.980 The heavier it becomes

00:33:47.940 This is the worst

00:34:05.100 Okay 1.00

00:34:05.420 Everybody here is trash bro 0.95

00:34:07.040 I'm done with this game 0.99

00:34:08.380 I'm done with this game

00:34:09.660 Bro 1.00

00:34:10.320 You guys suck 1.00

00:34:11.320 Was that good? 1.00

00:34:13.480 Yes or no?

00:34:15.580 I am laughing right now

00:34:16.920 I'm not gonna lie

00:34:17.500 But at the end

00:34:18.040 Nothing was hidden

00:34:19.140 Why was it the worst people that joined the chat?

00:34:23.860 Like everybody there was like mad

00:34:25.640 And low energy

00:34:26.880 Was there anybody like a little bit light hearted?

00:34:30.040 Can you just feel the red pill rage

00:34:33.140 And everybody talking?

00:34:36.300 Just sounded like

00:34:37.300 Everybody

00:34:38.260 Nobody had friends

00:34:39.440 I banned everyone that was good

00:34:49.480 Yeah I kind of did huh?

00:34:54.380 I kind of did huh?

00:34:57.000 I need a mic

00:34:57.860 Bro how is it 2023

00:34:59.260 And you don't have a microphone?

00:35:00.540 You don't have a phone?

00:35:02.060 How are you that poor

00:35:03.220 That you can't buy a mic?

00:35:07.040 RIP gaming chair

00:35:07.820 Yeah my gaming chair broke

00:35:08.860 That's it

00:35:15.180 Is this your job?

SNEAKO - July 17, 2023

SNEAKO Plays Comedy Night With His Stream

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